/biz/ - Business & Finance

Cunny

>>22396728
Yummy

>>22396728
fpWp

>>22396744
Get FUCKED trannylover

I bought tesla guyyss, cant wait to hit 450 tomorrow!

xth for GLORY TO THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC

>tfw crashing to negative

>>22396783
Thanks for the sell signal, tsla hitting sub $300 tomorrow confirmed.

>>22396715
Retard question but are etfs okay even for short term? Like if I just put my money in there instead of a bank and just use it whenever I need it?

I don’t know if I’ll need it or not but I really want to move out soon

FUTURES SKYROCKETING

me was up 300 points on NQ....
why.... why.... could have bought a 3090....

so we pomp tomorrow?

>>22396914
You should have 3months expenses in a regular savings account. If you think you need more, make it 4months, 5months up to 6 months.

if someone can actually explain options to me in a way that makes sense i'll send you $10 in your preferred crypto format

>>22396715
If trump wins you guys should buy calls on GEO and Corecivic
If Biden wins buy puts on GEO and Corecivic

>futures
oh god no no NO NOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm just banking on TQQQ hitting 170 again in the future

This was 2 weeks ago.

I'm at $200k right now.

Haha.

..

>>22396986
Read The Greeks. Options themselves are relatively easy to understand its the greeks you need to understand.

>>22396986
>buying
if you think a stock go up, buy call
if you think stock go down, buy put
>selling
if you want to buy a stock at a certain price, sell a naked put at that price
if you want to sell a stock at a certain price, sell a covered call at that price

go watch a video retard, much easier than text

>>22397072
Don't lie anon. We know you really care.

>>22397072
show positions? has to be tesla and apple calls

He's falling apart under basic twitter scrutiny. This shit's going to 0 when the 20 other law firms get done investigating

>>22396960
me could have new car.... new dragon dildo.... why so greedy @_@

OHHHHHHHH MYY FUUUCCKINNNN GAAAAAWD GMMMEEEE IMM GONNNAA FOOOOKIINN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMmmmmmMmMmMMMMM

>>22396986
>>22397077
almost forgot, look up IV Crush

>>22397134
>Having a Twitter
>Not having Godlike retort skills
He dug his own grave

>>22397155
based COOMER

>>22397089
>if you want to buy a stock at a certain price, sell a naked put at that price
wait, you can get paid to set a limit order?

>>22397134
1/21/2022 2.5p done.

I made almost $10,000 being lucky on WKHS back in May/June and I just lost almost all of it on this market correction. I feel horrible and I know I just got lucky. I feel dumb because no matter how many times I told myself I didn't know what I was doing and I just got 'my first hit for free' I put my money into tech thinking it would be safer than being an idiot and expecting the next WKHS and instead it turned out to be the worst possible thing at the worst possible time.

Can anyone explain why the market is crashing?
Now I understand Tesla and Apple, but a lot of good companies are getting hit hard.

>>22397207
Corrections

>>22397133
QQQ $310c 10/16
SPY $355c 10/16
SPY $350c 10/16
AAPL $135c 11/20
AAPL $130c 11/20

QQQ $300c 10/16
QQQ $290c 10/16
QQQ $280c 10/16
SPY $345c 10/16
SPY $340c 10/16

AAPL $125c 11/20


Basically I kept "buying the dip" as I sat in disbelief watching NASDAQ correct downwards -11% over 3 days. I thought I was smart DCAing into lower strikes throughout the 1st and 2nd day.

Now I'm just fucked since QQQ/AAPL/SPY is so fucking far OTM and IV is trash now.

What happened to oil bro,did he blow his brains out?
I'm Short oil until November

>>22396937
Looks like I can double dip on covered calls tomorrow then. Let’s keep crabbing forever

>>22397207
Uncertainty. Trumps gonna win though, just buy everything and wait till 2023.

>>22397237
did you ever waterboard your GF :3 ?

>>22397207
The ENTIRE MARKET is tied together and move in unison. Just that some move differently, depending on their individual events.

Basically, it's all a fucking sham.

Based Trump finna win again

>>22396986
Buy calls if you think it’s gonna go up. Buy puts if you think it’s gonna go down.

Retard

>>22396986
I’m sure there are baby brainlet tier videos explaining it on youtube . God I wish youtube had existed when I was a kid.

>>22397207
>good companies
sure. but they good stocks?

>>22397224
What will you do? Hold or cut losses?

A lot could happen in 1-2 months

no really.


whats the difference between setting a TQQQ $125 limit order for 100 shares, and selling a naked put for TQQQ at $125?

with the put you get either cheap TQQQ or several hundred dollars by weeks end?

>>22397249
Why would I do something like that.... I love my gf.

>>22397186
thats the secret of selling options. naked puts = limit buys + tip, covered calls = limit sells + tip

>>22397207
Stimulus bull got rejected. Again.

