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>>22177982

>> No.22178022

well i bought some WMT

>> No.22178024

holy shit i'm up!!!! my UVXY calls worked holy fucking shit

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Reminder that i did this. Thank me right now

>> No.22178035

Daily reminder that selling covered calls is a scam to make you baghold stocks while scrounging for pennies

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>> No.22178053
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WOOHOOO!

Still green baby!

>> No.22178056
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Sup stockies, that's what you get for not buying LINK. Later losers

>> No.22178059

>>22178034
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.22178060
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22178060

At last...

>> No.22178066
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22178066

>What is this sound? Someone must be selling! To the printer!

>> No.22178069

>>22178035
Sure, but its still usually better than all dividend "strats". That is how awful those are.

>> No.22178070
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First for anime

>> No.22178072
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22178072

Jpow what are you doin, man? Replace the fucking toner cartridge already!

>> No.22178076

>>22178034
You actually believed the people who said "Just buy TSLA calls it's free money" lmao

>> No.22178077

>>22178035
no it's a way to make the shares you hold for divvies or capital gains earn you additional money FAGGOT

>> No.22178090
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Oh noes I'm financially destroyed!

>> No.22178102

>>22177982
If Apple goes under 120 I will eat shit live on Facebook, if I get no digits this is a lie.

>> No.22178106
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>>22177982
>OPEN THE DISCOUNT WINDOW!!!!!!!!!!
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OPEN THE DISCOUNT WINDOW!!!!!!!!!!
>OPEN THE DISCOUNT WINDOW!!!!!!!!!!
OPEN THE DISCOUNT WINDOW!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaKnDMv6ceg

>> No.22178108
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is this the real crash?

>> No.22178112
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>>22178053
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22178117

THE PUMP FAILED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.22178121
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How long am I going to be bag holding my TQQQ and FNGU? Why the fuck did NAIL take a shit too? It just seems like literally everything is garbage today

>> No.22178122
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My covered calls are all money today.

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>>22178034

>> No.22178128

>>22177982
So whenever pre market is up bigly is when you should sell as the rug pull is happening.

>> No.22178133
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>the market has been an obedient money printer for months
>now I'm the market's fucktoy
H-hot

>> No.22178143

>>22178108
I hope so

>> No.22178151
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>>22178066
LET'S DO IT MR. J, ONE MORE TIME!

>> No.22178153
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>>22178106
Gotta download the full size pic my dude

>> No.22178154
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Show me your actual gains, bears, and not your larping I-told-you-so bullshit. Do it.

>> No.22178160
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nvda

>> No.22178164
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/green/ club

>> No.22178172

>>22178108
No this is just the windup for doombull market.

>> No.22178177

Puts on NIO

>> No.22178179
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You newfags need to stop freaking out for your own sake. We did double this every day for 2 weeks and look where we are now.

>> No.22178181
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>> No.22178193

>>22178112
Was bottom right person kill?

>> No.22178197
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I pulled out.

>> No.22178200

>>22178069
Both are garbage

>> No.22178206

>>22178154
Boss, my inverse is nowhere near this cool

>> No.22178213

>>22178179
the freaking out is part of the charm, are you saying you didnt enjoy the bobo posting in march?

>> No.22178214
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Holy fuck

Why did I buy tsla at 480. I could have used that money right now to buy some dips.

Now I only have emergency money like 1.5k that I dont want to use because I feel like this dip isn't over

>> No.22178216

Buy gold faggots

>> No.22178219
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Stob bls

>> No.22178221

>>22178154
Why can't we have another march? Can September please be another crash?

>> No.22178222

When is the live meow jump?

>> No.22178226

>>22177982
List of stocks to accumulate
>V
>PLUG
>BLNK
>AAPL
>HIX

>> No.22178233
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Post green stocks,
>Seaboard

>> No.22178235

>>22178193
Thats an irl pink wojak

>> No.22178236

Had my first big returns in a while, God is good (all the time)!

>> No.22178250

>>22178197
Dude, did you ever wake up??? You missed the alarm. Bro, you're dreaming, please open your eyes!

>> No.22178254

>>22178034
I hate whoever this is, tries to make things as hard to understand as possible, Call Tesla nothing listed, 1.000 looks like 1000 contracts. Just bonkers

>>22178060
Eat your heart out WSB

>> No.22178255

Ready the popcorn tomorrow as the true vultures smell blood on TSLA and have a bidding war with BAC, JPM, and WFC for the 400p expiring tomorrow that they sold as a hedge when they gave Elon more weed money.

>> No.22178258

>>22178213
I most definitely did and still do, but so many of these newfags are dumping bags and doing wild shit. I'd much rather enjoy some idiots on twitter losing their bags over our boys.

>> No.22178260

>>22178160
The problem with Nvidia is normal people don't know the name or what they even do. Not the same as tesla and apple.

>> No.22178271
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Fun time is over, bears, now get back into your cuck cages for the next two months.

>> No.22178276

>>22178108
No. The stock market is independent from the actual economy. The Fed will likely put BRRR into over drive.

>> No.22178278

>>22178108
No long term bullish. March part 2 electric boogaloo.

>> No.22178279

>>22178219
Oh damn, -$10. I'd be financially ruined.

>> No.22178282

TQQQ is slowly recovering some what

>> No.22178288
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>>22177982
At least I sold my stocks for profit, NOW ITS DIP TIME. Will the nasdaq bounce of the 21 day exponential moving averages, or will it test the 50 day line again? Find out next week.

>> No.22178294

>>22178233
ZNGA
REFR

>> No.22178296

>>22178153
where do I buy a t-shirt that says "FAG"

asking for a friend

>> No.22178297
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tell me about this candle

>> No.22178300
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>CNBC says investors shouldn't worry

HOLY SHIT FUCKING PANIC AAAAAAAAA

>> No.22178302

>>22178200
Didn't say they weren't. Theta gang is true bottom feeding though.

