/biz/ - Business & Finance

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Covered calls.

2nd for AEYE

5 MINUTES UNTIL FUTURES. I REPEAT: 5 MINUTES UNTIL FUTURES

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHABABBAHSBBHHHHHHHHHH

>4 minutes

FUCK JEWS

>>22279353
AHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH

me wantee crashee
me wantee crasheee

fucking boomer shit is going to crash my shot coins reeeee

>>22279344
>>22279353
I admit I'm retarded, but shouldn't there be no futures tonight since tomorrow markets are closed

>bought a house and renting out all six rooms for mortgage plus $5200 passive income per month

bros... i made it...

futures

don't

mean

anything

until

1h

before

open

god fucking dammit i just want the AAAAA OOOOO posters to fuck off and die already, stop ruining the comfy weekend threads.

Please megadump, I want some proper real cheapies and not a continuation of a bubble with massive downside risk.

Futures in 1 minute. Gird your loins

>>22279405
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHABBBAAAaAAAAAAAA

>>22279394
Good on you Anon. Boomers fucked up everything so that becoming a landjew parasite was literally one of the last ways to make it.

>>22279374
Stop laughing

>>22279383
That's not how it works, we want to make money overnight

>>22279383
no you dummy

>>22279399
t- cant trade futures

And we started off flat

futures dont mean anything, they're simply speculation on what the opening price of the next business day is

>>22279383
its open 6pm-1am then opens 24/7 monday at 6pm

HOLY H*CK LIMIT DOWN ALREADY

>>22279394
hey if you want passive income now's the time to get 10% dividend yields assuming your pick doesn't go bankrupt or cut divvy
or stuff like TSM which have 2% divvy but also act like a growth stock (grown similarly to MSFT the last couple years ever since GlobalFoundries dropped out the race)

>>22279438
It's open to 1pm tomorrow then closes again until 6

>>22279383
No futures will still trade until about 12 or 1 EDT tomorrow but volume will be minuscule so we shouldn't put too much emphasis on any direction the market may go. i just posted for the memes.

>>22279436
you so incredibly wrong kek
futures drive market

futures are realer than "market value" for billions of reasons. Biggest reason am a futures contract can be insured.

>long vix
>long uup
>short nasdaq
feeling like tuesday might be a good day for me desu

>>22279482
you're not funny

Get those kneepads ready boyos

>>22279394
That is one big ass house damm

>>22279270
Why does this negress always have rolled up sleeves? Also not watching this faggot fest.

fuck bros my QQQ

>Bounce
>No reason to sell
>Pow with printer
Why are we red?
I'd like a crab, not this bullshit.

>>22279648
Autist

I DONT HAVE ANYMORE MONEY TO BUY THE DIP

>>22279552
>_< not trying be funny
its HUGE noobie misconception that futures are some sort of market predictor. Futures ARE the market. Big corps dont buy SPX/USD, they dont buy QQQ. They buy ES_F and NQ_F

not to mention only way for buy 10 year realistically am in futures.

>>22279695
The bulls left early for a super long weekend. Only the bears are left to destroy the market.

>>22279695
Fri was down AH after futures closed

>>22279648

So are we still faithful in TQQQ? I bought like 3000 dollars of it on monday

>>22279718
Ok

>>22279753
Die nigger

>>22279754
You're genuinely fucked

>>22279754
You're fine. Just hold on

>>22279780

>futures

>>22279754
trust the plan

IM GOING TO HAVE TO DIP INTO MY SAVINGS TO BUY ANOTHER DIP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22279854

>>22279436
And daily prices are simply speculation on what the opening price will be the next day...

Of course prices can change before the open (the same way closing prices usually aren't the same as opening prices the next day), but future prices are the best indicators we have pre market open.

>futures

So market buy QQQ puts at open, right?

WHOAAA NELLY

IT'S NOT OVER

>>22279695
Your guess is as good mine their is no news for a sell off

>>22279733
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>>22279869
Based and dopamine addiction pilled

>>22279853

sup niggers i forgot to tell you all that we've started dumping our loads since thursday, you still have a few days to sell, tech stocks need a big correction so that we can get more gains, my condolences to the bagholders that thought the markets would go up forever

THREAD THEME :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eZaTksR6EU

I'll go ahead and guess that the NASDUMP in futures is because of TSLA.
I AM FREE
FREE FALLIN'

so is there any chance of another stimulus deal soon or is that pretty much done? and will the government funding deal this week have any effect on the markets?

Omfg those NASDAQ futures.. I might actually kill myself if we enter a bear market right now

>>22279930

>>22279394
do you rent out to 6 individuals or a family? thinking of doing this in the future

>smg posters think they understand markets on any level

NASDAQ Futures Down 1.5%
NASDAQ Futures Down 1.5%
NASDAQ Futures Down 1.5%
NASDAQ Futures Down 1.5%

>>22280043
I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.

Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking good luck kids.

>>22279963
VIX futures have had an expected VIX of 30 from september through end of october, it's been priced like that since January. I don't hold any strong political opinions, but it's obvious that Trump will do anything in his power to create chaos, because that is the environment he thrives in.

>>22279870
>12000 party over
>3400 party over

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22279754
ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

Crude is getting smacked again... Who else misses circuit breaker days? I think we may be in for one tuesday

>>22279754
Ooooooohhh man

I told you about those TQQQ calls bro
I TOLD you

I ROLLED FULLY INTO TECH ON FRIDAY THINGS WERE LOOKING GOOD
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

ITS UNIRONICALLY OVER. WHY DIDNT I SELL???? MY TQQQ IS GOING TO DRILL. AHHHHHHHHH.

>>22280129
>he fell for the one-hour bull trap

Oil/energy would unironically be a good play right now if OPEC hadn't absolutely gigafucked oil back in March. Does that mean that TLT and fucking banks are the only good plays?

Anyone has a nasdump futures ticker?
I have spxusd for s&p but dont find one for nasquack

Can we at least hold 11,400 til open.. fuck

>>22280091
did you just make that O_O

I PUSH MY FONGERS INTO MY EYES HHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHAHSHABAAB

>>22280063
Plus I mean... this General has been consistently wrong for like seven months straight.
Not sure why I'm posting either, sharpfren

So how does an inexperienced retard like me bet against this market that is certainly about to crash?

spending my divvie on this

that hammer looks bullish. reversal now

>>22280179
is that a man

>>22280173
>>22280043
>responding to a 3 year old pasta that's obviously ironic
just fuck off back to wallstreetbets holy fucking shit retard

>>22280063
WELL TO HECK WITH YOU TOO MR SMARTYPANTS

>>22280162
/NQ
NQ_F

Holy based, the 6 month hot air balloon mountain chart is getting popped.

>>22280165
ya
I did a fresh install on this computer yesterday so now I can use photoshop again for the first time in like 6 months

>>22280179
you're buying that dress?
post a pic of you wearing it when it arrives, it looks really good

I BOUGHT ABOUT FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS OF QQQ ON FRIDAY
FUCKKKKKKKK

I will soon be able to retire and get a wife

>>22280179
Quit buying underage Asian sex slaves anon

Does it really matter if it goes up or down as long as your position is delta hedged and you're just collecting gamma?

>>22280177
inverse or VIX ETFs
>SQQQ
>UVYX
>VXX
>SPSX

Tech is a scam
It's just lines on a computer lmao
Letters without any value

Now we pay the price. MSFT to its real value of 80, Amazon down to 500. This is the end.
Suffering.


No seriously, calm down. It's -1.2%. With many hours to go till open on Tuesday. No way they will let this crash.

>>22280177
buy UVXY
SPY/QQQ puts

>he sold QQQ at -2% futures
NGMI

I'll be honest my "gist" of even investing is I just want as many tech shares as possible. I'm not trying to rotate ever to boomer shit. Tech is the secular winner and I only trade to accumulate more shares in tech. The larger position in QQQ/SOXX I can get is all that matters.

It's like NYC land in old times. You don't really care about 10% differences when you buy it because you are holding forever. Tech is the future even if half of these companies are gone in 20 years the ones remaining will make up for it.

I want the equivalent of NYC land in tech stocks. I don't care about the rent over the next 10 years. Just trading to accumulate as much tech land as possible for 2050+

I'M ONLY 1000 DOLLARS DOWN ON TQQQ SHOULD I JUST SELL HARD?

>>22279394
Bruh are you renting out each room to some different tenant?
I hope they dont wreck your house...
I have a house being rented out and random shit "breaks" constantly, one month its the fucking dishwasher, the next month toilet is leaking. Fucking shitty ass tenants man.

>>22280214
hopefully you can find a wife who can properly do her eyebrows

GREEN CANDLES ON THE NASDAQ
JEROME GAVE PERMISSION TO BRRRR
GET READY FOR THE MOON BOIS

>>22280239
My QQQ calls expire in November, you fuck. If we enter a bear market now I will actually commit suicide.

I put 25k in QQQ on wednesday in the hopes of holding for several years

>>22280315
Then why do you care about a pullback?

>>22280315
You’re best off not looking at your folio for several years after this week coming up.

>>22280188
wow people must fucking hate you lmao. I won't embarrass you any further, sadfrend

>>22280344
because it hurts to see at this given moment.

>>22280349
I can't help it, I have nothing better to do with my time.

HOW ARE YOU PREPARING FOR THE DEPRESSION?

