/biz/ - Business & Finance

Lads, thoughts on plus500 for options in the UK?

>>22214978
>>22214978
>>22214978
Use this one up first boys

>>22215137
Sure thing

If I run a space heater on the same circuit as a fridge, will the fridge be affected? I ran my space heater for a bit and the stuff in the my fridge seemed less cold than usual. Idk if I imagined it.
Idk if the fridge is on a dedicated circuit, the instructions on the breaker box are written in chicken scratch and vague.

Is it safe now?

Horsies, we're ganna make it. My dad works for USPS.

Where's that rat

So how long should i wait for buying dont want to buy a false run up and get btfod

What do I buy today

>>22215067
>i do my charting on Yahoo with the default settings on
yeah you sure are a genius. realtalk how fucked are your puts

>>22215193
What's wrong with Daniel?

>>22215242
you missed the dip.

>>22215175
sell

>>22215245
Maybe ask somebody to read the OP for you if you're having difficulty understanding it?

>there are people in /smg/ who didn't buy the dip

>>22214779
literally just split your money 6 ways and buy every 5% a good tech company you like drops. maximum position reached at -30%. you'll almost never actually reach a full position but that's fine. sell half at break even. otherwise hold, have some target of like 10-20% profit where you sell everything and wait for the next drop. only ever be long. keep an eye on fundamentals of the company, country, and world at large, for covid-tier or tradewar-tier events.

it's really not hard. it really isn't if you weren't such a pussy looking at 1m candles. if i just held my AMD from before the crash, and did literally nothing, i would have doubled my money by now, but i didn't. think about that. if i literally just hodl'd through the crash and didn't even buy cheapies, i would have doubled my money.

it's really not hard. just buy and hold. spread your money out through the dips don't go all in at once like a retard. pick good stocks with a strong economic moat. FAGMAANN is easy mode, avoid TSLA though. FAGTMAANN shouldnt be a thing.

>>22215351
oh the OP of your dead general that nobody's posting in?
nah.

practically tripfagging now. 6% downon daily, up from 25% down earlier.

>>22215429
/smg/ thinks every dip is a crash.

>>22215441
lmao such salty cope!

Dude let it die, I don't care, I didn't see Baggies (lol that you would care about something like that)

missed the dip once again

I dunno bros... this dip is looking a little too scary to buy

I bought 33 RKT and 12 AAPL yesterday with my extra cash. Feels comfy

>>22215980
Are you serious? Look at that rejection! If this isn't a huge buy signal to you, I have to ask, do you know what you're doing?

>>22215067
i really hope you followed the /biz/ tradition and sold the dip.

If a stock normally crabs around $120, can I just set buy limit orders at $117 and sell limit orders at $123 and get perpetual small gains?

>>22216066
a massive drop and a hanging man candle just under an ATH on an index that has been ripping for 6 months... Looks like a top to me but I'm not ballsy enough to go short right now DESU

Hehe, stupid burgers buy back in just so the rest of the world dumps on them on the day of the wagie and Thursday opens -20%

Why didn't I buy the NIO dip today

Get UVXY calls over the weekend?

>>22216173
Hanging man candles happen at the high, not on the pullback.

We actually did get one on the QQQ before it dipped, you might be right, I don't think so though. Hanging man candles are actually not a very reliable indicator of a reversal in general.

>>22215121
shite. uk doesn't have many options brokers.

Will OMX Stockholm also be red on Tuesday?

>>22216648
Probably.
T. Option market maker guy
We made a shitload on the OMX today but DAX fucked us

DING DING DING (-20%)

>>22216423
did you end up buying the calls fren?
I'm holding 25 30c 9/11 and 10 35c 9/11

Iron hands paid off

hey guys ive got bad news. I woke up this morning in excruciating pain. I knew what it was. I was so scared. Opened me trousers and saw a fucking grapefruit down there. But alas it was my NUT! I screamed and my parents drove me to the er after cartying me down the stairs. I went into immediate surgery and they were able to save the nut. They sowed it into the sack so it shouldnt happen again but holy fuck i wanted to die. Just coming out of anasthesia retardation now

I have come to the conclusion that TA and skills do not matter anymore. If a whale like SoftBank that has billions to throw around on gay shit like WeWork and Uber can fuck with the NASDAQ this hard, we're straight up at the mercy of the market makers. If they want to crash the market because their presidential nominee of choice loses, they can do exactly that.

How do we hedge against this?

Who here /didn't sell/?
You don't have to buy a dip you are scared of, you don't have to time it all like a lucky fuck.

But selling? NEVER.

What new laws will be made to stop people from doing what SoftBank did again and again creating huge market volatility? Think they will say you can only place X amount of money on options in a certain period?

>people still selling TQQQ
whats the point you fucking missed your chance

>>22216818

>>22216806
Glad you're okay now, fren

>friends that just got into the stock market at the tippy top just realized that their portfolios are deep red after hours
oh boy this is going to be a huge selloff on tuesday. take profits guys.

>>22216818

Bullish for gold and silver

>>22216632

Beaut.

>>22216847
Nothing. ((They)) control the stock market and SEC. Something will happen if they didnt let the other billionaires and millionaires into the get richer quicker scheme. Other than that nothing will happen, nothing ever happens

>>22216872
No.. there must be a way to win..

>>22216818
You now realized what the market really is. A scheme that goes up long term. Nothing that we could predict or control on this scale. A single fund or bank can literally moon or dive the market according to their own interests.

You don't hedge against it really. Just buy more dip each time the big bois decide to dump. That's how you make money.

I hope everything crashes on monday, while the burgers have to sit and watch. Can't wait for pink wojaks on /smg/.

