/biz/ - Business & Finance

I spent like 25 bucks on for a few months of a girls onlyfans because I knew her IRL and her boyfriend died so i felt pretty bad for her

>>22573835
$0. I lurk chaturbate rooms and onlyfans threads on obscure porn forums and wait for simps like you to pay and I reap the rewards.

>>22573835
$0 but i spent around $6k on escorts and not stopping

>>22574054
thats a lot. Explain more.

Which places, rate, experience?

Never have, never will. I can't even hate the girls for exploiting you faggots. You are the enemy within the gates that must be dealt with first.

>>22573835
I've given $0 but I jerk off to it/pirate it.

>>22573982
i do privates. Theyre more fun. Worth the 50-100 dollars for a ~30 min session

https://youtu.be/Y0zePr-5ilE?t=67
>reminder this is what the average simp looks like

>>22573835
Fucking zero lol. If you unironically think everyone secretly pay for roastie photos your 100% shitskin retard.

everybody in this thread is going to hell

>>22574175
Why don't you pay a hooker?

>>22574315
no hooker where i live

>>22573982
same. imagine paying for this stupid shit

>>22573835
You don’t belong here honestly. Go back to /v/ or some other consoomer board.

I probably gave some iron armor to new people in osrs who may or may not have been women irl

that's about it

>>22574281
Bad news for you: The virgin Mary is not a fucking virgin. And no, she is definitely real and the miracles did happen, but the jews don't give a shit about you goyim.

>>22573835
None, you absolute faggots

>>22573835
To any streamer:
0
Find a job.

>>22573835
Never have. Never will. I'm severly dissapointed in one of my friends due to recent events
>be me, in chat with two bros
>one brings up how there is an aquantance he and the other knows on onlyfans that has around 6 posts
>attempts to convince friend to go halves on a subscription to see it
>"dude are you seriously going to give this cunt money?"
>"yeah dude it will be funny"
>clearly not a joke, bit of time goes by, in chat again and he brings it up again
>streams himself on the site preparing to get a sub
>"look theres a discount for 3 months for $27, i get 3$ off!"
>despite my vocal distress he gets it anyway
>me and the other watch him scrolling thourgh, turns out the pictures are all basic bitch scantly clothes, not even a fucking nude anywere
>in image post descriptions 'heyyyy, pm me 9$ for nudes :P'
>he's now 27$ out of pocket and refuses to contact his card provider for a chargeback because hes doesnt want to say he got an onlyfans to the card provider
wow retard, maybe if you shouldnt of gotten it in the fucking first place.

>>22573835
I simp for ETH miners
they demand ever increasing amounts of tribute, yank my chan for hours, then I get jackshit at the end of t

>>22573835
How does $0 sound?

>>22573835
you are a fucking retard. You could have bought like 16 ETH with that money if you bought in March. That's like almost half a staking stack.

>>22573835
i think i spent 600$ on twitch and about the same on onlyfans this year, not too bad i think, it's fun to interact with my favorite cuties on discord and i make 90k a year so it's literally chump change, i may blow a huge amount on a certain one that's still pretty unknown

>>22574608
The girl belongs in /biz/, simply masterful.

>>22573835
about 4/5 years ago, i spent 20 USD on a chick from soc who would never ben interested in me, I'm average in every way, this chick was trying to get into nasa and had a tidy body

>>22573887
Did you do The Sex, Anon?

This bimbo blends in with all the Uniswap Unicorn pictures on /biz/. Someone pay her a couple of UNI so she can wear a Unicorn horn for her next picture op.

>>22573835
$0 for me.

But I have spent about $5k this year on girls from Seeking. Only actual face to face meets and benis / vagina couplings though.

>>22573835
does a demanding online asian gf count

>>22573835
$0
i have a girlfriend i fucked yesterday. i guess if you count the Brazilian waxes i buy her $50 every 2-3 months

Not a single penny.