>smg not only gets everything wrong, I repeatedly humiliate you literally on command

>>22280186
no

>>22280387
Toilet paper futures

Guess I was right to sell my tqqq. My apple will probably take a hit but i'm still never selling it

>>22280269
(((Done))) eyebrows look shit anon
I like eyebrows that still have hair

>>22280295
assuming you're still in the green, you can sell a higher strike call to lock in the profit and then depending on how things go, sell the spread. What you should've is bought a put on the day it started crashing and scalped gamma but it's too late for that.

>tfw lost $3000 on QQQ puts because i bought a 9/4 expiration
if i had done one more week id be flush with cash. Im a dummy

>>22280285
this is mean. stop being mean to the newfrens.

>>22280445
I am deep in the red now. I went all in on the first day. I'm down fucking $40k. That's 35%.

They're all 11/20 $310c.

Now that I'm shorting the market I can post this little guy! Haha! Look at how silly he is!

Time to buy some short term sqqq calls I guess

>>22280475
I was serious. We just went from -2% or so to -1%
Green at open

I just realized I still have a short put for TSM at 60 expiring in october
wonder if I should close it now

>>22280387
I was prepared since 2018 tbqh

>>22280387
I pre-depressed myself for the last couple decades so I'm acclimated to it

>>22280486
Well the good thing is you put them so far out. Because it's QQQ and it has been acting autistic lately you might just make it all back and then some. But you can also sell near month calls (sept, oct weeklies) effectively turning your OTM calls into many credit positions. When QQQ goes above say 290-295, stop selling the calls.

>>22280459
That's what you get for being a cheapskate and buying close to expiry options

Buy monthlies and sell 2 weeks from expiry if the expected price movement doesn't happen

watching these futures seem as useful as watching birds outside for predicting tuesday's open

>why are things dropping?
>no reason :^)

i fucking hate overnight risk bros... guess i'll be holding this amd bags for awhile

>>22279856
This. Also check these dubs

Futures on their way back up

>>22280554
TSM still looks like its about to fall off a cliff. Was surprised it somewhat held up during the thursday and friday dump. I do have a long put position there so take that for what you will

>>22279394
tell me, great one, how can I get there too?

>>22279733
>only way for buy 10 year realistically am in futures.
why's that?
>>22279482
>futures are realer than "market value" for billions of reasons. Biggest reason am a futures contract can be insured.
????

>>22280204
>I did a fresh install on this computer yesterday so now I can use photoshop again for the first time in like 6 months
omjeez yay we need some new shit and I don't know how to do shit

>>22280681
>55
checked

Regarding GME, are people expecting Cohen to buy out Gamestop or maybe be a really big activist? Are these the only options?
He doesn't seem like the Shkreli-type either that would purposely manipulate the GME float and squeeze it for profit, I don't think he wants that reputation especially with how he built up Chewy.
but would he be OK with inadvertently triggering a squeeze if he offered to buyout the company? Never mind what will be offered per share, the shares being covered so people can vote might trigger a squeeze itself.

It’s all so tiresome anons.
I think I’ll just stick to DCA-ing Chainlink.

Thoughts?

>>22280433
imagine shaving off your eyebrows and then spending money/time drawing them back on

you guys just need to buy the dip, every single dip this year would have made you money if you bought it, do you think anything has changed?

>>22280803
lmao
I can't imagine that
imagine adults doing that and thinking it's normal

>>22280835
>you guys just need to buy the dip, every single dip this year
yes
>do you think anything has changed?
no but also yes

>>22280662
November is super far out? I bought them on the first day of the dip so my average cost is way higher than it is right now..

Basically I need QQQ to rise back to 300 by Sept 19 then rise 1% every week.. If we're entering a bear market I can't even sell weeklies against my position since it's so far OTM now.

Really bout to kill myself looking at NASDAQ futures holy fuck..

I am selling this position the moment I hit breakeven, or some shit

>>22280295

what is with all these virgins and their "boohoo Im actually going to kill myself" little bitch shit? grow some fucking balls and man up. men don't talk like that.

>>22280849
yeah there's really no way to fix this but next time don't get into a big position like this without putting on hedges. A big loss takes a while to recoup...

DOW Futures about to go Green!

>>22279941
n-no I have enough sadboy music...

I just hope heavy covered call strategy with some even ATM works out.

Rebought the ones that went up thursday along with bear call spreads. Now just in heavy CC strategy.

Hope we crab for two weeks.

>>22280387
SLV and gold miners

>Dump it at open so they think its over
>Pump it shortly after so they believe their tech calls are safe
>Inflict maximum pain on Tuesday premarket

>>22280781
Im really close to converting all my stonk money to crypto aswell bcs it makes much more sense even when it comes to risk

>>22280924
why would you ruin good pic with brapping

>>22281059
I didn't do it, I got it from here. I wish it didn't have that as well

>>22281059
Here, I found the version without it

>>22280849
twice bro? twice in one thread you whine like a little bitch "Im goin to kill myself boohooohoooo"

will someone show this little virgin some attention so he'll stop acting like this?

