/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22338619
get ahold of yourself you retard. youre only making it worse for yourself by lashing out. control yourself. make a plan. dont destroy your mothers cabinets because youre a retard who didnt diversify your portfolio.

>>22338619
what a worthless son you are destroying your mom's kitchen cabinet

>>22338619
I doubt you'll see the money you put in TSLA again, but ETH should recover.

>>22338619
dont blame us for you being dumb

If this is not a larp, why the fuck would you wait to buy until things already have an astronomically high value? Especially TSLA. You get what you fucking deserve.

>>22338619
$485 for one share of something doesn't make any sense to me from an investing standpoint. Maybe I'm an idiot though

Repair the cabinet
Keep the shares and ETH, it will come back up
Get a job in the mean time

>>22338619
Lmfao what a fuckin loser and retard OP

You still live with your mom AND you bought an obvious top AND you damage her shit out of frustration

Can’t you just do your parents a huge solid favor for once in your life and just kill yourself?

Be unselfish for one day
Just kill yourself
Your mom will be so relieved in a year or two after the initial sadness of losing her faggot son that at least she is in peace now and maybe you are too

She will honestly have a better life ngl

This isn't even the bottom for Tesla. That is a sub $10/share company at best. You got burned because you invested in a celebrity the same way boomers love Buffet.

>>22338619
>went in big
>lives with his mom
sorry you lost $1,000 broke faggot I'm sure if you buy some kneepads you'll earn it back out on the street corner

>>22338619
Bro honestly, with floor tile like that, you are better off on the street.
Your moms gots shit taste bro. Fucking shit.

>>22338619
get fucked niggerfaggot

Buy the dips

>>22338619
Tesla was at $2500 and the next day I saw it at $480, so I thought it was a good buy.

>>22338619
Decent LARP, gave me a good laugh thinking about somebody doing this

>>22338619
Please kill yourself tonight
You are worthless
And always will be

You didn't really lose anything if you didn't sell, but now you're going to lose a bit of money repairing this shit. Start being responsible jackass, this is manchild behavior.

>>22338909
Its ok Anon, one day you'll sit back, laugh, and when your grand kid crawls into your lap you'll hand them their favorite toy and forget all about this setback as you play with them. Surrounded by your well off happy family.

Then you'll snap to. Realize you're still in the same dark barely lit studio apartment and you're just holding the squash you got from the clearance aisle from the local supermarket. It has a soft spot and is starting to go bad. Your final moments before the technobarbians barge into your apartment and skin you to make armor will be you washing off a squash at the sink. Crying because no one even knows if you're alive or dead, and you know it.

>>22338619
take the door off and take it to a cabinetmaker place and get them to replicate a new one

>>22338619

lmaoooo is this you?

>buy at ATH
>short temper
youre just a loser anon. the cabinet was an excuse your mom probably just doesnt like being around you

>>22338619
NOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN CABINETERINOS!!!!!

I hope you have a job. And how much is “everything?”

>noooo muh unrealized gains
Dude if you're gonna kill yourself at least try and do something noteworthy with your life. Take out a mortgage, put half in the market, take the other half to Vegas. Or roll the dice and start a business. Give yourself one chance to become rich and if you fail then you can become an hero. If you fail, you lose nothing because you had nothing. Until you hit absolute zero you are wasting a chance at becoming a legend.

>>22338619
Slow money
Fast loss
Dont gamble
Invest

>>22338619
I lost 36k (my entire account) on Tesla puts when it was in the 300s pre split because I was panicking due to Covid and it was still up something like 100% on the year. Do you know how it feels to lose all that because retarded normies like you decided to push it to a 1000 PE ratio? Fucking horrible. But I still didn't even remotely consider suicide because I'm not a bitch. I sucked it up and took out a fat loan.

>>22338619
A little glue and that cabinet is good as new. Not worth ending it over.

>>22338619
>Tesla
Literally why.

>>22338928
Relax, weirdo.

>>22338619
Why’d you buy the top?

>>22338619

>>22337384

Same ugly ass green tile. Similar cabinets, color is a little off. I smell a LARP either way.

