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>>22271088
checked
sieg heil in front of her and say she's not welcome in your studio any longer

>>22271088
fuck her in the shower, spread some lotion for nice smell and close your eyes

>>22271088

You are supposed to have sex before you make her your gf idiot

>>22271088
only invest in cunny

>>22271088
If you want non bullshit advice you should actually just man up and tell her

Don't be an asshole (pun intended) about it and just tell her from a place of kindness

It will probably be awkward and you'll make her feel bad but at least she will take care with herself next time and you build a relationship around truth and open communication

And your sex life will be improved over the long run

>>22271172
Haha this never works.
>hey baby can we talk
>you know I care a lot about you
>it’s just that
>well it’s just that there might be a small problem... that I think we can fix!
>your asshole stinks, I don’t think you wipe good enough
>literally kills my boners
>also your pussy is gross

hit that shit with baby wipes

>>22271591
>>22271142
I know what you're up to

>>22271088
You should post a different pasta cause this one wasn't funny before.

I was banging this girl and she had a wart on her finger, I told her it's highly contagious and she needs to get it frozen off. She did not come back after that comment lmao

>>22271114
t. actual non virgin.

this guy knows.

>>22271088
She's a nigger? Gross

>>22271638
im tired of seeing this post

>>22271088
I've been there anon, I fell for the BRAP memes and sniffed a girls butthole about a month ago and it smelled so terrible I think I'm gay now.
Help.
I guess I didn't expect it to be so soul-crushingly abhorrent. In the days afterwards it was all I could think about when talking to her, and I ended up distancing myself as fast as possible and I'm pretty sure she knows why. I honestly haven't had any interest in her or any other women since it happened.
I feel like a meme killed my sex drive and I don't know what to do.

You just got a bad one
There are some assholes and pussies so delicious, you could kill for them. Dump this one and move on
The porn pussies definitely exist

She probably doesn't realize how bad ass smells from behind, which means shes likely not experienced.

Its no different from a guys asshole, all depends on how clean it is. Ideally she'd take a shower before sex or be clean already/have wiped good enough.

We all have those days where we didnt wipe good enough, probably what it was.

>>22271697
Based

>he fell for the 3d meme

>>22271697
>sniffed a girls butthole about a month ago

For the love of God, why????

You dont eat/smell ass unless shes cleaned and had an enema to prepare for it.

Like I said, its not different from a guys asshole, unless its been thoroughly cleaned in the shower and had an enema, its going to smell like...... ASS.

This is one thing that gays have over women, they are all aware of this and being "prepared/cleaned" is paramount. Otherwise its disgusting and turns people off.

how did she end up being your gf before seeing her roastie flaps? you didn't finger her, or do anything prior? just straight to gf status?

anyway, you just need to end it. brown assholes are a really bad sign. worse than the roastie flaps imo. it means she doesn't take care of herself, and that could be disastrous down the line.

>>22271697
what do you expect retard? it just smells like regular SHIT
but how can you be so disgusted by shit? yeah it smells bad and tastes bad but like verybody needs to shit, are you underage?
but maybe its for the better... now you can devote all your time and energy in the pursuit of knowledge instead of chasing literally ass

>>22271561

kek yeah this

It’s very shocking to know people don’t shower before they fuck

>>22271088
man up and fuck it, this is your only chance for sex anon, get out there and fuck that arbys mess until it bleeds.

>>22271088
Make her join you in the shower, drop a casual comment how you love good smelling coochy, do her right there .

Invest in a bidet. Fucking stupid burgers.

>>22271866
How did people even have sex before showers

>>22271916
they just fucked and ignored the piss and shit smell

>>22271916
when everything stinks nothing stinks

Viagra

>>22271088
Invest some of that crypto in Sildenafil.

>>22271172

Literally the most alpha answer in this thread

>>22271561

Literally the most beta interpretation and execution

>>22271088
Have her suck your dick then dump her. There is nothing worse than a girl with an ugly pussy. NOTHING.

>>22271916
Libido actually disables the part of your brain that finds stuff disgusting. Thats way porn addicts get into more and more degenerate shit.

>>22271088
you have porno brain rot, try cuddling with her as the big spoon and just make out/dry hump until youre both crazy horny.

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>>22272984

it took no more than 5 days of nofap to unrot my brain. listen to this anon

>>22271088
tell her!
Man you have money, al you need to do is tell her that she needs to take a bath and be more careful with her hygene.
Don't settle for a careless neet, that shit WILL hurt you

>>22273040
This. It can take as few as just 2 or 3 days to stop feeling the need to fap to degenerate shit

>>22271088
>another one fell for the gf meme

>>22271088
roastflaps are based tho. feels so good sucking on them

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>>22273449
thanks, i just threw up in my mouth and then my vomit threw up in its mouth

>>22271088
Bro flip her over to her back it'll be fine. Next time do like a sexy shower prior or something

Say you're not feeling it today and spoon her then get it naturally hard

This is why I married an Asian girl

>perfect inny vagina
>absolutely zero smell
>cute pubic hair that only grows in a small patch

>living in a no-bidet country
Ngmi

Lmao, you think that's bad? Next time smell a pussy in the middle of a period. *hurls*

>>22271088
>falling for the vaginal jew
ngmi

Buy her anus bleach.

>>22271172
If you think you can just calmly tell a woman, "oh hey, yeah I don't want to have sex because frankly your disgusting asshole and meatflaps are a huge turn-off" without her completely flipping her shit, you know nothing about women

>>22273679
Lol enjoy your 5'6 slant-eyed soulless sons and boy-bodied, flat-faced, dime-a-dozen human approximation of a wife you absolute mong.

>>22273978
>Lol enjoy your 5'6 slant-eyed soulless sons
No chance of that. My Asian gf is 5'7"

>>22273978
Everyone knows Chinese are the worst looking Asians

>>22274052
Oh, forgive me. I'm sure your 5'9 gook goblinos will be supreme gentlemen and not seethe with self-hatred at their failure of a father for robbing them of any sense of belonging.

>>22273679
Lmao what Asian are you dating? Every Asian I've been with grows the most insane pubes
You would not believe the Korean girl I fucked, I had to like part her hair to find her vagina

>>22271561
>>22273940
You're implying that OP should care if she gets offended

>>22274093
Literally built, manufactured, curated, and designed specifically for little yellow penis. Imagine that tiny, 3 inch hard dick going straight into her pussy. Imagine how much work he has to do just to get her to even realize she's been penetrated. Imagine her disappointment when she says he finishes and she didn't even realize he'd started

>>22274093
You couldn't have chosen a faker person.

>>22271561
maybe he could send her an anonymous text message?

>>22271088
nice repost retard

>>22271916
They probably just did it for procreation

>>22274704
>>22271561
Kek