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>tfw RKG pays you the secret dividend

hi

is there a way to skillfully make money in the markets that isn't just pure speculation/gambling? if there's a high likelihood im just gonna lose a bunch of money it seems like a pointless pursuit.

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>>22861473

Fixed income/debt route, but ultimately anything not holding and using the cash you have on hand carries some degree of risk and luck.

>>22861473
Fundamentals.

dont buy airliners because u think green line go back to pre march levels

>>22861494
d-d-dad?

>>22861518
All airlines need to do is start flying and green line go up

Will Monday be green

From the anon in the last thread talking about abusive parents, gives is a story time. I want to know how bad your parents are.

>>22861530
lol

what happens to the debt and stock dilution tho

>>22861473
All-in TQQQ and wait.

Idk, bought some and have been extremely nervous since than. Worst part being I had a chance in the 350-370 range but waited....ended up getting a bit at 390 at first before selling it the next day, only to buy back in the low 400s. Not sure I'll keep it desu, the amount of anxiety I'm having is horrendous. Id hace felt more comfortable if I bought it and soon after it pumped at least $30 to give me a cushion of safety.

>>22861547

Yom Kippur

>>22861564
Why would airline stock drop right when their income comes back?
Sure it could keep dropping till flights start up again. And after flights start it could be bear for awhile for reasons you mentioned.
But between now and flights starting? Yeah their will be a big ass green candles when that happens

>>22858349
Idk, bought some and have been extremely nervous since than. Worst part being I had a chance in the 350-370 range but waited....ended up getting a bit at 390 at first before selling it the next day, only to buy back in the low 400s. Not sure I'll keep it desu, the amount of anxiety I'm having is horrendous. Id hace felt more comfortable if I bought it and soon after it pumped at least $30 to give me a cushion of safety.

>>22861634
why

>>22861473
There is no reward without equivalent risk in the market. That said, if you stick to a well diversified index with low expenses, and contribute regularly, and slowly shift your portfolio to bonds as you age to reduce volatility, you will almost certainly not retire poor.

>>22861677
are you seriously oblivious to the billions in cashburn they've had every quarterly
some airliners already did stock dilutions, if by some miracle they go back to the same market cap they had since pre-March, it doesn't mean the stock price will be back to pre-March
not to mention all of this relies of an effective vaccine AND that people get vaccinated in the first place.

but sure, go ahead and buy airliners waiting for it to pop while everything else keeps growing.

if you seriously want corona-recovery stocks, you are way too fucking early for airliners. Look, even retail picks like Bed Bath Beyond has gone up +400% since April, Gamestop just went up +100% since last month, etc etc
BUT you choose to focus on airliners holy shit

>>22861659
>Yom Kippur
looks really bearish dude O_O

Any one got any leads on chink pump and dumps I'm not seeing anything as of now.

I decided to make sex with prostitute because you degenerates and it was the most horrible experience ever. I didn't realize these whores had so many rules while having sex. Don't touch this, don't slap too hard, don't pull hair, don't call bitch blah blah blah blah. What a waste of money, $200 just to get nagged at by some hole. Fuck you guys!

Quick! There’s less than 7 hours before futures open and the OOO and AAA posters return! What are your plays this week?
I’m thinking of doing a weekly on an airline. Also keeping my ear to the ground for the next pnd.

>>22861749
Never said it would jump to pre-march faggot, i said GREEN.

When they get many customer line go green

You that same fag from the last thread shitting on dividends? Either way kys.

>>22861814
lol
What country are you in?

>>22861814
This is funny as shit. Why would you take shit grom a prostitute(or any woman)?Tell that bitch to shut the fuck up and do as told

>>22861855
I'm in Boston/U.S.

>>22861814

Did you ask for a refund?

can't imagine paying for a prosty
having sex with a girl is enough of a hassle, paying for it would be excruciating

>>22861892
I couldn't. The condom was on too tight and it hurt. I just wanted it to be over as quick as possible, fucking slut bitch.

>>22861814
Maybe you start banging crack whores like the one anon here.
>>22861910
At least with a prostitute it's to the point. You want sex and are willing to just hand over cash for it, they don't want to have sex but will tolerate it for money.

>>22861952
>bang crackwhores
I'm not a poorfag like that guy I can actually afford a real prosty.

>>22861840
nigger just because a stock is going to green eventually doesn't mean you should put money in it

you are fucking hopeless if you don't understand that,
post proof you have money in airliners if you're so confident about that pile of shit

might as well just have myself a good stroke and be done with it
use that money to buy stocks instead

>>22861931

Should've brought your own or take the loss and leave.

Boeing/DFEN Calls this week for lambo

If Monday isn't green I might kill myself.

>whatever you like
whatever you like
>whatever you like
She’ll be a lady on the streets in a dress with her hair tied up or she can be a freak in the sheets in the room with her hands tied up. It’s whatever Baggie wants, it’s whatever he like. Baggie is one of a kind, she is one of a dime. Fly face, nice body, and swag crazy. She work, she’s not lazy and when she out and about, she look wavy. When they try and ask what’s up she say, Baggie.

>>22862044
>Boeing/DFEN Calls this week for lambo
BA is the only reason I won't get into DFEN, it's too exposed to it. Or is BA finally in a reversal?

>>22861774
Yeah its: sell rosh and Buy yom

>>22861969
Apparently crack whore anon is loaded, he just is a sociopath and likes crack whores.
>>22862062
You can see the remnant of tears in his gookfu's eyes. That's because baggie is showing her his 5 year account history and realizes he has 10k shares of NAK.

>He's still not long GME
>Short Float 136%

>>22861972
I dont have any fucking money in airlines you retard. Never said i did!
I do have some HA though and in profit cause i bought the absolute bottom. Suck a dick faggot and I actually made over 100% gme this year AND last year.

>>22862129
One of the things I love about gamestop is their incredibly autistic employees. I like to imagine that they are the average /v/irgins

>>22861699
Because every mathematical, logical and historical datapoint supports the claim that it will roughly multiply your capital by X by year X-1 (e.g. you will double your money after a year, 10x your money at worst on year 9, etc.)

Just an FYI to all the know it alls. The reason I don't get physical with whores is because they almost always have their pimp lurking in the shadows. The last thing I want is to get roughed up by a jacked up pimp or drug dealer. I'm 41 years young and suffer from severe carpal tunnel syndrome and have gout. I can't afford getting hurt at this stage in my life, it's nothing but easy living for me and I don't want to exert myself. Me and my mom got into an argument yesterday about her bringing me another cup of coffee during my trading hours. I'm like FUCKING BITCH! FUCKING BITCH! GET COFFEE! and she said "don't talk to me like that I'm your mother" and I tell her if I don't make money on these crucial trades I'm sending her to a nursing home and I get tossed out onto the street but these old timers man, they're so fucking ignorant and short sighted.

