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buying aapl

>GME has a negative EPS

NGMI

first for Melissa Lee's butthole

Give me one (1) reason to not go all in on MA

2022 holdings <3

Bullish af on CRDF.

>GME

>>22714970
Why did anyone ever think the design for the tesla truck was good

>>22715104
it won't do shit

>T-Tesla is a battery company, not a car company

What kind of eggs should I make for breakfast?

thread theme when market opens:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ghb2zYCbbM

>>22715142
cheap production because no curved lines, provocative design which caused the whole world to take notice, all the rich bros who wouldnt buy a pick up now want one etc.

>>22715142
It looks cool as fuck and Elon's secret plan is to sell it to the military.

>wkhs dumping more than nkla
>nkla still has 10b cap
clown...... market.............

cunni for Cunni Gods

>>22715174

daily reminder to buy DKNG, 60 eom

>>22715187
nkla short selling is halted

>>22715087
Fanta, Dasani, Powerade, Coke Energy.
Compare to Mountain Dew, Aquafina, Gatorade, Rockstar [and Mountain Dew again]
I'm serious, it really seems like they're the Pepsi in every category but the main one, I think KO investors see they own recognizable brands and think that's good enough, but it's not going to keep up if people stop buying the flagship brand due to sugar consumption decline.
I'm talking very long term obviously. Can I predict when this starts to matter, no.

Hahahaha, look at silver today

>>22715038
First off, no they don't
Second, even if they did that doesn't mean they are using it correctly
Third, TA isn't about 'finding patterns' that don't exist it's about using the data given to you to determine your entrances and exits, and that's it.

>>22715174
baste

So many good dips to buy

>>22715104
Visa is the superior stock.
MA was great buy for the early buyers before Warren shilled it

>>22715238
Yeah, SQQQ is looking pretty tasty

>>22715234

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT GME IS IT STILL SAFE TO BUY IN?????? IM GOING TO THROW 1K IN SO I DONT MISS OUT

how hard are they gonna dump gme?

>>22714970
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK!!@! IS GME SERIOUSLY HAPPENING????

maybe it's just a huge spike, but holy shit this might be the unstoppable squeeze too. Either fucking way, i'm fucking GREEEEEEN. FUCKING /smg/ GOING TO BE FUCKING RICH

The crash is over right?

>>22715104
Cryptocurrency unironically will make MA and V obsolete. They might be able to survive as Vbucks/MAbucks but honestly I don't see them competing with USDigitalDollaroos

Why is GME up so much premarket?

>>22715267
It's going to be over $100 in a year.

>GME at $11
what’s everybody’s plan for taking profits on GME? I was thinking maybe taking half and letting the rest ride but i’m not entirely sure because it could always go higher

>>22715285
Is this the start of the short squeeze??

>>22715262

Never bet against America

What dips have you guys been buying this month? I’ve been buying HD, PEP, JPM, MSFT, V, UNH, LMT, GOLD
>>22715223
Pepsi is the superior stock in every way.

Anyone per chance looking at IIPR?

>>22715294
i’m also thinking, maybe they used yesterday’s dip as a bait and switch so they could pump out all of the shortest after hours? so I guess we might be going on a run today. Guess we’ll see how far it’ll take us

>>22715261
SQQQ is always destined to be an obese Dodo that can't fly so I got puts way OTM on it that expire in two months.

>>22715281
Crypto is the biggest fucking meme of all time.
>oh but it will replace fiat
It will never replace fiat because crypto “investors” use it to get more net worth in fiat. Nobody cares about how many bitcoins you can get with a dollar, they care about how many dollars you can get with a bitcoin.

Reminder that our old friend Jerome is speaking 3 times this week so there will be no one at the printer

>>22715302
I hope so. I have about 9k worth of calls for GME. Wish I got more yesterday but I took a big hit

>>22715307
Numerica

>>22715334
>Nobody cares about how many shares you can get with a dollar, they care about how many dollars you can get when you sell.

>>22715294
I’m gonna sell my calls that expire this week today.

>>22715356
Yea stocks are the same. Until stocks and/or crypto replace fiat as main currency system in the world, my argument stands.

>>22715340
I thought you guys were full of shit. I have no gme. Im looking to liquidate something right now to get it

Do you hear that, I can hear a wagie from the window getting angry?

>>22715356
Shares aren't trying to replace cash

>>22715285
motherfucker have you missed all the GME shilling for the last 3 weeks
>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-09-21/top-gamestop-investor-wants-to-turn-retailer-into-amazon-rival
and frankly this was deliberate manipulation by Ryan Cohen, he didn't have to do a 13D filing last night literally after 4PM. It wasn't more than a 1% change on his holdings even so it wasn't required.

