/biz/ - Business & Finance

And if I die IDC win win for everyone still

You really wanna make some money? Start a televised league 4v4 tactical deathmatch. You'd easily be able to incentivized the winners from the income that's genertable from the interest in this.

>>22457396
Ehh 3v3 actually

>>22457315
crab fishing

>>22457315
>Why are there no high risk/high reward jobs with low barrier to entry?
Indie video game development

>>22457315

Go be a private army merc, they make 6 figures muffuga

>>22457677
kek

>>22457315
Oil rigs.

>>22457315
>Why are there no high risk/high reward jobs with low barrier to entry? That's what this generation is missing
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF CRYPTO? HELLO? IS ANYONE THERE?

>>22457721
private army merc intel agent for drone strikes is also lotsa fun

>>22457730
That's a myth, already looked into it. Its like 60k a year, while the head managers make barely 6 figures

>>22457744
You're a moron

>>22457744
mortality risk

Pearl picking in australia nets you 300k/year

>>22457315
>I'd join their specialized military unit they drop into whatever shit hole they want us to help subvert and destroy into an even bigger shit hole if I got like $10k per head.
we'll you can join french foreign legion, though it's not gonna be 10k per head by they will take you in whatever your past is so you can go rob a store for some high risk capital then go to the legion

>>22457750
That sucks. I guess you could trade options lol

>>22457760
>made 600K from chainlink in two years
>moron
yep, keep playing video games! maybe youll make it, but most likely not with that attitude!
>>22457762
??? this thread is full of legit retards

>>22457878
I don't think you realize ai don't have time to throw a few thousand dollars around 500 times for a year, I want to either die soon or have 6 figures, if there's no legal way to do this I am going to have to get creative

Underwater gold dredging. You vacuum up the riverbed and hope not to dislodge giant boulders.

>>22457964
Heard of people getting a few ounces in a day doing this.

>>22457315
garbage man (srs)
SUPER LOW ENTRY as in fucking retards who cant do basic addition like 7+4 can go to sea and learn on the job how to be a mechanical engineer, yyou dont have to know anything but you have to live away at sea with colleagues and only come home for a few weeks at a time but you MAKE SRS BANK

>>22458036
I'm talking like hunger games shit but for money

>>22458083
Because its illegal, and even if there are people willing to pay you a lot for that you would need srs skills to be of any use to them.

>>22458083
Richard go to bed kek

>>22457721
Don't you need previous military experience for a PMC ?

>>22458133
do a powerslide

>high risk/high reward jobs with low barrier to entry
Isn't that just trading OTM options on margin? You only need to double your investments 20 times to hit 1mil.

>>22458332
IM NOT LOOKING TI LEVERAGE MONEY YOU DUMB FUCKING RETARDS, IF I HAD $500K I WOULDNT BE HERE, I WANT TI LEVERAGE MY LIFE

>>22458412
Go to China and sell a kidney

>>22457315
Why don’t you just surf for a living? IYKYK

>>22457315
play options

>>22457315
There are.
Real estate.

You fucking fags, this isn't humane to keep people like me around like this. There are hordes of us. Half become incels, half addicts, half become mass shooters.

Either give us our bone to fight over or use your institutional power to kill the Walmart and Amazon Jew so there's real opportunity again.

Keeping us alive and stagnant like zoo animals isn't humane

>>22458561
>three halfs

>>22458561
Go join a gang or something. But you don’t do that because it would upset mommy and you might go to jail. Go clean your room.

>>22457315
This is why I believe all drugs need to be illegal again. Yes, including your weed, "prescribed" methamphetamine, and degenerate alcohol.

We need to select a great generation of dealers and bootleggers once again.

>>22458748
Half the incels and half the addicts become mass shooters

>>22458412
By definition, leverage is using other people's money. Sure if you lose you're in debt, but that's what high risk means.

OP you could try taking as many dicks in your ass at the same time and set the world record for number of dicks in ass an ounces of cum absorbed in the rectum.

>>22457315
>Incel
>Zeitgiest
>Plebbit spacing

Kill yourself faggot plebbitor

>>22458561
You gotta take care of yourself man, leave the board for a while if you have to.

So you want to be a gladiator?

>>22457315
unironically: learn to code. it is low risk / high reward, you can work from anywhere, and the barrier to entry is pretty fucking low. you don't need to shell out money for a degree or a bootcamp just spend a couple months doing tutorials in rails / django / react / vue / whatever and build up a portfolio of example projects. then shill yourself out on shit tier freelance projects and work your way up from there. unless you are lazy or retarded you will be making a six figure salary in a year or two max, and the work is really not that hard.

>>22459644
No.

>>22457565
Got Crabs?

>>22459896
I'm a CS major fucktard, there's no jobs. I could dress up and wear a bib that says yes I love getting cucked sir and work and make 35k a year and be constantly threatened to be fired if I don't keep dedicating more and more time and effort to the job, despite naturally valuble members of the team contributing nothing but their presence, but you don't want to know how that would end in a manner of weeks. I'm a man of God, I guess. I keep trying to deny it, but I don't want to hurt anybody without their consent. Just give me my shot, let me die missing, just give us our shot we are suffering

>>22457782
Complete and utter bollocks, the Legion does a thorough background check and psychometric tests these days. Autists and criminals have literally no chance of getting in.

