/biz/ - Business & Finance

>I'd like to buy this $2 million house please
>L-let me just transfer my li--
>I'm sorry but these 40k link tokens only add up to a little over half a million, we're going to need more for a loan
>W-wait that's all?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>22371796
kek

>I'd like to speak with the private bankers at this branch, I have a top 600 wallet
>I'm sorry sir but the minimum is $1,000,000

OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHA $1000 soon RIGHT FAGGOTS?

>but it’s going to solve the oracle problem! I heard that’s something I should care about

Yeah, now it's "only" over 8000% ROI. What a fucking blunder.

Kek I love these threads; hanging in there bros

>Yes I would like to put in my resignation
>I have a whopping 50k link tokens, I never have to wo-- hmm where's all my riches?
>Wait I am just kidding, I withdraw my resig--
>*Click*

>le twitch react image
Very convincing argument, gonna sell my stack now.

>>22371849
>>22371866
This is amazing, my sides

>Hey /biz/ what Lambo are you going to buy when we hit $1000 EOY 2018?
>Hey /biz/ what Ferrari are you thinking about buying when we hit $1000 EOY 2019?
>BIZ WHY AM I STILL FUCKING POOR EOY 2020

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>22371752
Imagine being a nolinker. You had 3 years.

>>22371752
DR;NS
Also, I’m a pajeet so I could technically buy a mansion with my LINK stack, but I’m never selling. You heard me kike? NEVER SELLING.

>>22371990
>3 years
>Top 1% wallets still haven't made it
>45k LINK isn't even $1,000,000

You are serious?

>>22371990
Imagine believing memes would make you rich

>>22371752
>Put 20K Link tokens (30% of my stack) in yalink vault
>Live like a king doing nothing all day for the last month
It feels good to be rich

>>22371796
Oh nonono AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH

LINKIES BTFO!

>>22371932
kys zoomer

>>22372055
Imagine being such an adhd ridden zoomer that three years seems like a long time. It might be a long time when you're 12 but after about 25 it starts to mean less and less.

>>22372405
Keep moving the goalposts goycuck

>>22371752
Well, so far I've turned a few thousand dollars into a few million. Not bad.

>>22371796
But you could get a $2m loan with a $500k down payment pretty easily with basically any credit score

>>22371752
the funniest part is that these retards will hold it all the way back to sub $1

remember when everything went 100x (at least) at the end of 2017 except link?

>>22372727
Bullshit

>>22372747
Linkies have pretty pisspoor wagecuck jobs, they’d never be able to afford the monthly payments.

>>22372768
Remember when not even 2 months ago link was half the price is now ?

>>22372824


meanwhile my VET has gained 200+%

>>22372784
Anyone who was here when LINK was being promoted at $0.30 could have easily done the same. All it would have taken at that time to be a millionaire today was a $20,000 investment.

>>22372055
>45k LINK isn't even $1,000,000
45k LINK cost $15 at ICO.

>>22372886
who you trying to trick?
literal shitcoins like REQ went from 6 cents to $1.20. link did 20% of that and its already top 6 lmao IT HAS ALREADY MOONED. GJ RETARD

>>22372865
>a few thousand into a few million
>actually twenty (20) thousand into one (1) million

Cope lol

can you imagine being so short sighted that you would want to sell at the earliest stages of the game.

>>22373739
3 years is too much to hold even stocks you fucking retard

Look, man. I've just got a simple dream that requires millions of dollars.
I want to prove once and for all that the holocaust was not a lie.
To do this I need the resources to round up 6 million heebs, gas 'em with delousing spray until they croak and dispose of the bodies using only four cremation furnaces within the period of 5 years.
That will prove to all the stupid deniers that it actually happened and we can all move on.
I might even get the nobel prize for it.