>>22216886
>Sell off
>After everyone had three days to.calm down and the clown in the charge makes sure there won't be another dump like this

Statistically a red Friday means a red Monday but I think we are fine.

>>22216938
Trump announced that the Market will take a day off on Monday and start again Tuesday.

Tune into cnbc right now.

What brokers do people suggest for UK people

>September is traditionally a sell off month
>senpai Japan whale did this and crashed the market
>market keeps crashing
>recovers, so we have some confidence to average down
>crashes some more
>historically, day after 3 day weekend is green

So, what the fuck do we do?

Not going to sell at a loss or a few dollar gain..

More like do we buy more at End of day or wait for a Tuesday that may actually be red?

>>22216886
Tuesday should be interesting. Still seeing almost a 3:1 sell/buy order imbalance by volume at the close, looks like there are institutionals that couldn't get out before the 3 day weekend.

>>22216843
I never sell dips :)

I bought TSLA and AAPL.

+.13% today

I win

>>22216806
Sad that they could save it disgusting tripfag

>>22216969
He's probably not a burger himself

2.5% dip on SPY really doesn't seem that bad.. my 9/25 calls should recover pretty good

>>22217014
Stop playing weekly options

Who the fuck is still selling Jesus fuck

>ended with -€8.20
Okay...

>>22217076
Downies

BUY EVERY DIP GUY ON CNBC

>>22217034

I'm Up 0.23 %

Looks like sasol, oil, and cruise lines memes are dabbing on all the zoomer meme stocks.

Jesus, horse made a nice run and single-handedly put me up 5% for the day when I was down 8%.

It hurts so much frens. I can't catch a break. What now all this effort only to keep breaking even. Im down right sick of it. My mind feels like it is in constant turmoil!

>>22217111
>"I'm so bullish"
I'm so hard

>oil dabbing on zoomer meme stocks
>KOS -8%

when will this pain end

Got nvda at 470 and apple at 112. Did I do good or am I going to regret it next week.

>>22217068
Lol I think I'm lucky, but not lucky enough to play the option gamble.

I seriously wonder how many people went broke with it the past 2 days.

>>22217164
Sounds great desu

>>22217145
same, I'm glad I diamond handed it

>>22217131
Up .45%
Bought tqqq at 125 today

-4.8%, why the fuck did I even sell V and LITE, fuck fuck fuck

>I just made $8 in Saab. It's been wired to you -- play with it. You done good, but you gotta keep doing good.

>>22216866
>whats the point you fucking missed your chance
I dont get it your own sentence contradicts itself. If its not going up anymore because you missed your chance than selling is the good move for people who own it.

At one point during the day I was -$31,000. Ended up with -$120 in the end, just gonna hold, Donald will surely pump the market over the long weekend.

>>22216938
when NA takes a day off, the markert usually just crab, doubt there will be much action on monday.

>>22216956
>implying trump would be able to do anything for it not to sell-off
historically speaking this month's not greeny. I don't even know why the dude always tweets about the markets being ATH for it to just crash the next day, it's either his ego or insiders telling him to tweet, fucking idiot.

>>22217221
Blue horseshoe loves TSLA.

>>22217238
long weekend?

>>22216818
Long dated OTM calls on VIX and strongly correlated assets. This accepts that you're aware of inevitability of market failures, and you're willing to lose money, not gambling nor timing, but simply on the larger picture that unknown unknowns plague the systems governing all markets, and will necessarily cause serious upheavals. You will sacrifice, but knowingly. You will be vindicated, but infrequently.

>>22217280
markets are closed on monday for labor day

>>22217131
>sportball practically all canceling
>colleges sending dorms home
>office workers still work from home
>many k12 schools are remote
>actual flu season about to hit
>election chaos upcoming
>concerts and events still all canceled
>boomers most affected by the coof
>boomers who panic sold at march bottom still down
>wagies still don't have moar fedbrrrrbux
>white collar layoffs still ongoing

Those cruise hodlers must be in it for the long haul. Diamond princess outbreak is a memory that will not fade.

>>22217237
I am insanely tired, oh well I'll cope by napping

I ordered a spicy McChicken and got a regular. My day is ruined.

>>22217259
>the dude always tweets about the markets being ATH

what are you talking about dumbass its a sell signal almost too good to be true, you should be thankful ffs

>>22217162
KOS will not recover until long after markets have normalized, assuming oil demand rises to previous levels or higher

you're going to be holding those bags until that happens, anon, I'm sorry

>>22217111
getting your news from cnbc.. ishyddt

>>22217311
I've got airlines and movie theaters. Surprisingly going up since early August.

>>22217341
at least you have the option. they stopped selling spicy mcchicken's in california years ago. we don't even have the chicken snack wraps

So glad I dropped TQQQ at the start of the day and bought back in after it went down another 10%. Turned what would have been a 6% loss into a 4% gain due to dumb luck and believing in mumu

Why are a decent chunk of these stocks still moving like the market is open rather than after hours? Looks kinda spooky as after hours isn't usually this active.

>>22217386
I’m in NorCal

>>22217280
The Traders have been working hard, so Trump is giving them the day off on Monday

>>22217416
where?? I'm in Orange County this is such bullshit man

>>22217442
Sacramento

spy 345c 9/11 :3

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOW MANY TIMES SHOULD I KMS MYSELF THIS LOOOONG WEEKEND??????

>>22215541
I will now watch your shitty cooking anime.

>>22217410
probably people trying to deleverage their positions, long weekend + nasdaq literally at its 21dma

>>22217410
Indexes are open?

