/biz/ - Business & Finance

LET'S FUCKING GO BOOOOOYS

>>22575949
wheres this info

20$ in few hours

>>22575949
UNI Marine checking in. Hold the fucking line boys.

>>22576017
Twitter. They said 3 pm est (or whatever that is pst)

>>22575949
FAGGOTS TELL ME

How much do you earn for providing liquidity to UNI and how much UNI can you farm by using their 4 pools?

>>22576017
this

also why would coinbase list a rival platform

im waiting to dump thousands of tokens. Uniswap will die. Desperate move from the team

>>22576098
screenshot or never happen

>>22575949
lol noobs who don't know about the coinbase effect

I sold my 400 UNI ASAP - thanks for the frree $1300

>>22576098
Which twitter account? Nothing on coinbases twitter

>>22576149
https://mobile.twitter.com/CoinbasePro/status/1306649046644391938
Jesus christ you cant look at fucking twitter? This isnt some insider information

>>22575949
Will be interesting

How to get uni?

>>22576211
Buy or claim or do both

>>22576154
thats right I wont gamble on another shit coin thanks for free gibs

>>22576121
EEE without the middle E

Fuck I feel stupid now for selling so quickly. Anyway I'm happy. Thank you faggot unicorn

FAKE AND GAY

I just got my free 400 UNI. How did that work, is it because I used it before or can anyone just go onto uniswap with their metamask wallet open and get them?

HOLD YOU SONS OF BITCHES

THIS IS OUR SHOT

>>22576211
Buy on binance

fellas,if i trade on CB pro there are no gas fees right? also, it says uni/USD isn't available in yurop, is there any way I can get around this? VPN?

>>22576121

If people are buying UNI they'd rather get paid the transfer fee themselves than have UNI get all the money

I’m loving this.. all you fucking retards are going to fomo back in. See you at $5.

>>22576294
look at the tweets right before the uniswap/usd one. They're making the customers pay gas fees starting today lol

>>22576211
kraken

>>22576351
WOOOOOOOOW that's fucking crazy. I guess I'll just sell it on uniswap when it moons. anyone else had to re up on gas today? gas is fucking crazy

>>22576274
Used before september

So why hasn't this hit rock bottom despite all the free coin that they gave out?

Whats stopping the UNI super whales from dumping millions of their coin?

>>22576399
paid $52 in gas fee's to sell these 400 cancercoins

>>22575949
IM SO EXCITED!!!!!!! FUCKING BZRX MADE ME LOSE AS MUCH AS I AM NOW IN PROFIT WITH UNI YAAAA BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>22576399

re-up on gas? You can buy gas in bulk instead of during the transaction?

>>22576455
if you buy gas low you can use it when its high

I claimed my uni last night through Coinbase Wallet which doesn't let you adjust gas. It still hasn't gone through, will I have to wait a month now?

>>22576526

How do you buy gas? It just auto-does it for me when I swap on uni

>>22576440

Look at the trade history.

Dumb money is selling their airdrops for $1000

Smart money is buying 100+ eth worth of this stuff before it goes supernova

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i guess i gonna hold :^)

>>22576116
this I want to know
never considered providing liquidity until now

>>22576400
I'm so glad I did the needful

>>22576576
I claimed it through CB wallet too, and got it within 2mins , dumped it within 1min. You did something wrong

>>22576576
lmao

>>22575949
This is a massive pump. Binance, Coinbase listing within a day. Looks all coordinated as fuck. Will moon and then promptly crash.

Final value with be around $3

>>22576668
lol yeah right

>>22576619
me too, I bought kleros and immediately sold it for a loss, turned out to be a great financial decision

>>22576576
Normiebase always sets it to the lowest fee, so now you're stuck waiting for probably a month

>>22576668
>Final value with be around $3
guess i have nothing to lose then, comfy

where is the pump

>>22576710
it's RIGHT NOW - fucking sell you imbecil

IM EXCITED DX

I have tried a dozen times with no luck. Is there a trick to claim?

how do you know it's gonna pump and not dump when listed on coinbase?

