/biz/ - Business & Finance

This is the bottom right?

>>22783197
my stinkylink is getting bigger senpai

>picked up 20k shares of OPTI @ 0.2995

yeah, I'm thinking I'm gonna be rich

Horse is back

I don't know why I keep coming back. Maybe I like the pain. Maybe all I really want is hope.

dont you fucking ever disrespect wkhs ever again you smoothbrained fucking bitch

Who the actual FUCK is buying NKLA right now?

>>22783237
I come for the stories about fucking homeless drug addicts mostly

Explain to me why i shouldn't just go all in on KOS right now

This cant be real, this cant be happening WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THE MARKET SPINNING IN CIRCLES FUCK BOBO FUCK MUMU

>>22783240
>>22783233
bro's.... i love you guys

>>22783233
first the longies get margin called now it's time for the shorties

anyone else gambling sqqq/tqqq today?

>>22783246
people with faith in html5 supercomputing?

Bobros...

>>22783240

What's that? 12PM? Time to buy some NAK.

>>22783233
Bought the dip

>>22783197
none of this feels right, I don’t know whether or not to sit on cash and wait for the market to crash or what. it doesn’t make any sense

I know I've been away from /smg/ for awhile now but what is up with the degenerates? Did /b/ learn to "invest" or something?

Volume is drying up on every bounce.
time to load up on QQQ puts again. made 75% on them yesterday.
i KEEP TELLING YOU TO BUY QQQ PUTS WITH ME
none of you ever fucking listen and I keep gaining on you idiots.
I will be in here telling you to buy QQQ puts forever, because you guys are my friends and I want all of us to make money. Why do you hate money, anon? Why don't you love me?

>>22783246
I almost wanna put a call in for this retarded shit

How much longer is this downtrend gonna go? I have a feeling jumping in sqqq now is too late.

>>22783246
algos to fuck with puts.

>>22783279
timed the dip perfectly earlier, did something not immediately awful for once, only regret not going in PM, let's see where it ends up

these kids out here getting crabbed on
but not me ;^)

I fomo'd into tech. The question now is will it dump? Had a good opportunity this morning and i didnt take it facepalm. At this point my impatience is growing thin and am ready to just all in.

>>22783197
This entire week is Wall ST knocking on the door of Pennsylvania AVE. If politicos don't get off their duffs and pass another round of stimulus by Friday, expect the crashening to intensify next week.

didn't take profits when i was $200 up
fuck

Finally got into nuclear energy. The future is now.

>>22783312
Dude I've been thinking the same shit, god knows the second we do it will start to drill

>>22783324
>tfw theta gang but the crabbing is so extreme in both directions it makes fucking covered calls and naked puts nerve wracking
just let it be friday at 4pm already, jesus christ

I am financially ruined

GE fighting with that $6.13 wall

>>22783351
Ticker?

>tales from the last thread
Independence is my dream. Between work and my old lady I'm sick of my cage. This guy doesn't give a fuck about anything. Not societal norms, not other people's bullshit, nothing. He's a free man in every sense of the word. So yes anon. Fucking homless women is my dream.

>>22783197
I... is it over? Is bobo finally gone?

>>22783299
who the anime pedophiles? they've been here forever

WHY THE FUCK IS AAPL GOING UP JFC AAAAAAA

sunw?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

reminder also that you don't want to chase yields or companies that you wouldn't ordinarily invest in and dividend growth investing is part of a balances portfolio

>>22783246
>>22783312
>>22783354
dont. fucking. buy. nkla. options
premiums are WAY too fucking high. selling options would be in your favor, but then youre at risk of owning/actually have to own some fucking NKLA. no thanks. fuck this piece of shit

I bought the top didnt i...

>>22783308
based bobo. already got a spread open

>>22783240
Wasn't it at $30 not to long ago? Looks like it's steadily on it's way back to $1.50.

When is it all going to implode /biz/? Are we just holding out for election day?

red pill me SPHD?
I need something that'll crab and pay divis instead of crash on red days.

What idiots bought SUNW and SPI at the top? Stupidity never learns

Where is he when we need him?

>>22783299
the degenerates? Who are you talking about? If you're reffering to anime posters they've been here for years.

>>22783406
*$150

>>22783385
yes, take some bags from the happy merchant. This is no bull trap, I promise.

>>22783387
No the retards boasting about sleeping with crackheads.
>>22783393
BASED, finally some old anons up in this thread. Dividends are the way frens.

i dont wanna play anymore, everything i try fails

>>22783413
i made a nice chunk on SUNW this morning but i'm still seething that i missed SPI yesterday

>>22783441
What’s wrong with sleeping with crackheads

>>22783422
I think anon is referring to the dude who lets methheads live with him

>>22783413
why the fuck would anyone still try chasing the squeeze after open? They deserve to lose their money if they don't understand how squeezes work.
Lots of us had fun playing from open, the sell signal is when volumes die down.

too bad I only bet with 100 shares

quit buying into ponzi schemes

>>22783392
idk man

>>22783369
I went with EXC, but this chart was passed around last week or so.

