/biz/ - Business & Finance

apparently the use-case is determining consensus on news online. JRT will determine what is fake news and what is reliable via the blockchain. Interesting.

>>22725496
will be called JET (JRogan Experience Token)....pronounced JEET

>>22725496
what podcast?

>>22725581
the reggie watts one i believe

the biggest unit is called a joe and the smallest unit (18th decimal place) is a roe.

>>22725625

i'm more inclined to believe that they'll be called rogans.

I'm planning on stacking at least 10k Rogans before he runs for president in 2024

>>22725625
the sluttiest one is a hoe

>>22725496
https://www.worldgreynews.com/90778/joe-rogan-plans-to-launch-his-own-cryptocurrency-token-by-january-2021

IT'S FUCKING REAL!?

will it be pegged to elk meat?

>>22725523
I think it's impossible for this to work.
It's going to be what a proof of stake, and token issuance is given to nodes who grade stories correctly?

This is just going to look like reddit 2.0.
Every conflict has several sides of a story, and verifying which is fake or not isn't up the wisdom of the crowd.
Journalists with a track record are the most legit, but they all seem to get the Michael Hasting or Julian Assange treatment when they become successful.

>>22725842
Isn't it what Chainlink is supposed to do? Deliver definitive truth?

> my face when Joe rogan is the next Chainlink killer

when will we get kylie koins? I only buy the most luxurious of scams

>>22726081
What we need is like joe rogan token oracles to like grade every news story.

>>22726258

> it's very simple Joe, really. So fundamentally, the nodes each write a different article, and we hash them, then take the median of all the hashes, and de-hash, and deliver it to the market. This is how we achieve irrefutable, anonymised definitive truth

>>22725496
Hey Jamie whats up, good work on the podcast brother... next time get Joe to shill his own coin though, ya?

This is bullish for all of crypto, but this thing will be going to saturn regardless of if it works or not just off his name alone.

>>22725496

Joe Rogain is literally irrelevant

>>22725496
Will I get a discount on steroids and HGH if I pay in Rogans?

>>22726680
WHOOOOOOOOOOOO even are (You)

>2029
>RoganCoin(DMT) surpassed Bitcoin in 2022 to become the dominant cryptocurrency, just as the crypto sphere gained widespread acceptance and was ushered in as the next evolution of the internet
>All businesses now conduct commerce and resolve contracts through the RoganChain
>Companies spend thousands per month on DMT for gas
>JOEracles provide data from almost every event that occurs on earth into a Blockchain distributed across trillions of supercomputers in the Earth’s crust
>Joe Rogan has become the world’s wealthiest man, and is tipped as the next president of the USA
>Joe sits in a control room conducting podcasts with all the information of the world at his disposal
>”Jamie, pull up that livestream of that guy in Hong Kong taking a shit”
>Video appears of a man in his own home, watched by microscopic JOEbots that roam the earth, as numerous now as bacteria
>Joe chokes laughing and passes the blunt to Bill Clinton, who is appearing on the show
>”Jesus, look at the size of that thing. That must be tearing his ass apart, son”
>Jamie, no longer occupies the studio with Rogan
>He is trapped in a subterranean steel cube with his arms and legs pinned, an IV drip for sustenance, and a constant feed of the information gathered by JOEbots fed through JOEracles to neural connectors in his brain, allowing him to pick and relay information to Joe’s projector.
>Back in the studio Joe is watching chimp UFC 4, which he privately funds

>>22727301
>Joe achieves apotheosis and begins running the world from the shadows
>Satan is now jealous of Joe instead of God

I assume the code will be audited by chimps and gas prices paid in weed and dmt