/biz/ - Business & Finance

Make it stop!!!

WE ARE THE TESLAMARINES

WE

ARE

NEVER SELLING

FUCK BILL ACKMAN

Let's settle this right now
Is this the dip or is it gonna keep going tomorrow?

Are we brring yet?

>>22173686
IT JUST KEEPS GOING DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22173727
Cringe.

>>22173727
lmfao he bought Tesla.

Come on tesla break 400 you idiot

>>22173727

COPE

>>22173696

Ackman did this, didn't he? The man is an evil genius

NEVER SELL

>>22173750
Buy the dip now, if you miss the dip you will still earn money. Buy and wait, don't be a retard.

Take a deep breath and watch anime frens

Be smart invest in walmart!

All of you buying the dip remind of tanker fags. Lol

>>22173750
I am buying a little at close today and a bit more on EoD tomorrow. If we red onTuesday, we March 2.0

>>22173727
Heavy bags

>>22173767
you spelt 500 wrong

Just make it stop
Where's Jerome?

I lost......everything

Convince me not to just buy the fuck out of this dip 25% of my cash at a time.

>You since April: Damn I wish I bought back in March :(
>NASDAQ today: This is the worst day since March.
>Retards: I'M GOING TO SELL
Don't be a retard. You wanted a dip. This is the biggest dip since March. Get it.

https://palantir.events/PalantirInvestorDay

Reddest day I've seen in a while

no no no the market is dropping how is such a thing possible after this half year straight up sperg out ending in parabolic retardation!

CNBC bringing on shorts to FUD us lower
after ackman
nobody's going to fall for this shit

>>22173786
fucking cringe

>literally all my TQQQ gains gone
I can't breathe

>>22173779
Bullish desu

HOW TO MAKE FUCKING BANK OUT OF THIS

I got deep pockets right now and I cant take wagecucking anymore

With the long weekend ahead I don't think tommorrow will be better.

>>22173798
>Comparing "Bahamas tankers and Fishing boats" with Microsoft and Amazon

Where's all those TQQQ portfolios everyone was bragging about? Hmmm

>>22173855
Just buy stocks lol

Today is equivalent to the Christmas eve plunge in my schwab account.

>>22173779
>FAG
BULLISH

>>22173789
How much room for growth does walmart really have though?
They're already generating $500bill+ in revenue.

Where would this rank among the largest single day drops for each index?

>>22173882
I'm sure that they realized all those profits and are currently buying their lambos or whatever.

>>22173855
Vix

>>22173894
Not even ranked for DJIA but maybe high for NASDAQ

>>22173827
>tfw no more cash to buy more dips after last week
Fine with hodling for now.

I seriously hope this keeps going red. I have to make back what I lost off of puts.

>>22173811
He’s stroking his cock thinking of you whispering
Brrrrrr

>>22173894
Nothing special

TQQQCHAD ARE YOU OK?

>>22173858
The government will intervene if it gets too bad.
They won't let the market collapse like this.

>>22173750

Wait until Tuesday at 10am then load the fuck up. People are leveraged up and the selling will continue through Friday. Tuesday open will dip a bit more from panic sell orders queued over the long weekend. Big money will SCOOP UP that 10am bottom

source: Trust me bro

The good news for TSLA retards is I think there is a lot of money trying to prevent 400p from being ITM on Friday.

>>22173779
Stop posting bullshit.

>>22173850
Stop up massively on apple if tqqq dumps again like this tomorrow I’ll just sell my apple and buy tqqq

>>22173892
Walmart+ is going to be significant. Plus walmart essentially takes all of the money from poor people which is like 90% of the country at this point.

>>22173855
Also SOXL calls, but I'd wait until an upward trend happens to it since calls are very pricey

>he doesn’t exclusively fuck twinks

Explain yourself smg

>>22173727
>playing with plastic toys past 11 years old

>>22173901
lol good one bro

>>22173750
It's a dip. I felt it yesterday that the continuous run was too rapid. We might slightly correct tomorrow but after that we crab until we bull.

Oh boy I can't wait to start buying now

>>22173779
what THE FUCK is wrong with this guy?

So glad I sold Monday and dumped into SQQQ gonna be a good month.

>>22173939
"Y-YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE LE FUNNY PHOTOSHOP ABOUT MY HERO"

I lost 4% of my portfolio today

Thanks for the sale. More stocks for me.

