/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22563813
/comfy/

>>22563813
token not needed.

>>22564069
didn't get free uni

Its just a governance token.

If you think this will hit 500 you are a retard.

I'd rather have a guaranteed ps5 now than a possible $20k in the future

>>22564076
I got free UNI and I agree, token not needed

>>22563813
you poor fool, by Januari the circulating supply will already be 300M tokens.
At its current price $3 that's already a near 1B marketcap. That's what you are buying right now. Something that's basically already a 1B cap.
The state of this board hahaha

>>22564131
ngmi

>>22564153
NGMI

imagine all the indian scammers making new eth wallet everyday and now getting 400 uni (3.2eth) per wallet.

get out while you can

>>22564069
Poorfag fud

>>22563813
>Valued at 1.5 Billion = $50 Uni
what's 50 * 1 billion again?

>>22564266
LOL. You can only claim UNI tokens if you used Uniswap before September 1. Stay poor anon.

>>22564298
rajeet scammers were running their finance / rugpulls all year long retard

I just got 1200 uni tokens... how is this possible? That's over $3k just for using uniswap? Pretty insane stuff. Now I need to decide whether to hold or sell....

>>22564131
Lol

>>22564131
Poorfag Cope. I will be able to be multiple PS5 when this moons hard. Stay poor anon

Just woke up.

What did I miss. What is UNI? How it works?

>>22564131
are you black by any chance

who uses uniswap?
>people who want to make money fast
are they too impatient to hold BTC and wait?
>yes
and they all just got given tokens worth $1000
>yes
and you're holding, hoping no-one sells and it skyrockets?
>...yes...

>>22565149
all jokes aside, i'm rekt on other shitcoins (DIA) so I'm selling for guaranteed freebux right now. it could go to $0.10 if BTC dips, or it could go to $10 if the stars align, but uniswap users aren't exactly the people i'd rely on to hold a coin for very long

token not needed if it doesn't save on gas price.

>>22563813
i'll buy some in a couple days at half price

>>22564459
they have you 400 UNI for every wallet address you ever did a uniswap on, so you must have used 3 addresses.

>>22564093
>If you think this will hit 500 you are a retard.

Literally no one said 500 you retard.

>>22564131
>caring that much about the ps5
if you already have a ps4 theres really not much to be excited about

Don't forget sell pressure from farming whales is coming soon... bad spec at this moment desu.

Whichever address sends me 20$ for gas will get back 100 uni from the 400 ill claim.
(gas prices are volatile as you know = 15 for claim and rest for sending you the 100)

0xd768C7827c03a5d7de089a3026ed4FE29e11Ceb0

Cant get gas any other way right now without getting fucked for 24 hours.

>>22565736
You're asking money to get money

>>22565454
They also paid out if you were proving liquidity in a pool.

>>22565752
Im asking 20$ and paying back 100*4$

>>22565736
Imagine trusting a stranger to give you money back if you give him money first.

>>22566035
Why the fuck wont you find out?
Im legit sending you back 100 uni once i claim.
Why are you such a fucking pussy, god.

THIS IS FREE MONEY
I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE FROM SENDING YOU A FRACTION BACK
WAKE UP RETARD

>>22564131
Based

can u create a wallet now and get the 400?

>>22565736
sent
where's my uni mate?

>>22566268
yes free money for everyone

which wallet provider let you create wallets without asking for ID etc?

>>22566268
No. Snapshot was September 1st.

>>22565736
really? or you gonna kike me over for $20 anon?

>>22566035
>calls him a poorfag
>scared to lose $20
LMAO

is this a hold or sell? has anything similar happened in the past before?

>>22566434
>has anything similar happened in the past before?
You mean the single largest DEX to exist, that doesn't have a token, creating a token and airdropping it to millions of people?
No... nothing like this has ever happened before

>>22566270
No, you did not autist.
https://etherscan.io/address/0xd768C7827c03a5d7de089a3026ed4FE29e11Ceb0

>>22566402
really? or you gonna kike me over for $20 anon?

id punch you in the fucking face right now
ITS TWENTY DOLLARS

AND I GIVE YOU BACK 100*4$

>>22564131
AHHAHAHAH FUCKING LOSERS. Is it who I'm competing with ?
God fucking dammit darwin, eradicate these faggots for once

Wtf why don’t I have some free uni?

