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Why the fuck does this general get split up so much

>GME
GME
>GME
GME
>GME
GME
>GME
and the funny thing is if the short squeeze works out, no one loses if they FOMO in before the real squeeze.
Coinflip on Q2 earnings results tomorrow after close.

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4372597-gamestop-short-squeeze-part-iii-atop-caldera

short wkhs now

first for black thursday

>>22322158
im killng myslef

>>22322193
there's no split, this is the thread

FUCK T*SLA

So QQQ up or down? TQQQ moves too erratically. Thinking i shouldve gone with something else ive been watching.

>>22322196
>Coinflip on Q2 earnings results tomorrow a
My money is on Cohen

Have we hit the bottom for TSLA?

0-4 I average down AMD now
5-9 I wait until it drops below $78
dubs: I buy MSFT instead and keep AMD as is

lets go

FUCK YOU FOR SHILLING GME!

*when you have some chipotle after you blaze*
I FEEL A BIG POOP COMING ON
Also, DUDE, did you know that 210 is half of 420? #MathDay #WinkyFace #YOLO

I want a real crash. This shit is unbearable.

Something in my room smells like shit and it's not a constant smell but every few minutes a whiff of shit will stroll past my nose

>>22322233
This. I don't want smgniggers to make money.

Battery Day will save us Teslabros

Thanks for GME insight bros. Hoping we all make it with Micheal Burry.

>>22322197
Literally forming a teacup. Horsies are going to $25, faggot.

>>22322243
And just like that it goes back up to $400

Why would you not just write a bot/ use some github code to track and automatically copy all the trades some successful hedgefunds/institutional investor does?

Your daily reminder that teens are a patricians choice.

>Whatever's LEGAL in your country.

Throughout mankind's history it has always been natural for the man to be older and his partner to be younger. Who doesn't want a virgin wife?

It's modern day feminist bullshit that your partner to be the same age as you.
>Why?
Power dynamics always exist in relationships (i.e. there is always somebody who wears the pants in a relationship). Unless you're a cuck, YOU are the one that wants to be in control.

Youth is the most attractive aspect of a woman.

>>22322252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTomMm61Ixw

>>22322243
#wow #whoa

where the fuck are the buy opportunities? It just keeps bouncing up and down all fucking day this is gay as fuck

i bought QQQ 266p this morning. i am since down 30%. am i okay holding this hoping for another drop before the end of the week?

Will we be green by the end of the week?

Reminder: when women buy, you better fucking sell immediately.

where my tesla marines at

>>22322233
i was just about ready to be hoodwinked. this is a pleasant surprise

>>22322284
Timing is everything

>>22322285
That room assuredly has cockroaches.

>>22322310
Awfully quiet today...

This is the bottom for oil. I was watching MSNBC yesterday, and they were saying Trump is going to start a war to stay in power. War = expensive oil. Get your cheapies.

>>22322233
uh anon.. don't tell me you didn't join in on the fun

>>22322285
Gross

>>22322334
what tickers

Anyone else watching asps closely? They process for closures. We have 25% of us homes in foreclosure, when lifted it will moon like it did in 2011-12

Easy 10x over the coming months as the ban lifts.

So, IMO, we're in a short term bottom followed by a bigger dump. Why? retailers buying "cheapies" again

>>22322334
Hopefully it's a war with Iran. We need to ensure that Israel has ample time to prepare for the acquisition of new territories.

>>22322252
It might be your breath.

>>22322273
Looks like a shitty ford explorer sport trac from the mid 2000s lol

>>22322334

retarded take. trump built his campaign on not going to war and has gone through great pains to reduce overseas US military presence for optics. just look at afghanistan

>>22322356
XOM
BP
USO
OXY
OKE

>>22322334
>start a war to stay in power
unironically the most fragile president

>>22322360
i hope so. missed my chance to short the top. i hope i'll get another chance

>>22322287
i didn't shit myself, I already checked, I also checked every corner just cant find the source

>>22322363
i thought that too but i breathe with my mouth closed and I explicitly smelled it and it wasn't that

>>22322332
did you miss market open? They all posted pink wojaks and then left.

>>22322309
Recall an anon posting a girl who has multiple bfs last night saying something about stocks

>>22322316
So? I'm pretty sure you would be able to find the trades done in a matter of seconds

>>22322371
>assassinates Iranian hero
>lmao i hate war brah

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

reminder that my dividend companies continued to pay me throughout the pandemic and today's payer, JNJ, even increased their dividend by 6% during the pandemic.

add a dividend portfolio to your growth portfolio and you can get the best of both worlds

>>22322334
Trump can not lead through a fucking war. No let him do good for the economy he would shit the bed when it comes to war

>>22322400
Thot indicator 100% accuracy anon

>>22322353
kek ok faggot.