>>22397302
The difference is you get paid a premium for selling the put. They pay you a tip

Seriously, fuck Oil. Fuck it right up its shit chute.

Im ruineedddd. Oy veyyy, muh shekelsssss.

How fucked am I? I realize it's a small loss, but the potential for it to go down to less than 100 or more would be very shitty. I can hold this for a long time if need be, but miss other opportunities. Might just do covered calls on it in the mean time I guess...

>>22397302
the only catch is you need enough collateral to buy 100 shares of TQQQ at $125. option contracts always dictate 100 shares of the underlying stock. you cant sell a contract for just 5 TQQQ even if thats all you want. you need to sell the contract for 100. AKA, you need to have 12,500 dollars to spend before you can sell that naked put

>>22397302
Do the put option, but why the fuck you buying TQQQ right now? bad idea

Anyone else think Lockheed Martin, Raytheon, and other military-based companies might be good play? CHYNA and India are having border conflicts and things in Lebanon, Iran, and Colombia are getting bad or worse.

>>22397339
Buy more

>>22397339
never sell apple ever you dumbass

>>22397283
I don't know.. I think the bubble has really and truly popped. There's no more retail money to pump the market. There's no stimulus. The dollar is getting stronger.

It's over for me. But I want to hold on. The most logical decision is to just sell everything and dump it into VTI like a fucking boomer but I don't want to wage forever. I want to hit 8 figures. Or well, I want to hit 7 figures again.

Fucking sucks. I got too greedy and didn't cash out. I didn't set stop losses. I doubled down instead. At this point I probably have to hold out for the month.

Anyone else like my Wojak and end up buying high?

>>22397339
>Shares
If it's shares, you NEVER EVER fucking sell.
DON'T FUCKING SELL.

>>22397072
Absolute retard

>>22397367
>>22397369
Okay biz, you convinced me.

Plus they have an ipad event next week and rumored new iphones in Oct...

>>22396771
warren is selling dakimakura now?

I bought $600 in Apple and Microsoft. Am I retard? Just getting started

>>22397393
Got it. thank you friend.

>>22397072
Anon, I know that feel. 5 figures to 6 figures and back to 5 figures. It's depressing but no changing it so just move forward.

>>22397384
despite weeks of people trying to dump it, my apple is still at a profit

>>22397366
Maybe not Lockheed Martin since they've been fairly stagnant

>>22397283
Why the fuck would he sell right now?

Why would he sell in two months?

What are you fucking retarded. This thread is horseshit

>>22397339
If you sell now you can buy back in for more later. Bagholding is a logical fallacy. /smg/ that tells you not to sell are all option traders.

>>22397339
>Holding the number 1 consumer electronics company with involvement in other high tech sectors like payment processing and cloud services
>"How fucked am I?"
Just hodl that stuff. It will be worth 500 in six years.

>>22396914
If you want a savings account stock get KO

>>22397360
example

>>22397347
>>22397308
i'd planned on going 50% TQQQ, using the 20-day SMA method someone here told me about to keep it profitable.
it's below the 20-day SMA, currently, so i wouldn't be holding it atm according to the plan.

i was going to sell covered calls with it, so i was already gunning for 100 shares.
but i can just cyclically sell naked puts and covered calls, and just collect a few hundred a week, and reap the benefits of TQQQ so long as i keep my covered calls at the right point ATM. if one triggers, i just sell a put near that price and don't really lose anything as it'll eventually get filled...

>>22397393
This is only true with top blue chip stocks lol I’ve seen a lot go into the ground

>>22397406
Yes.
Because you're not buying more.

NO!!
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING LIQUIDITY TO THE MARKET
NOT PUMP USD!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW
MOTHERFU...... ... ..... .

>>22397366
Yes, fucking buy RTX and GD. They got hit in March but holding them next year is going to be bank no matter who the fuck wins.

I'm 55 shares into RTX and 10 in GD buying more every paycheck.

>>22397366
DFEN is down to absurdly low levels, but sitting pretty stable around $11.
that'd shoot up fastest, right?

>>22397465
I mean, he posted Apple. And yeah you're correct.

>>22397384

>Buy low
>Buy high
>Never sell
>Enroll in DRIP, never sell those shares

Hands like a vice. Your image made me kek though.

I have to say, the fact that we're only down this little despite being strung out for MONTHS of no sign of new stimulus is quite bullish. Once we get more fresh injections, we're rocketing back up.

>>22397432
Hmm, I have a bit of both. Ironically enough, I'm up on LMT and down on RTX.

>>22397456
This nigger is forgetting we have the 1st 5G compatible iPhone coming out next year and y'know applecucks are hyped.

>>22397469
Maybe he's poor.

