/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for Crazy Nancy

hi frens

Apple event starting soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b13xnFp_LJs

Is jim cramer gonna survive the fallout?

OP is a pedophile

>>22512761
hello future steak

:O......

>brapple stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b13xnFp_LJs

First for based driveway shitter

OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMMMM

Why is GME going up, they're going to be the next sears for fuck's sake.

>>22512769
Absolute worst outcome for him is working at Fox

what the fuck is this appl stream this is so shitty

>>22512756
Applebees event
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b13xnFp_LJs

>>22512770
Hoping it's something big but probably just incremental updates to the apple watch.

>>22512775
>projecting this hard

>>22512793
why are trump supporters so mentally ill?

>>22512797
cramer on fox would be kino

>>22512769
what did he do?

CLF has a 2.5b marketcap and generates 2b per quarter under non-covid

They also have acquired AK Steel (AKS); finished acquisition this year and HBI in Toledo, Ohio is starting up in 3 months in time for Trump Election

Just watch this video from last year everybody

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92RPZdbWz4Q [

I feel like CLF is a real bet on the election. Biden winning means trade war deescalation which is bad for CLF

>here at apple
BULLISH

i woke up and opened tiktok and theres a big ass starship in the sky in new jersey with multiple angles

lol it was real af

WHO THE FUCK HAS AN APPLE WATCH?

OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMMMM

>>22512808
saying projecting is not an argument pedo kys

>>22512817

>>22512808
>why are trump supporters so mentally ill?
Says the leftist who thinks netflix pedophilia is brave, and Joe Biden just has a "stutter".

>>22512841
many people

>>22512845
you should take your own advice pedo

>APPLE TO ANNOUNCE NEW APPLE WATCH AND IPAD TODAY, COOK SAYS
WHO
CARES
THOUGH

>only apple watch and ipad
>stock immediately tanks
kek

>>22512825
Iron ore is an actual bet on the American economy. FUCK THAT
MORE TQQQ

>>22512852
kek, based Cramer finally took the redpill

>>22512841
all the thots have one.

>>22512841
Idk but eman is going to be in the appl glasses

>>22512844
that cat looks like ryan cohen to me im not even kidding

where the FUCK is my $120 AAPL

AAPL IS DEAD HAHAHA

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

imagine getting $60K per year, the first $40K tax free, not having to pay into SSI or other federal and state work related taxes, never having to sell the underlying asset, and getting a 6%-10% raise every year.

I have made and lost so much money in options... I could have profited massively if i could day trade but i just don't have enough. I've decided to learn how to swing trade. Slow and steady safe gains.

>>22512841
galaxy active 2
i like it

>>22512785
>a fag selling overpriced watches using spics and niggers
yikes

>>22512877
>apple glasses
are we just making up products now?

I think palantir will pump hard for a week just like any tech stock, then take a shit because their financials are weird
>>22512852
Most news stations are just entertainment

>>22512841
a guy in spain named enrique and 4 other people, who knew?

>>22512891
Show portfolio.

>>22512861
your pedo gaslighting has no power here faggot you've been found out, you have no proof of not being a pedo but shown ample evidence that you are

>>22512785
I'm just thinking about that huge building and how impractical it would be to walk from one side to the other.

>>22512897
>doesn't know about the apple ar glasses coming out in 2022

>not having a device that can alert you to cardiac arrest

ngmi

>>22512769
>Is Crazy Nancy going to survive the fallout?
Fixed.
The veil has been lifted.

This seriously pisses me off. Two of my picks mooned before i bought in. Got sick of watching stocks so was just ginna throw in a bunch of money and gtfo rather tham spejd hours watching it. Now 2 of a few different stocks i wanted mooned. What the heck do I evem buy after it just mooned? Or am i gonna get wrecked and the line is only going up cause of the big amount of option plays ending this week for the quarter?

>>22512897
Look it up dumbass

If I just keep going all in on SPACs and selling when they moon I’ll be rich in no time. Anyone else doing this? I’ve made 19k so far and started with 5k. I don’t know shit about the stock market. Idk what futures, options, or any of that stuff even mean.

>>22512897
Yes and people will continue to buy them because of the logo.

>have cringe zoomer livestream for some gay shit that doesnt matter
>stock tanks

Just shut the fuck up. Just stop loving niggers and women. What do these faggots not understand? We dont care. Make money

O_O whew massive sell just got rekt

as long as ES_F say above 3400 we deff gonna see 3480 this week

>>22512918
blah blah blah why dont you go fuck little boys you pedo freak

>>22512905
What is the holding period called where certain people can't sell until a certain time after an IPO? Usually there is a dip when that is up.