>https://wallmine.com/doc/edgar/0001326380/000101359420000699/rc13da2-091820.htm
>During September 2020, the Reporting Persons have had conversations and communications with senior management and several members of the Board of Directors of the Issuer concerning the Reporting Person’s views of the Company. During these conversations, the Reporting Persons expressed their willingness to become more involved in the Company under certain circumstances that the Reporting Persons believe are likely to produce the best results for all shareholders.
>Sept 14, bought 121,644 shares at 6.586
>Sept 21, bought more 163,030 shares at 8.633

he deliberately bought more shares and filed on yesterda the day before Xbox preorders. Also it was the day when we triggered SEC rule 201 so short sellers can't even short today. The day when short sellers used up practically all the shares they could borrow.

/smg/ meme magic was right again. Been shilled since it was under $6.

>buying GME and not delicious AMZN dips

Some people subconsciously want to be poor

>>22715334
You don't fucking get what I'm saying. The point isn't about bitcoin or any of existing altcoins.

>https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20200506005822/en/Federal-Reserve-Announces-FedNowSM-Community
>https://www.forbes.com/sites/jasonbrett/2020/08/13/federal-reserve-reveals-research-plans-for-digital-dollar/#605cf1875946

Connect the dots. We're going full MMT and middlemen are unnecessary with crypto tech.

>>22715356
What's the point? shares arent' directly linked to fiat currencies purposefully. They aren't replacing them, ofc.

>>22715385
>AMZN up $60 premarket
not exactly a dip

>>22715379
sell signal

>>22715391
Nobody but speculators and FOMOers back in 2017 care about crypto. It’s a fucking scam, it doesn’t exist and has 0 (zero) value behind it.
>b-but USD has no value either!!!
The US military backs the USD, you know, the most powerful military in the world

>>22715379
i can smell the fomo. don’t get dumped on fren

>>22715142
It has those right angles largely because of the thick sheet metal.
If you've ever owned a traditional truck (F150, Ram, ...) you know the bodywork is paper thin to save weight, and dents when you look at it wrong.
Heavy-duty bodywork makes a fuckton of sense for an actual work truck.

t. own a Ram and legit interested in a cybrtrk.

>>22715407
Still a dip, if y’all slept on it this week

I've missed both GME 20%+ runs, the first one I didnt buy at $6, second one sold yesterday for a loss

>>22715435
I'm not. Its up 20% but the order books look like someone is messing with it

>>22715429

Don’t bother bro, cryptards are delusional. All their shitcoins become irrelevant when the US implements UBI through a digital dollar.

>>22715446
I daytraded it for a cool $20 :)

>>22715464
> THIS IS IT GUYS THE CRASH, THE REAL ONE!

>>22715464
Why would you sell at a loss

>>22715464
Wagie gonna get greedy and hold until bankruptcy, spamming pink wojaks all day. Many such cases.

>>22715479
thought I could rebuy lower after today, but Cohen decided to fuck me in my firm tight ass

>>22715477
imagine being a bulltard

Can someone who is knowledgeable about options explain to me why the data from swaggystocks.com and from maximum-pain.com are different for the same stock with the same expiration? Which one do I believe in?

>>22715429
Dunno why you're being so hostile when I'm literally saying that it's NOT about existing crypto. I'm talking about DIGITAL USD you fucking retard.

>>22715236
>no they don't
Do you actually unironically believe TA is some occult science?
I can look up "technical analysis" on Amazon and there are literally thousands of results.
Again the same. Do you have your own particular TA school or something?
The data you're given doesn't tell you anything about (good) entrances and exits just like the position of Venus doesn't tell you anything about who will win the next football match (And that's even if every single time Venus was in a determined position the blue team won!). Also something that says x is a good entry point because y and z is what a pattern is, if it happens consistently that is, which is not even the case for TA.

>>22715086
Buying AAPL put lmao

>>22715464
people writing covered calls were also idiots because you never fucking know when a schedule 13D was going to be filed and spark a squeeze like this

dunno why you didn't come in with expectation of -30% downside though, and just hold through it. The play was clear and even if it dipped that hard, you would still make a profit by March 2021 given the book value and GME not going bankrupt anymore. It was priced at fucking bankruptcy

>>22715218
Why is this legal

>>22715519
this chart is not about the whole market.

Investing in utilities is so comfy. 40% NEE here

>>22715376
analysts have been raising target prices lately into the mid 120's. buy aapl it's solid.