>>22173951

>he isn't a straight twink into femdom

explain yourself /smg/

RKT ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY RKT

>>22173750
circuit breaker tomorrow

ANONS I NEED ANSWERS!

>>22172989


is this shopped to make his shirt say fag?

If you miss this dip, you are going to be crying in October saying "I wish I bought the Sept 3 dip.."

>>22173975
boomeritis

>>22173927
I'm confused as to why people are shitting themselves. TQQQ, is simply back to where it was about a week ago. You've lost about one week of gains.

>>22174004
based

>>22173882
I sold at close yesterday. I told everyone the drop was imminent, although to be fair I thought it would be next week or even a little later

I shouldn't have taken profit on these calls when I had the chance.... I don't want to admit that I fucked up, but I think I fucked up.

>>22173894
Top 4 for Nasdaq points and Top ~30 in terms of %

Pretty shit day but I mean we all have seen circuit breakers 2 mins after open so...
>>22173922
Fine by me if he just buys

>>22173996
wait till its 10% like in march

What do you guys think about tomorrow? Red or green?

Gonna be a fun month of /ratposting/

>>22173967
>after that we crab
Whoops.

>>22174050
Green. Pow will buy

I bought VXX shares and I’m up 22$ did I do the right thing

>>22174059

i just bought appl 123.75 call sept. 04 for 1.45

i think it will rebound tomorrow.

>>22173811
>thinking satella would let you rape herself

>>22174050
Green

>>22174080
>I'm up
>did I do the right thing

>make no moves for months
>yesterday bought $10k of VTSAX
FUCK ME RIGHT HAHAHA

Alright dixy you've had your three attempts and rejections at 93. Give up.

If you don't buy this dip, you are fucking retarded.

Might pick up a few 145 and 150 October 2nd apple calls. Thoughts. Unless this is really the end and monster dip

>>22174088
Why not let it drop another hour before you start losing money?

>>22174131
What should I buy specifically?

>>22174059
Yeah im thinking the diaperchads are back.

>>22174085

Tesla, Nikola, Nio remind me of dot com junk stocks, remember ivillage, cmgi, yahoo? Scam

>>22174110
>Thinking she wouldn't
Anon...

>>22174147
Unironically buy tech calls tomorrow if we see another red day.

>>22174147
Tsla tqqq

>>22174050
Sharp red is usually followed by green, then decisions are made about whether this is dip, correction, or crash II the sequel.

im still in the green today with my boomer stocks

>>22174147
Intel

>>22174151
>That image
We went too far

fuck kikes

what happened to the GME moon mission?
you guys all take off in your ferraris and shit?

>>22173811
this sounds like it could be a spoiler (besides inference), but i'm just gonna choose to ignore it

>>22174183
I'm in the green for all time but major red for this week.

>>22174131
The same was said a few hours ago when there was a slight recovery.

This is still a bull trap desu

>>22174131
Implying tomorrow it won’t dip at all. It’ll pull a Tesla, dump and then retrace to fuck over everyone’s puts.

>>22174151
disgusting freak

>>22173892
just wait another year or so until 70% of small businesses go bankrupt

>>22174183
Literally a jewish honkler. Disgusting

It keeps going down.

>>22173824
Be patient. Wait for an obvious bottom. Never bet against the trend.

>>22173686
-4000
I want to die

>>22174199
It's not desu

Except for the rape part of course

>>22174015
WHY IS NO ONE ANSWERING THIS!

>>22172989

WHY DOES CRAMERS SHIT SAY FAG

>>22173779
Lmao

Anyone else here use merril how can i tell if i got a good faith violation. i think i'm restricted for 90 days. what do

>>22173882
I sold my 4k of TQQQ last Monday because I'm headed back to college and bought 300 shares of AAL to sell calls on. I'm so happy right now.

honk

>>22174237
this is the obvious bottom
so obvious i marked it months ago

I think the way to play this recovery is to buy AAPL calls.

All I'm saying is,

this isn't a full market crash, it's a mega rotation. If you want to see which stocks up huge green today, realize that it's shit like CCL, RCL, and other shit like oil/energy sector, and also financials slightly green (BAC, JPM, GS, etc.)

Do you know what they call this?
A correction. A sector rotation.