>>22216262
I realize just rolling VTI won't get as big of returns as timing memes well but since I fail as timing the market just buying the indexes returns more than the alternative. I have two choices: keep doing what I'm doing and losing money or just roll the index. I thought I was smart enough; I wasn't.

>>22217463
I lived there ages ago as a kid in North Highlands.

>>22216806
>sewed it into the sack
They what the fuck what?

Was it a torsion or something? Blunt force trauma?

Anon was it your sister again? She almost cost you a testicle? Now she’s not going to stop until she really does break one.

>>22217369
The number of people spending money buying actual teslas, going to the movies, flying on airlines is proportionally so much smaller than the actual goods and services being rendered compared to pre-coof days. P/E bubble will face a reckoning. S&P PE is higher than it was in January before the selloff while GDP is down almost 30%. There's way more TSLA traders and actual owners of the car whereas for staples and bluechips, the number of investors is probably in the same order of magnitude as people who actually buy their products (Ford trucks vs. Ford investors, Walmart shoppers vs. Walmart investors, Proctor and Gamble shoppers vs investors, etc).

It's the losing money for me.

>>22215429
Tfw didn’t have money to buy the dip because I was ALL IN

let me let you all in on a little secret... market volatility is coming back, the only thing that's going to get the economy back in gear is if we cut off the gibs and start rasing interest rates..
Forcing people to go back to work and forcing companies to turn out profit is what the economy is supposed to be about. The problem is the market has been in a period of euphoria based upon speculation and people drunk with greed. If we do the things to make the economy great again, it's going to spook the fuck out of everybody, so one way or another the pull back is an inevitability at this point. When you've got auto-manufacturers trading at over 11 hundred times earnings it should be making people scratch their balls and hit the sell button, but people are hitting the buy button. Tuesday everybody is going to have a eureka moment and understand it is time to return to normal. Thanks you, God bless you, and God bless America.

>>22216746
3 x 9/11 26c
Generally on my plays I like to go all in, like 10k, however I have no idea what will happen over the weekend. There are too many variables that can changes things. I believe there may be a lot more volatility, although I have been fucked by the absolute absurdities of the market so I am playing it safe.

>>22217723
>raising interest rates
SPY would immediately go to 200.

>>22217356
but i can hold my bags instead of them going to zero?

>>22216632 # AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You exited UVXY??
I bought more. I think I fucked up.

I should’ve taken profits and put them into TMF or gold, huh?

>>22217463
How bad is the air and smoke near you? Air quality still ranging between ok and unhealthy in the bay.

Hope you nigger loving faggots bought the dip

>>22216956
Terminal TDS

Second day in a row of blood red for me

>>22217815
The air hasn’t been too bad lately. Been able to sleep with my windows open at night without the smell of smoke.

>>22217832
I hope the nigger loving faggots bought the dip and get dumped on too. I hate niggers and homosexuals.

I need to diversify, and start some less risky habits.

I'm thinking
10% SPG (simon property group)
10% SPYD (ETRACS 2x dividend ETF)
10% MGP (MGM growth properties)

10% AAPL
10% RKT
10% NVDA
10% ????

20% TQQQ 20-Day SMA method
10% long options

Still heavy in tech.
What's a solid long term non-tech I should sink 10% into? I don't have consumer goods or biopharm anything in there yet.

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>>22217774
Sure wouldn't mind this. Would get less btfod with a savings account like when they were over 2% a year

>>22217883
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22217883
Bullish for ______

>>22217774
rates will be zero for the next decade. all the fed can do now is buy buy buy. there is no real market anymore and there really hasn't been one since the bretton woods system was dissolved. shits fugged frens

>>22217832
I slept through it.
FUUUUCK
NVDA and ARKK were down another 10% this morning and I didn’t fuckkng wake up in time. Fucking time difference. Fuck EST.

Thanks finance anon that talked me into gold mining. Finally a green day for me. Now what does /smg/ think about ALLIF

>>22217874
Gook racemixers are on the same level as nigger lovers, Baggie.

>>22217905
DOOM

>>22217553
He probably has bell-clappers deformity. Means his nut isn't attached to the inside of his sack. Odds of getting it torsioned go way up.

>>22217908
is the real reason those liberals is saying we need $15 minmum wage because gas is going to $10 a gallon?

>>22217723
>market is in euphoria
Does it feel euphoric to you? (Bain pic)

>>22217883
Transition into financials they said

>>22217914
Haha faggot. I have an infant son, I get an average of 3 hours of sleep a night but I still set my alarm and get up 15 minutes before open. No excuses.

>>22215153
How many amps on the fridge circuit breaker? If it's 15 then yeah your fridge isn't getting enough power

>>22216818
U.S. markets and the U.S. economy itself are systematically broken and doomed on their current course, likely to fall at the hands of a massive social uprising. Wealth is WAY too concentrated and market participant composition is WAY too homogeneous. There isn't much you can do ultimately. People have been shouting about this and trying to raise awareness for years. People have been jumping ship and going to trade other markets. People have continued to bitterly trade U.S. markets despite knowing how busted they are. This last group though is the most interesting because for the most part they have dropped the pretense of the market meaning anything anymore and treat it like just a big video game. Things are absolutely broken.

>>22217937
gooks and nips are honorary aryans faggot

>>22218015
You do know that the gooks love subverting the japanese right

>>22218015
Just nips

>>22218015
Bro, your girlfriend is the Mexican of Asians. Not even close to Japanese.

>>22218008
How would an american invest in a foreign market that is t going to get completely fucked by the US collapse and Chinese shenanigans?