>>22715477
Kek bears were saying we going back to March levels. Suddenly they’re all gone

>>22715587
is there a REE i can invest in?

How high will GME go? I'm looking to make some good cash by the end of the week and I only bought 15 shares yesterday cus it was getting shilled. Should I throw 1k into it and see what happens? Any news coming up besides the new gaming platforms?

>>22715588
Who the fuck cares. Do you retards seriously take advice from analysts? hahah

>>22715589
Bearish as fuck he bought the dip and thinks it’s over

apparently our favourite savant trader posted on twitter about gamestop but immediately deleted it like usual

>>22715102

She isn’t aging well, especially for an Asian woman

>>22715617
im not putting trailing stops until $20

>>22715618
it's a self-fulfilling prophecy. retards a.k.a. the vast majority of traders and especially boomers seriously take advice from analysts, they buy the stock, that causes the stock to go up in price, etc. it's stupid and potentially manipulation but im profiting from it so i can't complain.

>>22715611
Just accumulate NEE(t)

>>22715142
Looks cool. You get to own a halo 1 warthog irl

>>22715551
>t. has done maybe 50 trades in his lifetime, favourite strategy is buy low/sell high

>>22715637
>pulls out a 40 year graph
Yea buddy we crashing back to 1971

>>22715617
There's a lot of catalysts this winter, Xbox this week, Cohen taking a more active role, holiday sales. People realizing that winter won't lead to another retail lockdown. New cycle for used games and consoles.
Nobody knows where it's going, maybe it stops at $12, maybe $20. You almost certainly don't have to FOMO in at open, that's been the peak the last few days as scared shorts cover and more people like you FOMO in. If you're a conservative investor wait until the afternoon. BUT I COULD BE WRONG.

>>22715637
Don't even try. These retards are worst than crypto moonboys

So where are the gme shills? Is this the short squeeze or not? I'll throw in 1.3k right now if it is

>>22715673
are utilities and energy typically the worst performing sectors since forever?

i feel sick

i could have bought calls but i only bought GME shares

>>22715158
Basted eggs.

memestop

who the fuck buys from retail

>>22715660
It's not even a self-fulfilling prophecy. They are wrong about half of the time.

>>22715640
source: bro trust me

>>22715551
do you understand that there's a reason why some stocks get bought as soon as they hit a certain price? do you understand that ta helps you to find that price, see how it responds to it and make decision to enter or not. Literally candlesticks are an element of ta, support, moving average, all of those basics are elements of ta. Do you?

IM BACK BOYS

OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMMMM

>>22715802

>>22715640
>>22715774
i saw it too, straight went to check if he's still holding (he is)

Put 15 shares of GME last night when it was at $7,45
Thinking about pumping in another 1k rn

>>22715519
Bobo blows

>>22715729
Lol it’s beyond obvious

I love how they call it tea leaves yet it hits these specific lines multiple times over decades lmfao

>>22715158
fried eggs
>lots of butter
>MINIMUM FUCKING HEAT YOU ASSHOLE
>use a lid
>exactly 12 minutes

GME shorts please short the price even harder and get it down to 8 so i can enter please

>>22715743
no one knows for sure because that would require knowledge on how many short sellers were already in margin calls.
but either way this is going to at least $20 short squeeze or not

>>22715747
Except NEE actually outperformed QQQ over the past 5 years

CLSK Chads wya! I sincerely hope you guys doubled or trippled your positions when it went down to 8 a couple weeks ago, cus we're going to the moon from here on out. For those of you that stayed strong, financial gains and physical gains will come to you, but only if you say AWAKEN MY MASTERS

>>22715843
>minimum heat
low t beta detected

>>22715846
they can only start shorting from tomorrow irrc because of the SEC rule 201
if im not mistaken we hit a short seller circuit breaker yesterday when it dipped past -10%

what a coincidence that Ryan Cohen would buy after that and file right after 4PM.. hmmm
right before Xbox preorder too

>>22715788
There's a reason sure. Supports, moving average, oscillators and all those shit are not one of them.
>do you understand that ta helps you to find that price, see how it responds to it
Here's the funny thing about TA and what makes it a pseudoscience. If when it reaches the price you think it goes up, well then TA worked perfectly and you correctly predicted it.
But if it goes down, well not probs either, just more proof that TA works because it helped you confirm the trend or something like that.
Literally created out of nothing and can't be proved wrong.

More restrictions in Bongland
However I've been in lockdown for the past 6 months due to living in one of the worst areas in the country.
Please bros when will this end?

