/biz/ - Business & Finance

LMFAO POWER HOUR
>LMFAO POWER HOUR
LMFAO POWER HOUR

Ok, made a lot of money off GME, what's the next big scheme?

Long on Venusian cloud cities!!!

WHY ARE WE DUMPING JPOW JUST SAID THE RECESSION IS CANCELLED

I could seriously choke Jerome Powell to death and i'd feel nothing

>>22545162
First for kissing her boot so she lets my coom

>>22544805 #
Unlikely to be a good thing. For example.

>"Yep officer who know where those *ahem* thieves couldve gone"

>"Have you seen my cell phone"
>"Don't *ahem* believe I have"

>"I wonder how the murderer got away with the crime"
>"Yeah very *ahem* strange"

Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dividends? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

I'm not /pol/ at all but I blame this on niggers

good thing i'm in 1/4 cash

>>22545189
JPOW Autism tanking the market

>>22545199
GME is still in explosion territory until the short float starts falling

anyone think FROG is a good buy?

YOU SOLD THE TOP RIGHT ANON!

I AM FINANCIALLY
TY JPOW

What do you call this pattern?

>>22545209
He wouldn't feel a thing either.

>>22545252
My tqqq pattern fucking reeeee

the year is 2023 and gamestop drone has flew over your house to deliver your 3 for 39.99$ brand new games which you have gotten for free because you traded in your old games

they also deliver you sex bots and have become the largest tech company partnered with tesla

luckily you didnt have to wait as they have 5000 stores and instant delivery

you see a amazon worker closing his van and going on unemployment as the last van amazon ever has and you say you should have bought GME calls

>>22545252
this is the retardazmo

Congratulations GME dudes
I didn't believe in you and I'm glad you pulled through

>>22545252
coulda, shoulda, woulda

AHHHHH SQQQ GO UP

>>22545162
MAY DAY MAY DAY THIS IS FLIGHT 45 WE ARE GOING DOWN

>NOT
>OUT
>OF
>AMMO
DON'T SELL IDIOTS DON'T SELL

>>22545252
the jenkem sequence

>>22545252
Niggers

>$260 SNOW
>no coke jokes

>>22545189
>POWELL HOUR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22545239
HE BOUGHT AT THE TOP AND SOLD AT THE DIP

What should I buy at 3:55 pm est?

I bought gamestop

Am I gonna make it

>>22545207
He's made it obvious the economy is not doing well.

Facepalm wish i stayed cash until friday

>>22545273
he's been saying that for months

>>22545260
KEK

>>22545294
he bought?

>>22545199
short SNOW probably

>>22545294
thats the bottom buy calls

>>22545294
>buying the literal peak
ngmi

>>22545273
The shit he mentioned as "ammo" were just empty cartridges.

This is the most insane FOMC meeting yet

digits and breakers by the 4 A.M. ding

Is this press conference just a scam so Tutes can pick up stock for cheap?

>>22545273
I counted 6 shots
He's out

>>22545287
All-in on the Horse. USPS contract between now and mid Oct. It's already starting to pump on speculation, imagine when the contract is actually confirmed.

pull back and tomorrow everything will be green. Friday is scary, but we don't talk about that yet.

DXY is mooning
fear & greed down to 56

>>22545231
define explosion?
If it goes up to 10 then it isn't worth it.
I can make that much investing in stuff that doesn't give me an anxiety attack once a week.

THERE'S A WHOLE OTHER PANEL OF REPORTERS
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
IT'S GONNA KEEP GOING INTO AFTER MARKET

>THERE IS A LOT OF DISRUPTION AND WE CAN'T REALLY TELL WHERE WE ARE
>NO BUBBLE HAS HAPPENED YET, DOESN'T MEAN IT CAN'T

hold me bros

>>22545177
>damn dirty apes
>literally and unironically happening right now

>>22545294
you're going to be bagholding for a few days probably.
I was bagholding for like a week after Q2 coinflip turned so wrong. Man but there was no way I would have known to wait until after Q2 to buy shares. The greed and DD was too strong that I had to enter right away.

