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Early morning comfy edition
is it time for doom already? Happening so often now
>>22160802Where are the links u idiot
second for femdom
>>22160802What a fucking lazy OP
>VIX up>dollar up>greed up
When is it time to buy some UVXY and FNGD? Are they too volatile to touch unless you're day trading? Should I just keep holding FNGU and TQQQ long term? The pullbacks are really painful but I'm guessing that's the price to pay for long term gains
Reminder never to trade at open
To the good days
These thread OPs being so low effort is a signal that this is the top
Brit anon hereI sold every bit of green stock i had like TSLA AAPLE NVDA AMZN GOOGL etc which i held for over a month so didn't care about this dipBut now i just dumped 1k into the FTSE 100 if it goes down I won't really feel that bad I guess but is there any potential for a green line to go up? In the near future?
OH MY GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS IT I'M TELLING YOU THIS IS IT SELL FUCKING FIRE SELL EVERYTHING AT OPEN OH FUCK OH MY GOD
Help me understand. If I buy a end of September apple 140$ call. The most it could cost me is 435$ or the premium. If the stock doesn't go the direction I want. I hold the option till expire for a max loss of 435$. Or sell it before. Fuck why can't I wrap my head around this
>>22160830
>>22160852things were simpler back then
Tesla lol
Teslabros, it's time to form a suicide pact
Get on that RKT dip. beat estimates with a strong Q3 outlook. traders are going to go ham on this 10% dip today
>415 premarket
>>22160898Just hold bro
>>22160830>>22160835>>22160858>people read the linksc'mon. I'd spend more time tracking down the OP links if it didn't mean higher potential of the threads splitting because everyone always waits until the last thread gets way past the bump limit and then like 4 get made within 30 seconds
>NASDAQ futures down just over 1%>/smg/ dooming alreadyIt's fucking nothing
The thot indicator doesn't lie /biz/
>>22160898>>22160896If it hits 400 I'm gonna start buying in. Maybe I'll get lucky and TSLA bottom will line up with GME top for me.
why are you retards acting like a 1% dip is the end of the world
>>22160839
>>22160940it's fun
Imagine if your calls were Jan 15 calls like mineA baby dip wouldnt hurt your emotions
>>22160921It’s just Tesla crashing tbqh
>>22160919It is still gayYou are still gay for breaking traditionYou're ancestors are NOT smiling upon you rn baka
Come on circuit breaker, do your thing.
>>22160921Kinda this, powell won't let the market slip with the money printerIf you're scared just put your life savings in TQQQ>>22160918Unironically good advice, tsla probably 480 eoy
>>22160921idk I'm making tea at 4:50am which is usually bullish for VIX and bearish for stocks
>>22160933Those are twitch streamers with loads of money anywayshttps://youtu.be/MA_o2Vw_2d8
>>22160940There hasn't been a red day since they started trading.
>>22160940>he doesn’t know
>>22160940Bc I'm suffering a 20% dip in TSLA AHHHHHHH
>Local man sell the bottom, kills self
>>22160903where is it heading? Im holding 250 rn... looking into doubling my stake today
look at this photograph. every time i do it makes me laugh.set a stop limit order to enter short a couple of cents below 405. notice how close it is to that point in the premarket, consolidating nicely. yeah. TSLA is probably fucked.
>>22160933jesus fuck, i really need to sell my bags
need nvda to skyrocket so i make enough money to pay strong scandinavian girls to beat me to death
October.
>>22160896The only lol is the retards who fomod in just this week. Us chad long term Tesla bulls are lmao at your life.
We need to address stress management in the /smg/ OP >dominatrix >drugs >fapping >pink wojaks >holes in the wallWhat do you guys do?
>>22160919make a second post with all of the links after the OP then at least, retard
>>22161017smoke lots of weed and fly long bush trips in MSFS 2020
>rktF
>>22161017Close stonks and don't think about it.
>>22160967I made tea as well, black tea. VIX is slowly gaining power.
>>22161017weed and teaalso, commendable taste in disaster waifus
https://beta.sam.gov/opp/441e425e12b94fd7b41ac2efa5ae0fdc/view?keywords=USPS&sort=-modifiedDate&index=&is_active=true&page=2>Updated Date Offers Due: Sep 21, 2020 05:00 pm EDT>Amendment 2) Changed the date for the supplier pre-proposal conference from Wednesday, September 2, 2020 to Wednesday, September 9, 2020HORSEBROS
>>22160896
should i get level 2 if i only buy and holdi'm thinking no
What’s Apple finishing at today?
