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Just wanted to say g'bye to everyone. Dr says pancreatic, apparently the worst one. So maybe 4 weeks or so... Think I'm Just gonna tan, lol cause what am I gonna get skin cancer? ooohhh, scary. Fuck it. Keep strong hands anons.. Outie...

>> No.22296914

>>22296896
God speed frend

>> No.22296924

>>22296896
Goodbye anon, that's a bummer. Can I have your coins?

>> No.22296929

:( i'm sorry fren

>> No.22296940

Sad if true. Godspeed fren

>> No.22296945

>>22296896
Give me your crypto, dead faggot.

>> No.22296957

>>22296896
Goodbye friend. We'll see you in the next life.

>> No.22296961

>>22296924
He already gave them to his family you begger fuck!

>> No.22296974

>>22296896
I hope you make it friend stay strong and spend time with who you love

>> No.22296975

>>22296896
F. Sorry anon.
>>22296924
Don’t listen to this anon you know you must take your links out of circulation with you.

>> No.22296983

>>22296896
Fucking hell bud. Enjoy the ride out of here.

>> No.22296987

>>22296896
Go on keto with 0 carbs immediately. Don't use any jewish drugs or treatment. You'll be fine.

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22296992

>>22296896
in the timeless realm of death we are all already there waiting for you. godspeed anon.

>> No.22297005

bye anon

>> No.22297013

>>22296896
Goodbye and good luck anon, hope you enjoyed this gay clown world

>> No.22297016

>>22296992
v.eloquent

>> No.22297027

>>22296896
If this is true and I were you I would just spend all my money on prostitutes before I die.

>> No.22297034

wtf fren, wish you good luck in the next universe. you dont understand it, most likely, but the place you will enter is much better then this life.

you can be there whatever you want, trust me

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>>22296896
Bye anon, hope you enjoy your last few days.

>> No.22297061

>>22296896
best regards anon.

>> No.22297082

>>22296987
Get rid of polyunsaturated fatty acids like seed oils immediately as well

>> No.22297101

>>22296896
That fucking sucks man.. what are your plans now? Spend time with family or go on a drug and high class escort binge?

>> No.22297104

>>22297027
this
The absolute last thing I'd do is spend those weeks posting on this shitheap
what a shitty larp

>> No.22297107

>>22297082
Yeah, forgot that those are technically keto.
Basically a raw primal diet with tons of animal foods is what OP needs.

>> No.22297112
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22297112

Fuck off, this is /biz/, not r/ama. Stay on-topic else I'd have to invoke the janitors

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>>22296896
Lucky bastard.

>> No.22297134

i wish you a miracle

>> No.22297139

Bro that sucks but honestly there is a good chance that death isn’t even that bad. Maybe you will respawn as a comfy house cat

>> No.22297147

>>22297112

wow you're extremely edgy

>> No.22297151

>>22297107
no fucking diet is going to help him. He's too late for chemo or immunotherapy. Dumbasses learn that cancer uses glucose primarily and thinks it solves everything....

>> No.22297152

>>22296896
Farewell cancer anon but remember to not sell your link

>> No.22297153

>>22296896
If true, enjoy them by your family and friends. Fuck what degenerates here tell u to do.

>> No.22297155

>>22297112
Like pajeets shilling shit coins, right? Fuck you, say goodbye to anon you fucking nigger

>> No.22297167

>>22296896
Accept Christ and go in peace, fren. You still might see $2K XRP if the switch flips in the next few weeks.

>> No.22297174

>>22296896
Godspeed anon, tho I hope it's fucking larp

>> No.22297183

>>22296896
I hope your parents don't outlive you. See you on the other side.

>> No.22297191

Op how old are you? Less than 1% of pancreas cancers are from people under 40.

>> No.22297195
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22297195

sorry anon.
What did you eat your whole life?
Tell us, so we would be more careful

>> No.22297196

OP cut out all animal protein or try water fasting.

>> No.22297214

At least try the dog dewormer

>> No.22297216

>>22296896
If this is real I'm sorry fren. My mom had it, it was horrible, she lasted 2 years, was down to 80 lbs and she was in constant pain until the end.

>> No.22297219

>>22296896
Fuck dude. Sorry.