>>22783461
Nothing as long as you play it safe and are an ultra chad.

Where are the meme line fags at? We bounced off the bottom of the channel didn't we? Aren't we back on trend for more upward momentum?

Should I keep DCA'ing into UPS, ETSY and TSM?

When should I throw my stack into FNGU again?

>>22783413
I got lucky with SPI and kinda timed the top by selling at 40 then rolled profits into SUNW around 1.20 and sold at 8. I used half of those profits to average up in GME

>>22783393
what dividend should I buy today

>Tesla (TSLA) claims Nikola (NKLA) stole its truck design from Rimac designer
https://electrek.co/2020/09/24/tesla-tsla-claims-nikola-nkla-stole-truck-design-rimac-designer/

>>22783442
Just inverse yourself and you will always win.

jfc my AAPL PUTS

Anyone else here buying up shares of SPAC's who just announced mergers with EV companies like PIC did with XL Fleet and SBE did with ChargePoint?

>>22783308
Just got my 4% profit for the day for 10 seconds holding the put.
(Although it was a mistake, I bought the wrong expiration and got out to buy a further-out one)

>>22783387
A reminder that this is an anime website. You probably should have done your research before you migrated from stocktwits.

>>22783442
buddy I'm down 90% for the year and I'm still playing, man the fuck up and make another deposit

>>22783519
They both look like motorcycle helmets with wheels.

>tfw perfectly played SUNW for 450% gains
>tfw only had $10 available to put into it last night
oh well, thanks for the free $50

>>22783514
If you did that you should be like retiring level right now

>>22783545
>betting against $AAPL
you get what you deserve bobo.

>>22783567
coping child toucher

>GME added to threshhold list yesterday due to naked shorts shorting
>apparently someone ponies up 800k shares on loan between now and then
>GME off threshhold list today... for now

Smoothbrain here. Are shorts being baited?

>>22783351
Shill me nuclear right now. I'm talking Hiroshima, I want the effect of this investment to last for 80 years from now, minimum.

>>22783576
you used up rare good luck on 50 bucks anon.

is this the time to buy airlines or wait for bigger dip? Also what besides AAL should I buy?

You accumulated CLF in 5.60s and 5.70s right anons?

I bought the top didn't I...

>>22783519
Nikola looks better desu.
>>22783481
How do squeezes work?

>>22783591
>off list today

Disregard this I suck cocks.

>>22783601
Are you confident none of them will declare bankruptcy?

>>22783623
It's only a model.

>>22783604

Let us ride

>>22783513
were only halfway up the channel and still trending down for the week

>>22783393
DIVdaddy standing by

>>22783595
See
>>22783488

Apple, Microsoft. Always. Buy. The. Dip. Stop being faggots. At least 50% should be apple and Microsoft. Play around with 10-15%

>>22783519
why does teslas looks like a cheap plastic toy?

>>22783408
If it worked more people would do it.

https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-portfolio?s=y&timePeriod=4&startYear=1985&firstMonth=1&endYear=2020&lastMonth=12&calendarAligned=true&includeYTD=false&initialAmount=10000&annualOperation=0&annualAdjustment=0&inflationAdjusted=true&annualPercentage=0.0&frequency=4&rebalanceType=1&absoluteDeviation=5.0&relativeDeviation=25.0&showYield=true&reinvestDividends=true&benchmark=-1&benchmarkSymbol=SPY&portfolioNames=false&portfolioName1=Portfolio+1&portfolioName2=Portfolio+2&portfolioName3=Portfolio+3&symbol1=DIV&allocation1_1=100&symbol2=SDIV&allocation2_2=100&symbol3=SPHD&allocation3_3=100

>>22783660
is GOOG fine too?

WKHSCHADS WE'RE GOING TO FUCKING MAKE IT!!!1!1!1!!!!!2!2!!!

>>22783584
Suck my dick

5.82 already baby

>>22783461
theft, stds for starters

>>22783655
So what does this mean for tech

>>22783324
Do you feel that? That stiff wind? It hits you in the face just like Jim Cantore.

>>22783519
This --> >>22783623
Tesla truck looks like a chink toy.

>>22783197
Crackhead whore fucker anon you seem to care more about wealth than most things. If I paid you could I come visit and you could show me the rounds of fucking the homeless whores?