Been waiting for like 2 hours at like 300gwei lol, wtf is this shit. With that being said I'll probably dump mine to buy other shit that has more short term potential. If this dips much below $1 later on though I'll probably buy a small stack back

>>22566457
>$4
More like $2 by the time the transaction goes through

>>22566457
enjoy your unibux anon

>>22565736
trust me bro ill give u 100 uni

>>22566572
and 20$ in a month retard

>>22566618
FUCK YOURE A GODDAMN MAN
brb claiming that shit and giving you your cut

>>22563813
OP is unironically based. I'm hoping this goes sub $1 so I can load the fuck up.

>>22563813
>Valued at 1.5 Billion = $50 Uni
How, to reach the market cap of 1.5b with current supply you need uni at around 10 bucks

>>22565947
Exactly, it's shady as fuck. Why don't you just load some money on coinbase and send it to your eth wallet? It's way faster and cheaper than waiting for some moron here to give you money.

>>22566709
he's too hyped once he got unibux
don't forget they also gonna increase the supply

>>22565067
This

>>22564076
How did you get free Uni? I'm completely ignorant of this and what happened.

>>22566837
If you used uniswap before 1 Sept you're eliglble for 400 UNI per wallet used
go to uniswap and it would tell you if you eliglble or not

How long should this transaction take anons?

>>22565736
Give me your keys I'll send you back 350 UNI , your gas issue is solved .

can this be added to blockfolio yet? i want my gainz to show

>>22566519
If they do not exist then who will you profit from? If there is no-one below you then you are the retard.

>>22566918
see uniswaps settings, set slippage to 1% and try set the gas price for transaction to get in less than 20 minutes

>>22564131
PFFFFTTTT AHAHAHAHAHAAHAA you did not think through how that sounded, did you? That would had made more sense if you said 100$ instead.

>>22566872
I have never used Uni, so im SOL, correct? Also thanks anon

>>22563813
I sold because I expect the price to dump below $1 from all those poorfags getting free money

>>22567013
so the binance coin is $26. this is probably about 1/3 as good. so maybe $7.50?

>>22566872
>If you used uniswap before 1 Sept
I first used it Sept 7th and got the 400 UNI

>>22567074
show etherscan anon

>>22567069
calculation doesn't work that linearly, most tokens and coins are held by whales and only a tiny fraction is traded on the market.
Here you have enormous supply in the hands of poorfags that are going to dump, at the current price that's over $100M and it's going to happen in a week.
Once price starts dumping poorfags are going to dump even after, afraid to see their free money lose value.

It's all about the risk/reward ratio and how do you judge the probabilities. I hope to buy >100k at ~$0.5

>>22567133
>even after
even faster

>>22564093
> AAPL is just a governance token for Apple Inc.
> Will never hit more than $1!

This is you

>>22564131
lol nigger

wasted $70 panic buying this shit

Quick question, so, let's say i make the transaction to approve my UNI for trading now but i don't want to sell it now. - How long will it stay approved? Meaning if i approve it now will I be able to sell it without waiting for an approval transaction let's say, within a month?

>>22567191
Kek this. Lmao @ people who don’t understand governance

>>22563813
Literally a fuckin scam. You UNIFags are about to get wrekt.

>>22567133
Dont forget about the usecase of UNI

as of right now, it is basically useless, but once holders can actually submit and vote on governance proposals, I think one of the first changes will be tx fee distribution among the holders of UNI.

this will pump the price, and there will be other proposals after that will affect the price differently. It really is just beginning as a project, and it's on sale right now

But yeah short term I'm waiting for a dump, not sure about 0.5 but we'll probably go sub 1. The hordes of poorfags are just waiting for eth fees to drop so they can claim and sell


I wonder if this event is big enough to move btc significantly, as thousands will be cashing this out through bitcoin?

>>22564131
based consoomer

>>22567209
you give uniswap permission to spend your specified ERC20 token, this approval would NEVER expire

>>22567411
alright cool, thanks for the info, I vaguely remember having to confirm something twice but i might just be remembering it wrong

>>22567443
If you gonna approve now and then wait a month till you have more eth for gas to actually sell, you will be better off just waiting for lower gas prices

how much uni can be dumped per second? ETH supports like 15 transactions per second? 3 or 2 transactions are needed to dump. so basically you could calculate the avg sell pressure

>>22563813
I literally didn't read any of the docs or anything I just wanted free money, realistically is there anything about this that will actually make it go up, like an actual use case or something?

