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I have about 100 bucks to my name and just got kicked out. I am deformed and disabled and can't get any jobs, my parents told me to kms. I have $10 on coinbasewallet for uniswap and then I had $30 on coinbase but it keeps shrinking. What the fuck can I do?

>> No.22897189

>>22897141
listen to your parents

>> No.22897268

>>22897141
WTF Did you just hack my FUCKING WALLET BITCH?!?!

>> No.22897279

>>22897189
ok so I already actually spent some of the 100 dollars on half the stuff to kill me, should I just buy the other half?

>> No.22897329

You first priority should be finding shelter, your second priority should be finding a job or something that allows you to pull your own weight. I know it’s gonna be hard but you can get through this man. Fuck your parents for being shit. See if you qualify for disability.

>> No.22897408

Buy $FAG (poorfag) on uniswap to get an x10 by EOW

>> No.22897624

>>22897141
Why would your parents do that? I'm sure there's some sort of government support you can get. Do you have any friends you can stay with until you get a job? Don't kill yourself. God loves you.

>> No.22897710

>>22897141
Your parents are faggots
Do as this guy said >>22897329

>> No.22897719

>>22897329
I will kill myself before I get a job, call it anxiety.

>>22897624
my dad has tried to kill me a few times in my life, he always told me crazy shit i.e. "you chose to come down from heaven and that's why you're a burned on me" and just generally told me dumb shit my whole life, he's nuts
>mom follows the dick

I called my drug dealer and he let me stay in a room, but its his wifes house and she is already pissed about having to make me dinner. I just had my disability hearing over the phone because of covid, it didn't sound convincing. They said I could be a bench hand, an inspector, or a product sorter.

>>22897408
I have $10 of Dai on uniswap, should I do the transfer now? uni charts move so fast I can never guess what to jump on

I am just going to fuck off and fuck around before comitting suicide as soon as things look downward, buying snacks and then eating them has been keeping me alive so far.

>> No.22897755

>>22897141
Give wallet address anon
I'm going to change your life

>> No.22897818

Did you use uniswap prior to September 1st? Probably the most important question for you right this second.

>> No.22897845

>>22897755
for which coin? golden ID and dubdubs pls be blessed

>> No.22897850

>>22897719
>I will kill myself before I get a job, call it anxiety.

then you deserve to starve on the street you worthless cunt

>> No.22897859

>>22897141
Have faith in the Lord brother and he will bring you the light. Or probably not. Maybe if you wave snakes about

>> No.22897877

>>22897818
no, after my dad assaulted me he had me put in a mental institution for two weeks before kicking me out. That was the two weeks uniswap %1000'd. I had 50 bucks in linkchain during that period.

>>22897850
Right, that's why I was going to kill myself. Did you miss the point?

>> No.22897892

>>22897755
Checked

>> No.22897909

>>22897845
The only one that matters
Think wisely anon

>> No.22897935

>>22897141
...so if you aren't from Uganda, you could collect social security if you have a legit disability.

Sorry, but sucking BBC isn't a massive disability.

>> No.22897934

>>22897755
>>22897845
>>22897909


BTC: 32PvdKk2pandY4tv3XJJ3uMPFen6SprDDT
ETH: 0x9db39826b8D7535A448c52Fc235ef5afb152E54D
LINK: 0xf6572b39953F4F87757913a56970B0CB1C3E76aE

>> No.22897972

>>22897909
He’s talking about LINK OP

>> No.22897977

>>22897719
>I will kill myself before I get a job
Based but getting raped by niggers while homeless is probably worse

>> No.22898030

>>22897934
>Link
Oh
Fuck off

>> No.22898092

>>22897977
I was gonna sleep in the wallmart parking lot in Saginaw. Probably not the best idea. My parents dropped my car off loaded with all my belongings and tried to make a big scene, I just told them to gtfo and drove to my friends.

>>22898030
kek

>> No.22898152

>>22897719
Is anxiety actually the reason? That could also be a valid disabillity if your crippling social anxiety prevents you from interacting with people. You should see a doctor (I know, anxiety but still). Also consider going on medication for it. I know meds are overprescribed but you are who they are for.

