/biz/ - Business & Finance

hm you lost?

>>22625519
Details op, what have you clicked on that you shouldn’t have

Its just a bug. Log out try again

>>22625519
how much you have in there?
Kleros Jurors ASSEMBLE!!!

>>22625554
>>22625546

I don't even know. I didn't use my computer except to play Wasteland 3 yesterday and I just came home and everything was gone. This is so shitty man. I'm a poorfag too it took me forever to build my stacks.

>>22625562
It's not a bug. It shows up that someone transferred everything on etherscan.

>>22625571
Like $5000 or something like that. Not a big deal I guess but it was a lot to me. I'm going to be stuck waging forever

>>22625519
Oh no that's an awful story. Post your Eth address and we'll all send you loads of free money. I prob have about 5k Link you can have. Is this enough?

>>22625616
im not asking for handouts i just wanted to air my grievances

>>22625519
how do people get hacked? Are you not using an authenticator?

>>22625669
I literally have no clue how I got hacked. I pretty much only use that computer for crypto and video games.

>>22625572
Where did you keep your keys?

>>22625519
Post wallet or larp

>>22625572
What kind of wallet, where did you download it from?

>>22625683
text file on my computer. thats probably retarded isnt it. ive been doing this for a long time and never got hacked so maybe i got complacent

>>22625694
>>22625706
Metamask and here

https://etherscan.io/address/0x31aF59b6325240442fa980eFed10b22da138A84e

>>22625669
Metamask doesn't have that ability. If they get access to your metamask, they can transfer your funds. If you stay logged in, they don't even need your pw

>>22625683
This. You probably got robbed, not hacked.

>>22625669
Does metamask have 2fa?

>>22625519
Win 10? Kek thx for the Feedback

t. MS Sys Eng

>>22625725
>1,000,000 Ranjesh
Are you a scammer?

>>22625750
nah I just got an airdrop lmfao
At least they left me my Ranjeshcoin I guess

>>22625725
look like all your shit was sent to here

https://etherscan.io/address/0xaf6cb9bd5c99cda73f6bdd57b0273d2de584f45a#tokentxns

>>22625725
Op what operating system and browser, also any recent new downloads? Even something as innocuous as a cracked skin for your game

>>22625765
You will be rich, sir

>>22625708
>text file on my computer
>probably retarded

>>22625784
google chrome and Win10

No downloads except for coretemp which is legitimate

thanks guys for not being too mean about this, I'm actually really upset, rip

>>22625572
Do you pirate games?

>>22625708
>text file on my computer
sorry bro it's gone for good. learn from this and move on.

>>22625765
Run 3 differen't antivirus programs and make sure remote desktop is turned off. Uninstall any questionable browser plugins. Buy a ledger.

>>22625725
Ranjesh coin kek
Also the robber claimed your UNI and moved that first lol

>>22625708
Yeah this is probably where you fucked up.
Does anyone have access to your computer? (landlord, roommate, building staff?)
And do you leave your computer unlocked on a regular basis?
Who did you tell you were in crypto? This is what I would ask myself to narrow down the list of suspects.

>>22625820
I do not, I don't have torrenting software installed even

>>22625821
i don't even wanna do cryptocurrency anymore bros. at least i have my $1.50 BCH on exodus that i got sent for posting my titties.

>>22625838
Post titties

>>22625845
i am a very fat man not a girl

>>22625676
Do you pirate videogames?

>>22625865
Post them anyways

>>22625885
no
>>22625903

>>22625838
post your eth address and we will unironically send you money.

>>22625804
Thanks for info op, sorry to hear about your loss. Concerning as I see no obvious mistakes aside from the plain text seed word file

>>22625921
nice

i have my shit written down on pen and paper shoved deep in my closet

im sorry, but the lesson learned is priceless

Gonna drop a warning for you guys to be careful about what kind of URLs you click on /biz/. Some of sites they lead to have malware that may or may not leave you vulnerable.

>>22625921
You’re a good sport, anon. Sucks and my buddies tell me to be careful daily almost as if I’m being jinxed. Post a new address.

>>22625921
Did you try to claim your UNI on a sketchy site? Seems like something was going on with that potentially. Sorry to hear that OP.

have you clicked the bitcoin faucet link by chance which was spammed here for a while?

I'm fucking serious, I will send you free money if you post your address.

Probably was someone close to you since you didn’t download any shady shit.
Look at your chrome history anon, anything suspicious?

>>22625999
Trips of truth, I will send you what I’m farming.

thoughts on trezor vs ledger for hardware wallets? Might as well get one since I'm holding onto uni now.

>>22625999
>>22626024
Okay, I'll make a new wallet. Thank you guys... one second.

>>22626034
Either are good. Trezor is a bit more vulnerable if someone has physical access to it, but they are both pretty secure

>>22626060
At least look through your chrome history and let us know if there is some shady site you browsed that caused this so other anons can be safe.

>>22625519
>Metamask
Thats what you get for trusting some no-name bullshit scam with your tokies.

>>22625519
If you send me 10 eth I'll send you 100 back

>>22625921
Bro I no this sounds crazy, start an onlyfans and troll the shit out of people. You will easily make this back.