>>22576751
the coinbase pnd is already priced in, it won't happen

It will goes to coinbase from coinbase pro with in couple of days

>>22576783
???

>>22576751
everything pumps the first few hours after coinbase listing

>>22576750
It says to confirm in you wallet.

>>22576809
so why is this shit not moving

binance has it, should be no gas fees on there right?

>>22576807
??? what? the coinbase pnd won't happen. it will either dump down from 4 and starts bleeding, or moon to 10 and stay there

Lol o you’re right, I haven’t tried that

fuck you cuckbase

>>22576886
because? are you just pulling this out of your ass or is there any reasoning

>>22576901
Try vpn

>>22576910
One UNI token is expected to generate anywhere from
1 cent to 25 cents per month; that is if there is a fee switch proposal that passes. Plus there is a 180 day timelock for that to activate.
At $1 it's a screaming buy, even at $5 with the low end 1 cent estimate, it beats boomer investments as that is a ~6% annual return at $5.

Personally I am waiting if I'm priced out i don't really care.

>>22576910
because that's how market work. everybody knows about the coinbase pnd, so it's already priced in, aka won't happen

>>22576750
increase your balance you poor fuck

>Should I all in ?

>>22576869
yes, there's fee's on a centralized exchange when you swap on their site.... YOU DUMB FUCK THERE'S NO FEE'S, ONLY WITHDRAW/DEPOSIT. LEARN TO READ.

Fuck, i finally got it, i am getting so drunk tonight, thank you unifags x

FIRST TRADES AAAAAHHH

>>22577030
if it drops under $1

>>22577030
Up to you

it's over...

are those trades on coinbase

>>22577066
pump incoming lads

>>22577066
BUY BUY BUY

>>22577102

>>22577139
I don't have high hopes >>22577102

>>22577102
SELL SELL SELL

>>22577102
What the fuck did you faggots expect? This type of shit is just retarded.

>>22577102
It will stabilize around $5. The fact that it hasn't crashed to 0 with so many pajeets selling is very..

I'm going to be so rich

>>22577030
Yes, but only if you want to hold exclusively uniswap tokens

lol noobs

>>22576613
>that top trade
holy shit $100k buys on this free shitcoin

>>22577102
I'm surprised it's still holding at 3.4
I don't want to be that schizo guy but this looks like your upwards flag thing or whatever

>>22577158
BUY BUY BUY

is it available on regular coinbase or coinbase pro only?

>>22575949
Someone was able to fill part of an order at .0001 lmao

I'm gonna feel so stupid if it goes to 10, but I got my tendies. Best of luck UNIcorns.

>>22577213
cheers
>>22577299
da

There's like 100 ETH buy orders on this thing, this should make anyone think twice about selling right away.

how much are the total fees to claim-sell-transfer??

CANT EVEN BUY THE GAS IS TO FUCKING HIGH
> SOMEONE FILL AN ORDER FOR >.0001
BITCH WTF

Trading all my UNI for Statera. Real chads, IYKYK

>>22575949
a

>>22577207
few understand

>>22577362
fucking madlad you won

>mfw watching coinbase pro for the last 10 minutes

>>22577314
dam*

>>22577284
HOLD HOLD DHOLD

>tfw i only had 1 wallet on uniswap

YOU MUST TYPE
>ZADDY PEG ME WITH A BIG GREEN DILDO
AND YOU'LL BE AWARED YUGE GAINS

>>22577010
I have no money. Will this still be available next week?

>>22575949

>Gas fee grows big nose and rubs hands

>>22577339
bump, help frens

>>22577277
Looks like ETH before the liftoff in 2017

>>22577467
Stop being a jew.