>>22783675
I use Google products but I don't own any shares. Thinking if adding eventually, loaded up on AMD and TSM this month

>>22783576
I can't even make 50 bucks. I'm down like 60% and my bitch wife won't let me make any more deposits.
>Inb4 don't you wear the pants in the relationship?
No I am an utter failure and completely demoralized.

So once SPY hits 330 today I should sell my calls and buy puts again yeah?

What's the simplest way to learn option pricing

>>22783590
>coping child toucher

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEY'RE PULLING THE RUG

>>22783708
go get some help you fucking degenerate

>>22783660
>just buy an overpriced stock which will correct for months
Get fucked retard

>>22783393
Dividend growth investing is a part of a SCAM, and nothing else.
Glad to see you've started officially backpedaling on your divvy shilling though. A few more iterations and you might not be a disgusting scamming degenerate.

BROS WKHS BETTER STAY UNDER $25 TOMORROW I WANTED TO TRY OPTIONS ANS SOLD COVERED CALLS NO NOT MY HORSIES

>>22783690

The Street Value of AKS was $1B

Toledo cost $1.5B. The market cap today is $2.35B.

So basically, the Street is not rewarding any value to CLF and it's operations. There is
$3B of market cap missing.... do I have that right?

What an undervalued asset

so fucking ready for PLTR ipo

>>22783513
No we didn’t bounce off the meme line just the previous low (slightly below it) Until we break to a new high trend is your friend still bearish as fuck with direction but today’s day trade looks bullish.

>>22783601
I would grab some SKYW if you don't mind some hardcore red days while it inevitably works its way back up

>>22783655
>for the week
Any predictions farther out?

>>22783583
Nah I didn't buy SPI at open and threw only $100 into it, so I'm only walking away with a little over 2k. I could be one of those coping retards and say reeee if only I put my whole portfolio into them. If I actually did that I'd be at over100k profit. But I would never dump my portfolio into a fucking pump and dump.

>>22783442

Just hold boomer stocks for eternity when all else fails lol

>>22783564
good, i'm proud of you. Thanks for taking the advice. I'm not going too far out, I have 10/2 260p and 11/20 250. sold all my 10/2 262p at open today.

>>22783647
>>22783706
The Nikola is also obviously fake but like I said it looks better. Why can't Tesla put an actual designer in charge of its semi body.

>>22783518
KO
HD
WMT/TGT
LMT
PG
HAS
DUK
Leave humanity behind.
Become god.

>>22783604
>>22783654
Don't forget it brings in 2.5 gorillion in revenue each quarter!!!!

>>22783655
i think it will bounce between 260-273 before the next big dump early october. OCT vix contracts reflect that and are 32 and rising, and dxy is rising, so its gonna be red dildos next month

so better off just throwing it into an S&P 500 ETF even with the march crash. wow.

>>22783733
I'm trying to get him to help me right now what are you illiterate?

>>22783735
Kek, talking shit about one of the best companies on the planet. You are retarded if you think , average fuckheads are not going to buy EVERY single overpriced product Apple offers. Always buy Apple stock. Get fucked

>>22783518

Buy CLF which is on firesale from 7.30s Friday

They have suspended dividends back in March and are going to reinstate soon

>>22783557
I got SBE as my only actual hold.

What's stopping GME shorts from slowly covering as we get dips? what would the potential outcome be?

>>22783623
>How do squeezes work?
if you're talking about SUNW, it went up +250% premarket. Whoever was still uncovered from yesterday was going to get fucked. Once the short interest gets lower, there's nothing fueling the pump anymore so you bail out.
Who knows what will happen tomorrow.

>>22783789
you want help?
invest in some rope and a stool

>>22783519
Why do EV's look so shit?

>>22783758
>>22783698
see
>>22783778

>>22783737
lol i've never backpeddaled, you just created a false narrative about what i've been posting and it isn't matching up to what you want it to be, cuck

>>22783792

Fun fact: Last time Iron Ore was at theses levels in 2014 CLF was $90 a share

Only 100m more shares in the O/S since than for AKS and Toledo... company is very undervalued

>>22783514
>>22783481
>>22783447
I played the jogger stocks back in the day and made around 2k on them, but the stress and the adrenaline rush aged me rapidly. That's just me though

>>22783799
Are you confident their merger with Chargepoint will draw a massive pump by the time 2020 ends?

damn bros dixie comet changed her porn name cus it was racist or somethning lol

>lost almost 100% of my first ever call option
Heh, GME will go back up right?

>>22783786
you are learning. .grasshoppa

>>22783778
273 is fib retracement off the top as well and it bounced off it yesterday as well so it’s confirmed resistance.

Not a bad place to short with a tight stop loss.

>>22783792
>>22783817
how much have you lost now anon?