Which market would that even be, germany?

based

FUCK chinks

>>22218050
>>22218070
>>22218075
baggie doesn't have to take this, baggie is going to make his own /smg/

>>22217978
not with oil where its at and demand is too low across consumer and industrials. saud wont allow US shale to come back. consumer staples however, yes. groceries prices have inflated drastically. not to mention all the crop failures, coof outbreaks in processing facilities and meat plants. that derecho that hit midwest a few weeks ago will have a much bigger effect than people realize. gonna be a long winter.

>>22217947
Interesting. But all the swelling? Anon was talking about his bitch sister yesterday. I think she might have really physically abused him.
Can getting balltapped hard and often cause a hydrocele?

>>22218015
Koreans are full soulless bugman mode though, and their country is a corrupt big brother oligachy with an unironic feminist purity ministry.

>>22218117
They literally had some female Rasputin shaman pissing in the ear of their president while everyone was distracted by K-pop.

>>22218105
OHHHH NONONONONONO

So SOXL is fucked, nvda and amd have more downside, and Samsung is now the only chipmaker that can sell to huawei?

Buy Samsung? I don’t even know the etf or adr to buy to get Samsung exposure or what else is going on with the business.

WEAR YOUR FUCKING MASK

>Fed Chair Powell: Wearing masks can lead to 'enormous' economic gains

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/fed-chair-jerome-powell-wear-a-mask-for-the-economy-202918264.html

>>22218008
the central banks asset purchases have been on average $1.4 billion every hour since march crash. nasdaq 100 has grown by $1.6 billion every hour since march crash. it is ogre

Futures are now closed. The suffering ends until Sunday

>>22218108
All tripfags deserve only hate

>>22218200
https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/03/health/coronavirus-masks-sex-canada-trnd/index.html

WEAR YOUR FUCKING MASK DURING SEX!!!

>>22218114
Incestual CBT faggots get what they deserve

>>22218236
what is the endgame here?

>>22218079
I can't even begin to tell you what the consequences will be or when they will happen. I can say that a true correction in the U.S. will arise from its structural issues. All of that microstructure sludge that has accumulated and festered finally causing total failure. All of the bullshit with short sale restrictions, fudged jobs reports and inflation numbers, conflicts of interest between brokers, market makers, and non-institutional participants, regulatory corruption, and on and on. All of that shit is eventually going to go super nova.

You can't control the markets the way the powers that be are attempting to. There are countless precedents in nature of what happens when you arrogantly think you have complex adaptive systems whipped and under control. When the wake up call happens, it will actually be good in the long run, but I think everything is going to take a hit. It will just be less structurally radioactive markets that lead the way and set the standard for the rebuilding. The Australian market comes to mind, but even that is by no means perfect.

>>22218236
i don't have to worry about this cause I've never had sex

>>22218200
Way ahead of you.

>>22217883
Could it fucking be? Banks going down? If Trump wins there might be a glimmer of hope.

If the market is recovering why am I up 20% on SQQQ

Face it, you guys are being caught in the bull trap.

You dont run up for 6 months and only correct by 5% for a day people....

The last thing you want to see right now is a 5% dip followed by it all going up again, because then you are in for a real crash instead of a healthy pullback

Take your profits and wait

What do i buy with my last 140 bob. Nvidia?

>>22218108
Hope you don’t reproduce with that gook whore and make another supreme gentleman

>>22216843
I like you, anon. I want to hold your hand just like I held my holdings.

>>22218341
>If the market is recovering why am I up 20% on SQQQ

Because you still haven't actualized your gains yet? It completely erased today's losses and is on track to eliminate yesterday's. Get out of SQQQ soon or you'll be down 20%, champ.

>>22218341
>If the market is recovering why am I up 20% on SQQQ
Because investors are moving out of tech.

>>22218289
HAVE SEX™, AND WEAR THE FUCKING MASK YOU BIGOT.

>>22218236
God don’t you just want to smash your face right into that?

>>22218259
I don’t think he’s into it. And she probably just gets off on the domination and thought of “accidentally” sterilizing her brother.

>>22215067
What are we buying here tonight? ... $WENB?

<130 holders, < 275K MC @ $0.15...

EZPZ x10 from here.

>>22218405
>ponder the scent

>>22218265
we learned from the HIV crisis that even in the face of a lethal and rapidly spreading plague you can't make fags stop fucking everything in sight, so now we're begging the gays to please wear face condoms too

>>22218404
I don't have the means to have sex. I haven't talked to a girl in months anyway.

>>22218363
You have to be part Jewish to make a true gentleman.

>>22215980
It broke the channel from the March lows

DONT BUY this is a bogdanov bounce, if it confirms the 200ma as support on the hourly maybe take a small position

On the daily look at the candle at the very top and today’s candle. See how they look very similar?

Shorts aren’t dumb they won’t dump bags right away. This was a conditioning run for two days. They see people buying the dip, they let them have some fun, before they ship them to the basement.

I’m only swing trading until we confirm the 200 as support on hourly.

Posts like below and people soaking in their losses all weekend will open to a dump on Tuesday

>>22218174
why would AMD have more downside? they have production in taiwan not china

>>22216584
So what alternative do you recommend?

>>22216138
Yes.
But, option spreads are better imo

I wonder how many options fags we're financially ruined in the past 2 days buying calls on Tesla and Apple. I got out with profit on Thursday, should of sold on Wednesday, when my advisory website told me to.

wtf tesla AH dump...

>>22217883
I
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>>22218283
What do you propose we do to limit our financial damage in the shitshow that is to come? PMs?

Green Tuesday. Green September.

Get all in on UTZ before the moon mission initiates

>>22218379
I am only talking tech bubble stocks, other areas will be fine, but tech bubble has a long way down to go.

