/biz/ - Business & Finance

>I sold 846 for 6 ETH
Am I retarded?

>>22609635
stop. fucking. crying.

>>22609635
YOU GOT IT FOR FREE NIGGER IT'S A GIFT WHAT THE FUCK NIGGER

>>22609627
smart money buying from poor pajeets and ps5 neets

>>22609635
Depends.

I sold 140 of my 400 to cover my recent losses in the last crash. I'm still comfy with 260 free UNI

Didn't you get the memo? It's like buying stock in FB it's first week. We're skipping $8 too

>>22609635
why would you sell the next store of value? why do you think bitcoin has value?

it's happening! everyone that sold at $2 gets the rope.

>>22609627
THIS COIN IS CHAD STEPPING

>short squeeze
o i m laffin

>>22609654
based

>sold at $3
>fomo’d back in at $4.30
>panic sold immediately after le dump
>fomo’d back in yet again at around $5
i’m still in profit, but my soul feels like it’s lost money that it will never recoup

behold, a pale horse.

https://youtu.be/8UdX84171LY

>tfw convinced some dude to sell his UNI for LINK yesterday
>tfw actually feel bad for him rn

Everyone wants $10

>>22609937
we'll meet him in the $9 waiting room. In the reverse direction of course.

>>22609999
Nice roll, creep. Uni at $24 soon.

>>22609700
>>22609988
>>22609999

this is going to BNB market cap.
its so obvious...

>>22609999
>>22610055
>>22609677
>>22609700


holy shit
>>22609988

Got 400 tokens today. Sold ~70%, kept 30%. Did I do it right bros?

I was going to sell at $2 but my transaction failed
I was going to sell at $5 but my transaction failed
I was going to sell at $7 but my transaction failed

THANK YOU based vitalik for force hodling me

>Earned a free 3 grand
wtf i love crypto now

>>22610252


easiest 3k of my life

>>22609999
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>22610252
>>22610265
>free $3k for clicking one button
nothing like this will ever happen again in our lifetime

IT JUST KEEPS GOING

>>22609999
CHECKED

$9 here we go! I haven't felt so good since the LINK mooning and I just went all in from LINK to UNI with my free 400 UNI. YAYAYAYAAYYAA

See >>22608084

uhhh we got rejected it seems

>>22609999
>>22609988
CHECKED.

>>22610600
NO NO NO IT WAS OUR TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah I literally just bought
man every single time I always make the worst decisions lmao

>>22610765
lamo

Don't worry, I'm really nervous too. It did just dump a little bit so if you bought at the bottom you'll be good.

>>22610765
what was your reasoning for buying when you did

>>22610870
yeah at least I didn’t get the absolute top
>>22610927
wasn’t looking at price action, just trying to get my transaction through uniswap

>>22610165
holy fuck

after months of seeing this picture and being disgusted like wtf thats a nasty as puzzy

i just realized it's a man with glasses bro

How high do you need to set slippage to sell right now?

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, trying to dump my 530k UNI..... will I make it be4 the dump guys?

>>22611054
guys my sell order is stuck... seriously. wtf do I do?

>>22609999
What a time to be alive

>>22611149
Why would you sell now? It's prolly going to pump to $10.

Also, how did you get 530k UNI's? Are you just flushed with cash or did you convert one of your coins?

>>22609700
Be careful
If you give them a free rope they might just sell it and start buying string when rope becomes too expensive

>>22609840
You are a true /biz/ trader

>/biz/ starts buying
>Shit dumps
Fucking knew it, glad I got out in time
I think I will buy back at 5.5 and swing it

Why are they dumping so hard

>>22609999
simulation confirmed

>>22611356
paper hands selling their golden ticket

>>22611010
for tokens like these that have immense volume and have only been going up, i highly recommend not buying in unless you've looked at a chart
people got rekt on SAFE for doing the same thing, and it's repeated on UNI--you shouldn't buy in unless it's at a good entry point, and retracements/pops almost always happen

I just dropped my whole life.savings on this.
This will be big, let's go.

>>22609627
sold half @ $8.3, feels good

>>22609627
i got so tired of you guys shilling this bullshit i actually bought some at 7 30 usd and i killed bzrx by buying the top aswell so sell now ur going to 0

>>22611356
It pumped full steam ahead for 24 hours and the last push didn't have time to stabilize because FOMO retard money (/biz/ buying the top) didn't let it.
Shoul stabilize and crab at 6 for a while

I made 0.3 btc from those 400 uni on binance margin today

>>22611424
yeah I did pretty much everything wrong. sold early, ignored the impulse to buy back in yesterday at 3.50, then fomo’d at the top of a massive pump. free lesson in retardation courtesy of uniswap u

>>22611434
Rooting for you anon!