>>22861774
>2008
>-20%
Welp, looks like we're up for a breaker-at-open day tomorrow.

>>22862139
why the fuck are you replying then you humongous retard

>>22862129

I just took profit and cashed out around $10, have fun with the run up anon, if it happens.

>>22862160
If Gamestop ever goes bust, should we long firearms companies on the assumption that their laid-off autistic workforce will cause a rise in spree shootings?

>>22862170
Whoa whoa whoa, hold on a minute. I'm hoping this is just trolling but there is a few questions you need to answer.
>41 years old
Why in gods name are you still here?
>argument with my mom
Please tell me you don't still live at home?

>>22861814
>>22861874
Prostitution services are only this bad in countries where it's illegal and actively persecuted (land of the free lmao). I advise you to go somewhere where it's not illegal or at least in a grey area. Thailand, Philippines or any south Euro country.

Or maybe it's that you're just too beta. Just because you paid for it that doesn't mean you don't have to be the man and take control of the situation.

>>22862122
Haven’t laughed this hard in awhile. It’s going to be a good week trading

>>22862160
my local never had ones like that, they were always chads or just fat guys who joked around

>>22861473
theta gang

>>22862129
Reminder that the death of physical is overhyped
So far the preorder split for the ps5 has been anywhere from 75/25 physical:digital to 99.5/0.5

Digital only consoles have a massive storage issue due to the balooning size of modern games (see pic related).
Ps5 has 825 GB of internal storage, and I don't know the price on expansion
The XBOX series S (digital only version) has 512 GB of storage (LOL) and can be expanded with a 1TB card for $220, versus the $100 more for the series X

Digital only consoles aren't Steam. They're a terrible value propostion

>>22861814
I had a strip club experience like this. 1st time was fun as hell, got off work, showed up at close to meet friends. Talked to a cute stripper and got her to come with us. Very fun night.
2nd time was awful. Went to bacholer party with $60 bucks. Just there to support fren. Dances are like 20 or something like that.
Waiting for my fren to go on stage and do the bacholer stuff i got harassed by shitloads of girls for dances. Not attractive at all. I mean they were hot but nothing is uglier than beggars. Crowds of women begging us to give them private dances.
I finally give in cause i feel bad and am being harrassed. Kinda feel bad i hadnt spent a dime there and didnt intend to.
Again only $60 in my pocket.
Finally i chose the hottest big titty blonde and do ONE private dance. The whole dance she is nagging and bitching me. I could easily get a girl this hot irl and had plenty of times fwiw. But this bitch just nagged me the whole time walking over and the first dance to pay her for two songs(i didnt have the money and my friend was gonna be on stage soon).
It was just the most awkward bs. I told the bitch 1 song. Then she naggs and bitches the whole fucking time. Essentially makes me do 2 songs and tries upcharging me, more than the money i had. I gave her 40, since it was two songs, and told her to fuck off. I saw her go to her manager but he never started shit with me. Fuck bitches and never do what they say.
Even got lightly slapped a few time cause i accidently touched her thigh, i had no where else to put my hands kek
So i paid $40 to get nagged, slapped, and bitched at for ~4 minutes.
Funny thing is during the songs i never even got hard and pretty sure this frustrated her a lot cause i have a huge dick and she could definitely feel a monster soft cock haha

>>22862170
Oh my god what LOL
You're trash, bud.

>>22862301
>>41 years old
>Why in gods name are you still here?
You're here forever.

>>22861396
Let’s talk SHLL

>U.S. JUDGE SAYS AFTER 90-MINUTE HEARING HE PLANS TO ISSUE ORDER LATER IN DAY ON WHETHER TO BLOCK U.S. TIKTOK APP STORE BAN -- COURT HEARING

Right before futures open probably

>>22862414
Skin bars are shit because it's the lowest level of desperation a man can get. You're throwing $20 a dance at some girl just for the right to see her naked and have her grind on your clothed dick for 3 minutes. My first trip to a titty bar was an overall feeling of complete disgust. I've only been dragged back since for bachelor parties.

i don't know where to go or how to approach this, but has anybody ever fallen out of love?

Are the trannies on the Discord trolling? Is HIBB really the next meme stock?

>>22862587
Yep.

>>22861814
There's one guy on here actively talking about prostitutes with everyone (except 1-2 people) ignoring his degenerate posting and you decided to listen to him, that's your fault anon. Prostitutes, strip clubs or whatever is just pure degeneracy made for sad and depressed little people that will end up killing themselves in a couple of years

>>22862414
When I was 21 I used to go to titty bars all the time. The younger strippers would try to talk shit and say I was a baby even though they were closer to my age. The older ones loved that I was young and would give me discounts and jerk me off. There was even a club who ran 5 dollar covers and 5 dollar well drinks on Sunday and me and my friends would be the only one in there. It was so much fun. I’m 25 now and haven’t been in like 3 years. I was also drinking a lot and doing coke back then kek

>>22862630
>discord
fuck off with your normie communities

SHLL is the perfect trucks, heavy vehicle and heavy equipment way to go to switch our world over to be greener. Owner is a genius. Natural gas is cleaner for heavier vehicles/equipment, infrastructure is already set up and can use ICE engines that we already have out there/in production. Obviously have mods and will work on making everything more efficient but will still work with what we have driving and working now.

>>22862689
I'm not on the Discord but apparently it's getting meme'd on there

>>22861396
Everytime some newfag comes into smg, sees gme being talked about, and gives a lengthy exposition into how it is simply a dying company and how it is the next blockbuster of our time, it cracks me up.
Yes oh wise and powerful newfag, source of all wisdom, smg is stunned by the revelation that gme uses physical copies and game streaming/online games is the future. You have truly blown our minds.
Look, that kind of logic is why gme is going to blow up in the first place. If you can't even be bothered to do your most basic research on it, then you're never gonna make it in general.
As for those of you with LEGIT criticisms of gme, the squeeze, and whether they can turn it around, I get that.
But even if they can't, gme is 90x undervalued right now as a company and with new consoles coming out and immediately being sold out, you're looking at a basic increase over the holidays.
However I truly believe a short squeeze is imminent. It is a win win situation, and anyone who doesn't at least understand the pros doesn't deserve to be here.

Opinions on $NVAAF?

i mean like there's a threshold between friends and more than friends... then there's love... i just come from the confusion and chaos, and see, my gookfu's name is Kyun-Sun, it's a gender neutral name.... I don't understand how I would ever want to fall out of love, but I just want more understanding.... wisdom from people who've experienced what I feel right fucking now.

>>22862665
I will vouch for rub and tugs though. At least you get a nice body rub (don’t ever really expect a massage) and it’s probably better for the beta 4chan autists since you just lay there and let the nice lady do her job. Most even let you fondle their boobs while you’re getting jerked but if they do make sure you tip.