Still me your favorite telecom picks. I'm looking to build a long hold portfolio of them. Obviously I know of T, VZW, and TMUS, also have CMTL on my radar and of course the major net providers... But not all of those are a great hold

>>22783591
There are three possibilities I see:
>1) Ryan Cohen or Michael Burry (remember him? he's been pushing for more share buybacks) are baiting shorts
>2) Some MM is throwing a lifeline to a short hedge fund in its building
>3) BOD is throwing a poison pill against RC

horse and tesla graphs look exactly the fucking same

>>22783262
It's fascinating stuff desu

>>22783773
>HD
HD has been the biggest turd in my portfolio just short of RKT.

>>22783809
If i wanted your help I'd have asked for it. Do you have a need for attention today? Are you trying to balance out your red with (You)s?

Alright I said fuck it, swapped my NKLA puts for calls lets do this shit

>>22783790
There's zero chance Apple isn't going down in the future. There are zero innovations coming from them.

>>22783803
if shorts cover slowly over time, then we get an OSTK or TSLA situation instead.
of course that's assuming the positive sentiment/catalysts are enough. Make sure to have an exit strategy always to take profits or cut losses.
The market-wide panic is a real risk and GME can be fucked if we actually get a 2nd lockdown fucking up Black Friday. Not getting a stimulus check would be the least of our worries at that point.

always holds true, only risk what you can afford to lose

Buy cei

>>22783765
I got 09/25 260p by mistake (instant 4%, so not too disappointed), I meant to get (and got after selling at profit) 260p 11/20. The leverage ratio resulting from this better fits my risk model. I also wouldn't get LEAP or whatever, but I want enough time to be able to roll if needed up to 2 weeks out even on quick plays.
Aside from that, I'm going to keep rolling whatever profit/loss I have into more puts and see where that leads as a kind of gamble, and reverse to calls when the buy signal is finally in.
In my experience, the sell signal doesn't say if we're going to crab and how long, which is why I'm not going too heavy into this position, otherwise I'd YOLO the SHIIIIT out of my positions.

>NKLA

A...are people unironically still betting on this company.

Reminder that the CLF shill is an eternal loser who does nothing but lose money and shill his retarded picks here to sabotage anons.

>>22783816
>strawman on top of backpedal
lmao
Getting tired of constantly being BTFO 5 ways to sunday huh divvinbred.

>>22783809
I can't tell if /r9k/ is bleeding into /smg/ or there is just a surge of newfags coming in from reddit and stocktwits. Either way you don't belong here.

>>22783882
you are propping up some degenerate animal that boasts about fucking vulnerable women, you don't see anything wrong with that?

Last chance to buy TSLA puts on the cheap.

>>22783850
Starlink aka TSLA, i think

>>22783833
Haven't looked fully into it yet but yea I like the odds and EV market is hot.

>>22783773
shoo shoo gains golem
>>22783890
prepare to be bogged

>>22783817
why would demand for iron go up?

cars are mostly plastic these days and no one is building shit for the foreseeable future.

imagine buying fucking GAMESTOP hahahha holy fuck you guys are retarded

>>22783803
theoretically nothing except the fact that they're already underwater and need the stock to go much lower to make a profit

>>22783897
They apparently have super sekrit AI labs and have recently upped the shit out of their benefits to employees in that division to attract researchers, because being secret meant nobody wanted to work for them. There's a small chance, but they could end up revealing something there.

>>22783928
lol ok, stay poor then fren, i guess "we're all gonna make it" doesn't apply to you

>>22783906
Its funny that he says they make 2 billion a quarter when they have never done that

>>22783752
never bet against america but always long american misery

>>22783989
>less gains than inflation makes you rich goy
>look at growth stocks. They are magically dividend stocks because actual dividend stocks don't actually return anything goy.
>That's right goy, if you were a dividend chad like me, you would be invested into tesla, believe me goy!

>>22783959
he's retarded, next he's going to say 2.5 billion or 1 billion (depends if he wants to try blatantly lying again) revenue every quarterly for 2.5 billion market cap company which doesn't mean anything when margin for a producer is shit and they're almost 5 billion in debt.

put money in something that's actually growing exponentially and much better margins

spy gapping up tomorrow to 360

A reminder, it's not a bad idea to buy cheap puts on your large positions during this time. Always smart to hedge considering we are teetering on a complete market collapse.

I'm honestly retarded. Please tell me how to fix this. I need help more than those dorty meth sluts that dude lets crash at his house.

https://youtu.be/5OtKEetGy2Y

You're disgusting if you buy TSLA or buy into Elon Musk.

GOGO NASDAQ PUMPP

Brought 8 shares in coca cola hopefullly they continue with there growth

anybody else feel like everything is just.... too high? for example I want to buy back into microsoft and apple but just looking at the graph and seeing that it’s almost at if not near the top already, it just doesn’t feel right to buy, but i still know that the fundamentals of these companies are very solid but I just can’t get over that mental gap.
especially since a market crash is on the menu it just doesn’t feel right to buy in now. can anybody else relate or explain?