$6 or $7 or $8, what's the difference when it's past $20

>>22545278
I shorted the 230 dip like a retard, reverse bagholding til the dump I guess

Burgers what the fuck is going on with my burger stocks?

mint green for the day, went to make dinner and come back to a sea of fucking red.

Is Powell talking or something?

Y-YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>22545365
there is literally no limit to how high Gamestop could go if shorts start getting margin called and the short float is above 100% of available shares, the stock price could briefly (BRIEFLY) reach hundreds of dollars

>check yt chat
>"rugpull"
>"buy puts"
>nvidia shills
Alright, how many of you faggots with no life are in there?

>>22545392
He's been talking for a while now, you haven't been watching? It's great!

>>22545392
no that's tomorrow

>>22545392
Yes.

>>22545260
Based and PowerUppilled

>>22545189
Sour hour

>>22545336
If we hit even 1 breaker im going full cash and not touching stocks for maybe a mknth at least

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm new, can anyone rate my profile. Harshly if you must.

The big spike is when I bought 10 shares of GME for 5.80 and sold for 7.40.

Reminder that I have no idea what I'm doing and am mostly going by what people are shilling here thats in my budget.

I'm convinced jpow loads up short before every fomc meeting

I'm still up. 85%
Fgm

>>22545399
There is no way that happens. People will sell as the stock rises like crazy. Nobody is in this shit for the long run.

TURN OF THE FUCKING STREAM THE FUCKING NASDAQ NOOOOOOOOO

I-I'm G-GONNA....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Racial disparity

Jogging time.

Lower the interest rates but only for niggers?

>Wealth Gap

These people literally live in a different universe than we do

>>22545404
None of us hopefully
Imagine actually participating in YT chat or comments

snek hate red tree aarrrghhhh

more like Lauer Hour because my stocks are getting raped by a man on TV

bros...what happens if the dollar hits 94?

>>22545399
>hundreds of dollars
lol

>>22545428
Illegal as fuck. He would end up in prison faster than the market crashed in March.

MAXIMUM EMPLOYMENT

>>22545435
A short ratio above 100% means that even if every single retail trader sold, that wouldn't be enough to cover

the only thing these fucking women ask about is racial inequality

>>22545466
it's ogre

https://youtu.be/nN120kCiVyQ
guess who just got back today
them wild-eyed bobo's that had been away
haven't changed that much to say
but mumu, I still think them bears are crazy
the bobo's are back in town
the bobo's are back in town
the bobo's are back
the bobo's are back

>>22545424
Have 2/3rd of your stocks invested in safe shit that will go up over time (you'll get a 50%+ return on cruise ships by the end of next year)

1/3rd is for big dick plays.

However, considering how little you have to lose I don't know if you should even play it safe at all.

ATTENTION: Buy SBE now. Reuters just reported they will be merging with Chargepoint.

>how can the Fed make black/hispanic people study in school and get better jobs?

>>22545466
lambos cost $500 and even GME fags can afford them

>>22545477
Is it illegal for his wife or best friend to?

What I don't get is that the dollar is rising. Did the market expect negativ rates?

>>22545466
I COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM that's what happens

>>22545424
Looks like you buy a bunch of random tickers you see here. Try going 50% on stables, 50% on 10 baggers.

>>22545494
>>22545466

>>22545486
convince me to buy back in.
I went from 7-9, made a good amount.
Should I go back in?

>>22545252
holding

Made 47% on INO between yesterday and today, unfortunately I entered with peanuts so I bare made anything but it feels good to make the right call after so many fucking losses.

What tickers do you anons have that are
-oversold on daily
-bouncing off solid support/fib
-good news

My last 5 trades I got stopped out this 47% gain made me hopeful of being able to make it one day but Ive gotten burned on so many bad plays

>>22545494
ABSOLUTELY BASED

holy shit
what is AM/futures going to look like...

why are people panicking?
Is something bad happening?