>>22161017Tear it up at the gym. About to start my second cycle of test.
>>22161017i furiously masturbate for up to 5 hours a night, and play video games or watch video game streamers for 16 hours a day, and then try to learn to draw
>>22161017playing skyrim with coom mods and just edging all day
>>22160933For real. It might not be today or this month, but no later than October. This means Biden gets elected and we will suffer in a long bear market.
>>22161072level 2 quotes are free though lol
>>22161065>same day as GME earningsOh shit
Are industrial stocks a meme at this point? I was looking at CAT and UNP but I don’t want to over-boomerfy my portfolio
>>22161089Disgusting
>>22160802For comfy monthly dividends you can’t beat HIX and ARR
Have 10/23 calls so this little dip shouldn't hurt to badly. Will be monitoring the jobs data though may make sense to buy a few options on the VIX for late october early november today to hedge this madness
>>22161047Wasa wasa wasa wasa wasaaaaaaaaaaa
>>22160933for reference here's the chart for TSLA and AAPL starting on Sept 1st to now.
WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT GREEN LINE ONLY GO UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>22160985beyond $40 near future I believe. Q3 is going to be nuts.
>>22160802OP is an idiot, someone else make the threads next time. I had to go search two threads back for this>Brokershttps://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq>Stock market Wordshttps://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ>Risk Managementhttps://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp>Live Streamshttp://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/>Educational Siteshttps://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Free Chartshttp://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/>Screenershttps://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market Data and Live Datahttps://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/https://stocktwits.com>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendarhttps://biopharmcatalyst.com>Boomer Investing 101https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculatorhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/>List of hedge fund holdingshttps://fintel.io/>Suggested books:https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC>Mischttps://squeezemetrics.com/monitorhttps://market24hclock.com/https://tradingeconomics.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
>>22161112low test and never gonna make it pilled
>>22161065actually reading the request that's not really something horse is in the running for
>>22160802Is it so fucking hard to copy the previous thread?
>>22161141Thank you fren
>>22161147>attracted to masculine featuresAbsolutely degenerate and homosexual
Also there's a hop today!
>>22160860>FTSE 100It's trash, that was a very poor choice. FTSE 250 is a little better but honestly just put your money in SP 500 it you want an index, it far outperforms FTSE. UK stocks are shite and almost none are worth investing in over US ones, only decent prospects imo is if there's startup growth or no deal WTO trade boom somehow from Januaryt. britbong
>>22160997i'll beat you to death for free, anon.
>>22160919i bet you weren't here for /rhg/ either
what kind of coffee we drinking lads?I've got beans from a local roaster, black, out of my french press
>>22161147Thicc
>>22161141I didn't make the last thread so lick my ween>>22161147Those girls have higher test than most men and are going to completely deflate in the most unflattering way by the time they're 40
>>22161180>he wants a dainty little asian stickbug wife so he can have a chinlet school shooter son or pornstar daughterelliot roger pilled
>wake up>everything is crashing premarket>cant even sellVery comfy....
>>22161202https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JANcVXHqNTI
Hope you bought the dip!
Quick, should I buy SQQQ 9/4 calls at open
>Nasdaq futures downW-W-WHY?
>>22161202Earl gray with milk and sugarA fuck ton of milkI made tea with just boiled milk and no water once
how do i tell when forced sales from margin calls happen?
>PremarketSo it begins, the great bogging of our time.
>>22161224No, I don't like girls that pin test sorry. That girl is hot. The other one is a man.
>>22161229Can’t, FOMO’d into RKT at 32 yesterday.
>>22161234because I sold all my QQQ to buy GME yesterday
>>22161050Floodchan hnngggg
>>22161136Thanks fren. I'll buy the dip, I was going in to GME or more RKT either way today
>>22161231you should've bought them yesterdaybut yes
>>22160940because some of us degenerates buy calls that expire in 2 days and a single day down ruins us financially unironically
>east coast anons are waking up and need caught up on the night's habbeningswe're all buying Gamestop, NASDAQ is crashing, Tesla is crashing, Apple is correcting, and we spent the night reminiscing about ye olde March
high volume when the line goes down
It’s sad that only so many of you will still be chatting with us after it all but I think about it like stonks, only invest/trade good companies.