>>22611525
thanks fren

bullflag?

>>22611521
yeah it can be hard to resist the temptation when the price keeps going up *and* you're surrounded by idiots lol
i could have made a lot more money by throwing money into things when they met my criteria for a good entry, but i'm usually of the mindset that money kept is much nicer than money lost, and it's better safe than sorry when it comes to what you can use to live off of

>>22611576
lol sure a reverse one

I put a stop loss at $6.40 to secure my profits but it executed at the current price. Why did this happen? Is it a glitch?

You referring to the crash? Shit went from $8.4 to fucking $6.90 in 1 second. Whale is trolling everyone.

>>22609988
>>22609999
WE MOON NOW MOTHERFUCKERS!

>>22611708
do I panic sell or wait for $9 break out!?!!??!

>>22611576
lol a bullflag is horizontal, not crashing into the ground

>>22611708
people are extracting hundreds of thousands of dollars in pure profits made overnight. they're not "trolling". it's over, for the time being.

>>22611232
I just wanna retire, I've been collecting and claiming all these from my 1000's of addresses.

>>22611760
Sorry not selling

>>22609635
No biz bro. No one knew or knows what will happen. I’m feeling comfy with my 5 ETH no regrets. Going to add more to my Statera.

Guys... Just got a call from my Bitfund Hedge manager, he's telling me all his clients are setting stopwatch sales for the bitcoin price of $11,100 and are switching 100% of their bitcoin wallet trace profit asset supplies to fibonacci their futures into Uniswap tokens. BIG PUMP INCOMING. As my advisor, he's urging me to buy this dip and increase my UNIholdings 10 fold. I suggest all of you people do the same.

t. a crypto trillionaire

>>22611679
Someone had an order at $6.40.

>>22611808
Don't sell all at once man. I'd sell enough to pay off all your debts and the taxes for those capital gains. I think UNI has a ways to go.

>>22611679
What did you put the stop as?

>>22611912
Based. What is the worst part of being a trillionaire

>>22611912
ok

>>22611912
You just got Commissioned boy. He had you on speaker phone so his coworkers could hear and laughed at you after you hung up.

>>22609840
Please stop, just hold the fucking token, its not a PnD. Anyone with half a brain could see that by Thursday the token was easily going to moon violently with 10 or even 50 dollars by next week being an absolute possibility. They just shook all weak hands out and hoovered all the bags up. All for some game consoles.

>>22611912
I say you are full of shit but I'm hoping to be proven wrong

>>22611912
My dad works for bitcoin and he says this is true.

>>22611961
This. You're a retard to sell this dip

>>22611989
Stop $6.40 limit $6.30. Although I think putting the limit was where I went wrong. I could've just left the limit empty right?

>>22611606
>entry, but i'm usually of the mindset that money kept is much nicer than money lost, and it's better safe than sorry when it comes to what you can use to live off of
its taking some knocks but I’m slowly learning this. thanks man

Bros wtf is going on? Can't connect on uniswap with metamask

>>22612069
My dad works at Gamefreak and he has confirmed as well

Is there a time limit to claim the uni? I havent claimed yet due to low eth

>>22609840
Jesus Christ control yourself or stop trading

>>22611912
hows the trillionaire life Gigachad?

>>22612175
no problem :) trading is not for everyone, and it's a pretty soulless existence, but you can make some money to provide for yourself and the ones you love if you get good at it
i'm making a telegram with tips for newbies and tokens i'm keeping an eye on that i may share soon for the hell of it

>>22612232
no

>>22612322
Nice, keep us posted

>>22609840
This gives me life. I love you, and thank you for making me lol

>>22612322
Would love to get in on that

>>22611912
I just checked order book for $11100 bitcoin for binance and coinbase pro, there's large volumes of sells happening at that price, like REALLY large in comparison to all the other transactions.

I think this guy is right guys.

>>22612322
trading is not for everyone,

I'm just here for the rush of posting in pink wojak threads. Having so much money on the line with so many other people, man its such an intense rush.

>>22612592
ok

>>22609840
>Get given free money
>Somehow end up the red

JUST

You really have to be braindead to sell this anytime soon, especially before the fees start to get distributed to holders in 6 months.
I mean just absolutely no vision beyond the short term graphs. Posts in this thread are deplorable. For complete newbies, this is your chance to do it right and for once hold. If you sell immediately or are affected by swings emotionally, just pack up now and leave. If you aren’t new and somehow sold a free ~0.025% share in uniswap, knowing full well what uniswap is and will be, I baffled at how you don’t forget to breathe.

>>22612801
>Hold
That's not trading or maximizing returns.

Free gains on the one hand, or gamble and wait?

>>22612938
It isn’t trading but it is maximizing returns with the highest expected value in crypto basically for every historical example
Go on, try to trade. Stay poor

>>22613032
>Sell at 8
>Buy at 7.5
It's not hard.

