/biz/ - Business & Finance

We're ending green today

I love cute and funny images

Hey guys, I think I found the V-Shaped recovery

Fuck is happening with square

I'll let you guys know when I eat the loss on my puts so you know when to jump the fuck out

We crabbing now?

>>22208978
Anons might need this today as we hodl until recovery:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2L_nvTlmdE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2L_nvTlmdE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2L_nvTlmdE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2L_nvTlmdE

hope this helps you guys, hang tough!

>>22209027
Is it tech? Fucking sell it.

load up on QQQ puts at this level?

NO BOBO NO

>>22209005
no way

>>22208557
>I'll just wait and reinvest to recover the loses some day in the future
This. With the erratic movements I'll just wait for stabilization. I mean look at Apple and Tesla the last 3 days. Fake recovery only for yet another rugpull the next day at least with Apple.

I'm mostly cash. Can I miss out on gains? Yeah. But more importantly I don't lose thousands simply because another rugpull happens especially with September generally being the biggest down month for stocks combined with a month long pump in August. Now add all the bagholders who desperately want to jumpout at breakeven...and you got a recope for disaster.

Also look at last thread. A poll in there seems to show bagholders simply from their votes. You'd think there'd be a bunch of people posting about their cheapies on Tesla or Apple

Surely the market cannot be red 3 days in a row.

I just bought another $1000 in Apple

>>22209044
it's fintech

>>22209004
whats up with the rat? I dont come here often

Get ready for a multi week decline, load up on short positions if your inclined, otherwise wait until after elections to buy back in

whats the orange retard saying?

The ony thing I like about this fucking DOOMP is it's fucking over Tesla holding faggots. FUCK TESLA and FUCK ZOOMERS

>>22209005
remember, when you hit the bottom the only place left to go is UP

>>22209005
I hope so, so i can sell the fuck out of everything and wait for a better time to buy dips

FUCKING BULLS YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUMP ON TUESDAY IM FINANCIALLY RUINED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22209076
Hasn't started but found this link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5th2-mCYFg

>>22208978
AHHHHHHHHHHHH MY MONEY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Just woke up, is BOBO raping us?

haha BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>22208503
Leveraged ETFs don't get fucked because of a 10% dip in their underlying index anon. They get fucked when they are in commodities or a market that doesn't have enough green days to offset the red.

>>22209045
Fuck no I'm sweating bullets on mine

>>22209102
>live from Africa

>Tfw sold the AAPL top

Thank you, Bogs

ORANGE MAN BASED

>>22209098
Slow crab upward for the rest of the day?

I got out. Still have 40 share of AAPL that I will sit on to my grave if I have to.

Took some pretty hefty losses, but now I can chill

>>22209133
christ you're not joking

>>22209094
I sold this morning, wish I sold faster but walked away at a profit. Sitting on mostly cash now. Feels real comfy. Gonna make a final move maybe next week that utilizes mere buy and hold on companies I trust to be more stable than these tech companies lmao

IF I COULD ID MAKE A DEAL WITH GOD
AND OUR PORTFOLIO WOULD SWITCH PLACES
WED BE RUNNING UP THAT HILL
RUNNING UP THAT CHART
RUNNING UP THAT FED BUILDING

BUY THE DIP ANGEL
BUY THE DIP DARLING
BUY THE DIP HEROOOOOO

Looks like that was the bottom, gents. Time to buy!

>>22208978
WHY ARE MY STOCKS GOING DOWN HELP ME EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>22208978
Gamestoppers never stop stopping

>all these AAAAAAA posters
But SPY and QQQ are going back up. Even if they don’t today, they’ll recover next week. Plus trump isn’t going to let his market crash during election season.
I don’t get why I should panic.

>>22209057
I got out with 8% gain overall (was up 24% at one point) and sitting on cash. Not sure if I should consider myself lucky.

>>22209024
Kek.

Nasdaq will never dip below 11000 again

>>22209005
Hell yeah buy every fucking dip

Okay just ate a big loss on my puts, you guys can panic now.
IT'S COMING DOWN

>>22209183
He’s the hero we never deserved

Save us, Biden

C'mon green, let's see some fucking green.