Telling me that you made back all your losses simply is not true, even things like TSLA which is barely green today, is down from 498 to 417, and even at 417 is hugely over valued, hugely over bought.

Hype only lasts so long, you guys need to learn when to switch gears

:(

>>22218363
Don't worry, that cunt is too old to reproduce and Baggie will not be able to spread his retard genes.
>>22218428
>she probably just gets off on the domination and thought of “accidentally” sterilizing her brother
Sounds pretty based to be honest.
>>22218494
Me neither, fren. In order to HAVE SEX™ I would have to be a functioning member of society and that's just too much to ask.
>>22218580
That was because TSLA wasn't in the recent S&P 500 inclusions.

https://www.spglobal.com/spdji/en/media-center/news-announcements/#indexNews

>>22218572
>should of

alright which one of you redditors exercised that put otm.

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TESLA NOT ADDED TO S&P, ETSY, TERADYNE, CATALENT CHOSEN INSTEAD
>TESLA NOT ADDED TO S&P, ETSY, TERADYNE, CATALENT CHOSEN INSTEAD
TESLA NOT ADDED TO S&P, ETSY, TERADYNE, CATALENT CHOSEN INSTEAD
>TESLA NOT ADDED TO S&P, ETSY, TERADYNE, CATALENT CHOSEN INSTEAD
TESLA NOT ADDED TO S&P, ETSY, TERADYNE, CATALENT CHOSEN INSTEAD
>TESLA NOT ADDED TO S&P, ETSY, TERADYNE, CATALENT CHOSEN INSTEAD

Im top score in the world for Candy Crush level 102

>>22218536
>pic
>college money

He's looking for attention and didn't have "much" to lose either way (poor enough that the college fund is significantly small or the guy gets paid enough that it is irrelvant)

>>22218713
Etsy beats Tesla LMAOOOOO

>>22218620
I want to buy UTZ cause of mad men, why else should I?

what does /smg/ think of $SM? I received 100 free shares of it from a tastyworks promo and want to learn babbys first options with it. I want to try covered calls, is oil still going to bleed?

>>22218572
Welp I'mma lose 180$ on my 155$ call but that's it. First option toooo. Super exciting I picked yesterday to buy my first option

>>22218713
How far will it go down?

>>22218766
BECKY wins again

so does tesla dump more tuesday? lol

>>22218713
>Etsy
>FUCKING ETSY

We want the women market

>buy the dip
>it keeps dipping further

Opened a position in FMCI today. Missed out on WKHS.

>>22218786
Fair value is like $108.00 so like 70% down or so.

>>22218766
Etsy ain't so bad, a lot of craftsmanship.

>>22218713
>highly speculative expensive penny stock not added to the S&P

why does this surprise anyone?

>>22218713
This will be the ultimate bubble pop for Tesla.

NOW I buy.

>>22218484
>Norm Macdonald: "Yeah, I've got the solution to the AIDS crisis. We just tell all the gay people to stop fucking each other in the ass."

>>22218821
More like the Chinese market. Most shit sold there now is mass produced crap

Iron hands eh?

>>22218713
It's ogre.

>>22218870
even if they just kept it to one or two people, even just a small circle of fag sluts, but noooo, gotta go fuck 40 different asses and spread the love (TL note: love means AIDS)

>>22218795
Tesla will dip to $200 by Friday next week.

A company with no news, profit or legitimate R&D shouldn't even be worth even that much desu

>>22218871
There is a lot of handmade stuff from the west on the website.

>>22218865
>This will be the ultimate bubble pop for Tesla.
>NOW I buy.
Is that a king gizzard reference

>>22218854
>Etsy with a P/E ratio of 100 during a time where everyone was buying shit online isn't highly speculative.
Okay, retard.

Will qqq $330 march calls print fat loads? Will i make it bros? Ive been buying as many as i can

>I got jewed

hey hey guys wanna see /smg/ get irrationally mad

watch this

Biden is a 70/30 favourite to win the white house

Tesla is done lmao

>>22218795
Yes. Do you remember Elon’s “overvalued” tweet? It was overvalued then and it’s way over valued now.

Biz give me back my money. Somehow SSL is leading my gains while everything else is barely green or blood red.

>>22218969
Biden couldn't get elected dog catcher, how's he going to beat trump in the general?

>>22218944
not in my text but the image was

meanwhile at Tesla
>I AM COVERED IN VOMIT
>I AM COATED IN SICK
>REJECTED FROM THE S&P 500
>THIS IS NO WAY TO LIVE

>>22218969
Whoever wins in November is going to be a senile retard who will just let the Fed continue business as usual.

>>22217164
apple at 112 sounds great

This is a trend i can stomach if it continues.

>>22217509
Do the opposite

>>22219011
It only matters if he can garner a few key strategic votes. Blue states gonna blue, red states gonna red.
Purple states (Florida, Pennsylvania, etc) could go either way, depending on turnout and if he can convince people that he's better than Trump. These are people who flip flop regularly, so it's possible.

Thoughts on UAVS?

>>22217369
what airlines? I'm thinking of getting in to, in the long run they should moon...right?

>>22219054
Why crop the photo? You really think anyone gives a fuck how much is in your account? God some of you guys are pretentious fucks. Kys

>>22219093
Don’t buy American Airlines, that’s all you need to know.

>>22219093
>buying anything besides index options

Ngmi

ass and peepee five hundred

>>22219093
DAL and LUV for me.

>>22219024
Correct
But pol is obsessed, the TDSers are obsessed, and the trump cult is obsessed. I would love for them to stop coming to smg and pretending this little popularity contest matters.