>>22573835

i never understood paying for ethots, because there is free porn everywhere. I do, however, understand paying for prostitutes, which I used to do regularly.

>>22573835
I pay for real sex only.

>>22573835
Used to have a real problem with this a year ago. Got sick of losing out on money to these girls who pretend to be your girlfriend and stuff, so I've calmed down a lot and haven't spent a dollar since March. I started talking to this girl that lives near me and I want to flex on her and maybe send her some money idk.

>>22575344
>and maybe send her some money
I know I shouldn't expect much from a turbosimp, but this is not how you signal to a self-respecting woman that you are a self-respecting man. jfc

>>22573835
Ive only ever paid women that I fuck. The simp phenomenon is still mind blowing to me. Why not just browse /s/ or go to a strip club? i dont get it.

I came in here to rage at pathetic simps paying actual money to these noxious cunts, but I have to say I'm pleasantly surprised and actually proud of most of you.

>>22573835
>>22574175
>>22574784
you are the sad exceptions, please just unironically end your pathetic fucking lives. vermin like you make me sick

>>22575344
What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?

>>22573835
>>22574175

>>22573835
None.
I simped around 4k to e-boys though.

>>22575434
>>22575525
Just a thought, I mean I feel bad for her, she doesn't have a job and her Onlyfans never took off.

>>22573835
I once gave a fat Russian scammer $20k for some imaginary internet tokens

I'm married for 10 years with 2 kids; so far I've been simped out of:
>$770,000 house
>$1,200*12*10 = $144,000 food
>$60,000 clothing school and other shit
>$51,480 health insurance premiums
>$30,000 travel and trips to see family
>$25,000 their share of utility bills

Total simp bill = $1,080,480

>>22575618
You don't "send money" unless you're married, when it becomes a simple matter of domestic finances. If you want to help her out, first you should start dating, and after a while she could move in with you, you could pay for meals, etc.

>>22575618
You're an idiot.

>>22573835
Its not good over here. I made nearly a million (883k to be exact) after taxes on eth in 2017. If I had to guess I have spent about 200k on cam girls and only fans this year. In fact I sent one girl on only fans about 15k in bitcoin over the past month or so in exchange for talking to me personally and playing video games with me and other things. Made the mistake of revealing how I got rich and she is successfully milking me dry for her to buy designer clothes and go on trips.

>>22575901
Shame on you. Shame shame shame shame shame

>>22575901
This has to be a LARP

>>22573835
Uh
$0

>>22575901
Hahahahahahahahahahaga dude what the fuck. Please, please be a LARP. I know there’s almost no chance this is real, but if it is, please start reading Heartiste and Roosh and Rollo this nanosecond. I can’t imagine just having no balls like this. Bro please stop making some spoiled thot rich.

This thread makes me FUCKING SICK

>>22576254
Sound's incredible.

>>22573835
why you dont simp polish whore then, she into crypto

0$, I dont interact with/give attention to women on the net.

>>22575618
A good way to get a glimpse of the character of a woman you could potentially see yourself marrying is to determine whether or not she has ever had an OnlyFans account. If yes, she's a roastie and should be used for nothing more than a receptacle for your semen. If a woman has ever had an OF, do not give her a penny and stay far away from any sort of relationship that is anything more than purely physical.

>>22573835
I’ve spent like $50 on cam girls in my entire life and the $50 was like 10 years ago. Idk why your tip sluts on chaturbate they literally do it for free.

I landed myself a "gf" because I decided to tip a girl 5k one drunken night on twitch and we ended up talking....but boy does she regret being my "gf" in many ways even if she makes money off me. The irl part throws her.