>>22160940It's a meme you dip.
do you still get in trouble for posting fat asses in nu/biz/???
>>22160981kek
boo red day
>>22161306No, but only man ass is allowed by the faggot jannies
>>22161228how has no one ever used this reaction pic before?
>>22161289i thought AAPL is supposed to hit $150
>>22161286that's dumb don't do that, you're just throwing money at theta
>>22161279What do you recommend? $21 is only .19 at open, probably going to gap up
>>22161306the absolute state of low testosterone posts
>>22161328it will eventuallybut not today
>>22161318>>22161295>>22161293Am I wrong or doesn't a decent dip in premarket usually mean a green day? Just like how a massive spike up in premarket usually ends up as a red day, because people wake up and see potential profits or an opportunity to buy lower
>>22160802Are resistance and support levels a meme? Should I bother trying to learn how to predict candle charts?
>>22161327I threw this on for a smidgen yesterday actually, strange coincidence
reminder that /smg/ is a femdom thread
>>22161150How are they not in the running? While it's not specifically the mail-truck-deployed carrier drones, WKHS is still capable of producing drones to serve other purposes. And considering this is an Indefinite Delivery Indefinite Quantity order, they'd probably want to throw a hat in the ring, right?
>>22161345i've got 100 debit spreads at $20.50-$21
>>22161362Red line only go down now
>>22161362SPY today
Is 25 too high of an entry point for SLV? Should I wait?
>>22161366you use them for breakouts, but you have to understand the difference between a good breakout and what will likely be a fakeout breakout: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_qgPGPTBEE
how many days will TSLA be red for? my price target is 100
>>22161306
>>22161289no man, i was east coast anon all along. I just couldn't sleep because of GME
>>22160891It costs you the premium and if you let it expire >strike price, you're on the hook for 100 shares either buying or selling them depending on whether or not you bought the call or wrote the call.
>>22160891what are you confused about?
Fuck fuck fucj
>>22161383I'll be pleasantly surprised if they tender for it. As far as I know WKHS hasn't done any work on autonomous ground vehicles, only drones.>>22161421yeah you've said that like ten times in the last four hours t. west coast insomniac
>>22161387What's your avg. premium
>>22161412That’s a stupid target
>>22161306>fat assthat asian boy absolutely does not have a fat ass
>>22161410>trusting a bald manBut thanks i'l llook into it
crab day confirmed
>>22160839>normies at work talked about tesla and appleit’s been fun bullbros
>>22161491The normie/thot indicator is always right 100% of the time
>>22161456.41i'm always early on this shit
>>22161491the amount of normans invading the stock market the past year means its time for me to move on and find something else im cursed to have a hipster brain and hate when things go mainstream
>NASDAQ with another nasty red dildoOh boy.
>>22161089livin the dreamseriously
Norlie here, bought AAPL yesterday. What do I do now?
>>22161510Need to get back in to the office to tap back in to the normisphere desu
>>22161429>>22161434Thanks and I'm not really sure where my confusion is. I plan on buying a call. For apple to hit 140$ before the end of the month. Figured it would be a pretty safe bet. Just trying to fully grasp worst case scenarios. Worst case we do have a tech dump. Then I would just hold my contract till expiration and only be out the 400$ the contract cost me correct. I'm only obligated if I write the option correct? Just trying to fully grasp it.
Thunder chun li thighs to crush your head like a watermelon for gambling with mommy’s money on meme stocks like TSLA
>>22161491The way down is fun too, the trick is timing it
>>22161444I see what you mean now, stupid government naming conventions>Autonomous Guided Vehicle Eye in the Sky>Just a camera mounted on the ceiling that calls an Automated Ground VehicleOh well, plenty of other good HORSE news today
Does TSLA stock performance have any bearing on inclusion into S&P 500 or is it just company financials?
>>22161540Buy more each paycheck and collect divvies for the rest of your life.
It's time.
>bank of america bullish on teslaso are we gapping down or what?
>>22161095>be me>see Biden "win">stonks start to tank so go short>yuge crash, many profit>people rush into cryptos>I'm already long>ebin crypto bullrun like 2017 all over again, many profit>emigrate to [redacted]>renounce JewSA citizenship>???????>profitI'm okay with this.