>> No.22178306

>>22178258
As long as they aren't selling at a loss who cares? I dumped my RTX bags for AAPL and NET cheapies.

>> No.22178326

>>22178276
Retard. You can only stay disconnected from reality for so long.

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>>22178022
Smart and safe.

>> No.22178329

>SOMEONE JUMPED FROM THE NYSE BUILDING
SOMEONE JUMPED FROM THE NYSE BUILDING
>SOMEONE JUMPED FROM THE NYSE BUILDING
SOMEONE JUMPED FROM THE NYSE BUILDING
>SOMEONE JUMPED FROM THE NYSE BUILDING
SOMEONE JUMPED FROM THE NYSE BUILDING

>> No.22178335

Are we dipping tomorrow too?
I wanna get some NET cheapies.

>> No.22178337
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>>22178271
I hate that you're right about this.

We get one day every few months. Then market screams higher

Every time

>> No.22178338

>>22178300
Normies are about to get dumped on and they don't even realize it.

>> No.22178339
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>>22178288
>Gaps up to $180 on open tomorrow

Tch, nothing personelle, kid!

>> No.22178350

AMAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
DO NOT FAIL ME NOW

>> No.22178351

HELLO BUY GOLD YOU DEGENERATE GAMBLERS

>> No.22178352

Surely the jews are going to pump after-market and we'll end in the green right?
right?

>> No.22178355

>>22178297
Nobody cared about it until it became red.

>> No.22178366
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>half of portfolio is xom @50
>another half is chef @18

>> No.22178368
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PLEASE tell me this will recover within the next few months?

I need this money it's my savings and I'm old...ish. Once recovery happens I'll exit and reassess and learn more.

>> No.22178369

>>22178335
nigga it hit $36 how low are you asking?

>> No.22178373
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>Is this "bobo" with us right now?

>> No.22178378
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I haven't said this in 6 months but
I am financially ruined

>> No.22178379

>>22178338
>about to

Theyve been getting dumped on since the 1st

>> No.22178383
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Uhhhhhh ....
CPB chads?
Are we gonna be okay?

>> No.22178395

>>22178329
Too good to be true, sauce or gtfo

>> No.22178398

>>22178368
lol try tomorrow

>> No.22178401
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>just woke up
wtf is happening

>> No.22178410

>>22178035
What are you selling calls on? If you’re holding garbage and selling CCs on it, yeah, you’re going to get fucked. It should be paired with good companies and you should be preying on elevated IV.

>> No.22178419
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https://planetnews.com/live/stock-update.html?mepr-unauth-page=40&redirect_to=%2Famerican%2Fcnbc-america.html

Daily Reminder CNBC talking heads are fucking retarded.

>> No.22178418

>>22178368
its dumping more. rip

>> No.22178422

Anyone else thinking of grabbing some AMD right before close?

>> No.22178423

>>22178326
That's not true at all, the market has been disconnected from reality since 2011

>>22178368
>aapl
Yes it's fucking Apple even Buffet thinks it's a safe play
>TQQQ, FNGU
Depends how far we drop

>> No.22178430

>>22178368
Jesus

I'm only down 7%

But thats fucking brutal. I knew tqqq leveraged etf was a fucking gamble

>> No.22178429

>>22178401
You missed your alarm.

>> No.22178431
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>>22178368
oh no..

>> No.22178438

>>22178216
I hope this is the right play. It looks like it with the dollar's behaviour today. I don't want to see another juke like March.

>> No.22178441

>>22178164
Fuck invesco. They stole Oppenheimer from us.

>> No.22178442

>>22178366
I feel you on XOM, but I was able to average down to 44.

>> No.22178447
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I DUMPED MY LIFE SAVINGS INTO CCL PUTS YESTERDAY AAAAAA

>> No.22178449

I am willing to bet someone on here right now my triple digit portfolio we hit limit down breaker within 5 minutes tomorrow.

>> No.22178452
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Market closes in two minutes, say your prayers!!!!!!!!

>> No.22178454

>>22178368
baby hands

>> No.22178458

WHY ARE PEOPLE BUYING????? IS IT GOING UP TOMORROW???

>> No.22178467

>>22178368
>buying the literal top of TQQQ
On the other hand, with how this clown market is going it’ll be back within the month

>> No.22178475

>>22178401
Big daddy tsla is correcting and it sent everything down with it.

Just like when bitcoin goes down it brings everything down with it.

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>>22178383
yes

>> No.22178490
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just bought 11 TQQQ and 6 SOXL! hope they are blood fucking red tomorrow!

>> No.22178498
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somebody photoshop the /smg/ Chili's with flames on it

>> No.22178499

>>22178410
Lmao its apple. And seling calls is a scam.

>apple cost basis 122
>was 132
>sold 135 weekly for 300$
>immediately dumps to 129, contract went to 1
>wowee im up 200$ but down 300$
>stock goes up to 135
>contract pumps to 8$

Wow im sure glad i locked in that profit!

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>>22178368
That ain’t shit, let me know when you hit 20%

>> No.22178505
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yeah, i'm thinking we're back

>> No.22178508

>>22178458
>why are people buying
Because it went down
>will it go up tomorrow
Idk it's gotta go up eventually

>> No.22178507

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

>> No.22178509

AAAAAAAH THAT VOLUME CANDLE

>> No.22178510

>>22178383
I just had a bowl of their delicious minestrone soup if that helps.

>> No.22178511

>>22178458
No, buying action at end of red day means more red the next day.