>>22577456
yes

https://youtu.be/owWRPfieJxo
She's On Fire -

>>22577339
Like 40 dollars to be able to claim your UNI and 30 to transfer to your wallet or so

>>22577497
i need to reduce my position, i just want to know how much i need. i move 25$ (which became 20) but those are only enough to claim and maybe transfer.

i need there are 2 more transaction to sell it on uniswap, how much are those?

>>22577467
it was about $52 for me, considering it just got listed on Coinbase Pro and every nig is dumping and Coinbase Pro just added withdraw fee's.... expect to pay more than $50

>>22577453
ZADDY OEG ME GREHD DALFO
Sorry my fingers are sweating on keyboard

just bought 99 ether worth. easiest 200 eth profit in a week

Its happening!

>>22577571
>>22577552
thanks, i don't wanna dump now anyway, i guess i can claim later at this point, maybe the gas will go down

>watching eth pump while idiots trade their uni for eth
>watching uni pump as big brains buy big stacks

It's good to be a smallstacker.

>>22577400
lmfao so true

coinbase ded

Is there a way to cancel my transaction? Traded through coinbase and it's stuck on pending

>>22576848
too many pajeets selling right now. let it stabilize

Why can't I see my UNI on coinbase after transferring my stack? Also why can't I find the UNI trading page when I search for it? Why does it have to be so difficult?

>>22577587
>easiest 200 eth profit in a week
He announced, 5 minutes after he bought it.
Pride comes before a fall, anon. You not been in crypto long?

>>22577784
I hope this is b8

>>22577795
I literally transferred it from metamask to cb pro and the transaction went through but now I can't see my UNI stack on cb.

So what’s happening unibros do I need to dump my 800 UNI?

My claim is pending since 7pm with 50$ fee ? soemone know why ?

>>22577840
dudeee

Anyone know what this is about?

Tried to sell 100 UNI, and it charged me a $40 miner fee, then the transactions failed and they kept the miner fee. Can anyone help me out so I can offload some of this shitcoin?

"Fail with error 'UniswapV2Router"

https://etherscan.io/tx/0xdd42a74d005c5a958c50663f1e6ad9a10c7410474aee3460325abc8bfa5dfb67

>>22577853

Because you're a furry

>>22577784
Sounds like you burned your UNI

>>22577851
Yes sirs, please help my village by selling your stack right now

we're going back up bros

>>22577866
I had this happen to an hour ago.

We’re fucked bros.

>>22577866
Miners are fags fuck the ethereum network it literally can’t handle any fucking load whatsoever. It’s shit.

>>22577308
Same

>>22575949
FUCK WHY DID I SELL REEEEEEEEE

>>22577784
What the fuck are you doing on coinbase man? I'm not even trying to be a dick but what in the actual fuck is wrong with you LOL.

NEVER FUCKING SELLING

Its already happening

>>22577840
Did you just send it to your CB Pro ethereum wallet address? Because as far as I can tell UNI isn’t even listed as a deposit option. In which case that shit is gone since you don’t control your private keys there.

>>22577530
Thanks anon

>>22577924
I guess I should just wait for the trading volume to go down a bit. Probably thousands of people just to cash in, servers must be on fire.

Well, cant really complain about $1500 free /biz/ bucks. Lets hold on for the ride

>>22577840
please tell me you're joking

>>22577938
This is literally what this thread is about. What the FUCK do you mean? My UNI showed up by the way.

OK HOLD THE FUCK UP

I just got my 400 UNI. I have previously only used Uniswap to buy pajeet pump and dumps, never have provided utility. I don't even know the point of the UNI coin. What the fuck do I do with this stuff?

>>22577851
yes dump it, throw it all away, who needs to get rich

>>22578047

sell it and cash your free money

>>22577784
>>22577840
Why the FUCK didn't you just sell this on binance instead?!

>>22578047
either sell or hold and hope price rises

>>22578052
Nah I think I’ll hold fuck it

>>22577784
its on coinbase pro you goofball

We're going to infinity bros...