>>22715883
enjoy your burned eggs and fucked up pan

daily reminder that Trump eats steak well done with lots of ketchup.

>>22715774
burry is a complete autist and deletes his tweets immediately
is there a way to archive his tweets immediately

>>22715802
>>22715854
you cant force this shitty meme
its literally only u posting the dumb cat
the fucking rat poster is already annoying enough
kys

>>22715854
Epic. GME my most cooooomfy hold, I don’t even worry about it

>>22715904
who cares he is a based god

>>22715913
FUCK YOU
his /smg/ meme magic made us FUCKING RICH

>>22715900
why the fuck would I want to wait 12 minutes to cook an egg? nigga i got shit to do

>>22715913
It's like you weren't here for the WKHS memes. This is an imageboard you twat.

>>22715768
Exactly. No one here has faith in the company long term, they just wanna ride this hype wave and sell before it crashes again.

>>22715935
Speak for yourself, I just bought in right now :^)
time to lose 6 months of careful earnings to a meme pump

>>22715962
try it and you'll see
cut up some colby jack and put it on there too

>>22715904
thats how I ate it when I was a kid my parents would always overcook steak
trumps parents went through the depression he probably had the same

>>22715747
No, depending on which one you own. Most utilities are stable and pay good divvies

Dump the pump. Hide.

>>22715768
>>22715968
Tell me a reasonable price for GME assuming it survives bankruptcy with CHWY guy's e-commerce pivot.
Before you answer, do you know how much GME's e-commerce has risen in the last year?

>>22715913
Fuck off, the cat stays.

>>22715843
>MINIMUM FUCKING HEAT YOU ASSHOLE
you are absolutely retarded

you cook eggs when your pan is hot enough that droplets of water on your pan glides instead of boiling straight off
or it's going to stick to your pan unless you use a shit ton of oil (lots of butter? fatass)

lid is ok though to steam the top

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ME THOUGHT DUMP WAS OVERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22715523
plz respond

>>22715379

You’re too late. Don’t do it.

how could amazon ever get broken up? how would that be possible if they did nothing wrong?

>>22715977
why buy in now instead of 3 weeks ago when Cohen jumped in

>>22716013
they AWS legit has no business being part of they business

>>22716014
who?

I turned on CNN yesterday and Nancy wants to shit down the government lol Shouldn’t she at least wait for an actual candidate to be selected before this caliber of shit fit

>>22715913
I like the cat

market crash cancelled

>>22715610
lmao water is life? science is real? wtf does that even mean

>>22715694

>>22715904
You know what, if my QQQ returns come up + today, I’m going to try steak that way.

>>22715994
>pan is hot enough that droplets of water on your pan glides instead of boiling straight off
>just use a pan heated to 400* bro
>your eggs won't turn into cookies

spoiler alert: horse and DPHC both 50 by the end of October

>>22716029
Peoples buying habits are definitely reshaped forever I agree. My stupid parents buy one or two things on amazon every day now. What a waste.

wheres my AAPL drop yesterdays algo pump made no sense

>>22716039
Cheaper steak I think tastes better medium. I never had a steak cooked more well done than medium though.

>>22715281
I feel sad for Amerimutts who still have to pay exorbitant fees to the banking jew.

here in Pajeet land, I can transfer practically any amount to any account with my mobile phone for literally free.

Money is just numbers on a screen. If all banks agree, shifting money from one account to another is simply copy-pasting a string of numbers.

>>22716021
ngmi if you've ignored all the GME DD over the past 3 weeks

Is NKLA finally going to 0? I want to buy puts again and redeem myself. I should have held.

BUY HD
>THIS IS NOT A WARNING
BUY HD
>THIS IS NOT A WARNING
BUY HD
>THIS IS NOT A WARNING
BUY HD
>THIS IS NOT A WARNING
BUY HD
>THIS IS NOT A WARNING
BUY HD
>THIS IS NOT A WARNING

futures dumping, i took my AAPL profits while i could get them. i don't trust this for shit. im going back to day trading, i'll take +300 when i was down over -$1500 any day, don't feel like dealing with that again.

>>22716071
Are you implying banking is complicated and expensive in America? Because it’s not.

>>22715565

>people writing covered calls were also idiots

Nah. I’ve collected over $2/share in premiums over the past month, and never had shares called away. If my shares get called away Friday at $14, I’m fine with it because my planned exit was $15 anyway.

