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>26 years old
>only 900 LINK
>my life's biggest achievement is that a girl on /biz/ made me a custom recording on vocaroo a few years back
I'm never gonna make it, am I?

>> No.22786404

>>22786359
what did she say

>> No.22786415

close to a make it stack champ. Get another 100 and hold for the next 5 years, you will be swimming in pussy and money

>> No.22786457

>>22786404
she said she loves me but she didn't mean it, I don't even know her

>> No.22786557

>>22786404
she also said we'll get married and Sergey will be our best man at a wedding
this recording is all I have

>> No.22786713

>>22786557
Sergay might still show up to your wedding if you have McDonalds cater.

>> No.22786824

900 is a good stack. I'm a 23 yo poorfag with 350 and I bought at $1.20

>> No.22786922

I'm 12 years old and what is this

>> No.22786943

>>22786359
that girl was a man op

>> No.22787004

>>22786943
no she had a really cute voice
I will reupload the recording in a while

>> No.22787111

>https://vocaroo.com/1dzU8INncrCR
here it is, I think this was during the chainlink bear market in early 2019, she even said my ID
but please don't jack off to it

>> No.22787156

>>22787111
she sounds sweet, you're right anon
But you've got frens here too, and we care about you

>> No.22787209

>>22787111
You like that curry poontang bro?

>> No.22787220

>>22786457
>>22786557
bro some girl anons have made recordings for me over the years and I’ve listened to them hundreds of times, they’ll never know how much it helped me cope through some hard times and I’m very grateful they were kind enough to do it. If it works it works

>> No.22787238

>>22787111
OP delivered! Have an upvote.

>> No.22787241

900 link x $81,000 = $72,900,000

sounds like making it to me

>> No.22787242
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>>22787156
thank you fren, you're right

>> No.22787248

>>22787111
thats a man

>> No.22787256

Lol just lift some weights and go for a walk

>> No.22787355

>>22787220
it really does help, I've listened to it hundreds of times too
>>22787256
I'm trying anon, I started lifting 3 months ago but I'm making slow progress so far

>> No.22787421

>>22787209
she's not indian, I just remember she said she was from one of the baltic states in europe

>> No.22787476

>>22787421
Nah bro, she's a Pajeeta

>> No.22787585

>>22787476
at this point I would take a poor african girl with HIV that doesn't speak english if it meant someone would love me

>> No.22787623

>>22787111
That's a nice accent, it's also amazing how much a voice can change after gender transitioning

>> No.22787677
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22787677

>>22787242
W..Wha...Ww what are you drinking anon....

>> No.22787700

>>22786359
how's 9 million usd sound?

>> No.22787720

>>22787220
I hope I never get like this. I'd rather wallow in it than play pretend like that.

>> No.22787726

>>22787677
Hot pee pee.

>> No.22787728

>>22786359
>>26 years old
>>only 900 LINK
You're literally a baby and investing in the financial revolution. Of course you're going to make it, fren

>> No.22787738

>>22787220
dude wtf

>> No.22787765

>>22787623
Top kek

>> No.22787786

>>22787728
This

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22787812

>>22786359
I would give 900 link for a girl to do that for me

>> No.22787834

Hang on to those 900 links and you'll be better off than most, but you'll need patience and iron hands

>> No.22787861
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22787861

>>22787726
>Hot pee pee.
>>22787242

>> No.22787870

god this is pathetic

>> No.22787933

>>22787812
Bro, for 900 link you can be a high school or college girl's sugar daddy for at least a semester...

>> No.22787998

>>22786359
>>22786824
i have 60.

>> No.22788018

>>22786359
>28
>only 1.9k link
why even fucking live

>> No.22788019

I need a femanon to make me a recording, I'm so lonely & low

>> No.22788195

Can't believe Iam here to get some financial advice from incels like some of you losers

>> No.22788263

>>22788195
Incels are the new world rulers, anon. Ever heard of such people as Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, etc?

>> No.22788325

>>22787870
This
Stop simping

>> No.22788357

we all are going to make it fren. listen to some new link music https://youtu.be/Kkz3FLS1_lw

>> No.22788455

>27
>7500 link

>> No.22788483

>>22788357
this is really good
thank you anon

>> No.22788570

>>22786359
You're going to make it bra

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22788990

>>22787738
We live in a nightmare world.

>> No.22789273

>>22788990
why does a german in the netherlands have a thompson?

>> No.22789312
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22789312

>24
>3700 LINK

>> No.22789315

>>22786713

This. Ser gay is always at the place with the most big macs.

>> No.22789898

>>22789315
I'll keep that in mind for my future wedding

>> No.22789982

>>22787209
Sweet vishnu