>>22578079
price "rises"

>>22578131
excuse me?

>>22578047
you sell it for some quick cash because you're a poor clueless schmuck that asks an imageboard full of literal retards what to do with the crypto he was gifted

>>22578065
I don't even have a binance account. I tried selling on uniswap earlier today and got raped by congestion, couldn't sell it. So I wanted to send it over to cb pro and sell it there. My stack showed up but I'm still not able to trade it lol. At least I still have them lmao

>>22578131
THE FIRE RISES
They expect none of us the the wreckage brother

>>22578079
If i pull this token off coinbase, would it die?
it would be extremely costly
Thats a big pump
4 U

>>22577919
youve got to be kidding me...lets hope for a clean stabilization around 3.50

>>22578062
>>22578079
>>22578131
Wait, this is a shitload of money.
>>22578178
I AM a poor clueless schmuck! I literally buy based on memes on on here. Holy fuck, this is awesome!

>>22578211
>>22578163
lmao stuttering faggots

>buy loopring
>wait for gas prices to surge
>profit

>>22578214
kek

I'd be going in £20k hard on this if coinbase weren't such faggots with their shitty whitelist address book. Could have been 1.5x easily.

>>22578234
if you're holding STA you might consider just cashing out that 1400 before you lose it

>>22577840
>He's joking guys
Yeah he's joking


... right anon ?

>>22578214
Perhaps they're wondering why you'd buy a ps5 before buying a lambo

>>22578214
>>22578348

a true work of art

>>22578234
Seriously though, maybe sell half and keep the rest. That way you will have no regrets if it goes in either direction.

send to coinbase pro but coinbase pro don´t show me my 400 UNI but is in the history

>>22575949
what in the fuck I just made £1.4k for free..is this reality

>>22577866
>then the transactions failed and they kept the miner fee
welcome to the "decentralized cryptovalute", the future of money

Man i cant believe they just gave me $1300 for free. Feels good man.

>>22577866
you paid the gas to process the transaction, and the transaction failed. that's why scaling is important

>>22578234
>this is awesome

back to ledit

>>22577866
You have to pay them $40 eth to confirm or some shit. Then pay $30 eth to actually sell kek

>>22578455
I got $2800 for free this morning and was like fuck dude is this real? Imagine if you had used like 50+ addresses for whatever reason. Shit is crazy to think about.

>>22578214
Hmmm. Coinbase pro doesn't reload atm and shows the prize at 0.00000000000000 on my screen. What the fuck have you done?

>>22578390
same

>>22578529
sry I uploaded 12m tokens and crashed the site.. just allow me to dump my tokens first. thanks anon

>>22577571
>Coinbase Pro just added withdraw fee's
fuck that exchange and the kikes that run it. I member trading there when it was called GDAX and you could actually trade for 0% on limit orders. this was before they started banning people for political reasons too

fucking jews, this is how they always operate

I connected metamask wallet and claimed my 400 tokens and its now showing $0 in the claim transaction.

why has uniswap given everyone this free money, what is in it for them?

>>22576121
Coinbase literally venture funded Uniswaps parent company retard.

>>22578639
it provides liquidity

I got an email about Coinbase Pro instituting withdrawal fees. What the fuck so they tax me on buying and selling and tax me on taking my property out? Motherfuckers.

>>22578632
get the fuck out newfag

>>22578639
>>22578683
Does anyone remember ONT doing an airdrop back in the day for people that signed up on their website and everyone made $2000 overnight? It’s the same difference, except this is actually pretty fucking huge

>>22578632
look for the thread with the fix of this issue

>>22578799
the "fix" of his subhuman brain?

>>22575949
I had 3 metamask wallets I had used on Uniswap. This day is awesome.

>>22578728
How much are the fees?