>> No.22178512

>market is up 50% in 3 months
>duuurr it's only going to go up? should i buy tesla and amzon at ATH????
>noooo how could this happen to me

>> No.22178514

>>22178475
>Big daddy tsla is correcting and it sent everything down with it.
>Just like when bitcoin goes down it brings everything down with it.
why does this happen

>> No.22178519

>>22178458
You think Donny pump will let the stock market do poorly in an election year.

>> No.22178523

and thats a wrap

>> No.22178524

>>22178133
Still have to finish this comic sometime

>> No.22178525

>>22178458
>Shook out all the women and zoomers
>Lines goes up after

WOW

>> No.22178528

>>22178296
Wear an Eagles shirt and take a pic. Then shop it to say fag. Easy as changing the E to F and dropping the other letters.

>> No.22178536

>>22178524
pls link this comic thx

>> No.22178539

Lol nice fake jewish AH pumping as soon as it closes. Fucking faggots.

>> No.22178540

WEAK HANDS SHAKEN OUT
WE PUMP NOW

>> No.22178545
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>>22178501
Jesus fuck.

Post the damage anons

>> No.22178548

Goldchad here, ready to cry moneyniggers?

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>>22178519

>> No.22178556
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>>22177982

DING DING DING DING DING!

>> No.22178562
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hey we only wiped out half my unrealized gains and I bought a bunch of cheapies, that wasn't too bad

>> No.22178569

>>22178539
>not buying in the last 10 minutes of a -5% day
NGMI

>> No.22178572
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Here's what I bought buys:

Calls on:
Disney
Boeing
Hyliion

W1sh me Luck$$$$

>> No.22178590
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22178590

Buy more???????????

I bought an NVDA, AMD, SOXL, and REGN instead! And 2 SQ by accident.

>> No.22178593

we mooning again

>> No.22178595

>>22178306
I think a lot are.

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>>22178545

>> No.22178608

I dinged at -3.65

>> No.22178612
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>>22178545
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

IT'S THE ONLY THING
THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.22178617

Ended the day -4.79% (-$1,800)
Wanna fucking die

>> No.22178622

>>22178536
https://www.breastfeeding-problems.com/how-to-breastfeed.html

>> No.22178624

>WE WARNED YOU ABOUT THE LEVERAGED ETFS BRO

>> No.22178625
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what faggot told me commercial real estate was bad

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I went all in with my cash around 2 hours and it just kept dipping. I think I might actually kill myself..

>> No.22178633
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Mother FUCKER

>> No.22178637

>>22178572
Good luck anon. What expirary? I grabbed a tsla call for next week. Strike of 600 for the lulz.

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>JIM ON CNBC
JIM ON CNBC
>JIM ON CNBC
JIM ON CNBC
>JIM ON CNBC
JIM ON CNBC
>JIM ON CNBC
JIM ON CNBC
>JIM ON CNBC
JIM ON CNBC
>JIM ON CNBC
JIM ON CNBC
>JIM ON CNBC
JIM ON CNBC
>JIM ON CNBC
JIM ON CNBC

>> No.22178645

>>22177982
Hey I haven't been here much today. Had KCAC been talked about much? I guess its a solid state battery SPAC that bill gates is getting involved in. Its up real bigly

>> No.22178648

>>22178617
-11.60%

>> No.22178653

screw your optics, i'm going in

>> No.22178654
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 2.86%, pretty ouchie! UVXY verties in the maxxed-out zone, other than that seeing a good bit of red. Interesting that DXY is down at the same time as /gc, wondering if goldies won't break their range and now is the time to buy. Also wondering if I should go harder on VIX or purchase MSFT, uhhh we'll see how futures look tonight. Daily reminder that breaking out of the indices psychological range of the greed zone tm would be very bad, but we haven't hit those levels yet, spx still in thick(ish) volume

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Reposting because there's still room for red wojaks.

I hope you sold anons.

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BWHAOAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.22178665

>>22178514
Probably people trying to grab funds to buy the thing thats down

>> No.22178669
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>>22178545
-$2160.25, -3.83 across all accounts
i hope it goes downward parabolic, i need my cheapies

>> No.22178672

>>22178595
Well we all made mistakes in our first crash, I was bagholding SQQQ into April lmao

They'll either kill themselves or grow up so fast

>> No.22178675
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lol i just remembered that TQQQ kid spamming his spreads shit since Monday... rip retard

>> No.22178679

>>22178122

Im going to switch from options gambling to selling premium. Just deposited a bunch of money into my account. I was planning on doing it before today's fun, but this just sealed it for me.

What are you running covered calls on?

>> No.22178682

>>22178654
I am fucking ruined

>> No.22178680
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>>22178629

RIP

>> No.22178690

>>22178654
Down 3.15%, bought some GM calls at open and still bagholding a SLV call. I'd only be down 2% if it wasn't for that. Comfy day though.

>> No.22178694

>>22178654
up 5.13% on the day
up .31% after hours

>> No.22178695

>Leverage your enture economy
>People still buy in the markets

Seriously fuckers, what else did you expect? You need a strong base economic to build a big financial sector, US is on the verge of total collapse.

>> No.22178697

>>22178629
Never go all in when it dips so hard, especially if it's not Friday or Monday.

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>>22178654
Ding Ding Dingo fuck yourself.

>> No.22178705

>>22178637
Average 180 days on all.

Boeing & Disney...Easy vaccine Calls
Hyliion...Merger happens, it's going to $70, possibly 90 like NKLA.

>> No.22178706

>>22178499
It’s not a day trade position. You’re in it for the decay. Just roll your calls out another week.

>> No.22178708

>>22178545
-5% couldve been much worse if i didnt have hedges

>> No.22178717

>>22178679
Dont fucking do it. Covered calls are a scam. If anything just sell puts.