>>22716036
me talkied to bunch of buisness owners yesterday who work with shipping

they all said they buisness 3x more than usually
said everyone being cooped up have made themy online shopping frenzy

O_O

>>22716043
the eggs only stay there less than a minute bro. It won't be brown, though sometimes I do like to overcook sunny side up eggs a bit and have the edges brown and crispy

i cook on stainless or carbon steel, not teflon. The eggs would just stick unless the temperature is hot enough or you drown the egg in oil.

>>22716039
it's awful. i'll get medium at a restaurant i don't trust to prepare the steak properly but if i go to a steakhouse or similar i always get medium rare, with no sauce or anything just the steak itself.

>>22715429
>The US military backs the USD
>USD can't be exchanged for units of US military
>US military doesn't do jack shit when USD value is threatened
Yeah, bro. It's backed so hard by US military, like, big time.

>>22716105
the bottoms have to be thick as hell
i don't see how that could be good
also i don't have stainless/carbon i've got teflon or cast iron

>>22716029
-4% EOD

>>22716128
>”USD is worthless”
>us military bombs your house
>”give us $1000 USD or we will murder you”
>give them $1000 USD, they leave
Yea, the military backs the dollar. Try to prove me wrong

>>22716091
The risk here would be if it crabs at $13 and then dumps before expiration, right?

>>22716128
Backed by a military that hasn't won a war in 75 years.

get your pink wojack folder ready for todAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22716182
Don't bring that stupid shit here.

>>22716133
>cast iron
then you should know you have to preheat it, else it sticks even if it's seasoned cast iron
this is the basics of cooking a fried egg

why are you cooking fried eggs on low heat like it's a stew or something?

Muddy’s hit piece is out. Horse is safe

Tfw panic sold my gamestop calls for 60% loss yesterday....

Do i buy gme now?

>>22716204
Your right, my bad.

holyshit
GME is up 20% in pre market!?
how is this possible
i'm so glad i did not sell yesterday

>>22716223
Do we buy NNOX puts?

>>22716180

Then I’ll just keep selling calls against my shares. Right now my effective entry is below $5/share with the options premium I’ve collected.

>>22716253
Yep.

>>22716207
because it comes out delicious
everything comes out better using the minimum heat possible

>>22716264
Wait. It doesn't even have an options chain.

>>22716264
wtf is nnox... I'm going long WKHS now... it's down alot after all the FUD I spreaded.. kek

MY ID IS HUNK

MY HONEY WHERE U AT BABBY

How is the FTSE still up after this news

>>22716262
Volume is 1.45 million right now too
in fucking premarket

this is legit. I just hope it's not just a spike, and that it actually triggers a real squeeze.

STOP SELLING


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Euro indexes just dipped about 30min ago, what the fuck was that?

>>22716279
Nicely done. I fucked up and panic rebought my calls bringing my effective cost up pretty high, still in the green though and I learned for next time.

kek cohen probably shilled GME here to dump his bags on you morons.

>no!!! gme next amazon uwu!!!
wake up idiot

ITT
We LAUGH at the people that bashed GME two weeks ago
>b-b-but it's never going to happen
sure it isn't, buddy

>>22716341
U sure u dont wanna get buttfucked in ur pucci?

>>22716320

>NNOX is an Israel-based company that develops a digital X-Ray source enabling....

>>22716321
well i guess everyone has their preference
it's not like scrambled eggs don't come out a perfect golden color with high heat, as long as it's not on there for too long. It gets cooked instantly basically.

eat shit you fucking mongoloid shitbrain that thought wkhs was going to get the hit piece on it

>>22716347
Stop buying

>>22716339
>10pm closing for pubs
>ban on indoor team sports
>new weddings curbs
It's not the end of the world.

>>22716350
Keep your tin foil garbage for yourself.

>>22716341
I'm worried of it getting beat down at 9. I'm thinking I should wait to buy in. Or maybe 1k now 1k later

>>22716321
this, but quit using cast iron or else you can't get your tomatoes right

Threadly reminder that dividends are your frens. Soon as the market opens, I'm buying more KO, XOM, HAL and JNJ

>>22716350
He bought in the $4-5 range, at $6, and now at $8. COPE

>>22716174
>the US military mugged this anon for $1000 USD
cool story, bro

>>22716264
>>22716320
Be careful, NKLA ruined a few short positions through pure meme magic. Might be better off longing WKHS and all the SPACs that dumped on this guy's FUD campaign >>22716327

>>22715174
>lewd flat bussy exposed ready to be annihilated by IED-kun
Lol no what the fuck are you smoking anon

>>22716350
>dump bags
KEK

he bought more shares than ANYONE here at $8.63. My cost basis is much lower than that

I have about $800 to toss into something. I've been waiting for FNGU and TQQQ to find their bottom, which seems to be now-ish, but GME is starting to look pretty tasty if this spike triggers a squeeze. Any recommendations?