Yesterday I went all in VTSAX

so i guess that one anon's theory that (((they))) were pumping TSLA and would do it up until they got added to the S&P at which point they would dump their bags on all the normies was wrong then, eh?

>>22218942
I know, but the majority is sellers of mass produced rip offs. The site started as handmade only but quickly shifted because that's where the money is. Kind of sucks but that's life.

>TSLA AH

oh no...

>>22219147
Yea because a psychotic black woman becoming president would be so good. I hope WW3 and being sold out to China is bullish.

This doesn’t look good to me.

I’m going to keep long UVXY on my gambling account, but how to protect my IRA?

Add some TMF??

>>22219158
Good call as long as you don’t look at it and just keep buying for many years.

>>22218778
>why else should I?

Because their mascot is cute and funny.

>>22219160
all he has to do is hold, tsla will go over 500 imo, it might crash again but it's not going to keep sinking

>>22218975
How do I read an unusual whale post?
Bid-ask is the delta between market and this deal, yes?
What is volume and interest?

>>22219092
I don’t know about now but it was the epic pump and dump back in April

>>22219218
is there any good anal utz girl porn yet?

>>22219211
Anon. They’re figure heads. They’re all paid shills putting on an act.

>>22218778
You’ve never had Zapp’s Voodoo Heat?

>>22218713
WHERE THE FUCK DO I BUY ETSY BEFORE 1000 EOY AND INEVITABLE SPLIT

Sooooo
FNGD???

>>22219264
How is Trump being paid, he lost hundreds of millions since becoming president.

>>22218200
But if wear your mask, you can't have sex with me.

Also, buy Dave & Busters (PLAY).

3x potential.

>>22218713
>TESLA NOT ADDED TO S&P, ETSY, TERADYNE, CATALENT CHOSEN INSTEAD
ugh this is gonna tank NASDUMP more..

>>22219258
Invest in UTZ and use your profits to commission some.

>>22219264
I thought the same with Obama, but man did he fuck up shit more than usual.

>No TSLA in S&P
Good, I'd drop SPY so fast if that pile of shit got added.

>>22218778
I come from PA and I can tell you UTZ is great
It's always on sale, it tastes better than lays, their kettle cooked chips are god-tier.

>>22215980
They all do.

>>22219264
Lol they elected a somalian in minneapolis and it now looks like somalia, shit is getting real bro, it's not the 90's anymore you had bettah wake up

>>22218713

>car company gets BTFO’ed, ETSY takes its place.

Kekekekeke fucking ETSY. I wont be able to sleep after this much laughter. And to think that TSLA fags thought the world owed the inclusion to Tesla because it is the ultimate company that will spearhead mankind’s future.

>sp500 excluding tesla
The entire market is fucked

>>22215980
Nasdaq could go sideways for a while, how long until the Nasdaq gets overwhelmed again if it goes back up, not very long. Could see a sector rotation into value stocks.

>>22219386
is that why TSLA plunged again ah

Is RGR a good buy again? Every passing day this meme become less funny and more of a likely future.

>>22219373
Shit is getting real, but which demented boomer sits on the throne is meaningless. That shit is as unreal as it gets.

>>22219381
these people are nutz... they over value a company based on image alone... it is like making money is a secondary purpose of a business, with the primary function being looking cool.

>>22218685
Anon you should of been nice to him.

>>22218713
We're dumping Tuesday aren't we

>>22219386
That’s a good thing you clown.

>>22218341
get ready to be dumped on

>no TSLA
So SPY is basically confirmed green on Tuesday, right?

>>22218969
Every odds place has it 50/50

First time looking at options here. Found this put for 2 weeks from now.

Premium = $1.88*100=$188
Strike price = $110

Max profit = $110*100=$11k
Max loss = $1.88

This is not right is it?

>>22218713
Holy Shit, I thought that was a joke!!! LMAO

TESLA BTFO

>>22219433
I guess that is true when you consider this has more to do with local politicians and how the local police are handling the unrest.....i think the relationship with china will change though which will have an effect and we will probably have another war with a dem

>>22219481
max loss $188*

how reasonable is it to DCA dip buy AMD for the foreseeable future after this recent correct we've had?

>>22219381
>ETSY
This. What do they even do besides hosting a website!? People selling homemade stuff. Just how is that even profitable in regards to the website making huge amounts of money. Also just how dangerous is it holding spy when they add companies like that?

>Trump Just said new $300 billion Stimulus is coming

Tuesday Moon mission!

>>22215429
>what is a bull trap

>>22218713
>tfw sold Tesla at $490 and haven't looked back at it

>>22219527
Woooo, where we going tonight Sharron?

Personally, I think the Chadaq is going to lose another 3-10% this month. Stocks went sky high the past 2 months.

Hedge funds control the market boys.

They will likely sit on cash, wait for a dip or rotate into damaged stocks like Darden, Disney or Boeing.

>>22219236
>>22218975
Same question. Only know the basics of options

now trending on twitter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/black-lives-matter-protests-nonviolent_n_5f52370dc5b6578026ccd0ce

kekkies

>>22216806
Told you. Free spinning nut causing testicular torsion. This is my greatest call in /smg/ yet holy shit. I'm the anon who had the same thing before the doc untwisted my cords. Scary shit, seems hilarious until you are the one potentially losing a ball. Glad it worked out

>>22219481
Anyone?

>>22219601
How the hell do you adequately gather data on a bunch of losers congregating to honor the lives of deplorable scum?

>>22218713
that because TSLA not old enough stock yet :3

if anything SPX rules need be updated in these times

>>22219601
So in other words, over 700 confirmed riots across the United States this summer.