My FAGMANN portfolio went up 2.5% Friday so there’s no way it’s not red tomorrow

>>22862691
But the best move is to probably sell when it pumps when the ticker changes over though, don’t ya think? I’m sure it would be a good long term hold but I’m hoping for a VTIQ/Nikola situation where it pumps hard the first day after the merger.

>>22862587
Love isn’t real. It’s just your body telling you to jizz in a wet hole and hang out with a pregnant bitch until she poops out your baby

>>22862662
So how? was it truly love or just a matter of pride or full of hope and bombastic goals?

>>22862587
yeah it happens
even with stocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJkrVkXuCAk

one year you just wake up and take another look at the balance sheet and realize that she isn't what she used to be

fuck bros im scared i need it to be green tomorrow and this week

I'm new to stonks, what to buy?

>>22862683
>$5 well drinks

>>22862210
>>22861972
>>22861749
>>22861564
Why do these fags show up and shitup the board?

>>22862587
3 times now. The last one falling so hard out of love that she’s nothing to me. I could walk by her struggling colder than ice and walk away with no feelings, not thinking about it ever again or remembering crossing her path

>>22862814
just buy QQQ and VIS

>>22862814
Northern Dynasty Minerals (NAK) and nothing else. Enjoy the ride anon.

>>22862814
How much money are you working with?

>>22862814
SHLL

>>22862814
All in on KTOV. LLY will buy them out in October for several billion. Screenshot this

>>22862861
>>22862814
Also I forgot to say this but when NAK goes to the moon stop buying Alaskan salmon....just in case

>>22862587
>fallen out of love
that means you were never in love, same with the other retards responding to you

>>22862863
5k tops? Probably 4. 10 if I want to take a student loan on it, 22 if I do it three times

>>22862861
W-Will NAK be okay tomorrow? I'm tired of doing nothing and I'm even more tired of watching it jump from .89 to 1.20 and then back down to 1 in the same fucking week.

>>22862749
all the people saying "it will never happen" also conveniently forget what happened to:
OSTK
TUP
TSLA
KODK

it's been a summer of squeezing

>>22862768
Yes to be an active trader and make the most off of the stock. A good move would be to sell the over reaction. Then, buy back in when it gets dumped and hold strong. It’ll be worth a lot more the next few years. Short sighted it’ll be double in a year.

>>22862785
>Chased a girl all through college, she always had a boyfriend, but I knew it wouldn't last.
>Finally get to date her. Was with her for 5 years, she was fucking crazy but still. >Planned on marrying her, but one day I just got tired of her attitude and didn't get the same feeling when looking at her.
>Told her I wanted to get my own place to think things over
>she said ok
>told her I wanted to break up
>it fucking crushed her soul
>told her nevermind let's fix things
>she said ok
>next day changed my mind again and told her we were splitting up for good.
>she finally lost her shit
>had to stay with her for a couple of days to wait for my parents to wire me money so I could move back home
>packed my shit and drove 12 hours home.
>never dated anyone ever again

>>22862749
Well said
GME is a win or WIN situation in the next 1-2 years. Maybe an L in 3-5 but that problem is later.

>>22862825
dont let me stop you from buying your shitty airliners

>>22862587
I dont even know what it means to love a person of the opposite sex as a life a partner. All that I know that I love is my mom, my dogs, my brothers and lifting weights. I dont even love my job and its a rather easy job that pays well.

>>22862925
Ok, don't take a student loan on investing. You don't want that kind of anxiety and sickness if it goes to shit right? Use your student loans as a backup plan in case something goes horribly wrong.
Let us say you have 4. Since you're new to stocks, you'll need to set up an account with a place that can help you trade. Do you have any of those? A robinhood account, Fidelity, etc?
If you do I can give you some good advice on stocks.

>>22862961
Who the hell is holding GME past January?

>>22862955
Damn bro, this is kind of a sad story. I hope things worked out for you both

>>22861817
I'm thinking it might be time to buy some MSFT. idk if the markets done being a faggot though

>>22862817
Bro drinks at titty bars are expensive as hell. Getting a 5 dollar shot of Evan Williams isn’t some jew move you’re still getting jewed just not as bad as usual

>>22862814
Don't go all in on your first stock kid. Be patient because there is always something new around the corner.

>>22863002
sure as hell not me, there's no way Im holding my calls to expiry

also lol Bezos:
https://www.theverge.com/2020/9/25/21456840/amazon-xbox-series-x-preorder-customers-consoles-launch-day-delay

I see some people talking about buying airlines.
If you're kind of new to stocks, I get the logic. I'm not going to shame the shit out of you, but understand that Airlines are bloated companies, particularly American airlines (not the company, just in general).
I personally believe there are ways to make more money in the short term than investing in a long term hold like a true recovery stock, but if you are dead set on it and just want to walk away for a year or two, at least put it in some decent cruise lines. They aren't bloated and are ready to fucken go.
Again I don't suggest this, but please don't pick airlines.

>>22862707
Then how would you know?
Any “discord” for any board on 4chan is a honeypot. Always ignore. Anonymity is 4chan core function of success.
Only newfags would trade anonymity.

>>22862984
My bank does stonks so it's not a problem. Student loans are pretty liberal here so it's not uncommon for people to take out the full amount and invest with it

>>22863002
only if Cohen proves to be a Lisa Su

>>22863020
She got married and had kids. Me? Well I spend most of my time here, and Miko posting. So things didn't work out so well kek!

>>22862936
Alaska Alberta Railroad just got their permit approved. That makes it look like pebble will get their permit since that railroad would be very VERY important in transporting heavy freight (such as metal or ore) from Alaska to the lower 48 states. The comprehensive mitigation plan that was asked for by ACOE is normal procedure. It might look rocky because of the dipshit CEO of NAK's subsidery but it will be fine, always remember to hodl. Pebble is WAY to valuable to not be approved despite what the environmentalist shills that are funded by China want you to think.

>>22861396
>USD is mooning against EUR
should i sell my stocks? i made fair amount of gains thanks to the currency difference alone.

>>22862044
why's boeing up? the only news i see on them is bad

https://www.wsj.com/articles/boeing-board-accused-in-lawsuit-of-lax-oversight-during-737-max-crisis-11601054531

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-09-26/boeing-prepares-deeper-cuts-from-executive-ranks-to-real-estate

>>22862749
Pls explain how the last console cylcle helped them because I don't see it. Consoles are thin margin.

>>22861677

because of stock diluation. did you even read the post? try again.