>>22545480

OK we gout our quartely JPOW spanking, all the big boys have reported, let's get back to mooning already

If stocks hit a single circuit breaker, what do you do by eow?

http://www.strawpoll.me/20952290

I don't get it, kikeflix keeps going down, but my puts are going down faster. Fuck this.

>>22545544
JPOW is speaking. That's it, the news was good, though

>>22545536
the thesis is exactly the same as when you bought and when you sold

>perfect time for more dip buys
>paycheck tomorrow
DON'T MAKE THE FUCKING CALL BOG!

WHAT THE FUCK DOES MAXIMUM EMPLOYMENT EVEN MEAN YOU HACK FRAUD

I bought a call on KO and it fucking dumped. Why is my life a neverending stream of disasters?

>>22545260
Used or new sex bots?

>>22545533
checked

>>22545177
Wait, what happened? What have niggers done this time?

Jesus its been over an hour since he started how many god damn questions is he doing to answer...

>lost $1500 trying to day trade again
Why do I continue to do this to myself

>>22545162

WHAT THE FUCK OIL PRICE

FINALLY MY XOM & ROYALL JIZZ B IS RISING WTF I THOUGH ESG WAS THE INEVITABLE FUTURE

KEK

Fuck, more chink agents trying to tank the economy further

>>22545493
>Have 2/3rd of your stocks invested in safe shit that will go up over time (you'll get a 50%+ return on cruise ships by the end of next year)
Thats what someone said a couple weeks ago and I believe that to be true. I'll be putting more onto cruise lines in with every pay check desu.
>considering how little you have to lose I don't know if you should even play it safe at all.
Meh, I'm looking to invest long term more so anyway. I just picked up GME because it was $60 I felt okay with if I lost.

STOP THE DAMN COMMIE PRESS CONFERENCE

>>22545424
spend more time getting a better job/increasing your income.

then spend time investing.

any time spend thinking about $397 is a waste of time.

>>22545280
Emmmmm. Smells good

>>22545536
you're forgetting that >100% short interest is crazier when you look at the top holders for GME right now which can't buy/sell without some restrictions.
when are you ever going to see another gamble like this?
Who gives a shit about -30% downside when the upside potential here is crazy. Non-zero chance of a short squeeze is crazy on a company not going bankrupt (anymore)

WHY ISN'T THIS BITCH ASKING ABOUT DIVERSITY. CUT HER FUCKING CAMERA

>power hour

>>22545594
They don't study in school and spend their time trying to be rappers instead of actually getting a job - this is the White Man's Fault, though, not their own

>>22545595
I hope he never stops talking

algo stop losses about to trigger, prepare your anuses

GME has managed to manufacture flash drives with digital games on them for cheap and has revolutionized compact discs into a new medium

the whole world has used gmes patented process and nobody ever buys digital games as gamestop can store them on their flash drives and no download required and no taking up room on your hardrive

microsoft needs their patent process to continute to sell microsoft and gamestop buys microsoft and becomes the biggest stock in world history

>>22545615
I'm 19 sooo...

My stocks are behaving like shitcoins.

>>22545162
DPHC Warrant bros, what is your plan?
Are you selling or going to exercise?

>>22545634
No shit, I mean when did niggers get mentioned and why is the market tanking?

>>22545646
stop going all in TQQQ

>>22545620
>august 14 2020
I need an updated pic for how much who owns and how much shares are shorted

Last Question, finally. FUCK

FUCK

this is it
this is our final stand
if stocks don't make it through this one they're going to close the markets

I hope you're holding those SQQQ calls I shilled to you anon. I'm a retarded nigger who is bagholding from last friday, but you would have made a lot if you listened to me yesterday.

Welp. And now I'm in the red. Thanks for the cheapies, bobo.

>>22545643
HOLY BASED

>>22545627
WHEEE!

P-Power Powell hour? Hello?? TSLA???

I got stop-lossed out of GME because I put my stop-loss as too tight. Apparently there was a 6% loss in the last hour or so?
Anyway buying back in made me finally classified as a PDT. The only downside is the 25k requirement, right? I'm quite above that, so if that's all then I have no fear.