>>22625519
Posting from my pc, man this shit fucking sucks for fucks sakes. I don't even care anymore but if anyone is willing to help out then that'd be great even if its just gas to cash out that UNI then i'd really appreciate it from you anons 0x9efa3dd160daa4de237285aa015a7305e8456c19

>>22626078
No, really. I swear to god there's no shady shit on there. I would tell you guys, you guys have been great to me.

>>22625999
>>22625986
>>22626024
0x1f18913513FF381D9AFA4dC6221C837d5374993a

Thanks so much anyone who comes through. I have secured this one by only keeping a paper and pencil record and putting that in my wallet.

>>22626174
lmfao

>>22626174
This isn't me by the way. Don't send money to this lil boy lolo

>>22626186
make sure to add a uni wallet to your new metamask fren

this makes me anxious as fuck, since I also use metamask, win10 and I also use torrents.

I think I'll buy a cheap chromebook now that I will use only for crypto

>>22626221
How do I add Uni to Exodus? Should I use something other than Exodus?

>>22626060
make sure to use your phone. I think your computer might have a rat on it or something.

that 0 BART transaction looks interesting, metamask allows you to send zero tokens and the default is also zero tokens. I've made the mistake of sending myself zero tokens many times using metamask. I think this points to some remote access trojan being on your computer.

Make a wallet on your phone and send me the address. I'll pay you all the BAT I've saved up NEETing, should be enough to buy yourself a trezor wallet.

>>22626233
if it's like metamask, i'd assume just copy the token address and add it since it's erc20

>>22626233
Once you confirm that you're not using your computer as a wallet I'm going to send.

>>22626229
Just get a hardware wallet. It is nice because you can carry it in your pocket and trade anywhere with a pc without putting in your seed phrase

>>22626229
>>22626234
Yeah, I've created one on my phone. I posted it and have BAT enabled. Also shout out to the anon who sent me 3 ethereum. That makes me want to fucking cry. You guys are so amazing

>>22626186

Sent

>>22626233
from a quick google;
"On the right side of the page, you'll find the Tokens section. Click on the double-down arrows to reveal all the ERC20 token balances held at your address: If the token you want to send doesn't show up in the token section, you'll need to add it manually, so click +Custom Tokens."

>>22625519
>keeps seed phrase in a unencrypted txt file on his computer
>using Wangblows 10

Anon...I...

Theres really three possibilities, one someone with physical access to yr computer found the seed. Two, you have a RAT (remote administration tool) a haxxor put on yr shit. Three, you clicked the wrong address in the search somehow and got phished.

>>22626265
you've get 50 UNI waiting for you too my friend! if if i wasn't facing eviction at the end of the month i'd gladly have send more

thanks a lot anons I will give you guys back once I make it 0x7678c026124F2505d9a1F3d66d112285004be7d1

>>22626268

Actually sent 3 eth.

>>22626319
Thank you so much. You are amazing man. Is there anything I can do? For anyone else who gave too, is there anything I can do for any of you?

>>22626265
sent you some bat. now buy a hardware wallet and transfer everything there.

>>22626290
fuck off pajeet beggar. you didn't get hacked

>>22626331

Make it

>>22626348
Absolutely. Thank you so much.

>>22626331
you don't need to pay me back. I literally spent zero effort getting the money, and you deserve it. I've gotten som much from that UNI

>>22626360
>>22626363
>>22626289
Thank you so much guys, I love you guys

>>22626363
fuck got cut off

I've made enough already from that UNI shit (even though I only had 1 account). Still holding half of it, so I don't need you to give me back money or anything.

>>22626331
when you make it, pay it forward.

>>22626381
>>22626377
I dream of having enough to give back to the community that's provided for me =)

>>22626373
Get a trezor. I've been using it for quite a while, no problems. Go on their website and buy it now. I've given you enough money to get one, now do it!

>>22626388
yeah the only thing I want is for you to pay it forwards. I got some money from here too, and now I'm paying it forwards. When you make it help the next guy who gets hacked.

FOR ONCE BIZ ANONS ARE NICE
See op? Now theres only 4k left to recover, use this money wisely

Good luck bro, we all gonna make it soon

>>22626290
This entire thread smells like pajeet

>>22626290
Beggar scum.

>>22625519
sent 500 STA and 100 XIO. It's not much, but keep them there until they will eventually moon.

>>22626331
Spent half a day farmi

i dont keep my seed on my computer only physical, whats the chance of getting my sstash taken?

>>22626427
That specific post WAS a pajeet, but the rest is not. Have you ever known a pajeet to give away money to someone in need?

>>22626440
Got cut off
>>22626331
Spent half a day farming the gains I sent, need gas myself so I split it with you. I think we can all appreciate more man titties.