>>22512862
i'm probably going to get one of the new ipads if the price is right

Retard here. Isn't it possible in the future that top tech companies don't list on (or even transfer from) the Nasdaq and so aren't included in QQQ? If so is QQQ a bad long term "tech" investment versus just buying the stocks or something like VGT?

wow i actually might just sell my apple stock at a loss right now, i'm disgusted i own this, this is an awful fucking presentation

>>22512868
i told you this even would be shit

>>22512918
Imagine being this triggered over seeing cartoons on an imageboard famous for being full of people that like cartoons.

>People love the apple watch


>spic
>le diabetic
>mystery meat chinese
>n

Shorting AAPL

when niggerpowel talk?

What do now?

>>22512796
You believed the seething shorts who were obvious shills instead of investing in Ryan Cohen, what an idiot.

>>22512928
>2022
>utter failure of google glass
it's not gonna happen man. but the EMAN announcement will come before then, I flipped calls a while back for nice profit hope it moons fren

I'm closing my GME puts. This company is going to zero but not today.

>>22512949
For what though?

>>22512870
Kek

>>22512951
Really? You just realized right now in this moment that Apple is a fucking meme company and the people that buy their products are idiots?

>>22512956
not surprising to see another pedo defender here, they usually run in packs folks

>Wow! I really love hearing those stories.
Jews literally have no souls do they.

Government contracts to pay people to use an apple watch?

>apple watch incentives in singapore
BULLISH

>>22512841
everyone with more money than sense.

How many Apple products do you guys own?

>>22512956
kys pedo

Sold $10 CLSK puts for 200 that are probably not going to get exercised cause it's ATM, Free premiums. Is there a better feel?

AAPL DUMPING

>>22512984
Why don't you just go back to 8k*n and talk about Q over there instead?

>>22512977
content creation and consumption
they're actually pretty damn useful

>>22512732
Anyone else only use goods and services from companies they're invested in?

For example,

I only buy groceries at No Frills because I have shares in Loblaws and Choice Properties.

I only buy fast food from Wendy's because I have shares in Wendy's.

Etc.

Heavily invested in QQQ and SPY too don't worry.

How do invest in braps?

>went all in on AAPL
what is happening

First for Apple buying Singapore in straight up cash just to shill its watch

Feels good to own apple stock, man. Feels real gud

>>22512971
Been holding since .45 so it only has one way to go.

Ar/vr tech will progress.

>>22512897
Oh look a new tripfaggot. Enjoy your two week stay

>>22513006
>>22512984
look at these two pedo shitbrains tell me what pedo stock you invested in so I can short them

>>22512973
dude what are you doing baggie wrong option

its call!

>>22512982
it does well and has good financial data so i don't care, but yeah....you are right....call me a dumbass

>>22513014
Q has nothing to do with the terabytes of pedophilic cartoon images on your hard drive faggot find jesus before you hurt a child

>>22513031
Is TA sqqq anon an hero?

>>22513025

>>22512796
You're the perfect example of whim trading.
>line go up? line surely go down now
>brrrrr? line surely go up
>retail company? surely same as sears. line must go down

>not measuring your blood oxygen

ngmi

>>22513019
yes @_@
me buy alot of delmonte green beans so own alot of FDP !!

>>22513005
iphone xs
2017 macbook pro 13"
mac mini
apple cinema display
powerbook g4 12"
power mac g5
ipad 2
ipad mini
ipad air

I get how these presentations are cringefests when there's a live audience, but how do they fucking manage to make a scripted sequence boring and awkward?

>>22512913
updated for my sale out of my BA today

>>22513012
Glad my buy call didnt go through. I almost bought it at the peak.

>tfw sold aapl this morning for a 30% gain
WHAT DONT YOU RETARDS UNDERSTAND?

BUY
THE
RUMOR
SELL
THE
NEWS

Reminder that AAPL will close at $125

>>22512973
Goddamn it baggie don’t you fucking dare

Based? Am I gonna make it if I hold for 10 years bros? Give it to me straight

oh no way i can measure my blood oxygen??!
hooray

>>22513061
me do measure it alot O_O
havent been able get it over 98% recently when it used be 100% alot

am kinda worried lungs damaged or something

>>22513048
What are you gonna do when you realize there is no shapeshifting reptilian cabal of baby eaters that worship moloch running the world and you just wasted your whole life being afraid of nothing?

>>22512971
Hey, Google glass is a big deal in manufacturing and factory work. It's not a TOTAL failure.

this presentation is horrendous Apple is dead

Can this apple watch blood oxygen meter tell me if I have sleep apnea?

of fuck 2020 and every dumbass we know is going to talk about their blood/oxygen at parties like they are a doctor. at least it will sell.