>>22281139
Most investors these days need a kick in the balls. Mathematically speaking if you're not trading with an edge, there is a near 100% chance you will get wiped out eventually.

>>22281132
ur amazing person, thank you very much

>>22280177
Depends on the level of faith you have in a crash. Buying low priced ETFs like SQQQ are low risk, while buying puts on TQQQ will have a higher risk/higher reward.
Friday open:
SQQQ 22.48
TQQQ 148.91
10:40 bottom:
SQQQ 26.29
TQQQ 124.18

If you bought at open with 1000 dollars:
SQQQ shares +$169 at peak
TQQQ 9/11 133p (buy 2 @ 4.38 each) +$2000 at its bottom

>>22280725
the squeeze could inadvertently help him by pushing up the stock price? good optics idk

>>22280063
What the fuck is a broker?

NASDAQ'S CLIMBING

>>22281252
markets aren't even open tomorrow...

>>22280725
maybe he's just gonna legit help the company become successful, thereby causing the company to earn more revenue and adapt to the new economy, thereby increasing the stock value, thereby causing shorts to cover at a loss, thereby causing a short squeeze? because he's just a good person?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

>>22281209
>buying puts on TQQQ will have a higher risk/higher reward.
technically buying calls on SQQQ are higher risk/higher reward than TQQQ puts because SQQQ can go up like 400% while TQQQ can only go down 100%.

DOW Futures are green, economy saved!

I'm looking at BA 170c Jun 21, IV's really low. Thoughts?

>>22281265
Don't ruin a boy's dream

>>22281284
fuck you

>>22281314
What's wrong?

if markets end green on Tuesday i am literally financially ruined

>>22281284
mean trick

>>22281321
bears getting mad that their mythical market crash isn't happening yet again, for the 7th month in a row

>>22281321
he's got puts on TQQQ

if my stocks are red tomorrow I'm going to kill myself

Thoughts on AAPL Puts 100 end September? There's a gap

>>22281292
This

>>22281341
https://www.wsj.com/news/markets

not tricking friend, it is up right now, click the futures button on the right

>>22281371
I'll do it if you will

>>22281340
this is why i like buying dips of FAGMAANN stocks. worst case scenario i literally just fucking wait for them to go up. i can buy up to a 30% dip total, a retracement of which earns me 15%, and it probably won't even take a whole year to do that.

>>22281343
I expect my correction come later, for now I hold these

>>22281281
the craziest shit would be offering to buy out the company -> stock prices goes up beyond buyout price because shorters don't have a choice -> he sells his own shares to fund buying the company at $20 per share or something while the stock price is at a whopping $50+ -> non-retard retail won't buy GME because it's already over buyout price, but they keep staring at GME thinking why someone would buy GME at $50+ -> therefore Cohen doesn't get mad bagholders hating him forever for "manipulating" the stock
if he wants to keep his trustworthy rep he built up from Chewy, he can't just be an activist because that will bait FOMO retards to buy into the stock when the squeeze will happen. And all these idiot bagholders will be toxic and hate Chewy forever.
hmm or we really get a slow stream of shorts covering over time and Gamestop skyrockets in price like the next Tesla?

it can't be this fucking easy. aaaa what the fuck is Cohen planning to do

>>22281382
>using a ticker that's over 15 minutes behind
>wsj
lol i guess you got me. good bait

>>22281454
Which ticker do you use?

>>22281396
stocks don't always go up

>>22281466
>>22281454
Also, it has currently been green for over 15 minutes, so even if it was behind, when I posted that earlier, it was still correct

>>22281485
*except tech.

>>22281373
this might be too much bet on Trumpy boi abilities to do anything but I believe hes sane enough to hold markets up till election. Therefore youre putting yourself in quite a pickle betting so close to it iuam. now 2-4 weeks after election... now that is def interesting

>>22281485
i'd be happy with crabbing. It was nervewracking just watching TQQQ keep going up, im a retard and bought in sold then bough in like 3 times over the course of a couple months just because I keep expecting a massive -15% correction that I wouldn't be able to avoid.

I mean I did avoid the correction in the end, but it wouldn't have made up for the gains I missed out for not just staying in TQQQ...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22281371
What're your positions

>>22281567
did you buy puts on Friday lol

I'm glad tech's getting fucked in the ass, as of recently they've been completely sucking all of the oxygen out of the room. Everything seems to move cyclically, I really think hospitality and airlines are up next.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-usa-airlines/kudlow-expects-trump-administration-to-unveil-aid-for-airlines-in-weeks-idUSKBN25V29E

Daily reminder that you’re all falling for the biggest Ponzi scheme of all time. It happened in 1929 and it happened in 2000, idiots get into stocks because stocks only go up, and then the jews pull the rug and take everyone’s money. How are you guys so blind to this?

