/biz/ - Business & Finance

How do you lose everything when stocks are down like 5-10% lmao

>>22192224
>$28
My networth swings in the $100s every day

>>22192325
>$100s
Try $1000s

>$28

kek wsb really is as worthless as this board

>>22192262
By being an idiot who gambled on futures instead of just buying and selling, Kek.

28$ the absolute fkn state

>>22192224
>28 bucks


jesus, I live in Brazil and even I could stand losing a couple of hundred dollars today, just gotta hold

>>22192224
where the fuck do people find wives
why do I feel like marrying after 18 is just zogged

>itt autists that can't discern sarcasm in writing

>>22192325
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>>22192420
And I thought /biz/ was poor holy fuck. My pet rocks are worth more than his family...

>>22192262
Some retards are using 200x leverage. We're seeing a dot com level crash soon, if the fed bails them out it's fucking over for America.

>wallstreetbets
kek
weren’t they always “beating us” at gains.
get rekt reddit
at least here you embrace the loss first then receive gains second.

>>22192417
never use more than 1% of your stack on a gamble like that.

>>22192325
You think thats fucked up. I lost half of my 1500 dollar portfolio in these past days
Im fucked how do I tell my mom

>>22192224
Fuck I’ve paid more in gas fees to exit a pnd

>>22192392
Fuck you sirs- my 3.6 single Link shares are going to the $1000 EOY
My village will have that new Rickshaw soon sirs
Mr Sergey just has to do the needful and revert to me with the necessary

>>22192471
If you can’t tell that post is a joke you might be more retarded than anyone on that board

>>22192224
>We are gonna see mass suicides of redditors soon.
fixed

>>22192325
>>22192374
mfw I'm not sure if you are baiting. when did /biz/ come this poor? what happened

>>22192431
Read enough early Christian writers until you almost become Orthodox, go to church, and realize that the girls that look like models never had to develop a personality and are the most encouraged by the culture to whore around. If you're bright, consider trolling the classics or STEM graduate students for 7/10 women. Get into beer brewing, or bee keeping, or lifting, or food pantry volunteering, or any fucking thing but just fucking around on this site. Be something worth giving up freedom for. Be a catch.

wait your telling me this faggot is crying over 28 singular dollars?

>>22192224
holy shit what a retard

>>22192617
they had three years.

>>22192374
>$1000s
Try Billions

>>22192224
Hey /u/SanJose_Sharks - if you're reading this

Yes, they would be better off without you. Fucking RETARD. AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA xDDD fucking MORON LMFAO HAHAHAHA

>>>/smg/
Back to your containment thread

>>22192466
that's a sexy layout

That’s a troll post right?

I actually almost felt bad for the guy At first but then it turned into the most pushy shit I’ve ever heard all day.

>$28
I lost $10,000 in the past 2 days and am not concerned.

>>22192325
>100s
The state of newfags. I'm down a ferrari or 2 this week

>>22192374
>He has NOT put $10.000 into sushi on $0,74
>He did NOT farm 3 different pairs on KIMCHI and sold tendies with profit.
>He has NOT put in $46.000 in bacon 20 hours ago and printed the shit out of it.
>He DIDNT use his ampl stack before the crash to farm Springroll and pump it all

Get on my lvl

>>22193412
*dump
excuse me I didnt sleep for 2 days.

Btw those shitfoods might all be in for another round. Just saying...

You only lose if you sell

>>22192438
it's very strange

>>22192617
i watched 60k disappear today lmfao

>>22192224
would be great
normies get reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekt
fucking nigger supporting faggots

Do people here not understand sarcasam?

The first comment in the Reddit thread calls it out for the shitpost that it is.

>>22192325
Step aside, peasants.

>>22192631
Are you high or actually retarded? Read this twice, have no clue what youre trying to say.

Its Time to buy ETH, RIPPLE, COCOS-BCX..

My 3D change in portfolio is north of $250k and this bitch is crying over $28. Suck one(1) dick for $30 and there's groceries. Rebbits have no perspective. Have they never had single bad thing happen to them before? I've been ripped off for more than that on fucking aliexpress.

>>22193412
Any tips for a poorfag with 3k stablecoins? Is the best way to get in on stuff like sushi having 5 figures to put down on farming it?

>>22193566
Damn. All link? Everything but tron got murdered, and still that shit ain't even at my break even. What the hell happened today?

If she married him with a whole $28 dollars of disposable income, my $1000 robinmeme account will allow me to do some foul shit to that woman.

>>22193740
I heard the Korean cops raided a large exchanged based there.

>>22192617
Probably redditniggers.
Don’t worry they will go away.
I am down $88k today and $51k yesterday.
Not a poorfag so no need to cash out at a loss.

>>22193827
How tf are you at a loss in a bull market lmfao

>>22193707
Do yearn or incelsius or cryptocum. Fucking sushi? How many times do you think you can pull out in time? Stablecoins offer some nice safe returns. If that's your main hold you should hold on to it. Tempting fate with scams is the extreme sports of finance, unless you know what you are doing I'd only go in with play money. I wish I had perfect timing too but the risk of losing it all is just too high with memefoods. If you want to be degenerate you'd have more dignity with bitmex. At least people pretend that one's not a scam.

>>22193907
I am down last two days, the whole market is down last two days.
Inb4 you tell me some random microcap that’s up.

>>22193523
i don't know why this made me laugh so hard lol

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>>22193523
i swing planets you pathetic monkeys

>>22193964
>Not a poorfag so no need to cash out at a loss
Did you just start investing 2 days ago?

I lost $3000 this morning, still up, lol not selling

>>22192631
>almost become Orthodox
>almost
endlessly based and one-true-churchpilled

>>22193989
Based and cool

>>22193917
>I wish I had perfect timing too but the risk of losing it all is just too high with memefoods. If you want to be degenerate you'd have more dignity with bitmex. At least people pretend that one's not a scam.
Thanks. I've gathered pretty quickly that memefoods are useless. I'm interested in farming something like Reserve or FTM with the hopes that it goes to $1.00, but keeping most of my bag in a yearn vault.

>>22193995
It’s about market cycles, I tethered out 5% of my position at $12k already, that’s enough money to live a fuck you lifestyle until the next market cycle if we are indeed done for this cycle, I don’t believe we are done just yet, but I have planned for the worst case as well.