TRUMP KIDNAPPED BY MUSLIMS ON FOX

>>22513035
SHUT THE FUCK UP TINNY IF YOUR DEGENERATE ASS DOESNT WANT TO LOSE THAT LAST 11K

>>22513074
iphone X
Airpods

Had an old Macbook that lasted me for 10 years. Only dislike was that AAPL kept updating iOS and would not provide support for the older versions.

>>22513115
it seems like it can

>>22513005
0. I hate I OS.

I will look at their glasses if they are good

>>22513086
Kek. I almost bought a freaking call like 15 minutes ago or so when it was high priced.

>>22513063
Is that a good long term hold? I need to put something for my roth.

can someone spoonfeed a profitable options play to make right now? I need to come up with some $ fast because reasons, thanks!

>>22513005
Literally zero but I still hold the stock kek.

>>22513103
Wow that would be awful how will he ever recover

>>22513114
watch it, eh?

>>22513083
Lot on the watchlist my man.

If iPhone 12 is not released in one hour from now, there may be some sell off (10-15) points!!

>>22513115
Yes almost all modern technology can

>>22513147
I mean, yes, if he realizes it now it would be good. If he doesn't realize it till he's almost dead it would be pretty shitty I think.

>>22513114
You all keep saying appl is dead. They are still at 117 for today.

Its not going to drop, maybe crab

>>22513149
kek

>>22513109
>Google glass is a big deal in manufacturing and factory work.
this is true. still a failure in that it killed the wearables industry aside from watches
I still remember that one tech journalist in SF (was it Xeni Jardin?) who wore a google glass in a Lower Haight punk bar and got beat up for it

>>22512986
What are you referring to?

>>22513016
>content creation
Well yeah, but that's also the reason for its decline in sales.. right? The only people buying it are people that wants to look important on the beach or in starbucks

>bought AAPLQ stock instead of literally any other meme shit that mooned +10% today

>>22513144
350 puts tsla

>>22513143
FDP have been having alot of problems lately
they are probably good long term but

From the way it's looking. I think apple is trying to become a health tech company or might as well be one right now

>>22513005
Macbook pro from work
Ipad air(only because all non apple tablets are shit)

NKLA GO UP
GRUG WILL JUST F O R C E PRICE UP
SO WHAT IF THEY COMIT FRAUD
LINE GO UP
BIG COCK BIG BUL
GRUG MUSCLE STRONG. GRUG PUSH UP

>>22512971
Glass was unironically too far ahead of it's time.

Does anyone genuinely give a fuck about any of this? The only person i ever got a iwatch for (my girlfriend for christmas) stopped using it after a few months.

This is all your fault

apple puts or calls?

I have 25 AAPL shares. When will I get invited to board meetings? I will point the company towards the right direction.

>>22513128
People shit on their products but my 2009 MacBook Pro still runs perfect and is almost as fast as a new laptop. thing is a beast, only replaced it because it gets to hot to keep on my lap now and I'm too lazy to replace the thermal paste

>He still hasn't bought Pinterest

>>22513180
Will I be able to track my gender transition on my new iwatch?

>>22512820

Weeeee

>>22513005
Big fat 0.

>>22513022
BGS

>>22513173
replaced my wacom
i use it at my desk and on my couch
i don't want to sound like a commercial but i've got the run of the mill standard 2018 version and this thing is capable as fuck

i own no AAPL

>>22513178
If I could afford that I wouldn't need $

>>22513151
Really?

> This new study shows the Watch can detect sleep apnea with a 90 percent accuracy

If it's only 9/10 accurate, and 25% of people have sleep apnea, then that if it says you have sleep apnea, the odds of you actually having it would be something like 25/35 right?

>>22513193
calls, APPL only goes up

>>22513175
>AAPLQ
Is that apple? I keep seeing that q appended on the end of stocks idk what it means

GME bros. We just have a month or two to go.

Ok I gave into the shilling and bought $375 of clf. You win. You feel like a big strong man? Fuck you.

>>22513128
>>22513196
iToddlers BTFO

>>22512820
Ok, I bought a bunch. If you lose me money, I will shit on your front porch.

>>22513208
no

>>22513186
PUSH TRUCK GRUG PUSH
>what? Truck not pusher

>>22513114
AAPL is literally the KO of electronics/tech. Do not expect innovation. Do not expect the new. Expect AAPL CONSOOMERS to CONSOOM and to pay a premium to CONSOOM from AAPL exclusively.