You know how long sector rotations have lasted the past few months? Not more than a few days.

Get some fucking tech calls tomorrow or even today if you're a ballsy retard like me.

>All I have is margin since I don't usually keep money hanging around in my stocks account
>Debating between AMD or MSFT

What meme stocks should I add?

>>22174264
Use limit orders

People are actually buying Tesla right now...the cause of the bubble/dump LMAO

>>22174250
well that'll be interesting to see

>>22174007

>>22174280
nah that trader dude said that's stupid because socrates or aristotle or something

Each september to October dip has been 10% or higher. This long from over

>>22174141
because it would have been more expensive to buy it then.

Hey friends div farmer hope your doing okay everything looks really red today. I lost a little bit too here and there, but I made my ex-dates so the money's on it's way!

>Wake up
>BLOOD EVERWHERE

............ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>22174290
MSFT and NVDA

>tfw I didn't fomo in this week
For once a big play. By doing literally nothing lmao

>>22174280
exactly

they have their new phones and ipads coming

>>22174080
Which one is better? VXX, UVXY, VIXY?

>>22174174
what crack are you on?

What we are seeing is a reaction to extremely fast, extremely green movement... this is the reaction, not the action anon...

Did you miss entire sectors endlessly mooning during the worst economy ever?

>>22174296
so that will just make the violation not matter?

>>22174290
I bought 100 AMD yesterday for 89.88 and IM NOT SELLING I DONT GIVE A FUCK

It's nearly power hour lads, we can still close green

I'm out of the loop: why is TSLA adjusted to 400 dollars now?

>>22174163
I'm not usually a PURE fag but Emilia is 2 cute

>>22174351
Thats how it worked for me with chase YMMV

I can't believe I actually decided to get out of cash and go into tech stocks literally yesterday after weeks of waiting watching everyone around me make money hands over fist then literally THE NEXT DAY shit dumps 5-10%

I know it's impossible to time the market but HOLY FUCK do I have some impeccably bad luck

>>22174326
I’m new here. The market dips in the fall???

>>22174328
>money is on it is way
huh?

Already bought some cheap NVDA today.
Probably going to look out tomorrow for some NET, MSFT, or AAPL stocks tomorrow.

>>22174280
What ya thinking

WHY DROP???

how?

>>22174361

So the dip is over?

>>22174367
Split 1 for 5 a week ago

>>22174361
kinda true
we can also hit the breakers

>>22174259

>>22174367
reverse stock split kek

>>22174317
They're other Greeks than the option Greeks but I appreciate the efforts.
Just scalp gamma

>>22174147
AAPL

> VIX up 20 goddamn percent
GET IN HERE LADS, IT'S TIME

>>22174361
lol

>>22174398
>>22174410
ah okay thanks

>>22174374

Not all the time but looking back it has dropped 4-5 times

>>22174372
it was obvious this was going to happen, if you weren't getting out of tech tues/weds you're a fool

>>22174349
I am talking about chart behaviour. You are talking about fundamentals.

>>22174259
is coffee good for you?

>>22174280
IV has to be obscene right now

>>22174372
Well, the splits were a dead giveaway you are too late.

>>22174374
it dip when line go down

TSM kevins rise up

>>22173786
>watching reruns of kobayashi maid while his stocks drop like flies

GME will finish green check em

>>22174383
>cheap nvda
kekimus maximus

>>22174417
can't buy gamma

>>22173819
>only 1k
woe is you

>>22174372
>2050
>"Daddy, did you buy Microsoft for 230 or 210 back in 2020? It just had another 1:4 split down to 1300."
>"I don't know anymore darling. Let's watch some Jews at the zoo."

>>22174466
I don't understand what you are trying to express

>>22174457
I hope it does though my retarded calls won't profit, I can't do anything on the last day right for calls on robinhood right?

>>22174444
Do diagonal spreads. IV was obscene yesterday when some people actually paid for January 250 calls (that's like 5 trillion cap).

>>22173819
Boo hoo little bitch

>>22174406
Quit editing it, here's the original

>>22174454
When I sell it will pump back up
Won't get me this time, Bog

>>22173786

i was about to post a reminder about the palantir investor event and found this.

https://palantir.events/

>>22174498
He's implying NVDA isn't cheap, dumb shit

trips market green tomorrow

It’s amazing how much money I can lose in one day, but gains are never this much in a single day... really makes you think

>REEEEEE NO YOU CAN'T JUST BUY THE DIP MUH TECHNICAL ANAYLSIS MUH INFLATION! MUH BUBBLE! NEXT NEG DOWN YOU ARE HERE!
Haha, money line give discount on Thursday.