>> No.22297237

>>22297183
Ok, that's ambiguous. Don't kill your parents in case they're still alive.

>> No.22297244

>>22296896
Here you go anon. If true watch this video and get Saved and Breadpilled
https://youtu.be/w9KsiR3y430

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22297251

>>22296896
Godspeed anon.
In the valley of death, may you find peace with yourself.
And when you find peace with yourself, may you look into sameness, and find difference, of which is no different to sameness.
Godspeed anon.

>> No.22297253

>>22296987
>>22297082
>>22297107
Not trying to be mean, just realistic; don't give false hope, sometimes it's just good to let gooo. Let it be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc2s9skF_58

>> No.22297259

>>22296896
Bye anon, take your last moments to do something big and go out with a bang or something.
>>22296987
>>22297082
>>22297107
Pancreatic cancer kills really quickly and is detected late, no bro science diet is going to help. RIP

>> No.22297262

>>22297151
It might be too late, but diet would absolutely help. Chemo/radio literally kills your cells, good or bad, it's fucking terrible for you.

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>>22297147
I come here simply for uniswap gems yet have to deal with all these off-topic thread half of the time

>mousepepe
>telephone pepe
>stand up comedian pepe
>disgruntled pepe <- fucking this!!!!
>anons thinking posting the 10000th WTFWT somehow is remotely funny
>anons bitching about their lives, wholly unrelated to crypto

Every. Fucking. Day. Getting fucking sick of this shit. Jannies should seriously rule over /biz/ with an iron fist.

>> No.22297285

>>22297259
>bro science diet
Jesus fuck if people weren't this indoctrinated by retard doctors who literally can only get a doctorate by reciting wrong information we wouldn't have cancer in this piece of shit clown world to begin with.

>> No.22297295

>>22297279
Maybe you should just kill yourself, you sound like a seething tranny poster.

>> No.22297306

My friend broke up with his girlfriend of 3 years and got a 20% pay cut today, but you win OP

>> No.22297308

>>22297279
you deserve to be as unhappy as you are

>> No.22297325

>>22297279
Maybe in all actuality anon, you should fuck off for a while. We're about business and finance, and deaths are simply the last financial transaction betwixt heaven and earth.

>> No.22297345

>>22296896
Fuck, anon, we'll be with you soon enough
Fare well, fren

>> No.22297349

Try this: https://www.mycancerstory.rocks/single-post/2016/08/22/Shake-up-your-life-how-to-change-your-own-perspective

TLDR: dog dewormer as cured some cancers, maybe it works for you

Maybe also not, but I wish you the best of luck!

>> No.22297374

>>22297285
?fucking lmao. What cones are you "invested in"?

>> No.22297377

>>22297279
>I come here to get scammed by pajeets
>calling for stricter j*nnies
kys, I wish OP could transfer his cancer to you

>> No.22297383

Do you think there are shit coins in heaven?

>> No.22297409

>>22297279
Your time is coming too

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22297423

>>22296896
Get your ass to Alcor faggot

>> No.22297433

>>22296896
Lmao, put me in the will would you?

>> No.22297493

But...where is OP going? He make it to the moon?
Godspeed.

>> No.22297495

>>22296896
pancreatic cancer is pretty rare I hope you're not LARPing anon, if its true i wish you can find peace at last

>> No.22297543

>>22296896
bye fren
in a way, you have it better than us

>> No.22297569

>>22297285
people get cancer because of the rise of smoking mainly go back to your q forums

>> No.22297570

>>22297383
No, they have fallen out of heaven unto Earth.

>> No.22297593

>>22297285
Have you considered that you might be wrong?

>> No.22297637

>>22297195
Probably the typical american diet of onions laden chicken, everything else processed with sugar on top of sugar, but it's not even sugar it's high fructose corn syrup, which gives tumors and other various bad health alignments to rats.

>> No.22297764

>>22297128
>>22297295
>>22297637
Why are 3rd worlders so depressing

>> No.22297847

>1 post by this id
did OP already died? :(

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>>22296896
Goodbye anon. I hope you find peace.