It seems vix will be heading down the rest of the day. Any thoughts?

>>22209005
That would be nice.

Here's collective agreement: we jump back to Monday levels than we sell everything, only move back after elections, ok?

>>22209045
Look at volume, very little money to be made from big plays at the moment

Literally the only thing keeping TSLA from falling faster are shorts.
They have made about 15 billion dollars over the past 3 days.

>>22208978
GameStop is going to squeeze to $100 on the 10th confirmed

Is it time to buy TQQQ? Or wait more? Its at $135

PULL ALL YOUR MONEY OUT OF THE BANK!
IT'S ALL GOING DOWN!

Is it safe to buy yet?

>>22209166
Same here I have 25 shares of apple that I'll probably never sell

>>22209239
Once biden is in office suddenly the news will stop reporting on covid and markets will be less spooked about the economy

i have a $115 9/18 AAPL put, should i sell it? looks like AAPL is going back up now wtf

>>22209192
The only thing running up is inflation and the national debt. Get the fuck out of the market and buy Gold and Silver already. Take the precious metals pill.

I have rebalanced my entire portfolio into tech :^)

>>22209259
Asian girls aren't that hot

>Be me.
>leave the market in june with small loss
>Wait in cash, lets wsit for the crash to buy.
>Miss two month of gains
>Jump back in two weeks ago.
>Go all in on TSLA and AAPL and go up before the split.
>dont sell on monday.
> dont sell
>So much red.
But you know, Never bet agaist America, against Trump or the Fed. This is nothing. Be patient. Fear is not for you...

>>22209281
i wouldnt touch TQQQ until things stabilize

>>22209301
well no shit apple only go up

A-are we done? Was that it? Are we coming back?

>>22209290
maybe

>bought SQQQ at the absolute top
>trailing stop loss activates 30 minutes later

I can never win

Would it be retarded to buy QQQ now?

>>22209117
Looks like the motor is broken.

it's coming back down before we're finished today

>>22209197
Not yet

aaaaand it's over. S&P and NASDAQ ath next week

Wow, QQQ holding strong support right now. Are we in recovery mode? We shall see.

I saw that we held for an hour and loaded up on AAPL calls and voila, we're going back up slowly.

I might be able to make back my -40% if we recover through December.

Will Apple hit 130 by December guys? If it does, I make everything back and then some.

15x AAPL $120c 12/18

I SOLD ANON ITS GOING TO GO UP JUST WATCH

>>22209312
Yea, well you favorite food is disgusting and your taste in music is shit too

>>22209207
>But SPY and QQQ are going back up. Even if they don’t today, they’ll recover next week.

stop acting like you know the future

>>22209330
lmfao I'm sorry but that's just fucked

>>22209357
Thank you brother, you saved us all.

DPHChads rise up

J POWELL WITH HEALTHY MARKET INJECTIONS SAVES THE DAY

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO CONTINUE INTO NEXT WEEK FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22209343
Must have taken forever to teach that cat how to do that

Is this a bull trap please help

>>22209234
I just sold off my hedge QQQ 9/11 puts and went in on AAPL calls. We've held strong for 1.5 hours, and I think investor confidence is coming back. No joke here.

>>22209207
I've got long-term calls on SPY, so even though they're not expiring until next year, this dump makes the probability of them ending in the money much much lower.

It's suffering, but I deserve it.

>>22209342
Lol no it’s not

>>22209364
Not to mention I sold QQQ at $275 and bought SQQQ at $26 and 30 minutes later it’s $280 and $24.50

>>22209357
Nope I just bought, it’s going to dump

>>22209357
>he sold the bottom

So I’ve been trading nearly a month now. Finally convinced my wife to let me invest our savings as we save for a house (around 11k). I took about $6,000 and went all in on BLNK after their favorable earnings report. Not even 3 days later and I’m down $1000. I quickly pull out and decide to invest in a safer mainstream company. That fucking company was TSLA on the advice of a few anons. I am down around $1300 again. My question is there any legal recourse I can take against Elon musk for not warning shareholders of a massive dip. When BLNK shit the bed I had atleast 4 different law firms email me about a class action against BLNK. I signed up but all I keep getting are ads for stock market related tax prep.