>>22863040
exactly. i am being batshit autistic aggressive against airliner retards because thats the only way you can really get in their head how fucking retarded they are just throwing their money away

even some fucking REITs would be better

>>22861473
read a fucking book

>>22863051
I would say gme, but if you don't really understand how short squeezes work, you might get shaken out. I haven't really been paying too much attention to other short term stocks, however that said.
You should be able to turn that 4k into 8k if you start looking at recovery stocks. What are the stocks that are undervalued right now that will be quick to recover once Corona is over? Ask yourself that. This will be good training for you and far better and safer than just going on an image board and asking for advice.
Don't pick airlines though.

>>22863134
look at the run up to the PS4
speculation in advance

>>22862937
None of it was squeezies, it was all pile-on fomo garbage.

>>22863134
zoom out retard.
what else do new consoles bring
also youre fucking hopeless if your entire argument is """look at the past chart"""

When you have a girl fooling you that you both are so in love but you find out about her cheating all respect is lost. Then when you find out she starts stealing from you because you find out about her cheating, is putting estrogen in your drinks/food and goes crazy and beats your mom one day. You go completely cold and feel nothing for them again

>>22863157
Thanks for the writeup anon.

Would you know why shell isn't recovering?

>>22863039
Why does everyone focus on console sales.
You dont make money selling consoles, they get what, maybe a couple bucks? Past releases even stores were selling them at slight losses. They make money off the games, and buying/reselling, misc products toys etc.
never heard of any stores actually profiting anything much directly from consoles sales. It’s the indirect sales that are important.
And even if you buy Amazon these gamers will still go to gamestop to buy/trade games, get their favorite chsracter funkopop/merch etc.
GME is plain undervalued like many have said. Not saying I plan on holding past this year but it’s not a bad idea. Especially when their Q after xmas showseven more $$$$$$, as it no doubt will.
If you only want the squeeze yeah probably two months for that. But the swueeze will happen cause its a good company and looking like it will be a nice growth company funny enough

>>22862955
>chased a girl
stopped reading.

weekend /smg/ is full of cucks and prostitute buying incels im out. man the fuck up retards

>>22863162
250% from the low. Topped out end of August.
Similar to this one. Consoles are a month later because of rona.
>>22863183
"Look at the net income" was my point.

>>22861659
I don't understand what's wrong on having a particular ethnic and religious group with more resources than the average. I think this is a very racist way of thinking about the economy. Instead we all should be working together to try to reduce poverty and inequality between whites and Afro-Americans. Wouldn't you agree?

>>22863209
You do have to pursue a woman to date her anon. Also what the fuck do you expect on a stock market thread on the weekend, when the stock market is closed? Everyone is just waiting until Monday to buy GME, the next pnd chink stock, and maybe SHLL. Other than that, there is nothing here for you.

>>22863196
I don't mess with oil, way too nasty. Other anon's here do that.
I would look into travel related things (not airlines). The amount of people ready to take a fucken vacation right now is insane.

I personally have had two relationships that lasted 1.5 and 2 years. I won’t date again until I’ve got atleast a 500k net worth. Right now my networth is 30k with 20 of it being invested in SHLL

If you want to buy beaten down companies that dosen't suck ass and have a decent chance of returning to former glory then check out Millicom.
Don't be a retard and buy Airlines.

>>22863255
What are you arguing, GME is done or there is more to go? It looks like it spiked as much as ps4 era already.

You guys still buying or are you just holding?

>>22863040
Hawaiian is good though. Idk about balance sheets but they have built monster shipping in the pacific over the years. When i saw them building i bought and doubled my money in a few years. They make shitloads off cargo too and a part pacific cartels, they are protected and going no where and will only keep making money.
Plus its so lovely flying with them, 10x better in terms of hot girls, atmosphere, food, and price is better than some other competitors, sometimes the cheapest.

This neo nazi guy I play video games with told me there’s about to be a “great reset” and to sell all my stocks and buy guns and ammo. I think he might be schizophrenic because one time he told me mossad was going to kill him and that I’m in danger too for being associated with him. He also lives on the other side of the country and I don’t know him in real life.

>>22863346
what's he look like? if he's /fit/ and at least 6ft without glasses, he's telling the truth, otherwise why are you even friends

>>22863339

I don't really have any money because I'm 101% invested already but if I had cash there's a lot of stuff I would buy at these levels.
Things looking very cheap to me.

>>22863346
I'm not a schizo, but the "great reset" or some version of it might happen in our lifetimes. Think about how fucken crazy the world has gotten in the last 10 years.
Now think about what will happen in the next 20.
Your goal should be to make as much as possible so you can outride the storm that is coming.

>>22863165
>None of it was squeezies
WRONG this is easy to look up
TSLA was the most shorted stock on the market for a long time
OSTK had a huge SI dating back to 2019 that slowly melted up
KODK was textbook shortsqueeze on the release of unexpected positive news (corona loan)
Then there was also HTZ

yeah you need the retail FOMO for buying pressure to squeeze the shorts, but it's not the sole driver

>>22863255
i said zoom the fucking out.
Ps4 was expected to churn out like the massive growth with ps3 cycle.
fell under expectations because of overspeculations but they were still at a reason PS of around 0.5. Fucking ps4 was shit compared to budget gaming PCs and not being backwards compatible.

ps5 and xbox x both have AMD zen 2 on top of backwards compatibility

>>22863409
Peloton to a lesser extent too

>>22863255
>it will rise exactly the same percent
what kind of nonsense logic is this?

you demonstrated there was large gain in anticipation of the release right up until the release date.
This is decent logic for holding until the release date, which is in November

>>22862630
can I get an invite?

>>22863451
all these
>short squeezies never happen
people

just haven't been paying attention I guess?
It's been a summer of them
and now we have a stock with good news in the pipeline and 102% of outstanding shares shorted

>>22861396
What does /smg/ think of TSMC for the upcoming US Election? I really think China will forcefully retake Taiwan during the election dispute, so there will be lag in military command during this time. China has been touting that they can retake Taiwan in less than a day. They literally give up trying for HK and just completely shut the city down already. Xi's grip on the party is weaker than all the previous presidents and needs to continue to show his strength.

Should I dump all TSMC before election?

>>22863336
It looks to me like the console move is over. GME didn't profit from the last console cycle. Net income didn't go up after the console release in Nov/Dec 2013. Why should it be different this time?
>>22863416
I can't zoom out. Fundamentals don't go back further on my chart. Why would I care about sales if they're not profitable? I care about the money they make. Might be that PS5 will sell much better than PS4 but e commerce is a more significant factor this time. Consoles are thin margin. They won't make much money there.
>>22863476
>it will rise more than last time despite it being the same factor that didn't play out last time
what kind of nonsense logic is this?
>This is decent logic for holding until the release date
Why? It stopped going up months before the release last time.