>>22716223
BUY THE DIP

>>22716378
Kys, I’m buying HD, UNH, PEP and JPM. My boomer stocks are objectively superior to yours

>>22716349

I know I’m in the minority on here, in that I don’t go long weekly OTM calls or anything like that. I like to identify a stock that I think could move, pick my entry and exit points, and then sell covered calls that get me out at my predetermined exit. It works especially well in volatile stocks like GME because the options premiums are so high.

>>22715519

>>22715158
Denver is the only option this morning

>>22716348
american opening incomming (dumping commence)
it has been like this since the start of september

>>22716403
>but GME is starting to look pretty tasty if this spike triggers a squeeze.
i can't believe your retard mentality
why do you decide to buy GME now when it was $6 just a couple weeks ago

>>22716327
Stop spreading horsie FUD, it's rude.

What does FUD mean?

>>22716375
Also the acid in tomatoes will fuck up your cast iron seasoning very quickly and you will be sad. Same with fresh hot peppers

>>22715610
>Women's human rights are rights
>We black all lives are matter immigrants
>Climate change is not a hoax
>Water science is life Israel [sic]
What did they mean by this

>>22715641
At 45 she is still a sweet looking dumpling

>>22716431
Because it still has potential to go to $12 or $20+ and make me some money? Up is up, green is green. Just looking for suggestions, it's fine if I missed the GME boat

Becky always wins.

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAA BABYYYYYYYY. IM. GONNA. COOOOO OOOOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

Is now a good time to into NASDAQ index?

>"It's going up!"
>"No it's going down!"
>literally these are the only two options and one of them has to be right
>the one who is right is going to be smug as fuck saying "see i told you i told you!"

i hate this, none of you actually know anything

>>22716434
It means Flurk Umore Dnewfag

>>22716375
i don't do tomatoes in there because of the seasoning
i hardly ever clean the thing at all i mostly just wipe off anything large

>>22716425
based and mile high pilled

>>22716431
LITERAALLY GO FUCK YOURSELF, STOP ASKING WHY PEOPLE DIDNT BUY IT, ITS A SHIT COMPANY THAT NOBODY BELIEVED IN THAT IS WHY.

YOU GUYS JEPT GOING ON ABOUT SHORT SQUEEZE THAT S3EMED TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE ITS FUCKING GAMESTOP GOD DAMN.

>>22716434
Fear, uncertainty and doubt.

It's basically the usual state of mind of every retarded WKHS shareholder

>>22716462

Don’t buy here. Anything over 10 is too high an entry point.

>>22716505
>he didn't get wkhs below $15

cope.

>>22716462
go for it but don't panic sell on the next pullback like some retards did yesterday, be clear to your price target

RIP to the retards who sold at the first dip after Q2

>>22716505
You misspelled every LOW shareholder

>>22716520
I do.. made 700 bucks on WKHS today

>>22715464
I literally caught right at the bottom and sold just now.

>>22716513
Yeah, buy puts. Get fucked by IV instead!

>>22716499
fuck lol i guess we sounded delusional with the short squeeze and i admit that, but everyone was comfy and holding it because it was a value pick priced at bankruptcy which wasn't actually going bankrupt anytime soon because short seller algos can't recognize Gamestop's cyclical nature. The short squeeze was just a "what if?"
the DD made sense even without a short squeeze

>>22716524
>>22716513
Yeah I would definitely wait until after this spike inevitably sells off a bit. Still seems like a gamble but at least it has a better chance than some dumb EV stock

Any other recommendations? I dumped a good bit into UPS yesterday, hoping their next earnings report blows shit out of the water but otherwise I'm kind of stuck on what to get

We are going red today aren’t we boys? Buy high sell low

>>22716566
>everyone was comfy holding it
still am, riding this puppy to 15

>>22716403
NASDAQ hasn't retraced to any meaningful monthly moving average. We're still close to two standard deviations above the 20 month simple moving average. Sure we can pump from here because of NASDAQ retard strength, but buyer beware.

>tech still green
Stop cockteasing me and dump already

>>22716577

>stuck on what to get
Because everything is still overpriced. We need another 10%-15% pullback.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GME IS PUMPING

>>22715913
Ratposting is based

>>22716582
see: >>22716086

being at 109 when it got down to 103 felt fucking horrible but im glad i didn't panic sell at a loss, but im not gonna take chances today

Im extremely tempted to go 100% on GME but part of me still screams that ill get bogged the second i go in

made 200k off chainlink, basically by accident. are there any resources that’ll actually prepare me to trade. i want to see my money grow.