>>22322389
Hmm odd. Also small possibilty ur butt aint as clean as you think and random whiffs of air pass ur nose lmao this is disgusting.

>>22322393
>and then left.
ah. the classic "close your portfolio and pray" strategy instead of having an exit plan to cut losses from the start

>>22322158
Is this where I am supposed to go to AAAAAAAAAA?

>>22322400
Hopefully it was about how much money she just lost

NIKOLA UP 35%

Wtf how do my normie friends keep winning one of them literally told me to buy last week

AUY green lol

>>22322334
Not going to happened. Stop listening into msnbc news.

>>22322303
Yes. You'll probably be okay by the end of the day. We're in the middle of a bull trap at the moment and all it takes is one big sell order to move the market back down and bring everything with it.

>>22322407

>we're pulling out of syria
>IRAQ WAS A MISTAKE
>our wars have brought us nothing but pain and anguish

2 months before the election

>WARWARWAR

do you have any idea how retarded you sound?

>You know, Fluffy, with a newly acquired 9% stake in GameStop Inc. comes great responsibility. I like to call it "the Jewish man's burden".
>*Ryan Cohen looks directly at the camera*
>The shorts, the put holders, the call sellers... it's our responsibility to show them their error. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from a gold-plated HDMI cable tied into a makeshift noose. The day of the infinity squeeze is coming. We'll have every shorter bankrupt or margin called in the next few months, and if I'm wrong may GameStop announce bankruptcy after hours this very day.

>>22322334
this is possibly the most retarded post I have ever read on 4chan. congratulations anon

>>22322420
Yep thats the whore. Its what worries me most. If the type of people who have no interest in stocks are suddenly jumping in because
>line only go up and fast
>i never lose money
Then i can see a rugpull. The rich aint gonna sustain this and when these people run out of funds, who keeps pumping up the ponzi?

>>22322422
No ass. Not worth the trouble.

>>22322233
Why bro? Its 6.5% up

THIS IS A HORSE MARKET. APOLOGIZE

100 trades today I am exhausted

>>22322422
Why are naval piercings so hot

>>22322407
>Qasem Soleimani
>iranian hero

really dude? terrorists are heroes now?

WTF ROBINHOOD LET ME EARLY EXERCISE THE PUTS I SOLD

>>22322453
If watching MSNBC yesterday taught me anything it was that this president can't be trusted since he lies about everything, and that Russia is going to try to influence our election and undermine our democracy again.

>>22322445
G-d what an ugly cunt..

>>22322440

>Based

Fuck THE Fed
And
FUCK JANNIES

>>22322334
>I was watching MSNBC

Should I buy a few 9/18 AAPL 115c? They’re doing their big gay reveal today and me thinks they’re going to talk about the new keyboard less MacBook.

>>22322357
When does the ban lift?

>>22322487
Come on horsie break 22 i know you can

>>22322504
Because I want to rip them off for some reason.

>>22322504
theyre not.

>>22322510
ok nice troll. byeee

Keep it up GM

>>22322438
Idk. Only green stock in my watchlist this morning was a literal meme stock. Idk what causes them to go up. This was when nearly everything was dumping at open. A memestock that has become blatantly obvious that is likely go nowhere soon yet the stocktwits keep jumping in, just like tesla. Shpuld probably get some long dated calls if this supply of stocktwit users keeps coming in

>>22322456
I sold calls. Stop making fun of me.

is it going to fucking dump tomorrow or what?

>>22322440
holy fuck he's ugly

>>22322512
>t. Muhammutt

WKHS $22 wall about to vaporize

>>22322440
Is this a biological female or male?

What's WKHS ATH? 22.90?

GME on a literal moon mission

You know how many newfags are in these threads when baggie still easily farms (You)s with those baits.

>>22322510
>he actually believes the msm doesnt have ulterior motives

>>22322440
Why do you always post those faggots?

Where my XOM Chads.

>>22322564
+6.69%
yeah man
contact your local lambo dealer
unless, of course...
GME doesn't fucking happen

*goes up*

>>22322560
yea 22.90 we're about to burst through

>>22322334
He fired Bolton because he desperately wanted war with Iran, and all Trump could manage in Venezuela this year was a half-assed Bay of Pigs. Filtered.

>>22322389
I have a problem that causes my shit to not come out completely no matter how hard or soft it is. It always detatches with a small amount still left in my asshole. And it's not like it's just not falling and stuck on the outside, it's still right inside my asshole and no matter how hard I squeeze it doesn't come out.