>pay thot 5k one drunken night on twitch
>she starts talking to me to try to fleece more
>find out she lives 25 miles away
>decide to start hanging out (so she can fleece me easier)
>hang out a few times and get food and play some video games
>during this I told her she can keep coming around and i'll pay her for her time but she does things I like
>she agrees without thinking about it much
>pretty much keep her in panties only for the first 2 months around me
>finally tell her if she wants to continue this she has to wear diapers and nothing else around me
>she hesitates but agrees cuz hey she gets paid decent for her time
>starts wearing diapers
>starts staying over more and more
>basically staying over 3-4 times a week
>starts wetting the bed
>tell her she has to wear diapers in bed now
>she does
>starts wetting the bed more
>she doesnt connect the diaper wearing to pissing herself
>this goes on for weeks
>finally starts wetting the bed at her place
>has to sleep in diapers at home now
>basically wearing diapers almost 24/7 now
>starts bitching me out 3 days ago cuz she said she was at the computer and she wet herself without realizing she had to go
>pissed AF at me cuz she said its my fault she's in this mess

I mean it only cost me about 17k to cause this mess but holy fuck is she pissed at me right now

TL;DR
girl starts hanging out with me cuz I donated her alot of money. convince her to wear diapers for pay. ends up wetting the bed and herself more and more and now keeps wearing diapers. is mad at me

>>22575720
kek

>>22573835
I converted my Uni directly into eth and instantly went on xhamster and found my favorite model. Gave her a fat $1000 stack for a 15 min private masturbation full nude show. I came like 3 times

>>22576790
holy based

>>22576865
larp

>>22573835
not a single broken penny. a one must be seriously mentaly impaired to pay real money to some on screen worthless vaginal jew

I have never spent any money on an e-thot, nor have I really even watched anything they do other than when I was skimming through streamers to see what it was they were doing.
Here's why people spend money on them: we are living in a time where hanging out with people is mostly done over the goddamn internet. When people join a chat during a stream session on whatever site and they're chatting, they think they're actually hanging out with their friends. It's the same shit with these e-thots, the guys that are in the chatroom think they're actually talking to a girl, and if they pay enough money, they'll get a 'date' with them. They'll never get the real thing, but getting one on one time with a girl (even if it's superficial as fuck and over a webcam), to them it's worth it. It's sad.

>>22576790
this got me more hard then any thot pic

>>22575618
Would you give a male friend the same amount of money?

>>22573835
Spent over 8k chainlinks on a girl from South East Asia in a span of 3 months.
Lost my virginity to her and thought we were gonna marry, but when I came back to the states corona hit and we broke off due to uncertainty if things will go back to normal.

If I never went to see and just stayed home I would've been up 100k right now.
I hate life and women.

I'm an e-thot and I'm so disappointed

>>22575901
If this isn't a larp I would enjoy disfiguring you

>>22573835
I never bought anything on Onlyfans but I must have spent close to $2000 on fetish porn over my lifetime.

>>22577231
Yes.

I’ve probably done 250$ on onlyfans but in my defense I automatically download and archive everything

>>22576790

She is lying to entertain your autistic ass, seeing as you are a dumb simp that gave her 17k.

You autistic dudes really don't understand this world.

>>22576401
Same, mods pls delete it lowers my dopamine levels knowing people like this exist

>>22576790
What the fuck, did you put something in the diaper or did she just start pissing herself on her own?

>>22576790
Kek this is some old school 4chan shit right here.

>>22573835
0. I'm not a retarded niggerfaggot.

At this point you simps are just bragging about who paid a whore the most but didn't get laid

>>22574337
impossible.

>>22577306
considering ive seen her wet herself multiple times and the amount of rage she has at me right now over her constantly pissing in a diaper without meaning to nah.
And sorry champ but I dont have autism no matter how desperately you need me to for your virgin cope.

>>22573835
I think like $100 on myfreecams years ago.
I checked it out once to see whats the point of cams. You had to load up on coins without the possibility of getting them back. Some girl was pretty entertaining, she could've been a twitch whore nowadays without having to put dildos up her minch. I did then a live cam show but it was really awkward and cost a lot. The rest of the money I just threw randomly at other girl while being drunk. But I paid way more into Brazzers, Bangbros (b4 2010) and that shit b4 I found out ddl and torrents.