>>22716431
It's ok to catch part of the wave. I wouldn't buy the open though, probably the afternoon with a tight stop loss in case it's over.
This is at least a month sooner than I thought we'd be here, for what it's worth. There's a whole console cycle just barely getting started.

>>22716626

I got bogged last time on the pre market pump. It will dump mid day as always. Scoop it up then

gme up or down at open?

>DXY climbing

uh oh

>>22716628
Livetraders and ziptrader on YT

>>22716657
Up

>>22716657
Yes.

>>22716667

>hello bogs?
>activate the printer

>>22716577
no one knows what will happen with this spike, it could dump immediately or it could keep rallying as short sellers panic and cover.

My friend almost FOMO'd in at $7.80 but ultimately didn't last week because it was going "parabolic", then on the first big dip to as low as $8.38 he pussied out and didn't buy the dip. Now I'm just making fun of him with his horrible psychology, i might have to treat him a meal or drink after this is done just to make him feel better. He was the one who got me into stocks in the first place after all (but he's not making any profits KEK even after 2 years)

>>22716600
double dubs knows. I figured it was still a fairly dicey time to buy into triple leveraged stuff, maybe it'll come down a bit more this week.

>>22716614
Everything? I mean there's stuff like NAIL which hasn't gotten back to January levels yet but I know the housing sector is kind of fugged

>>22715641
>>22716451

>>22716611
I want tech to dump and oil/energy to pump to dab on faggot zoomers already

>>22716696

Good Morning!

Today is Battery day, means it’s your last chance to get TSLA at ~$430 until it blows up again and splits 10 to 1

Return to the mean
What does this mean for us? It means we’re fucking returning to the mean. Clearly by this picture, the mean for the US markets, commonly indexed by the s&p500, is about 500. Which means we have another 2700 points to dump on the S&P before we return to the mean.
Remember, markets don’t stay above their mean for very long. It’s gonna be a long road down and highly recommend selling everything now before it gets ugly and you’re staring at a big fat -95% in a few weeks

>>22716729

Saved

>>22716747
You have to adjust for sales/earnings/inflation.

>>22716747
you're a fucking retard that can't even understand basic graph visuals or scales
go back to eating shit fucking retard piece of shit idiot

>>22716747
so GOOG will be worth 70$/share ?

>>22716734
>More vague promises of pie in the sky future prospects
OMG I'm all in!

>>22716747
Zoom in

>>22716790
Were all gonn be rich!

>>22716626
honestly i did get bogged. I bought before Q2 and averaged up too damn hard above $7, then got hit by the -15% dip through Q2. Didn't give a shit though since the play was always that we'd breakeven or make a small profit by Christmas because it was already priced at bankruptcy.

who sold at the bottom after Q2 though? I know one of you has got to be that retarded even when the book value was at least $5 already after debt

>>22716774
No
>>22716783
Ok, fucking TRY to justify the S&P going up 1000 points in a year when it took decades to hit 1000 in the first place >>22716790
less than that my friend
>>22716796
Short term means nothing to me

>>22716722

I mean, if you’re buying 3x leveraged sector ETFs, I’m probably not the guy to give you advice

NoNoNONOOOO
Apple why. WHy do you keep going upppppp.

>>22716747
hurr durr

>>22716734
>he hasn't sold the news
F

>every red day, Russell gets hit hardest
>on green days, climbs the least
When will the Russell stop being so hated?

>>22715234
Might be a good day to grab a mining stock or two

>>22716824
1000$ in the 90's had much more buying power then 1000$ today, consider this

Bought PLAY. Annalist have it pegged at upper 20's - 30.

>>22716862

>why are small companies underperforming in the current market conditions

Go outside and walk around. It’s good for you, and you might learn something.

Have you pledged allegiance to the three kings yet?

>>22716875
>teehee I gained 6 million dollars on my zoom stock
>usd goes down 6 million
What the fuck are you guys gaining? Bear markets are extremely bullish for the economy

>>22716734

Literally a snake oil salesmen

>>22716875

Did it really though?

>>22715142
I actually think it's pretty neat, most of the people I know want to get one simply because it's so damn noticeable. It's not like people buy trucks to do manual labor anyway.

>>22716906
fuck somebody needs to check if christian bale will tweet again about gamestop, he deleted his other tweet like immediately

What are the odd that the gov market manipulators can salvage this?

