/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22588506
I know those feels. What’s your portfolio value?

LArping about not caring about $1,500 is insanely cringe.
I'm sure if you were walking down the street and stepped on 15 $100 bills in a row you would ignore them and totally not post on FB to all of your normie friends about how it made your week

>>22588506
lol, no you didn't. Unless you're bad at computers, it would take you longer to type this than to pull up an mnemonic.

You just wanted to brag anon. That's okay though anon, I'm impressed.

You rule! :)

>>22588506
Yeah well as someone with less than two eth in my wallet and having starting using Uniswap only a week ago, I'd have to say I'd be glad to do the work of digging up my free UNIs. I was stoked at first until I read the September 1st cutoff.

>>22588506
Send me your PKs I’ll do it

>>22588547

>>22588518
650k right now. One more bull run and I'm out

>>22588547
Ok

>>22588624
Post your wallet address.

qrd on this?

>>22588583
I'm actually great "at computers". I have literally 50+ eth wallets and they are not categorized by "traded pajeet coins on uniswap" unfortunately.

>>22588624
>650k
that middle ground is the worst because there's rational hope

>>22588632
Yes because my entire portfolio is concentrated in a single wallet rather than multiple exchanges, ledgers, cold storage etc

>>22588668
You understand. Haven't made it but could cash out now and change my life. Infuriating.

>>22588547
Since this is a larping thread, I'll give my background.

I'm a cybermage from the planet nebulablazark. I was born in the year 2069 and became a time refugee in the AI wars that began in 2169. Late one night as the bombs were going off, my father threw me in the time portal and frantically began setting coordinates with his time crystal. I'll never forget the last thing he said to me before he sent me back in time. He said "anon, I love you, but I need you to go back in time to larp on the internet. It's the only way to stop the cybernetik Sangwon Warriors. He hastily tossed in only two healing potions, a Mana bottle and my wand before he disappeared into time fog forever.

Anyway, that's why I'm here

>>22588715
>tfw you entire existance was foiled by this poster
fuck you

>>22588704
https://youtu.be/--H8SY334Zw

how the fuck is this real? $1,000 for free? how many wallets can you claim this on?

>>22588715
Jokes on you bro. The sangwon wars have already begun.

>>22588685
What do you hold anon

>>22588834
Any wallet that has traded on uniswap before Sept 1

>>22588836
why... that's impossible... My father's calculations were works of art. He meticulously plotted the emergency time pilgrimage for many time units.

It can't be. It just can't be.

>>22588506
its going to fuck a lot of people because its income lol. 15% ss tax, 3% medi tax, then whatever your rate would be for that income, probably over 20%. so if you got $1500, you owe 40% of that to daddy government, even if the coin goes to zero xD

>>22588624
not even impressive, actually kind of sad that's all you have if you were here a while.

and to larp like you wouldnt pick up $1500 if it was on the sidewalk, kek. you arent rich little buddy.

>>22588506
Even if I was worth 10 mill I still would've claimed it. That would be like being worth 100k and finding $10 on the ground.

>>22588976
sorry but i lost my metamask wallet :^)

>>22588616
I laughed, thanks

>>22588860
fugg, I should've made more wallets.. so I can't tell friends about this?

>>22588927
Gotta account for slippage going through the wormhole dawg. It's the slippage that'll get ya

>>22588993
Ok, you feel better now?

>>22589022
No, it would be like being worth 100k and seeing $10 in a rain gutter with a bunch of dirt, leaves, drug needles etc. You would debate for a moment if it was worth the effort or not

>>22588715
Rating: 5/5

>>22589022
not really it would be like being worth 100k and finding the correct uniswap seed for $10

>>22588772
Gonna watch, this looks interesting

>>22588836

>>22588976
Nope... only if you sell is it a taxable event.

*I am not a tax advisor, this is not tax advice.

>>22589140
its good because you see some traders that failed and the cope they come up with. One guy was like how was I the only one to not become a millionaire in the 90s. or others that couldn't transition form the trading floor to computers and are now working again after making heaps of money in the 80s

>>22588715
based, keep up the good work

>>22589183
income is a taxable event.
The irs must come on biz instead of pornhub

>>22589183
The irs jews say airdrops are taxed at time of receipt, iirc. New ruling that came out earlier this year when they decided loot crates and other fag shit like vbucks are taxable on trade/receiving...not on cash out.

>>22588506
>I actually had to think if I actually wanted to expend the effort to get the mnemonics from my old wallets to claim the airdrop.
Well...did you?

>>22588840
I'm 70% BTC/ETH at this point. I'm not going to lay out the rest because most you people are absolutely retarded and don't even know what you hold. That being said, I will be dropping 90% of BTC holding Q2 2021

>>22588993
why do newfags always think anyone whose been here longer than them has been riding a golden bullrun the whole time? you've seen how fast alts go to zero...and we're in a bull trend right now.

>>22589365
I did. Free money is free money and I'm still waging so my evenings consist of alcohol and whatever the fuck else is going on at my house

>>22588506
It's $1 PER WALLET. I had 50 wallets. Went all in DMG.

>>22589449
>and I'm still waging
lol

>>22588597
Feels bad. Sept 11th my first. Feels real bad

>>22589546
i regret not spreading my shitcoins over multiple wallets. i had really considered having a wallet for every one lol. cost of that decision currently sits at 6x$1500.

>>22588506
Right?

I have $1M in LINK and $100k in NEC and I feel nothing from this airdrop. Cashed it out for cocaine and a few hi test hookers.

>>22588715
pajeet larping as a neet larping as a cybermage

>Ill upload myhack.exe into your bioport