>>22513227
conspiracy edition

>>22513243
wow, extremely problematic

BLOOD MEASURE HEALTH BLOOD MEASURE YOU CAN MEASURE BLOOD FOR YOU HEALTH ARE YOU HEALTHY MEASURE BLOOD

>>22513005
none but i see alot of people using them though. was gifted an ipad (air?) once, battery life was unusable so sold it.

>>22513191
Ive only seen 1 or 2 girls with a watch on the last 2 years and it was at work. Most girls have cell phones so why would they get a watch?

>>22513235
You might as well bet on the election, that's all an investment in CLF is

bros... i kinda want an apple watch

>>22513227
it means inverse or short

>>22513193
Calls. Xmas is around the corner.

Plus its giving the subliminal message for niggers to buy with high blood pressure monitor and niggers shilling the product

WHERE IS MY LIVE2D ANIME GIRL WATCH FACE WTF

Imagine being such a braindead zoomer you want your face on your watch

>>22513224
>25% of people
this have nothing do with your probability question

>>22513196
the 2009 mbp is one of the best notebooks ever made, I didn't replace mine until 2017

>>22513083
What is your yield % with this? Wouldn't it be way easier just to invest in DIV?

>TRANNY FLAG is the showcase of presentation

>>22513253
DO YOU FEEL SICK WHAT IS YOUR BLOOD OXYGEN TELL ME YOUR BLOOD OXYGEN WHERE IS YOUR APPLE WATCH!?

>>22513227
Idk, my broker says APPLQ is an invalid ticker. Is this a secret level of investing?

>>22513076
Unironically autism. These big business guys are both autistic and sociopaths. They are trying to behave like normal humans but mentally can't pass as one.

Why do incels hate AAPL?

>>22513210
Why are ypu shilling it so hard. If you sincerely believe you'll get rich off of it why are you getting so irate when people don't care? I assume ur the anon shilling it as I cant be bothered to make sure you are who I think you are.

>>22513285
deal with it

>>22513196
>retard discovers unix

>proud about the “updated leather band”

Lmao i have so much apple and this is so retarded

>>22512891
>>22513083
How much did you have to invest to get 60k a year? probably close to 1 mil id imagine.

>>22513269
i would but i don't have an iphone

>Up 5%
Nice.

>>22513285
rent free

>>22513276
That's available at the apple store for $9.99 silly goose.

Powellfaggot speaking in approx 50 minutes
who else is holding sqqq calls from friday

>>22513220
>i use it at my desk
Again, for what? Loli art? You have a computer on your desk too, right?

>and on my couch
So what you're saying is it's a boomer thing?

>>22513310

>>22513253
Why do "her" shoulders look broad? Is that a man?

>>22513305
because people who have sex (normies) have their products

>>22513305
I don't hate the stock. I hate the company for kind of becoming the Orwellian company it portrayed as the bad guy in their iconic old commercial.

TSLA! $500 eow.

/SMG/ thoughts on XLP for long position

>>22513282
Of course it does.

Imagine a disease that only 1% of people have. A test with a 90% false positive rate would mean that about 9/10 people who test positive don't actually have that disease, because 10% of the healthy population would get false positive, which is about 10 times more as the population that actually has it.

>now your kids can send nudes from a watch

>>22513048
Why are these faggot poltards with there 4 digit bank accounts coming to ruin biz?

>>22513335
>holding from friday
Motherfucker I bought yesterday, let's go

Lmao NKLA is up again today

>>22513331

>>22513341
didn't i just say it replaced my wacom tablet?

i sketch or work on spreadsheets on my couch sometimes while my wife is reading

>>22512044
I hope so. As much of a bonehead as Rogaine is, he works as a really good standin for the average Joe. His questions would still be stupid but at least they won't be MSM choreographed bullshit softball questions. Plus you fucking KNOW he's going to ask them about their drug policies and I'd be interested to hear EITHER of them come up with a proper response that doesn't completely alienate their voter bases.

At first I thought it was a silly idea, but the more I think about it the more I feel like we'd ACTUALLY be able to get a feel for both these candidates if this happened. I'm fucking tired of the MSM out of context clipping of both candidates to warp perception. I'm fucking tired of debates never really getting to the core of issues because debate hosts allow bumblefucks to sidestep the question and they're too tight on time to press them. 4 hour debate with a relatable host asking a mixture of silly but insightful questions would be the best way to learn about our candidates. But this shit HAS HAS HAS HAS HAAAAAAAAAAS to fucking air LIVE if it happens.