>>22612801
Is it really 0.025%? I heard interest rate is expected about 6% per year, means you make your stack bigger only by 1.06x per year, pretty meh

>>22609840
N

>>22612801
desu it dropped from $8.4 to $6.9 in 1 second, that was utterly fucking terrifying.

>>22610376
during the second golden bull run it will literally be that simple, just put money in any piece of shit shitcoin and it'll 2x overnight. this is merely a taste.

>>22613070
>Sell at $9
>Buy at $15
Just has to happen one time and your EV is irreparably fucked

crypto is the only thing that makes me feel like shit even though i have free $1500

Newfren here, where do you guys recommend I start when it comes to buying crypto? I've used Coinbase for awhile but I've heard mixed things about other platforms (BinanceUS, Kraken, etc...)

Back to index trading again it is. I am not cut out for this

>>22613364
Uniswap for no KYC. Otherwise Binance is okay.

>>22613409
Goy Bye

coinbase charged me $50 to convert UNI to ETH

the fuck???????????????????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDJGbrp2MdQ

>>22613482
Use coinbase pro RETARD

>>22613482
Coinbase is basically a scam site. Coinbase pro is what you need to use. I lost so much money when I first started by using regular Coinbase, they will utterly anal devastate you with their fees, do NOT use it, ever.

>>22613605
>>22613547
thanks gents. they fucking say "coinbase fee: $0.0.0"

holy shit im kinda mad

>>22613364
depends on how much you buy, how often, etc. If you want now with debit card, then coinbase probably or crypto.com has waived fees (but i dont trust them too much).

If you want to do ACH then coinbase is what you should use, you can buy an asset with ACH but it's frozen while clearing.

If you want to wire, then I'd use coinbase or kraken. Both are pretty quick (same day or next)

For trading I like Kraken as it's based on cryptowatch. Fees are high for new account though, their fee structure is based on trading volume.

>>22613636
The fee is zero. The problem is that they do the trade for you on pro and they sell your token for low and buy the token you want for high

>>22609840
Turn off your computer and play video games. If you're really prone to fomo, skim some profit off the top and keep the rest in. That way you can say you at least walked off with some locked in gains and you hedge against either outcome.

>>22613684
lesson fucking learned. i didn't even realize until i did two trades and instantly lost $100.

Yes buy the dip sirs, I have many uni to sell at good price, will feed all of the Khatri family and we can hire servant to wipe shit from ass. Very wealthy in village sir

It’s literally been out for a day, fucking hold you goddamn goldfish

>>22611961
Taxes? What's that?

>>22613432
>>22613672
I appreciate the info. So when people are making these quick 2x/3x on "shitcoins" are they just trading for them on sites like Uniswap? Coinbase seems to only have "established" coins which seems to make it hard to make a quick profit on those random coins.

>>22613684
>>22613636
>>22613547
>>22613482

Wait what?? Am I losing money every time I swap currency?

>>22614146
regardless of where you exchange, yes. but i didn't know i'd lose fucking $100

>>22614146
>>22614210
Get cucked coinbasefags

>>22613409
i tried that
3 years of zero gains
come here and im literally given free money
never going back kek

>>22609999
can't argue with those digits

I just bought 17k UNI, did I buy the dip correctly?

>>22614320
Yes

fuck it I'm out. bought in at 7.80
fuck my life

>>22614375
Buy high
Sell low

Yikes

>>22614375
Converted all my LINK to UNI today, i'm down to anon.

I'm going to hold and see if it pumps again to make back my gains but this might have just been the only time I went all in like that. I traded my 2.1k LINK too. Sooo...ya....

Don't panic sell is all I have to say. I'm nervous but holding steady.

>>22614320
Thank you for your donation sir we will use your money good

>>22612622
Checked

I traded one addiction for another one. I def have more fun with this one, especially when something like this happens. The cope is so great lol

>>22614375
Good, I’ll be thinking of you when we hit $8 by midnight EST

>>22614373
You were right, already up 3k this is nice

>>22613102
O

>>22614574
>9000% profit roi within a few days... AM I RIGHT?

they even are trying to help you for free and you still mess it up

>>22609627
I fomo’d in at 7.60

5.60-6.00 is unironically the bottom. this is your dip area anon. 10+ is the next move

>>22610765
>>22611494
>>22614375
BACK TO THE FRONT

>>22614800
>>22614863

I bought 4k uni at $3 when retards were selling but then panic sold at $4.5 dump thinking it'd go down to $2 lmao guess i was the real retard all along

>>22614375
Well done anon, who could’ve thought selling the bottom was a bad idea. Now you can join the ps5 faggots that want to neck themselves for getting out too early, except you somehow even managed to lose money on this. Another day, another weak handed retard btfo’d

voila. here we go boys

>>22609627
Honestly I don't know as well, I had 6 wallet address, and I now have 15K USD fiat overnight, by doing nothing.

