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>>22251255
jesus that is a terrifying chart

>>22251255
TESLA will crash to 20-50$.

>>22251255
>tfw you realize Tesla is just one big Sushi

>>22251255
How the fuck can I sell calls/buy puts when the market is closed?

Fuck the boomer market...

hope Trump safe us or I don't vote for him

>>22251255
no shit? it even got REJECTED from the S&P500

also note that it's "profits" were literally selling climate friendly bullshit credits to other auto manufacturers. they have literally fuck all.

>>22251368
so shorting tesla is the next 1000x?

>>22251389
nigguh. If you're feeling extremely extremely nutty, go fucking nuts. this shit could easily dead cat bounce and rekt you too. Options are never surefire and are always gamble. no one would take you up on an obvious play without huge ass premium otherwise. TL;DR. I just wouldn't touch this toxic wasteheap with a 20 foot pole.

>>22251368
>Muh Tesla will overtake the entire auto- and battery market.
>Bro, there's no competition. Elon musk lmao. Just buy up to 20k with no stop loss, stocks only go up

>>22251368
to be fair, S&P will never admit shooting stars, TSLA has to maintain it's ranks to be considered.

>>22251473
into the S&P500*

AAPL and TSLA actually look a lot more like BTC in August/September 2017 than they do like BTC in January 2018

Not that it necessarily means anything, it's just interesting. As much as they seem to be in a speculative bubble, they don't seem to be in as much of a bubble as BTC was in

>>22251523
AAPL

>>22251551
TSLA

>>22251523
Sorry, December 2017 (it was ETH that peaked in Jan 2018)

Here's that chart for reference

>>22251580
>>22251551
>>22251523
all 3 look like the meme bubble chart

>>22251368
I thought it was pretty funny that Tesla was rejected, but they accepted the addition of fucking Etsy. Lmao.

>>22251627
Could be. I'm not that familiar with stock charts. They might not go as parabolic as crypto charts do, so maybe that's just what a proper speculative bubble looks like for them

>>22251255
>everything
Just tech stocks. Every /smg/tard doing TQQQ is going to an hero by the end of the month.

>>22251580
looks like it could get cut in half in a flash. september will be a bloodbath

>>22251255
It was written...

>>22251353
Queue up an order and hope it gets filled at open or just wait until market open. Wait to 1-2 hours after the initial pump/dump for the day to get a better picture of where the market will be for the day. This way you can get a good a fairer price.

>>22253083
*good and much fairer price

>>22251523
>>22251551
>>22251580
>AAPL and TSLA
It's because both went through a stock split, nimrod.

>>22253472
the stock splits which happened one week ago are what caused their 1W charts to look like that? Wow, tell me more

>>22251255
>5:1 split.
>Immediately goes up 25%
>This is normal.
Anyone who buys this meme stock at this point is a complete retard.

normies are going to lose all their money hahahahahaha

>>22251523
>>22251551
>>22251580
THE CHARTS NEVER LIE