>>22626455
If you get a RAT or someone has access to your computer, you are fucked. Just spend the $30 on a hw wallet and connect it to metamask

>>22626438
>>22626440
>>22626476
Just ordered a trezor. Thanks guys.
I still have gas in my Metamask wallet. Send address and I'll try to send some over. I have like $7 lol

Mate you can check queryfi.
A new low cap defi gem.
Queryfi monitising query platform and making sure users get rewarded Qfi tokens for their efforts in giving quality answers to queries.
Sale starts next week
Only $480k market cap at the time of launch.
This could be easy 5x imo.
Team will provide 40% liquidity on uniswap listing.
Looks a good flip to me
Telegram : queryfi

>>22626531
Haha, fuck you.

>>22626521
Just transfer the rest of the ETH to your exodus account. Keep the $5.

>>22626531
I don't want to get scammed again >>22626476
Thanks for helping a fat retard guys.

Based 3 ethereum fag

>>22625519
Honestly thank you guys so much for this tonight. When I realized my shit got hacked my heart dropped so hard. And it wasn't the cholesterol either. But now I'm feeling so much better because of your guys' kindness. Sorry for the gayposting.

>>22626586
Brings a tear to my eye.

>>22626597

Thanks, anon. Just thought I'd pass it along.

Gonna pat myself on the back here for not mentioning who I am too. God I'm such a good guy

>>22626653
In a good way I hope. I'm working on losing weight. It's gone pretty well the past couple months.

>>22626663
You're the best man. Thank you so much. Idk who you are but you are a good guy <3

>>22626476
I'm curious, how did you farm those UNI?

>>22626186
fuck you and yr scam currynigger

posting in wholesome bread i wish one day i'll have enough to give out by the thousands on here

>>22626747
I proved I got hacked. I really didn't intend to ask for handouts but people were just that kind.

>>22626703
Not uni guy, yfv. Converted it to eth since i figured it’ll be a burden to send him yfv then have to spend gas to convert.

>>22626798
Should I farm YFV? Can I even?

cue the incessant beggars. fuck anyone who gives this guy money. if you keep this up the board is doomed

>>22626881
I didn't even ask for handouts

>>22625519
/biz/ you're alright

>>22626881
stop being a retard, OP did not ask anyone to send anything

>>22626846
Probably won’t be worth it for you anon. I’m using a god amount of link. Even 1-2k link would be somewhat difficult.

>>22626942
Yeah, probably not. Holy moly. Well still, thank you so much man

>>22626889
>>22626937

>my wallet is drained, woe is me
>oh thank you kind anon. this is truly unexpected

Lurker here. Good on you biz for helping a fren in need.

>>22627101
I for real didn't expect this I just expected to get made fun of

>>22625708

Probably someone you know did it.

Buy a fucking ledger now please, it really helps and after setup with metamask all you have to do is press confirm transaction on the ledger, so no person without access to your physical ledger will be able to steal your bitcoins.

>>22627190
I did. Thank you so much for the tip. I ordered a trezor

i fucking love this board

>>22627263
Me too. This was so fucking amazing.

>>22627235
Thanks, ordered a paper wallet card. Will show proof on both sides

>>22627289
hope you make it brother

btw pnk isn't actually a pajeet scam that's just us having fun i suggest you buy immediately while it's still low sirs

>>22627289
I would recommend something like this as well, to store your seed in non digital format as a backup when the Trezor eventually fails because it is an electronic. Use both of these, Trezor is a great hardware device and steel is a good option to protect from a piece of paper getting damaged in storage. Hide the steel and only bring it out when your Trezor bricks.

https://www.amazon.com/Cobo-Tablet-Storage-Compatible-Supports/dp/B07RZW8CWY/ref=pd_sbs_469_1/143-7993876-3465639?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B07RZW8CWY&pd_rd_r=7a9a6d6f-b2ff-4600-9f8f-c462fca444ba&pd_rd_w=vzJoC&pd_rd_wg=rZl2s&pf_rd_p=703f3758-d945-4136-8df6-a43d19d750d1&pf_rd_r=056Y34G9GDR5EZX1FJHF&psc=1&refRID=056Y34G9GDR5EZX1FJHF

>>22627393
Personally I wrote down my seed phrase for a MEW on the thickest paper I could find and then used transparent acrylic paint to seal it from water damage and stuck it inside a fireproof box. if it's ever worth more than 50k ill prob get a bank box though

Second day in a row /biz/ did a good deed...

>>22626278
wintoddlers btfo

>>22627469
what should i use? linux?

i got peeled today too fren.
but i got peeled by coinbase itself.
i converted out of uni to link on cb app at work.
and they cancelled my transaction.
it was at 2:11pm eastcoast.
3 minutes before the ath.
now i am locked out of my cb app entirely and have almost 10k unis that i cant touch until they figure out wtf is going on.

i just wanted the linkies..
dont care about the loss/gains.
i was going for the link.

fuck coinbase.
reported to fbi.

>>22626756
you didnt prove shit. you couldve just transferred the tokens to a wallet you own and say you got haxxorred.

>>22627501
yes, unironically use a linux or mac. if not fulltime make a separate partition just for trading and split money across wallets (if you have a lot, otherwise fuck eth fees). exchanges have cold wallets and hot wallets for a reason.