>>22174565
Won't Palantir already know if I am interested in them from reading my computer screen?

>>22174565
way ahead of you dude >>22173828

>>22174484
You literally can if you have a delta neutral position

>>22174615
well at least that makes total sense

>>22174609
oh thanks bro

Apple and tesla will just go up in the long run right?

>>22174634
AAPL probably
TSLA LOL

>>22174280
Good time is wait for the 21EMA nasdaq soon (11664) market will bounce nicely off that level imho

GAME OVER, MAN. GAME OVER

>>22174634
O-Of course hahaha....

we can't even get a good bounce up. we maybe in trouble for a few days boys.

>>22174634
Apple yes Tesla who the hell knows

>>22174630
It should and if it doesn't you shouldn't you're not trading options but you're gambling.

>>22174634
aapl will
tesla wont

Hope you're buying TQQQ at a 15% discount

>>22174634
Took MSFT 16 years to recover it's 00's crash.

>>22173750

this is the dip, there is no way this continues.
I mean Tesla and some shitty tech companies are going down the toilet but the market as a whole will recover.
S&P will recover, europe will recover.

WHAT DID I MISS I JUST WOKE UP AND LOST ALL MY TQQQ GAINS

DO I BUY SOXL AND NVDA????

>>22174634
TSLA? You will eventually make money on them. But anon. They just did a 10x in a year. Do not expect to make money on tesla the next 12-18 months.

>>22174662
>trouble
If you're an investor and not a trader these are the best days. Discounts baybee, discounts

>>22174662
It'll bounce during power hour. Getting ready to buy some UDOW.

>>22174695
got caught in a bull trap and bought it at $163.94

>>22174688
You shouldn't be trading options, but you're gambling*

Sorry kinda tipsy

i bought AMD today

bag holding JWN at -10% should I just cut those losses and reinvest in msft

Priced out

>>22173686
Will Cruise Lines go up if Tech goes down?
Yeah I know it sounds retarded but look at what happened today.

I bought the dip with 20% of my cash, is that enough? Should I save so dip money for tommorow?

>>22174688
i'm gambling
correct
don't give a shit about learning the jewery bullshit behind options
i buy when it's obvious. otherwise i only sell

MSFT keeps going down
Should I sell?

You guys think they're going to print more money?

>>22174582
Rats. Always blame the rats

>>22174724
>dmb
oh for fuck sakes

>>22174750
yep, accumulate the top

>>22174017
Eh this dip is not over till Friday morning maybe even Tuesday morning

>>22174712
i'm both. I buy for long term and for short term swings.

>>22174724
152
im hoping to break even
I blame jews

>>22174758
>Jewery bullshit behind options
It's ok if you don't understand it anon you can learn, just because you don't understand something doesn't mean it's jewery at all

>>22174706
Just go back to sleep.

NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE NDX IS STABLE

>>22174761
Stimulus checks yeah.

>>22174634
AAPL sure, TSLA if they introduce a battery that's nuclear powered the size of an AAA, otherwise you're fucked.

>>22174664
AAPL's phone sales have declined for the last 5 years. They're making money by increasing prices on their top end phones, but that's only going to last so long before people won't buy it, and all it takes is a bad quarter. Hard to say when the app market will reach a saturation point and growth falls off, but I imagine it doesn't have much in the way of room to run.

They'll be banking on their education contracts this year, but in the next couple they could actually suffer as their income declines due to exogenous factors, especially in a recessionary environment. This Keynsian shit isn't going to work in the long run, there are serious social consequences to the actions that have taken place.

>>22174790
it's jewery

>>22174745
Cruises will the the LAST thing to recover. Consider Airlines before cruises anon. Think about it

This is the end lads

>>22174406
>>22174543
Thank you anons

>>22174565
>>22174609

Whats the Ticker name and date it gets listed?

Any info on the price?

I'm dumping 2 to 3 K in this bad boy

So, how many fags in Japan, China and Europe are going to sell tomorrow because this looks like a dotcom bubble pop causing the US market to drop even more?