>>22281634
Those are severely damaged industries and every single other trader and investor has the exact same rotation idea.

If you do it get ready to sell at peaks.

Tech wins in the end.

>>22281646
Daily reminder that small dips happen sometimes and it isn't the end of the world

>>22281634
>it's the travel anon again
>even while covid still exists and has no vaccine or treatment

...

>>22281059
>ruin
Filthy pleb

>>22281527
Well but if Trump's win the markets will rally

>>22281646
I wish a crash like that would happen again because Put options are a thing now.

>>22281709
It's a legit trade but only to sell the vaccine/cure pump

It's happened in June already.

>>22281646
even if you literally just did nothing during the covid crash, one of only two financial crises in the past 2 decades, you would have been absolutely fine and actually made a bunch of money by this point in time.

>>22281646
oh fuck off. I'm a bear-fag but if you were trying to make money during the easiest pump in the history of the market you're a fucking chump. I'm going to keep running up and buying OTM weeklies because in the end, if I call one week wrong, I'm not going to lose all my money. In fact it would just be the tiniest fraction of the money I started with back in March because unlike you alarmist faggots we've all been making cash hand over fist while you sit in the corner crying fire until your broken clock finally coincidentally hits the right minute and hour. And when that happens you'll call yourself a genius but no one will care and you will still be poorer than us.
TL;DR lick my butthole gaywad

>>22281724
nah lol

I think for those under 35

The way to look at tech is like being an early american landowner

Do you want to pay the premium to buy some piece of New York City land or get a "deal" in Maine.

Tech will have the crazy secular growth of NYC land. You aren't late to the party on tech. It's not like oil or something.

>>22281018
>Im really close to converting all my stonk money to crypto aswell bcs it makes much more sense even when it comes to risk

Are you serious? How can you sleep at night owning crypto when some whale can decide to cash out and tank the price 30% in seconds?

>>22281715
better be pleb than brapper
>>22281812
hahahahah

What's gonna happen to holdies this week lol. Position trading Master race.

>>22281724
For a few days, but I think the plan is to have the market cool down for a few months if he's re-elected and in the mean time trash China in hope of passing new bills, etc etc.

>>22281396
>worst case scenario i literally just fucking wait for them to go up
Oh boy, dumb money is here

>>22281812
literally telling you reorientate your tech plays as if it will follow a NYC land pattern.

You are trying to buy long-term essential piece of technology "land". From chips to cloud. You aren't trying to sell it off and go into starbucks coffee.

You want as many shares as possible and the trading and playing the game is to increase the share #. If you want simple returns just buy an index and walk away.

The idea of tech being overvalued shouldn't enter your mind. It has the secular growth future that you can just accumulate and accumulate. Of course you diversify and try to pick the best future ones most like "land".

You are getting a piece of the future infrastructure of everything. Starbucks coffee isn't land or infrastructure. Disney isn't land or infrastructure.

How long will it take for me to claw my gains back from the samurai? Down 13% here.

>>22281831
It sounds sketch as fuck but I've put an exploratory amount into crypto now that there are "stablecoins" that earn interest.

>>22281909
all those words to basically say this time it's different, they said the same thing about tech 20 years ago too

>>22281833
It's true though. Technology and semis will only grow as a % of economy.

>>22281940
The secular end of boomers is going to introduce a much more tech focused and tech utilizing society.

We have political leaders who can't manage to use email right now. As we transition, tech utilization will only increase.

>>22281959
it's funny watching the politicians try to grill people like musk and zuck when it's patently clear they have zero idea what they're even asking about.

>>22280344
He might have hoped not to be holding red bags for those years.

Do anons pretend futures actually represent anything because they have nothing better to do

>>22281724
Yup, yup, if joe wins our stocks are fucked.

>>22280387
6 months of food, cash and crypto.

>>22282013
They're very impactful you moron

>>22280101
Jesus, I hope so

>>22282040
Man I wish I could get a job as a sanitation worker. I live in a liberal hellhole and they have pretty much the strongest of unions.

>>22282013
Depends. Futures can give a hint about market sentiment. If they're moving real hard in one direction on high volume, that's a fair indicator of what to expect for premarket and opening bell. This evening futures are doing something curious. It was a tendency already in play last Thursday/Friday; dow strong, S&P muted bearish, Nasdaq aggressive sell off. Futures seem to be thinking sector rotation here and are betting along those lines.

>>22280295
Lol

>>22282013
Evidently.

>>22282065
Could you clean my house?

>>22282065
Garbage man has always secretly been a pretty decent job.