>>22783967
YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
THEN SAY IT TO MY FACE

>>22784045
eternal crab

>>22784041
What exactly do you need help with?

>>22783941
>vulnerable women
I think you mean women lmao. And no I sure don't. What are you a fagayla?

>QQQ

>>22783957
you invest in any other non-TSLA EV related securities?

>>22784058
Not really, everything has been bleeding out for the last month.

you fucking racists crashed our stocks

>>22783958
As long as we don't just crab and stay at this level I should be okay. I have a single 20 strike put as hedge still just need a swing in either direction to get me out of the cuckzone

>>22783970
>>22783898
im trying to play the other side and trying to find out why this wont happen. But you gave some good reasons, overall market meltdown, covid shutdown. The fact Cohen added to his stack in the last few weeks makes me more optimistic

NKLA

>CEO has multiple sexual assault allegations, has gone completely dark
>Multiple chairmen have resigned
>SEC is investingating for fraud
>Multiple lawsuits for fraud
>TSLA claiming they stole a design, lawsuit incoming

Yet it still pumped from 17 to 20 today, might go green and has a $8bn mkt cap.

Is there something i'm fucking missing here, who's fucking buying this company?

>>22784046
>coca cola
>growth
lol

we're ending red arent we

>>22784113
a small price to pay for salvation.

>>22784074
Nah, trying to stay mostly cash.

>Try to buy SUNW after-hours yesterday
>Wake up and it jumped to $5
Is it even worth buying still or did I miss the train

just broke today's upward channel to the downside

>>22784166
you missed it. do not fomo into PnDs that have already Pd

>>22784166
missed, better luck next pump.

Is ssl gonna poomp fellas?

>>22784166
Nah you missed after it spiked to 8.50

>>22784113
This would be funny if their weren't fucking npc's who actually believed such fucking nonsense. I swear the news sources are just making shit up as they go.

>>22783197
when will this pattern stop? just keep edging downwards with short pumps in between

Do i sel sunw and buy cbat??

>ACQUISITION COMPANY PIVOTAL INVESTMENT CORP JUST ANNOUNCED MERGER WITH XL FLEET, AN EV COMPANY WITH $220 MILLION IN PROJECTED 2020 SALES
why arent you investing in the EV bubble anon?

>>22784213
You have to hope for a stimulus or this is the market until after the election.

>>22783941
>vulnerable
>women needed place to stay, anon needed sex
sounds like two adults traded services.

>>>/reddit/

>>22784166
there was no way to know if a squeeze was going to happen the next day from yesterday's info.
It was safer play once pre-market was +250% and you could ride up a short squeeze from open or pre-market.

Um...a couple of ant corpses just came out of my penis when I jizzed just now....how the fuck did that happen? Anyone have this happen to them before?

>>22784252
/biz/ - Business & Finance

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22784264
/jiz/

>>22784030
I respectfully disagree - I think tomorrow is going to be red, and then Monday will be green
>Sell Rosh Hashanah; Buy Yom Kippur

>>22784059
from the look on his face and his pants...i bet he shat himself

Time for another downtrend I guess

>>22784252
Probably best to stop shoving any corpses down your urethra. But if that's what gets you off, more power to you.

>>22784252

>>22784252
Jesus Christ, fucking zombieanon

>>22784166
Don't do it anon. 5% chance of upside 95% chance of a loss

>>22784252
this is bullish as fuck

YAMERRROOOOOO

WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO 330 AND BEYOND

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Whenever I see an "AAAAAAAA" I just assume it's some bear relaxing at a day spa with a cucumber mask getting a pedi and letting out an "ahh" sigh of total tranquility.

>>22784068
Mostly these parts right here.

>>22784059
Based Ben getting a blowie in the limo

>>22784023
1. dividend CAGR is about 8%-9%

2. if it has a dividend and grows its dividend its a dividend growth stock. that has been my philosophy this entire time. choosing sustainability and div growth over yield.

3. Tesla isn't doesn't have a div. If AMZN or Google got one, i'd probably add them both to my divvy portfolio instead of just my mutual funds because those would be dividend stocks.

now if you don't mind, I'll just be over hear collecting twenty thousand+ dollars this year for doing nothing

>>22784252
>American citizen gets charged with $200.000 medical bill over testicular ant colony

SHLL bros, are we going to be alright?

>>22784363
Sorry anon, most of us are losing cash right now except for a few big testicled option traders.

>>22784398
depends if shekelberg wants to fill that gap between 30-32 or not

I fucking hate neoliberalism

we going back up

How much CBAT do i need for a chinese maoist GF mommy?