>>22627581
bro weird shit is going on today.
i got peeled by the fucking coinbase.
the anon is probably telling the truth.

look at my shit..
converted 3 minutes before ath.
conversion complete..
see popup window "you successfully converted xxx uni for xxx link... even shows in the transaction history.
uni starts dumping...
"we canceled your conversion..."
coinbase support bot ai
"conversions are immediate, can not be cancelled".

fuck coinbase. fuck binance.
i am tempted to try coin fucking metro at this point.

/biz/ actually being kind for once? What the fuck?

>>22627652
it happens sometimes but only if the OP isn't a faggot

Is a hardware wallet worth it guys? I'm thinking of buying one but don't know if it's worth it with only about $1k worth of crypto.

>>22627683
After this I'd say yes absolutely

>>22627015
kek 100% this. Then have a friend comment or switch VPNs. "look i proved I got hacked! Heres the transfer from one wallet to another!" probably doesnt even own either wallet and had a fresh one setup up to beg. Dont send money to addresses on this board newfags

>>22625921
Based

>>22627628
Get fucked scamming nigger, rope yrself

>>22627683
I have over 100k in crypto (not much I know) but I only use paper wallets. never been hacked.

>>22625708
>text file
Bro I'm new to crypto and also a notoriously lazy bastard. But even I know not to store my crypto info on my computer. Never know what tiny little program could steal that info somehow. I even keep an extra copy of my passwords in my car (abbreviated labels of course, and no usernames/emails in sight)
Maybe it's that I'm so lazy that trying to re-earn that money would be soul crushing. Sorry anon. You'll wage your way back up eventually or something.

>>22627742
Yeah, in retrospect that was fucking retarded. I guess I just got cocky cause in a couple years of doing this I never got cocky

>>22625725
Okay, maybe I'm just a retard, but:
>0 Ether transferred
>0 Ether
>0 Ether
>0.16 Ether
>0 Ether
I thought you said that you just lost 5k.
I don't get it.
It's a troll, right? Look at these coin names:
>Ranjesh Coin
>BART
This is literally a larp

I got goxxed back in 2013 and am super careful.
Text file is fine niggers just get creative, scramble that shit and add some numbers here and there, no hacker is going to read your college essay and decipher the jibberish text in the middle.

>>22626331

Just post us an image with sharpie in your pooper and you'll be square with /biz/.

>>22627802
Nah it was more like $4k in actuality. And you can't see the ether value until you click on the txn hash. Then you see he took like 150 LINK and 400 UNI

>>22627802
uh, you seem to be completely retarded.
see image related, you can see OP did log in the other day, got his uni, and lost it today. transactions below that one are from over a month ago.

try to pay more attention before you make comments like a fool, friend.

>>22625519
You have anti-virus software on computer?

>>22628063
also, if you ever used another wallet on uniswap, you get to claim uni on that too.. like i switched from coinbase to metamask a long time ago. Haven't used my coinbase wallet in 8 months. Just claimed another 400 on it.

>>22628234
if you used the wallet before the september 1st snapshot, you should clarify.

>>22627802
OP is a larper.
and fat

>>22628271

>>22628195

>>22628212
Yeah, I do
>>22628234
I don't think I ever did. I'm pretty sure this was the only wallet I ever used. Unfortunate :(
>>22628271
fat yes larper no

>>22625726
Shut up newfag, you can connect ledger and trzor to metamask

>>22628305
Shit you got anti-virus running and still got hacked?
If he has anti-virus running...
Can we rule out bad downloads?
Can we rule out phishing sites?
Can we rule out clicking on bad links?

>>22628433
I can rule out bad downloads. And I'm fairly certain I can rule out phishing sites since the only recent crypto activity was me claiming my UNI which I really did receive. As for bad links... I'm not sure. I want to say so because I haven't been anywhere sketchy or anything like that.

This shit happened to me too, lost all my yfv

>>22628479
Were you also using MetaMask?

>>22628453
Anyone else has physical access to your computer recently that they could snoop around and got your metamask key in the text file?

>>22628491
No one in my house even knows what cryptocurrency is, though I guess they do know what Bitcoin is, if you asked them about "cryptocurrency" they'd say they didn't know.

Idk why folks holding thousands in crypro don't spend a few bucks for a trezor or other kind hardware wallet

>>22625519
hey fren I sincerely hope you rebuild it ASAP. Being hacked sucks but you already got the experience. I didn't get hacked my lost all my money in a bad trade when I had 2k, now i'm sitting on only 400 UNIs which is basically my stack.

>>22628512
Fixed this and stopped being retarded thanks to some anons with great advice.
>>22628517
A lot of people were kind enough to send some money so I'm on a good start to recovering

>>22628488
I was using cb wallet, I just woke one day all my yfv was gone

THERE'S NO CLOSURE TO THIS I CANNOT SLEEP

This post just made me realise how shit metamask is and delete it

Not even a password to enter when sending out crypto?? Wtf fuck metamask

>>22628600
What closure are you looking for?

>>22628629
like how did you get hacked when you did absolutely nothing? can happen to anyone just like that??

Some folk were posting a Uniswap link that was not the "official" one m united after release. They claimed the devs posted in twitter (didn't verify)

Did you use that link anon?