>>22397195
Should of kept it in the horse you dumb animal

>>22397511
Yeah. If I hadn't ever touched it I would have been far better off. I got tired of it sitting around $16 for like a month straight and sold.

>>22397463
just look up theta gang wheel strategy on youtube, better explanation than what youll get here

SELL

>>22397455
That’s retarded. First, you’re gonna get a tax headache if you try to buy and sell every little dip and pump. Second, you don’t know if it’s gonna go up or down in the near future. Just own your fucking equities, stop trying to scalp a few extra bucks off the top

>>22397485
Here's the thing, Donald Trump is the first President in a while who hasn't started a war. So, theoretically Biden or the next president would.

>LBJ - Vietnam
>Gulf War - Bush Sr.
>Iraq / Afghanistan - Dubya
>Libya - Obama

I'm buying TSLA first thing tomorrow morning and anyone who doesn't do the same is a FAGGOT.
Look at this fucking chart. Look at that TEXTBOOK bounce off the 50 day. I've never seen a chart bounce so bullish in my life. Look at that fucking MACD. It's literally begging you to buy.
Do you guys hate money? Are you fucking queer or something? This is one of the best buying opportunities in the history of the stock. I can't believe you are actually scared right now. I hope you kill yourselves in shame when TSLA is at 800 by Nov 1.

>>22397549
>Weeb and Bong Stocks Strong Buy

Opinion discarded

>>22397485
Trump just broke the record as the first President in 38 years to not start shit in a foreign country in his first term.

Loaded up on some short positions before closing bell.

>WKHS
>GME
>PZZA
>WING

Cheers to the other bears, we will bathe in bull blood tomorrow...

>>22396715
who is the qt

So who's more bearish, oil or spy?
With USD/vxx pumping lately I'd say both.

>>22397485
DFEN plummeted when everything else did and hasn't recovered. I don't know anything about the company so I can't guess if they're going to come back or close

>>22397465
>This is only true with top blue chip stocks lol I’ve seen a lot go into the ground
This. Was looking at some stocks and sime have gained barely anything since 2015. One didnt even recover even though its up in the short term at a whopping 20ish dollars. Used to be 50+

>>22396964
NET is a stock I would have THOUGHT would become huge yet hasn't, for unknown reasons. NET literally owns the internet as we know it. If NET goes down, the entire internet goes down with it. It also doesn't have any actual competition (fastly is a complete meme).

>>22397377
Digits confirm your destiny, friendo

>>22397570
first since jimmy carter not to bomb a new country.

before jimmy carter you'd have to go back to maybe hoover?

i think the phillipines was the 1920s.

biden will definitely expand US military activity in the middle east. there's still assad there, after all.

>>22397625
oil is shit, going to be for a year, buy cheap stocks or etfs or short if you got balls

>>22397224
Jesus Christ you mongrel, go back to wsb. Weak willed faggots like you get addicted to gambling and lose everything.

>>22397628
it's a 3x leveraged defense ETF.

>>22397633
>>22397633
>One didnt even recover
That's why I was asking... However if AAPL really did tank it would mean many things in the market tank

>>22397664
I guess whacking that iranian general didn't count

>>22397579
You are so lying dude ,the first thing I looked at on your little chart was that sell volume and mac d that are double the volume of drops that occurred before.
Im holding Tesla puts at 100 strike for 9/25 expiry.

I'm not saying Tesla isn't a good company but I'm not buying until after the election

Bros I’ve actually formed an almost fool proof coherent plan I think and it’s going into affect tomorrow. I’ll either be a thousandaire or broke and gone forever

>>22397339
Gotta worry about tax implications of selling and rebuying. Might not matter in your scenario. Even if shit hits the fan apple will most likely be one of the most insulated assets

>>22397593
Trump is a fucking idiot piece of shit. It's because of him that our market is so erratic and fucked. I just want normalcy back in the presidency. I've been a day trader for over 15 yrs and I don't remember the market being this fucked during that time (aside from 2008 crash).

Look, I like Trump...I really do but he's not good for the economy and that doesn't jive well with me. Did I vote for him in 2016? Sure...but that's because Hillary is a CUNT and I'm not going to vote for that. Do I like Biden? Not rly...but at least with Biden you know what you're getting. With Trump we get chaos, I didn't sign up for chaos chief...I'm just a small time day trader trying to live a nice quiet life in Florida.

Am I alone here?

>>22397688
Not Disney. The mouse is immortal.

>>22397722
>It's because of him that our market is so erratic and fucked
That would be China, lying about their public health issues and purposely allowing their population to travel the world freely even while internally the CCP shut down intra-province travel.

>>22397307
WTF you were talking about how you gonna torture and waterboard GF to death O_O

>>22397614
>tfw I have to do everything myself

>>22397570
First president in fucking decades to not invade and "progressives" wants him out of office

>>22397722
Homosexual post

>>22397713
kek these sort of things usally end with being broke forever >_<

>>22397722
>in Florida.
>Am I alone here?
Yup.

