/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22624303
Yeah it’s a good investment but I wouldn’t pay $220 for one

>>22624337
I went on r/prostateplay and they said this was the best one to cum hands free

>>22624366
Damn. Really? Now you’ve got me interested..

>>22624303
just get a fucking aneros helix syn for like 1/10th of the price

you don't need a $200 vibe to assgasm you fucking retarded faggot. And youll feel very stupid when youre not able to. Get a cheap toy and focus more on getting the mood right and dressing up in cute clothes, lock your dick up and practice for a while idiot

how do you guys make sure your bum bum is all clear of poop before you ram $200 pieces of hardware up them?

yall niggas are gay

All u niggas gay as fuck. Go kill yourself degen faggots

>>22624431
high fibre diet, poop then enema. This is rookie stuff

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>>22624465
Dude it’s my ass and there’s nothing wrong with playing with it. You’re the real fags here being afraid of experimenting with your own body baka

get an aneros. cheaper and likely better experience. helix trident is pretty boss.

not even gay but the prostate is king.

>>22624303
lmao based biztards

This entire thread is guerilla advertising. Fuck off tranny faggot scum.

>>22624476
Or you just wash your ass and after you’re done just clean the toy, a little shit is nothing to be worried about

Yes.

gimme that 220$ and i can make a better massage in your little asshole :3

>>22624303
what's the difference between this overpriced kikery and a simple $35 double-ended vibrator.

>>22624640
Based.

>>22624525
it's a simulated penis in your ass

>needing a toy for pgasm
mindgasm.net is free

>>22624705
Dildo =/= Prostate massager

>>22624640
LMFAO
saved

>>22624303
>Is a prostate massager a good investment? I think $220 is a lot but it will give me endless hours of nonstop sissygasms.

I invested 35000$ in Safex four years ago, i sold it all yesterday and i got 350$

I like your idea anon, if i buy this i will still have 130$ left to reinvest into another shitcoin

I got a couple lelo toys. I think they are overpriced because they market them as luxury toys, but it's still money well spent. Diminishing returns and all that. I only buy glass, steel, and silicone for insertable toys and expect all but some of the internal battery powered ones to outlive me. Lelo, tantus, vixen, njoy, all solid brands. I tried a few vibrating wands but after the doxie I won't buy another. I got the full size, mini, and the weird butt one. Eroscillator looks and feels cheap but it's amazing, I'd rebuy if it ever croaks.
Sex is part of health and is very much an investment. It deepens the intimacy and pleasure with your partner and makes the relationship stronger. I'm no expert on prostate play but I think you'd get to an anal orgasm quicker with that njoy wand before you would with a vibrating plug. I've used it for g-spot stimulation and had it used on me for prostate and it was nothing short of breathtaking. Cuts my time to cum from a blowjob in half. Buying quality the first time means you are trying new toys less often too, so more discretionary budget to put in crypto.

>>22624303
There isn’t any return on investment unless you are streaming so I would say no.

>>22624303
I bought one that's quite big.
When I get really horny I stick it up my ass and make it vibrate hard and i cum so hard,

but after i cum ifeel disgusted and lol

but during it it feels rlly good, i recommend haha

>>22624640
>oh and before I finished my podcast I would be remiss if I didn't spend some time talking about an investment that I feel is worth its weight in gold
>prostate massagers
>because when you're investing in gold, you're making a very specific bet
>it's a bet that unending deficit spending and money printing is eventually going to have some bad consequences
>and this is a sensible bet I mean if it won't, then why don't we just print ten quadrillion dollars and make every American a millionaire? that's nuts!
>but that's the reality we live in, that's what the Keynesians believe, it's nuts
>and when reality is nuts what do you need? you're going to need to be a little nuts yourself, and more importantly to bust a few nuts yourself
>and that's why I think every gold investor should have one percent of their portfolios in prostate massagers
>because how else you gonna nut
>anyways that's all for now, bye

whats it feel like?

>>22625107
fapping in ur ass

>>22624640
Of course it's from /pmg/

>>22625107
It feels like getting a massage on a sore muscle.

>>22625107
like getting fucked in the ass

>>22624640
that thing looks huge wtf

Fucking bitch ass faggot niggers

>>22624757
can someone help me remember which talk this was? I really want to watch this in context (them talking about enterprise adoption or something)

>>22624525
I agree with you on this lmao. Since when is doing stuff to your OWN ass gay?

>>22624366
>the absolute state of this board
Disgusting

>>22624303
nigga you gay

based butthole pleasure thread

squatting 315lbs with a buttplug in is simply divine

>>22624740
whatever you have to tell yourself anon, faggot

>>22625150
>Imagine being so much of a closet homosexual you take offense at people playing with their ass
I’m more straight than you will ever be lol

>>22624640
You know what bothers me he most about this picture? Those 9999 gold coins just laying on the table out of their capsules.
When you see a scratch on the buffalo just remember it was because you had to show the world your butt plug.

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The absolute state of Biz. I knew this board was full of trannies but I am leaving for sure now. This is nothing like 2017 desu :(

>>22625432
i'm just bored anon. what else is there to do while link dumps?

based

>>22624303
Everyone else bought a PS5, why the fuck are you buying an ass dildo you degen