>>22863043
>implying gookmoot won't sell you out at the drop of a hat

>>22863346
>“great reset”
Unironically a buzzword that the World Economic Forum has been using.
https://www.weforum.org/great-reset/
>As we enter a unique window of opportunity to shape the recovery, this initiative will offer insights to help inform all those determining the future state of global relations, the direction of national economies, the priorities of societies, the nature of business models and the management of a global commons. Drawing from the vision and vast expertise of the leaders engaged across the Forum’s communities, the Great Reset initiative has a set of dimensions to build a new social contract that honours the dignity of every human being.

>>22863552
Yeah it's always best to use a VPN in general.

Any european anon browsing /smg/ ?
What is your prefered broker? I'm currently using eToro. Not sure if I like it.

>>22863552
Thats different and how I know you are a 4chan newfag.
I mean in terms of not all namefagging like on plebbit and having gay updote systems and vagina privilages.
On discord people have accounts and names and notoriety, women get vagina privilages etc.

>>22863584
Trading212

>>22863568
I don't want to bring pol into this, but to my fellow anons that know just how fucked things really are...
We can still make it lads.

>>22863545
look. I dunno bout retards who use past price movement as a way to justify $50 price targets. But what matters right now is that GME is priced like a value trap right now

add cohen and console speculation on top of that
Also the real fucking reason, more shares short than outstanding shares despite all these and a healthy balance sheet

>>22863545
Ask me how I know you havent left your cave this year into society much less a gamestop

>>22863532
you should've dumped tsmc after nvidia pumped samsung

>i bought RKT at 20
pretty comfy desu

>>22863651
>I dunno bout retards who use past price movement as a way to justify $50 price targets. But what matters right now is that GME is priced like a value trap right now
It's probably priced like that because they're not projected to generate any income. The balance sheet is the only thing left for sale.
>cohen...shorts..
Sure, but that's not what the anon I replied to claimed.
>>22863654
How do you know that?

Give me one good reason the markets aren't crashing on monday.

>>22863701
you have no idea about semiconductors if you think nvidia going to samsung is in any way bullish for nvidia

>Scion believes CEO George Sherman, appointed by the Board in 2019, is progressing quickly in reshaping GameStop to thrive into and beyond the coming console upgrade cycle. Scion believes that under Sherman, GameStop is approaching its own reboot in a sensible and innovative manner. Scion noted that Sherman, along with CFO Jim Bell, have revamped working capital management for improved efficiency. Most crucially, it appears to Scion that GameStop is now succeeding in transforming vendor partnerships to unlock high-margin revenue streams. Scion believes that this is a direct result of current management's expertise and focus and is a complete gamechanger for GameStop beyond the coming console upgrade.
....
>it appears to Scion that GameStop is now succeeding in transforming vendor partnerships to unlock high-margin revenue streams.
There's also that. Not sure if it really means anything.

>>22863545
>Why? It stopped going up months before the release last time.

Wow aren't you a disingenuous fucking hoe. The actual top was November 14th, 2013 the exact DAY before the release

>it will rise more than last time despite it being the same factor that didn't play out last time
it's a) actively still playing out
b) we are now massively over-shorted
c) we are much more undervalued (lower starting point)

>>22863153
which book(s), anon?

>>22861774
No, judging by the pattern we'll be green

>NEE
>T
>PLUG
>SPCE
>WMT

>>22863825
>3%
Not gonna lie. Those are some serious gains.
>c) we are much more undervalued
I already addressed this point.

>>22863752
>amd fag
lol ok

Buy GME. Yes or no?

Another war just broke out in the Middle East and Pakistan and India just backed each country respectively.
What does this mean for the markets?

>>22863907
Yes wtf but buy 10:30

>>22863099
I wanna go all in on this bad boi but I know I shouldn't, not till the election at least.

>>22861814
bullish

>>22863825
Whats different this time is it wont spike like crazy till we see gme making shitloads from indirect sales of gaming products. People had faith in gme last time now they are sceptical. Untill they show real earnings or guidance not much will happen. Short squeeze could trigger whenever though. Will pump and dump if there isnt much reason though

>>22863898
>3%
>Not gonna lie. Those are some serious gains.
way to move the goalposts earlier you claimed
>Why? It stopped going up months before the release last time.

>Why would I care about sales if they're not profitable?
look at the how other retailers are valued on a price/sales basis. other retailers that are also not profitable like say Bed Bath and Beyond

also you keep ignoring the big unsustainable elephant in the room

>>22863967
It could be years before they get approved or start actually mining

Got any book recommendations? Just fished technical analysis using multiple time frames by Brian Shannon.

i was banned for 3 days... what is this shit?
also
who is shorting WTI next time?

>>22863743
>It's probably priced like that because they're not projected to generate any income.
and that's where people fuck up on their DD. You are focusing on the console sales primarily when that wasn't actually what fuels the revenues of Gamestop (directly), in fact console sales have peaked at 32 million units sold around 2008, and it's dropped as hard as 13 million annually by 2016, yet Gamestop's revenues have mostly stayed flat during that entire time

there's no denying that Gamestop has declined very sharply for the past couple years, but it's not so much the consoles or the video game industry themselves that are the problem, the shift to digital isn't even the issue and has been largely overblown. No, Gamestop's problems have all stemmed for absolutely retarded corporate decisions even to this day, and I really fucking hope Cohen takes over FAST because I know his philosophy on customer-relations is not to annoy them with offers every singe time but to let them be curious instead (CHWY)

it's fine if you don't want to gamble on GME, because let's face it, we are speculating on Cohen and the reason why it's such a nice gamble is because Gamestop is still a value pick right now. BUT just admit you don't know how to do your DD on GME because you are completely off the mark.

>>22863956
I dont think either of those companys uses American tech to fight however the us response is going to be strengthening the military possibly by ramping up production of 5th and possibly 6th gen fighted boeing and lockheed as well as Raytheon might be good picks for me its Raytheon.

REMINDER PAYPAL AND WALMART ARE 5% OFF NEXT QUARTER CHASE CHADS

Still worth buying MSFT?

>>22864037

>>22862160
I like seeing people like this because they more often than not are knowledgeable and friendly without fake niceness or bullshit that normies are always high on

>>22864013
How would news of them getting aprooved to mine affect the price? Could it shoot up to around 3-5 on news alone?Or do mines have to start producing before the stock shoots up?

>>22863743
>>22864051
and it should be no surprise to anyone that the video game industry is larger than ever
Gamestop just needs to keep their slice of that pie.

they don't have to beat fucking Amazon even if they already are better in many aspects. They don't have to beat Steam, nobody even knows Gamestop sells digital PC games too. They don't have to beat newegg on computer parts.

they just have to justify being worth a $2 billion company (from being a $600 million company) and I'll make an easy +400% by Q4 in case the squeeze doesn't happen.

>>22861473
options spreads are the main way with equities to trade on market values that aren't price going up or down

any good sub $10 stocks I can buy a shitload of to start selling covered calls?