>>22174698
That's because they had THIS GUY at the helm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrtz6tiIgy4

Meme magic fellas, TSLA dump is over. Up we go.

Watch the middle green meme line if we break below that about 92.60 the bobo session is over close your positions

can't believe no one thought of this yet. OC coming through

>all these news places reporting on this in a super scary tone building up hysteria causing it to go down more
Kill all journalists
Doing it out of spite for Trump boasting last night

>>22174820
>ticker
PLTR
>info on price
none
>date listed
some time this month at least thats what rumors say

WHAT SHOULD I BUY???
AMD?

NEVER BET AGAINST AMERICA.

>>22174820
No info on ticket name and no info on price yet.

>>22174799
why?

I should've listened harder to DIX/GEX...

Should I buy TQQQ cheapies now or wait for tmorrow?

Daily reminder

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

haters gonna hate, i will get some McDonalds with my divvies later on in life, but right now I'm DRIPing until it hits 60K a year

>>22174822
>Comparing the dot-com bubble to this
Lmao

>>22174861
Financial media is clueless. Trump going full shoeshine boy complete with emojis was the signal for max boomer pain.

>>22174874
Buy tech, the overlords will always win.

>>22174821
Ba'almer was a genius. Who the fuck gets a crowd hyped up over word processors? Steve Ba'almer.

>>22174420
This. Probably won't get back in until I see VIX 25 or under

>>22174883
Joe Biden wants to rape babies for communism? Wow
Now I'm voting DONALD J. TRUMP

I just bought 04/09 TQQQ 145 puts
This dump aint over.

Trying to get a short on this shit to minimize my losses... so far so good. I'd love to see us get down to $343 or lower by the end of the day.

>>22173750
This is it anon. Make preparations.

>>22174858
Why? Cramer just wants you to make money.

>>22174842
This is too many meme lines.

Down 10% on TQQQ, it’s fucking me worse than Tesla is

>>22174183

I'm positioned for this. If Nasdaq doesnt recover my portfolio is fine anyway. My cyclicals and value will kick ass.

B U Y T H E D I P

TSLA testing 408 now, may slip under 400 yet

>>22174822
Or the chinese have some good news and everything will be fine. Who knows?

>>22174918
the dump is over
stop staring at TQQQ

>over 100 companies in my watchlist
>only nintendo and jpm is green
kek

GUALAH! And just like that, Apple will never be above $123/share again

I bought TSLA shares for 200k

Should I buy TSLA now that it's cheaper?

would be up in this sea of red

>>22174810
Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean it's jewery retard.
It's literally just mathematics

>>22174962
What, just now?
Good luck

>>22174987
No, buy it when it's even cheaper. The month just started we're going all the way down.

>>22174822
futures are wall of pink wojaks for almost all world exchanges

the stock gods are giving you a chance to buy Campbell Soup

>>22174858
i actually did think of this

ITS GOING UP

>>22174958
Friday is the real dip boyo

>>22174948
The options chain dictates TSLA's movement. There is way too much damn money on 400p on Friday for the MMs to let it drop below that.
Basically the reverse of the past few months with calls at certain strikes expiring on Friday.
You don't want to be forced to buy shares of a sinking ship

>>22175011
Why am I buying soup?

>>22175015
but did you make it? no. get some initiative you fucking pussy. that's why you're NGMI

Already down 15% today. Not sure if I should get out now or wait for bounce back tomorrow. What are you doing TQQQ Chad's?

>>22174991
yo ho a ship full of bears
and a sea of men bled!

>>22175016

>>22174998
mathematics explaining the jewery
it's still jewery

SQQQ calls do it.

>>22175043
Well I sold all my stocks today. Not just TQQQ

>>22175038
Great depression 2.0.

>>22175038
>>22175011
That's a soup company that can't make good soup.

Sell
Sell
Sell
Don't buy
The house of pain

>>22175008
you're sure we didn't just scrape the bottom? I mean I reckon we should buy the bottom

>>22175043
they all sold off buddy, better join the herd

>>22174887
Finally got out of my SOXL bags at a profit, looking to turn that into an every-day-is-payday position. Do you have any advice beyond this now historical pic?

Eat the soup

>>22173799
I guess we’re just waiting for Tuesday now. Better eat some tendies this long weekend!

