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to Uniswap two months ago. Walked them through over the phone how to do everything. They still don't know about their 400 UNI. How much UNI should I ask from them? Without me they wouldn't even know what MetaMask was and held XRP and Monero.

>> No.22599946

>>22599930
kys

>> No.22599978

>>22599930
None, it's your fault for not asking shit the moment he asked you a favor. Asking for shit afterwards is a cuck move.

>> No.22600007

>>22599930
None. There is no reason you'd be entitled to any of it just because you introduced him to uniswap

>> No.22600052

The amount of greed that UNI has drawn out of people is comical

>> No.22600085

>>22599930

Nothing, help them out claim their money and smile all the way trough, then when you end up broke because you are a faggot he may help you out.

>> No.22600086

>>22599946
>>22599978
>>22600007
>>22600052
Without me they won't know to claim UNI so I guess it will just stay there.

>> No.22600124

>>22600086
so fucking what you dick

>> No.22600202

>>22600086
>if I don't get to rip my friend off then I'll make sure he loses out anyway!
Yeah, you're a piece of shit

>> No.22600274

>>22600202
Not my friend. Just some guy I know who only talked to me since he wanted to buy a certain crypto. Wanted to buy absolute garbage tokens I told him stick to DeFi.

>> No.22601036

>>22600124
I don't owe him the UNI information just as he doesn't owe me anything.

>> No.22601053

>>22599930
Actually, genuinely, kys so we can have one less person like you in the world. I say this as a poor person

>> No.22601163

>>22601053
You missed the part where this dude has over half a million in assets. Is basically retired and living off income from rentals. I am a NEET with no job who has spent the past 3 years in crypto.

>> No.22601186

>>22599930
>>22600086
>>22600274
>>22601036
>>22601163
You will never make it OP lmao.

>> No.22601212
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>>22601163
sounds like a chad, cope more op

>> No.22601240

>>22599930
0

They don't owe you a fucking thing. This is a troll, but fuck it got me

>> No.22601242

>>22599930
Guess how I can tell you're a pajeet?

>> No.22601342

>>22599930
Garbage human being

>> No.22601382

>>22601163
If I was him and I had 500 million in assets, I would give you...fuck all

>> No.22601384

>>22601212
Not at all when you talk to this guy

>>22601240
And I do not owe him the information that UNI is available. See how this information asymmetry works?

>>22601242
I am white from the United States of America

>> No.22601387

>>22599978
This. OP is a massive cuck faggot bitch. If anything he should tell them about UNI and if the guy he helped (let's face it women do not have assets except for their tits and ass) is a decent bloke he'll probably give him some but asking is a bitch move.

>> No.22601435

>>22601036
I agree; if he's too lazy or stupid for something so sinply he doesn't deserve it

>>22600274
..But you're a fucking beta bitch for allowing some guy to try to make money off of you. I bet he wouldn't even talk to you otherwise

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>>22601384
>Chad wont realise he has 2k until UNI has already mooned and his drop is worth 100k

>> No.22601527

>>22600086
PIECE OF SHIT GREASY FUCK

>> No.22601537

Not sure if /biz/ is playing along or newfags are falling for this variation of copypasta.

>> No.22601616

>>22601435
He didn't make money off me. I helped him make wise financial decisions. I've helped maybe 7 people IRL with crypto and how to use it/trade it/ risks but this is the only one I am not close with.
>I bet he wouldn't even talk to you otherwise
kek you think I care about this person talking to me? Have you read this thread at all?

>> No.22601618

>>22600086
shut the fuck up loser.
this is literally why people like you are generationally poor.

here is what a whiteman would do: "hey anon, great news UNI just released their coin and you are entitled make sure you claim them as its probably worth a few thousand!"

>> No.22601657

Giving advice is not help. He helped himself. Go sue him if you feel dued

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22601786

>>22599930
Educated people don't fall for nigger scams.

You're a snake and a nigger

>> No.22602106

>>22601486
This is a dilemma. If I ask for 100 UNI now he is more likely to give it. But if it goes to $100 per UNI then no way he would give me that much. So it is either now or never.

>>22601618
And his response would be "uhhhh...how do I do that?" Well for 100 UNI I will tell you!

>>22601657
I literally taught him how to use Metamask and Uniswap and copy addresses from etherscan. Over 5 hours of help I volunteered since he was a retard with crypto. I made him the crypto man he is today. Now there is a buried treasure and I have the map. Do I give the map for free or ask for a small portion of the treasure in return for providing the map?