>>22209352
I have 2.5k in 9/18 133.75c

How fucked am I

>AMD V-shape recovery

wtf happened? i thought this was supposed to crash?

>>22209192
Based and Bush-pilled

Why are lines all the same.

>>22209352
i think apple will hit 130 by December

>>22209376
The only thing that's not blood red for me, how much do you have?

4k poorfag here

>>22209393
>unemployment 8.4%
>expected 9%+

I think it's a buy the dip faggot signal

>>22209399
this is a literal repeat of yesterdays 11:35 rally before the mega dump. enjoy!

There is so much money around the 400 strike in puts and calls for TSLA today. There is going to be a wild ride into close.

>>22209410
Honestly I think the lesson is literally dump your money into the account and don't look.

I think the headlines of Apple going back below $2 trillion really set off the alarms on some investors. Something like, "okay, this is too much of an overreaction. Apple is definitely a $2 trillion company. Now is a good time to go back in."

>>22208978
Wonder what the market will do once Trump gets re-elected.

>>22209411
FUCK YOU IM SHORTING THEN ILL SAVE YOU ALL IF IT CSTS ME MY SOUL!

If money is pulled out of stocks, where does it end up? There is no alternative. Checkmate atheists.

Bought and sold a call on MSFT for a quick 150 bucks, but now I'm at my day trade limit until next week :(

>>22209459
>Wonder
You know damn well what's going to happen.

>>22209425
If it's 9/18, it's going to be super rough.
I sold all my Sept/Oct positions because they are way too close for comfort in current market conditions. I would sell those and just buy December or January ones instead ASAP.

What should i buy rn

>>22209352
Bruh AAPL is probably hitting 130 by Tuesday

>>22209459
Since market doesn't care about which boomer is in the white house, not much.

Okay! Portfolio adjusted considerably over past two days.
Still holding: jets, skyw, ko
Sold: norwegian boteslut (to de-risk), silver at a loss, denny (stopped out at break even)
Overal performance about the same as if i had been all in SPY and ate the full drop. Not horrible but not great. I am hoping for further index drop for better cheapies but i'm not sure that'll happen. No short positions yet.

>>22209452
Yeah. Nah. Stocks only go up.

>>22209453
Iron condor it is. Option buyers are not allowed to coom.

Everyone was talking shit about Sasol...sasol actually moved up in the last couple of days lmao

>>22209459
>Banks and shit can keep on pumping for years without having to worry about a US election
I'm thinking bullish

>>22209342
Drink the cum chalice you nigger

Apple about to reach 119 and QQQ holding above 280. Investor confidence is definitely back. We're not seeing insane whiplashes like today morning and yesterday.

We're recooooovering.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WITNESS ME

>>22209490
Oh and palladium. I firgot. I still have pall long.

>>22209341
So this is the power of Keynesian monetary theory?

Impressive!

>he sold TQQQ today

Sooooo should I hold a few sqqq calls from now on so I can at least profit from any more mega drops like this. I can't watch the market and react fast enough for this shit

>just sold half my position at break-even
>either it keeps going up and i make money or now i have more gas in the tank to buy more dips

Buy&Hodl wins again! PATIENTCHADS WW@???

>>22209516
>JPM finally up.

I CANT CLOSE MY PUTS BECAUSE OF ROBINHOODS BULLSHIT DAY TRADING LOCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK

why are the bogs such penny pinchers? I sold all my ARKF at the bottom an hour ago, converting 5% of my portfolio into cash, and everything immediately starts recovering.

>>22209022
Based and sauce?

I want Apple at 105 and Amazon at 3000

Okay. I'm taking another $10k out of the bank to buy some more Apple $125c for January. We're on the road to recovery, for sure. Screencap this. 118 EOD for Apple then a gap up to 120 on Tuesday. Then we crab 120 range until October, then a gap up to 125 sometime mid-October.