>> No.22178720

>RKT still dipping
Rocketbros...

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>>22178654
Fucking awful dingbro, not comfy in the slightest. -9.92% today. Two whole weeks wiped out. The west part is that if I just waited two more days I would've had all that cash I was sitting on to buy cheapies. I don't even want to talk about it anymore...

>> No.22178727

Had leverage x5 on
amzn, microsoft, apple and amd

i deserve this

>> No.22178728

>>22178625
>6 months of eating shit
>1.1% green day
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
By the way, almost all REITfags are outperformed by the superior chadREITs of EQUIX, QTS, and DLR
I am giving you this advice so you become free of the boomer parasitic thoughts in your head.

>> No.22178730
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tomorrow will be green right bros?

>> No.22178731

>>22178654
-4% but I bought NVDA at 3:55. Really need to pull out of ARKK.

>> No.22178732

>>22178514
unironically algorithms and high frequency trading

the problem with the "retail doesnt move the market" myth is that the vast majority of institutional money isn't controlled by humans, so the only human signal that the algorithms have is Robinhood traders

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>>22178326
I don't think you fundamentally understand. The stock market is a meme market. Very few companies after their IPO actually issue new stock. Very few shares of the whole are publicly sold. The incentive to keep share market cap high is because the board holds shares, and are incentivized to keep shares high to a degree where profit is actually less desirable than stock price increases. E.g., it's preferable to decrease your profitability and buyback stock than it is to actually improve your business fundamentals.
>Why does anyone actually care about stocks then?
Because people use them as an investment vehicle. Seriously, if suddenly the stock market shriveled up and died, huge institutions would just be shit out of luck with their investments. Stocks in our current economic system are essentially a scheme that depends on another buyer to buy your bags.

>> No.22178740

>>22178300
This. When they say stuff like this i dont trust them. I scruntize what they say considering how many times theyve proven to have ulterior motives.

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>>22178654
Down 1.5% today. Compared to a lot of other anons I feel blessed. Walmart really kept me from getting justed.

>> No.22178748

>>22178697
Lesson learned.. I'm in fucking shambles. Granted I have until December or so to see tech recover but the warning signs were all there. I should've gotten out earlier this week..

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>>22178545

>> No.22178750

>>22178663
My 157 call is in the money now too

>> No.22178751

>>22178695
Ok, if you're right and America is on the verge of total collapse, then debt means nothing.

If you're wrong and I'm right, I'm making more than you'll ever make.

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>>22178654
-7.5%
A lot of that IV rising which will go down again with DTE going down. Some of the puts I wrote are now ATM but lost like 2k on stuff like BABA 282.5.
Some other puts I wrote are now terribly deep ITM and these will be some bags for a while I think.

So a really terrible day but half of the loss is just extrinsic value skyrocketing. The other half is violence and suffering.

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>>22178027
comfy days

I love being short everything

>> No.22178756

>>22178562
Why First Solar?

>> No.22178760

>>22178625
Every divvy investor loves O
disclaimer: I am long on O.

I love ticker symbol O

>> No.22178759

>>22178122
>lose 10% on priciple on stocks
>gain 1% of that value back on option decay
>think you made mone


This is why covered calls are a scam

>> No.22178763

>>22177982
OP should be a paid position these threads are moving so fast.

Anyway, $400 realized on the day
-2000 unrealized

meh

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>>22178654
just down 0.9%. but Campbell soup posted a red dragon

>> No.22178769

>>22178730
also that should be a loss of 5.6%, not sure why it's reading 2.63%

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Bretty gud day today all things considered. Loaded up on qqq march cheapies

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>>22178654

Im fine anon thanks, my Portfolio didnt changed at all because i refuse to put in huge numbers in tech.
My 'folio mostly consists of boomer divvy stonks.
Im -0.5% down today

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>>22178654
Went from +34% to -3% at one point, now +1%.
I'm not too worried desu, Amazon is a majority of my portfolio and they WILL announce the split soon, I can feel it. Plus they grow like crazy in the last year. I almost feel bad for all the Zoomers and Roasties, they'll hold these bags for a long time AND miss the rent this month.

>> No.22178791

>>22178640
Based
The network sucks when he’s on vacation. And I could use someone to talk sense...

Really thinking about taking some losses and gains bros.

>> No.22178792

>>22178654
Ended the day green by day trading a put. I never day trade, but it was obvious and I sold it too early. Also bought calls and shares for the dip.

>> No.22178796

>>22178672
I sold BABA at 135 because of weak hands 3 years ago. You're right anon, everybody has to learn their lesson.

>> No.22178797

>>22178654
12% down desu

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>>22178699
What the fuck Anon

>> No.22178801

>>22178694
proofs or your shitposting

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>the best day to buy AAPL is yesterday

>> No.22178807

>>22178629
12% isn't that bad, just be patient and don't fucking sell low.

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Huh, green, while there's a color I haven't seen in the last 12 hours

>>22178756
They have a good balance sheet, low exposure to China, and I'm bullish on renewables, simple as

>> No.22178809

>>22178663
>>22178750
It's called volatility retards

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>>22178545
>>22178501
>>22178597
Could've been worse. Not complaining.

>> No.22178813

>>22178645
Nobody? I'm surprised this is the type of pnd we usually use to make up for today.
Bill Gates-backed EV battery supplier to go public through SPAC deal
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/09/03/bill-gates-backed-ev-battery-supplier-to-go-public-through-spac-deal.html

>> No.22178817

notice how no one here has six figure portfolios? this is the perfect reverse signal thread

>> No.22178818

>AH algos trading with each other creating illusion of functioning market

rug pull tomorrow confirmed

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Fuck, I didn't buy enough Apple today

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>>22178679
TSM, INTC, SPCE, LYFT, SWBI, GME, soon AAPL or TQQQ with this dip.