Using my free money to buy 2 3080s to mine

>>22567582
>get $1000 for doing literally nothing
>hold it and likely watch it expire useless
don't let greed cloud your judgement.

>>22564131
this made me kek in reallife

>>22565736
SIRS, PLEASE, MY GOVERNMENT IS WANTING TO BAN CRYPTO VERY PROMPTLY!

>woke up
>notice i got 3 eth of uni on 2 accounts
>6 eth profit for doing nothing
Is this christmas?

I think the majority of anons here can't see the forest for the trees. What is happening at the moment is that the biggest fucking DEX is for sale to the highest bidder. Don't you think chink or coinbase is interested in governing the protocol which is taking bigger and bigger part of their cake as we speak? Why do you think CB is listing this like 6 hours after the token went live?

>>22567741
this. but still a lot of tokens to go https://etherscan.io/address/0x090d4613473dee047c3f2706764f49e0821d256e might be safe to DCA in already who knows

WTF I love crypto now.

>>22563813
hodl UNI
hodl DIA
hodl BTC
but what to do with ARPA?

>>22567679
kek
>SIRS PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL WHOLE VILLAGE NEED MONEY

>>22567382
there aren't that many poorfags who used uniswap exactly for this reason, not compared to whales

I forgot about the slippage fuuucccccckjkkkkj

>>22567782
True. I'm not saying OMG KEK FREE MONYZ WILL GO UP FOREVER. It might dump since a lot of ppl didn't even bother claiming the tokens because of gas or being a normie incapable of setting the custom gas. What I wanted to say is this might explode when the bidding war for governance of the protocol starts.

>>22565736
>>22565947
>>22566147
>https://etherscan.io/tx/0x0f413311d012f4976b023fb1ce51cf80fe94e5078e821c04c2d9ded98611fe8b
Sent $45. Let's see if anon is a niggerkike.

>>22564131
This. I'd rather have a guaranteed Nintendo DS now than a possible $10 million in the future

>>22568052
>he actually sent it
well, is OP gonna be a fag today?

>>22568052
anon he already received 40 usd from 2 other anons, have you seen etherscan?

>>22564131
holy based

>>22568173
lol
>tfw need to send 100unis to three different anons now
>tfw even with 3 anons sending ether you will still need to spend the remaining 100unis on transaction fees

>>22568225
uhhh anon...
he just won't deliver and that's all

>>22567660
thats only 1k per year lmao

hello frens, im a poorfag, i dont normally do this but can someone loan me 20 dollar to pay for gas fees to claim uni? i will 100% reimburse you.

0x2337Aa74dcD101ce654e42Fd293cC2a0885604Ac

>>22567074
What? Larp i used after September and I'm not legible

>>22568052
I also sent 20 bucks earlier, just to see whether I should have a little more faith in humanity.

>>22564093
1st Governance Proposal: share Uniswap trading fees among UNI holders

D'oh!

>>22563813
PLEASE some aryan anon gib me $10 so I can claim I'm feeling suicidal with that $-0,0000000001 ether balance
0x84E8C13d0d4a4Ce3c0b8D4AEA0F0b55c595563D7

>>22568262
future 100k per year
ngmi

>>22564136
How do you do governance and investment in the platform by getting fees with shares without token retard?

>>22563813
Claimed my 400UNIs on Metamask no problem.
Cuckbase Wallet is fucking me around though. I confirm the transaction, punch in my code and then the app says "transaction underpriced". What the fuck does that even mean. I have 0.1 ETH lying around on that shit wallet - more than enough

Trying to claim my tokens. Gas was set to Fast last night on Metamask, but transaction still failed. How much do I need?

>>22568800
Import your CB seed phrase to metamask and then claim using meta. Stop using cuckbase wallet

its going back to $350 HODL GANG

>>22569043
Thanks fren, didn't know I could do that.
Cuckbase is terrible. Can't even adjust gas and nonces. Luckily I did a few Uniswap transaction on there a while ago. Not gonna say no to free money

I unironically got over 6 eth for free,
Based uni

>>22569043
If I currently have a pending transaction from last night using CB wallet, can I import seed phrase to metamask, cancel the pending and start a new transaction to claim my Uni?

