/biz/ - Business & Finance

You’re fired

Hey Anon,
I didn't see you at the daily stand-up.
Can you send me a quick status update?
Any barriers?

>>22357202
I haven’t attended 1 zoom call for my university course since covid started,beat that

Hey Anon,

Everything alright? Didn’t see you at stand up today. Let’s have a quick catch up at 5pm before you sign off.

Cheers,
Daniel

>>22357202
>Let’s have a quick sync later to make sure we’re all in alignment.

>>22357866
Eat a dick Daniel

>>22357202
I’m going to need you to circle back and cover our bases re: the missed meeting today. Call me after work hours today so we can get you in the mix and discuss synergies.

- PAUL SCHMIDT

>>22357202
now THAT is based

>I have a conference call every day at 9 and 3 plus a weekly one every Tuesday at 10

>>22357202
I HAVE DISHONORED MYSELF AND MY FAMILY!!
>commits seppuku

Hey Anon,

We need you to hop on this call right now.
New project just came from above. Top priority, wrap up your work before EOD and lets have a call to familiarize you.

>>22357202
Huge balls.

why dont you guys just stop being wagies hahahaha like just quit lmao

>>22357913
Hi Anon,

Please attend this zoom meeting today at 3pm sharp: 872-927-929

Sincerely,
Rachel, HR associate

>>22357998
why dont you guys just stop being homeless hahahaha like just get a job lmao

>>22358043
>implying im homeless
>he doesnt have enough in crypto gains to live comfortably by daytrading a couple times a week
OOOOOOHHHH WAGIES

>>22357904
>in alignment
>all aligned to
I want to die.

>>22358121
Hahaha imagine trying to live off of lottery tickets lmao

>>22358176
Sorry, can you say that again without your boss’s cum in your mouth?

>work in trades
>essential service
>basically live in hotels, camps and rented cabins doing out of town work
>right now I'm in the middle of the woods being paid to live in a fly-in fishing cabin right on a lake
>work for 16 straight days then get 7 days off
>make $2500/week
>no zoom meetings
>no hr emails
>no bullshit company tracking software, my hours each day are whatever I say they are - no one questions me because my bosses are 1000km away

It may still be wage slavery, but Ill most likely be able to retire by 35 (7 more years) if my investments don't tank and I keep getting similarly sized cheques each week, and I basically get to live like a neet in the middle of the woods as long as my work gets done

>>22358240
There’s gonna be a lot more than one man’s cum in your mouth when you run out of money.

>>22358278
how many hours/day?

>>22358278
Solid
> work in hospital IT
> work from home
> have 1-2 meetings per day
> Send 3-5 emails per day
> not micromanaged as a project manager
> give work to other people and just report to management we're doing well
> make some powerpoints and timelines.
> take home 1.9k biweekly
> total work per day is around 3 hours per day, sometimes its at 60 hours/week but 90% of the time I only work a few hours a day.
> 25 y/o

>>22358278
What work?

>>22358441
I usually mark down 10, although I work like 7-10. Right now I'm working on a job that's kind of tight for time (was held back 2 months but government jobs still hold you to the same deadline because they're assholes), so I've been actually working like 10-11 hours and marking 13. It's a lot of hours, but it's not THAT bad since all there is to do out here is fish or shitpost, and I'm not really working that hard

>>22358005
Hey Rachel how about you blow my big cock and gargle my sweaty balls you dumb cunt
With love,
Anon

>>22358547
Technically I'm a roofer, although I do mostly tinbasher stuff like cap-flashing and cladding. I also do a lot of carpentry work (ie, building parapet walls, pitch boxes and curbs on rooftops). Sometimes I just do machine operating work though because I have my bobcat, telehandler, crane and genie lift tickets, and guys at my company are scared to use them

>>22357904
>quick sync
Oh god

>>22357202
What is this pepe

>>22357202

>Rolled out of bed
>Called boss
>Yeah, I'm going to take this morning off
>Went to dispensary and got my 3 month supply of dank
>Smoked a little, went for a run around the lake nearby
>Made a healthy lunch of cajun spiced veggies and fish
>Logged into work PC at 1
>Blew through all my work from this morning, caught up on some projects
>Playing Factorio now while I wait for the phone to ring.


And people WANT to go back to the office. Sad!

bros I haven't done real work in about two months
I keep on coming up with shit and no one ever checks whether or not I do it
how fucked am I?

>>22358371
Ultimate wagie cope,
Sound like the person who wins the lottery and still goes go to work .

>>22358371
>There’s gonna be a lot more than one man’s cum in your mouth when you run out of money.

>>22358698

When they ask to see it say you suffered a hard drive failure and lost your data. Then put in your two weeks notice.

>>22358763
>>22358807
See you at work tomorrow.

>>22359296
>I’ll seethe you at work tomorrow.
ftfy

>>22359366
Daytradie cope.