>> No.22297958

>>22297569
wut? smoking is at an all-time low in the states
>https://www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2014/p1126-adult-smoking.html

>> No.22298019

>>22296896
sorry anon. sucks. Go for a walk today and enjoy the world while you can. I'll take a shot in your honor tonight. may your last days be peaceful and as pleasant as they can be.

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>>22296896
God speed anon.

We'll miss you, and try to keep things going in your absence. If you have a shitpost you want me to do or something just let me know.

>> No.22298056

>>22296896
Good bye fren, see you on the other side

>> No.22298070

>>22296896
Water fast

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>>22297112
Incel Have sex

>> No.22298131

Sorry about that op
>>22298040
Anime posters are cringey af

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>>22296896
F.

>> No.22298341

See you later, space cowboy.

>> No.22298371

Try Essiac tea, it did wonders on my dog.

>> No.22298409

I hope you the best anon, but if you can’t make it I’d suggest taking out some of those who have wronged society and humanity at large.

>> No.22298420

im sorry brother, hope for the best for you

>> No.22298528
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22298528

take the reincarnation pill
just make amends fast and feel it in your soul otherwise you might end up a jewish trans nigger or baka

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>>22296896
Wherever you are headed its better than here. Watch down on us and make sure we dont invest in any shitcoins.

>> No.22298632

>>22298070
If it oger, wont hurt to try shit like this op.
But don't get unrealistic hope, look at steve jobs.

>> No.22298720

Good luck Anon.
If it's any help, try researching LSD, DMT or psilocybin mushrooms. if you haven't tried it. It helps keep a peace of mind while in your last weeks/months. It also allows you to discored another reality I promise you that you don't want to die without experiencing those things.

>> No.22298779

Hope you're surrounded by your loved ones. Big hug.

>> No.22298991

>>22296896
Make sure your doctor is not a catholic and is not afraid to give you a shitload of morphine at the end. You want to be so high on morphine you don't feel a goddamned thing. Really good doctors will give you a fatal dose at the very end so you die of morphine intoxication, which is a euphoric way to die. This is really common but not talked about. Catholic and evangelical "Right to life" type doctors will let you suffer in agony until your dying breath.

Good luck anon. See you in the great beyond.

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>>22296896
Sorry anon, see you on the other side.

>> No.22299053

Cash out, do whatever you wanted to do in the next few weeks.

>> No.22299055

Don't worry anon, death doesn't actually exist.

Nothingness is the absence of anything and everything, including time.
Our consciousness comes from nothingness and reverts to nothingness when we die.
Since we know that consciousness can in fact come from nothingness - something can come from nothing - the odds of this happening are at least above 0.
Because consciousness can come from nothingness and time doesn't exist in nothingness, you'll simply just auto-respawn when you die. As it turns out the Buddhists and Hindus are likely correct about their idea of the cycle of rebirth and death.

Just pray you don't come back as a nigger in your next life anon. Godspeed.

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>>22296896
we'll meet again anon, at least you don't get to see the world burn, it's all going to shit anyways, cya on the other side

>> No.22299085

I just bought some vitamins yet I smoke a pack a day and eat fast food everyday of the week. Good decision right? Also I’m rooting for ya OP

>> No.22299097

>>22297764
I'm American.

>> No.22299106

>>22297593
Look mommy, the paper signed by the (((guy))) with Dr. in front of his name says to do X to prevent cancer. Meanwhile cancer rates ATH. Open your fucking eyes.

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>>22296896
Take care, anon.

>> No.22299174

>>22296896
Sorry to hear that anon, hope you enjoy your remaining time. And please give Jesus a chance, it's not just a meme. Godspeed

>> No.22299177

Good luck friend, thank you for being part of this community, hope you will have a great afterlife experience, whatever that means.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6fcK_fRYaI

maybe this is what will happen, and you will come back in a different time as a different person, and its just a phase till you (or we) become something greater.

Godspeed.

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>>22298131
fuck off newfag

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>>22298131
>Anime posters are cringey af
kys desu senpai

>> No.22299214

>>22296896
You're lucky. This world is a joke.

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>>22297279
*ahem*

Pee ...

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>>22296896
Good luck fren, don’t forget about us when you’re on the other side

>> No.22299248

>>22296896
see you space cowboy

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22299559

>>22296896
Love you buddy, Good luck

>> No.22299844

i want to eat your pancreas

>> No.22299866

>>22296896
Bye bye OP.