>>22397722
>I've traded for 15 years and somehow managed to lose money in the largest fucking bullrun of American history during his presidency. It's his fault I suck at investing!

Okay boomer.

>>22397722
>I've been a day trader for over 15 yrs
>Hates volatility
Yeah okay Pablo, go back

>>22397603
post positions you larping bitch

>>22397722
>Am I alone here?
Aside from several thousand shills and bots, yes

>>22397762
yes we empire state not pussy pacifist state

>>22397788

>>22397689
bombs in already established areas of operation, and not expanding existing operations to a new level.

trump hasn't expanded bombing, just kept up previously existant bombings.

no president's managed to do even that low bar since jimmy carter (1979-1983). 5 presidents in between carter and trump.
before that it could've gone 10 presidents or more.

>>22397770

No I’m going to kms if it doesn’t work out this time

>DIX up
>Futures up
>Dick up

>>22397713
What the fuck is a thousandair? Like you have 10,000? Big fuckin woop

>>22397722
you just need to dilate you little faggot

>>22397689
Iran seethed, and Iranian people were actually concerned about a possible war (I actually know some, no I'm not a fed, I just live in Georgia, there's an expat community i Atlanta). But, I think the regime realizes it's not worth fighting America.

>>22397762
Orange man bad. Orange man say bad things. I straight up told people I thought Trump was the anti-war candidate. Y'know Hillary wouldda invaded someone by now.

>>22397722
Sure ya are buddy, sure ya are.

>>22397843
I'm 47 yrs old

>>22397859

Ay this nigga old af lol

>>22397859
Time to kill yourself

>ALL OF MILTON'S TWEETS FROM JUN 2 ONWARD ARE DELETED
Holy fuck my puts are going to print so hard tomorrow

>>22397826
suicide not viable financially plan, anon

>>22396715
She cute
Futures very cute right now

>>22397072
yall shunta dun that

>>22397859
I'm just saying don't whine about drumpf so much that you forget to dilate

>>22397872
>>22397871
Sometimes I forget how immature this board is. /smg/ has changed quite a bit these past few years. It seems the immature crypto brats have infiltrated this general and totally brought down the quality of this general thread. Am I wrong? If I'm wrong tell me I'm wrong.

What are some decent penny stocks?

Anyone else feel like a mass migration out of america is going to start soon.

>>22397881
>MILTON
knew I should have bought some nkla puts, probably too late now

>>22397912
None

>>22397909
I mean you aren't wrong on that, but I do have to agree with everyone else on the fact that you ARE a fag.

>>22397922
These cunts keep saying they're going to move to canada but they never do

>>22397859
i'll be 40 soon

STOP SELLING

>>22397922
NO YOU RETARD MASS MIGRATION IS COMING INTO THE USA NOT LEAVING IT

>>22397922
where the heckies they gonna go anon?

>>22397922
God I fucking wish

>>22397922
Either that or they can go to camp again.

>>22397953
you seem very irritated about this

>>22397912
Penny stocks are like pic related, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

I think amazon is the perfect stock if it’s not already too late.

1. People can do it from home. Just get shit delivered to your door.

2. Anyone can use it. You can buy shit for $30 or $10,000. So even if the economy is bad people will use it

3. If people are stuck at home people are going to use it more not like Netflix where it’s a flat fee or just running ads like Facebook

4. All bezos does is invest metric fucktons of money into it every year

5. Probably has a godly staff, ceos, and employees

6. Most powerful company on the market

Fucking hate myself because I didn’t start buying 3 years ago. It didn’t even get touched by the March crash.

>>22397922
Good. Get out.

>>22397922
nah

>>22397909
/smg/ probably best its every been anon.

>>22397922
No I don't that's going to happen any time soon. You will see a mass exodus out of states like NY and CA. States like Florida, Texas and even Connecticut is getting flooded with transplants. People don't like high taxes accompanied by homeless weirdos all over the place. Quality of life is very important for most Americans with a functioning brain. I myself moved from NYC to Jacksonville and I've never been more happy.

>>22397638
>it owns the internet
That would be google and Facebook chief. What does NET do that one of the big wigs couldn’t just do themselves, or better yet just buy NET out

>>22397922
every call america a dump yet everyone with ambition wants to fucking move here

>>22397922
What should I invest in to make this happen faster?

>>22397909

I’ve never touched a crypto in my life grandpa

>>22397922
>>22397949
everywhere they want to move to has immigration laws with standards, the thing they scream is racist and we can't have here.

>>22397985

Yes Amazon kicks ass but be careful at PE 120
I own half a share but it's very risky at these levels.