For the rest of the day it slowly seeps out and I have to occasionally wipe again.

And even with that happening I have NEVER smelled it. Just imagining how fucking shit your hygiene must be that you smell shit and I don't makes me want to vomit.

>>22322456
kek
but honestly Cohen's not in it for the short term squeeze. He can legitimately make Gamestop a $30 billion cap company. I might buy back into GME to long it after the squeeze depending on how much control he gets over GME.

key points about Cohen:
>experience setting up a large-scale e-commerce fulfillment center that can stay profitable even with Amazon in the game
>Chewy app is not garbage
>good ecommerce direction and not being too intrusive on the customer, the customer finds out what they can do for them, not bombard the customer with notifications
CHWY is now worth $20 billion+ and that's just for pet food.
He did all that from scratch.

Whens the bleeding stop and my money start to come back?

GOOG > GOOGL

>>22322583
Cope harder Bobo

>>22322601
some day.

Apple will never go over 130 again.
QQQ will never go over 300 again.

>>22322583
i blame the fucking market dump. We might just get a slow unloading of shorts up to November instead of an infinite squeeze
FUCK TECH BUBBLE

>/pol/ leaking into every single board

>>22322510
Ok. Youre just a trolling tripfag. only congress can declare war. Jackass.

Filtered.

>>22322601
when you buy horse

You guys didn't actually unironically hold Tesla bags, right?

Anyone holding SPAQ? Thoughts?

>>22322590
I think he fired Bolton because of something else, but Trump did hire a body double to act as Barack Obama to belittle and fire him to satisfy his ego.

So will Trevor go to jail and will there be a thernos style documentry

>>22322635
Baggie what's your NAK average price I'm curious?

>>22322632
how do we solve this. i say we delete /pol/ or make it so if you post on /pol// you cant post on other boards

How are we feeling about RTX?

>>22322651
God i hate that I dont own any horse right now

>>22322632
>>/pol/ leaking into every single board
That has been the case with /pol/ all the way to 2014.
At least on /a/ that was the case. I don't recall /pol/cancer being there in 2012-2013.

>>22322632
Elections are 2 months away, that's just gonna happen. Also, if you complain about /pol/ just kys.

>>22322618
Based. Fuck tech permabull niggers

>>22322662
I'm down to $1.26

>>22322510
Yep. Russia. Not the millions of dual citizen voters, the thousands of dual citizens in government, and the billions that flow through PACs. Yep. it's the Russians.

>>22322504
No they're not. I prefer women have no piercings whatsoever. The only ones i put up with are ear piercings cause most girls get them cause of their mothers at an age where they cant even decide. Hoop earrings do turn me on tho, idk why.

>>22322669
Sold that crabbing piece of shit at $62.

so I'm a retard and bought a tqqq call instead when I wanted to buy a put

made 300 bucks by accident

just crash QQQ you fucking cuck of an index

>>22322662
>>22322657
I threw a (You) at an innocent bystanders, yikes

>>22322664
You play the stock market and you truly dont believe that the joos have an influence in the market. Who do you think make up the majority of the bankers retard

>>22322669
The new cards seem amazing, especially with the 3070 shitting on the 2080Ti.

>>22322504
ask me how i know you're white trash and wear tapout

>>22322669
RTX 3080 is pretty good but RTX 3070 is only $499 and it's supposedly 50% faster than an RTX 2080 Ti!, so I'm buying one on release this month.

>>22322509
Explain. Did you hit the exercise button? What happens the moment you hit exercise? Have been afraid of hitting the button as I have no idea what it does.

>>22322669

Been on my watch list and it is indeed crabbing

>>22322664
>delete /pol/
>they move onto every other board
>post on /pol/
>evade and post on other boards

No wins.

War makes oil boom.
It doesn’t have to be a war that will involve US though. Look what’s happening between India and China and also higher tensions in the East Mediterranean between Turkey and EU over resources.
Buy oil cheapies while you can. You have been warned

>>22322703
>>22322711

Bros why is oil dumping? my oil stocks are getting massacred. I bought them back in april thinking I was a chad but they might go back down to those prices at this rate...

POWER HOUR TONIGHT CONFIRMED

>>22322653
I almost did a put credit spread on them cause of how hard it is for them to go down. I wouldve been blown the fuck out of thousands.

>>22322664
Including more logic based subjects like philosophy, first/second order logic and mathematical logic/set theory/axiomatic systems in school. That will teach faggots how to think.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HORSECHADS WE'RE BREAKING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

56 days to election.