>>22563813
YIELDSWAP DOT FINANCE
hope you anons won't miss the presale...

>>22568940
to go gasnow.org which is more accurate and then manually set the gwei in metamask transaction to what the website says

>>22563813
I'm holding til PS6

>>22569418
Yes, you can by making a new transaction with the same Nonce with higher gas fee

>>22563813
>THIS GEM
>BULLISH GEM
>100X GEM UNISWAP GEM

thanks for the "don't buy this" signal

>>22567382
Just wait till it hits coinbase.

It will spike for an hour and then plummet

>>22569672
might wanna rethink this

>>22563813
lol yeah it's gonna dip hard! haha, you're gonna wanna get your free monies and wait! this is gonna dip below 2 mos def! wait a few weeks and you're good to buy 20 ps5's lol

>>22564131
post hand

What do I need to set my gas/gas limit to to get this to go through?

>>22570968
about 500 gwei should do it

>>22570111
Checked, trips of truth, sub $2 soon

>>22570990
What does the limit need to be?

>>22569880
This guy gets it, the whales are just propping up the price until coinbase pump then watch it dump to 10 cents.
>>22567382
Agrre there is no usecase, but i think you are over selling the future value. no on gives a fuck about governance, look at all the governance tokens worth nothing, the voting rates on legit gov protocols is like<5%.... 99% are just like us trying to make a buck so we dont have to work.

>>22571036
I don't know, I claimed mine a while ago. Just check etherscan to see the recent transactions

>>22567741
Coinbase already has invested in this, they dont need to buy anymore.

>>22571119
Fuck yes Anon thank you. I finally got it to work. I was on mobile stuck at work and couldn’t clear my pending transaction. So I ended up getting trust wallet to clear it and then your gas price worked with the default limit. Thank you!!

>>22571111
checked and based

So many fucking paneers screeching about having to pay 700 gwei for a free $1200 minimum. What's wrong ranjesh? You don't want to pay more than $1 for a free 3 eth?

Dumped ASAP. I don’t even care if the price grows from here. I’m gonna use that 3.2eth on many more 10x micro caps. Peace out gang.

>>22571904
What microcap are you looking at anon.

>>22569890
Insightful analysis — May I get a link to your ta channel?

>>22563813
>Valued at 1.5 Billion
No.
Thats assuming the circulation stays the same. Which it won't.
If anything this token is gonna 10$ most.
Still a good 4x

>>22571977
check my disc: niggerdong69

the more the merrier

>>22563813
Nice OP, but you missed a detail that is key. The coin only works if you have 10 million of them or 1% of 1 billion supply of coins. Currently only 150 million are out and people haven't realized what they have yet (hence the idiots selling off). When whales realize what they can get and that they can control Uniswap with this, you're going to see a "coin coincil" happen where 15-99 whales end up cornering the coin market and driving prices through the roof. UNI 10k a coin 2025 EOY.

>>22567240
>>22567191
>>22564093
The biggest issue is the 1% required in your wallet in order to propose things. This means whales are going to accumulate and rich people have the money to pay top dollar for a vital commodity. It's like if noblemen had to buy land from poorfags to rule them or something.

>>22569890
lmfao imagine looking at order books, you guys are so easily manipulated

>>22564131
lol poorfags

>>22572311
uniswap will be destroyed by a layer 2 dex before that happens dumb nico poster

>>22563813
>Poorfags are selling their stacks to the whales and VCs to buy a PS5.
desu good for them, taking their free money, but yeah I'm in it to win it, not selling

>>22573167
uniswap will be the first L2 DEX screencap idiot

>>22563813
exit scam pump and dump. devs left the project months ago

>>22567191
kek

>14 transactions on que
>pending cancellation

how the fuck do i clear up my meta mask without going broke

>>22573302
you don't. wait 2 days lmao

>>22573221
what is Stakenet or Loopring for $500 Alex?

>>22573403
and they will just be rejected?

fuckkkkkkk

>>22573435
You will also pay gas for each failed transaction too if they were with different nonces. KEK

>>22566519
Hi pajeet. You being stuck out by the paywall proved you are inferior in basically every single way.