>>22545264
Thanks :^)

>>22545620
I believe scion has had GME from 6/30 They might take their profit soon?

>>22545399
>>22545435
>>22545486
I dont know about hundreds, but it could definitely see something like $20 if people keep shorting.

>>22545660
Several times they have been mentioned by the questioners asking about income inequality and how will the FED fix it

KNEW I should have sold all my apple instead of just half

AAAAAAA WHO THE FUCK IS SELLING!?!??!!?!? STOP RIGHT THIS INSTANT OR I'M GONNA GET REALLY MAAAAAD!!!!!!

i got 40k in NAIL, we all need to get NAILED to the cross

>>22545498
SBE instead of Chargepoint?
I've never bought stocks before something like this.

>>22545645
Just kiss that money goodbye and invest all of it into one 10 bagger

>Thanks very much
Y-you too

>>22545663
My stocks, not fucking TQQQ. I wouldn't leaverage during FOMC.

HE FUCKIN BAILED

>tech getting BTFOd again
>sea of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA in SMG
>Chadfolio is so green it hurts my eyes

Should have gotten oil when it was cheap desu

But no, you thought we would all drive cuck cars in the middle of economy collapse

So I couldn't find any coke zero anywhere in my town so I had to buy this...

Jesus christ someone needs to just prerecord all jpows pressers like how bidens are.

>>22545498
Too late

The conference is finally over

PUMP US BACK TO GREEN COME ON WHAT THE FUCKK

>>22545734
My EV stocks are doing great actually, it's just the megacaps that are dumping

>>22545645
you’re also a girl, i dont think stocks are for you, dearie. more of a mans game

>>22545735

>>22545620
I fucken did it.
It better not fuck me man, I know the logic is there but it might be too good to be true.

>>22545603
ITS HAPPENING

WAIT BOBOS WHATS HAPPENING?

FUCK THESE REPORTER SCUM

just put in a call that expires 9/18 for WKHS option is priced at 26.5. and I bought it for 1.19/share. no fuckin way I dont make money off of this


right?

>JPOW stops talking
>Markets immediately start moving up again

Seriously, what the fuck is it? Why do they tank whenever he talks?

>>22545673
I had smaller calls last week that worked out just fine, bought on Monday sold them on Friday although I sold them a little late and didn't make what I should have
Hoping for a lot better this week and so far that's what I'm getting
I'm half on 27Cs and half on 28Cs

WKHS chads, this a good entry to hop in?

>>22545716
So basically just dump into into cruises for now? I was thinking I should do that. Probably will for now. Thanks.

Can AMD please stop shitting the bed? It's been the whole morning .

from this afternoon i can finally conclude that stocks follow DXY, NOT the other way around. do with this information what you will

>>22545634
>this is the White Man's Fault, though, not their own
Tell that to Japan who got nuked twice 80 years ago and look at them now. Meanwhile niggers want to blame slavery for their retardedness when that shit ended 200 years ago and plenty of immigrants who are worse off (not even citizens) do much better in life just by trying.

>>22545691
no way, Burry isn't dumb enough to take profits before shorts are burned out.
This is the same guy who was bugging Gamestop to do share buybacks in 2019, dunno whether that was as a value move or to specifically fuck over short sellers but hey here we are now

>>22545735
That carpet feel good under your feet? Check cola from winn-dixie was almost spot on for regular coca cola. Big K not so much, but not awful.

>>22545735
l-l-loo-oks g-great m-man

>>22545597
Because you don't have patience.

>>22545735
>soda

do americans really?