BASED

I just put in a buy order for 2 shares of Amazon, wish me luck boys

>>22397985

Isn't AWS most of amazon's bread and butter these days and not their marketplace?

>>22398007
Jacksonville is gross and dirty assss fuck. Smells like shit everywhere too. Warm weather tho

>baby stimulus rejected
>baby dip
>mid sized stimulus likely to pass
>mid sized bump incoming

5% gain when? 2 weeks from now? Nasdaq will likely be 12500 by then, a 5% bump from that would throw MSFT to $245 which is roughly on par with it's current price target

Everything is already priced in you fools

>>22398112
No clue just riding the wave into free money

>>22398081
Amazon PE in
>2012: 3633
>2013: 1116
>2014: 854
>2015: 545
>2016: 152
>2017: 245
>2018: 112
>2019: 80
>today: 121

>Nikola: How to Parlay An Ocean of Lies Into a Partnership With the Largest Auto OEM in America
https://hindenburgresearch.com/nikola/

I thought these trucks had HTML5 super computers bros....

>>22398085
who milton O_O

>>22397713
If you don't know the difference between affect and effect I know how this will turn out.

>>22398086
Good fucking riddance no point in spending fucking billions of that so rich teenage sluts can shake their tits and make money being useless sluts

what metrics yall using to gauge election?
(plz stfu and dont reply if u don't have enough money to care about election vol)

>>22398114
Jacksonville is heaven on earth compared to NYC. The weather is beautiful, the food is delicious and the prostitutes here are top notch. Oh and the kicker is every single person I've seen in my neighborhood is WHITE or JEWISH just the way I like it. Fuck NYC.

>>22398086
Fuck yeah, make the commies sweat. I honestly hope none of the buyers come through just so China finally gets a taste of their own medicine in restricting tech involvement in their country.

>>22398177
La is the only good city get over it. And Miami

>>22398086
fuck this app

its a literally a brain worm infecting our children

>>22398163
this post is a woman

>>22398007
Haha you live in Jacksonville.

Move to a real place like Orlando or Ft Lauderdale.

>>22398177
>wanting to live next to jews

my 3 month graph is looking pretty comfy, can't wait for the post dump pump next week

>>22397952

Do you have any ancient wisdom

>>22398202
this post is a retard with no reading comprehension

>>22398142
Does that mean it’s shit now and I’m fucked for not buying in 2017?

>>22397909
I see what you mean. I'm new to the thread and am adapting to the culture but it's likely you all were much like /ic/ in 2016-18

>>22398249
It means it's better now by two orders of magnitude than it was in 2012

>>22398221
Did he ever finish that comic? I gave up checking like a decade ago.

>>22398221
How do I invest in this comic so it gets a sequel??

Good evening smg rural retard here

I went into town to do stuff and got a hotel room for 100$ So i could shower

I just ordered pizza and im comfy. Try to shower atleast once a month anons, going 3 months was rough

>tfw no cute pouting petplay gf arf arf

How am I so retarded that I fucked up being a bear and bet on volatility instead of direction?
How much would I have made if I'd have gone sqqq or fngs instead of uvxy?

>>22397972
PAY FOR IT WITH YOUR OWN MONEY THEN YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT

>>22398228
Is this with calls? I think I’m too stupid but fuck long term investment I need money NOW

>>22398277
Once a month whether you need it or not

Capitalism is beautiful

>>22398277
um gratz you should figure out ways to take shower more

>>22398277
Ah sounds like a fun time. You should pick up a working girl and go to town lol. Ain't nothin better than paying for cheap pussy and busting a fat nut in em.

>>22398307
>I need money NOW
Get better job.

>>22398307
no, just tech shares

>>22398007
Don’t listen to detractors anon, Jacksonville is the only livable city in Florida besides Pensacola. I grew up there and only realized as an adult that it’s actually a great place to live. Utah is still better though.

>>22398279
there's always next time, except when the time comes u might pussy out and not go deep into cheap OTM puts. if u do u'll prob sell too early or too late. takes practice, and eventually ull get 10 baggers.

>>22397056
anon... get the fuck out of TQQQ while you can... even the algorithm has gone into a sell signal

https://xivinvestment.com/#myPage

>>22398279
>How much would I have made if I'd have gone sqqq or fngs instead of uvxy?
A lot

>>22398232
Don't delay investing
Look out for yourself, you're the only one you can count on

>>22398273
No
>>22398274
Find the artist and throw money at him, if he isn't already dead

>>22398334
Oh ok that’s what I’m looking into. You bought in March?

>>22398343
u can find way better signals. these are pretty late

>>22397859
actual boomer :poggers:

>>22398359
If only I knew how to make money off of scam stocks like NKLA... golly...