>>22573507
i only have .2 eth in my wallet let those faggots take it ALL

>>22573644
rip

>>22573698
> changes gwei to 200 and they call got reject for free

fuck u faggot

So avoid high af nonce at all costs right? It was at 75 before I deposited ETH from uphold which turned most recent transaction into 375678 nonce. Help plox

kek Coinbase takes months and years before they list projects acting like they are so exclusive then list uniswap in less than 12 hrs

>>22574618
Something big is brewing. Kraken got a bank charter recently. This is the calm before the storm.

Just sold my UNI for YFMS at $200. It’ll hit $2000 next week when staking is launched.

You’ve been warned!

>>22571949
yeet
yfhv

and maybe bonk to get me some NFT

>>22573570
Did my post hurt your fragile ego?

Ignorance is bliss, I'll keep capitalizing on you. Don't forget to panic sell what you bought back at a loss so I can buy back in

>>22574700
Yeah sell your stocks of the biggest exchange for a pajeet scam.

>>22574921
You are the only pajeet to get past the paywall. Congratulations.

>>22565067
>>22566764
uniswap launched its own token. it airdropped to any one who uses their service. just connect to the service and claim. really easy.
>>22566937
yes

>>22563813
If i bought 16k DMG a few months ago can i redeem some uni tokens? How does this work?

God i hate coinbase. Cant wait til i get my ledger wallet. Everything is ok coinbase wallet wise but it says the 400 coins only worth 200 bucks.

>>22575379
>go to Uniswap
>connect wallet
>get pop up
>accept
>receive 400 UNI
Don't forget that gasfees are high as fuck so make sure your account has ETH on it

if i want to sell should i sell when it hits 4 again?

>>22571189
help me anon how d you claim the uni on trust wallet, if trust wallet doesnt have ability to use uniswap

>>22575480
Thank you. Do i get more uni tokens for the transaction or just 400?

>>22575499
If it hits 4 again it's going past that.
This is a crucial moment, in a matter of minutes this thing either goes to 4.5 or 2

>>22564131
SONY DRONES ARE REAL XD

>>22575737
30 minutes till coinbase trading. Buy the dip

>>22575777
Way too risky

How many times do I have to fud this to get in below $1

Sell you poor fags, just take your measely 1.5k and gtfo REEEEEEEE

>>22575802
Yolo

>>22573405
They don't have the network effects.

>>22575802
Its an airdopped coin pussy

yo whats the best gas price for a quick claim Tx?

Oh god i don't know whether to HODL or sell. The pro.coinbase trading is gonna make volatility skyrocket

>>22576006
When is this shit happening even

>>22576125
17 minutes

>>22576006
we're going to hit 10$ in an hour

>>22576693
thatd be nice

>>22574618
and they listed ify too kek. Coinbase only has left to put out their own shitcoin to achieve full pajeet status.

>>22571012
ayyy

Why.. why is it dumping. Amar said this was going to go $10.

>>22577011
It's not dumping though? It just corrected a bit. It's already climbing again.

Never mind it was Aklatresh who said it. Next time I see him in the village I will stone him.

Coinbase Pro is now live

>>22563813
>Poorfags are selling their stacks to the whales and VCs to buy a PS5

You are wrong OP. I'm actually buying a PS5 and a RTX3080.

>>22575944
15$ worked for me

I sold my 800 stack to buy back in when it went below a dollar but the goddamn pajeets aren't dumping!

It's going up

>>22577856
Don't worry, anon. Us euroshits will commence dumping tomorrow morning.

WHY IS IT PUMPING AAAAAAAAAAA


... Heh, you thought I sold, didn’t you? Tch. As if I’d ever be so foolish!

>>22563813
I had two claimable wallets so I cashed out 300 of 800 into eth, link, and bitcoin. Letting the rest ride to 50 or 0, its free money why not

>>22577856

They are, it's just that whales are literally dropping $100k orders into this shitcoin because it has a crazy staking APY with no IL, and you are basically a Uniswap Exchange board member if you hold 1% of the supply.

If you don't desperately need the money hold, and in a year or two we'll be rich for doing nothing.