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AAAAAAAAAAND WERE BACK! Hope you bought the dip anons

>> No.22178833

THREE DAY WEEKEND HAHHAHAHAHA

>> No.22178834

Ok Trump boy, you promised me that stocks will go up, it's time for you to deliver. Kick the fed in the ass, do whatever it takes

>> No.22178838

WE ACTUALLY HAVE A HEALTHY MARKET BOYS!!!!

WE ACTUALLY DIPPED!!!!

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY.

>> No.22178839

>>22178730
Probably. It's pretty rare to have back to back sharp drops. The real question is if Monday is green.

>> No.22178841

>>22178654
-2%... for now

>> No.22178849

>>22178806
I mean a day where Apple drops 8 fucking percent on no news is a pretty good day to buy Apple

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>>22177982
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/03/us/politics/google-antitrust-justice-department.html
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22178852

>>22178810
You that anon that was posting that 300k+ folio with 120k gain?

>> No.22178868

>>22178839

Monday is a holiday. Tuesday

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>>22178759
You obviously have no idea what you're talking about, fucking retard. Hurry up and lose all your money and never post again.

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>>22178654
hardcore red until this anon gave me the courage to buy TQQQ now feeling comfy

>> No.22178878

Dead cat bounce tomorrow?

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>>22178654
Everything is rough and has been rough for a while.

BUT
I have a solid amount of cash here even though I should’ve raised more yesterday. It’s a little early but we’re about where I would guess we’d crash after the GEX dump.

>> No.22178882

>>22178807
I was at 112k at close yesterday.. realistically I'm down 30% today. As soon as I saw thots on Twitter and retarded people buying Tesla stock I knew we were close to the top of a bubble.

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>>22178545
Stonks - ($1470.30)
Crypto - ($1321.90)
Metals - ($282.00)

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>>22178368

Nope , tech is doomed.

The Supercycle Era of Oil has begun.

Oilbros knew it since all of this board began to shill Tesla and Apple to newfags

>> No.22178900

>>22178868
Oh shit I forgot. That could be a mixed bag.

>> No.22178904
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My gains are gone and I am now officially losing money on Apple. Feeling like pic related but I'll just keep holding.

>> No.22178906

>>22178813
We've been busy screaming. Note that Workhorse stayed above $17 and mostly in the $18 range despite the crash! New floor established?

>> No.22178912

Are you winning my wolfs of Wallstreet?

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>>22178801

>> No.22178915

If you TQQQ babbys can't stomach this little nothing today then YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED TO HOLD LEVERAGED ETFs and you do not deserve what these instruments can do for you in the long term. You disgust me. Sell now

>> No.22178916

>>22178751

Then means China will buy all your shit without a single complain from any politician in the country, all for the sake to "Make money for the country"

Also, gold is always a win in these times, i'm not talking about the last century btw

>> No.22178919

>>22178654
I was pretty well positioned for this except for silver. The dollar was NOT supposed to do what it did last night and silver had a -3% temper tantrum in response. -6% for me because my position is 2x levered. However, i doubled it near today's low. Dixie is rejecting upper trend line. Hopefully it revisits the lower line at minimum tomorrow. If so i will reduce size of silver position to something less overweight.

Denny did good. Planes were near flat.

>> No.22178925

>>22178850
is tech gonna crash again because of jewgle?

>> No.22178928

>>22178654
Down 1.25% ($343). Bought some more BLU for that healthcare investor conference in a week.

>> No.22178931
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Hey Bears....Don't get too excited ;)

>> No.22178941

>>22178852
No, I've been away from this board for a month or 2.

>> No.22178945
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>bought nvda yesterday

>> No.22178947

it's going down tomorrow as well. get some cash ready

>> No.22178950

I legit can't imagine buying TSLA rn what even is the thought process

>> No.22178951

>>22178915
I thought this was the time to buy?

>> No.22178953

>>22178690
gwim! I'm still bulle on precies, don't know about going SLV over GLD/IAU tho :o
>>22178699
>>22178723
ouchies wtf
>>22178767
D..does that mean it's a buy? They're right on the monthly point of control o_o

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>>22178699

>> No.22178954
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>>22178868
Oh my fucking God, 3 days market weekend? What the fuck am I supposed to do? I don't have hobbies, friends or even family. Every weekend is just an agonizing wait till the opening bell.

>> No.22178956

How many Ecuador GDPs worth of market cap did Apple drop today? It's gotta be like two or three, right?

>> No.22178960

THERE IS NO MARKET ON MONDAY WTF

>> No.22178961

Lets not sugar coat it; today sucked. However I'm still up overall over 7% so it could be worse. Long as Apple don't go below 112 I'm good.

>> No.22178964

>>22178654
-0.1%
Bought AAPL @ 125 with very tight stop loss, glad I did

>> No.22178966

>>22178108

this is a correction. my value stocks are incredibly cheap and garbage like Zoom is PE 450.

This is healthy, we're not going down to March we're rotating out of garbage.

>> No.22178969

>>22178906
Yeah i guess you're right. Still up 25% after the original pump to 15 seems like something that could have saved some folks some pink wojacks today. Just figured id bring it up and ask some opinions

>> No.22178971

>>22178913
The fuck are you holding

>> No.22178970

>>22178951
It's always time to buy TQQQ

>> No.22178973

>>22178951
it sounds like he wants to buy TQQQ though

>> No.22178977

Huge sell off in at the open tomorrow. Get that cash ready

>> No.22178990

>>22178425

>CIA and NSA are known to have a huge epidemic of leftist ideology among their employee culture. Even if they're not outright commies, many of these people definitely are the types who would donate a portion of their paychecks to BLM and other nefarious causes.

