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Ah, another day of "working from home" doing absolutely nothing

>> No.22565001

>>22564982
Fucking off yourself

>> No.22565018

>>22564982
and making money

>> No.22565023

Bro we are happy for you now fuck off

>> No.22565033

>>22564982
>just another day of authenticating myself to penniless wage slaves.
Based.

>> No.22565047

>>22564982
he posted it yet again xD

>> No.22565052

>>22565001
>>22565023
Seethe

>> No.22565057

>>22565033
I get paid to dial into a daily meeting and watch kitchen nightmares all day

>> No.22565109

>>22565001
>SIR NO MORE PLEASE
>SUCH THREADS KILL SHILL THREADS
>VILLAGE WILL STARVE PLEASE NO SIR PLEASE NO

>> No.22565120

>>22565057
>accidentally leave call unmuted
>"THIS CHICKEN IS ROO" *scraping metal noise they play every 10 seconds"
Kek

>> No.22565144

>>22565109
Whiter than you muhammad

>> No.22565158

STOP POSTING THIS SAME THREAD EVERY BROKE FAGGOT

>> No.22565175
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>>22565158
Seethe harder. I make more money than you doing nothing

>> No.22565189

>>22564982
Hello this is Rohit from IT. I traced this post from your company laptop and will have to report your inactivity to management. Shaneequa from HR will be in touch with you shortly, thank you.

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>>22564982

>working from home, spending all day on biz in my underwear
>"What's this? Free uniswap tokens?"
>Multiple wallets
>Get equivalent of months salary for free
>Sell half and finish my stacks, keep the other half

Tough day at the office hey lads?

>> No.22565217

>>22565120
*overly dramatic violin sounds*
*glass shattering noises*

>> No.22565463

bump

>> No.22565895

>>22564982
BASED

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22565949

>>22564982
Take a bump my fine compatriot

>> No.22565994

>>22565189
Based larp

>> No.22566111

What ever happened to Anon who was contacted from HR for singing Nigger Nigger Nigger? We’re they fired?

>> No.22566183

>>22564982
I've been working from home since 2012. I say "home", but I've travelled the world. I charge an obscene day rate and almost never do any work, there are days I don't even open my laptop. And no I don't feel guilty

>> No.22566226

>>22566183
what job? what rate do you charge?

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>>22565057
>>22565120
Reminds me of one of my favourite ever /biz/ posts

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>>22566111
Pic related
See I do no work, I spend my days screencapping the best of /biz/

>> No.22566300

>>22564982
>not calling sick today and claim 1.5k USD last night

>> No.22566348

>have been enjoying "working from home" for the past 6 months
>the NPCs are pushing for our office to reopen because they miss the "social element" of the job
Fuck, this gravy train might be ending soon. I don't want to go back

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22566472

>>22565001
>>22565023
>>22565158
Can't wait to do only 90 mins of work today. Might order in steak and lobster from this nice restaurant down the street for lunch. With all of this free time, I'm also able to work on a few of my hobbies. Painting, learning new languages, planning vacations. Or i might just enjoy a nice power nap. I don't even think i COULD go back to the office after experiencing this level of freedom.

>> No.22566588

>>22564982
Stay comfy my friends

>> No.22567043

>>22564982

I'm never going back. I'll fucking kill myself before I go back to that cesspit.

>> No.22567509

>>22564982
desu quit wasting time and get your fingers feeling some BELLA up and down

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>>22565001
>Fucking off yourself
You bet I am

>> No.22567610

>>22566472
>>22566472
>I don't even think i COULD go back to the office after experiencing this level of freedom.
A girl I know literally did this
She spent so long furloughed and working from home spending her sunny days at the beach and going out, when they announced she was going back into the office full time she literally quit rather than go back to her wage cage

>> No.22567656

>>22565994
Is not a larp sir. I have been informed by my supervisor that this employee will be terminated. Thank you have a good day.

>> No.22567669

>>22567610
She can just frig herself off for a living anyway. Even if she's completely disgusting some weird guys will still pay

>> No.22567760

>>22564982
Also freethereum (UNI drop)

>> No.22568325

>>22566273
Post more caps? These are hilarious.

>> No.22568359

>>22566273
this shit is really dangerous, I'm always extra careful

>> No.22568382

I just called your boss lazyfrog

>> No.22568882

>>22567610
Based woman

>> No.22569275

>tfw getting paid 85k for doing nothing

>> No.22569381

>>22566472
I fear this too.
It seems I will have to go back next year...
Some of my colleagues are already working like normal full time in the office.
I don't understand why they are doing it.
I may change to a part time job if I have to go back, it was so horrible to spend days doing nothing and pretending to work when I only have to work 1 day each week.

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>>22567610
Once I'm ordered back I will office time is "up for negotiation" and stay wfh permanent or quit.

>> No.22569444

>>22569387
Haha that's why IBM, Yahoo. And all the big corps use the ordering back to office call to cull their Payroll.


Google it faggot, you're playing right into their hand.

>> No.22569605

>>22569444
>Yahoo
>big corps
Pick one

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>>22569444
Also checked