>>22578059
except your forgetting eth will dump soon, taking out all these gains. get your profits before they're off the table. i'll be able to get a stack of 800 for half my gains today.

>>22578059
Damn you whales and damn you pajeets this crypto game is all to cruel

>>22578158
Eths literally pumping right now

I'm trying to claim 400 uni but gas fee is like $13, should I pay it guys?

>>22578358
Neck yourself

>>22578358
1 uni costs $3.4 nigga imagine being this poor

>>22578382
What do you mean poojeet?

>>22572363
Couldnt someone get around this with a smart contract? Raise the required amount from anyone that wants to throw in and then make the proposal with the pooled tokens?

>>22578409
If anything you're the poojeet. What the fuck is 13 dollars when you get 1200 for free?

>>22578404
Why the fuck are ETH fees so high though lmao

>>22578059
Where is the staking?

>>22578358
>gas fee is like $13
I had 3 wallets and paid $50 for each one. Stop being such a bitch, it's free money. Never thought i'd say that unironically on biz.. kek.. "free", what a crazy time.

>>22578431
I'm used to paying sub dollar ETH fees, this is ridiculous.

>>22564131
serious question I don't keep up with vidya like I used to, wtf is even coming out for ps5?

>>22578450

Still on the way.

>>22578446
jesus fuck when did the lebbit faggots get here. how did you manage to figure out uniswap if you don't understand network congestion?

>>22578478
It is ridiculous but still worth it.

>>22578483
Demon souls remastered
Harry Potter rpg

>>22578446
because DeFi shit using too much gas, and there is too much transactions for current network
and today is actually the worst day exactly because of uni airdrop

>>22578468
I paid it guys. What's the next step, are we holding this shit or will it dump with CB listing? Also quick rundown on the claim? How do they determine who gets what?

>>22578483
Ps4 was the bloodborne machine. Ps5 is the demon souls machine

>>22564131
based nigger consoomer

>>22578534
you get 400 UNI for using swaps, and extra UNI if you provided liquidity. Not sure about numbers but someone got half a million USD because he was early liquidity provider back at V1

5 hours waiting on claiming my 400 UNI. How can I speed this up with coinbase wallet?

>>22564069
None of crypto is needed. It solely exists to make or lose money. Now chose your poison.

>>22578628
>someone got half a million USD because he was early liquidity provider back at V1
Holy shit. This is why I love crypto.

>>22578485
How much is earned? Is it a fee sharing system? If so that could be insane

>>22578663
You can't

>>22564131
>I'd rather have a guaranteed ps5 now than a possible $20k in the future

>>22563813
Bullshit.
I smell foolish.
Your valuation skills are similar to a child.
Seems like you never studied finance.

No one cares about circ supply in t0. It’s similar with CRV. Massive token inflation.
T4 valuation is at current price levels: 3,5 billion.

50$ equals 50billion MC. This is not even a realistic value for a not needed token when Uni would surpass binance PLUS cb geplündertere together. Kek

>>22578763
ha neeeeerd

>>22578739
When can I expect them? Could it take over a day?

How do I sell this token?

Brit here, cant use coinable pro and cant swap on uni swap.

>>22578763
seems like you havent seen a proper bullrun. once you can stake your uni for trading fees and uniswap is generating 15b daily volume i will think about you while jerking off to my passive gains. thank you poor pajeets for dumping your bags.

i paid 250 gwei because fuck you, i dont care if i receive my UNI tomorrow. Not paying more.

>>22578763
3.5b eval is low considering how the governance will 100% make a way to acquire fees off the network for owning the token

>>22578819
its already listed on every fucking exchange out there

>>22563813
do the fucking maths, theres no way uniswap make 1000 per wallet, and on top of that, it all going to holders.

>>22578628
Jesus motherfucking Christ... If I just could turn back time...

>>22578628
i have about an eth in liquidity in a pool for trnd and only got 1 uni for that... still got the other 400 though.

>>22578931
i think time spent as liquidity provider is a bigger factor

>>22578881
you won't get it. it'll fail out and you've wasted eth on that transaction

> he thinks uniswap has any more value than sushi

>>22578500
>>22578525
>and today is actually the worst day exactly because of uni airdrop
I see. I'm literally on /biz/ every couple of hours, I'm not sure how I missed this event. Guess /biz/ isn't the best for crypto news.