>>22628665
Happened to me aswell, get yourself a fucking hardware wallet ASAP

>>22628665
It's really scary. I would just avoid using MetaMask maybe. Either way I now have a wallet with no digital storage of keys, on a different device, with 2FA, keycode and fingerprint.
I cannot for the fucking life of me figure out how else this would happen.

>>22628665
He was fucking stupid enough to have the key saved in a text file on his pc. Literally how stupid do you have to be?

>>22628695
Also this. This is fucking retarded and idk what I was thinking.
>>22628676
I used the same Uniswap link I always have.

>>22628695
oh wait that's it? I read this part but didn't realize it's that, like OP doesn't have any PC protection of sort for him to get hacked like that?

>>22628754
I have antivirus and stuff, and I use a VPN

>>22628754
NOBODY can make his pc 100% hack proof. If a hacker REALLY wants to hack your pc he will find a way. That's why you never put your keys in a text file or why you should also never take a pic of your key to save on your pc

>>22628795
I learned the lesson the hard and expensive way.

>>22628195
interesting, i wonder if OP maybe got phished with a redirect website for the airdrop?

>>22628479
So you lost nothing then

>>22626642
You will bounce back from this anon. This thread though, damn. 4chan is the gutter of gutters, but even down here people are genuinely good deep inside

>>22626904
This. There is hope in the worl

>>22625593
You tried to claim your Uniswap airdrop, didn't you?
You clicked on one of the cloudfire links posted on the Twitter comments and connected Metamask, didn't you?
You fucked up boy, didn't you?

>>22625519
Were you using Google password autofill on the Metamask? If so, it was probably this that got hacked. Don't use autofill for crypto wallets

I have more than $3000 in crypto as of recently and this thread is going to make me buy a ledger nano s the minute I get home

>>22629181
It's this right?

This is what happened?

What do you do with your ledger recovery password lads, i have a 3 copies in 3 différent locations but i think a way to have a safe digital copy would be nice

>>22628897
i have the same thought. why anyone would mad skills superhaxxor into random computers to look for seeds etc just dont make sense, since OP doesnt seem retarded enough to blatantly scream that he has money in crypto. also never fucking tell people about crypto. if you already have, tell them you sold it all with a nice 20% or some bullshit. rumours spread like wildfire. member those basementdwellers that got tortured into giving up their btcs?

>>22629537
Only buy from Ledger, anon

To the people buying hardware wallets:
These things are rife with exploits and other problems and data leaks.

The true 100% safe solution is this.
1. Download Rufus
2. Install linux mint on a usb
3. Type into cmd (shutdown /s) and boot linux mint
4. Install veracrypt
5. Disconnect from the internet
6. Create a encrypted file container in veracrpyt
7. Create an address and save the private key and public key to a text file
8. Save the public key to a different text file
9. Save the encrypted file container and the public key only text file to your main drive
10. You can now deposit to a safe cold wallet

If you need to move funds re-boot up linux mint to get the private key

>>22629594
How stupid do you have to be to read through this thread and want to store your keys digitally after. Are you retarded anon?

Bros I... store my keys in a text file on my computer. If I haven't been robbed yet then it's unlikely that my wallet is compromised, right? Doubt that some hackers would be smart enough to sit on my keys and wait till I get richer

>>22629819
Probably :(

>>22629857
Create a new wallet asap and transfer your funds to the new adress, only write down your key on paper WITH A PEN. Dont save it as txt file, dont take a pic of it, dont let your phone camera/webcam see the key.

>>22629857
atleast write them down now, and delet anon. dont wanna go down op trail

Could something like this happen to me If I'm mac os user? Like, am I in more safer position than win10 users?

>>22629923
Depends, various Chrome and Firefox extensions are malware that can steal your keys which is probably what happened to OP.

>>22625519
things like this restore my faith in humanity. I sent someone 0.13eth for gas 2days ago and he claimed his unibux for 3.1eth and then he never got my stupid shitty $50 back :( This thread made it even

>>22629973
Damn, thats sad. We are gonna make it bruh

>>22630000
holy quads dont lie. Amen brother

>>22630011

>>22626668
Good job, nigga. If you sift through all the shit on /fit/ you can actually find some useful info.

Don't let this man's titties distract you from the fact that Statera is a vastly undervalued shitcoin that is destined for greatness.

>>22630000
At least you will anon

fucking pajeets always scamming people

>>22626034

Ledger is more secure than trezor but the exploit for trezor involves physically having the device and breaking it open – I like trezor's UI a bit better but ledger's is also pretty easy to use, this is from experience with the "basic" versions of both devices not the fancier ones with bluetooth and shit

>>22626257
>>22626229
if you get one of the more expensive models with bluetooth you can use your hardware wallet with any phone as well, and the best part is it doesn't even have to be your phone/computer (though obviously it should be) as the device you're attached to only gets access to the public address

>>22628613

metamask asks for pw periodically

but you're retarded if you don't connect to it using a HW wallet

>>22629537

make sure to only buy from ledger directly, counterfeit ledgers do exist

>>22629537
just use an airlocked pc.

