/biz/ - Business & Finance

To get the ball rolling I suggest the cartoon feature anthopomothic characters

>>22025
this

They're also all gay.

Start a quality assurance thing for either video games or software and pay people to do testing for it to find any bugs? Something like that could work.

P.S. I want in.

Anthropomorphic characters that often have to deal with normies, people that don't understand them?

Or we could develop a show that furthers their autism to such depths that they need more serious medication and facilities.

No, otherwise that would put off the Christian autistics, and they make up a big slice of the market.

>>22061

Or ask people if they would like to do some social marketing or whatever it is. The "viral marketing" or "stealth marketing" I don't know, but I'm sure if you get a small squad of people that could be doing it at all hours of the day then you'd be set. Have clients pay a rate, you disperse the money to whoever did the job, etc. EZ PZ.

>>22064
Both good ideas

So we could have a bunch of anthro characters who interact with 'normal' who refuse to accept that they are 'special'. With the moral at the end of every episode being that it's okay to be a social outcast

>>22061>>22096

Fuck, that's genius, I often see ads asking people if they want to be 'game testers'. One could set up an agency for game developers who need their games tested for bugs *cough* Obsidian *cough* and we could hire a bunch of autists who will accept a mere pitance for a gruelling job where they look for bugs and give feedback to us and we take a comish.

>>22098
Make it live action. Then we can sell the suits as merchandise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4P6805Ij6g

>>22025
>>22054
>>22064
If you're old enough to know the movie "The Brave Little Toaster" then you've got a model to follow. If you get good writers for the show, possible Emmy-nomination. It better be more adaptable than Veggie-Tales.

>>22169
Veggie Tales was the fucking monkey's tits.
I loved that show as a kid, even though I'm not religious.

>>22147
Hmmm, maybe a live host to the show. Some guy in a fursuit would be good because you wouldn't need a well paid actor. On the other hand it might scare some of the target audience because it comes dangerously close to interaction to a real person.

>>22134

I would be willing to help if anyone wants to work together to do something like this. I don't know how we'd start considering a lot of companies already have established testing, and I'm sure they're not as spread out and able to speak about things more openly and immediately. My concerns on why this would fail are something like that, but theoretically it could be avoided if we could set something up with game companies or software companies. I don't think we should pay a "mere pittance" though, that's pretty shitty.

>>22191
Yes, and it's pretty profitable as well. In fact we should have not only anthro animals but also anthro fruit and appliances. Like a sassy black blender

I am a writer, I could write for the show.

Is cutesy shit in right now? I could write up a quick scene.

>>22216

Yep, cutesy but with 'funny' pop culture references, people eat that shit up.

>>22249
Cartoon Hangover had the right idea but lost it's audience like they're doing with Adventure Time

>>22216
This is the best way to make money as a writer right now, where do you live?

>>22019
>Implying Autism is a real condition
>Impying Autism wasn't created by Big Pharma to sell drugs to hyper active kids

Don't forget random-access-humor and other weird shit

>>22318

Good Lord we could just make up our own disease and sell drugs for it!

>Find qualified but easily bribed and slightly delirious quack
>Get him to write paper on a 'condition' that can be easily exploited
>Make Drugs to cure that condition
>????
>Profit

>>22249


SCREEN CARD:

INT – CHARACTER 1'S HOUSE:

The background of CHARACTER 1's home is fluttering, teapots boiling on her pink range in MAGICAL LAND, with her friend CHARACTER 2 sitting at her dining table.

CHARACTER 1

Oh, jeez, my water might over-boil! CHARACTER 2, would you please be more observant?

CHARACTER 2

Couldn't you let CHARACTER 3 do it? He does live with you, after all.

CHARACTER 1

You live with me, you numbnut! Besides, (uncomfortably) I don't really want to bother him right now...

CHARACTER 2

(laughing) You totally like him! I can even see the steam coming out of your ears!

The kettle on the range begins to over-boil, CHARACTER 1 is unobservant of this.

CHARACTER 1

(stuttering) I don't! Besides, I barely like him! I -

The kettle gushes water. CHARACTER 1 recoils, falling to the ground away from the kettle.
CHARACTER 1 is burnt on her index finger.

CHARACTER 1

Ahh! (gasping) Hot hot hot!

CHARACTER 2

(snickering) I'll say.

CHARACTER 3 has just entered the room, quietly without sound. He is currently in undergarments and an undershirt.

Somebody already monetized autism.

Someone already found a way to monetize autism. His name is Moot.

>>22517
>4chan
>profitable

>>22620
>still believing moot telling you that 4chan doesn't make any money
He's making fucktons of money. He just pretends he's not so you'll feel bad and donate even more.

Autism wrestling? Dressed up to look like the special olympics but like special olympics just an excuse to laugh at people?

>>22666
I mean like Professional Wrestling, the amount of spaghetti from the promos would be worth their weight in gold

>>22641
Moot was confirmed rich the moment he started using global announcements to recruit underage /soc/ sluts to go on yacht cruises to the bahamas with him.