/biz/ - Business & Finance

Why do I keep asking you all what stocks I should buy when I will ultimately disregard it and be too paralyzed to do anything?

golden bullrun starts now. get fucked bobo!

bobos... know this brothers... tomorrow will be the day of reckoning.... screenshot me u faggots

CLF fag has been shitting up the board all day. What's funny is he actually had a really good play and if he just didn't act like a giant faggot most people would like him.

Anyone else extremely bullish on HCAC/Canoo? If ridesharing companies pick up their bangbus it's gonna be yuge.

Also Leno has a video on them so it's for sure going somewhere.

SELL SELL SELL HOLY FUCK JESUS CHRIST IM GONNA SHOOT MYSELF ITS ALL OVER FUCK SELL SELL SELL

>>22903841
stick with etfs bro
find something that tracks s&p or multi cap

What do I buy for $2k? SHLL, SBE OR NAK?

>>22903841
because you don't verify the DD yourself

>>22903849
I witness you brother

i just pulled out the longest booger

>>22903863
leno is such a nigger

>>22903817
RKT bros. We gaining tomorrow or losing?

>>22903896
did you eat it

>>22903923
rolled it and threw it in the corner of the room

>>22903917
I hope losing, I'm roughly a month away from being able to buy into this shitter of a company.

the reason is that there is someone who is so sad, so pathetic, that they derive joy from typing like a retard, making new threads, and sneaking epic funny links in the op. this person doesn't really have a good life overall, and thus they will pursue these laughable pleasures 100%, thus there will always be a tranny making @~@ new threads.
leave them to their dirt pile.

>>22903841
Trading isn't just about know what and when to buy.

>>22903937
i always just eat them

>>22903852
iron/steel smells like a value trap though

if anyone's looking for growth, it's definitely not in that

>>22903970
But it mostly is, unless you wanna be a fucking YOLO autist and go broke

>>22903880
Please be joking lol.

>>22903985
better than just holding cash man. once you’re comfortable with it you can move on

>>22903985
What's wrong with ETF? They're fine if you don't want to think or in that guy's case, too afraid to make a decision.

Still waiting for my 3 GME to skyrocket.

>>22903958
It just means I don't gotta bake as often. I think there was a couple days where I baked 4-6x because no one else wanted to. Having the links there really only sucks for the newfrens. I don't really use them anymore since I got what I need bookmarked.

Buy the $AQMS dip. Easiest 25%+ day trade.

Going to take half the profits and keep it long term. This company has crazy growth potential once politics and society starts going green energy

>>22903841

Because you’ve got no balls and a baby dick. Jump in the ride is fun and the next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.

>>22903985
stonks go up

buy SBE or you're literally not gonna make it

this post will be living rent free in your mind a year from now :)

What the fuck was that???

>>22903817
Should I cook myself a burger or should I just eat PBJ sandwich. I need to wake up early and go to school. Dubs decides

>>22903817
based bullchad poster

>>22904071

PBnJ

>>22903982
What the fuck are you talking about? how did I imply that with what I said.

>>22904071
how bout deez nuts

>>22903817
>Western

>>22904044
Yeaaah... not sure this is the time to buy

>>22904073
i borrowed his picture c:

>>22904044
I wouldnt fuck with texas based companies.

>>22903841
palantir IPO wednesday

>>22904009
Most ETFs are pumping stocks or keeping stocks pumped at what I believe to be unjustifiable prices. Some of the numbers compute out to the prices only being justifiable if the stock had like 1-10% growth per year for the next 50-80 years. Learn about DCFs, proper valuations and such. It's quite unwise to take such a high risk for something with so little return. Wisdom, insight, and understanding all produce far more than gold, if you get the spirit of that saying...

Keep in mind, the more popular an investment vehicle is, the less return it brings.

>>22904093
im sure thats ok

>>22904100
Why

>>22904092
screencapping to lol @ in a few weeks

>>22904100
its a california company senpai

The "Short American Middle Class/Long American Misery aka Fed Approved" Portfolio:
PLTR
MCD
KO
DIS
AMZN
PM
WMT
FB
AIRB (or whatever ticker AirBNB gets)

Each one a work of art in undermining some aspect of American middle class life.

>>22904109
anyone playing SSSS for Palantir?
idk how I feel about it still, I want to see if it goes up cause tho

>>22904100
Because courts love them so much in texas?