>>22576121
coinbase will be one of the biggest holders of uni. why should they have a dangerous rival when they just could buy the "shares" and also profit from apy. its a fucking win win and therefore big potential growth for uni.

>>22578397
Same thing happened to me. It will eventually show up on your portfolio, it took like 10 mins for me.

>>22578234
congrats poorfriend. i'm unironically happy for you

ITS PUMPING AGAIN

>>22579140
I'm still salty that my first uniswap transaction was about 6 days AFTER the snapshot. Wouldve recouped a lot of losses. Oh well. I'm riding with yall on this

>View OnlyUNI/USD trading is not yet available in your region.
Is trading going to be available in europe eventually?

>>22579237
Same but I bought at 2.8 so I'm still fine with this

>>22578234
That's awesome. Now you can do some real trading.

>>22576576
i got around it by just adding some more eth to my wallet, and then trying to claim it again. it ate the original fee, but it went through, and exchanging $30 worth of eth for $1500 worth of w/e the fuck this is, fair deal lol. ima hold this shit forever tho, so see you at $0.01.

>sell 300
>keep 100

this is logical, no?

is there any time limit to claim the UNI? im getting cucked by tx times trying to buy ETH for gas fees

>>22578639
most people will lose money on this regardless

>>22578234

Today is a good day so I'll be honest with you bro. I was in your position once buying the memes. Find better projects. Those are both heavily manipulated P&Ds I used to hold. I dumped on the current bag holders for a 10x and 30x. Feels kinda bad that you guys think it hasn't mooned yet.
Those coins are over we already got our moons.

>>22579329
yeah

>>22579329
i got mine for free and bought more. go big or go home.

>>22579367
uniswap knows people will gamble the free shit away on their platform anyway, generating massive fees lol.

>>22579367
I swapped it all for ethereum the second I found out. I probably missed the top, but I bet I missed the bottom too.

>>22579420
this

>>22579453
I'm on the same boat

WHEN WILL THIS TRANSACTION GO THROUGH
I sped it up like 5 times, it's over 900 gas right now

>>22579206
time to fuck up that $4 barrier

My village cow's life depends on this breaking $5 sirs, we have to keep it pumping, do it for cow sirs

I hope I'm wrong and you guys holding make a bunch of money, but I'm pretty sure the outrageous gas fees and slow transfer times are the only reason this thing is still above $3. Don't miss out.

LETS GO MOOON

>>22579503
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Instead of swapping on Uniswap see if moving on Binance is cheaper for you guys. For me it was. And you can leave a sell order instead of constantly checking the price like a schizo.

>>22579503
just cancel it already jesus christ

>>22579503
lmao! the speed up meme button doesnt do anything on meta. overwrite your nonce, google it.

Holy shit did you see that jump in price?!

>>22579708
We're breaking 4 dollars soon

And then right back down again LOL

>>22579708
>>22579728
What's going on you niggers. Fuck I had a 2nd wallet with transactions on it that I lost the seed phrase. Guess I lost 1600.

>>22579777
LOL @ the brown ID

>>22579728
Aaaaaaaa why is this shit not going down I swear to god if tomorrow I wake up and it’s 5$ I’m gonna fucking throw myself off the window aaaaaaaaa

sirs are we moon now??

>>22579503
I just sent a 400 gwei transaction within 15 min lol. How are you even failing these.

>>22575949
WHALES WILL DUMP IN 20 MIN
SWAP TO LINKIES NOW
YOUVE BEEN WARNED

>>22579876
How heavy are your $20 link bags anon

>>22576116
Wondering if I should dump all 400 in a pool

>>22579912
400 is nothing
Wales bought ten thousands of this stuff
With 400 you'd get like 3 bucks worth of fees every day

>>22579503
This. Please help, I'm retarded and used coinbase wallet

>>22579686
Lol i tried now it won't even cancel.... i tried to push through another txn on the same nonce and that one hung as well... it looks like i just lost 400 Uni bros

>>22579693
lol tried that too.... gone fishin for that lost UNI, maybe one of you clever boys can find it

>>22577767
Did the pajeets finally get past the paywall? Third worldwide can’t afford the gas. Kek.

lmao I sold at $2.3
fml

>>22579979
just DM vitalik buterin on twitter, he'll help you out and adjust the entire ETH mainet for you temporary to help the transaction go through

>>22580072
ouch

>>22580102
Yeah this guy is amazing. He saved my UNIs, gave him 1 as a tip.