>>22209419
I hope this is a larp but you almost sound genuine

Diamond hands bitch.

>>22209579
the PDT rule also applies to options? that’s good to know (i’m a boomer buy and holder so ive never gotten a strike on my account before)

It still smells like a trap!
I'm not going to cave!

>>22209579
heh.

WHY IS IT GOING UPPPPPPPPP

WKHS chads rise up
UTZ frens rise up

>>22209579
Shouldn't have fucked with options

The reversening is happening bois, buckle up for green closing.

>>22209431
Sky net

>>22209610
copypasta from yesterday/earlier this week

>>22209610
Copypasta from r/wsb

I just wish I had more capital to go all in right now.

my first real loss. Fuck this is stinging. I went for a long put on tesla and then it starts going up. I have a week for it to crash again and it must.

>>22209486
Word!

>>22209610
i think it was originally genuine but now it's a copypasta.

I learned my lesson with corona-chan
shit is just gonna go up for no fucking reason so I'm all in you dumb niggers

>stocks

>>22209414
the bottom is whatever I set my stoploss at

Why is this guy talking about jews?

What do I FOMO my last $1.5k into to reverse the -9k losses

>>22209576
This is honestly a great strategy. I should have done that yesterday.

>>22209419
I fucking love this board

Anyone who sold at a loss is gonna be mad at themselves.

>>22209644
Surprised by how well UTZ is doing, I used to live in PA when I was young and ate their snacks regularly. Went to their factory a few times where they sell fresh hot potato chips, pretty great.

Correction is over. Everybody back in.

>>22209685
A cheap second hand car, and a printer. Print the loss and then you can reverse on it with your beat up shit car.

>>22208978
Autism

>>22209634
>yesterday: WHY IS IT GOING DOWNNNNNNN
>today: WHY IS IT GOING UPPPPPPPP

never change, /smg/, you fucking retards.

isnt the 2 peaks with the second one lower than the first one a bearish TA sign? loks like AAPL isnt done dropping

>>22209682
switched tabs, saw "dow gainers" and i thought it was his name

>>22209694
We love you too

Sold TSLA at $400 why go back up

>>22209193
Glad to hear that, i have two 2021 leaps in SLV and QQQ I’ll let ride as well. I hope I can time a good entry point this time heh, cheers fren.

ITS GOING BACK DOWN HOLD ON BOIS!!!!

I bought SPXS when SPY was at 336. You're welcome.

>>22209699
Eatin' a chip off the line is one of those experiences that changes your life. Birds fly a little slower, and pretty girls smile a little longer. It's like the whole world moves just for you.

buy high sell low

Whew, for a moment it looked like Apple was gonna dump below my avg (112) but it's staying above it. Thank god. Still green baby!! (48% of my port is Apple so yeah its a big deal)

>>22209589
Artist is Zankuro.

>>22208978
I guess we are recovered now and I sold for no reason?

I'm calling a bull trap on this.

I only bought some shares on an oil penny stock dip to lower my average, but otherwise fuck buying right now.

I'll buy after market hours. It feels way too much like yesterday. Same bull trap with stuff recovering then the rugpull at around 1-2 pm

Can't trade on Schwab today because they say I don't have enough funds for a transaction (even though I have a few thousand ready to go). Anyone else run into this or is Schwab just saving me from doing something stupid today?

That poor kitty

We just need to finish above 280 QQQ and 118 Apple to bring investor confidence back.

wouldn't be surprised if this ends green today and next week we gain all losses back.
this was just to fuck over leveraged retards in the ass and scare off that retarded twitter wave of new investors

>>22209714
dont you fucking dare i just sold my puts

>>22209660
I fell for the bull trap this morning like an absolute fucking rookie. Only $1,000 so whatever. I have more cake on the way but it's probably not going to land until thursday and we'll be back to normal before then. It is what it is.
I'm just happy I held strong and didn't panic sell like these little bitches. Timing the market is one thing but having paper hands is inexcusable.