>>22398277
based

>>22398337
You think I would take anything these kids tell me seriously? These morons shilled game stop for a week straight for crying out loud lol. I'm so glad I shorted the hell out of that thing and will continue to short it tomorrow as well. I'm been doin this for way too fucking long and I'm not about to get swindled by some little freak that still lives with his parents and watches cartoons all day lol.

>>22397688
Maybe, maybe not. Eg. Look at XOM

>>22398086
This is going to be one of those apps that even 3 years from now, people will post the shitty dancing webms, and every normie will have either forgotten about, or think it was stupid

>had 10 small/mid cap holdings going into February
>over the past 6 months have had to close or sell my positions as they each suffer from loss of revenue, legal problems with partners that are losing money, disruption of supply chains, collapse of deals, etc.
>will exercise a put next week on AMRS
>literally only 1 smallcap holding I have remains, and its a gold miner
This is just depressing.

>>22397722
>I've been a day trader for over 15 yrs
You may as well just get a job at that point. Im not sticking with the stock market 15 years unless the 15th year is make it status. Also I think ur lying and never did vote for Trump, ur probably using reverse pyschology lol

>>22397688
XOM and GE were the largest companies once and they both have been bleeding for years

why the FUCK are futures green? I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE A DUMP

>>22398086
Good, fuck this app
The commercials for it are pure fucking degenerate indoctrination

>>22398471
Investing is the only way to grow wealth over many years. Investing, not trading

>>22398492
Futures only matter 5 hours before market open.

>>22398471
Define make it? I mean I live in a nice area, I got me a nice condo and a nice divi portfolio that mostly consists of blue chip stocks. As for voting for Trump, I voted for him because compared to Hillary he was the better choice. Going into 2020 no way in hell, not the way he handled our economy. In fact I'm willing to bet most investors are going to vote for Biden.

>>22398085
>>22398359
I love seeing idiot bulls get wrecked like this

>>22398492
futures have been every day this week yet we've been dumped on non stop

>>22398348
You're pretty wise, old man

>>22398536
You're a 47yr old living in a condo in FL who fucks prostitutes

You're the opposite of making it.

Alright well I'm gonna hit the hay, gotta be up 5:00 am and prepare for the bloodshed lol.

night ya'll

>>22398085
>Barack Osama Vin Diesel

>>22398441
Once the adults start using it the kids move on

Happens with all of these platforms eventually

>>22398346
nice... when did you buy it?

>>22398536
You day trade blue chip divvy stocks?
wtf am I reading

>>22398536
>most investors are going to vote for Biden.
Why's that? I think most people enjoyed Trump's economy pre-covid

Biden will do some retarded shit like reparations and healthcare for illegals. Not to mention raising taxes.

>>22398614
Exactly 11:45am from the look of it

>>22398653
Then back straight into the ground

>>22398249
it means PE ratio is a fucking retarded to consider if the company is growing exponentially

>>22398679
Lol nope
It's going up tomorrow as well, son

>>22398519
Anon if I dont retire until Im 60+ then this was a complete waste of time as the government in it's usual fashion steps in tovgive senior citizens a modest living. That's what Im trying to attempt vua the stock markets at least 20 years before Im 60, if i even reach either of those ages.

>>22398536
Im regards to financially making it, a modest living (you're not getting a yacht with these financial gains without needing more or waging) where you don't need a job for the remainder of your life. At this point 2.5 million is sufficient for myself. Kicker is I was 8% of the way there when I made a good call unbeknownst to myself...then I screwed up and held rather than selling. What a disappointment

>>22398146
Milton wrote Paradise Lost, super long christian epic poem about satan and mostly genesis/exodus of the old testament.

>>22398346
I'm nauseated but need to figure out what was so different this time. Is this because the IV really was driving the market, and Masa's whale shit was behind it? Or was the vix already too high to begin with? And is that "Sept 15th" bank settling books rumor legit?

>>22398690
>>22398690
Yeah but I’m looking for long term shit not gambling so that one doesn’t really appeal to me

>>22398653
you gonna sell or exercise?

The moment I grab SQQQ is probably when all of tech will enter a slow recovery phase.

I fucking hate my life.

>>22398536
>most investors are going to vote for Biden.
> his capital gains and corp tax policy
Absolutley retarded take

>>22397485
personally been acumulating DEFN at these low level dips with golden bull winnings. these last 4 years have been too fucking peaceful for somone to not fuck it up soon.

Is it worth even buying options now? Everything is getting IV crushed, even LEAPs.

>>22398643
>reparations and healthcare for illegals. Not to mention raising taxes.
My man
I was having a pleasant evening, and then I had to read those kinds of words
It hurts me, it really does
I can't stand taxes
It's like they choose to pay for the absolute worst things possible
If all of that money went to roads and firemen it would be fine, but instead they literally give the money to poor people
We killed some british lads for less than that a couple hundred years ago

>>22398706
yeah, because you aren't "in the know"

the house always wins dude

>>22398643
No sane investors are voting for Biden. The retard is going to raise taxes again to give to illegal spics and looting niggers.