>>22545770
Because Jerome is an autistic incel who scares everyone in the room

>>22545673
The $33 SQQQ call I bought yesterday for $4 is only worth $2 now.

you know what to do, remember your training /smg/.

i'm down 17% today

>>22545789
I know, fren. I was being facetious

I've had GME for a while taking the gamble. But anons here talking like its a dead cert, why not go all in on it then?
Right now its only a healthy slice of my pf.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH FAKE PUMP

JPOW had his gay conference
Apple had its gay press release
There's no more "uncertainty" left in tech
GO UP

>>22545741
A man of culture I see

>>22545715
Chargepoint is private. SBE is merging with them and taking them public. You buy SBE now and it will convert to CP when the merger completes.

>>22545735
OMMMMGGGGG ZERO CAAAAALSSSSSS!!!!

I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

>>22545821

>>22545735
buffett cola in china

>>22545826
OH nonononono.
Yo forgot about the gayest conference of them all: Battery Day next week

>>22545607
dude you gotta learn your basics first, do your DD properly
I have no idea why you would take your profits on GME so prematurely unless you just picked it because of /smg/ memeing. Like do you understand why GME is even happening?

>>22545544
THE LEAF WHO AVERAGED UP
My man!

>>22545773
yes, put down at least 100 stocks by tomorrow please. I have a call option

>>22545734
I have a coompetition in me...

>>22545645
so? whats your point? is 19 a little kid? $400 at 19?

my first reply still stands.

good luck i guess.

>>22545829
That's a really nice suit

>>22545822
>why not go all in on it then?
I did. I'm a student playing with corona neet bux and I have all $10K of that money + part-time wages in GME right now.

>>22545819
Look at his smile, he made lots of money just buying every dip.

Why doesn't the FED just release a written statement, and any questions can be directed to the Office, not live-streamed

WHY ARE WE STILL DUMPING

REMINDER THAT THEY JAM THREE WHITE CANDLES INTO THE FUCKING TREND ON ALL TIMEFRAMES I SAID ALL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

>>22545648
How does this work?
I'm in it for the Pence memes.

>>22545697
Thanks fren, I couldn’t watch the video. God dammit I hate fucking niggers.

Do I sell my SQQQ gains now?

>>22545905
WHY WOULDN'T WE BE?

>>22545794
The carpet is ok, the cola is meh. I've had worse.

>>22545775
no. With your capital you're better off trading cheap options or penny stocks. Also you're 19 which means you have a job and can definitely put more into investing

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DXY!

>>22545905
Because you can't buy the dip if there are no dips.

>>22545697
how is this within the fed's mandate? Tell them to ask their favorite presidential candidate. The Fed doesn't make laws.

>zero interest rates through 2023 still isn't enough to prop up this bloated pig

How low we going bros?

>>22545853
I have more of an idea but last weeks threads were more ambiguous. >>22545643 this makes me regret bc I saw that the new xbox does have an outside port to install games. I've only gottne into stocks because my older brother bought the corona dip and is gunna be a freakin millionaire.

>>22545873
I make $16/hr at 19 part time while going to school. I think thats pretty good. Everyone starts somewhere. Asshole.

What should I buy tomorrow to make money?

Well shit. I'll hold on till market close, then I'm going to make cheeseburgers and have some Jameson. Only thing to do after a day like this. See you all tomorrow, frens

>>22545740
Commons only up to $13. Not too late at all.

PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22545501
I don't know how he can keep a straight face. Maybe that's what the coughing was about. I would have cracked when that lady was asking the Federal Reserve to research why race inequality.

>>22545914
So does the fed because rampant real inflation being masked by fed jew trickery will hurt niggers more than it will hurt you or me.

>>22545252
Lisa Simpsoned

>>22545963
SNE(ed)
and make wkhs moon to 30 please

Sold all my options at 3pm today, I'm thinking I'm that giga Chad guy

>>22545953
Doesn't matter, still sends the market down, and the reporter gets to grandstand in their article this afternoon about how righteous they are, and how evil America is, even though America gives you endless opportunities with little risk to be successful

haha okay guys that was really funny, you can go up now :^)

>>22545697
How can our income be inequal if they don't even work?

WHY DID I HOLD MY TSM CALLS
WHY DIDN'T I FUCKING SELL YESTERDAY
WHY AM I SO MENTALLY ILL

QUICK, WHAT DO I BUY BEFORE THE MARKETS CLOSE???