>>22784398
Sorry bro, I bought some and like always it was the literal top, gonna be downhill from here

>>22784442
bro don't hate just piggyback these fucking stupid meme companies for gains

>>22784378
Yikes. It's actually less efficient for companies to sell stocks to pay out dividends than to just buyback stocks.

Divtards are deluded.

>>22784406
I don't even care anymore. I'm in XOM since about $40 and I have stockholm syndrome. Forward PE of like 3-5, objective valuation would put it at double current price but no, hedge funds and investment banks would rather sink money into >30x P/E tech stocks instead with objectively very little room to grow since they're basically all monopolies now. When they pump energy sector is red. When they dump energy sector dumps harder. Fuck stocks.

>>22784499
>sell stocks to pay out dividends
wut?

>>22784378
>20k in divvies
Jesus dude, with that kind of capital you could be making 100k+ just being in SPY instead, more like 500k+ by selecting the top-10 in SPY and rebalancing yearly. As a bonus, it wouldn't be taxable if you don't need that much money (i.e. only need 10k this year? No taxes to pay, keep compounding for FREE).

>>22784442
Where is the 'fight systemic racism' slogan in that message?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs1g7Epp11w

btw this poo has great material on corporate finance and value investing.

>>22784448
Have you ever met mainland Chinese women? The very definition of soulless.

>>22784539
Why is it that divitards like you never know what dividends are or do?

>>22784565
Anon.... all women are soulless. I just want a tiger mommy gf who works hard and takes no bullshit from kids

>>22783246

I sold a low-risk covered put for next week. Not risk-free, but low-risk. I'm betting that the folks who bought into the scam will be stubborn about pulling out.

which spy etf is best

>>22784499
I don't like the "Greater Fool" school of investing.

>>22784588
Shut the fuck up faggot, you people are completely insufferable.

BARBARIC MOTIONS ACTIVATED. IM DOING THE RANDOM LETTER TECHNIQUE ON THESE FUCKING OPTIONS

Buy CLF

>>22784363
Look up Tastytrade/Tastyworks and study for a few months before touching options again.
If you're too ADHD to do that, then at the very least:
>Aim for equities which are at least 30% IVR
>Don't short premium on anything that is not liquid, regardless of potential profits
>Scale your buying power with the VIX, the higher VIX reaches the more contracts you want to open
>Be a contrarian, open bearish plays on things that have been green recently and bullish plays on things that have been red recently
>Keep your overall portfolio slightly delta negative weighted to SPY
>Always play defined risk if you do an earnings play unless you have fuck you money so you don't get Zoom'd
>Open non-earnings contracts at around 45 days to expiration, close them at 21 days to expiration or 50% profit, whichever comes first. This mitigates gamma risk.

>>22784611
seething subpar performance dividend investor

>>22784588
companies don't sell shares to pay for dividends, they use free cash flow.

>>22784519
Im used to having to baghold too. It's part of the game, just have to be patient. You can always tell who the new people are because they tend to sell right around the -15% mark.

This isnt right...

This is a short covering rally

Sitting it out. May plummett after lunch

>>22784539
No. He's saying that paying out dividends is fiscally inefficient compared to the company buying back shares with the same money thus increasing the value of remaining, outstanding shares. Plus you don't pay taxes on either. It's a philosophy that I get but I still prefer dividends.

>>22784608
VOO?

>>22783518
Unironically T.
>7% yield
>.53 per share each quarter
>currently WAY WAY undersold
>100+ years of telecommunications infrastructure
>owns Time Warner and HBO
>trading at 27-28 because Corona Crash fair trading price is 37-38
>massive economic moat
>boats of cash on hand
>they consider divies to be a main feature of owning the stonk so it is safe for a long time

All of these >>22783773 are great as well diversity is key in case someone panics and cancels divies.

FUCK OFF WHY ARE 10 MINUTES OF GREEN CANDLES ALLOWED TO BE DESTROYED BY 1 HUGE RED DILDOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22784638
> future bagholder

don't quote me on this

>>22783518
CSCO

>>22783222
It's been a volatile year, and I think it will stay volatile until Q1 2021. But it certainly seems like we might have found a bottom. Who knows, though

>>22784608
SPY itself is an ETF. What you meant to ask is "Which S&P500 index is the best".

>>22784605
There is a woman at my work who looks like this that I've been talking to. I really want to ask her out but she is the textbook example of sjw, and I dont know of I would want to put up with that post coitus.

CLF 5.75

CBAT CBAT CBAT

CHINESE MOMMY GFS FOR EVERYONE

>>22784645
am i the biggest diamond handed chad in this thread?