Yes, they may be "leftist", but they sure as shit aren't authoritarian Communists. It is a tactic they've used since the 1960s to coopt leftism and libertinism to be used as a means to displace authoritarian governments willing and able to withstand Western hegemony.

Think of the French riots in '68, Portugal being overthrown in '75, Western backing of Kurds, Hong Kong support etc etc.

If you don't understand this you'll never understand anything about American foreign policy.

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where my RKT bros at

>> No.22178996

>>22178850
GOOGLE GETTING FUCKED BY BIG DICK DONALD SELL SELL SELL

>> No.22179003

>>22178954

Play an instrument?

Jerk off?

Watch Hunter X Hunter? I'm in the Chimera Ant ark and it's alright. Knuckles interest power was fucking stupid though.

>> No.22179007

>>22178954
Get approved to play Canadian leaf markets and daytrade HQU (2x bull QQQ) and HQD (2x bear QQQ)

>> No.22179008

>>22178916
Gold is overrated. If you're that cynical, here's what you buy instead.

1) Food
2) Water
3) Medicine
4) Guns & Ammo

Since you'll buy those up with Gold anyways, mine as well skip the middle man.

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>>22178966

Pe ratio of 450 is healthy?


kek

>> No.22179024

>>22178960
yeah this is going to be hell

>> No.22179026

>>22178839
Confirmed Monday will be flat.

>> No.22179027

what happened today? Did Powell have BPD?

>> No.22179031

>>22178970
I held. Feels dumb I even submitted an afterhours take profits sell order this week, but it never triggered.

Bought SOXL and NVDA instead of TQQQ :(

>> No.22179037

>>22178880
You been seeing the weird zerohedge articles about the mysterious gamma buyers? Not sure what to maek of it, softbank doing something crazy above my paygrade?
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/speculation-emerges-over-identity-mystery-marketwide-call-buyer

>> No.22179039

>>22178654
-11.8% I got fucked on my 2 ZM put credit spread expiring tomorrow. Lesson learned to write call credit spreads after a pullback when a stock goes parabolic instead of a put credit spread.

>> No.22179042

>>22178717

Explain why its a scam? If the stock drops like today, yeah that sucks, but as long as I run to expiration and mentally prepare myself to lock in a set amount when it gets called, where is the damage?

Honest question.

>> No.22179047

>>22178954
We can start our own little market.
I will sell you 1 (one) AMD share on Sunday

>> No.22179054

>>22178996
>going up AH
NONONONONONONONO

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brainlet question but why did everything crash if everything was being bought

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22179060

Is gold actually worth it or am I being rused again?

>> No.22179070

I bought a new phone today, and it was a samsung. Fuck your iphones.

>> No.22179075

>>22178813
>>22178645
I used to own KCAC last month but sold it after they took too long to pick up a company. The QuantumScape battery is not due until 2025 and I'm skeptical of their technology because they're lying about the energy density of their lithium ion competitors that have already reached well into their stated density and will only keep improving from here.

As for the stock itself, I think it's going to be similar to SPAQ and I wouldn't buy it here. After I got caught bag holding that I refuse to buy any SPAC that has nearly doubled.

>> No.22179077

>>22179008

Those with precious metal in their houses made through in crisis in all of human story, foods means a shit because it won't be a problem at all.

>t. Lapizlazulifag.

>> No.22179083

>>22179008
Don’t try reasoning with a man who collects shiny rocks

>> No.22179087

>>22178971
RRGB and i bought SQQQ call debit spreads yesterday because this shit was broadcasted for the past 2 days
switched over to TQQQ a little bit early or i'd be about $2k higher

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>>22178953
I'm literally just gambling to feel something at this point. I've never been good with options. I think SLV will moon as DXY falls. We should see more stimulus. God fucking damn I wish I would have bought those TUR puts longer out. Fun day!

>> No.22179098

Gonna repeat this louder for the slow kids at the back

CANADIAN MARKETS ARE OPEN MONDAY, IF YOU WANT TO TRADE MONDAY GET YOUR BROKER TO APPROVE TSX TRADING. HQU IS 2X NASDAQ BULL, HQD IS 2X NASDAQ BEAR. CANADA DOESN'T HAVE A PDT RULE SO DAYTRADE ALL YOU LIKE.

>> No.22179100

>>22179027
WHAT HAPPENED TODAY IS CALLED

PROFIT TAKING

YOU BUY THE DIP ANONS

>> No.22179103

>>22178717
>Only doing one half of wheel
What

>> No.22179104

>>22179060
gold is shit, collect weapons, ammunition and tools

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>not buying TQQQ/SOXL 50/50 with 20% of your sideline cash at 3:59 pm EST
you cant be serious, right anon?

>> No.22179111
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>>22178654
Heheh down almost -22% today, ding fren. I’m still up about 16% total though so it could be worse. I have faith I’ll be able to sell my spy calls for profit though but who really knows.

>> No.22179124

>>22179075
Fair assessment. Sucks you missed out on 80% especially on a day like today. Sorry friend :^/

>> No.22179131

>>22179070
I'm so sorry you couldn't afford an iPhone.

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>>22179108
Explain

>> No.22179145

I might just go all in on Swiss Franc. The world is changing rapidly. Nowhere is safe.

>> No.22179147

>>22179077
some post apocalypic gardner is going to find your pot of gold in 1000 years when the raiders kill you looking for your treasure

>> No.22179150

>>22178960
It's labor day anon, we are all supposed to relax that day.

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>>22178629

>> No.22179156

>>22178995
Down like 25% since yesterday on RKT alone.

>> No.22179158

What charts should I be looking at if I want to stare at futures while at work?