>>22545961
GME is basically a once in a decade opportunity gamble because of the strange situation with its short interest right now.

Like there are shit like KODK and APRN which also have short squeeze out of nowhere, but those were already dying companies. GME instead is a case where it's essentially a short seller bubble over 5 years and it's about to pop because their bet was wrong and all signs and financials point to GME not going to $0 anymore

>>22546032
Sqqq

>>22546032
TQQQ

>THEY'RE GONNA KEEP TALKING INTO AFTER MARKET
THEY'RE GONNA KEEP TALKING INTO AFTER MARKET

>>22546032
LABU

>>22545884
Nice

I'm down 35% on 10/2 TSM calls should I sell now or hold until next week?

>>22546050
>>22546051
KEK

>>22546050
>>22546051
Like Pottery

>>22546050
>>22546051

>>22546055
They are done, and the NASDAQ has recoverd .5% since they stopped talking

>>22545540
ANSWER RIGHT THE FUCK NOW I DONT WANT TO STOP NEETING REEEEEEEEE

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

>>22546032
buy tesla it's dipped a bit for the day, then watch it soar for battery day before getting the fuck out.

>>22545832
Thanks anon

>>22546067
What strike?

>>22546083
get a job
buy stocks

>>22546087
when is battery day?

>>22545686
Why the fuck are you still investing in TSLA when the golden age of that stock is over.
What the fuck do you think is going to happen? It will hold even or crab upward at the very best and most likely it will utterly crash to stable levels.
What the fuck are you doing?

>>22546097
$90c

>>22545832
>it will convert to CP
YOU WON'T TRICK ME, FEDS

>>22546110
22nd or 24th forget right now, all I know is that retards will gobble that shit up. If it hits 2 grand again I'm running.

Have some insider information from my dad.
Battery day is going to be huge.

My local news station is talking about a black man that got lynched in 1944 and how the crime was never solved.

>>22545735
Store brand does the same as the national brand for less and usually much better quality since it's attempting to get people away from the established brand.

We did a whole study on it back in college.

HEB and Kroger were some of the top rated ones

buying NKLA puts for the AH drill swing

But seriously. Is Sony worth it or is everything priced in and they can only lose?

Just daytraded TQQQ for a $26 gain, enough for a deluxe box of tendies.

>>22546050
>>22546051
Duality of man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iG0G44G6RI8
>PS5 showcase
not sure how much it will affect GME anons since our price action was more a short burn

they better announce $449

>>22546119
Sell it. TSM ossiclates between 78 and 83 every month for the last 3.

Buy CLF under 7

>>22546133
It probably sucks to be a decent reporter right now.

Imagine you actually want to do the job you trained to do for 4+ years to spew bullshit you don't believe in yourself.

>>22546161
I fear a sell the news.

FUCK WE'RE DUMPIGN INTO CLSOE AAAAAHHH

>>22546140
It's worth it long term. Short term is probably like 5% bump

>>22546171
ty fren

I have SQQQ puts

>>22546161
only teenagers and tards play CONSOLE! a fucking console!

WHOA WHAT THE FUCK

>>22546086
kek the very top tick candle I've got was at 7 seconds after your post
I'm working on a frog overlay on my scalping chart.

>>22546200
that was stupid

>>22546200
Betting against me will be your downfall.

>>22546175
Yeah even local news isn't safe from liberal poison. Makes me sad.

>>22545162
No good I have feeling we will tomorrow morning

>>22545162
>AAPL
AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA GET FUCKED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA FUCKING FAGGOT ASS STOCK ROFL ROLF LAMO

HOW FAR IS THIS FUCKER GOING TO DROP OVERNIGHT

>>22545943
Mmm. I feel like youre just a bull that trades all day or something. No way I'm gunna dump into a bunch of penny stocks and watch lines go up and down all day.

>>22546226
>we will tomorrow morning
what did he mean by this?