I need MAT to get its ass to $12

>>22784707
Don’t ask out girls you work with

>>22784693
lol did you watch the Powell conference today

They all use Webex (Cisco) and it was incredibly shitty as usual. One senator even remarked, and I quote
>Holy shit I thought we had better technology than this

>>22784707
don't shit where you eat anon.

Trying to decide if now is the time to buy into SHLL before the merge
Wish I caught the dip to 33 but I was waging

>>22784645
Tbh I would probably do just that. I have a mental stop loss at +20% gain for the year, I will not go below that. I would cash out if XOM dropped another maybe 5%. I'm not going to put up with it even though I truly believe in it. Objectively I should hold but I want to keep my gains safe and maybe cash out a bit to get LASIK.
>>22784638
You are having your asshole torn to shreds being a """"growth"""" investor these past couple of weeks if you didn't realize that sweetie. Value outperforms growth in any market conditions other than an insane equity bubble which we are definitely in right now. Stop acting smarter than everyone else. You gamble on stocks and got lucky because you are not the greater fool. Yet. But your time will come and when it does you remember reading this post.

>>22784707
She’s just looking for a juice harassment lawsuit stay away.

Buy low on Nikola. They'll bounce back. They're in talks with some bigger companies to work on hydrogen refueling stations. People are panic selling. Do not be a sheep. Their stock will rise again you just need to wait out the storm as usual. EV is the future and they'll be a major player in it. Tesla, Nikola, Nio, and Li Auto are the 4 EV companies you should be keeping your eye on. 2 for USA market, 2 for the massive Chinese market. If you're a long term investor I highly recommend getting into at least 2 if not all 4 of these EV companies. They'll explode within the next few years.

>>22784720
You can't call yourself a Chad and have GNUS in your portfolio.
>>22784736
Yeah that's why I haven't made a move. It could long term end up a potential disaster.

>>22784252
Thats pretty spooky. You should see a doctor if ur not lying.

>>22784140
retail investors who dont read news and just buy stocks on a whim. im locked in for nkla puts down to $5 this shit is a house of cards.

Nice setup on some cheapies

>>22784740
webex is shite but thats not why i own the stock in the first place. they're moving more to a SaaS brand in general. webex is about the same as teams and zoom. they're all shit and i have to use them all every day

>>22784720
Why are you holding both FSKAX and ITOT?

>>22784772
andy is going to give me back all my fucking money before i sell that piece of shit, so help me god

>>22783518
XOM

>>22784773
Cumming ants is a decade old meme

>>22784720
Godspeed dear friend. The market will become rational eventually and you will be glad you held.

>>22784720
Would you mind posting your buys when you get them so the rest of us can inverse your plays? I could have 10xed easily from your retardation.

>>22784772
Just don’t do it anon.

>>22784720
>gnus
oh nononono hahahahahaha

>>22784720
>GNUS
>12k loss
Ouch

>>22784660
that i understand and agree, but share buybacks to pay me money without having to sell the underlying asset and risk selling during a 30% downturn.

its all about risk assessment and allocation

>>22784783
>pre-corona price was this much
>therefore this is the potential upside soon!
holy shit, if that really is what your fucking DD is you are fucking retarded

the same retarded DD that baited newbie retail into shit like airliners, oil, and REITs

>>22784720

What happens to my stocks that I buy in Robinhood or Sink or Swim? They all stay in the digital exchange no matter what I do, right? No need to meddle with them like with my Crypto?

>>22784818
all those bags are from earlier this summer when i started. im doing a lot better now, so that's not going to help you very much anymore. sorry friend
>>22784820
>>22784822
ANDY HEYWARD, GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING MONEY

>>22784794
Oh its this anon i was responding to. Fren has the pain reduced from holding gnus?

>>22784852
Yeah your broker is basically your bitcoin wallet or whatever. It’s a lot simpler

>>22784794
I can respect your stubbornness. Really no point in selling now frankly.
>>22784819
I'm not, but goddamn when she comes to work in her yoga pants sporting that fat ass it's hard to resist. She has a ton of piercings too so I'm pretty certain she has her nipples and clit pierced. But my gut instinct is to stay the fuck away, so I'm going to listen to myself.

>>22784852
no, you are responsible for the share files, they are like jpegs, if they get deleted you lose everything

>>22784785
>they're all shit
how is there not a good video conference app

>>22784637
Ty for the input anon. Screenshotted and advice internalized.

>>22784690
HAHAHA

>>22784720
>GNUS
>-$12k

>>22783945
You know exactly what you were doing with that post. Can you tesla niggers kill yourselves already

>>22784883
It’s much better to just have an office fantasy honestly, far more motivating and exciting than the potential fallout

Cinemark can’t possibly go lower right? Easy doubled money whenever movies are back to normal ?

