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Will a botanist ever be capable of producing a "World Tree"? A tree so vast and so large, it draws its nutrients and energy from magma inside the earth, it's leaves end global warming in 30 seconds, and it slows the rotation of the earth? Is this a possibility? Should we be investing in CRISPR/Botanists?

>> No.22826050

>>22826000
buy chainlink retard

>> No.22826062

the tree would be turned into a big shopping mall

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>>22826050
Based as fuck

>> No.22826109

>>22826062
Will there ever be an Elon Musk of plants? Dude, you could just grow a city, if this is feasible it's fucking COOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

>> No.22826115

>>22826000
If I make it and have more time I think I’ll get heavily into CRISPR. I’d make some monstrosities

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>>22826115
Please do.

>> No.22826146

>>22826000
> it's leaves end global warming in 30 seconds
and after that start a new ice age, well done
> and it slows the rotation of the earth?
why should we
> it draws its nutrients and energy from magma inside the earth
ok you're a dreamer, but it would burn from the fundation
>A tree so vast and so large
it would burn from the roof too

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>>22826000
Cool trips, now let me explain to you a few issues with this.

First of all a single world tree will need to have a crown bigger than the amazon forest itself in order to produce any type of noticeable CO2 consumption effect.

Second, any type of roots will burn if they bury near magma, effectively killing the tree. Cellulose burns easy. Period. There is not way around this.

If it is big enough to slow the rotation of the earth, it is big enough to have its own gravitational pull and it will essentially collapse the earth beneath itself causing irreparable damage to the earth's general shape. This is an extinction level event.
Now let's take Teldrassil from World of Warcraft. It is big enough to house a city, a couple of villages and some wilderness. A forest of such trees, would be much more practical, rather than one bigger tree. Not to mention more surface area in terms of branches and leaves, so it will be morw effective in cleaning the air + the forest of smaller world trees won't disrupt the earth's gravitational and geothermal processes

>> No.22826399

>>22826000
based post, almost forgot where I was for a second

>> No.22826427

>>22826000
Yo this is good sci fi. Keep going.

>> No.22826531

Reminder that in the Star Wars lore, the reason Kashyyyk is covered in mile high mega tree forests is because an ancient race of engineer aliens left the terra forming equipment on too long by accident.

>> No.22826623

Google “turgor pressure”

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>>22826336
YOU FOOL.

What if the DNA was encoded to use titanium, and other ores inside the earth. What if the tree was intelligent? What if the tree cared about the safety of the planet and wrapped it's rooted gently around it, caressing it, forming it into a more perfect sphere? What if the tree was also lightweight, what if the tree generated its own graphene?

>> No.22826792

>>22826000
>tfw you'll never be a nightelf

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>>22826146
>and after that start a new ice age, well done
We can overcompensate with energy consumption
>why should we
we should.
>ok you're a dreamer, but it would burn from the fundation
IT WOULD BE TOTALLY FUCKING COOL.
>it would burn from the roof too

Hmmmmmmmmm....

>> No.22826822

Bump

>> No.22826876

>>22826623
WE'LL JUST. IDK? MAKE IT NOT DO THAT.

>> No.22826958

>>22826000
>Dude, just like, make a “world tree”, LMAO

>> No.22826961

Closest thing will be increasingly complex developments on interior biotopes and integrated environment architecture.

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>>22826961

>> No.22827228

>>22826961
right? megaflora always imply whole ecosystems. like, an apex predator species that lives only upon it, grazers that keep the outer forest-skin in check, etc...

>> No.22827259

>>22826000
I just stole your idea, I'm going to send a pitch to jewflix

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>>22827259
I have cool ideas?

>> No.22827302

>>22826000
Takes all your oxygen at night
Back to >>>/sci/

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>>22826000
we already had this, the giants cut them down.

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>>22827319
wtf? this is.. real? jesus.. that looks like a fossilized tree..

>> No.22827393

>>22826146
china dam about to break for years now actually changes rotation of earth once its basin fills up with water.
Still no reason to really do it though, except to trader faster / quicker on nasdaq or shit.

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based thread

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>> No.22827845

https://youtu.be/zK4TWXWEKAQ

>> No.22828918

>>22827352
It’s devils tower, it’s in Wyoming or Montana? Can’t remember but I visited it, very neat. Apparently it’s super difficult to rock climb they had a lot of little info things over the rock climbing techniques used, even saw some guys doin it while I was visiting. I believe it’s the tallest vertical natural wonder in the us?

>> No.22828955

>>22826000
tree size is limited by gravitational pull on the chain of water molecules traversing the stem

>> No.22828961

>>22826000
square cube law also checked

>> No.22828967

I just want mega fruits and veggies, or mini.
Imagine a banana split inside of a giant banana, or a grape sized apple.

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>>22826000
They used to exist, so maybe.

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>>22826050
Faggot. Loopring is the sleeping giant.
LRC is going to take over in a year once universal integration takes place. Screencap this

>> No.22829042

>>22826753
Which, and how much, drug have you consumed?

>> No.22829055

>>22828991
someone cut that 1 down a long time ago.

>> No.22829056

>>22828991
>>22827319
>>22827528
ha yeah I remember this bullshit getting forced through the conspiracy channels after they proved themselves vulnerable to the flat earth chicanery. 2015 was the year the internet was completely subverted by these 0 IQ psyops

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>>22829056
Or was 2015 the year the awakening started and you're still sleeping?

>> No.22829131

Remember bio-luminescent plants? This is them now
https://www.sciencealert.com/gorgeously-glowing-plants-shine-bright-throughout-their-life-cycle

>> No.22829313

>>22826000
The world tree is ARPA. MPC is the fruit. Bella Protocol is the pie.

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>>22826000
>>22826062
>>22826109
>>22826115
>>22826336
>>22826146
>>22826427
>>22826961
>>22827319
Earth IS the world tree. I've been saying it for years on /x/.
What you don't understand is that rocks are trees. Mountains are trees that have fallen down.
Mt. Fuji, Everest, etc. All were tees at one time but those are just their stumps.
When trees fall down they become hard and calcify. Which is why stumps are much harder to remove after they've been cut down.