>> No.22602217

>>22599930
Be sure to tell him about free $100 from tron or even $200 if you type in his mums phone also, download the tronlink pro wallet and type this code OCR0

>> No.22602240

>>22600274
kys

>> No.22602271

>>22599930
>How much UNI should I ask from them?
None and you are a jew for even wondering this

>> No.22602304

>>22600086
with this attitude and karma he would likely have sold it as soon as he got it but now it will sit in his wallet until he figures it out on his own and be worth millions

>> No.22602334

>>22601616
>He didn't make money off me
I didn't mean that he obtained money directly from you, but my bad if you interpreted it that way. Still means he wanted to use you for financial security.

>you think I care about this person talking to me?
If you seriously don't, why even bother trying to help him the first time?

>> No.22602354

>>22599930
you're a faggot jew

>> No.22602613

>>22602334
>If you seriously don't, why even bother trying to help him the first time?
Because contrary to all the comments, I'm not as Jewish as people think. I helped him get on his feet with crypto expecting nothing in return. I regularly help people expecting nothing in return. This is what he wanted to buy https://wownero.org
But it's different now as it'd be customary to provide a commission from this small windfall. Someone helps you for free 5 hours, because of his help you get $2000 out of thin air, you wouldn't give them a cut? I've sent people on /biz/ 25% (over $100) of NKN I had locked since they helped me get it out.

>> No.22602711

>>22599930
>500k
fuck this earth
I survived for less than $10 per day for a long time

>> No.22602755

>>22602106
I went to the gym with my buddy years ago. It was my first time at the gym. All he did was walk to the machine and said pick up. Do i now owe every iota of my physique to him? Nay i shall proclaim to each female whom soever finds me attractive HARK TIS MY FRIENDS DOING I AM BUT A PAWN

Your a tool faggot who did something nice and wants paid for it. Its like the homeless man who cleans your windshield. Youd rather he not

>> No.22602794

>>22600086
>I am a super Jew
why did you make this thread other than to flex your jewism and for outside perspectives to congagulate your penny pinching, thieving, jewery.

>> No.22602973

>>22602755
Not my buddy. It's more like some asks you how to enter and use the gym. You are the one who brings him in. Without you he would be doing pushups at home. Or go to a ghetto gym and get stabbed. He then gets $2000 just for being in the gym because of you. He doesn't even know yet or how to get this $2,000. Should he give you nothing?

>> No.22603071

>>22601786
Educated people understand why the success of israel is imperative to the success of the USA.
Educated people understand sucking hollywoods dick is much more of a prokike slave move than supporting Israel, the equivalent of red states for republicans. No where left to go.
Granted Jews collectively earned their punishment through ursury/feminism/immigrant pushing.
They still deserve their own land that is safe, to call home, to fuck up again and get bombed/exiled from when they cannot help but sting the frog/duck that helps the scorpion- jew

>> No.22603169

>>22602304

I sold mine but I actually hope this happens because fuck OP he sounds like a faggot

>> No.22603178

>>22603071
>Educated people understand why the success of israel is imperative to the success of the USA.
source?

>> No.22603211

>>22602973
>teach a some random guy to fish
>he lands a huge sturgeon a week later
>ring him up
>demand a cut of the sturgeon since he's obvs a noob and only caught it because you taught him how to fish
Nah you're still the asshole no matter what analogy you pick.

>> No.22603213

>>22599930
Don't be a nigger

>> No.22603310
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22603310

>>22602106
>This is a dilemma.
only for greedy scum like you
you're a criminal of opportunity

>> No.22603355

>>22599930
What a POS

>> No.22603431

>>22603211
He didn't catch anything, though. This had nothing to do with gaining using his effort. If he personally caught a fish I wouldn't ask for anything.

>> No.22603459

>>22599930
I helped two people whom I didn't know that well get into crypto in the last 3 months. I also told them both about the free UNI yesterday which they were unaware of. Never did it cross my mind to then ask them for that UNI to add to my own free stack. Fuck you OP. If you can't see why no one is siding with you then there's no helping you.

>> No.22603490

>>22603431
imagine being this jewy when they are literally giving u and ur friend money for free and u are acting like this lmao

>> No.22603557

>>22602973
The bottom line is if youre monetizing being nice you better get it in writing with a pre-approved agreement. This bullshit jewy society we live in where lending money isnt seen as evil. So now not only are banks lending, comcast and youtube tv can provide service without payment and expect it later, same for the gyms. I got charged without even knowing they were back open.
BAN ALL LENDING AND CERTAINLY NO DUES WITHOUT AGREEMENTS. FUCK YOU

>> No.22603912

>>22603459
Did they call and text you all the time for help for an entire month?

>>22603490
Why is your dick tucked between your legs? Take can you can get.

>>22603557
I'm monetizing this NEW information. As in I haven't done anything and am not charging him anything. But if I decided to tell him then I would charge.

>> No.22603942

>>22603490
And this guy is not my friend holy shit he is just some guy my relative gave my number to him.