>>22281831
>Are you serious?
absolutely, just not decided yet due to current price.
>How can you sleep at night owning crypto when some whale can decide to cash out and tank the price 30% in seconds?
Easily despite crypto having no trading hours. The only downside of volatility is illiquidity in down times. But if I own an asset I dont own it because it doesnt go down in price, I own it based on its value vs price. And I think BTC under 10k is hella cheap offer. If crypto goes down 30% I buy it depending on where we are price to cycle. The question is why do you own BTC at 10k if you are scared of owning BTC at 7K. This doesnt seem rational to me. The way I see BTC is a standard outside of CB system. While gold is very system friendly hedge BTC is opposite. Turkey, Venezuela, Russia has been anecdotal evidence of it. CB does monetary policy you dont like. In case of Turkey access to Gold is limited/restricted (cuz its part of system) so you can decide to be outside of it and people do, BTC was reselling locally at 14-16k in 2019 in Venezuela bcs it posesses values of limited supply standard and is volatile only due to its size. Since Ive been thinking since 2018 that economy is in shits, expansion is over and stonk market will underperform stability - Gold, BTC starts to fall into same category with waaaaaaayy different return to risk ratio. Im waiting for 30-50% move to dump stonk to crypto bcs when stocks recover to new highs BTC made me 140-190% (didnt make it to +200% thisa year yet). BTC drops are correlated to rest of assets due to liquidity kick in hedgeballs and VAR adjustment. BTC rises are correlated aswell except magnitude is much bigger. This tells you its not random 19yo whales its same financial machine whos now in charge. Im not afraid of that :) I just think Gold and BTC will detach from stock market some time, 6, 18, 24 months from now, idk

>>22281923
I like few of those ponzies BUT! its nothing but P&D to me. BTC is everyting

>DXY creeping up
it's going down, im yellin timber

>>22282090
No, that's all "Polish" maids around here. I'll pick trash up from the end of your driveway (only) for 20/hr plus tip though.

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>>22282102
This is my only indicator rn

I realized today that I will never be happy. That I will never have a loving wife or children. I will die and be forgotten.

>>22279754
I wish I bought TQQQ puts instead of XOM calls expiring in October. Oh well.

>>22282173
Based stoic.

>>22282118
They're not, though. DOW is current;y up .08%, SP500 is currently down .2$. Pretty flat.

>>22282118
Please no. I can't do another day like Thursday Friday. You've had your fun let me go bobo

>>22282173
I realized that a long time ago friend. It doesn't get any easier.

>>22279394
>Renting

Oof. I want to buy real estate to *lease* out. That way, when shit breaks, it's their problem.

>>22281768
Damn, are you me?

Where are people checking the futures at? I normally use CNN for futures, but it shows nothing.

>>22282226
>If my stuff breaks it's the leasee's problem
Oh, you sweet summer child

>>22279226
JEROME! JPOW! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! WHERE'S THE FUCKING BRRRR?

Reminder. Stop buying into an oppressive system.

What is futures anyways? Where do these numbers come from? Are people making money right now trading?

Accumulating PLUG, AAPL, V, and PSEC. Looking to add something in the entertainment sector or infrastructure sector. What’s good?

I BOUGHT THE DIP ON FRIDAY AM I GOING TO BE OK

>>22282265
Game of Thrones sucks. Speak English.

>>22282270
WHERE'S THE MONEY JEROME?

>>22282284
why are you on smg then?

>>22282309
There's always another dip when markets open at the beginning of the week.

>>22282284
Reminder. If you don't buy into the oppressive system, you will be the one oppressed.

>>22282284
Those are the exact reasons why I'm on the stock market. Basedbois gotta learn to adapt

>>22282257
finviz

>>22282284
ive never even had a job

So uh is Apple and Tesla gonna dump TQQQ and FNGU? They're significant holdings and both got pumped simply from split news. Now with Tesla creating more shares (looks like a clever plan by Musk to prevent it from dymping below 1,000 pre split as now it makes a pyschological barrier for it to be difficult to dump below $250.

If digits, bobo will rape your account.

>>22282403
My question, should i touch tqqq/fngu or hold off for now?

>>22279753
>>22279853
>>22279270
I don't know a single black chick who acts like this in real life. This shit is cringe.

>these nasdaq futures

AHHHHHH WERE DUMPING AGAIN

>>22282284
>private companies making money doesn't benefit the economy at all and only comes from exploiting their labor
Thanks communist.

>>22282429
i've got 35K dry powder and sold most of my leveraged instruments i'm not worried

>>22282406
What if I'm one with bobo

A

>>bought FNGU last Monday so I wouldnt have to fuck around picking different tech stocks
>>check stonks on friday

lol

when are the riots going to really pop off?
they're just at a boring low simmer still

>>22282284
Take the doombull pill.

>>22279226
I am meeting Rajneet and Rajesh for curry and tea after the great bull run coming this week.

>>22281646
>buy at the absolute top in 1929
>be stupid rich by 1950

>buy at the absolute top in 2000
>be stupid rich by 2020

This is assuming you bought the absolute top and didn't dca back in for 20 years either.

>>22282501
After election day.