Also I'm not sure if Rogaine can even handle the pressure. I feel like he'd back down fucking hard if the opportunity actually came. The dude already seems like he has a panic attack over the thought of people taking his opinions as political endorsements. He has to constantly stress "I'm a fucking moron, don't make your decisions based off what I say." I'd think that the pressure of "I could accidentally say the wrong thing and completely derail the election" would really get to him. I'm in the same camp of not liking Biden or Trump, but I'd very much like to see the debate format restructured into something akin to a podcast. You really do learn more about people when they can talk unscripted for such a long period of time. I also really want to really see if Biden is really a bumbling idiot who can't actually articulate many much without the help of his staff.

>>22513335

>>22513335
with Powell speaking, why would you buy anything other than QQQ calls?

>>22513318
Kek i had some apple but sold it off a few weeks back.

>>22513083
do you sell calls on the stocks you hold?

>>22513115
Getting a CPAP was a life saver anon.

>>22513369
By 90% I mean 90% accuracy, and 10% false positive rate, like the apple watch example.

>we want the china audience
good

>>22513373
I don't know but it's fun watching them shit their pants over cartoons.

Who sells AAPL at $117 lmao like oh noooo it could go to $95 (and then $200 in a few years)

>>22513335
Ahhh fuck i thought he already spoke. Did i screw up buying tqqq?

>>22512896
Pretty sure the mom was a jew

Anyone here having portfolio margin?
I might want to start using it and see no downside if you are able to not be a high leverage retard that gets margin called at the first 20% correction.

>>22513335
>"Money make BRRRR, deal with it."
>SPY 600 EoW
No seriously, in my experience the market always goes down a bit but not even enough to make me leave my positions. Just not worth the effort lmao

where do i watch the banker conference thing later this week?

279 dollars is not a discount watch you fucking dumbass what fucking planet are they from?

>paying monthly for a watch
What the fuck are these people doing?

>>22513383
At the very least, we won't have a live audience with Rogan. We went from JFK and Nixon professionally duking it out to Hillary snidely insulting Trump while a bunch of queens and manchildren hooted and hollered in the background. Fucking despicable how we came to this.

>you can own a watch for just 24 easy payments

Confirmed: apple wants the nigger market

If there isn't some actually impressive One More Thing I'm gonna dump all my shares, Tim Gay is Big Gay

>>22513369
the apple watch has false positive but actual sleep tests dont have false positives O_O

Ask me anything about CLF

>>22513296
>>22513296
>>22513296

>>22513305
I have apple stock, but wouldn't buy apple stuff. Too many niggers have iphones so the brand is dead to me.

I used to like iPhone when it first came out since it had the touch screen. Had to jailbreak all of them to be useful though.

I stopped at Iphone 4 and went with Samsung since it did more without jailbreaking.

>>22513224
>Are you obese?
You probably have sleep apnea
>Are you not obese?
You probably don't have sleep apnea

90% accurate

>>22513443
consoomers, without them we wouldnt make money with stocks

>>22513239
S-s-stop laughing at me...

>>22513443
AAPL CONSOOMERS are the most domesticated customers on the planet

What is this fucking mongrel they've put on stream?

Apple more like Crapple amirite bros?

>>22513414
i'd almost sell it at 95 so i never have to watch one of these shitshows again this is like some shitty youtube commercial i hit skip for wtf even is this bullshit

>>22513469
My dad does, but I'm fit and he's not.

>>22513447
>AAPL $116 I'M RUINED
Seriously can they not sit still for a week?

>>22513466
Why are you shilling it so obnoxiously? I was the original Raytheon autist and even I wasn't this bad

what will chevron bottom out at?

>AAPL $114 EOD

>>22513443
pretty sure with Apple Card its 0% financing. Plus you get 3% back on Apple products bought with the card

>our products are fully green

I agree, chinese children are less carbon heavy than actual factories

Literally nothing can pump AAPL now, can it?

>>22513466
Why should we buy stock in an iron mining company when everyone else is excited about nickel miners because of the Tesla meme?

is it too late? i wanna dump like 1k into this sometime this week but don’t know what day

>>22513466
Do you think shilling /smg/ has any effect?
Jesus Christ, just shitpost and share tips like a normal person.

>>22513453
>buy our overpriced spy device
>we can loan you this $600 watch for $850
>easy payments goy

APPLE REMOVING POWER ADAPTER WAT

>>22513471
I have a friend who consistently complains about DVD prices when he doesn't have the foresight to just fork out money for a laptop and HDMI cable to torrent his shit. It's like they live on another planet.