>>22161540Pick up more Apple! it’s a long hold.
>>22161583Is DIX a good indicator?
>>22161583change to the 2 year chart and look at the covid selloff timeline, see any difference?this shit does literally mean jackshit
>>22161592>crypto bullrun like 2017Lmao nope never ever gonna happen, but pajeets do appreciate you paying for their village toilet fund
Im going to kill myself today if we dont end green. Thank god i have 10k cash sitting in my account to load up on cheap calls to offset my old qqq calls
Rolling for coronavirus to acquire viral hemorrhagic characteristics for the winter wave
2-3 days ago i was laughing at analyst saying tesla price target was in the 200-300 range...how did they know, fuck
>>22161545Yes, correct. If you buy a call the worst you can lose is your premium. If you sell a call, you loses are technically unlimited.
>>22161463why that's how much the stock was 3 months ago
>>22161530>stock market worth hundreds of trillions of dollars >some faggot with a 5 figure RH account thinks it's too mainstream >wants stocks to go up, doesn't want anyone to buy themWhat a fucking retard
Jesus fucking christ how is it even possible for FNGU to be down over six fucking percent after hours when I can't even sell? What a goddamn joke
>>22161679im moving to the african stock market so i can be a warlord
Pretty comfy on my AAPL, WMT, AMD AND BA. I got 500 settled and another 1500 ready to settle by next week. Sell me on this TSLA stock, what's it going to do? Is there a better low than 407? What are we looking at today? I'm not sold on the car, but damn AAPL beat all odds despite being a steaming pile of closed off shit, while barely microsoft trailed along, so I really don't want to doubt TSLA
>>22161670I doubt you will see TSLA go below $400
>>221616923x ETFs can have up to a 21% loss before circuit breakers hit lol
>>22161692The first 30 minutes are going to be absolute chaos.
>>22161710TSLA to 100 AAPL to 75
>>22161663NOOOOO THEY SAID TESLA WAS UNPRECTIBABBBBBLLLELEEE
>>22161710>what's it going to do?If I knew I'd be rich my friend. In the long term? It's going to sink back down to like 200-300 dollars. In the short term? No limits.
>>22161720$375
Wht the fuck should i do?
Is this it is my free ride finally coming to an end
Decided I’m just going to hold my apple and I don’t care if it goes red.
>>22161188What about AstraZeneca? Aren't they going to manufacture the vaccines they made a deal like 2 days ago
>>22161710Sell Boeing, buy Gamestop. This is not a joke.
>>22161540For you and anyone that's also asking the same question.Buy the AAPL every dip, hold long term and collect the dividends. Don't get shaken out during these price fluctuations, tech is the only sector worth holding into, since they're the only industry actually innovating and adding value. I can't give price predictions, no-one can otherwise we'd all be billionaires rn. However, AAPL will be untouchable for the average investor at some stage in the future, time is the only factor. In saying all that, diversify, look into things like index funds and bank stocks which historically pay a nice divy.
>>22161692Because TSLA is down 12%. FNGU is pretty much directed by TSLA. It probably makes more sense to just own TQQQ + TSLA instead of FNGU as you can at least sell out of TSLA if things aren't going how you want.
>>22161757Already priced in
>>22161533why do you guys hold overnight, again?
>>22161737>AAPL to 75lol no
>>22161737>>22161746Guess I'll just hold cash for a few months, see what happens. I can't lose or break-even on my march gainz to a roller coaster ride of a stock
>>22161665Thank you. Figured a small apple call would be a good first option buy. Branch out from there
>>22161756Why would you care? Do you think stocks never have red days? How new are you? It's fucking Apple. It's the highest valued company in the world. lolwut
>>22161764I am not investing in a company that lost to the internet.
>>22161825I don't think you understand
I sold to close all my calls yesterday right at close, and my tqqq and soxlI'm thinking XLE puts
>>22161753to despair would be fitting
>>22161737kek, I wish tho
>>22161147Who are these girls?They have joocy legs
TSLA will never go above 250, mock my fucking words. It had to be some kind of zoomer meme. With the split and the deluded value, that shit is gonna tank. Not enough production for the trucks, factories are in a weird place rn, and the brain chip implants aren’t exactly going to bust doors. Side note. Has anyone ever taken ecstasy alone for fun vibes? Or is it strictly a club/party thing?