Who wants to show off their BIG BRAIN and predict today?
>Despite the large amount of uncertainty

Is sdow a buy?

post your favorite stableshare! for me it’s gotta be BORR or CXDC

holy shit buying NNOX RIGHT NOW

>>22716876
PLAY insiders dumped their shares 2 days before announcing that layoffs and possible bankruptcy might be coming.

>>22716824
>justify the S&P going up 1000 points in a year when it took decades to hit 1000 in the first place
yea just fucking shoot yourself for being this dumb thanks

>>22716876
I dumped those bags long ago. Enjoy your eternal crab ride bro.

oh god... i'm gonna... i'm gonna...

>>22716965
What's up with all this lawsuit news I'm finding on nnox?

I said Michael Burry at a hotel lobby in Vegas last year and I called him Christian Bale to his face which visibly upset him. Of course I wasn't scared as I'm much taller and more fit than the shorter and flabbier Burry.

>>22716936
what did he tweet?

>>22716999
see >>22716223

/coffeegang/ where ya at? good morning

>>22716965
>The complaint filed in this class action alleges that throughout the Class Period, Defendants made materially false and/or misleading statements, as well as failed to disclose material adverse facts about the Company’s business, operations, and prospects. Specifically, Defendants failed to disclose to investors that: (1) Nano-X’s commercial agreements and its customers were fabricated; (2) Nano-X’s statements regarding its novel Nanox System were misleading as the Company never provided data comparing its images with images from competitors machines; (3) Nano-X’s submission to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) admitted the Nanox System was not original; and (4) as a result of the foregoing, Defendants’ positive statements about the Company’s business, operations, and prospects were materially misleading and/or lacked a reasonable basis.
uhhh

>>22716937
>betting against QQQ

>>22716505
>every retarded WKHS shareholder
including me desu

>>22716824
>Ok, fucking TRY to justify the S&P going up 1000 points in a year when it took decades to hit 1000 in the first place
DURRRRR

>>22716981
See, you can’t justify it. Markets should gain 10% a year, not double every couple years.

>>22717013
>>22715640

>>22716999
Just like NKLA it was a scam

>>22717000
Checked

>>22717031
to be fair it's been having a pretty terrible couple of weeks.

>>22717049
Wow it just dropped from 29.5 at 7:30 to 23.5 now.

>>22717041
when revenues double in a year, why wouldn't stock price also go double??
See TSM
their yields are EVEN better with 5nm than 7nm. Their earnings are going to be huge soon and I want GME to fucking squeeze so I can get out and buy back TSM

When hormels you make money during a crises you begin to understand the value in hungry man dinners or T.V dinners. I've made decent capital during these troubling times and had sexual intercourse with a few prostitutes. The fartest I ever went with any of them was the one time I paid a white girl to poop on the bathroom floor and allow me to nibble on it. I asked her if it was ok if she could soccer kick me on the side of my ribs while I did this so that I may earn every tasty morsel.

man I'm so glad I stopped just mindlessly calling GME shills troglodytes because
>lol gamestop
and actually read up on the DD... ty based shills

>>22716600
what the hell happened to the volume after jan 2020? how could it be pumping with such little volume?

>>22717041

carona virus fears are subsiding on the news that the economy is still strong.

Would sdow debit spreads be smart today or is it going to make most of its gains in the morning?

>>22717060
its been awesome couple of weeks of scooping up cheapies QQQ

>>22717095
>>22717095
>>22717095
New

who else is shorting the shit out of TSLA today?

>>22717076
That’s what makes this funny. Someone posted a picture of WallStreetBets and those absolute troglodyte mouth breathing morons were spewing the nonsense you see here, muh digital gaming muh blockbuster.. Easy money

>>22717076
kek i know right, i was also incredibly skeptical as well because it's fucking GAMESTOP.
I can't believe I almost let my hate of Gamestop stop me from making massive gains

>>22717088
my fears are subsiding as I finally get your mom to agree to an abortion

>>22716855
you're an idiot. you are just proving the point that shit is going down. look at the image you posted. GDP stagnated in 1991 look up the early 1990s recession. 2001 was the dot com crash. 2008 is obvious. go check how the market behaved during those years. look at how steep the drop in GDP is in 2020, how do you think the market is going to keep pumping. absolute retard

>>22717084
Seems to be a bug. Volume is up in 2020.

>>22716965
If you knew about MRI machines you'd see this and see scam.

>>22715334
same camee said about precious metal and ye they were replaced with printed money for normal trades

>>22716600
i gambled on a dump with 20 puts and am losing big time right now

Save my puts jpow