>>22904146
I see us descending into a dystopian hell hole of a police state so it seems like a win to invest in minority report, the company

>>22904124
There will definitely be a pullback

>>22904152
I'm down to invest in anything Peter Thiel is even remotely involved in

>>22904049
I can't find what stock is making my graph go straight up so I think its RH being a gtlichy mess.

>>22904135
>no put on TNA

shiggy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I THINK IM TURNING INTO A NIGGER
MOMMYYYYYYYYYYY
WAS I A GUD BOI?????

>>22904135
>long Walmart AND Amazon
Wtf is wrong with you? Those are competitors; you’re supposed to pick one or the other

>>22904178
looking into SSSS seems like a lot of this is already priced in

>>22904135
Need to add BUD

>>22904135
So if I buy all of these, I could be upper class?

>>22904025
^

WHATS THE NEXT PND AAAAAAAA

>>22904112
I agree with you anon 100%, but that guy's literally sitting on cash cause he can't make a decision. That's literally losing money unless we somehow gets into deflation, then we're all fucked.

how do i place a long order on mcdonalds corporation

>>22903841
NAK + a singular share of ford

>>22904146
Yes. Suspect the Palantir deal is priced in since summer, but a fund that gets into things like Palantir early might be going places.

>>22904369
Palantir is literally just soopar sekret communication and database for soopar sekret clubs like the military

its a breakeven company at best in the current political environment

>>22904071
Fry sliced potatoes with pepper, onions and garlic. If you have any meat like kielbasa, sausage or ham throw it in. Then cut up 1-2 slices of bread into squares and throw. Now beat 2-3 eggs add a spoon of milk while beating and dump the eggs on everything frying in the pan. Leave it cook for a couple min the start mixing it up. Cook like this until the eyes are cooked then dump it on your plate and enjoy.

>>22904071
eat SBE

>>22904406
Imma try this tomorrow anon sounds tasty

>>22904092
That’s a huge bullish signal for right now. I’m investing in SBE seeing this.

>>22904388
Which is why they are going public so theh can dump. IPOs are just dumps 90% of the time

>>22904388
Customer base grows linearly, soon to include corporate clients.
Customer need grows exponentially, that's where the real growth is. Can you imagine how much data their customers will want stored and analyzed by 2030?

>>22904433
Yep, Palantir is going into toilet

No way in hell we're pumping tomorrow

The bull shall run my brothers

How many stocks is too many in a portfolio? What range is just about right?

Am curious as I'd like to be able to swing them for gains which means having less will concentrate the effect of a gain.

>>22904450
This is a crowded environment and their pre-existing customers would greatly prefer exclusivity

I'm actually surprised they're going public at all, as they are only ever going to be an element of homeland security

>>22904433

>IPOs are just dumps 90% of the time

Man I am still anal about missing the moon mission of 2019, BYND.

Anyone else going in on CRSR? I got 10 shares at 14.7 and another 10 at 18.13.

I don't know what I'm doing yet so starting with the value investing approach.

>>22904422
Spelling is messed up but I hope you can figure the mistakes out and it is really good plus quick. You can add other seasonings and peppers, ect like that too if you like. Most people would salt it too but I have restricted a lot of salt from my diet as I get it from everything else there is. So when I make my own fresh I opt to not use any salt. Would up the taste though.

>>22904471
I remember watching that and think “no way its worth anything we’ve had fake meat for 100 years” and yet every food chain and grocery gobbled it up. During corona mest at my store would be cleaned out and literally one cooler would have food. It would be that beyond shit. I live in Cali. Fucking clown market, no one is buying that shit

Is the P&F Quadruple Bottom Breakout gonna make it?

How do I become the CEO of a public company? I want to shitpost on twitter and irl like elon musk. I'm not interested in waging my way up, no thank you. I'll just take the elevator to the board.

>>22904523
Be jewish

>>22904523
Walk into the company's headquarters, ask to speak with the highest up person there, then offer to do the CEO's job for a fraction of the price. Make sure you give them your card.

>>22904536
I'm not Jewish, but I could easily fake it:
Remember the 6 million.

>>22904523
Crypto trading is literally anywhere but here.

>>22904523
Be african and a jew

>>22904465
Best bet is to just have one of everything.

What is a good percentage to keep as cash rather than in stocks cause of all the ptential rockiness the market may experience in the next few months?

http://www.strawpoll.me/21018147