>>22575949
When do we sell, lads?

>>22580151
Free money, but still
Could have just discovered my free 400 UNI tomorrow or something

>>22579979
Download Metamask desktop, import your wallet using the seed phrase from cb wallet, and replace the transaction with the same nonce + high fee sending 0 ETH to yourself to drop it. Then claim your UNI using Metamask and set the fee high as fuck. I set mine to around $45 this morning to get it to go through

>>22579828
enjoy your free money faggot

>>22579503
TRY CLAIMING IT FROM UNISWAP AGAIN

IT WORKED FOR ME JUST NOW

>>22580191
$7-10

>>22580102
HAHA I DID IT FUCK YOU ANON I GOT MY UNI AFTER 13 HRS
>>22579503
ANON JUST REFRESH THE UNISWAP PAGE AND TRY TO RECLAIM IT AGAIN, WHEN IT SENDS YOU THE PUSH NOTIFICATION ITLL SAY SOMETHING LIKE IT WONT GO THROUGH. AT THAT POINT REFRESH THE PAGE ONE MORE TIME AND YOULL GET IT

>>22580191
Next year at $3k

>>22580219
thanks for the advice anon but i somehow managed to stupidly brute force it. Love you though :* <333

we go a pretty obvious meme triangle unichads, closing up in 24 hours at most

comfy hold till then, maybe the gas will go back to normal meanwhile

then or >>22580228 or it will slowly bleed towards 2 and possibly lower

>>22575949
SOLD 300 AT 3.75 GET OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE. I LITERALLY JUST GOT A THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS FOR FREE HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>22575949
unistake(dot)fund

>>22580227
thanks, been trying that all morning.... how did you get it to work?

Sold for 0.14 BTC.

>gas price: 500 gwei
>many people are priced out from claiming
pump the price, what happens?
it's fun to watch wealth distribution from richfags that feel smart to poorfags for a change.

>>22580191
I have no balls so I'm getting out at 7

>>22580238
thanks anon,
All i get is,
'Address has no available claim'

>>22579329
same here, now the question is well should I sell the 100. I think at 5.
>>22579860
I don't think you lost if unless you sent to wrong address or something

>>22580238
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I DID!!
TRIED TO CLAIM AGAIN AND IT GAVE ME SOME LONG ASS ERROR AND WHEN I RELOADED I HAD 1400 in UNI

>>22580567
have u traded a lot though? i've only ever made one 5 ETH trade from my wallet and got 8,800 for some reason
not complaining but can you explain why we got more than 400?

>>22580567
lol sounds like they gave mine to you, pls spend it wisely

How long can I wait to claim my uni

REMEMBER THAT IF YOUR TRANSACITON IS STUCK - REWRITE YOUR NONCE GOOGLE IT THERE IS YOUTUBE WALKTROUGH.

i fucking spent 150$ on gas and transaction didnt go through. happily some anon spoonfeeded the nonce reqriting, even i knew it but i wasnt sure could it work

>>22576611
Poorfag. I spent 200 bucks on gas in trades earlier.

>>22576611
Your Jewness will cost you hundreds

>>22577452
Be happy you still made 4 ether!! you money grabbing jew

I got 1200 UNI in the airdrop, sold 400 for ETH and swapped for 1000 BUIDL which will recover and easily become $3-4000

>>22580380
aahh fuck man, wish i could help but that was all i did to get my uni
>>22580567
NICE ANON, good luck and take care!