>> No.22300030

>>22296896
>1 post by this ID
OP already gone
RIP

>> No.22300036

Jannie banned me for responding to off topic already but I am really sad for you if it is true OP. my buddy's mom died like that, she found out and was dead like two weeks later. Sorry OP

>> No.22300086

>>22297279
Literally kill yourself frogposting scum

>> No.22300114

>>22296896
F

>> No.22300126

>>22296896

Check out Bill Hicks, he had pancreatic cancer for over a year before he passed.

>> No.22300129

>>22296896
see you on the othe side fren, it will be our turn one day too.
Rest at eace and go in peace

>> No.22300134

I don’t know for certain what happens when it’s over. But what is certain is that death comes for us all, including me and everyone else. It’s something we will all experience. I wish you the best and will pray for you.

>> No.22300136

>>22296896

At least wait until the RTX 3090 comes out bro

>> No.22300203

erm buy many capsules of CBD and take loads like 10x amount you are meant to everyday

>> No.22300229

>>22297112
JEWS NEED TO FUCK OFF! THIS BOARD IS FOR WHITE MEN ONLY!

>> No.22300284

>>22297383
No because they all moon

>> No.22300290

>>22296896
buy a couple of silver coins so you can pay caronte, thou

>> No.22300319

>>22296896
Nooo :( hope this isn’t true

>> No.22300479

>>22296896
God bless you Anon.
Don't worry. Remember, you're here forever.

>> No.22300501

>>22297112
biz is a community of assholes

>> No.22300524

>>22296896
The most comfy sleep ever. Peace to you anon.

>> No.22300531

>>22296896
This is such a larp and not one person questioned it.

>> No.22300539

>>22296896
>Going to the doctor.
Read the Bible fren.

James 5:15 - And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.

James 5:14-16 - Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:

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>>22296896
You still have time.

>> No.22300624

>>22300588
heil'd

>> No.22300670

Try some experimental therapy. Gerson Method or something.

>> No.22300762

>>22296896
Good bye anon.
Hope you spent good times browsing /biz/.

Best luck.

>> No.22300940

>>22296896
Good luck man. Was a pleasure having you with us fren.

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>>22296975
>take your links out of circulation with you
I love limited supply coins for this.

>> No.22301013

>>22296896
Bye anon. Not sure if I've ever shitposted with ye, but the board will not be the same after you've gone. See you on the other side fren

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>>22296896
Get on the habaneros asap

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>>22296896
Do meth, do weed, who the fuck cares, DO IT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13EsiCjsssY

>> No.22301084

>>22296896
Love you OP.

Glad you got to experience fun in obeying the laws of thermodynamics as far as finance.

You’re going to make it.

Sending my whole heart, LARP or not.

>> No.22301203

>>22296896
Ignore shitposters in this thread as you did probably all the time you spent here. I wish you farewell. Don't sell all your coins, you need one for passing river styx.

>> No.22301423

Goodbye anon
May you enjoy your comfy sleep
We will all join you one day

>> No.22301548

This thread makes me sad. Thinking about stuff like this lately has made me realize that even if you made it, it can't ultimately save you once it's time.

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>>22301548
Yep. We are all going to the same place in the end.

>> No.22301647

>>22296896
Good luck anon Jesus loves you.

>> No.22301670

>>22296987
This actually smart . Try keto before giving up.

>> No.22301671

>>22296896
bullish?

>> No.22301706

>>22299055
what if you come back as a slimy bug

>> No.22301739

>>22296987

yeah and try intermittent fasting where u eat for 4 hours a day and dont eat for 20 hours or do some research about it atleast please anon godspeed

>> No.22301823

>>22296896
godspeed anon, do all the drugs you can
if you're lucky and your hepatic portal vein isn't fucked maybe practise fasting and enquire about high dosage vitamin c therapy - or compassionate use of a novel pancreatic cancer treatment from Pf*zer/bioXcel

>> No.22301933

It won't be the end. So don't worry.

>> No.22302054

>>22297958
smoking has been huge thorughout the decades and it still is you zoomer fuck

>> No.22302407

holyfuk be strong!!!