>> No.22179159

>>22179108
I actually did buy SOXL today but I used a lot more than 20% of my cash reserve lol

>> No.22179162

>>22178279
I was 10 doubloons richer yesterday

>> No.22179165

the real kill shot to TSLA would be a SP 500 denial.

>> No.22179178

love how TSLA is valued higher than JNJ. Like there exists a fantasy alternate universe where TSLA has the managerial competency and economy of scale as JNJ.

You do you /biz/

>> No.22179179

>>22179054
We gapped up in Jun, but then it crashed back down again. Totally different VIX curve, too, so take that as you will.

>> No.22179180

>>22179031
It sucks on a day like this and who knows maybe there'll be a few more. But even if you went all in at the top and uninstalled the app then came back in 5 years you'd be ecstatic with what you'd see so don't worry too much about timing the little tops and bottoms. As long as we don't go into some decade long depression you'll be fine and if that happens just be mindful of the QQQ 200 day moving average so if we touch that sell out of everything. Then just buy back in when we get back above the 200 day. It's not a perfect strategy but it will keep you from holding through stuff like what happened in March. And other than that stuff it the little dips here and there won't matter much in the long run

>> No.22179182

>GME 1.3% up despite everything else being severely in the red
The signs couldn't be any more obvious

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>>22178654
-4.56% now, time to weep. If it really is a tesla rug pull tomorrow I'll be sure to skip the first dip and the next dip, and then buy. I bought 1 share of NVDA and some NIO today, because why not.

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>>22179060
Peter Schiff is always right.

>> No.22179200

>>22179008
Sounds an awful lot like walmart if you ask me.

>> No.22179210

I looked through some of the portfolios posted in the last couple of threads, and I notice that not a lot of people seem to own GOOGL shares.
Is it generally seen as one of the less promising ones of the FAGTMANN stocks?

>> No.22179212

Lost maybe 10% today but i was involved in too much garbage

Also jumped too soon bought at the middle dip not the bottom

So fuck me today

>> No.22179213

>>22179077
Ok, here's the issue.

Gold/Crypto/Equties/Bonds

All went down in March.

What did people buy instead?

1) Food
2) Water
3) Medicine
4) Guns & Ammo

If everyone is flocking to gold, you buy the essentials, because the country most likely is going to take a turn for anarchy.

Cant cure a sick, hungry thirsty kid with Gold or even defend yourself.

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i will never financially recover from this

>> No.22179217

Buy MRNA at every instance it dips below 61.

>> No.22179219

>>22178960
CANADIAN MARKETS ARE OPEN ON MONDAY

>>22179182
yeah it was tough not selling my GME memestock for 10% discounted Nvidia but I think I made the right choice to hold

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>>22179042
>Willingly entering a delta positive position
>Willingly entering a position where if the stock moves against your option position your delta decreases
>Willingly entering a gamma negative position whilst at the same time not readjusting your deltahedge to get to a delta neutral position
>Doing these trades ever just because you believe your call won't get exercised

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Not my best week bros, one more down day I think I’ll be done

>> No.22179246

>>22179213
Gold went down as people liquidated to meet margin calls, I believe.

>> No.22179253

>>22179216
Shes all arms but no legs.NGMI

>> No.22179256

>>22178915
>Google ETFs
>Better for day trading due to leverage and volatility
>Hold ETF through this shit????
Nah this isn't a typical red day to just hold through, though you could in theory

>> No.22179258

>>22178329
Probably an /smg/ tesla holder desu

>> No.22179260

>>22179008
>This
Those with guns and ammo have the means to seize all other goods by force. Having your own means of food and potable water production is invaluable in all seasons regardless of economic state. Having a stockpile of medicinal goods is also a good idea.

>> No.22179277

>>22179210
1 Share is too expensive for the 5k accounts and the 100k accounts buy in 100 lots

>> No.22179279

>>22178368

you fomoed into leveraged ETF with your retirement money? Are you out of your fucking mind?

>> No.22179283

>>22179222
>lectures everyone
>uses as much jargon as possible
>never posts portfolio
hmmmmmmm

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So what's going to happen tomorrow?

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next thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo7n4j3OrNs

>> No.22179294

>>22179150
I'm European.
I cannot relax. Got to workworkworkwork
>>22179219
Fuck Canadians. I'd rather trade shitty, expensive eurostock

>> No.22179296

>>22179042
Because any premium you may have captured results in you bagholding a stock just to hope the call expires worthless. If it goes up, you dont make shit anyways. Its a scam. Theres no lesser risk because of it. In fact you just lose more if stonk goes down.

>> No.22179304

>>22179178
bro, this whole thread thinks the higher the P/E ratio the better. Don't converse with them.

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>>22179239
What meme stock did you buy?

>> No.22179320

>>22179246
Yeah well, I'm not holding onto Gold. If Gold becomes 100,000 an ounce, I'm stocking up for an apocalypse.

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>>22179288
Yes

>> No.22179329

>>22179256
there are tards who have help TQQQ since April because it's been easy money ever since and it's pointless to miss out on gap ups. The tards are actually still up if they've been holding long enough, making us cautious nancys the real tards in the long run

>> No.22179330

>>22179239
Literally how

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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO REGENERON?? WAS THERE BAD NEWS ABOUT THE ANTIBODIES???

WHY DIDN'T I JUST KEEP BUYING NINTENDO ALL THE WAY UPPPPP???

>>22176823
>WHY DIDN'T I JUST KEEP BUYING NINTENDO ALL THE WAY UPPPPP???