>>22459761
Yes. I boxed for a few months after highschool and I fucking loved it, I was good. I have this retard vengeance built up over a lifetime of watching people enjoy their lives, all I have is my pride. Granted my gym wasn't huge but after a couple weeks I never didn't spar above my weight class. But I got cocky and talked shit to this 6'3 slave dude and I'm 5'10 and I unironically broke my neck in the ring

>>22457315
commission sales. you can make bank if you're good at it but it might take a few years

>>22460119
You also can laugh at this, it's worth humilitating, but I sincerely don't give a fuck, I want that feeling again, I want it so bad, I want to feel invincible again to the point I convince myself I can do something impossible, I don't care if I die at this point, I'm wasting away and want to die if this stays like this

>>22457396
>>22457404
unironically how much longer until we have Rome tier fight to the death?

>>22460192
I'll put together a team, drug testing has to not be a thing though

>>22460011
>I could dress up and wear a bib that says yes I love getting cucked sir
kek

>>22457955
What's so great about 6 figures? Literally work any job a few years you'll have 6 figures. It's nothing

>>22460216
once real killing is televised all drugs will already be legal, along with prostitution, etc

>>22460224
DELETE THIS

>>22460224
You're forgetting that I have to exist for 3 years in utter stagnation. I will not so that. I'll go rob a police station before I do that, suicide by cop is more righteous than slavery

>>22460244
Do it already crypto fags. You have the power with smart contract payouts probably, code is law. Every player has a secret code, the enter it, x hours later any players still alive interact with the smart contract again with their code and the share is dispersed evenly

>>22460011
you sound like pic related. if you have trouble finding a programming job, it is probably because of your mental instability and not the job market. in any case i hope you find some help with that, it sounds like you need it

I see a whole lot of replies but zero with anything you can use. Believe me when I say I've been you, the job you want hasn't existed since driving 18 wheelers in Iraq 15 years ago. So either an hero or reorient yourself and adjust to reality. I suggest the latter, as impossible as it looks now it can happen. Good luck.

>>22460376
I think I gave some practical advice

>>22460376
I see fucking teenage girls making 6 figures without effort taking selfies on onlyfans. They killed what little economic opportunity was left with the lockdown kikery. Something's gonna give, soon, and it's not gonna be me.

>>22460407
>just be a different person bro

I hope you realize your post was mentally filtered, like I didn't even read it until I just want back to read your dumb bullshit. Have fun getting cucked while being fucked simultaneously

>>22457315
Car salesman, bro

>>22460407
Its practical advice in general but I don't think OP is the right audience.
>>22460420
Buy a motorcycle, a sleeping bag, and say fuck everything. Drive around the country Manson style and do "labor ready" or something once in a while for food and gas. This was always my plan when I felt trapped which, to me, sounds like how you feel. It won't solve your money problems but jumping out of your miserable situation might just solve your agony problem. Its an eject button that is not as permanent as suicide.

>>22460011
Counterpoint: I make > $200k working at home as a programmer with a BS CS

>>22460613
I would kill you and feel nothing at all, only because of your posting style

>>22460641
Do this. If you can’t then you’re just a Reddit tier mommy’s boy.

>>22460011
if you cant find a job in tech it's because you can't hack it. Nobody at your bootcamp or in your degree program will tell you this, but it's the truth.

>>22460192
its already a thing on the dark web

>>22460613
Look another biz poster making 150k+

This board

>>22460888
just because you are poor doesn't mean that everyone is

>>22457315
There must be something in Africa to do with security or something. Otherwise find someone with money to fund a crew of people like you to take over a small part of Africa.

>>22457315
Drug dealer, hitman

>>22457315
if you're willing to risk death for money, you should risk a decade or two in prison and wholesale bulk drugs to dealers. of course you're just a bullshitting pussy who won't do any of this, so we're both wasting our time discussing this.

>>22461420
anon, the barrier to entry for selling drugs is extremely high, you have to have black skin

>>22461505
white men and white men alone are running the stateside clandestine laboratories. it's always been like this.

>>22457315
Onlyfans but instead of just porn you do snuff suicide attempts unless you receive at least 1 Million in a day.

Very high risk if you can do it. But huge reward if a bunch of people try donating to prevent you from killing yourself. Like those kids that say they'll kill themselves for attention but instead of just attention you request money first.

>>22461633
In middle school I'd pretend to be na underage girl online then extort pedos into sending me money, is that legal ?

>>22462352
it's blackmail, but no pedo would go to the cops over it.

it's the same as robbing a hooker, she's not gonna file a police report.

>>22462559
Once one of them threatened to kill themselves and I kind of panicked, what if he did and they found his phone and found this, but then i thought lmao and said "do it, everyone will find out your secret from your phone" and it worked

There are tons of them, you fucking idiot, it's just that instead of being legal and risking your death, they're illegal and you risk imprisonment.

>>22457315
This worthless generation is getting what they deserve which is absolutely nothing. They wanted to be citizens of the world, well the average person lives on a dollar a day enjoy your equality

>>22463652
I know for a fact 99% of mid level drug dealers glow, or rather glowies use their network to distribute. THat's how they don't get "caught". What you see on tv is not real. Street level niggers go in and out of prison like a revolving door, but there is no sense in trying to do that.

>>22463693
most people under 40 unironically think communism will raise their standard of living lol.

>>22463789
its not about standard of living, at least not for me. I'd rather live in a mudhut shithole where we wear towels and eat oprah brand rice and beans as long as I dedicate myself to inching out ahead of my peers for even a slight edge in social power AKA unlimited pussy and whatever drugs we do for fun

I dont care if standard of livings are higher, if I'm never given the opportunity to develop past nigger tranny brained retards, then im logging into minecraft