>>22161825>>22161837yeah manthis dude's got super secret informationthis will definitely 20x because it reached 101%98% was fine, but 101%?it definitely couldn't go to 110%
>>22161306>fat ass>thatcmon anon you can do better than that, much better. cmon man.compare/contrast
damn I was gonna buy puts on tesla yesterdayprobly too late now anyway
Got my first dividend from Intel! I'm 21p richer!
>>22161866How does this company have the ability to do that?
>>22161777Hmm okay i have 5k in my ISA account still and 20k left in the bankWhat should I spend the 5k on why specific code is the S&P 500 theres a few of them i can see on trading 212?
>>22161865>mock my fucking words
>>22161866do you even know what a short is
should i sell all 30 of my TQQQ shares on open fuck i hate when it overnight gaps down. trading hours are such fcking bullshit you should be able to have a stop loss set comfy for acceptable loss and it trigger 24.7 and sell or buy. fuck this stupid market hour bullshit its literally for insiders to cheat and steal from retail investors
VIX is forming another green candle on the daily
>>22161585bank of america is epic
Wow. Today will be the correction. Everything is dark red. Only if Trump didn't tweet that dumb 29k DOW..
>>22161753>>22161847
>>22161900it's somebody who fucks your stock and there isn't shit you can do about it
>>22161865tsla is in the 400's, lad
why is IWM not falling. i expect it'll eventually fall with tech
>>22161891People here will probably tell you SPY (S&P) or TQQQ (Nasdaq)
>>22161875Mother of
>>22161931Okay, so no. You don't.Do you know how a short position is closed?
just railed a few lines and listening to hardcore while waiting for market openhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlahPNMVSBI
>>22160802Dropping more on LUV and AAL wish me luck gents. Hope 737MAX ungrounding isn't priced in.
>>22161945But could you imagine if it did go to 200? The fucking bloodbath that would occur. I like opportunity, which is why March was my favorite month of the year. I can't wait for another crash
>>22161952TQQQ doesn't exist on search>SPY??
>>22161865>brain chip thingPLEASE REPEAT AFTER MESPACEXNEURALINKBORING COMPANYARE NOT TESLASPACEXNEURALINKBORING COMPANYARENOTTESLAA LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE SLOW KIDS IN THE BACK
my body is ready...... BIG RED DILDOS TIME
>VIX Leaps>SQQQ LeapsI'm no bear, but the fact that picrel probably is on the market today tells me to gtfo STAT
>>22161963you buy the stock from an ETF zombie that is selling them like crazy because the entire market is going down?
Find out what rich people invest in and then invest in that. Rich people always win.Always long the 1% and short the middle class.
Cut loses on Tesla and move on or strong hold? I'm kicking myself for not holding last year at these same prices.
>>22161491anyone talking about AMD and WDC yet? these are my only holds now, along with some SPCE.
>>22162011TESLA =\= SPACEX YOU N WORD
>>22161891VUSA is pretty good, I opened with a big position 10 weeks ago and have been putting in drips money into it since. My position in it is up 6-7%. FTSE for comparison was completely flat, I think I sold (a much smaller position) somewhere between 0-1% and moved into VUSA.As for >>22161757 idk man, I've made money off vaccine/testing pumps but I've found it to be short term. YMMV.
>>22161998Ah bugger SPY is not on 212Try VUSA IUSA or HSPX?
>>22161998oh you have some dumb euroshit, pretty much nobody here can help you with that>>22162023And what happens when there's more shares sold short than there are easily accessible shares to buy? Like, say, if the cofounder of Chewy happened to roll by and pick up 9 million shares?
>Put 70% of your contributions towards blue chip stocks and 30% into monthly high yield divvy stocks with DRIP enabled>repeat for a few years>retire with a safe monthly income and a sizeable nest eggYou can’t prove me wrong
>>22162016neeeevermind. FUCK.
>>22161998Buy IUSE, dumbfuck fren
why is IWM not falling? i expect it'll eventually fall with tech
>>22162040Depends on how much. If you have <500 shares just hodl
>>22162064guess we'll find out!remember me when you're riding in your lambo
>>22162059Yh its not long term just want to hold something before buying back tech in late September
>>22162072that's boring and gay and probably underperforms SPY or even just AAPL MSFT GOOGL AMZN
IS THIS THE RUG PULL MY TESLA MY APPLE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Think tsla is going to dip harder today? My entry was $416 so not in the red yet but thinking about selling at open and getting a lower entry point. I can see it going in the 300s from panic sellers
>>22162121I won't
>>22162072>Retire when you're 75>live off a meager pittance versus >put all your money in TQQQ>stonks only go up>20x your money in 5 years>Retire at 40
Jobless claims down a decent amount, exceeding consensus
>>22161998Idk about SPY (possibly the same) but TQQQ is only for burgers, you need residential tax status or some shit to buy it. Annoying as shit
>>22162180rip bears?