>>22864128
It would shoot up when it gets approved, but if it's to 100x like people are saying it would need to produce first

>>22861396
Got a little tip for you lads. Keep a keen eye on best buy. They are about to take a tumble. They ran some sales on appliances over the past couple months with all of the appliances being back ordered til November/December. And then starting last week they reneged on the sales price by canceling orders and then when customers called to have it fixed they were told that the original sales price would not be honored but they could have a much smaller discount instead. They are about to get the living shit sued out if them. It will be obvious that something is wrong in a couple of weeks, be ready to make a power play.

>>22860545
If we don't break resistance in a meaningful way I'm probably just going to sell, take the L and buy in again once we get lower.
>>22860736
Dividends are a defensive play and thus not well suited for new investors looking to grows their portfolios more aggressively which is advisable since newer investors are typically younger with more time to bounce back from downside.
You guys are not getting the same class of stock as Buffet when he is buying equity in companies either.
Chasing dividends is pointless unless you have AT LEAST 1 million or you live in some third world country where the USD goes pretty far.
Go compare your best dividend ETF or index to TQQQ for whatever timeframe you want and let me know how it goes.

>>22861716
$20 sept- $30 oct VIX diagonal spreads are free money due to arbitrage. i have one open right now, though it will only get me 4-10%

>>22864182
Just buy qyld and work hard making cash yourself to buy more stonks

>>22864208
a covered call etf....wtf? that's hilarious.

>>22864208
>just choose the ETF that will REDUCE your capital by FORTY WHOLE PERCENT in 5 years
Are you inbred?

>>22863983
>>22864051
Thank you. Finally an argument.
>Gamestop's problems have all stemmed for absolutely retarded corporate decisions even to this day
>even to this day
Sad but true.
>it's fine if you don't want to gamble on GME
I have shares, Anon.
Do you think the Burry statement means anything? What could it be?
>>22863797

>>22864186
Intresting my understanding is that if Repubicans still hold power that it is more likely to be aprooved. I have 10 contracts that expire 2023 so hopefully it at least gets aprooved by then.

>>22864182

There's not much if any since whatever pitiful premiums you'll make will be wiped out if the underlying takes a volatile turn. Unless you're in it to practice options, which if that's the case there's a decent amount to sell calls on.

>>22863204
>Why does everyone focus on console sales.
You dont make money selling consoles, they get what, maybe a couple bucks?
Console sales are talked about from the perspective of a catalyst for generating positive momentum and narrative for the stock to trigger the squeeze. Markets aren't perfectly rational, good news is just as much if not more important than good earnings.

>Especially when their Q after xmas shows even more $$$$$$, as it no doubt will.
this is a risky gamble unless Ryan Cohen proves to be a wizard. Past holiday quarters were underwhelming to say the least

>>22864182
sell gamestop weeklies, the iv and volume is better than ford or ge

>>22864234
it even has an option chain kek

>>22864361
I would hope so.
>>22864322
>sell gamestop weeklies,
nah way too risky for babby's first rodeo

>>22863257
Concentration of wealth is exactly equivalent to the concentration of power. You'd be astounded how cheap it is to buy politicians. While not all Jews are Zionists, there are Zionists within the culture. Take that as you may, personally I don't believe it warrants the scale of reluctance or the bigotry some people have.

Concerned the bullish sentiment might slow way down before election coupled with re-opening progress shifting money back to traditional industrials and other non- tech sectors. Think this might be the shakiness we are seeing lately. Kinda paralysis analysis with my portfolio at this point

>>22864251
let's be honest, everyone is in GME for the unprecedented short interest and Cohen.

i dont have faith in Sherman at all, employee morale is only getting worse as they continue to get pestered with INCREASING quotas on powerup member sign ups.
They are disregarding corona restrictions again, whatever you feel about corona, it's not good to be disregarding your employees and government restrictions, it never fucking looks good even if it's hilarious

it keeps fueling the irrational hate against gamestop

>>22864387
>Florida re-open
>Biden Missing, Trump everywhere
>Supreme Court pick that is friendly to businesses
>Stimulus talks open again

If Trump beats Biden in the Debate on Tuesday, I think we are set up for a bullish week.

Is there a good place to learn about the semi-conductor industry at a high level?

>>22864429
>If

>>22864407
>i dont have faith in Sherman at all
I specifically meant the high margin rev stream.
There was lots of speculation when it came out but it all died down.
>They are disregarding corona restrictions again
You're also reading the gamestop subreddit?

>>22864472
I think he will soundly trounce Biden, but I'm trying to be unbiased

>>22862119
I just put $20k in kipper futures, am I doing it right?

>>22864429
>Biden Missing, Trump everywhere
It's pretty crazy how active Trump is considering his age, at the white house announcing the SCOTUS nomination and later that night pops up to a rally... and the media is confused why his support keeps strong

>>22864509

Enjoy your early retirement.

>>22864381
theres also this if you want 0 risk
>>22864199
still doable as of friday eod

Is it still worth buying S&P 500 ETFs? Should I just hold cash for the next few months?

>>22864474
>You're also reading the gamestop subreddit?
i dont like to admit it but it seems like a good source of DD
definitely doesn't seem like a sustainable or healthy place to work in

there are definitely things that gamestop is doing right, the powerup rewards/discounts are pretty good for enticing customers to come back. I dunno what they mean by high margin revenue streams, i sure hope they dont mean the funko pops

>>22861396
Anyone got the earnings calander for this week?

should I start doing coke before buying shares?
Will this improve my strategy?

>>22864723
smoke a bowl of some nice bud and drink a cup of coffee.

>>22864723
you are sure you doing the right thing

>>22864454
like a university?

>>22864723
you'll end up overconfidence and doing retarded options plays

>>22864723
best for me am being exhausted from exercise and fapping o_o

>>22864795
b-but in wolf of wallstreet they do coke therefore it must be helpfull

>>22864757
I'm obviously asking about the investment angle to this industry sector not how sand and copper becomes a computer component

>>22864680
Amazon and EA are the same.

>>22864803
How do you fap as a MTF trans?

>>22864820
das cuz dey r big twaders oWo
u r wittle boi uwu

>>22864820
Well if you actually focus on the movie you would know that they are not traders, they are pretty much scummy salesmen that have to drink and do drugs to feel good about themselves for scamming people for a living

>>22864472
>>22864429
>>22864530
on a related note, what type of investment strategies should one prepare for in anticipation of the coming election? any immediate winner picks or just focus on sector ETFs?

I'm throwing 3 grands at PLTR on Wednesday morning. Alex Karp is a genius

>>22864820

Brokers aren't traders. They're just financial salespeople that speaks the lingo, but doesn't know anything beyond that.

