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I do not associate with the dog poster, fucking dogs.

Hey /biz/bros do you like my new waifu bitcoin?
>Anon that's another shitcoin just like Chainlink.
What? Chainlink was an amazing coin, the next Ethereum.
>Ethereum didn't drop 80% during ATH and below the OTC price.
It was a bear market
Anyway show miss Statera some respect, she's going to live with us
>Oh my Satoshi he's bringing the shitcoin inside the house
> I told him a million times to not get attached and just pump & dump them, even bitcoin is a hoe, I mean a shitcoin.

>> No.22480313

what are these terrible low effort memes with the only thing about them is STA logo slapped on? If you're too lazy or don't have a good idea just don't post it.

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>Excuse me sir, I seem to have misplaced some merchandise ... ooh there she is.
>Bitch where you've been, I've been looking everywhere for you. Come on home, I mean to swing trade you to put your gains into YFI.
Do you know who this guy is?
>He's my PnDer
Your PNDer!?!?!

So--soo you really are a
>YES SHE'S A SHITCOIN
>YES SHE'S A SHITCOIN

>APimpNamedSlickback, may I have a minute?
>A minute!???!!!!! "Let us pray the Pump&Dumper's prayer; Lord Satoshi, please pray for the soul of this shitcoin, and guide my P&D hand and make it strong Lord!! so she may learn, a shitcoin's place. AMEN."
We do not hit the future Chainlink in this house
>What future Chainlink, sir? this here's a shitcoin
Not in this house she ain't.

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>This? a cryptocurrency? a fucking currency? this here is a shitcoin.

>> No.22480618

>Statera is linked to BitConnect
>Anon team lives in international waters and no two members speak the same language
>Statera broke Uniswap, Balancer, and even itself so it will likely break Mooniswap next
>Abu's tokens are burning out of control and Scott won't help, wants to see what the project lead can come up with on his own

>> No.22480669

>Abu is part of the Nigerian terror cell

>> No.22480867

>>22480618
>>22480669
I said quality FUD -_-. Get the fuck out of my thread, kangaroo fuckers. I know Australians are behind Stonks and Australians miss the pumps because of their retarded timezones, they also often times dump after the Americans go to sleep.

>> No.22480957

>>22480206
You talking about that low effort STA meme? Make some more of those and I might just sell...

>> No.22481018

How do I buy STA with google play card? I do not have bank in my country

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>>22480313
Yeah its cringe. You shouldn't post a STA meme unless you have good ideas OP.

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SCAMTERA

>> No.22481608

OP, were you sitting in your parents basement, watching Boondocks and smoking pot when this brilliant idea for a thread popped into your head? You're... you're high now, aren't you?

>> No.22481967

>>22481608
Shitcoins being handled like pump & dump hoes to make more money to eventually reach enough to be trading futures on BTC isn't anything new.

>> No.22482147

In 2025, all these haters will BEG for the opportunity to suck the corn out of my shit for one (1) Statera token.

>> No.22482440

>>22482147
Too bad we didn't have a /b/ and silkroad period where people were doing ridiculous shit for bitcoins and faucets gave plenty of BTC.

>> No.22483145

>>22482440
I miss those days when crypto wasn't banned from 4chan.