>> No.22898199

>>22898092
Beat up a woman and take her bag

>> No.22898240

Just sent you 5 ETH buddy, chin up

>> No.22898410

This is my own opinion.

Fresh addresses. Looks sus to me. More like you are trying to make people feel bad for you and donate you crypto aka money.

>> No.22898419
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22898419

>>22898240
Fuck, sent them on the btc address by accident

>> No.22898422

>>22898092
saginaw? michigan? W T F

>> No.22898483
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22898483

>>22898152
I tried to talk to a doctor about it, but then he just started to pick on me until I was about to cry and then told me I have bipolar disorder. I said that didn't make sense and then he said that if you actually feel scared or sad or mad when people fuck with you then you're mentally unstable.

>>22898199
I'm disabled, most old women are stronger than me because THEIR BACKS AREN"T FUCKING BROKEN LIKE PIC RELATED

>>22898410
Thats how the thread ended up, I just wanted to be spoon fed on what coins will moon on uniswap. I finally got a cellphone and was able to set up coinbasewallet a few days ago, explaining it more makes it feel like people will think I'm faking it more.

>> No.22898515

>>22898419
Oh no no no no

>> No.22898518

>>22898422
I heard 4chan had to group people by server like how videogames do, so we're all actually talking to EST people instead of people from around the world like who 4chan used to be
>/x/ tier conspiracy

So far every coin I've tried has fees so high that my small investments will not make gainz high enough to cover the fees.

>> No.22898571

>>22898483
>THEIR BACKS AREN"T FUCKING BROKEN LIKE PIC RELATED
Self suck is dangerous buddy should have used more pillows

Best i can do is 200 shipcoin

>> No.22898575

>>22898518
nah man I ask cuz I used to live there....just blew my mind you were in a town I used to roam the streets of and hang with the punks in oldtown by the red eye with.
moved away awhile ago tho.
yeah hopefully some of your friends can put you up. that wife tho she's gonna be a problem long term sadly. he wont throw you out but she'll make him throw you out thats wht cunts do

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22898578

>>22897141

It should be a goal of all men to outlive their parents one way or another.

>> No.22898778

>>22898578
>dad fucks mom in her sleep
>born with a broken back and my leg is bent backwards
>doctors bend my leg which put me in more shock than circumcision and left the leg 4 inches shorter
>dad thinks its funny
>fucks with me constantly
>thinks its even funnier when my fat mom tries to defend me but can't
>dads ripped as fuck worked on cars all his life
>110 lbs. grip strength in both hands

>>22898575
if you ever end up back there give Neal Edward Morgan a good ass kicking.

>> No.22898954

>>22898778
post proofs and I'll help you with what I can. In the meantime, here's some free advice: killing yourself won't solve anything, in fact it will make it worse. The only way to win here is by forgiving your dad for being a shitty person, even though he doesn't deserve forgiveness. Get right with God, open the Bible and ask.

>> No.22899141

>>22898954
Amazin'

>> No.22899167

>>22897141
Sharpie. Pooper. You know the score anon.

>> No.22899201

>>22897141
if you are deformed and disabled you will get plenty of government gibs. go rent an apartment.

>> No.22899218

>>22898954
>forgiving my dad doesn't stop him from assaulting me retard

>> No.22899257

>>22899218
I thought you said you didn't live there anymore? Why would he assault you? And why would you be bitter to a stranger who is trying to help you?

>> No.22899270

>>22899218
He's talking about the anger in your heart that poisons you and gets you to do drugs. Forgiving releases it apparently

>> No.22899292
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22899292

>>22897719
what kind of fucking thread did i stumble onto

>> No.22899332

>>22898518
That's a load of bullshit. The 4chan thing.

>> No.22899337

>>22899292
I know.. and here I am getting banned for simply making a thread letting people know I pooped my pants.. smdh

>> No.22899373

>>22897719
You sound like an insufferable lying faggot.

>> No.22899426

>>22899270
oh shid maybe you're right about that, I turn myself retarded on any drugs I can get because it distracts me from the joke life I was given
>just deformed enough to suck at work
>not deformed enough to get income
>too retarded to figure out bitcoin
>graduated with high enough grades to avoid student aid and also not high enough to get scholarships
>applied for food stamps and they said to ask my mom for money because she makes above min wage
>mom said no

>>22899337
I saw that thread, good job! I am actually asking for /biz/ crypto advice but I got a bunch of simps instead.