>ARK is buying NTDOY and TSM
That's a pretty good feel

>>22176794
IT'S BAD

>> No.22179349

>>22179216
>she's bigger than me
going to kill myself

>> No.22179352

UP 50¢ AFTER HOURS OOOOOOOOO

>> No.22179355

>>22178654
>-3%
The shitty part is I bought a grip of VTSAX yesterday. Oh well, holding for decades so whatever.

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>>22179319
>WKHS tombstone
>outperformed apple and tesla today

>> No.22179358

>>22179239
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.22179359

>>22179283
My portfolio is at my job, where I trade for a living in options
I can't and am not allowed to share company info retard.
And if you don't understand how Greeks work for options you probably shouldn't be trading them

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>>22179253
looking for who asked but i cant find anything

>> No.22179366

>>22179288
Judging by what happened today.

It's a simple correction

How do I know that?

Overinflated Nasdaq went down A LOT. BUT!!! Covid stocks like Disney, Boeing went down just a weeeee little.

>> No.22179376

>>22179213

You're not looking at the bigger picture faggot, also if you're buying papper gold, you're a retard.

With gold, you have control.

>> No.22179379

>>22179288
Unfortunately the dip is over, fed-fueled bull market resumes tomorrow. They'll come out with all kinds of vaccine/QE news to pump it back up. Happens every time.

Believe me I'd be happier than anyone to see this clown market implode but it won't.

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>>22179246
Imagine what fools are getting the call during a simple -5% day

>> No.22179384

>>22179137
buying the dip but not with everything. not too complicated

>> No.22179387

>>22179349
No matter how much muscle a woman may have they can still get overpowered by a 16 year old boy lol. “Strong” women are the definition of glamour muscles

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Guys I figured it out. This market is being completely controlled by animal spirits.
This is my spirit animal.

>> No.22179397

>>22179320
It's good to chuck money into during a crash. Don't pour everything in, just enough to buffer against a weimar type currency collapse. considering the US is playing out the Weimar republic handbook beat for beat this isn't the silliest suggestion. Buy physical. If you can't touch it you don't have it.

>> No.22179399

>>22179158
Us dollar pairs. Dollar must fall.

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>>22179361

>> No.22179405

>>22179222
You don’t gamma scalp with CCs. If that’s what you’re after you should trade long straddles or strangles

>> No.22179412

Yesterday was a red day for AAPL and TSLA, today was a BIG red dildo for them.

Tomorrow green or I'm legit fucked and below the day trader 25k cut off.

>> No.22179416

>>22179380
I was talking about march, but yeah. That would be some top tier foolishness. Luckily it stopped moving down today, else gold would have followed.

>> No.22179425

New
>>22179415
>>22179415
>>22179415
New
>>22179415
>>22179415
>>22179415

>> No.22179437

>>22179376
>>22179213
You know it's the bottom when the retarded prepper faggots come out screaming that THIS TIME it's REALLY THE END

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>>22179325
>llama whippin'
I will never stop using this shit

>> No.22179449

>>22179405
So why bother with CC? All youre doing is betting your stock stays flat or goes down. If it goes above, you get fucked anyways. Whats the point?

>> No.22179452

>>22179442
>>22179442
>>22179442

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>Cramer followed by El-Erian
Based CNBC

Did anyone catch if Cramer mentioned the S&P Oscillator?

>>22179183
>bought 1 share of NVDA
me too!

>>22179180
Unfortunately I'm not allowed to keep losing. I've got so much catching up to do. I NEED to catch something like

>> No.22179501

>>22179405
Yes I know, so why the fuck would you even bother with Covered Calls at all it's an unnecessary way to get a small premium for selling an OTM call option while at the same time limiting your upside potential hugely for just getting a little bit of the downside risk by getting a premium.

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>>22178913
What is it anon?

>> No.22179567

>>22179449
Well if your opinion on the underlying is flat to moderately bullish, it makes sense. That and it’s a good way to take advantage of high IV when you sell ATM.

>> No.22179569

>>22179437
Thots on twitter buying signals the top, preppers spreading happenings is the bottom
Lesson learned.

I will survive, bros. Like leonardo fought the bear and lived, I shall too. Die, bobo.

>> No.22179590

>>22178654
about -$100. Just the AAPL drop on like 10 shares because I sold everything else, and some losses on a minor XPEV hold.

>>22178849
Sold my TSLA and the majority of my AAPL yesterday morning first thing and got comfy profit. I am planning to re-invest that tomorrow as well as an additional $5k and a AAPL LEAP, I hope it tanks a bunch more. I will watch the pre-market numbers to see if I should jump in right away or wait for more based DIPS. My investment plan has me buying AAPL, MSFT, TQQQ. The only one I am unsure about buying on the fatty DIP tomorrow is TQQQ. AAPL and MSFT are stable enough that a dip just feels like a discount. Thoughts?

I am never buying TSLA until it totally tanks. Retards on facebook screaming about buy the dip and battery day cuz thats what other robinhoodfags are saying. $200 TSLA? Yes 10 plz. Then I will just hold until it can buy me a Tesla Model 3. And at that point its just play money. If TSLA goes up to the moon from here meh. I planned to pump and dump the split knowing the normies would go nuts and it played out.

>> No.22179601

>>22179087
>>22179087
Ack, I'm a retard disregard>>22179548

>> No.22179651

>>22178654
down 16.23%

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>>22179098
Please explain the play as if I was Canadian.
t. retarded leaf

>> No.22179679

>>22179319
UAVS is a long term investment..... Right?

>> No.22179738

>>22179679
every pump and dump is a long term hold when you miss your exit

>> No.22179774

>>22179567
If it goes up you have cucked yourself completely to earning whatever premium you sold. Its a waste of time

>> No.22179800

>>22179388
why do you have a fursona go away

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>>22179738

>> No.22180140

>>22178675
It works until it doesn’t

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>>22178654
Down 4.14%.