Down 18% the past 7 days, wonderful

Just the thought of war is making my XOM moon. The calls i bought this morning are up like 13% already.

>>22322669
Lol half the responses are on that crabby stock. The other half on nvidias graphics cards. Oh and a lone reply, me

>>22322632
>ignores leftoid faggotry because he doesn't know any better
>people react and grow in number
>/pol/ amirite guis
Fuck off mutant.

$CZR made me green today. Why has this stock been going wild? I bought into it kind of randomly from a list of Vegas stocks and it went CRAZY after their acquisition.

>>22322711
I seriously doubt it's actually 50% faster, I want to see proof of that in a test

>>22322713
I don't even see the button, are you on Apple?

>tfw female boss gives me tasks and doesnt tell me any details just says do it. Im fresh out of school and have no idea what im doing. She comes back once i think im done and says to do xy and fucking z cause i was supposed to know.

Why are women so bad at communication bros?

TSLA looks like it is poised to either shoot up or plummet.

I go full boomer mode and only invest in ETFs from this day. Rate my ETF plans(all ishare etfs btw)

>>22322702
>implying religion has a matter in the stock market
you know the reason the market is down is because soft bank exercised options. right? anyone with shit ton of money can manipulate the market stop blaming everything on jewish people work as hard as them not against them

>>22322766
Everyone just filter this faggot already

>NKLA
better watch out for boomer EVs GM knows what theyre doing right goys i mean guys?

Kek

>tfw bought the top of a bubble and now I’m stuck bagholding for months or years

>>22322408
How big of a portion of your entire portfolio are dividend stocks?
And do you pick individual companies or invest in an ETF like VYM?

>>22322780
Even if it's only 20% better in practice it's a good price performance ratio.

>>22322618
Haha ok cuck

>>22322783
ur supposed to ask everyone how to get shit done

>Miners almost fully recovered

Based Schiff

I posted GME in a SMG thread weeks ago. Not one person replied to me. Literal moon mission, tomorrow Sony unveils all the juicy details, AND we get our earnings/guidance. iBorrow fee up to 30% with only 10k shares.. Let’s gooo

Reminder don't fuck with the mouse.

>>22322780
RTX 1st gen was basically a beta product that nvda totally fucked up but had no competition so they got away with it

This generation is just back on track, aka actual node shrink, half price chips because of a samsung deal, etc.

even uzaki is short accordingly!

>>22322782
Im on android see here. Its right above stat section when you open up the option

>>22322801
>smg yesterday talking about how NKLA will never be successful
ALWAYS inverse smg

>>22322803
you're not alone anon

>>22322780
A $499 card outperforming a $1700+ card is pretty much a big fucking stomp. So yes, it's probably not 50% but if it's even 10-30% it's good for its price.

>>22322813
Bump am interested.

How much momey total.
And
How much on dividends yearly total.

>>22322803
>>22322848
You can always just sell at a loss and move your money elsewhere.

>>22322821
eh it's a hard sell until we were sure momentum was set in. Without Cohen, this would still be so uncertain and would have been crabbing slowly upwards

Cohen is fucking huge

>>22322817
Her office is a 10 minute walk away and doesnt like me to bother her. Its fucking awful

AND YOU SAY

I ONLY HEAR WHAT I WANT TO

>>22322445
That's somebody's son

>>22322853
I'll wait for benchmarks, but they do look promising.

>>22322848
TQQQ at $160+?
NVDA at $550+?
TSLA at $570+?
AAPL at $139+?

>>22322158
can someone spike the vix already? i want to dump these VXX calls for less of a loss

>>22322783
>imagine being too scared and insecure to ask for help when you’re not sure

>>22322838
Well thanks for showing me what it looks like I'm also on android but didn't see shit.
My options went back OTM but earlier it went past my breakeven and nothing was popping up, wanted to excercise to see how it worked and sell calls

>>22322504
It's a trashy slut signal

>>22322285
These are men

>>22322803
>>22322848
Just dump your losers. And buy something else that will go up faster later.

GME
DUMPING

>tfw bagholding tqqq at 160

Bad feel

>>22322872
Yea I feel you, the moment Cohen announced he bought 10% of the float, that was a huge sign. I like what I’m seeing with momentum indicators, this looks BEAST. Meme golden cross too, lining up nicely.

My horse is amazing.

Why is WKHS pumping? Does anyone have any ideas?
Is this just pure speculation that a deal with the USPS will be announced soon?