KEEEEEEEEEEK

>>22546139
>AH drill swing

The what anon?

>>22546133
So many unsolved cases, but they have to mention this one. Just more evidence that the media has a leftist bias.

should I just liquidate all of my assets and go all in on GME? I only have 21 shares of it and I've done my DD to be confident in this long term

>>22546006
Well that's wrong. Only 35% of small businesses hit the 5 year mark. Lots of entrepreneurs get blown up, and there is a definite limit to the amount of times you'll be offered credit if you blow up.

dour hour

>>22546179
all the weak hands would have sold last week already. I'm positive that the majority of holders right now are preying on dumb short sellers.
Like a lot of GME is owned by institution already so just one more whale after Cohen would be fucking disastrous for short sellers. They just have to stay <5% so they don't have to disclose. Who knows how many are here by now

>>22546257

>>22546214
>>22546217
:(

>>22546282
POWELL HOUR

>>22546050
>>22546051

>>22546271
you're buying the literal peak don't be a moron

>>22546286
>all the weak hands
>you'd better start believing in stocktwits stocks
>you're in one

also I keep hearing about battery day, how do I profit off of this?

>>22546220
The best way to deal with is by not watching or clicking on the obvious bait.

>>22546257
What are they gonna do anyway? Set up our own Chinese style firewall and just block TikTok in the US completely?

Pow? You awake?

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>>22546309
Buy some booze and a box of tendies.

Buy the STOR dip, thank me later. 30+ easily EOM

>>22546271
only risk what you can recover from.
I'm 100% GME but I can recover from it if it goes -50% somehow (not likely because it's inherently a value pick already)

If I was retarded, I might have maxed out my line of credit to put into GME just like a cheap 3% interest margin account, but I'm not that crazy
Don't go crazy with options because you get fucked if a potential tender offer is below your OTM call

>>22546257
That was clearly going to happen. TikTok will be banned and it will be hilarious.

>>22546276
>35% of small businesses hit the 5 year mark
i reckon its lower than that

>>22546319
buying puts right at the end of the video

GRAB YOUR PARACHUTES, SHES GOING DOWN

>>22546253
Dip in the morning before bouncing back

fuck i shit my pants on my sqqq and then it went back up 50 cents

exit price on GME?

>>22546238
Really hope it plummets so I can buy more and lower my average DESU

It'll be back up eventually.

>>22546139
IV drop is going to make you lose money on puts even if NKLA drops. Even the calls are losing a lot of money.

>>22546368
you posted yikes, bro

>>22546271
Why the fuck is everyone buying shares, if youre really anticipating it going to 100+ youll 10x make more with 30$ january calls.

>>22546317
eh stocktwits is right and they better keep pumping GME and shilling it to other retards because this is the situation where more pumping will trigger the squeeze. Pop that short seller bubble.

>>22546311
>you're buying the literal peak
I didn't say when I was buying, but i'm already in at a good average and was looking to hodl for a few months anyways

>>22546322
I don't know if sacrificing liberty in the name of national security is a good idea... Like what national secrets are going to leak over tik tok?

>>22546238
You know it will recover once new phones come out right lol

>>22546286
The run up today is probably partly due to the event today. I meant these people will sell the news.

>>22546390
>stocktwits is right
GME bros, i present to you... your leader

Did Powell say something bad?
I closed the broker after the main presser. Seemed pretty normal.

Ban JPow from television forever

>>22546322
You just force Google play store and apple store to ban it.

THAT GIANT RED DILDO!!!!!

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WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!

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REPENT ZOOMER

FUCK ROBINHOOD It just sold an OTM spread because it was "high risk" christ almighty

>>22546396
I agree. As much as I hate the dumb chinks and their dumb meme apps it would be pretty sad to see the US actually set up a firewall or some shit and become one of these countries with restricted internet

what cruise/airlines should I grab? Somthing tells me a miracle will slay covid soon and will see travel boom.

oh mumu

>>22546372
11-12, or at least have that as a major profit target

>>22546399
Lol keep buying it retard and find out

My SQQQ calls just went up 73% but I'm still down 50% with them.