It makes me feel really good that I always keep sideline cash for dip days. Sell more please. I wouldn't mind another dip tomorrow. Give me all your fucking cheapies. TQQQ number line go back to a week agos value, remember, that's very scary wouldn't want to lose anymore. Just sell half to be safe. I will take your cheapies and keep them safe.

>>22174724
$164.23 QQ

>>22175043
30% of my $ is in tqqq but i'm still at a profit

This might be the first hourly green candle today

Who here /buying/ today? Should I wait until 12:30 or just jump in now?

>>22174004
Very bullish

When will margin calls hit?

Down 15% this week and 30% on crypto.

Maybe trading isn't for me.

I'll feel a little better if QQQ closes above 290

VXX or UVXY

Buy CRSAW

>>22175133
i'm waiting until we're down 10%

>>22175133
buy or you'll miss it

I've lost 3.46% today (807.40). Still up over 10% on my apple though

>>22173750
There will be a small recovery bounce that fools all the idiots, before LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR. Its like wile e coyote going off a cliff, he runs a little bit before he realizes the ground isn't even under him anymore.

https://www.barrons.com/articles/workhorse-is-becoming-wall-streets-favorite-electric-vehicle-stock-51599146870
>The entire EV sector, in fact, has been on fire
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT HAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Bill Ackman
>Early Life
Every fuckin time.

>>22175133
It's 2:34 you pacific scum

>>22173727
based

>>22175109

>>22175141
crypto is demoralizing unless you are ballsy enough to swing obvious PnDs

>Remember, kids...
>Time in the market beats timing the market
>*siiiip*

Why is oil dumping bros? I'm bleeding money, even when I avoided tech like the plague...

>>22174959
This is what happens when investors rely too much on an industry that provides little economic value.
I mean come on..... over 40 times earnings per share? Gtfo

Big oil is undervalued, big consumer discretionary is undervalued, so are airlines, real estate, autos.

Dump these bulllshit web companies, pharmaceuticals companies, and invest in real assets

>>22175056
>First and second order derivatives are jewery because I don't understand them
Retard

>>22175181
What about power bottom?

>>22175146
UVXY

>>22175181
>Last name Cashin
Hmmm...

Ive got 20k to buy cheapies. Bought 5k of qqq leaps just now. If we dip tomorrow im buying 10k. If we dip again monday im putting in the rest. Seems pretty foolproof

>>22175204
okay boomer

>>22175207
post your massive gains today, genius
they must be gigantic
because you're a genius and i'm a retard

>>22175185
This but unironically

MARKET FUN TIMES ARE BACK BAY BEE

WWWWOOOOOOOOOO

>>22175070
That bald clown motherfucker is wrong on everything

Sell boys. We're even more red tomorrow.

BOTTOM IS IN BOYS

BUY NOW

>>22175131
wait for power hour. they're not going to let the chinks see we had a really red day... it could lead to a cascading selling event that hurts the whole world.

>>22175272
i can't sell or i'd book a huge loss

>>22175185
True.
Just hodl and continue to invest regularly.
It's that easy

>>22175043
bought some more today, will by more tomorrow regardless of direction.

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>>22174197
everythings red today, $GME chads rise up

>>22174745

Yes, Cruise lines are unironically the best hedge - not because cruise liners aren't fucked but because buying them is the number one robinhooder panic button so the price action is great for hedging

>>22173819
I lost...everything

>>22175181
Good. I will buy more tomorrow. I always buy big red dragon dildos. My only regret is that I don't have more money to buy with. In 5 years this dip is fucking nothing but a discount you wish you bought and say wow imagine if I went all in on that dip. Fuck TA, fuck the experts. It's all tea leaves. Buy the fucking dip or give me your fucking cheapies.

>>22175296
listen you nigger lover, sell it for the tax loss and buy back 31 days later to avoid wash sale rules

>>22175272
I'm betting TSLA will bounce back a bit tomorrow and I can sell for less of a loss

Tesla gonna get corrected to <$50 before September ends.

Enjoy holding those bags.

>>22175241
You should probably go back to whatever shithole you crawled out of, mutt

>>22175360
How many cars did tesla sell in august?

>>22175360
I'd say that's possible but you've got some huge balls for doing that. I'd rather take the small loss.

>>22175181
Doesn't that just mean it will keep going down into next week?

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