>>22162172i'll be sure to grovel loudly
>>22161904I feel that bro. After hours has been absolutely bananas since March and just makes it so fucking obvious that people are insider trading. Completely fucks everything up at open too, when all the regular people react to the ridiculous overnight swings
My average on TSLA is 470.58AAPL is 131.22I have 5 sharea each..Am I fucked?
>>22162180CNBC dude outright yelled the 800k number trying to psych people upisn't going to helpbut nice try
>>22162198Euros can trade tqqq and spy in etoro but you have to sign a disclaimer that you'll obey by us law
>>22162133>underperforms SPYGet a new line. A guaranteed fixed income is good
>>22162180>claims downSo this is good?
>>22161665>covered calls ftw
>>22162180I don't get how jobless claims were up in the first place, unless people would get more money being unemployed than at fast food or retail or security or anything.
>>22161379good taste anon...my last long term gf (whom I met through an mmo) was super into gentle femdom and had a massive lactation kink and always insisted on treating me to things and buying me shit but i ruined it all and will never be that happy againstock markets
>>22162180"A confusing jobless claims report: @mckonomy centers in on a key point - the total number of Americans receiving jobless benefits is now 29.22 million, up about a million from the week before."
>>22162232
>>22162198>he does have usglobalmail address
>we've had zoomers since march>people saying crash is imminent because other normies are hopping on nowsorry it's the new meta
>>22162144It will gap down on open to about your buy in price so really it would be a terrible time to do so, tesla still had dip buyers.
>>22162234You talk like a male that only has 1/4 of the testosterone required to live a healthy life
>>22162179Delusional. Have you been investing for a total of 2 months? TQQQ has a better chance of fucking you hard in the long run. It’s always funny to see people shill for stocks after they’ve already peaked
>>22162250PPP funds are running out
>>22162234BE CAREFUL
>>22162246no I was shit talking that guy before but in this case his canned line is correct, if you're still decades from retirement a fixed income is retarded and you should focus on maximizing your capital gainsthis way when it comes time to retire on a fixed income you have more capital -> more dividend monies
>>22161998If you can't buy TQQQ (which is only valuable for the leverage, QQQ is gay)Just buy FAGTMAN
>>22162232Yes. Get out while you can still get 2k out of your TSLA.
20 mins to open. I feel like I aged 10 years in the last two hours.
>>22162301>stocks after they’ve already peakedDo you even know what TQQQ is m8?
>>22162290i'm sorry that you're dumb>>22162312nasdaq bounced up like 8 and then immediately back down
>>22162332photoshop
>>22162301Ok. Enjoy your slow and steady .05% green days nigger.
I sold fuck you I can live from my gains till november now
>>22162334Can you explain to a brainlet what it is, I thought it just tracked the Nasdaq
>>22162319A fixed income set to DRIP for years on end will provide you with a comfortable life
>>22162180Red day confirmed
>>2216233220 mins to 30 mins to open
>>22160955>>22161023>>22161200The link section is shit and no one cares about it.Why don't you make the thread then after the old one hits the limit? You all just seeth because someone didn't make the thread like you want it to be. Fucking entitled faggots.
>>22162260>my last long term gf (whom I met through an mmo) was super into gentle femdom and had a massive lactation kink and always insisted on treating me to things and buying me shit but i ruined it all and will never be that happy againI know this feel
RKT bros...what happened. it beat earnings
>>22162301TQQQ drawdowns mean it has 3x the buying opportunities as QQQ, the whole index is overbought as fuck right now but if NASDAQ retraces 10% you better fucking buy TQQQ asap
>>22162260how to meet girls in an MMO? i plan to start playing FF14 soon. plz help, i am so lonely.