>tfw bought at the historical high and now have no idea if it’s ever gonna reach that again

It’s so disheartening searching through all the crap scam threads on biz. Sure I could do control f but that’s admitting defeat.

>>22864915
Filter smg to the top, problem solved.

>>22864723
It’s so expensive you need to already have made it to be doing coke

>>22864831
Try having sex

Is Colombia or Thailand the ideal vacation destination for a bizraeli?

>>22864859
O_O am not
am big fan of those love sticks tho

>>22863635
The pol to biz pipeline is real

>>22864915
>>>/biz/smg

>>22864915
still holding my STA bag

>>22864907
that not true anon real registered brokers need their Series 7 which very hard get

Gonna pick up some barbacoa burrito bowl, anybody want anything from $CMG?

>>22863584
MuhammadHood

>>22865025
am think modern brokers also need series 52 too O_O

>>22863145
Which REITs? Commercials seem fucked but I'm considering some CA residential on the theory the bears are too bearish.

SHLL to 75 on monday?

>>22864901
>Buying an IPO
Didn't snowflake teach you anything?

>>22865025

7s are piss fucking easy if you can read. I say this having one already along with the other FINRA licenses.

>>22865141
just buy puts at the peak.

>>22865178
When's the peak tho?

>>22865119
Higher

>>22865173
oh really have heard its hard
what was the hardest license for you?

>>22865141
Unity is up 20% from trading open. IPOs are fine as long as you avoid overhyped, overpriced companies

>>22865119
it will go to 70-80 after the merger, then crash to 30 (at which time i will buy more) and then 100 EOY

I got $150k. I'm going away for at least six years into slavery. What do I do with it for there to be more money when I get out?

>>22865141
It's direct listing though

>>22865240
50% VOO 50% QQQ

>>22865212

None of them honestly but in my experience 65/66 is where most brokers fail due to fiduciary and some legal/ethics questions, but having worked several years in wealth management you won't believe how financially illiterate most brokers are. They're sales people first and financial professionals second. Hence there's been a mad scramble for brokers/advisors with actual designations like CFA/CFP/CAIA or even an MBA.

>>22865268
oh maybe am thinking of CFA
thank you

>>22863584

heard nothing but bad shit about etoro

Using Degiro myself

>>22863266
How do u guys go about the china pnd's?
Like is it just waiting for one to shoot up, buy in, and hope it keeps going?

>>22865240
GME $15000c 01/18/30

>>22865119
I bought at 50 and I'm holding for a few years. The point of the company is to exploit a niche market that TSLA won't be able to fill in years.

>>22863584
if you have around a 6 figure account IBKR is better, the price execution from their direct access/routing algo and low margin rates make up for the commission fees, which are around 30 cents per trade

>>22865240
I will not be there to manage this at all. It has to be something with someone to pull me out if the market goes belly up. I'm happy with even 5% growth a year. My primary goal is insulating myself against increasingly corrupt and volatile economic conditions.

>>22863401
Such as?

>>22865282

Yeah no problem, people get the analyst side of finance mixed up with brokers which are like two different breeds. Analysts are those that end up being investment bankers and fund managers. Brokers just end up going into specialty investments or end up being partners.

>>22865255
I had a Webull with about 30k up to this point. Qqq and FNGU have been very kind to me. I

>>22865099
i wouldn't actually recommend REITs, that relies so much on a housing crash not happening. I'm more knowledge on canadian REITs and it's true some of them are still paying out full dividends with sustainable FFO payout ratios even though the market is treating them like a 2008-tier housing crash just happened. BUT I still wouldn't put money in them with all the uncertainty and limited upside (REITs in general are stagnant as fuck) when I could just put money into MSFT or TSM or something for proven growth that doesn't give a shit about corona

>>22863568
Extremely bullish

Boomer rocks and boomer rock producers it is

Fuck tech

anyone buy CRSR? hoping for 30 at some point

>>22865099
>>22865357
*just to add to that

the uncertainty being that these REITs are staying afloat only because of government bux keeping dying businesses afloat (e.g. cineplex) also NEET bux for unemployed tenants.

>>22865215
>unity
>not hyped up
>not over priced

Lol. Look at their lifetime profitability. Tell me you can hold through their first earnings without hedging or selling prior.

>>22863904
not even that, nvidia is also reliant TSM's capacity you dumbass

samsung is just for their lower end shit, not to mention that relying on samsung for chips is fucking bleak. Not only are their chips inherently worse than TSMC (lower transistor densities), their yields are also shit, can't do volume production on 5nm and they want to skip to 3nm which is obviously not going to end well. Meanwhile TSMC's yields on 5nm is BETTER than on their 7nm, they have a clear roadmap to 3nm *AND* 2nm.

it's a fucking no-brainer and the only reason TSM's not worth $150 right now is because of China FUD. Their only competitor is samsung

>>22862955
Holy shit, this is awful

>>22864970
> am not
You mean is not. You broke your whole retarded baby-talk schtick.

MONDAY $ZOM DAY

>>22865349
>>22865326
My ultimate problem is this. I'd rather take a little money to have some people manage this for me but good luck meeting a Charles Schwab rep or whoever because everyone's pretending corona is bad to lower their overhead. I begin my sentence on the 6th.

>>22865493
fuck that shit

>>22865494
What are you in for?

Is the SHLL merger tomorrow or Tuesday? I’m all in SHLL

BUY CLIS LAST CHANCE

>>22865494
What did you do?

>>22865517
Cybersecurity. Chair Force.

>>22865494

The fuck anon, what're you doing time for? Also, either bonds/notes or defensive picks with low or negative beta until you're out.

>>22862161
Until mathematically the one year it doesn't and instead makes you lose everything.

>>22864901
Planning on buying on open?
>data is the new oil
Do you think it will start at $10?
@10
>PLTR 'market cap' $22B revenue $1B = 22

>Splunk market cap $29B revenue 2.36B = 12.28
>MongoDB market cap $14B revenue 421M = 33.25
>Datadog market cap $27B revenue 140M = 192

More importantly, why is Datadog valued at $27B??

>>22864124
For all the memes and the ghost writerits got some good, common sense stuff in it. Always do low ball offers, over charge on whatever it is you're selling, your building is only as good as it's tenants so don't rent to joggers, fuck Democrats, and don't negotiate without leverage. Pretty simple.

>>22865545
Hacking Air Force computers?

>>22865532
Had no job prospects or drive to compete in the private sector. Military is one of the few remaining wealth pipelines for young men, though slavery by any classical definition.

>>22865586

Why not the trades? People still need electricians and plumbers.

>>22865577
Hopefully "for". I doubt they'll put me on red team stuff without a security clearance.

But yeah I inherited a bunch of money and am actually a working class asshole. I can't afford any Faustian bargain on this. Even if I have to cuck out as a bond/cd boomer to keep up with inflation.