>>22282501
once trump gets re-elected it'll escalate extremely quickly

>>22282501
The democrats are going to flip their shit if Trump gets re-elected

*puffs vape*
20% Nintendo, 80% cash
*boots up CK3*

>>22282501
After election is my bet

>>22282510
This also assumes you are fine sitting in shit up to 20 years , it took almost whole time between 2000 and 08 for Nasdaq to recover then it went down again and only rose on qe. You have to be more flexible and insure your net worth chart doesn't dip as this shit does. Jiggle those asset classes bby

>>22279459
How is buying the top going to guarantee 10% yields? Literally the worst time to look for fixed income investments.

>>22282510
this is only true for index funds because they rotate out dead companies for new ones, if you bagheld whatever stocks were popular in 2000 or 1929 you would have lost most of your money and never fully recovered

Ooof. Dare I try to repeat this magic? I think god would punish my arrogance if I tried it again

This is all going to blow over come Tuesday. Stimulus and shit. Not worried at all. TQQQ looking good to add. Shits about to pop off. Golden bull! If you sell, YOU'RE GAY.

Actually, I zoomed out on QQQ and I don't give a fuck anymore. See you guys in November when QQQ is at 315.

>>22282501
Like everyone else said if Trump wins cities will burn. This’ll be much bigger than anything we’ve seen this year and will effect commerce. I can easily see freeways taken over and a mass halt to trucking. Shits gonna be bad.

>>22282420
Bump. Also interested in this. Sketched out by recent movements especially with those two having splits and being major holdings

>>22279648
what the fuck is this show?

>>22282570
>it took almost whole time between 2000 and 08 for Nasdaq to recover then it went down again

Great time dca into great companies like Apple, Google, and Microsoft for cheap.

>>22282621
Believe it or not, SPY and QQQ etfs existed by 2000. Your argument for 1929 is valid.

>>22282284
He's not wrong.
He's just to self absorbed in his philosophy to realize the workers can and should buy stock.

The closest thing to a functional enactment of Marxist philosophy are the companies with high employee stake holdings.

The "labor" is sort of unionized by owning a large enough share of the company collectively wherein they're represented in the leadership, thus able to influence their working conditions and benefit proportionally from company profits. Leading to them balancing their own working conditions vs company profits as their income becomes intrinsically tied to company success.

I don't think any exist in the US, even, not for blue collar jobs, such as a Marxist would care about.

There's some manufacturing companies in europe, and it's gaining traction in 3rd world countries, where "good working conditions" is a much lower bar to reach and they think working 6 12-hour days is normal, they just want $2 a day and a bag of rice, instead of $1.

>>22282626

what am i looking at here? noob here

>>22282690
Wow you responded to my post and completely misunderstood everything about what I typed! Good job retard

>>22282679
The rick and morty style star trek cartoon.

>>22282690
Ah yes, good old retrospective stock pick

>>22282545
>if
They're going to continue to chimp out like they have been. Maybe Trump will actually put the screws to them but I'm not holding my breath.

>>22282444
trips of truth.

Commies get the rope

>>22282679

>>22282673

Another good argument to vote for Trump.

>>22281646
post all your /pol/ links and I will trust you

>>22282585
i was talking about shitty dividend stocks that can't dip any lower unless they go bankrupt
i wouldn't touch them but I like to LARP in head that if I had 10 million then I'd probably put like 1 million into REITs so I get 100K a year from dividends without working. There are still some REITs that didn't cut dividends and have reasonable payout ratios

wouldn't actually touch dividend stocks with my tiny capital though. They just crab forever.

>>22282654
I smoked w33d and slid through the entire SPY and QQQ since inception for like 2 hours last week and it felt like I read the elder scroll.

Literally had an epiphany that night. See you in November 2030 when qqq is 3150.

>>22282654
Based weekly candles

Man am i glad i got out of tech and into small caps

>>22282780
ARR, HIX, and PSEC are safe 15+ year BCDs and REITs. They’re all monthly dividend stocks. Putting 5% of your contributions towards them with DRIP enabled will build a decent passive income over the years.

>>22282803
Moores law is on track at tsmc too

>>22282777
Checked

>>22282803
Unfortunately the dollar will be worth $.00001

>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-09-06/softbank-s-4-billion-trading-gains-on-u-s-stock-option-bet-ft
Even Jesus did it, why can't you?

>>22282713
If I bought SPY or QQQ which were popular in 2000 I would be net positive.

>>22282745
Hindsight bias is real I won't argue that.