>>22322407
assassinating a confirmed terrorist in a targeted strike is not war you dipshit its a measured response of justice to let that dirty muslim country know to stop fucking around with terrorist activiteis against our soldiers

AAPL EVENT SEPT 15

WE ARE SAVED AAPL WILL POWER UP ALL THE INDEXES

>>22322215
TSLA is going to $90.

>>22322788
>implying religion has a matter in the stock market
Have you actually even read their book?

>>22322944
>3 cents
>dumping
I didnt know GME was a pennystock

>>22322788
>just work as hard as then
LMAOOO alright I'm a minority and that's very offensive to me. If you dont want to donate taxpayer money to my ethnostate that is very racist. Again retard who do you think makes up the majority of the bankers. Who do you think owns the majority of the media companies. Oh also 7 jewish people invented the fedreal reserve. You cant forget that Jewish culture loves nepotism so who do you think owns the FED rn? Seriously not all Jews are bad but you have to be blind to think they're not the race pulling the strings not white,not black,not Latinos. By the way show me a picture of your nose

WKHSchads, contract is dropping soon. We're hitting $200 by EOY.

GAMESTOPCHADS RISE THE F*CK UP

>>22322944
?? oh wait you bought at the top didn't you.

>>22322334
holy shit you are dumb for so many reasons. go back to smoking your weed

>>22322944
It moved like 2 cents
Put your buttplug back in and calm down

>>22322422
My wife

>>22322853
I'm not saying it's bad or anything, but it won't be 50% better and the benchmarks will prove that. I'm personally the kind of absolute based guy that skips a "gen", currently on a 1070 (which works perfectly on every game I play) and will upgrade to 3070 when it comes out. I knew this current 2070-80 shit wouldn't be worth it

>>22322886
Had a boss that was annoying asf. She asked me for help on a lot of things and got paid nearly double what I did. Wpuld tell me to do stuff that was clearly incorrect only for a complaint to come in later and for her to not take the blame even after i told her thats not how its done iirc.

>>22322669
im a buyer at $56-57

WKHS headed for ATH

>>22322964
>bombing foreigners in a foreign land with your army isn't war
Orwellian af.

holy shit GME 8.15->7.92 in minutes

>>22322976
>>22322986
>>22322996

OH NONONONONO

>>22322929
Oh i see. So you did hit that button i showed you?

What the fuck do I buy? Consumer staple indexes?

>>22322993
I can't hear you over the sounds of my XOM rocket blasting off.

there no chance this rally sticks right? we are going QQQ sub $270, right?

>>22323012
>Tfw bought a 2080 super two months ago for $1,200
I'm getting hammered by this rout too. Fuck my life desu.

>>22322944
>t. Increasingly nervous shorter

>>22322949
Ooofff
Hope that doesnt happen with me and tqqq at 130

Short WKHS. I dare you.

>>22323049
Bulltrap. SoftBank leaked their strategy intentionally and is about to pull the rug with puts.

>>22323043
Canadian Tire dips.

>>22323062
Galaxy brain

>>22322618
>technological progress stops TODAY!

i don't get it.

shit fucking market-wide dump holding GME back again
FUCK

>>22322962
>Is this just pure speculation that a deal with the USPS will be announced soon?
I don't know. Its very likely, plus they also disassociated themselves with the pickup side that wouldn't have been as profitable.
While they may be ahead, they're also a small-ish company and have to compete for the contract with fucking ohskosh and GM. Both of which have massive teams both for the engineering end of things and the gov contract cocksucking butterfest. Granted shoving more engineers into a project doesn't exactly make it go any faster, but having the budget to fuck around does.

based miners

>>22323043
costco

>>22323084
stop trying to make GME happen
it isn't going to happen

>>22323049
No idea. Id be all in cash if i was sure itd go down. Id be all in on tqqq if i was sude itd go up.

>>22323041
That button never showed for me in the stats page of my puts, I'm tempted to buy an ITM put so I can test it

>>22323043
see >>22322829

>>22322158
Why am I seeing people pushing to short WKHS? They’ve got 2 contracts and the USPS one is still on the table. It’ll jump to $23 and then even out around $20.

what the fuck i guess we'll have to be satisfied with a +3% for today GME chads
this is just noise for whatever happens after Wednesday close anyways

>>22322196
To be fair, expectations are pretty pessimitic. Wouldn't surprise me to see them beat (see MUSA). Vidya stocks have fared well on lockdown.

>>22323122

The shorts shilling is real GME bros. They're scared

reminder to short VXX on this recent bout of volatility.

>>22322215
Not until $150 - at least. Fuck Tesla.

>>22323122
Nice argument, faggot.

why the fuck is $AAL pumping?

Is Trump going to announce a new bailout today?