>>22629923
yes, mac/linux are way more secure than windows

>>22630546
No it literally doesnt make a difference, there are programs designed to steal keys available for every os

I HAVE NO SHAME ANONS

Here's a better summary:

RottenSwap, a deflationary SushiSwap fork, with no dev fund so no Chef Nami rug pull.

>The main differences are:
1. no dev fund
2. The SUSHI is rotten. Every transfer, 2.5% of the amount is burnt and transformed into MAGGOT tokens. The MAGGOT tokens are valueless since they are highly inflationary, but the rotten sushi (ROT) is expected to go up in value as the supply is highly deflationary.

>What is the governance?
Once enough rotten sushi (ROT) have been farmed so that a cheap attack is no longer possible, the ZombieChef contract ownership will be transferred to the governance contract. There is no ROT dev fund (no rug pull).

>What does the MAGGOT token do?
Nothing. It will be up to the governance to decide its purpose. RottenSwap is a random experiment with no purpose.

>When does the staking start?
it literally just started 30 mins ago. GET IN HERE.

https://twitter.com/TheTimTempleton/status/1307043687554314240

www.dextools.io/app/uniswap/pair-explorer/0x5a265315520696299fa1ece0701c3a1ba961b888

app.uniswap.org/#/swap?inputCurrency=0xd04785c4d8195e4a54d9dec3a9043872875ae9e2

rottenswap.org/#/

t.me/rottenswap

Only 35 holder and 200k+ APY and 20k marketcap. A few eth is worth a gamble of an easy 10x if it pops off like any other foodswap.

Already 40 eth LIQUIDITY, only 30k TVL for ROT-ETH - YOU'RE EARLY.

Coingecko listing has been applied for

>>22630565
yes which is why you shouldn't keep keys on an unencrypted text file on your computer

>>22630565
Its way harder if you have a linux system

>>22630793
Not really though, the only difference is that windows hacks are way more prevalent because windows has a much bigger userbase than linux so it makes sense for hackers to spend more time cracking windows.

>>22630835
No, linux dists are way safer than windows due to the permission system built in linux, limiting most malware attacks to hacks that require privilege escalation, meanwhile 99% of Windows users are administrators

I think someone clicked this link


DO NOT OPEN THIS LINK:

https:// cloudflare-ipfs. com/ipfs/ Qmc3j4EZYVG69JTA11j5CeUAvjqWokNEHxb5TgKzJSiQbQ/#/swap

>>22625921
Dude awesome tits

Fuck you, you just transferred everything out yourself and are now trying to make gullible anons to gib you more crypto

>>22625519
Not your keys not your coins lmao

Reminds me of when i first got my trezor, i stupidly put my seed phrase into metamask and exodus and then doing so realized I can send without needing my trezor. Made a new wallet on trezor and transferred my funds and now im super /comfy/ about it. Have the seed phrase stamped on a titanium plate

>>22625708
>text file on my computer

shit like this is the reason crypto is going to zero, well one of hundreds of reasons really

>>22631487
this is so retarded
trezor? windows? Just stop being retarded and use qubes
Titanium plates really? did you stamp it yourself with your own tools?? Not your seedphrse anymore. Stupid.
Just write it in an old notebook for fucks sake

>>22625519
This is why I keep all my private keys safe on this laptop I found on the street, I keep it in a crate in the garden so that it's always secure and nobody can get to it

>>22631107
This link was posted by uniswap, even on leddit they share this link. I think the OP was done in by having his seed phrase stored in plaintext in his documents folder.
If you don't know where to store your eth, just use custodian...

>>22631929
Take pen to paper. Write the seed phrase down. Laminate it. Store it in a fireproof lock box. Hide it somewhere in your home. Done. Protected from all the elements.

>>22626186
Don't put it in your wallet for fucks sake. Hide that shit deep somewhere in your home

>>22630835
>>22630970

Both is true

Holy fuck save this thread, biz can be amazing sometimes... OP just remember what the anons did for you. Everyone else remember as well, just pay it forward sometimes. Especially if someone is asking for like 10 20 dollars for gas, because of failed transactions... Happened to me and people helped me. I ve helped people as well, nothing worse to have your wallet frozen and need to wait for fiat to crypto... We re all in the same shit together, we all wanna make it. Fuck pajeets though, biz and cryptospace in general would be a different place without them

>>22625519
Did this happen after the uni stuff. I think you need to do some crazy shit, just look into support.
Aparently it's related to withdraw to Binance or crypto.com

what are good antivirus/scanning programs?

>>22628328
He didn't haver a hardware wallet, nigger. If he did, he wouldn't have had money stolen. Hardware wallets don't use Authenticator app either, they have their own pin number

Some of you guys are allright.

>>22625708
Is your computer on windows or Linux. If it is windows, you problem isn't metamask, but windows.

I wonder if there are any 2017-18 fags here who store their LINK in a completely unsafe manner. Like I bet there is some link marine with a top 300 LINK wallet who puts all their passwords in txt file on their computer.