>>22338619
This is why we recommend retards just DCA into BTC, ETH and LINK.

>>22338928

What a dumbass.

no such thing as get rich quick, get a job and start investing without being a retard.
do you know what PE is? pro tip, 1000 is too high.

>>22338619
hodl long enough to close those positions at a profit.

find more capital to work with meanwhile

>>22339900

Tesla is still att PE 800, sell now and rebuy at PE 100 if you really believe in this company but telling people to hold now is suicidal.
this valuation is one of the most absurd things anything has ever seen. based on nothing but hopes and dreams of retarded retail investors.

>>22338619
Read some Epictetus or Marcus Aurelius. You really need to get a grip on those emotions, lad.

>>22338619
your big mistake was buying stuff that was overvalued. find projects that the market undervalues and wait until they are valued higher.

>>22338619
Ahaha faggot. The chart is right again. Memorize it and never participate in any market ever again until the meme chart of truth is forever imprinted into your mind.

>>22338619
>just kicked my mom's kitchen cabinet in.

lol you live with your mom and have linoleum floors. How big did you really go in?

Learn your lesson kid. You don't go in on shit that has already mooned unless you absolutely know what is going to happen

>inb4 replying to bait
yeah bitch I saged

>>22338992
I hope whoever that faggot poster was lost all of his money and forever financially ruined for blinding leading other blind and impressionable anons. That should be an offense punishable by having your hands chopped off.

>>22338888
nice digits

>>22338888
Impressive Very nice

I put 1k into tesla it barely puts me out but I'm kinda nervous I'll lose 1k for no reason

>>22338619
>>> assets lose 30% of value....
>>> I lost everything bros!!?!

Sell the TSLA hold the ETH and stop being a bitch. If you don’t have the stomach for investing just cash out now and take the 70% of what you started with and fix your mom’s cabinet.

You didn’t lose everything, you just lost some, not like you bought a bunch of YOLO calls that expired.

>>22338982
>you're just holding the squash you got from the clearance aisle
lmao my sides are in fucking orbit

Lmao you faggot shut up and just hold

>>22338752
Imagine saying that when Amazon was 400. I think you’re just a dummy anon

>>22338619
Don't feel too bad man, we all lost money on crypto. It fucking sucks honestly, but I still think your Eth will come back. Just hodl.
The tesla is probably fucked though. Sell it. And figure out how to fix your mom's cabinet.

But yeah this fucking market is retarded man

>>22338885
it's not that bad

>>22338619
eth is going to eventually go back up, tesla idk I'd sell but it might go back up knowing retarded americans.

>>22338888
Amazing.

Please Fucking help!

This is a coordinated attack by lots of shorts and they planned it for literally right after the Stock Split!

How is Short Selling even Fucking allowed!? It's just a way for people to inflict Financial Terrorist attacks on a legitimate up and coming company!

MotherFucker they are basically changing the world! No other company is even in the same ballpark technologywise!

They also built everything efficiently from the ground up instead of all the inefficiencies of all the old auto companies!

Tesla is the only automaker that is built to grow Horizontally (as opposed to vertically)!

Again, why is Fucking Short Selling allowed? Give me like one legitimate reason or purpose that it serves!? You Fucking can't!

>>22341888
Nice gets. No survivors. Going to short that thing to fuckin 10x my monies. You should too anon. Options are fucking making everyone filthy rich

>>22341888
>How is Short Selling even Fucking allowed!?
I kind of agree, redditfren

>>22341888
>Again, why is Fucking Short Selling allowed? Give me like one legitimate reason or purpose that it serves!? You Fucking can't!

Yes I can, to make money off of fucking retards like you

Yea okay I lost 3000 dollars yesterday I don't give a shit how about you wait until you finish high school, lose weight and get a job before you start taking out incel rage on your family poor retard

>>22338888
Excellent post

>>22338982

Holy shit I'm crying.

>>22338619

>>22338619
Stop being a fag

>>22338928
>>22338775
Neurotic edgelords