>tfw dumped TQQQ at 128.54 a few minutes ago right before the DOMP

>>22546378
same thing im doin

i can wait til oct for iphone 12

>>22546421
Oh right, that would probably be a lot easier wtf am I saying

>>22546432
who gives a fuck? If you make an app can you sell it in the chink market? No you cant. Fuck them

>>22546344
It's only $750 altogether and I was just going to DCA into other safer investments every time I get paid after going all in

>>22546437
nice

>>22546349
Eh, just looked it up, my stats are pulled from a book published in '11, so those are probably from even earlier. I guess as of 2017 it's 50% make it to the 5yr, but I'd intuit that a lot of them are Etsy/eBay type stores, perhaps incorrectly.

>even more bear cum
disgusting

lol
they always try...

>tfw holding tqqq at 160
Ooooooooooooo yeahhhhbbb

>>22546464
this

fuck china. commie bootlickers gtfo.

>>22546464
Yea, like that other anon suggested though >>22546421 this would be a lot easier/wouldn't be a symbolic sacrifice of liberty just to deal with a stupid chink app

>>22546430
Doesn't that only happen if you're using leverage?

>>22546455
I regret not doing that. Was considering dumping at 130 but didn't. Reeeeeee i shouldve stuck with my intial plan and waited on buying tqqq. Bought it near the high yesterday instead....

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>>22546494
They said the same thing opening on friday.

>>22546437
nice you're only down 2/3 now

>>22546455
>tfw i dumped TQQQ to load up on GME calls...

Set my GME limit sells, 50% at $20, 50% at $50

>>22546385
Not a good idea to buy options when the IV is so high.

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>>22546432
liberty should only be extended to american citizens. we should be draconian as fuck when it comes to dealing with countries that dont play by our rules. this is always how it was meant to be. liberty was never meant to be extended to communist bugs that wont ever extend the same courtesy back to our country or citizenry

>>22546546
tomorrow

making new...

>>22546464
Yeah, chink companys should never get access to other markets. They play foul.

>>22546536
I guess not since I am not I dont think

>>22546504
Holding TQQQ above $100 just seems like too much of a risk.

Once a vaccine actually comes around tech will easily plummet 2000 points within days

>Weeks of crabbing to kill the call and put holders
At least stop the overreaction dumps.

>>22546566
i'm glad so many of you are tracking the situation

>>22546426
We'll have every Zoomer bankrupt or in debt by the end of the month. And may the IRS tax my unrealized crypto gainz which represent 300% of my net worth this very day, if I'm wrong.
God bless the American Stock Market!

>>22546606
You chose to have a trip. That's the whole point.

>>22546574
What are you even talking about? Did you even read the conversation? We we're talking about the possibility of a firewall stopping Murricans from accessing stuff, so that would mean NOT extending liberty to Murricans. Again though, >>22546421 this is clearly the better option anyway and doesn't require any stupid political argument or discussion about censorship

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>>22546432
If we were able to filter out all connections originating from China the yearly number of DDoS attacks would drop by at least half.
That country is a cancer on the Internet.

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>>22546606
talk shit, get hit

>>22546601
>Once a vaccine actually comes around tech will easily plummet 2000 points within days
Maybe shit like Zoom and Docu will but AAPL and MSFT will be fine

>>22546574
Well I mean once they started implementing that one child policy we should have delivered some freedom and democracy, but after our top brass fucked up vietnam every American president has been scared shitless of rice farmers.

>>22546643
nevermind

>>22546625
What will probably happen is there will be be restrictions on a broad classification of apps and rules to prevent apps that are danger to national security, and every app provider in the US will be expected to comply with these rules, the same way they are expected to comply for any other illegal content. I imagine it will be far reaching and kind of bullshit and also get a bunch of gacha games banned that probably don't deserve it.

Basically TikTok ban will lead to some legislative events where you should temporarily short apple.

>>22546160
The jungian thing,sir