>>22862264
They cannot afford guns

>>22864186
I am going to sell when approval happens (hopefully before election), and then rebuy in the future when they are further down the line on the build.

>>22865586
Funny, I just joined the navy and leave in about a month.

>>22865613
I did contracting. I worked with these guys. It's all such a dirty headache and the men are physical wrecks by 40. The 70kor so a year isn't worth it unless you really like that stuff anyway. I'd rather cheat the system through the bennies / affirmative action pipeline than compete in the private sector.

>>22861396
I've come to realize that this website is behind many of my personal failures in my life. Your perception and standards of how should life look like is unhealthy, I would say pathological. I started hating myself because I don't meet artificial requirements that were set by people both ironically and unironically. I was being told that I can't be loved if I am not tall enough and the world is doomed. All of this shit made me who I am today, a lonely, spiteful person wallowing more in my own hatred instead of striving to achieve greatness.
It makes sense why 4chan is allowed to exist, it's one of the greatest machines of despair in the internet. It makes people miserable, which is what they want.

Thoughts on JBSS?

>>22865566
>>22864901
Also, do you plan on just diving in for the hype, hoping for a snowflake volatility to day trade?
or are you actually buying on release to hold?

>>22864472
If if if if if if if if if!
>>22864495
Pretty fucking gay.

What's AMZN looking like long term? Where will AMZN be in 10 years?

Have one dollar. Want to do one of those challenges where you flip it to $10, then $100, then $1000, just using that initial $1. Any suggestions?

>>22865736
These posts are cancer.

>>22865740
btw I will keep /biz/ updated on my journey regardless of what happens. If I make money we can celebrate together, if I fail then we can share some laughs.

>>22865740
That's difficult. It's a lot easier going from 1000 to 10,000 then a 100,000, even easier is to start with 10k

>>22865752
Eh yeah you're right

>>22865691

Well you aren't wrong about either of that anon. There's been a shift into public sector and it's hard to get in since employers don't give a shit how slow the process is. Hopefully you got an idea on where to stow your cash.

>>22865740
Use dollar to buy water and vinegar, go door to door and offer to clean windows. Get $10, get a nice haircut and more inventory to be presentable and do the same until $100.
Maybe expand your business to lawn care as well, roll up your money, buy your own mower maybe and actual cleaning ingredients. Hit $1000.
Why stop? Millionaire status in T minus 50

>>22865636
Enjoy filling out your SF-86.

>>22865752
>GME
>99999% short interest
>playstation
>1000$ EOY
>muh short squeeze

>>22865736
In 10 years amazon will not have progressed at all. They will still be a logistics, online store, and software company. They will never expand ever again.

>>22865700
gay

>>22865839
based, gonna stay away

>>22865700
He believed memes

>>22865852
over 30% revenue growth on over $30 bn/yr

good idea anon, keep out. perhaps you could invest in GME

>>22865736
AMZN will be its own city-state, if not part of the conglomerate that owns the United States.

>>22865326
>I will not be there to manage this at all
You do know you live a normal life after training, right? Just park it in SPY/index

>>22865559
That's the point: the history and the math both show that never happens.

>>22865736
MechaBezos will be the first hundred-trillionaire and de facto owner of every country on Earth. All human commerce eventually flows to him. Hail his name the Master of Humanity.

>>22865636
Oh, I thought you were going to jail. Make sure to save your sign-on bonus and invest it instead of buying a camaro

>>22865776
Thanks man.

>>22865798
Aside from the possibility of a polygraph which I'd fail it's honestly not that different than what they put guys through to become city cops, here.

>>22865963
This being of course after AMZN's merger with GME, the most valuable company in the world in 2030.

Google is way too fucking complicated. Why are there two different ways of taxing dividends, and how do I get qualified or unqualified dividends for taxing?

How confusing is this going to be come tax season, I've never owned stocks before.

>>22865960
A lot of the 3x etfs were made after the '08 crash anon...

>>22866046
>he fell for the divvy meme
toppest kek! I bet you invest in non-US markets, too! Hell, I bet you DIVERSIFY!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!

NEW @_@ !!!!

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>>22866062
You can simulate them before that, and a lot of 2x etfs existed before that as well. Get a brain moron.

>>22863568
Impossible. US and global megacorps are too powerful and too resilient. You could maybe kill a few individual ones, but there's no way a complete collapse will ever happen from anything less than a geographic extinction event. Even if the US government collapsed, private horizontal entities would just step in to replace any lost functionality.

>>22865736
In 10 years time,
We’ll be firing your packages out of cannons mounted to flying warehouses.
You’ll barely be able to get your pudgy stupid little finger on the buy button before the package comes soaring through your fucking window

>>22865924
I know I'm a FUDtard though and don't even want to to think about it during my term. Even my 30kish Webull account has had me salivating with greed to catatonic with despair from day to day depending on the market.

>>22866085
>2x etfs are just the same as 3x etfs!

>>22866085
https://www.proshares.com/funds/prospectus.html?ticker=TQQQ
>An investor in the Fund could potentially lose the full principal value of his/her investment within a single day.

Because this ~can~ happen, mathematically it ~will~ happen one day.

>>22865963
Bezos and men like him are unironically going this route. You're going to see guys like him and Musk buying the rights to planets and shit in this weird King Agamemnon "I own the stones" way of cementing their legacy. More than likely you're going to see this, before you see their ability to actually upload their consciousness to Lord over humanity in perpetuity.

And reddit is is just gonna think this is so cool.

>>22866177
No, it can't happen mathematically and it has never historically happened when simulating both breakers and 3x leverage on the underlying.
You have to be borderline clinically retarded to be that dense about something so simple and straightforwardly verifiable.

>>22866215
>QQQ drops 34% in a day
heh, nothing personal kiddo

>>22866258
I mean, it goes back up though.

>>22866258
>what is a breaker
Imagine being this retarded.

First step on the road to $10 is using some stocks and crypto I got for free.

Right now I have one share of OPKO Health (OPK) valued at $3.20. Got it for free. So instant $3.20 gain there- should I sell, hold, or invest part of my dollar in it?

Buy fractional GME shares

>>22866307
2 words: Beta Decay.
>>22866311
I don't think you fully understand how breakers work. Stocks can and will still fall, breakers only shut down the market for a few minutes.

I love TQQQ, but you're absolutely fucking retarded deluding yourself to think that ANY stock or etf is 100% free gains.

>>22866352
now or when the market opens?

>>22866397
>imagine being so retarded you don't know how breakers work yet still talk shit
lmao ebin XDDD

>>22866414
It typically dips between 10 and 10:30 so buy around then

>>22865376
how do i chart this on think or swim so i can see where it's at currently?

>>22866177
~you~ ~are~ ~a~ ~faggot~