>>22323148
it was at 101% when i said they'd clear it
the same exact fucking thing happened back in may with oil
when it's broadcast like that it simply isn't going to happen

>>22323122
IT IS HABBENING COVER YOUR SHORTS NOW OR PAY THE PRICE SCUM!

>>22322576
I just snatched 150 shares

>>22323148
>>22323145
I WAS TOO LATE REEEE SHOULD I SELL?!!

holy fuck, im glad i didn't buy into tsla what a shit show

YOU TOLD ME FUTURES WERE GREEN

YOU PROMISED ME GREEN TUESDAY

>DXY holding strong
this is a bull trap, isnt it?

I’ve sold all the speculative shit and I’m just going to DCA into VOO. I’ve spent way too much time on this board and I’d be better off with VOO. Only stock I’m going to hold is AYX since I truly believe it will break $200 in the next year or two.

>>22323139
Woah anon as interested as we both are in seeing what it does, dont go losing money on this. Now if ur rich as heck a few dollars to test this out wouldnt be a bad idea (cause id test it too if i was rich)

>>22323148
I think it is likely you are underestimating how paper the hands of the shareholders of this stock are. GME could use more fudding. All of this optimism is extremely bearish.

>>22322407
His constituents fucking hated him doing that even despite not leading to further conflicts.
Anyone who thinks he's going to go to war is a literal sub 80 IQ mongoloid.

>>22323187

Nobody said it was going to happen today

>>22322440
Why does that man have breast implants?

>>22323025

its not when they start it first and you tolerate it for years and years until you need to respond for once. you stupid fucking dumbass

and your strawman sucks
>a single targeted attack against a confirmed terrorist with decades of attacks against american assets and his 2 bodyguards
> war

i mean i use the word war hyperbolically when i go to war against my toilet after lunch at taco bell but i know im not generating an actual mobilization of a nations military against my porcelain throne

>>22323203
Why isn't it crashing? It was supposed to crash.

>>22323194
As warren buffet would say....

Buy the dip faggot.

>>22323227
yeah they said it was going to happen last thursday/friday
it isn't going to happen

>>22323144
Because it's way overbought. It's the only thing keeping my portfolio green and I love it but, yeah. It's way overbought. $20 absolute max value before contract announcement which will undoubtedly happen in the next 2 weeks. I'm holding my breath here, this stock has already made me serious money and could potentially make me rich. 1,000 shares at 3.55 here.

HORSIE running the fuck out of the stables now.

>>22323181
Idk but i stopped touching airliners and cruiseliners. I have no trust in them whatsoever. Especially with hpw airliners have btfod investors in previous years wit bankruptcy.

>>22323199
we are green you retard

don't tell me you're not 100% GME right now.

>>22323062
This would be unfathomably based

>>22323245
Dip implies it comes back up again though

>>22323194
I bought at $490 and also the dip at $365

>>22323246

Bro we have Q2 to get through and console releases still

>they

Who

>VIX up 7%
>UVXY only up 4%
what is this Jewish trickery?????????

Crawling my way out of the $650 hole I got pushed into last week.

Excelsior!

Is buying Delta a good idea?

>>22323207
I know what you mean. Had i stuck with the original strategy i formulated id be up high with very little effort and wouldnt be this active in managing my investment all while flatlining.

>>22322632
Stay mad niggerfaggot
>>22323078
Bobo delusion. Load the fuck up. Today was expected to be a red day,

GME.. If you have never been squeezed, I suggest you stay far away if you are a bear. See $APRN. Entire market tanks for a week straight and GME corrects upwards, it is now ready for more upside imo.

so uh if GME is green while it's largely following the market-wide dip by algos.

does that mean that the overdue deadcat bounce will be timed exactly with tomorrow's Q2?

>>22323295
the GME faggots who started this shit over a week ago
>$20
>$50
>$100
it's tanker shit all over again

>that QQQ candle
oh fug

>>22322285
Daily reminder that homosexuals want you to think this way so they can justify having sex with 10 year old boys.

>>22323236
Nigga every american leader is "a confirmed terrorist with decades of attacks against foreign assets". And while "american assets" are attacked on FOREIGN SOIL, where they are an INVADING FORCE, the american strikes against foreign assets are conducted in OTHER COUNTRIES.

You are the baddies, mate.

fuckkkk

>>22323181
i dont know but i noticed the trend last week and bought JBLU and im up 10% on that

GME AND WKHS ARE THE OFFICIAL STONKS OF /SMG/

>>22323231
They're not implants. If you look, you'll see there's no cleavage.This is a common trick cosplayers use where they layer multiple push-up bras to make bunched up skin give the illusion of breasts, especially when they close their torso up like this dude is doing in the pic.