>>22209730
Fuck.

>>22209419
Is this pasta? Holy shit

>>22209763
no

>>22209419
>safer mainstream company
>TSLA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>22209751
same lmao

took a big loss but honestly this market is so volatile it's not worth it rn

>>22209756
Do you have other open orders that haven't been filled?

>>22209752
I mean, I wouldn't want to hold over a 3day with action like this before it.

>>22209341

The money printing has leveled off......and the market starts to tank....hmmmm......

It's almost like the Fed is propping up the market with the printing machine....

MY 300% GAIN ON WAYFAIR IS GONE

He's speaking

>>22209772
I sold my October positions at a 12k loss today (16k -> 4k) and bought back Apple calls with it. I'll be happy if it even goes +100% by December. It's pretty ITM though so not super leveraged. But if Apple hits 125 by December I make back 5k and then some..

>>22209694
it's amazing that the copypasta can be changed so many times yet the stocks always fit the narrative perfectly, it says so much about /biz/

Mr. Trump.....
MAKE MY PORTFOLIO GREAT AGAIN

i have a AAPL call and put, each about the same distance strike from the current price and i thought i would break even and sell whichever one looked like it would tank once i could figure out which direction AAPL was going to go but im still losing money lol

Buying Apple at 90-100.

GO UP GO UP GO UP WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

tqqq $200 on tuesday

>>22209691
the key is breaking up your money enough and knowing where to buy. i start at a -10% dip. then i add every 5% after that and will sell half at break even , wash rinse repeat until it actually stops going down. i split my money in 10 equal portions but sometimes i wonder if it would be better to just split it 5-6 ways instead, my way is safer for an actual crash like covid where i made a killing, but i make less on basic dips. the key is also to pick good companies, FAGMAANN being the obvious choice of course. helps to pick something you actually understand with a strong economic moat.

rate my strategy /smg/. add constructive criticism if you like.

>>22209756
you probably dont have cleared funds because they are little bitches and when you sell they make it take like 2 days to "process" the sale

go to the tab called account summary and look for "cleared funds"

>>22209792
Everything's been filled as far as I can see.

>>22209733
Ok boomer

>cant break 280 resistance
it's fucked. QQQ gonna dump

>>22209825
theta burn

It needs to go to 10000

>>22209749
Based Zankuro poster

>>22209661
lol dude $450 is fucking nothing. Add a 0 to that and that's me for the day and that's still not a big deal.

Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

>>22209771
im nervous too im holding a put like a hot potato right now and my calls are down like $800 dollars i dont know what to do.

>>22209634
Dead cat bounce

>>22209661
Boohoo you are down $450. Im out 6k fml

?

TRUMP STOP TALKING ABOUT NEW YORK AND COVID. START TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING MARKET. I JUST PROFIT TOOK MY SQQQ FOR THIS MEETING, DON'T FUCK WITH ME.

>>22209699
I had always assumed they were already publicly traded, already worldwide. I've grown up with Utz.
I'm glad they're expanding, to let the whole world taste what a good, wholesome snack tastes like.
I'm proud to be an Utz shareholder. ;__;7

>>22209811
BASED DIGITS
TAKE MY ENERGY
REAP MY GAINZ
DO IT Mr. TRUMP
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

>>22209908
What was your plan? Where was your stop before?

I want to buy this dip so bad.

>WKHS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FscIgtDJFXg

>>22209846
Nigger

>>22209772
did you buy calls? because thats what i did and now im down over a grand

Cash crew, how comfy are we rn

The greatest feeling you can get in the market or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the market is the pump. Let’s say you buy calls, J pow is inflating into your Spy after hours and that’s what we call the pump. Your calls get a really tight feeling like your account is going to explode any minute and it’s really tight and it’s like someone is pumping air into your ETFs and it’s just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. It’s as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know having sex with my wife and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming during market hours, I am getting the feeling of cumming on the weekend, I am getting the feeling of cumming during a Trump speech, when I pump up, when I post my gains in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling so I am cumming day and night. It’s terrific right? So I am in heaven.