This shits going flop so hard. Way too much euphoria. CRV and UNI are identical, go look at CRV Price.
https://cryptokek.com/uniswap-threatened-by-sushiswap/

>people who sold waking up tomorrow to see $10 UNI

>>22578199
Most eth tokens take 35 confirmations. Even after the confirmation of success you still need to wait for 35 block confirmations.

>>22580285
I swapped 400 for 1000 BUIDL which I'll sell at $4 each

>>22579805
>>22579777
Hard kek and witnessed/checked

>>22581546
cool

>>22575949
>this is the most crucial moment for UNI
Also, 2h until liquidity mining starts.

post the coin you traded that magically gave you 1.5$k
>STATCONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCT

>>22581410
You're that same faggot from the other thread...
>>22581374
I hope someone fucks aids into your eye holes

I never intended to trade there but had to help a friend out. Now I made $1500 for a good deed.

>>22581662
my wiener is hard. I love free money

i was buying bzrx on uniswap for my normie friends and i had a different account for each one.

i ended up bagging 2400 uni

suck my dick bitches

How you get those 400 UNI?

>>22581755
Imagine if you made 50 wallets. ~72k. Shiiiiiit FUCK I wish I knew about this

>>22581763
>>22580651

Now...What to buy with my UNIswap stimulus check...

>>22581763
If you didnt make a transaction on uniswap before september 1, then too late

>>22580361
send it to exchange

>>22581643
>post the coin you traded that magically gave you 1.5$k

Floyd token. Not even joking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnL5IRLLP0
WTF bros is this real???

>>22581643
bought £30 worth of soft link kek
its worth like £2 now

>>22581981
kys nigger

>>22581981
>If you would like to participate in the giveaway, it's very simple! All you need to do is send any amount of UNI, (between 250 UNI - 10000 UNI) to our official contribution address for this event, and once we have received your transaction, we will immediately send back (2x) to the address that you sent the UNI from.

Yes, I just made 20k!

>>22575949
WAIT WHAT
you tell me they gifted me 1500 dollar worth of coins because i started using uniswap end of august?
Even tho i traded with only a few hundret euro?
Is this real life?

>>22581981
no it's the standard pajeet scam

>>22575949
How the fuck do I even get these tokens? I've never used Uniswap.

>>22581104
it will save me hundreds because i'll dump tomorrow at 8$ with a 100gwei gas price, yeah

>>22581981
you're a retard

>>22582035
Who knows if the pop up will keep loading then

>>22582023
And this shit still is worth that money after half a day instead of instantly running into the ground. It's hilarious.

>>22582033
go on uniswap and buy them?

>>22582023
Yes. I am a total newfag that only passed $100 through their system back in August just to learn how to use it. Now I'm sitting on over a grand of Uni out of nowhere.

>>22582033
you can't you have to have had a wallet that's done at least 1 uniswap transaction before the snapshot

>>22581981
ITS A LITERAL PAJEET IN LIVESTREAM, NO WAY ANYONE WITH POSITIVE IQ SENDS THEM ANYTHING

>>22582065
it stayed above 2.50 when literally 90% of pajeets were dumping, i'm pretty sure it'll do fine during the market discovery in the next few days

>>22582093
Guess I'm too late then. I never used uniswap because it just kind of seemed sketchy with all the foodcoins, plus I don't have unlimited cash like most of you do, and I wasn't about to throw away money on (((gas prices)))

>>22582033
>Check coinmarketcap or coingecko
>Check market pairs
It's that simple

>>22575949
Are you guys holding onto your free 400 UNI or selling? What's everyone's strategy here boys?

>>22582150
I don't an account on either of those.

>>22582151
I sold half. Tempted to rebuy since it dumped from where I sold but those gas fees are too high so maybe not

>>22582139

The gas prices have gotten retarded. I actually started using uniswap instead of coinbase back in early spring because the gas price on uni was like 2 cents at the time

>>22582164
You don't have an account on one of the countless exchanges listed there?