>>22162334Triple leveraged tech basically. Tech has done great during the corona but only a retard thinks these gains are the new norm. A lot of money will flow into boomerfolios when corona is finished
>>22162260>>22162385haha I don't know this feelcheckmate normies
>>22162364it's QQQ with 3X leveragewe are so fucked.
>>22162260>Femdom>Lactation kinkDegenerates, all of you
>>22162343You'll never make gains as good as mine
Buy Iron ore companies yallDon't buy X though.. Horrible choiceBuy CLF>>22162284
Okay you know what, I've placed my sell orders for -1.5% off of QQQ and if we trade back down to 295 today I'm buying back all in tomorrow if it gaps down tomorrow as well.
>>22162364it tracks nasdaq with 3x daily leverage, attempting to equal 3x the movement of nasdaq on any given daythis means if we get into a violent crab market it can go down wildly even if NASDAQ doesn't
>>22162352Like I said 70% of my portfolio goes to growth. Your hatred for dividends blinds you from reality.
>>22162347Argentinian chick, it’s legit she posts vids on insta stories all the time
Guess we're holding tesla till battery meme day.
>>22162433My options
Imagine if Falcon-9 decided to explode today.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j4xR7LMCGY
>>22162412Lets hope not
>>22162431show your realized gainsi still suspect the liquidity isn't there
>>22162424kek
>>22162244>Euros can trade tqqq and spy in etoroOh cool, didn't know that>but you have to sign a disclaimer that you'll obey by us lawThanks daddy
>>22162429There is no god, only earthly pleasure
>>22162449damn good for her tho? sauce?
>>22162250the +$600 unemployment ran out and it doesnt look like there gonna pass something to increase it normal unemployment is shit and gives you like $100 a week
>down 3.5% overnight when I can't even sell>probably going to scare weak hands and algos into selling this morning>all brokers are going to conveniently crash until 10amGOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY CAN'T I JUST MAKE MONEY
>>22162469Hopefully we get a successful Starlink mission and a successful hop today
>>22162496I don't care there isn't a god have some self respect man
Soon it will be time again for my Big Bull Breakfast Burrito. Like a golden bull grazing, my burrito is the grass
>>22162497It's a fucking fake ass on a trap, relax
>>22162472Posted it a couple days ago, I'll post according to my own schedule not yours. Check the archive or wait.
>>22162379>implying most of us haven't done our fair share of breadmakingdo you know how many threads there've been
STARLINK MISSION SUCCESSFULLJust launchedTSLA will still go down though r-right
>>22162433VALE is a better choice
>>22162244what disclaimer? i don't remember signing any disclaimer
>>22162559i don't care she's a trap either. wait is that darkwaifutrap?
BUY THE DIP OR NAH?BUY THE DIP OR NAH?BUY THE DIP OR NAH?BUY THE DIP OR NAH?BUY THE DIP OR NAH?BUY THE DIP OR NAH?
>>22162412>thinks boomer stocks will come back>thinks corona will ever be “finished”
>>22162497bardxra Might be shadow banned tho
>>22162567>I'll post according to my own scheduledown
New thread>>22162284>>22162284>>22162284
>>22162412>when corona is finishedJUST
Buying the dip so hard, this is the correction you guys have been begging for.
>>22162605Parroting memes isn’t going to make you money. Imagine thinking people will be shuttered up forever.
>>22162604don't buy at open.
>>22162604YES. TSLA is the hopes and dreams of an entire generation. It WILL go back up. This may be your last chance to get it at these prices. The train is leaving the fucking station dude.
>>22162582It should have literally no effect on Tesla but the market believes the market believes Tesla is SpaceXalso dont call it a success until the booster is recovered
>>22162260How did you ruin it?
>>22162666Holy shit the time and the digits. MARKET BUY TSLA AT OPEN FAGGOTS
>>22162582Lol I’m outside on my patio in full view of the launch, and I wasn’t even looking.
80% cash at this point. The crash started this week. This is the month.
>>22162870>>22162870>>22162870SAVE YOURSELVES>>22162870>>22162870>>22162870
>>22162885We only have 4 threads now. Great.
>>22161920Institutions probably did it to spite him.>How dare he celebrate OUR work. Go geddim JoePaedo!
>>22162965hey i did the math and me and the other guy with links posted almost at the same second
>>22162587terms and conditions on sign up?
>>22161692Go TQQQ instead of FNGU. FNGU is too heavy into Tesla, if it tanks, it drags FNGU down with it.