>>22209875
yeah AAPL is literally just hovering at the same price now like a fuckign bitch

>>22209951
no u

>>22209856
Cash/cash investments are the same, but settled funds are zero.

>>22209980
I'd rather have Apple hover 118 steady instead of whiplashing to 116 and 119 constantly. Steady brings investor confidence back..

Trump said NOTHING about the market. Just vaccine this vaccine that its over

>>22209749
Thanks kani bro

>>22209967
Extremely.
Crashing this market... with NO SURVIVORS!

>>22209972
i wish i was you

>>22210024
Good. Everytime he talks about the market or tweets, it tanks.

>>22209903
>>22209921
if my put goes out of the money before 9/11 it will be -30%

ORANGE MAN TALKING ABOUT FOREIGN ECONOMIES. TALK ABOUT OURS. HELP US.

>>22208978
GAMESTOPPERS NEVER STOP
THIS IS OUR THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5xzaDo5Q54

Alright!
Kick back, relax, and grab yourself a beverage
Or hop if you want to just bounce to my leverage
The evidence, as they say is in the pudding
So show me the money, like my name is Cuba Gooding
It ain't fools gold, its gold, fool
Can't stop won't stop keeping it old school, so cool
Big Spoon is my nom de plume
I keep it popping like a needle in a new balloon
And if you don't know by now then you need more schoolin'
Let loose kid, get stupid
Got more flavor than I know what to do with
So get your hands up if you're part of the movement
And bump to the bump to the baseline
I made it rock before your phone had Facetime
Yessiree, you know my steeze
I stay fresh to death like I'm drowning in Febreze

[Chorus]
Up up and away we go
Up up and it's making me glow
Up up and away we go
Up up, and I'm liking it
Up up and away!

>>22209772
good ol iv crush

I am bummed I lost money but this correction is looking pretty significant. worse than the June one.

When all the dust settles with the TESLA split selloff party, what price do you think it will bottom out at?

>>22209791
I sold for 3% gains yesterday lol. Blew out 10% from the past month though :(

tqqq chad's, you bought the dip right?

>already up %30
Hahahah, get fucked BoBo-san

Should I sell or hold help

>>22209958
No I only buy bags

>>22209946
Just super fucking bullish to see it pushing $18 right now, honestly.

>>22209967
very. i spent 20% at close yesterday. probably will have another 20% at close today, leaving a healthy 60% in case it goes even lower

Aaaaaaa

>>22209717
they don't call it a "double top" or "head and shoulders" for nothing.

THIS IS OLD MONEY SHOWING TECH WHOS BOSS. YOU DONT THINK WE HAVE BEZOS' NET WORTH x100 OFFSHORE? WE MADE CHINA AND WE'LL TEAR YOU DOWN. WE ARE THE ETERNAL PARADIGM NOW BOW DOWN

QQQ TO 200

>>22210085
Might buy a few October calls tho

>>22209579
u can still close them if you need to... but then you cant trade for 90 days

>>22210085
No, I bought the bull trap senpai

>>22210067
SP inclusion memes and battery meme day are the last stands of TSLA. Then it will slowly slide to sub 200 because of options chain battles every week by Friday.
This last pump near the end of the month will be the last exit pump.

>>22209958
>DCA through dips
>actually own stock
>can hodl as long as i need to
>if i hodl at least a year the government literally gives me 15% more gains

why not just buy stock?

this vaccine is being rushed wtf

>>22210120
Dear Mr. Ratto

You are very cute, would give a scritch.

>>22208978
Jesus Christ, they really need to ban Robinhoods ability to get around T+2 rules people are just going to rush in and we really might be green its just fucking stupid

RKT Chads what are we doing?

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT SERBIA AND KOSOVO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I have $3k riding on deep OTM GME calls. AMA

Huh got lucky I guess. Sold some Microsoft to buy the Apple dip and the cash settled today. Noticed that GAXY hit .017ish again and tossed funds there instead.

Trump should not talk about the market.. that always crashes it.