$AAPL $125 EOD

>>22513054
Yeah, probably...here's what he posted on Friday...I asked him why the fuck he keeps on attention whoring and he explained he picked up a tripcode in order to bet with some anon here or something. So from the start it was all just ego fluffing for him. I usually don't call people out but he went so hardcore and shat up the thread so much with his memelines that I really need to discourage this shit. Don't shit up threads with your TA hard reads and act like a baller if you're just going to silently walk away with your tail between your legs when you don't win the bet. The moment people were calling him out, he should have backed down instead of doubling up. Nobody would care if he just posted his TA as a suggestion. Instead he made it out like he was some kind of oracle that mastered the markets and foretold the endtimes.

>>22513414
People who don't into value investing and divvies

>recycled aluminum

Aluminum is literally the third most abundant element on this entire planet after oxygen and silicon.

>$EVRI
I am forgotten.

>>22513382
Yes okay, you sketch loli art.. whatever. My main point still stand, the reason it declines in sales for every passing year is because barely anyone needs it

>>22513504
I dunno. Strong oil companies are probably at their floor already.

>>22513271
>xmas around the corner
>everyone who buys apple products are either broke, too scared to spend money, or already robbed an apple store during the riots.

Nah. That's a put.

>>22513488
All I really learned was payment plans, this helps expand to the poor people market which is bullish.
Imagine swing trading AAPL lmao.

>>22513535
Wireless charging makes the port not required.

Anybody that would finance a goddamn disposable electronic "this year's" worthless watch needs a fucking 'nother hole in the head. A hate people so bad

>>22513386
There is usually a sell off during his speaches, but if he keeps the printers on the rest of the year will be green.

>>22513544
dubs confirm again

>A bear chases you off a cliff

>>22513545
The best is. You know he is lurking

lol what the fuck is apple doing

>available this friday
means sales will be included in profits for q3, good news (for now), bullish

Thank you, Tim Apple

>>22513517
Whats your average price?

>>22513516
Most mining companies slashed their capex which does not reflect any uptick in demand for nickel
Nickel mining in Western Australia (one of the biggest exporters) is dying.

This is not to shill that guy;s company, just to point out that nickel is as much of a meme as tesla, except we don't even see money moving into it. Iron ore makes way more sense given its always in high demand following a recession as most countries' textbook response is infrastructure and manfucaturing

>>22513574
I forgot they had that. isn't it like 120$ tho

>>22513466
Are you the anon who shills crack whores as a "bargain"?

>>22513584
secretly bullish

never doubt tim apple

Apple is literally 100% of my portfolio thesis for the next 50 years and this presentation leaves me weary. Its probably better to just ignore this pandering bullshit as a real investor. Im worried itll all unravel someday though. I cant see apple transitioning to a normal company once this era of soft bullshit is over.

>>22513553
>>recycled aluminum
>
>Aluminum is literally the third most abundant element on this entire planet after oxygen and silicon.
And it's worse for the environment to recycle the shit than it is to dig up more. FUCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

>>22513569
poor people aren't going to wear apple watches, they will get shot for them, they will spend 280 on shoes but not a fucking joke watch that people will laugh at

>>22513596
108, i expected it to go at least 125+
What a fucking waste of time.

>>22513019
BVVVVVLLLLLL!!! BVVVVVVLLLLLLLLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

>>22513545
>>22513585
You're saying the GME denial guy was short the whole market today?
I can only lmfao so many times in one thread bros.

Crashing, hit a wall
Right now I need a miracle
Hurry up now, I need a miracle
Dumping, selling out

Margin calls my phone, but I'm not around
They write a mail, but I'm not around
I need you, I need you, I need you right now
Yeah, I need you right now

So don't let me, don't let me, don't let me down
I think I'm selling my shares now
It's in your hand, Tim, I hope
That you'll be here, when I hold AAPL the most
So don't let me, don't let me, don't let me down

Don't let me down
Don't let me down
Don't let me down, down, down
Don't let me down, don't let me down, down, down

>>22513598
What is $120?

>>22513561
better question
what in the FUCK is this thing talking on the AAPL event right now
gotta be a tranny

>>22513598
more opportunity for them to make money, good for my stock (:

i hate having ADHD bros, I hate taking adderall this shit sucks

>Did we mention it measures your heart rate?
>Did we mention it measures your O2 saturation?
>Did we mention it has accelerometer?

>All this in a thick pajeet accent
Man, its gonna sell like crazy.
I hate it.

even the new products are used. pay up

>>22513545
sorry, guys. i was wrong about gme
sold my puts for loss.

>>22513545
Legitimately how fucking stupid do you have to be to apply TA to an index?

