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>>22785178
why would you want to do that?

ask your twitter follower
post link I follow you fren and we can dm

>>22785178
Psilocybin

>>22785210
You always suggest weak ass psychedelics, how about shilling oxys or heroine to those zoomers

>>22785178
How to make friends and influence people is a decent place to start. It will seem obvious but if you’re seriously asking then that’s where you need to start.

>>22785178
Be more receptive and ask them little follow up questions on what they say, even if it isn't interesting at all which it won't be the majority of time but that way they will start to think you're an okay guy and after a while it becomes natural. I did this for 2 years and suddenly everyone seems to like me and the ones that don't I never speak to anyway.

>>22785178
With normies or other 4channers?

>>22785178
Just ask meaningless questions. Normies are retards. If you ask questions 2/3 statements you make and only convert actual information 1/3 times you talk people will think you’re a great conversationalist.

>Oh you’re into car collecting? How long have been doing that?
>My uncle had a {insert car here}. You ever drive one of those?
>Yeah I’m not really into cars, guns are my thing, but I get why people like it. Classic cars always draw looks.

It’s easy.

t. Introvert who LARPs as an extrovert for a living

>>22785178
Tell them you will show them your weiner if they show you theirs.

It's programming. It comes with experience. You do it more and your brain stores and remembers the typical protocols to follow, so the only way to get better is to just take a deep breath and force you into a lot of routine conversation.

At some point it's second nature. I can turn my brain off and have a small talk conversation with most people. You start realizing that it isn't even about the words spoken, it's just the fact that you're exchanging words and gaining familiarity. Makes dating really simple.

>>22785178
It feels like a chore to me. Having to act engaged and interested in what they're saying. Barely being able to concentrate on what they're saying because I'm thinking about what I'm going to say, how it's going to sound and what they might think. It's exhausting.

>>22785401
regressing to you /b/state?
How about more pointless ramblings about the jews

>>22785428
You’re way I overthinking it. It’s a smart people problem. If you have to think about what to say you’re missing the easy stuff.

>>22785452
The holocaust didn’t happen and it’s a crying shame.

>>22785178
You have to start the conversation with your pokemon card collection. I always break the ice when I immediately tell them that I once had a first edition foil Charizard in middle school. I took it to school and my teacher confiscated it and never gave it back. The girls immediately are filled with a shared feeling of regret and pity. A bond is formed in a matter of minutes and I get laid all the time.

>>22785178
have sex incel

as other anons have said, it's all about asking questions. people, including you, generally love talking about themselves or their thoughts even if the questions aren't particularly stimulating (e.g. whatd you do yesterday, what are you doing this weekend, did you notice (recent event), what did you think about it etc). these small talk questions at the least make people enjoy talking to you on a basic level because they get to talk, and often lead to deeper conversations. just make a deliberate effort to ask questions and build up a sort of database of small talk questions you can use for almost anyone. I've often noticed that the people I consider the most socially competent are people who are just good at asking a ton of questions and interjecting with their thoughts only periodically.

it is effort at first but it'll become second nature over time. you don't need to only ask questions either, most people are lower on the spectrum of give and take and operate a little more at 50-50.

start bt asking questions and reinforcing what theyre saying

if you want to take it to the next level, be like me and make up stories and shit to them just make siure you keep track of who you tell what version of your stories to or it can get awkward

>>22785254
Thanks

>>22785527
If you mean gas chambers and acid pools, sure never happened. If you mean systematic killing of mentally retarded people in gassing cars and working jews to dead, it was done and worked. But mutts and turk roaches did it as well with chinks or armenians. No biggy

Take LSD or shrooms. They have boosted my social intelligence by 3x. I’m no longer socially awkward. If you try to have an insightful and productive experience. I can assure you it will help a lot

>>22785178
Take cocaine

>>22785701
This is fun. You can develop different characters or personas depending on the nature of the relationship. It’s easier if you use each persona independently, that way you can have a biography of sorts for each. The only caveat is that you really don’t want worlds to collide

>>22785754
anon, oxy and heroine, stop shilling weak ass psychedelics. At least go for dangerous cbs ror talk down the dangeours of fent

>>22785381
Pretty much, ask innocent questions and fake interest and enthusiasm without being too pushy.
The hardest part is when they ask you question and you only have a track record of failures, loneliness and barren social life because most of your interactions are about arguing with anonymous autistic retards about niche interests on saudi mailing lists.

>>22785701
Retarded advice if you wanna build long lasting relations and reputation.

>>22785178
Walk up to nice looking strangers and explain that you're retarded and would like to practice talking to people and holding a conversation. You'll either get actual help from helpful people or get your self esteemed flattened to the point where there's no point in being nervous since there is no longer anything that can hurt you anymore

>>22785178
just avoid fucking niggers, fags and roasties that "small talk"

"A man who truly walks with God has nothing to fear."

>>22785178

nice try pajeet. go get plastic surgery first.

>>22785604
>e.g. whatd you do yesterday, what are you doing this weekend


What do you say when YOU'RE ASKED

What did you do last night or over the weekend?

>>22785178
You don’t anon... you just get these powers by being a chad.
Even if you say the most autistic things, bitches would think what you said was something profound, but only if you’re a chad.

>Hello, Tarzan!
Hello, Hello!
Nice location around here! What do you think?
>Blah, Blah, Blah! Tarzan, Tarzan! There is this great pizza restaurant over there!
You like pizza? Why do you like it?
>Oh Tarzan, you so get me!
Tarzan, Tarzan, Tarzan!
Tarzan is the best!

Ask questions and just listen! Is that simple.
You don't even have to talk that much. People like talking and hearing themselves.

>>22785178
practice and failure until successful

>>22785241
Begone kike

>>22786670
have you ever tried oxys? Makes you feel chill, psychs just confuse normal people

Drugs are bad! A true Tarzan doesn't do drugs!
Be the best, like Tarzan!

Tarzan, Tarzan, Tarzan!
Tarzan is the best!

>>22785178
why

>>22786787
No never touched any of that shit, but abused ketamine for 4 years straight, learned a lot from it and quit, quitting was tough but I had changed countries so it wasn't as difficult if you can't even find where to buy it. Also weed and lsd but weed isn't bad and lsd isn't addictive.
The reason I'll never touch oxy or any opioid is because I don't want to feel chill and I don't need something to make me feel good, I did ketamine because it helped me through life.

>>22785452
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Get addicted to Xanax

>>22787351
You sound like a hippie loser. Leave people alone. Maybe learn to listen.

>>22787351
Did ketamine hurt your cognition after that long? I've been taking 100-150mg a few times a month for the past couple of years.

>>22787484
It's a tranquilizer, for animals. What do you think regular ingestion of such a substance will do to your brain. Let me give you a hint. There was a vice article about this old retarded hippie who regularly used it, he said angel voices in his head told him to become a cross dresser and he did.

>>22786001
This so much. I have no problem asking questions etc but i have nothing to say when asked. Sometimes i lie but i really hate it.

>>22787520

>>22787484
Yeah it fucked up my memory, during those 4 years (2013-2017) I used to switch usual words, once I kept telling my sister I was going to the library to get bread, it's because in French they both start with b (boulangerie, bibliothèque), this had become really common, it went away after I quit, but the short memory loss is still here, spacial IQ is still high as fuck though and I gained 100 points in wisdom.

>>22787573

>>22787484
MXE fucked me up, took microdosing shrooms for awhile before my brain healed up.