>> No.22899513

>>22899373
I am an insufferable faggot but i'm not lying.

Uniswap just got copy'd by honeyswap so I'm assuming that is over. Do I have to wait for the next paradigm and just hope I don't get shit canned again when it booms?

>> No.22899932

>>22899426
what'd he do man I might swing thru I owe a few beatings to people including a few friend ruining thots that deserve to be walked naked thru old town while being pelted with eggs

>> No.22900004

>>22897719
....so you're complaining about money but you have a drug dealer
KNEEPADS

>> No.22900242
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22900242

>>22899932
he just came up the stairs and assaulted me because my moms dog ran away. As soon as he tried to hit my head I pushed him off, so he grabbed my hair with one hand, pushed my chin with the other and tried to snap my neck. I pushed him again and then he tried to bend my head down and headlock me with my chin to my chest, so I pulled his ear like a kid. That only worked for so long until I gripped so hard his ear bled, then he pulled my bed down on top of his back from the wall in pic related and used the extra weight to body slam me
>need I remind you I am disabled back broken pic up above
>and my fucking leg is short just who the fuck assaults a disabled guy

>>22900004
He just grows weed. Its a legal state. I get weed for helping him.

>> No.22900307

>>22900242
all I could do was scream for the cops after he had me body slammed and then he said some bullshit about how he always knew it would come down to this and that now I know I can't live here anymore then he got up

I called the cops and they put me in a fucking mental hospital for behaving erratically while my dad was sitting dead silent getting his ear treated.

>> No.22900410

why didn't you just give her LINK to play xbox in south dakota?

>> No.22900565

>>22900307
>>22900242
oh and then at some point he pinched my throat and I passed out from it but came back awake. I think I grabbed his ear as soon as I woke up. I can't really remember.

>> No.22900581

>>22900242
I'll beat up your dad if I'm ever in your neck of the woods, I'm 6'6 320lbs and have been roiding since I was like 19, pretty sure I could take him. I hate bullies.

>> No.22900619

I smell poo in the loo

>> No.22900774

>>22897141
NGMI

>> No.22900978

>>22898778
you are a hopeless retard, there are many ways to kill

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22901171

Sorry OP, but your worthless

>> No.22901343

>>22900242
yeah I might look your dad up... had a friend and her dad used to beat her up and would strip her and make her sleep naked in the dog cage... one of the guys in town im gonna visit.
Might drag your dad out of the house while screaming I always knew it'd come down to this and he cant live here anymore.... also something bout im fucking his wife that'll be fun for later with those 2.

fuck those types

>> No.22901548

>>22901343
You sound like a real pussy.

>> No.22901674

>>22897141
Make more FIAT. Then look at Clover42 if you are poor. Under $10 DAI for entry.
https://clover42.market/

>> No.22901743

Even America has section 8 housing and welfare for being a disabled freak.

>> No.22901776

>>22897141
If you sell now you can still afford a rope on amazon and 1 week prime trial, god speed anon

>> No.22901863

>>22901548
lol not sure what gave you that impression but im sure you're real tough behind a monitor in your moomy and duhdies basement kid.
but tons of tough boy queers like you online that look at the ground mumbling in person so whatever sport you're the man now dog

>> No.22901932

>>22901863
Seething

>> No.22902053
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22902053

Nothing a positive mental attitude can't fix anon have you tried my tapes?

>> No.22902069

go home, shoot your dad in the back of the head with a gun and then fuck him in the ass

>> No.22902557

>>22901932
nah just laughing at the lil dicklet talking hard behind a monitor when I know in person you'd be begging mummy to make the pain and beatings stop. but do please keep posting tough AF online im sure your harem of gf's think you're just the biggest stud in town lol

also nice meme retorts. cant actually talk in a convo gotta just meme reply with seething.

well stay salted kid but remember its why you're balding and still a virgin. now quick fire back with seething and other low IQ retorts showing you're utterly defeated

>> No.22902580

>>22902053
fucking bullshitter