>>22582188
Well, I only have 1 ETH, and I'm hanging onto it. Not going to throw it away on jewish gas fees and a token that may crash.
>>22582209
I have coinbase and a crypto.com account. That's it. I'm new to crypto. I've only been messing with it for about 3 months now, and I only found /biiz/ about a month ago maybe. I don't know shit about uniswap other than the fact that it's expensive to use, and I can't afford to just piss away money like you guys can.

>>22582151
gonna sell half when it reaches 10 and keep the other half for later. you'd be retarded not to cash out on literal free money, but you'd also be retarded not to see the mooning potential here

>>22582262
>I've only been messing with it for about 3 months now, and I only found /biiz/ about a month ago maybe
You had three weeks to buy Statera through uniswap, you have no excuse. also gas prices seem like nothing compared to a guaranteed 1K at minimum.

>>22582097
Huh? Hayden is on the livestream...

>>22581643
I had Statera last month and that may be what made me eligible. I wish it made me money while I had it too.

>>22582279
See this is what my plan was. Wait for it to get listed on exchanges, pumped, and then sell half and HODL the other half in case it moons even harder in the future.

>>22582305
>Stratera
I don't buy no name coins. The only shit I buy is the established shit like BTC and ETH, and those are already volatile enough. I don't have money to just throw away on potential scam/bullshit coins.

How do u get the airdrop? I use uniswap bigly

>>22582151
I sold but i'm a poorfag, the airdrop was worth x5 more than i ever traded on uni lmao

>>22582383
ngmi

>>22582383
BTC and ETH aren't going anywhere but you do what you want

Fuck me. I started this year with trying to be orderly. I opened 3 different metamasks for different exchanges and keep everything in order or panic buy or sell in case one got clogged.
I only used metamask in one of them. Had I used the 4 of them...
Fuck my life.

>>22582383

The shitcoins are where you make money unless you're rich. You have to get lucky on the coin though. A shitgoing going from .002 to .02 is going to make you more money than if bitcoin went to 100k. Percentage change is what matters, not the actual dollar amount of the coin.

>>22582422
Dude, imagine making 100 metamask wallets. ~144k right there.

>>22582420
Exactly. They aren't going anywhere, which is why I stick with them. I don't go running around throwing 100 dollar bills at SHRIMP or SUSHI coins, or anything else that is probably just a scam. I have $1900 total in crypto, and it's taken me months to even get just that much invested in it. Not all of us have the kind of money you guys do to just waste on shitcoins.

>>22582409
check the trad page of uniswap. connect your wallet et voila. otherwise go to the 3 little dots in the upper right corner

>>22582458
I'm aware of how it works. But I'm not going to work my dick in the dirt for overtime just to waste it on shitcoins or get scammed.

>>22582464

>TFW i'm paranoid and made literally dozens of metamasks to do my trading
>TFW I only used 2 of them on uniswap

>>22582490
that's a good mentality. Shitcoins are a terrible investment most of the time.

>>22581810
My thoughts exactly, I'm a passive holder, but now I'm very tempted with the idea of flipping the unibux I got. Lotta new scams out there, maybe I'll pump it into a shilled one for lolz

If this drops any lower I might just convert half back into ETH

>>22582320
yeah ok, the moment i got in a pajeet was talking

>>22582464
>tfw only used 1 :(

trying to trade a shitcoin and i keep hitting approve and nothing happens... how the fuck do i fix this shit

AHHHHHHHHHH WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?!? IT'S CRASHING ALL AROUND US!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

>>22583169

I just want to get the $80 back that I lost to getting rugged yesterday. In the time I approved UNI to be spent, to now its price has dropped $0.30.

Might bounce though.

>>22583169
False panic, its slowly dumping after a huge pump.