Theres got to be another sell off right? Fuck this gay shit if not I wish I’d of jumped in an hour ago if that was the bottom

>>22210085
nah I bought apple calls

>>22209024
Took me a moment to long to see what you did there.

What’s TQQQ and why did I buy it and should I sell it at this point?
Only got a fraction of it so I could shrug the $20 loss

Bull trap right now. Dont buy. Rugpull will hit in about an hour.

>>22210180
How deep OTM ? And what was market price when you bought

>>22210172
Robinchads are singlehandedly going to prop the market up on their shoulders for Papa Dons sake

>>22210120

>trump sucking off (((kosovo))) while American markets burn because of zero stimulus

Based

>>22209967
Comfy

>>22210115
weeeeeeeee!

lol

>>22209967

Irritated if that was the bottom

>>22210172
>T+2 rules

what?

TSLA going up, market reversing
it's over bobo

>be me
>buys SQ
>immediately in the green

I barely fucking stayed green.

>>22210137
I want to see what would happen if an inclusion was announced before close today.

>stonks only go up
Liars...

What stocks should I try to knife catch?

tdoc chads wya

buy the dip

TESLAMARINES

WE ARE EXONERATED

>>22210252
Better safe than sorry

I like Apple. They'll be earning loads of money and giving shareholders epic gains for years to come. However have you looked at DAL today? It's on the upswing. Over 30 and going. Makes you wonder. DAL @ 60 per in 2 years or Apple @ 300 in 2 years. Which would get there first/quicker? It's all about the gains and who'll provide them sooner. I'm for damn sure not gonna turn 40 without 100,000 staring back at me.

who here /diamond/ hands?

>>22210254
no

>WKHS +4%

VEE SHAPED RECOVERY

he shorted?

>>22210254
>falling for a dead cat bounce
Kek

Last call for cheapies

Stop being a pussy

Buy the fucking dip

Its time if you didnt

Line go down too fast.
WHOA NELLY SLOW DOWN THERE.

>amd and nvda got royally fucked
>intc barely got scratched because it was already fucked
kek thanks for itncel cheapies

>>22209207

QQQ is fucked. SPY is going back up but not because of tech.

>>22210269
Zoom out.

I just realized that I ran out of whisky, been out since monday.
Welp, time to go fix that.

back to selling puts it seems

>>22210221
I don't want damn commies getting my sheckles.

>>22210173
Buying more

Last call for cheapies pussy

I bought the dip at the bottom today.

Dont miss this shit

>>22210335
Intel has no future and is not worth holding.

>>22210323
What should I buy?
Any specific FATGMANN? Some non-tech?

>>22210301
Unit sales have been declining YoY for the last 5 years. They've been able capture most of that loss by increasing their high-end prices, but that can obviously go on so far before consumer demand at that price level hits a cliff. PC sales have also been in decline with intangible benefit to most people when upgrading. The hardware market is hitting saturation point. Software will follow in short order.

>>22210171
Nice

>>22210306
For me it's more like /corpse/ hands at this point.

>>22210370
RRGB

>>22210209
Not worried. I sold at a profit. Im gonna wait for market to stabilize. As long as it keeps moving erratically week over week I'm not interested in holding long term. Would rather swing for gains and jump out. Evem with the hige crash i walked away with a net positive compared to all those who bought Apple at 139 or Tesla at 510ish

Lads, I fell asleep. Any cheapies left?

>>22210370
Do it yourself

>>22210370
TSLA. Why would you buy anything else?

>>22210369
I havent been following semiconductor competition, why is Intel done ?
Did AMD really make a come back ?

holy shit lmao AMD really is going sub 40 EOW.

Im glad my sacrifice to the market gods allowed us to go up
I'll close my sqqq at the close

Realizing it'd be retarded to be dumb, what are some good options simulators?

>>22210369
This,. Everyone is moving to ARM or AMD

i hope you retards are buying cvac

>mfw I dumped all my left over income into Gold Miners

Got $1.67 left in my account for the rest of the month. Wish me luck senpai

TSLA MOONING
TSLA MOONING

CRASH AVERTED
THANK YOU JEROME

It needs to drop below 10k

I don't think this semen-slurping sport is for me.