>>22219601
This is retarded.

>98% of the people on the planes in 9/11 weren't terrorists! That means it wasn't a big deal! Planes of peace!

>>22219613
They got some cool handmade knives.

>>22219469
better be otherwise I’ll kms myself

>>22219601
>The report, published Thursday, is from the U.S. Crisis Monitor, a collaboration between the Armed Conflict Location & Event Data Project and Princeton University’s Bridging Divides Initiative, which collects and analyzes real-time data on protest movements, using news reports, social media and other sources.
>“These data reveal that the United States is in crisis. It faces a multitude of concurrent, overlapping risks from police abuse and racial injustice, to pandemic-related unrest and beyond all exacerbated by increasing polarization,” the researchers wrote, warning that “these intersecting risks are likely to intensify” as the November election draws closer.
>The report covers data gathered on protests between May 24, the day before police in Minneapolis killed George Floyd, and Aug. 22. During that period, the researchers collected more than 10,600 demonstration events across the country, with more than 7,750 of them related to the Black Lives Matter movement. The protests peaked in late May and early June, and while they have leveled off since, activists in many places across the country continue to hold largely peaceful demonstrations every day.
>The overwhelming majority of the protests more than 10,100 involved peaceful protesters, the researchers found. In only about 5%, or under 570 of the protests, did participants engage in violence.
>In the protests that became violent, they either involved state-sanctioned violence, such as violent intervention from local, state or federal authorities, or counterprotesters from extremist groups. The police or military “disproportionately used force while intervening in demonstrations associated with the BLM movement, relative to other types of demonstrations,” the researchers found. According to their data, in nearly 10% of BLM protests recorded this summer, police violently intervened by deploying tear gas, rubber bullets and/or pepper spray, as well as assaulting protesters with batons.

>>22219327
how do you figure that

>>22219481
why do you think Apple is going down?

>>22219601
Stuff like this makes Hitler look right. Media controlling the narrative.

BLM since July has been nogs finding any excuse to loot, riot & steal.

>>22219590
>Soul plane inc.

>>22219657
>700
At least.
10000 is just the sample size.

keep the bad news coming. i want another dip to buy into.

>>22219660
>$CA
lmao

I know the senate will just laugh and say "Actually no" but at this rate i'll take any pump I can get

>>22219695
Chart looks bearish to me. But is my understanding of the put option correct? Max loss $188 and max profit $11k?

>>22218174
>>22218539
can i get a response please? do i need to abort on AMD or what?

2nd 1200/2400 check is a coming soon I hope. Those fucks in congress all agree on it. Just mater of passing the bill.

what is the /smg/ preferred energy drink? i've been running on nos during sessions like this, but i'm considering bang.

Will QQQ recover to 300, and Apple back to 130 by December?

>>22219760
Clorox General Purpose

>>22219690
Dave & Busters (PLAY)

1) Out of all sectors, restaurants took the biggest beating since so many were already in a clusterfuck financial situation

2) They have cash reserves if things go south

3) They used to be @ 40, they're @ 18 now (more upside then Darden)

4) Do to lower competition, they'll likely to have increased revenues.

5) Hedge funds are looking to double their money once news of a vaccine comes out.

>>22219772
Apple will be 140 by December

>>22219776
no that's for when the market crashes next month. not for in-between.

>>22219689
Thank you for letting me see what shit they typed up anon.

>>22219760
Coffee my liver doesn’t need the extra stress

>>22219747
>https://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2020/09/04/world/asia/04reuters-usa-china-smic-exclusive.html

>>22219756
Have you been asleep all day? There will be no more stimulus

>>22219527
The new sector that everyone rotates into will if this is true.

>>22219772
AAPL could hit 130 right before the iPhone announcement in October. QQQ might go to 300 again if there’s another lockdown ‘rona scare in the fall.

>>22219481
>>22219507
yes, but the 11k is bullshit because it's not going to zero. realistically $80 lowest. why do you want to bet against apple at this dip? it's like buy high sell low with extra steps.

tfw make more money than /biz/ from Amazon RSUs.

>>22219809
Trump just announced he has $300 billion sitting in a bank account that is ready to go out as soon as the Democrats can agree to just that single sentence bill, with no pork at all

>>22219803
yeah i figured some people wouldn't wanna go to huffpo, i understand.

>>22219760
If you aren't drinking Red Bull, you'll never make it.

>>22219857
holy fucking Based

>>22219689
>under 570 of the protests
>it's cool that 570 towns and cities were torched because it's not the biggest number
lol

>>22219848
So, never? You think they’re going to play ball at this point?

>>22219828
>but the 11k is bullshit because it's not going to zero
Doesn't it just have to be below $110 for me to sell and make $11k?

>>22219747
Because AMD long term looks GREAT....however they ran up, just because Intel sucked balls. Nothing great they did.

You just have to ask, are hedge funds going to buy AMD at these levels?

>>22219887
That's just a starting place to the negotiations. Are you new?

>>22219857
Imagine being a top executive of a company and actually fighting for stupid personal politics lmao
Money has no rooms for feelings

>>22219848
>Democrats can agree
why would they? they can just blame trump and 50% of people will buy it.

>>22219882
woah cool it with the racism there buddy

>>22219929
He's saying he will just EO it if they won't agree

>>22219747
https://twitter.com/Intel_Sky/status/1301780531164655618
https://twitter.com/PantheraTigrisN/status/1301779715254923264
you ask me bro

>>22219919
That's probably why he fired them.

>>22219901
people were saying that back at 40, 50, 60 too, yet here we are.

My total gain/loss is -3.25%
How long to recover?