OP is an absolute brainlet

whats with /biz/ being nice as fuck lately
first there are dudes paying gas for others to claim UNI, now you have people throwing 3 eth at a fat retard who got hacked
maybe the real gains are the frens we make along the way after all

This is a very strange larp. What does it mean?

>>22633435
Don't think it is a larp, just a guy who got hacked. It has happened to me and many others before.

>>22633433
I love you fren, and I hope you make it

>>22626942
Got a link to where to start farming with Link? I might pull out 5K Link out of my stack to start farming.

wow this thread makes me truly realize we are all gonna make it. You guys are blessed for trusting anon and helping him out.

>>22626586
shit go, have a couple of beers on me anon here’s some tether

>>22633499
i hope everyone makes it fren even stinky linkies

I have the seed phrases on my phone with a CB wallet with 2fa and a bunch of random apps downloaded... if I buy ledger will that even matter anymore? Or would it be safe. This threads got me scared af

>>22629818
wtfi downloaded rufus and all my btc is gone?

>>22625708
>text file on my computer
You deserved it

>>22633827
Well your phone obviously isnt secure and is tied to you which your wallets are also? Are you retarded? You are not safe at all and in perhaps a more venerable position than OP

>>22625865
ahahahaa 4chan. You deliver.

SHOULD HAVE GOT A LEDGER RETARD

>>22633873
Yes OP's helping other brainlets out. So I would get all new seeds not tied to the old phone ones with a cold wallet right?

>>22631107
>>22632018

This link was posted by uniswap but I know 4-5 people who have been hacked since the uni airdropped and the only thing they have in common is connecting their wallet to that link. Be careful guys.

Did you use that link op?

>>22631142
WEAR A MASK!!!!!!

When I download Ledger live app should it be on a new phone?

>>22625519
how much $ worth of crypto did biztards give to OP?

dudes I'm back after abit of a hiatus from this board, between the absolute based anons here and uniswap gibs faith has been restored, biz you the real white pill.

>>22627111
God is good.

>>22625921
L000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000L

OP can the people you live with access your computer without a password? Are any of them into drugs or hang out with people who are? Unless you aren’t telling us about clicking a sketchy link, physical access is worth considering as the vulnerability.

>>22628305
>Yeah, I do
Have you done a full scan since this happened?

Any theories as to how OP was hacked?

i actually connected my trustwallet to the cloudfare link (posted on the uniswap twitter)
should i be worried and make a new wallet? what wallets do you recommend? argent?

>>22635420
I'm 100% sure it wasn't anything IRL.

>>22635464
I did an offline scan and it didn't turn up anything. Which doesn't mean nothing is there obviously but idk.

>>22628305
Do a full scan OP

>>22625997
Oh fuck I clicked that link.... Am I doomed? I didn’t download anything and I’m running a scan right now

>>22636427
Alright, starting it now. Thank you so much man. I really appreciate it.

Maybe you went to uniswap. com instead of .org
I’m pretty sure the former is a phishing scam

>>22627457
Don't rent a bank box, they aren't insured for losses and the bank can make use of your box at it's discretion.

>Hurr dyrrr crypto, decentralized
>In going to put my private key in a deposit box.
>The bank will never know!

>>22636547
I wasn't planning on using a bank box ever but damn those are some scary facts

>>22625519
reminder that companies market their products in a covert way nowadays. Hardware wallet companies paid for this thread to shill their wallets.

>>22633539
Yfv.fiance
Look for yfv on medium and do some reading on the project

>>22636481
I clicked it too, I already scanned my pc, im pretty worried right now.

missed out on that sweet uniswap airdrop? well its not to late fags, omisego started an airdrop too
you can enter here: omg-airdrop.io

>>22636881
I already got hacked once man :( Not cool

>>22636881
fuck you pajeet

>>22636925
Have you ever entered your 12 seed words on any website?

>>22636960
Never but I think that the unencrypted text file was enough. How did I get so cocky man. I feel so fucking retarded.

>>22636992
Where else did you put your seed words?

Well then.

>>22637085
Wait, we're they using your pc to mine bitcoin?

>>22637116
Appears to be the case.

>>22637139
I think there's more. You probably have a remote access trojan on your computer.

It's surprisingly easy to fool antiviruses. You can pay people on the darknet like $30 and they'll automatically try thousands of obfuscation techniques to fool all the antiviruses. You might have to do a clean install of Windows.

>>22637085
take a picture of your screen while holding a timestamp

>>22637248
Please don't make fun of my fat crab claws biz. I already posted titties

>>22637371
think he means the antivirus

>>22637371
This was a different ID cause I was posting from my phone. Now I'm back on my computer.
>>22637394

>>22637371
thats one sexy hand, i want to lick it.

>>22637470
your computer is probably fucked, would suggest just wiping the hard drive and reinstalling windows

>>22637525
yeah i guess i probably should. Fuck I'm so fucking sad about this shit

>>22637470
>>22637371
thanks for the confirmation mate.
i recommend running Manjaro / Mint / Pop_OS on a separate partition and doing crypto from there from now on

I dont believe you can get hacked if you aren't a retard, you had to have done something op.