>>22398492
Are some of you anons really ignornant. Futures haven't for months at the very least mattered for stocks

>green futures
>stocks tank, pump, or crab irregardless
>red futures
>once again stocks tank, pump, or crab irregardless

do you guys buy long term calls for growth AND fewer, but still long term puts at hedges? ive gotten burned twice now on short term puts like a fucking retard

Convince me to buy SQQQ right now

I don't know shit about stocks and I've recently come into $1000 that I have nothing to do with but gamble. I'm putting it all into Spirit Airlines and holding until the holiday season. This will determine if I ever put more money into the stock market.

>>22398764
people like you who dont even know futures drive market most ignorant of all >_>

THEY ARENT MARKET PREDICTOR, SAYING FUTURES PREDICT MARKET AM LIKE SAYING MARKET PREDICTS MARKET

>>22398728
>It hurts me, it really does
me too

>increase taxes
>give illegals free housing and healthcare so they are more inclined to come
>make them citizens so they vote blue
>reparations for blacks so they can all spend it on crack or a new car rather than education or investments
>theyll continue to vote blue, too
>meanwhile whites and a few chinks/spics are the only ones working

Just as the jews planned

>>22398792
Look up engulfing bear candle and it’s probability of a rug pull

Then look at today’s qqq daily chart as posted here.

Post results

Are divvie growth stocks really the best bet out there? Shit like LMT, PEP, HD, UNH and a hundred others that pay a nice divvie, grow 10-15% a year and increase their divvie every year?

Fuck I wish I knew something new that was going to be big it’s passing me off.

iPod was all over the news. iPhone. Netflix. Amazon. It’s not even hard to guess you just need to know stocks exist but there’s new and revolutionary out

>>22398816
I don’t think this a good idea but honestly these days you never know. Good luck anon!

>>22398863
Teslas were on the news and most people were asleep on that one until just this year

herd mentality

>>22398838
Who votes for these taxes
Why should they be allowed to take my money that I worked for and give it to someone who isn't even a citizen
It makes no sense

>>22398704
Bought with leftover funds that hadn't settled when I was cleaning out my account so can't afford to exercise, unfortunately

I'll sell at a peak tomorrow

>>22398033
Let me repeat my own post since you're literally too dumb to read.
If NET goes down, the internet goes with it currently. There are virtually no public-facing website on the internet that's not going through cloudflare. Facebook only has one niche outside the eponymous website, and that's whatsapp. Whatsapp is unrelated to the internet.
Facebook uses the cloudflare DNS and may end up using the CDN as well.
You can try random websites with
http://www.doesitusecloudflare.com
for more details, although the information uses antiquated data as a source.
You can also use
https://www.ip-tracker.org/locator/ip-lookup.php
To check if something uses cloudflare by looking up the nameserver entries of the site's IP.

>>22398888
I just started thinking of investing because I’m a retard from poverty I thought you had to be one of those rich stock brokers on Wall Street to care.

Little do I know I could of just stashed my savings in amazon and got rich

>https://xivinvestment.com/#xiv-history-sum

Why the fuck didn't you assholes tell me about this shit before I put my rollover IRA money into TQQQ.

I lost 14% ($20) of my rollover IRA on this shit...

>>22398764
they matter when they're big moves 2-3+%

>>22398706
>I fucking hate my life.
this but less ironically

>>22396728
still waiting on this desu

>>22398944
Because it didn't switch to sell until it was too late

>>22398889
it shouldn't there needs to be an amendment, and never will be but either
>everyone pays the same %
or
>if you don't pay you don't vote
it's fucked up non contributers have a say in where and how $ gets spent.

>>22398724
>IV crushed, even LEAPs
I know that feel. Should've closed my single Apple leap in the morning but stubbornly held after letting go of my TQQQ yesterday but being scared stuff would keep going up...but at this point the market has proven to be far too erratic. If the stock market pumps tomorrow I'm bouncing out of that leap for about breakeven or better. Don't give a damn if this stuff pumps 10% in a day, there are just far too many signs at this point that suggests this market is extremely fragile. A collapse of 2008 tier or great depression wouldn't surprise me anymore. Ironic how the stock market is now just like crypto but unlike crypto if you get left bagholding 1929 tier you're bagholding for over a decade. Don't think it's possible? Look at all the normies. How many times before they permanently leave after getting btfo'd. Once the easy retail cash dries up would algo's, hedge funds, market makers, and other big firms have any interest in swinging the market wildly (strong possibility that it's them swinging the market)?