>>22513611
I feel like Apple is a safe bet for years to come, this event is shit because they are holding the iphone 12 till later, only watch and ipads

Daily reminder to buy SPACs low at The 12 to $14 range

>>22513597
Dear diary, today anon wasn't a faggot and actually gave a response that made sense. Also yea, I kind of figured that it Tesla itself is a meme the people shilling their nickel miners in here are just shilling memes too.

AAPL going to take over Peloton's business model and do it better

>>22513502

Cause ya'll shilling gamestop obnoxiously lol

>>22513516

So stupid

>>22513524

I am sharing tips just read my thread

>>22513603

Who?

>>22513630

>>22513639
> I hate taking adderall
Is it bad that I did it willingly and will continue doing it?

>>22513651
Pretty sure that's not the trip but too lazy to check the archive

oh fuck this fitness thing is straight BULLISH

>>22513644
You think that’s bad
>RING doorbell cams made from old smartphone cameras
>handheld POS systems touch screens made from old smartphones

>>22513545
>Nobody would care if he just posted his TA as a suggestion.
This. I noticed he got cocky and usually that's when a trade usually fails.

>>22513231
We’re all gonna make it GMEbro :’^)

>>22513639
>He fell for the ADHD meme

this crazy looking blonde faggot is ruining the apple stream, who thought it was a good idea to let a gay serial killer get on camera?

>>22513430
God I want to strangle Watashi mercilessly and fill her womb up as she blacks out from the lack of oxygen, only to release my grip and let her slowly regain her senses for round 2.

>>22513651
based and honestypilled
I forgive you

THAT'S A FUCKING WOMAN
holy shit how horrifying
you can see the scar where they took skin from her forearm to make a penis

>>22513005
had a macbook air a long time ago. Also, an Iphone 7+ bought in 2017

how do i long trans suicide rates?

Wait. this apple app might be bullish for peloton

>>22513693
Thats because dumbfuck wsb newfags suck off someone with meme lines because they unironically fall for them because they have no concept of wht the fuck a stock market is

>>22513657
I bought SPAQ at $11.75 way back and sold it at $12.50, I feel like an idiot.
obviously the Fisker Ocean or whatever is never going to happen but imagine after the merger date is announced and the ticker changes to FSKR, it will probably moon to $30. I'd buy in now but the merger could technically happen anytime from now until like fucking december and the whole SPAC market might be kill by then.

The corporate gamification of personal fitness has begun.

>>22513666
Please save made replying to /gif/ YLYL threads please. Also nice digits.

This apple presentation is terrible with shit product.

It does have an assload of nigger pandering though...will niggers buy because a nigger tells them to buy????

There's a law way plan and everything lol

Is apple actually 4 moves ahead of the game? Will they take food stamps as payment?

Not gonna lie, I'm actually feeling bullish on my apple stock desu

>>22513639
Then find a different way to deal with it. Or maybe ask you doctor about different options.

I'm on focalin which helps. I prefer adderall but she wanted to do focalin for whatever reason.

>>22513651
Not surprised. Your 4 figure account is now a 3 figure account

>>22512852
"crazy" gives her too much credit, it would make her ongoing mission to destroy america not her fault

>>22513019
I hold MA because I use Mastercard desu.

It makes sense to do that as well. I know the product, I know the business model.
Apple, Microsoft, Amazon, even stuff like Kroger or FedEx. If you deal with the company and talk to the people working there or know the pros and cons you are already in the top 5% of investors. People that lost on stuff like Enron or Wirecard di not even know their business model just "energy" or "finance stuff". I bet no LK investor ever went to a LK shop but bought based on "Chinese starbucks ching chong really good"

>>22513684
>>22513709
>>22513759
>bold
>tripcode

>>22513705
looks like Homelander after a crack ride

WHY THE FUCK IS AAPL CRABBING

>>22513709
>>22513684
>>>/reddit/
that's a name, not a trip

>>22513735
Treadmill walk AND treadmill run? Wow Apple leave some innovations for the rest of us!

>>22513705
That's their audience

>>22513743
>fitness
>health shit

nobody pays almost 300 dollars for that, if they had talked about music and selfies with the watch then yeah but who the fuck pays this much for some fitness companion that will probably fuck up half the time? this is a fucking shit move on their part.

>>22513644
Kek.

>>22513785
Look up Apple Event on YouTube, and see the garbage they are announcing.

>>22513768
>>bold
I have to compensate for my small pee pee.

bake new

I sold my GME. I am a faggot with a 3 figure account

>>22513785
because this is a woman
and everybody knows it

>>22513714
Holy FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Where's the sqqq tripfag?