>>22637594
Would a retard own 1,000,000 RanjeshCoin?

>>22637537
Check your downloads for sketchy files I guess if you want. Did you buy a new computer?

>>22637636
I mean was your computer new or was it an old one you bought used

>>22637537
read through https://rentry.co/fwt
for debloating windows

>>22637684
My computer is new, I got it Feb 2019.

>>22637720
you probably downloaded a trojan or osmehting

>>22637371
i already read through this thread but came back to it so see what had changed, ur an alright guy OP i think you remind me of that fat guy in game of thrones (the one that goes to the black watch or whatever) or like the fat kid from lord of the flies. Just somebody who is totally non threat that i cant help but feeling sorry for or wanting to be your friend in a weird way knowing that you dont have much else, i can see why people reached out to you because they feel the same way about you as i do. it just proves to me that biz is actually an alright place and even if i get hacked sometime too or never make it i still wont regret ever coming to this place or meeting all of you

>>22637777
You don't have to pity me or anything. Might not have much in the way of money but I have plenty of friends IRL and I'm not a lonely person. Thank you for your kind words though <3

>>22637763

I didn't see anything sketchy in downloads but I did find this funny picture so thanks.

>>22637825
Any clue how you got the trojan on your computer? There must be something you did? Sketchy porn site or suspicious website?

>>22638026
I briefly downloaded the Tor browser but didn't really use it much. Probably that to be honest. I don't look at porn.

>>22637085
what the fuck did you download
I know I download a bunch of illegal shit but never was so retarded as to not check if there was a virus on there

>>22638070
did you download tor from the official site or not...

>>22638165
Yes
>>22638135
I didn't download anythinglol

>>22626331
do you have venmo?

>>22638070
>I don't look at porn.
based. don't look at porn.

>>22638178
I think the jannies removed his ETH address. fuck jannies

>>22638178
I do but as nice as you guys have been to me, it has my IRL name on it and I'm kind of scared :( I have a very uncommon name.

>>22638215
rip. also yeah, I was a coomer at like 18 and since repaired myself.

>>22638178
I found out I can change the name on my venmo so I did but I'm not sure if it's still traceable.
I have a cashapp that's more anonymous I think.
I feel pretty bad though. I don't want you guys to think I am selfish or moneygrubbing because it really wasn't my intention to ask for money or anything

>>22638177
you HAVE to have downloaded something.
there is no other explanation
viruses don't just come out of thin air

Regarding hardware wallets, which is the one that can get firmware updates? The Trezor right? That post floating around about whichever one it is being more vulnerable seemed reasonable to me.
Any reason to not go with the other one?

>>22638310
have you ran anti-vrius software recently?
can you run it again now to see if it finds anything?
how about do a test...
create another metamask wallet, this time on a different browser, deposit like $10 worth of something into it, don't store key in text file, wait for a few days to see if hacker hack that account
after that store key in text file and see if hacker went for it
very curious about this

>>22638511
I've run multiple scans and posted some in this thread.
And I don't think that they would steal that because they did leave me like $14 worth of ETH and LINK in my other wallet.

>>22638562
the anti-virus software was running daily, right?
so you think this trojan virus just happened recently?

>>22638649
the bitcoin miner it discovered is dated Oct 19, 2019

>>22638667
what did you use to scan? gonna do one too

>>22638732
Avast, Malwarebytes, and Windows Security.

I keep thinking about losing that Uni. Which is retarded because it's the only thing I got that I didn't work for, I bought everything else.

>>22638789
is just numbers dude i sold mine at 3.50
no point in regret

>>22638859
yeah that's fair. i am not really as upset as i feel like i would've been if you told me "you will lose 4k due to reasons you do not understand" a week ago.

>>22638667
>https://etherscan.io/address/0x31aF59b6325240442fa980eFed10b22da138A84e
you said you didn't claim the UNI, right?
that means the hacker must have claimed it for you?
did you try to go to any website to claim the UNI?
looking at the your transaction history looks like this hack must have something to do with UNI.
if they had access to your metamask account long time ago they would have done it long time ago because you did have about 100+ LINK ($1000+) in your account, $1000 is good enough for hackers to spend time to steal.
can you confirm if you went to website to try to claim the UNI?

>>22625519
> A FUCKING BROWSER WALLET
guise, what is your problem? all schizo about securing your coins and you use this fucking WEB BROWSER shit. get fucket

>>22638934
I DID claim the uni, that was the last thing I did on that account. But I agree with what you said about it having something to do with uni, though I'm not really sure what could have possibly happened. I'm very sure that I used the correct website.

>>22639003
look back at your website history on the day you claim your uni
anything suspicious?

>>22625921
You are about the size of my boyfriend and I assume younger. He's been losing weight and he's a few years younger than me at 37. Don't wait until you are older to lose weight. He and I have both learned it takes a toll on your health at our ages. I lost 65lbs in a year and 20 more the next year. He's lost a bit but got lazy about eating well and ended up almost dead in the hospital.

I don't have extra crypto to send, but it's so nice to see everyone helping out! Good luck! (and I just bought some metal thing to punch my words out for my wallet.)