>>22564131
>guaranteed ps5
faggot. just ask your wife's boyfriend if you can use his

>>22564131
thank you for paying my salary
t. SIE employee

>>22579036
try sorting the catalog by reply count sometimes

>>22579036
>autists with tendie crumbs in their keyboard that have to type with 1 hand because they're holding their dick jerking off to bigfoot porn isn't the best source of info.. however there are gems around in the less garish threads, so lurk moar faggot.

>>22578663
Process again with higher gas fee

>got 800 from two wallets
>sold half and keeping half
>happy either way because it’s literally free money and I’m not mentally ill
>people in here are actually angry at other people in here about free money

while i was waiting for my transaction to go through i put in my statera address(which i no longer have) and it said i could claim 1k unitokens but the transaction kept failing. now when i do it hours later it says there isnt any to claim? im not sure how this works was it just glitchy? does everyone just get 400? or are those 1k uni lost somewhere? im using coinbase wallet

how much is this shit gonna be in 1month

>>22578999
trips of truth so i believe you
hmm so what do?

>>22579134
>so lurk moar faggot
It's good for gems like LINK for example but especially lately they are behind Twitter, Telegram and even Plebbit.

is it worth it to provide liquidity?

Selling 400 @ $20, sold 400 @ 3.5

>>22578534
>are we holding this shit
Yes.

>>22579290
if you're using metamask you can send a cancel to the tx.. had to do that twice this morning because i was jewish with gas.. costs $4 or something, but it'll cancel after 15 minutes.

when you retry to claim, check https://www.gasnow.org/ and just custom enter the fast gas fee

>>22579392
Ok I accelereated it on metamask. it says +11 min

>>22579474
i tried doing that at first, but it sat there for half an hour still going between 7 hours and 2+days on medium gas fee. you might have to bite the bullet and cancel/reclaim.. but may as well wait it out to see if it speeds it up.

godspeed to free money!

>>22579518
Is there a time limit to claim those UNI? Can we wait until network is decongested in a few days?

>>22579595
Ha, I got them

>>22579474
YOU'RE A NIGGER, HARRY

>>22578628
some anon posted a screencap of him (maybe someone else) receiving $3,000,000 worth of UNI

>>22579595
there is a limited supply of UNI

>>22563813

I paid 15 buck in gas fees and have something like 1.5k worth of UNI in my wallet less than 5 mins later, what's the issue with congestion?

>>22579717
greedy retards who don't want to pay extra few bucks to receive 1.5k

>>22579742
>greedy retards who don't want to pay extra few bucks to receive 1.5k
To be fair, some are plain retards who use Coinbase and can't change the gas fee.

>>22578446
I unironically want bad things to happen to you.
>lmao
Go the fuck back.

So it's listed on Coinbase now right?

Do you guys think this will go higher before the liquidity pooling goes online tomorrow?

>>22579822
Sorry nigger I'm used to talking to actual friends and not anonymous people online so I'll throw in a "lol" or "lmao" from time to time to lighten things up. I'm not a Stoic emotionless incel like you.

that is true, I am a poorfag and sold 300 of the 400 UNI so I could literally have a FREE PS5. However I will hodl the 100 UNI for a few years just to see what happens. can't loose anyway so fuck it.

THANK YOU UNISWAP, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!

>>22579991
>tfw gonna be a millionaire just because I flipped some shit coins on uniswap

>>22579991
the coziest and comfiest vibes, thank you uniswap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T27DS4uxhnA

400 UNI will be worth half a million in the next two years.

What you are witnessing is capitalism in action. Poorfags sell because they don't have it in them to be rich. Comfy holders will quietly amass wealth because we will make it.

>>22567191
Apple is protected as a company by shitloads of laws, most importantly IP.
Uniswap on the other hand, can easily get rekt by irrational governance and then liquidity providers and traders just move to a fork.

>>22579970
get in the gas chamber faggot, you don't belong here

>>22578421
Yeah someone will make this but slap an useless shitcoin on top of it by giving some poorly explained excuse so they can make a quick buck

>>22580178
>400 UNI will be worth half a million in the next two years
anon, that's very optimistic

>>22580178
no, you're delusional and greedy holding on for more gains thinking some alternative to uni won't come along tomorrow and suck the value out of this coin. cope

WHAT CRYPTO CREDIT CARD DO Y'ALL USE??
I have bit pay rn but it keeps telling me "error broadcasting transaction"
plz frens, someone tell me what card I should be using.