What the fuck man, I wasn't supposed to succeed.

I'm supposed to bittch and moan like the lot of you.

By doing nothing and profiting, it just goes to show I dig my own grave, dig my own hole deeper, etc.

God fucking damn, fuck this life, I don't even know what game this is anymore, who the fuck is fucking with me on Uniswap.

I just used uniswap to buy some shit coins like #RESERVE that I heard from /biz/ same as chainlink.

That I fucking sold at $16, but carried up from 40 cents buying nott enough along the way.

This has been a great month, god damn.

WE'RE COMING BACK

>>22614973
Shake them out

Breakout now

>>22615043
why the fuck would anyone make 6 wallets? thats just asking to fuck up and lose something

>>22614752
Loool not 9000% but it's looking good right now, 10k in like 20 mins

SOMEONE JUST BOUGHT 5K UNI WTF

slowly coming into the clear...

>>22614375
This has to be a joke. No one is this retarded right?

>>22615027
>>22614956
This is causing me some serious stress kek.

I guess this is what it feels like to have some money on the line and dip into a loss for a bit.

Really hoping we pump to $10, i'll feel comfy then with my 3.2k UNI's. FINGERS CROSSED. I might not sleep tonight.

>>22615158
B-B-B-BASED

im just using my iron hands on my free 400, i feel more sorry for the people who put money down
>mfw when the buy signals are still there

join the train, we are leaving now

>>22615237
I feel ya, this is far from the end

>>22615118
If you're an idiot and don't keep track of things in an orderly fashion, sure. If you have all that information down then it's not a big deal. How hard is it to loose something like that?

>>22615158
I converted all my LINK to UNI and got like 2800, I get why people would be buying up now in the dip. It's prolly going to pump hard this evening/overnight to early tomorrow morning again.

>>22615118
Cause I tumble and do shit like that so orders can't get traced to me, I also do shit like localbitcoin and meet strangers for <$1000 exchanges.

I used to do more, but carrying 50K around Chicago scared the fuck out of me.

Also, ATMS do not have a deposit limit.

>5% guaranteed profit.
You should try it anon, if you don't mind meeting doomers, pedos, drug dealers, all the best parties I've been at have been cause I'm that "broker guy" that only talks on telegram.

I'm probably going to get V& soon though.

Uuuuuuuuuh

>>22610165
no. you're a stupid impatient brown person.

>>22610165

>>22613803
how did he claim 370k?

>>22615241
PUMP IIIIIIITTTTT

>>22615527
If you added liquidity or created/owner of smart contract on uni, you're rewarded higher.

>>22615332
so uniswap rewarded actual scammers

>>22615527
some insiders who knew created bots to make tons of wallets and transactions

Am a anon plz change pic related to uni box?

It's recovering...

5$ dump comming

>>22615606
maybe they should airdrop to all the failed transactions

>>22615603
Welcome to /biz/, take a number, have a seat, we're all indians scamming one another here.

>>22615737
they did

>>22609627
I sold 300 yesterday for ETH, LINK, AND BTC. 400 Im never selling, and mu exit plan for the remaining hundred is 20 @ 100, 20@ 125, 20 @ 150, etc

>>22615606
Nah, it’s people who provided liquidity

bros I have several thousands super stinky linkies, I want to swing a thousand now to uni and later rebuy to link in a week, do you think it will moon more? I should have done it before but I was working, what do you think anons?

>>22616853
I swung LINK to UNI today, I actually went all in. I swung in the pump around $7.30 so i'm down a little. It's been a bit stressful for me but heres what i'm thinking so far.

I'm wanting to gain as much from UNI and then swing back into LINK since LINK wants to keep dumping so much. I swung my 2.1k LINK and want to get at least 2.5k LINK or close to 3k if LINK continues to dump and UNI pumps.

LINK for me was always a strong holder, this is the only time it was worth it for me to dump my linkies for another coin. We'll see what happens but if I make a ton from UNI then I might not try to swing back into LINK.

>>22609635
sold 400 for 2800

Another airdrop for all anons! dont miss out
>download tronlink on App Store
>go into your “me” section and click “invite a friend”
>enter code my code “ 1R5E ”
>profit

>>22617127
>>22616853

the love affair you all have with LINK is fucken retarded.

Of course you should move some to UNI since LINK has been dumping hard.

Come back to Link as you see the movement but why miss the fast train to $$.

STOP ADDING $$ START MULTIPLYING

>>22611019
Top kek

I sold at $3...

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>>22618656
nigga I ain't clicking that shit