>>22513518
if you didn't under 20 I'd say no

>12 a month for watch
>free 3 months fitness then 80 a year

FUCKING APPL REVENUE GOING TO ROCKET IM COOOOOOOOMING

>>22513651
Lol this is bait 99% certain

>>22513679
>Is it bad that I did it willingly and will continue doing it?
probably. drugs are bad imo. I used to see a therapist until I realized it's just a way to get people in the door to start taking anti-depressants. and I will never take anti-depressants. It's sort of like how Scientology has those guidance counselor centers for people feeling low in life or addicted to drugs and they turn them into life-long scientology customers. People who take SSRIs all report major withdrawal symptoms and people who stop taking them either because their kill themselves or find a new drug like fent
TL:DR don't take drugs, i regret letting my mom put me on adderall when I was 16

>>22513773

>>22513806
I knew they had the event but I figured it would pump.

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>>22513785
The presentation is fucking garbage.
ALSO THAT'S LITERALLY A FTM TRANNY IN THE BLUE HOODIE RIGHT NOW

>>22513743
That pay per month thing is no joke.

>>22513819
FUCK that's why she/he is so unerving

>>22513466
God I’m going to literally COOM when your shit stock goes to $3

yooooooo this milf on the Apple even though

IMMMMM GONNNNA COOOOOOMMMMMMMM

>>22513825
dead

>>22513717
>how do i long trans suicide rates?
$TEVA
>>22513714
people always talk about how MtFs are mentally ill, not enough attention paid to how mentally ill FtMs are

>>22513785
It's pandering to niggers with payment plans and nigger shilling.

Its trying to figure out if it means less stores getting robbed or more defaulted payments on payment program.

>>22513714
What for real?

>>22513614
Gonna need a source for that claim

>>22513623
Not based on history. Poor people are poor because of debt-financed consumption. They already love Apple watches, and penetrating that market further means growth.
I don't own a single AAPL product besides the stock. Looking at fluctuations less than a year on AAPL is stupid. People selling at 116 to buy at 112 could make so much better use of their time and research. Just set a portfolio target and buy dips of 5 or 10%.

>>22513477
how does she make her shirt do that with her tits

>>22513838
Yeah I never took my anti-depressants when I got them back when I was 18 or whatever. But adderall is the reason I finished school, without it I would 100% be a neet without any kind of education.. it's also the reason for me having the energy and focus to learn about economics. Sure I'm like a robot in real life but I pretty much never leave my apartment so.. you know

>>22513651
Not the trip

>>22513918
>recycling aluminum produces many toxic chemicals that are released into the air. Furthermore, recycling aluminum produces a waste product called "dross" that is highly toxic and has to be buried in landfills. This dross must be tightly sealed in containers so that it doesn’t leak out and enter groundwater.

>>22513802
are you kidding? retarded fat niggers and fat soccer moms are obsessed with any gimick that has anything to do with "fitness" and has some weird miracle solution so they can keep being lazy

WHOA HERE'S TED HOLY SHIT

>>22512732
>trump supporters are mentally ill.
Never caught that before. kill yourself.

>>22513651
I appreciate you coming out and admitting it. As hard as I was, I do hope you're handling your losses well. We all make mistakes, nobody knows what the fuck is going on in these markets no matter how confident they seem. It'd be nice if we all made it and helped each other make it too. Your TA was doing well but you pushed the envelope a bit out of cockiness. I'd appreciate more of your TA posts if you want to make them in the future.

Respect for coming out. I hope you make it, anon. I hope we all make it. Except Baggie of course.

just got dumped by PTON, fucking annoying cunts

>>22512973
don't do it you motherfucker

>>22514020
thanks, anon.

UONE LET'S FUCKIN GO

>>22513310

>>22512945
Lock-up period. It's only for insiders and big private investors. Normal people can leave anytime

>>22512795
Fuk you rat

>>22513639
I know this feel. I love ADHD sometimes because I feel it gives me weird insights and creativity. But I hate not being able to do basic fucking tasks all the time and forgetting dumb shit. Adderall is great sometimes and hellish other times. It distorts your sense of confidence and zaps all your fucking appetite away. At the end of the day, you can crash hard and zombie out.

>>22513679
Do you have ADHD or take it recreational? It effects neurotypical people differently so you may not have the same experience when on them as intended. I've never gotten a euphoric or high feeling from adderall. It makes me feel calm, but also gives me the insatiable urge to do something productive - but sometimes the motivation just isn't there.

Just cause you guys hate the products doesn’t mean people that consoom apple products won’t

>>22514496
Will*

>>22514496
y are u gay