>>22323319

Nobody said it was going to happen within the week. The squeeze was always predicted for around the time of console releases

Prepare

>>22322334
>I was watching MSNBC
Lol
>they were saying Trump is going to start a war to stay in power.
If Trump starts a war it will solely be for the benefit of israel.
Stop being such a retard.

HUGE DUMP
WOAH

>>22322788
>because soft bank exercised options. right?
a whopping $4bil against a market worth 21trillion, i'm sure that caused all of this.

>>22323327
I'm almost like you. My account was at 14.5k at one point and I cashed out at 12.9k, then bought back in DIS and back in mid 13k range.

$OPTI is mooning

I’m bagholding big time frens, I’m not sure what to do about the inflated appl, Tesla, and tqqq I bought. They’re tanking me

>>22323358
>expected
think about what you're saying

Anybody else who's trying to switch from growth to value should look into getting some berkshire. It's going to do really well in this K-shaped recovery.

>>22323014
Mine makes 4x what i make

>>22323369
probably will hit florida just in time for my gallbladder removal surgery. ._.

>>22323319
except GME is fundamentally undervalued already and there's so little risk going into it now that there's a potentially big shift in direction for the better.
Their balance sheet is actually healthy as fuck despite what the short interest may make you think.

last chance to BUY TSLA DIP

>>22323245
Buy it when it dips to $60.

>>22323369
Fug
t. Carolinafag

and just like that SPY will never be 350 again

>>22323327
Plug your phone in stupid

THIS IS THE ONE BOYS IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING HOLD ON TIGHT. SELL SELL SELL FUUUUUUUUU

MAYDAY
>MAYDAY
MAYDAY
>MAYDAY
MAYDAY
>MAYDAY
MAYDAY

>>22323400
Already there fren.

>>22323397

What are you talking about

>>22323416
>except GME is fundamentally undervalued already
explains the line out the door that's always holding up foot traffic

>>22323439
WHAT IS THIS MEME DOT?

>>22323419
>buy the KTOV dip 2.0
No.

>>22323400
>K-shaped recovery.
What is that. Been seeing it alot

>>22323419
you said this last week
you'll say this next week

>>22323308
im literally just experimenting right now with how long it's gonna take AMD to get back to ATH's. it's not a question of if it's just a question of when.

>b-but anon you'll be bagholding for so long!

and? if i hold for a year i get tax benefits and will have made 12%, i'd be perfectly happy with that. and it probably won't even take that long.

>>22323400
>>22323443
We're also essentially buying Apple below market value if you think about it. The Apple holdings are huge yet the stock is trading at a reasonable price. Pretty sweet deal.

>>22323387

Cut them loose.

>>22323447
shorts aren't automated things
these are human beings making these plays
you really think they're just "hurr durr shortshortshort OH SHIT WHAT'RE WE GUNNA DO"
there could be some kind of a squeeze but you're not going to see the retarded multiples people are talking about

>>22323439
Shieeettt its pink just like a pink wojak!!!

>>22322440
>5 guys

More like 6

>>22323439
HOLY FUCK ITS OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22323439
is this some X bullshit lol

>>22323439
OH SHIT, NOT THE PINK BUBBLE GUM FLAVORED LONG LASTING ™ DOT OF DOOM, OH SHIT NIGGA SELL SELL SELL

>>22323467
Sure thing buddy

>>22323477

>there isnt going to be a short squeeze

>ok there might be a short squeeze, but it wont be that big

COPE *PTOOEY*

>XOM literally at bargain prices
feels good man

>holding AAPL, TQQQ, QQQ
heh

>>22323517

Is XOM mentioned in that Goldman Sachs report about how oil companies will lead the industry in renewables?

The dollar is ruining everything

>>22323511
i never said there wasn't going to be a squeeze
i said it won't be going to $100 $50 or even $20
and it won't

I'm getting the fuck out of the market and praying that the US dollar doesn't resemble zimbabwe bucks next year

>>22323524
>TQQQ QQQ

I’m holding SQQQ. This makes us enemies, no?

>>22323524
Holding appl, tqqq, and two Tesla shares. Down almost 20%

>>22322545
>>22322559
>>22322573
>>22323231
>>22323355
wtf guys, that's my GF :(

I'm on mobile now but when I get back home after lunch I'll post nudes to prove she's a girl

>>22323323
clean out that leftist brainwashing from your brain before its too late

>>22323536

Have you seen the charts of stock price during previous console releases?