>>22784857

>>22784887
no idea, its baffling because skype 10 years ago seems to be around the same as these today, though these have much better features than skype ever did

Lets go Tootsie Roll

>>22783390
I mean day to day sure, but why bet against AAPL?

>>22784926
Dunno, but I am buying a little CINE right now and will buy more come the winter

>>22784707
Just go for it

What are we up to SUNW bros

>>22784854
He sure does hype stuff up like "HAPOONERS"

>>22784909
yeah it was a shot in the dark

>>22784767
lol wat. nkla is an outright fraud
how heavy are your bags?
only hope is that GM (lol) steps in and saves your ass

>>22784720
You literally bought GNUS at the peak holy fuck

>>22784954
Been out since 8

>>22784954
selling the top for a +450%. youre not still holding are you?

>>22784954
We sold at $7.30 sorry bud.

>>22784928
Oh okay. Its pretty hard desu.

t. Lost 10k last year. Was bummed out for maybe 2 months or so maybe 3 months idk.

>>22784887
Google Duo? Underused but has been reliable in my experience

>>22784926
Unless all of Hollywood is implied in some RICO shit because Weinstein sang like a canary.

>>22784954
im holding until 5 cents. intelligent anons got out while they could

>>22784720
Here anon maybe this will help:
NEW YORK, NY / ACCESSWIRE / September 22, 2020 / Levi & Korsinsky, LLP announces that class action lawsuits have commenced on behalf of shareholders of the following publicly-traded companies. Shareholders interested in serving as lead plaintiff have until the deadlines listed to petition the court. Further details about the cases can be found at the links provided. There is no cost or obligation to you.

GNUS Shareholders Click Here: https://www.zlk.com/pslra-1/genius-brands-international-inc-information-request-form?prid=9489&wire=1

>>22784627
>LN
ANON NOOOOOOOOOO IT'S A ZOMBIE JAP COMPANY DON'T DO IT

>>22784976
I had a limit sell at $9
Fucking why.

>>22784740
>One senator even remarked, and I quote
>>Holy shit I thought we had better technology than this
nice

>>22784883
just fuck her anon. Likelihood of you two working in the same place for the next 10yrs is minuscule.

>>22784591
Your children will be asian with double eyelids at best (pic related is Nic Cage's BIOLOGICAL SON) They will identify as asian and despise you for bringing them into a world that doesn't accept them. They will be rejected by both white women and asian women. White people will call them asian. Asian people will call them white. They will fit in nowhere, but because they look asian, they will move to Asia where they aren't discriminated against as much. There, your recessive genes will fade into obscurity, any remnants of whiteness will be washed away within a generation, your mark on the world erased. You can prevent this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_xV4te6H3o

>>22784758
>holding stocks long enough to get dividends
literally why would you do this

>>22783967
I mean, it's stupid to assume that it won't go up with the strong balance sheets and heading into a new console cycle.

t. bought at the top

>>22784767
yeah NKLA is gonna explode alright, explode like the hindenburg and end up delisted. either you have enormous bags or you're really underestimating the significance of the CEO of a company being forced to resign over fraud allegations. the company is still super overvalued based on lies spouted by milton and when the full extent of the fraud is revealed nikola will cease to exist

>>22785020
gotta put in a trailing stop loss as soon as you get in the green a little bit on these PnDs that can dump at any second. once they execute never look at the ticker again

>>22784076
>>22784076
>>22784076
>>22784076
>>22784076
already baked

>>22784720
please fucking sell the GME calls i beg you

>>22784917
id be shorting TSLA if i could. Doubt they meet their future expectations. they didn't even really meet it last decade

>>22784926

Movies aren’t going back to normal. It’s a novelty now. People would rather watch at home it’s cheaper and more comfy.

>>22784252
nigga, this some old meme shit.
Bullish.

>>22784969
GM will help Nikola that's true but so will BP. They're in talks with BP to create hydrogen refueling stations. Buy low on them while you can. They're about to make a comeback i'm telling you.

CBAT!

>>22785160
Thank you for the $9 CBAT anon.

>>22785055
he was a chairman not the CEO. People keep making that mistake. It was a chairman who was the problem. He is now gone and there's a new guy who stepped in who is a former GM employee so that will make GM very happy and willing to continue doing business with them since it's one of their own now righting the ship through this storm. Everything will be fine people are just panicing. Don't let the short seller fuck you ever.

>>22784252

>>22784926
>year 2000
>arcade stocks can't possibly go lower right? easy doubled money when arcades are back to normal?

>>22784563
YOOOO SOMEONE ELSE WATCHES BASED DAMODARAN
sjlicon valley pajeet gang wya

>>22784448

Disgusting.

>>22783229
bruh 50k shares here, what a fucking deal