>>22575502
Based, anyone that gives money to e-thots should unironically kill themselves.

>>22577514
>gives 17k to egirl
>accuses others of virgin cope

>>22578036
lol if you think im a virgin after spending months hanging out with a chick who slept in my bed....... well keep coping there lil fella

https://onlyfans.com/ts-barbie-mia

i payed for her tits....

>>22575901
If you pay me, I'll play games with you lmao

>>22576790
>>22577329

>>22577251
AN E-THOT JUST FLEW ABOVE MY HOUSE

>>22576790
>>pay thot 5k one drunken night on twitch
You did WHAT?

I jerked off to chaturbate thots twice today and I did it all FOR FREE

>>22578184
Doesn't count if you pay for it. Sorry, that's the rules.

>>22578470
If you are a cute e-boy I'll pay you to hang out with me and pretend to be my friend.

>>22574980
>simp
>sex
pick one

>>22578408

>>22579028
kys

>>22579028
looks good

simp for me faggots, i better. know how to invest cash than cam whores.
all in bth and eth, fuck ye

>>22579028
That's

>>22575127
Me again. Just fucked her 45 minutes ago. Made her squirt and put a finger in her ass. Shit was so cash

>>22574087
Thats not much, thats hardly enough to fuck a hooker every or every second weekend in a year.

Fucked a hooker yesterday, then clothes on and walked. Three words exchanged between us.

>>22579028
Do you jerk off to women that have the semen of other men on them, are you a cuck?

>>22574608
Most banks let you dispute on app. You don't need to talk to anyone. Even if you do call its usually a pajeet in India. Chargeback my fren. You got scammed. You did not get the service you paid for.

>>22573835
Ive lost $50-75k to whores in my 20s

Not worth it guys

>>22579332
Its still cheaper than a marriage.

>>22579284
Spent $200 on an ethot while drunk and high on ambien. Next morning realized it and did a chad chargeback. No harm no foul. If you use paypal sex work violates terms and services so you always win the dispute.

>>22579203
>CP for free
nice ID

>>22575720
Damn you are one mega turbosimp!!

>>22579432
kek

Spent 20 bucks on the onlyfans of a girl I know and screen capped all her pics and sent it to friends who also know her

>>22576790
top fucking kek how do you retards come up with this shit

>>22579028
that is some watery looking cum, whoever shot that out should really go see a doctor

>>22579243
do they generally do a decent job of pretending that they're into it? i feel like spending money on a pro wouldn't be worth it because it's basically guaranteed to be a pretty bad fuck.

>>22577329
Ah sorry I missed that anon.
No I didnt put anything in the diaper. Not that I should know this but if you keep someone in a diaper long enough over time they eventually start to regress and wetting themselves. Add in making them sleep in diapers and it gets worse quicker. she basically wears the diapers and it mentally causes her to wet herself. Wetting outside of the diaper is a side effect of her being in diapers so much.

>>22578861
how cute but no that's not how it works nor has it ever worked that way. But hey if that cope works for you great anon.

Spent like 500$ on tinder and other dating sites so far, have gotten 0 fucks out of it. Maybe I should have just simped that money away, at least I would have seen some titties that way.

>>22573835
Zero
What the fuck are you niggers thinking, are you literally retarded?

>>22579604
Check reviews, some good some not.

>>22579604
It's literally their job. If they suck at making you feel good they get no clients. Trust me they mske you feel like a king if you get good ones and show them you're not a cheapskate. Let them know you have money and you're in the power position. They do anything to get more.

>>22573835
Never spent a dollar on ethots

But I’d definitely spend money money to let loose a load into belle delphines butt

>>22574337
Do you live on the literal surface of the Moon?

>>22579729
what is the right amount to spend to show you're not a cheapskate but also not a sucker? seems like if you spend too much then it would have the opposite effect because it shows them you can be easily ripped off. what % do you pay before vs after?