>>22219518
Idk anon, Etsy owners must get a cut of the profit the sellers make
I wouldnt feel any safer if they added TSLA since that shitcoin dumps 5% per day and another 5% AH
>>22219451
Sheep that trust pop icons too much. Just like how people think Trump or biden singlehandedly run the entire government and take each and every decision even about situation totally unfamiliar to them. Thats Tesla. They think it will be 100% a winner just because Elon Musk is ONE OF THE HEAD members that also happens to have successful businesses in completely irrelevant sectors

>>22219848
That's assuming they cooperate anon. I want this bull run to continue like most people here, but until the checks are sent out, its best to assume there won't be another one.

>>22219689
>>The overwhelming majority of the protests more than 10,100 involved peaceful protesters, the researchers found. In only about 5%, or under 570 of the protests, did participants engage in violence.
>>In the protests that became violent, they either involved state-sanctioned violence, such as violent intervention from local, state or federal authorities, or counterprotesters from extremist groups. The police or military “disproportionately used force while intervening in demonstrations associated with the BLM movement, relative to other types of demonstrations,” the researchers found. According to their data, in nearly 10% of BLM protests recorded this summer, police violently intervened by deploying tear gas, rubber bullets and/or pepper spray, as well as assaulting protesters with batons.
This sounds like some real definitional fucker right here. There clearly have been racially inspired acts of looting and rioting that were not instigated by police at the scene. I guess they sweep these under the rug by arguing that they don't fall within the purview of "protests that started out peaceful and then later became violent" since they were violent from the get-go. So they're conveniently omitted from this review.

Also, 'only' 5% of participants engaging in violence. Meanwhile, 5% of COVID patients developing serious cases and requiring hospitalization is cause for widespread alarm. 5% is plenty to be concerning, hell 1% is plenty. Sick of these "it's just a few bad apples" types writing riots off as if the occasional riot is within the fault tolerance of society and not worth even talking about or debating. There have certainly been more riots since May than there are unarmed police shootings in a given year (of any race), and riots are absolutely measurable in terms of lost livelihood from small uninsured business owners who lose everything in the damage.

>>22219689
>bro only 5% of protests are violent
Less than 1% of people infected with kung flu die but here we are 5 trillion dollars and with no rights anymore later

i'm just wondering when people will realize the "vaccine" is fucking worthless. covid antibodies don't stay in the body past a few fucking months. opening the chances for many more waves when people go all "yay i'm vaxxed. i will never get rona." and then boom another scare tactic.
whatever. people are retarded beyond helping.

>>22217145
Incredibly based. I'm still holding the bag for the UPS contract but I'm up $140

i have $200 to burn after i cashed out NIO, what should i look at investing in

>>22219718
One day the Canadian shekel will be worth more than the American shekel.

>>22219899
no and do some serious research before you become a -99% perma bear poster.

>>22219919
Being "Woke" provides nothing but downside.

There's nothing a company can do to satisfy the needs of the Looney Left. Ask Disney about that:

>Hires Black Actor
>Plays major part in movie
>STILL BITCHES

Black people are the Karens of Races.

>>22220177
its all fucking worthless cloth. buy real shit like gold.

>>22220038
The governor of Florida said they'll never lock down again. He said just take Peru as an example of a country that had one of the most draconian lock downs in the world now has on of the worst outbreaks. Lock downs do shit.

>>22219964
>"Unconfirmed, but it's obvious"

ehhh.

>>22220152
T and B cell immunity is long lasting. People who got SARS back in 2003 are still immune to that virus, even without antibodies.

>>22219689
>"police assaulted violent protesters with batons"
>police assaulted criminals

The fucking mental gymnastics are always impressive desu

>>22220147
>>22220147
>>22220147
>>22220147

MOVE IT

I keep getting replies like "Apple will hit 130 with the new iPhone announcement" and "QQQ will recover to 300" but it seems like investor confidence has deflated. Especially with this SoftBank news.

Is this actually healthier for the stock market in general? The newbie Dave Portnoy & Twitter thot traders slowly get burnt and leave the market OR become passive investors after realizing just buying SPY, VOO, or total market indexes are better for their mental health.

That means the tech frenzy might be finally over and we return to slower gains.

What say you guys? Do you think we're returning to normal and seeing a slow crab up like 2015-2017? I will be totally content if QQQ reaches even 300 by December in current market conditions.

>>22219968
I like AMD

I also like Tesla & Apple.

But you can't expect Hedge Funds to hold a stock that just went 2, 3, 4x in a short time frame. That's just stupid.

>>22219992
liberal logic is basically that slavery existed so black should be able to get away with any crime forever, period end of story.

>>22219601
over 33 people have died in these peaceful protests, dozens of businesses have been destroyed, and a fucking low income housing project was torched

riots of peace

>>22219660
Those are not handmade.

>>22220205
boyega is literally right, even if he was a terrible part of those films he was included to be a black main lead and his character got absolutely nothing to work with. it was horrible
that being said his character and he as an actor are both shit so whatever. awful movies

>>22219016
Yeah there wad a rat nest vibe to it.

>>22220317
it will go up with each new iphone, it's like if ford released a car that dominated the market every 2 or 3 years only it was competing with a few other companies that weren't nearly it's size. It won't go as high though and the random hikes should stop. at the same time though, don't you want to buy apple stock when it's down? I do, I think a lot of people will. It's not like Tesla or facebook, it has products that all people use and it's expanding into more fields all the time.

>>22220350
Yes they are

>>22216843
I ain't gonna sell when the whole market is in freefall, when that happens many buying opportunities present.

>>22219016
Album ended too soon and now they're back to microtones