The only green thing I have is my beloved horse and this apu. But its a hard working horse, I'm slightly green overall.

that textbook bounce off the 50 day moving average. fucking beautiful

>everything else going red
>RKT going up
Where are the people telling me to sell? It is literally the only green thing I own today!

>>22323181
My thesis on plane since the spring short squeeze is that the whole sector is trading at bottom so long as nobody goes bankrupt. The demand and revenue loss is priced in. Only a bankruptcy, or clear statement from Washington that relief monies are not and will not be coming, will allow them to fall lower than current range. Even share dilution only results in brief dip, as seen with air canada.

>>22323456
recovery in certain sectors and not others. basically rich get richer, poor get poorer.

Sold AAL and AL when market opened, now it keeps rising. Why are you doing this?

>>22323387
Honestly no idea what to tell you. All three of those got pumped from split news (TQQQ no split but cause of splits for the other 2). Long term you MIGHT be fine but idk. If you sell now and it pumps bigly it will also sucl. Frankly speaking you are in a difficult position where holding or selling both are lilely to hurt as they are huge losses (huge gains missed if you sell and it goes up, huge losses if you hold and it dumps) should the stock swing opposite of what you decide. Albeit if you sell and it dumps, congrats you protected some of your money. Alternatively you hold and it pumps congrats you reduced your losses.

>>22323563

>he bought airlines
>before the winter lockdown

OH NONONONO

>>22323563
AHHH FUCK IT'S CRASHING FUCK I SHOULDNTVE POSTED IT

>>22323529
no idea

>>22323562
YOU ARE GONNA MAKE IT KID

>>22323536
Don't believe this GME shorter, he's just trying to convince us to sell so he can get back the money he lost

NASDAQ MORE LIKE NASDUMP

>>22323541
More like rivalries. Make the best man rich.

>>22323560
do you think you're the only one who's seen them?
you people seriously think the shorts are retards
you're going to lose your asses

>>22323588

Then why the fuck would you buy it

>>22323604
>>22323604
>>22323604
>>22323604
>>22323604

>>22323452
The Jews just signaled in their community. Sell Sell Sell. The dead cat bounce people are talking about is them manipulating everything so they get out with all the assets they can. Shits about to hit the fan for fucking real. Last time it went pink this long was George Floyd.

>>22323556
oof

>>22323559
>pot calling the kettle a nigger

>>22322969
>WE ARE SAVED AAPL WILL POWER UP ALL THE INDEXES
thought there was supposed to be one today

>>22323529
>>22323588
>muh goldman sachs
theyre literally never right about anything

>>22322510
I missed yesterday’s edition. Did they mention he is very orange? That’s something I have noticed about the president, I wonder if others have, too?Also, I hear he’s racist, do you think there’s anything to that rumor?

>>22323607

>you're going to LOSE

even though new console releases always pump the price. somebody get this hothead out of here

>>22323579
>selling

>>22323597
KEK

>>22323439
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

THE MARKET IS GOING NUCLEAR!!!!

WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

>>22323456
leftist drivel, you are responding to a retard who literally watches MSNBC unironically for information purposes and not comedy value

>>22322724
This

>>22323643
everyone been saying that stocks gonna dump

>>22323608
>Trump win is good for oil, which I think is not priced in and will happen.
>Vaccine would and will boost oil.
>I just wanted to buy something.

Is the market still massively overinflated?

>>22323763

Ok you've convinced me. Going long

>>22323807
No.

>>22323585
At this point I no longer know what would be worse politically.
Trump winning and these chucklefucks keeping everything shut down out of spite, or Biden winning.

>>22323895

Someone confirm or deny

should i sell GME now or wait for earnings?

>>22323636
I didn't hear them mention anything about him being orange. They just said he's a liar, and they mention he tried to unmask some one at the press conference.

>>22324023
They also saw a speck of spit and were going ape over it being adderall.

Who tf doin this

Red pill me on gme

>>22324098

it's already at 8.10

>>22323601
Rivals it is. Perhaps one day we can be friends, like in anime.

>>22324155
Michael Burry (The Big Short sperg) is long.

AAPL, NET, NVDA, RKT bags all at -5%
Apple calls starting at 10/18 $126.25

Where are the chads stayed even or went positive today? Raise your hand.

>>22324421
FULLY DIVESTED
and loving every laugh! :^)

>>22324421
All thanks to GME

>>22324168
I got in at 8.07 and it keeps dropping. Shouldn’t have canceled the order I queued over the weekend.

>>22324520

Yikes. Wait for tomorrow, stock seems to have gone flat for now

TSLA bags are being converted to WKHS bags or what is happening here