How are you not up today?

>>22210440
What?

lol at workhorse

>>22210423
who the fuck is buying a company with a PE over a 1000, only accounts for 0.3% of autos, and allegedly worth more than fucking Toyota? Hell, they were posting insane losses up until recent "profits"

And i am now green for the day, im a trading genius

>>22210414
TWLO is still down a bit today, as is API, if you're into that stuff
Not by much though

there's simply no way this is the end of it

>>22210465
Why it's going up?

>>22210370
You should watch it burn

Wow, Apple might really close >120 today and QQQ >281. That's a good sign of recovery and investor confidence.

>>22210432
intel doesnt even manufacture its own processors, they buy stuff from TSM

Friendly reminder to all newfags and robinhood bros that you get free money for referring other anons who also get free money

>>22210465
pretty fucking crazy

>dollar plummets
>stonks moon
poetry

GAS THE BOOMERS

>>22210465
There was no reason for it to have dropped in the first place. It's a legitimate growth stock with legitimate potential and expected revenue. I hope you bought some cheapies. :)

>>22210432
Apple showed Intel the door. High end computers are now using AMD. Low end are looking at ARM. Intel has no home.

>>22210476
it's over, bobo
big green dildo incomming
for your ass, that is

>>22210478
Hahaha you're making money

Loser!

>>22210489
been trying but nobody wants to get in on stocks

>>22210478
Most likely will get some of the contract. Expect it'll put it $25-$30 range

>>22210152
>Steals you 15% less gains

Horse go fast

>>22210469
friggin mars colonies, dude
brain implant remote driving tesla on mars, dude

>They didn't buy not paper gold

See your later fags

>Fake recovery so tesla can stay above 400

think my iron hands are paying off lads

Apple dropped SHARPER THAN COVID-19 MARCH in the past 2 days.

Do you guys REALLY think this much of a correction is justified? I REALLY think that was the bottom.

>>22210306
Couldn't see the logic in selling. I don't sell until they hit the circuit breakers

>>22210509
i hold 7500 cheapies since $4 :)

new

>>22210557
>>22210557
>>22210557

TSLA IS GREEN

>Tesla back over 410
Still too many retail clowns in the market, good time to sell.

the apple calls I bought are making money i'm saved

>>22210449
Any reason why Gold over e.g. Silver miners?

Just bought a shitload of NVDA

>>22210452
9/4 500c bro should have bought a longer dated call, eh? looks like the tutes finally finished shaking out all of the zoomers

retard here. If I have a stop loss set for everything on RH can I still sell everything? Or do I have to cancel the stop loss first?

>>22210489
normies are retarded, I told some friends about literal free money from a bank bonus by just shifting around their savings but no, they have car payments and shoes to buy

>>22210323
Bought cheapies yesterday and today. I feel like the market will just kind of wiggle around next week up and down, so I am saving 20% of my cash to walk around cherry picking next week. But some of the tech dick droop, bought some oil, bought some gold, bought some yolo Tesla and Arkw. I don;t know what other sectors I want to get into atm, but I'll think over the weekend.

>>22209830
This. The blood shed is not over

>>22210506
OH NO BOBOS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>22209752

yeah this is a bull trap

tech is too expensive, it's crashing more on tuesday if retards keep buying the dip.

>>22210563
Extremely based

>>22210716
Tried to tell my mom to leave wells fargo for literally any other bank. But "Wells Fargo is old and trust-able, and I like using cash". 0.02% Interest in her savings, why even bother? Boomers just stay where they are no matter what.

>>22210557
>>22210557
>>22210557

So Abe resigns, and suddenly a Japanese bank (SoftBank) exercises all of the unprecedentedly huge amount of call options they had been accumulating over summer, and the market drops 5%. Hmmm... According to the Financial Times, this is what was responsible for the drop yesterday

>>22210815
>0.02%
Absolutely disgusting.

>>22210506
My account remains unchanged because it is in Euros...