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What the fuck are you people talking about and how can I learn it

>> No.22592050

>>22592021
Have you used uniswap in the past?

>> No.22592056
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22592056

Go back

>> No.22592059

>>22592021
Everyone's talking about my penis wenus.

>> No.22592129

>>22592050
I have no prior knowledge of crypto or even stocks. Just wanna be learn how to do this at a basic/beginner level
I apologize for trash quality post but I'm curious

>> No.22592148

>>22592129
There is only pain here go back.

>> No.22592171

just lurk more, newfag

>> No.22592186

>>22592148
Alright I'll take your advice have a good one

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22592255

>>22592186
>he doesn’t know

>> No.22592269

>>22592021
Lurk, read, trust no-one. You will either make it or you won't.

>> No.22592277

>>22592021
sell signal exhibit #9283791

>> No.22592302
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22592302

Anybody else nowadays just look at 99% of people and think "wow, theyre fucking poor lol"

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22592313

>get money
>buy eth
>swap for shit coins
>???
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You win by getting the largest pink wojak collection.

>> No.22592321

>>22592302
Yikes. Imagine being this much of an edgelord.

>> No.22592322

>>22592186
RIP to this anon's potential financial freedom

>> No.22592364

90% of the people on this board just got a free $1600-$4000 worth of tokens yesterday after months of fucking around with scams and making/losing money.

>> No.22592476

>>22592021
get coinbase account/app
get coinbase pro account/ap
get coinbase wallet app.

get uniswap https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap

link coinbase wallet app to uniswap.

or get brave browser, use metamask wallet.
link metamask to uniswap.

if they tell you to write down some random words... or pw's..
fucking write them down. brand them to your taint. lock them in a safe. make copies on stainless steel.. bury them in a dry/safe place..
etc..
save that shit nigga.
it is your ticket to freedom.

wagecuck/sell weed/suck dick for money.
send money to the entry apps.
invest in shit.

>> No.22592520

>>22592021
kleros uniswap sir

>> No.22592541

>>22592056
This seems to be the only board that hasn't been nigger raped by r9k, tourists, and pol so I may as well learn what the fuck is going on here so I can blend in

>> No.22592545

>>22592302
I realize how fucked up and scammy the financial system is and how 99% of people are deliberately kept in the dark and lied to about it

>> No.22592558

>>22592050
I used Uniswap for the first time on Sep 1

My life is ruined

>> No.22592565

>>22592021
you must do the needful and buy coins sir

>> No.22592577

>>22592558
kek

>> No.22592590

>>22592277
volume isn't nearly that high you liar

>> No.22592606

>>22592558
I downloaded the app hold me bros I'm scared

>> No.22592649

>>22592606
don't be scared.
you are part of the financial elite now.
you can take 1k and become a millionaire like goldblatt, pajeet, and sergey.

>> No.22592673

>>22592649
Seems legit

>> No.22592675

>>22592577
All my thousands of dollars in trade were on binance. I bought zero shitcoins on Uniswap

CZ cucked me

>> No.22592696

>>22592673
Dont trust a single soul on this board. Im serious. Either learn it the hard way, or understand it early

>> No.22592698

>>22592675
ya same gas fees were always too high so i just used binance and other cexs

>> No.22592712

>>22592021
lurk more and buy high sell low newfag

>> No.22592787

I always tell people to start with buying/sending/securing bitcoin. Then after learning about it, start your crypto journey into eth and eth tokens. Coinbase, Coinbase Earn, earnbitcoin.io, look for free money given by legit exchanges such as sign up bonuses.