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Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:47:16 2020 No.22472403 [Reply] [Original]

First they laughed and paid me no heed,

To them I said, not selling, didnt read,

Next they screamed until they were pink,

But I’m never selling, not even 1 link

Again, they swore that it was a scam,

But I couldn’t hear, I was choosing my lam,

I waited for days, weeks, even years,

Each day getting closer to no-linker tears,

They laughed, they pointed, and they shouted “cope!”,

But I simply smiled, as they tied their rope,

Despite all the fud, the torment, and fear,

I knew deep down it would be 1k eoy,

Then one day, out of the blue,

Link was one dollar, one fifty, then 2!

“You’ll never make it, it’s a pyramid scheme,

Link ‘s only value is based on some meme”,

“My god, all this fud over linkies?”

I thought to myself as my wallet grew stinky,

Then one day, I never thought it would come,

All those no-linkers now wanted some,

They begged, they cried, they screamed and they plead,

Please sir 1 link, that’s all that I need!

The moral is this, in case it needs telling,

Despite all these words, didn’t read, never selling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:49:08 2020 No.22472429 timeless

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Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:49:26 2020 No.22472436
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>>22472403
LINK INTERNET DEFENSE FORCE

NOBODY ASKS THESE QUESTIONS

NOBODY CARES, STOP PROPPING UP DUMBASS QUESTIONS. WHEN WILL THIS USELESS TOKEN WITH NO SOLID MATHEMATICS OR TECH BEHIND BECOME VALUED AT A CERTAIN VALUE.

STOP BEING FOOLED INTO THESE SHILLS PLANS

1. arrest the google cloud dev for insider trading
2. arrest sirgay for securities fraud
3. well first, you'll have to extradite him after he flees
4. arrest ari for money-laundering
5. fine binance for allowing millions upon millions of chainlink tokens to be discretely sold OTC

What you can do

>>report all chainlink posts, count them up, report them
>>expose shill groups in discords with screenshots
>>petition jannies to ban chainlink on sight
>>report to the sec, the more reports, the more likelier they are to look into it
>>post and write about the ongoing scam

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:49:58 2020 No.22472446 >>22472403 DR;NS

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 00:50:15 2020 No.22472451 >>22472436 You had 3(three) years

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 01:12:48 2020 No.22472800 >>22472403 based and redpilled

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 01:15:25 2020 No.22472838 Its literally dumping right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 01:17:46 2020 No.22472874 dr; not buying

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 01:18:32 2020 No.22472883 File: 162 KB, 387x350, sooksooksook.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22472838 +7000% >dumping. aren't you a sweet summer peach. post peach. post peachpit.

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Anonymous Mon Sep 14 01:22:54 2020 No.22472932
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Sergey's Dad zips through traffic and does a screeching handbrake 180 into the parking lot all the while revving the engine. He then spins the car around once more as he hits the clutch and proceeds to hop out of the vehicle, vertical doors and all and tosses the cigarette to the ground, "Son! It's so good to see you, I just want to thank you and your "investors" for the car."

Sergey beams as smile back and scratches his beard, "you know what they say Dad", he chuckles, "you only raise money from the three Fs; fools, family and friends."

His Dad bursts into laughter and slaps his back as they begin walking along to the temporary Chainlink offices in downtown San Francisco. "But son, what will they say when you're spending so much money?"

"Well, I'm not spending the money" his son sheepishly grins. "The company is, based in the Caymen's, it's outside of US jurisdiction. We just vaccum up the money and drop it there, then we'll just keep piping it to you under your names so if they investigate me, they won't find anything. In fact, I haven't bought myself anything new, I still wear the same shirt day after day." He lifts up his jacket and the familiar plaid shirt is there.

"I see" his Father nods. "But you'll have to show, these i-investors, hahaha" he barely contains himself then wipes away a tear as he keeps laughing. "These investors, they'll want to see something."

"Easy. We hire temporary shills, well basically market promoters all across Asia and North America to keep marketing our token, it's an ever expanding market." And then, he pauses, "as for progress, we set-up some real easy APIs quoting prices and keep drawing out the timeline, so it looks like work is being done but it's not. We show up to some conferences and we never open up any offical offices, moving from here to there so that if anyone does come and knock, they'll see a bunch of wires everywhere and some weird programmers in the corner and then the next day, we just pick and move shop."