>>22282843
what smallcaps? I regret getting out of this at 60 cents. +60% if i had just stayed in, but eh whatever I only had 500 maple dollars in it in the first place.
Actual profits and growth

>broker invested $10,000 for me into PYSAX years ago when I was young and had no idea what I was doing
>thinking about moving it now I am getting serious about investing
>find out PYSAX was liquidated and merged into PGIAX
>instead of Dish Network and a bunch of literally who holdings I now have a fund with MSFT, APPL, WMT, DG
This is too easy I don't know why you all have trouble with this?

fagman (nvidia) will be worth more in 10 years than they are today. that's all you fucking need to know. buy TQQQ and SOXL you fucking pussies

happening canceled, futures zooming back up

>>22282690
None of those companies were worth a shit in the early 2000s. Based boomer 2000s investors would be buying XOM and BA

>>22282558
based

>>22282966
>PGIAX
>net expense ratios ranging from 0.95% - 2.12%
sell that shit immediately and get into an unmanaged index fund you massive retard. their holdings are worse weighted towards those couple stocks than QQQ + WMT/DG

I just saw a black mom using EBT to pay for her food while toting a brand new looking iPhone.

I think my Apple and QQQ calls are going to do just fine. When's the next Apple keynote event? I heard it's probably delayed a bit due to COVID?

where would a beginner go to start trading stocks like you guys do? all I have is a Vanguard account. know nothing about stocks but want to learn and play around doing some small trades and investments

>>22283028
it's really funny when you see them use EBT to buy bread and milk, then they pull out cash to pay for their smokes and alcohol

>>22282983
DONT BELEEVE THEIR LIES

>>22283005
Apple and especially Microsoft were being shilled pretty hard by 95'.

>>22283044
33/33/33 TQQQ/FNGU/TSLA

>>22282976
Preach brother

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>>22283018
That or I just do nothing with it like I was for the last 4 years and see what happens.

>DOW/SPX futes positive right now
Maybe 2 more days of red NQ and then back to the green?

>>22283005
I am pretty sure if you were to tell those boomers that Apple will be a 2 trillion dollar company they would laughed in your face

>>22280846
As dumb as it is I would think it would be popular here as it is basically 3dpd's becoming more 2d like

>>22283044
just buy something and lurk and learn from experience
don't risk too much money until you know what the fuck you're doing. Remember if you don't know what your're doing then you're just gambling.

but honestly you do learn a lot from just lurking and watching the market daily. You can buy an ETF for now if you dont know how to do DD (due diligence) on individual companies.
Just google terms you dont understand as you go.

ETF = basically a mutual fund that you can buy/sell on the stock market like SOXX or QQQ. Except the expense ratio is much lower so you keep more of the gains for yourself. Don't get scammed by your bank's advisor ever again.

NVDA gonna outperform for 3 quarters on 30xx sales and hype

>>22283044
lose 200 dollars like me, anyways did you buy the dip? that was your entry point

>>22281937
what does that mean? have you looked at the value of the nasdaq compared to 20 years ago?

>>22283126
you clearly dont understand what compounding fees do. ill explain it to you. managed funds like that underperform index funds in 90+% of cases, and make their money charging suckers like you "small" fees of "only" 1-2%. however, just like your money compounds its growth every year (7% one year, then 7% of the new total worth the next year, on and on), those fees grow with it. so 2% of your total account over 1 year is small. over 2 years its small. over 4 years its pretty small. however, if you held your money in a 2% expense ratio fee account for 30 years, you would have lost out on 25+% of possible gains only to underperform the market.
you are willingly being jewed. look it up if you dont believe me. if you truly plan to set it and forget it like you say, making this switch right now is absolutely crucial

>>22283044
the unfortunate thing is that you're going to go through a year or two of learning every indicator and strategy out there only to realize that nothing beats buying and holding good (tech) companies over the long term and just fucking waiting a long time. everything else is gambling and will probably underperform in the longrun (big returns will often lead to big losses at times which cancel them out)

>>22283044
Buy something super safe that way you can get used to up and down days without worrying about losing your ass.

>>22282173
If it happens it happens, but you're right that there's no point stressing about it

>>22283231
It's my money and I will get out of it the way I see fit. Thank you very much.

Shitposting aside thank you for the info I do genuinely appreciate it and will keep it in mind.

>>22279226
Where can I get historical data for equity or Enterprise value?

>>22279394
>renting out all six rooms
Nothing like having to wait in a line to use your own fucking bathroom amirite?

>>22282751
but why you guys so against communism while literally living in socialist society? plunge protection team own everything

>>22283314
*get Jewed out of it

>>22282173
that sucks. im happy though. sucks to be you i guess.

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>>22282173
Realized it too
Now all I want is money to piss off and retire in Central America
In Guatemala

>>22282777
Dont care, still voting trump

>>22280217
Why won't you let me be happy anon ):

>>22282542
It's going to escalate no matter what. These retards literally want to throw a revolution.

>>22283183
>>22283192
>>22283116

what sites do you guys use to buy stocks though?

>>22283028
live in a high black area. fucking kills me when i see a black chick buy gormet almonds with her ebt while yelling on speaker with her new shiny iphone and drives away in her 3 year old BMW.