>>22398359
honestly in this market even in Hindenburg 100% right they gonna get screwed just like tsla shorters

loud short sellers drive up stock prices, it just fact. Try find one successful short seller who went around making news. You can no! !!!

>>22398944
Your IRA money should be in the most turboboomer fidelity Dow Jones mutual fund you can find and nothing else

>>22397614
>>22397885
>>22397757
A KEK

>>22396715
my discord friend convinced me to put 3500 into xpresspa, am I fucked

>>22398839
me dont look at charts but watch DOM

there algorithmic buying on Nasdaq. Chart patterns, candles, wavess. None of that stuff matters. The pump pattern buyers are in NQ and ES. Its gonna recover from how ever many dumps it takes. There no long term crash whenever the pump bots active

>>22398944
>TQQQ
>IRA
you could have literally bought the top and still be okay. by the time you retire tqqq will be 10,000% or the dollar would have collapsed already.

Fuuuuck I hate my life I sat at home for 3 years just saving money doing nothing. I could of bought shares the entire time but nope.

Now I’m finally realizing it and need the money to buy a car and move out

>>22399030
moving out biggest money waste on earth dont do it

>>22399011
Break or down like I’m retarded because I didn’t understand the acronyms at all

>>22399011
The pump lads are active right now?

Are you just talking about tonight, or they will be pumping us up all autumn ??

>>22398832
GPRO to 2.01

>>22399037
My life is a fucking nightmare. I might live in a car or some shit to invest

>>22398385
april 27th, but that graph is a 3 month graph

>>22397952
TWO copies of Lolita

>>22399019
>by the time you retire tqqq will be 10,000% or the dollar would have collapsed already.
the USD is not safe right now so...

>>22399106
this also this yes god damn it yes

>>22399037
This. Living with my family made me incredibly angry but moving out made me incredibly depressed. I live in a cheap apartment which is honestly pretty decent for the price, but it still costs me 1/4 of my salary. I eat on the cheap, but that's still like $200 per month when mom could be buying me tendies for free. Since everything is closed and I moved away from my home town, I have basically no meaningful social interaction with anyone other than at work. Also expect to spend $1000+ on the shit that you never realized you had at home. Table, couch, kitchen stuff, vacuum, etc. It's doubly retarded that I moved out and have student loan debt, though thankfully it's not gaining interest until next year.

>>22399106
get a chunk of land and a camper. cheap, low taxes, nothing beats owning land. get pissed have a bondfire shoot at the moon.

Futures are green as the lizard people that pump it.

>>22397460
based $KO owner. what does /smg/ think of using $BND as long term savings?

>>22399160
>the USD is not safe right now so...
this is why i did the gold/silver/guns route before jumping in the market with the spare change. to quote the boomer "socialism has always failed" so has fiat. over 700 recorded times more than socialism.

>>22399201
>what does /smg/ think of using $BND as long term savings?
Isnt that just a worse version of JNK or HYG??

NASDAQ predictions for tomorrow? Crab, moon or dump? I say crab

>>22399030
What the fuck is wrong with you idiot? Why didn't you invest?

>>22399255
looks like it I usually stick to vanguard funds. looks like those have higher fees and haven't returned to pre-corona levels. I guess a better question is are bond ETFS alright for long term savings?

>>22399030
Okay but you sound like someone that's going to lose all their money buying stupid shit.

>>22399370
I mean they're ok but I don't fuck with bonds that much
Currently like 0.2% of my total allocation in bonds
I don't hate them or nothing though

>>22399386
>someone saved my crop

methinks DXY will do another leg up now while anons sleep

>>22399290
I thought you had to be a big wig college grad to invest in stocks

NEW

>>22399417 >>22399417 >>22399417 >>22399417 >>22399417 >>22399417

>>22399262

Green open for first 10-30 mins flash crash red crabby rest of day

.

>>22398492
futures are green because all the (((insiders))) are buying up the short sells overnight while the market is closed to us, so they pump from the shorts, then dump their bags on us chumps on market open and cash in all the profits from the sell off

>>22399019
Lol I would be extremely careful

You are aware TQQQ could go to 0 in the event of a crash right? If you were even 1 day late you'd erase your entire IRA. Imagine being an old fuck and having your retirement account erased.

>>22398536
peak delusion right here

>buy some Call options for the first time
>market gets a huge correction the next morning
>options' stock price is now generally corrected and moving back at a normal pace
>but option itself is now trailing below

should I just sell this at a partial loss and try again, or wait the full 1.5 year duration of the option and hope if the stock itself makes any rare radical 2-3%-in-one-day leaps?

this makes me really not want to play with options ever again

>>22399462
Stocks are literally all luck, bro. No one has the slightest clue what is going to happen, it's all a scam.

>>22399462
It's like betting on horses.

>>22399262
Dump, but I'm not holding SQQQ or any shorts. The game is rigged.