>>22565224
This kek the whole platform is built on trading coins as fast as you can to make a quick profit. Whoever didn't sell pronto is getting fucked the least as the chart indicates.

>inb4 it will do the same as BNB!!!

Yeah because you can compare Uniswap to Binance fucking top kek

>>22580476
BNB is an in-house fun token.. uni is a governance token. only basic bitch newfag retards are comparing the two

>>22580341
When the whales start eating other for this coin the price will skyrocket

>>22580348
It's a governance coin, it can't be replaced unless Uniswap decide to do so, in which case they'll have to offer a swap for UNI holders. These are effectively shares in Uniswap.

>>22580278
Fuck you weakling.

>>22572311
Bullish as fuck

UNI will become the next CRV
https://cryptokek.com/uniswap-threatened-by-sushiswap/

>>22574700
LOL Poorfag

>>22568609
this is where you're not thinking.

Uniswap has 3% fees right now. If all fees were assigned to token holders instead of whatever they are going to now, at 150M tokens, each token would be worth $0.60 annually per token.

You tell me if you think that's worth paying $3 a token for.

>>22563813
Why yes, I'm holding until 20$ how could you tell?

>>22581532
>Uniswap has 3% fees
0.3%, but yeah.

>>22577856
>>22577901
Poorfags cope and get left behind

>>22581532
wow thanks for caring about my financial wellbeing, just sold 400

>>22581556
thanks for clarifying

so the point is, Uniswap governance can decide to raise fees (which would harm its place in the space) or they could reassign fee allocation to token holders. and even if they assigned 100% of fees to token holders, there are going to be so many tokens in the ecosystem, it's going to be really hard to ever see a significant return from holding tokens and expecting fee rewards.

>>22581603
im genuinely interested in what compels you to hold rather than assuming im a jewish globalist conspirator who is trying to get lonely losers on 7choon to part with their Ps5 money so i can gather funds for my overlords to rebuild the temple, lmao

>>22581615
Thats only a bear case assuming returns mattered for small players, but if you are a whale, then its a great place to park your money. Most market makers arent made by the many poor players, they are made by the whales. Hope you didnt sell already anon...

>>22580433

>>22581615
Governance whales will do two things, they will make UNI more valuable by granting holders a share of the fees and they will also make sure their specific liquidity pools generate UNI for them.

>>22580348
Cringe. Poorfag Cope

>>22564266
>only involvement in crypto is buying XRP on coinbase and selling at a loss after three years

go take your 7mg estrogen dose and dilate, tranny

ngmi

>>22563813
Everyone dumping their free UNI tokens. Then a few days later they will announce some huge utility for it.

The platform came out of nowhere. The token came out of nowhere. Do you really think this is just a governance token?

All the poorfags that sold, stay poor.

WHAT THE FUCK FREE MONEY LOL
Fuck all u fudders and fuckfaces fuck fuck all of you.
WHAT DO I DO? I WONT LISTEN TO ANYONE.
SELLING 300, CYA MOONBOYS HOPEFULLY WE MEET IN THE FUTURE

Claimed and immediately dumped mine.

How the fuck do i send this shit over to my binance

>>22564069
kys mother fucking kike
go back to cex

it's dumping

>>22582495
I am financially ruined.

>>22582495
don't worry. $5 end of week.

ITS FUCKING OVER

>>22582620
yes sir yes sir buy buy

>>22582507
Sell sell sell

>>22581532
no, .3% of current volume ($400m) would be around $1.2m per day, x 365 = $438 m, roughly $3/token/year.

of course it's not .3% to tokens, it is suggested that it will be .05%, so cut that down by 5/6. .50 per token per year. at $3.50 token price this is a PE ratio of 7. do you understand that this is 20x or more below other speculative tech projects. also, don't expect all the tokens to be claimed.

>>22582644
accumulating...

>>22582624
FUCKING NIGGER BIZ

This shit will pump hard, 70% uni is already claimed

Took 7 hours though.

>>22583095
I don't see this metric on the uniswap website. How are you getting this number?