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>are these “smart contracts” in the room with us right now?
>Doctor, I think a smart contract just flew over my house. What's going on, doctor?
Best thread in the last hour
> and she just bursts into my room yelling "ohhhh linkkkkieeeesss", why wont she stop doctor?
this kills biz
>>22106476
>You look at your portfolio HOW many times a day?!?
"So you just stare at charts all day?"
>"So you think im a man too?"
>Sir, I've just told you you have schizophrenia, and you think this is "boolish"?>Sir, what is a "golden bullrun"? Did the voices in your head tell you this?
my sides just pumped and dumped
>>22106873Kek
Ok these are pretty good NGL
>so you believe these "technical analyses" let's you see into the future?
>Who's this "Sirgay" you keep talking about? >You're saying he keeps buying big macs? I see...
ayyyy lmao
>Based on what?
>>22106192lold
Doc I see cubes
>Sir, this is a doctor's office. I can assure you that no one is trying to scam you.>Now, tell me more about this "Pajeet" person.
>>22106192>i just know that i'll never be able to dodge the Hodge, is there a pill that can help me doctor?
>>22107672>"DON'T YOU FUCKING "SIR" ME, SIR!>I knew it, you pajeets are everywhere!
>Can you tell my why you keep saying "ahem, tink tink tink" followed by the letter "N?"
>Sir, from what I understand, you've been taking these "Bogpills"? Is this some kind of pharmaceutical drug, sir? I can organise rehab if you'd like.
>you can't do this!!! it's the standard!!!!
>he keeps saying he's expecting a call from "the zog" or something
>and do you feel better about yourself when wearing the "NPC" mask or the "wojak" one?
>>22107437Kek
>>22106873Based
Best thread on biz in days, maybe weeks
>What does the color pink mean to you. Why do you feel pink?
what a great thread, thanks /biz/
>>22107138
>he just keeps buying bigger and bigger coffee mugs
>and you say Bobo did this to you? Oh there's more than one Bobo?
>So your son has withdrawn himself to the basement, and will refuse to leave until he 'makes it'. Makes what exactly?
>not only that but its also backed by gold
>>22106873Lmaoooooo
Best fucking thread I’ve seen in 3 years holy kek
>Let's talk about this boy you keep referring to. This.. Seminem? Was he your son?
>>22106192no they are smart, they would know we know.
>>22106192Actually laughed out loud at this, bravo OP.
>>22106873ahahahhaha
>for the 5th time, he's not a janitor. Now apologize to your grandfather
>is this “oracle problem” in the room with us right now?
>what exactly do you mean by "same slides?"
>let that go you're delusional
Good fucking thread, best one in probably 2 years.
>is this “assblaster” in the room with us right now?
>>22107672LMAO
Thanks for the lolz very fresh thread biz
>and what do you use now instead of forks?
Now the fudders have resorted to gaslighting. It's their last resort kek.
"So when your wife leaves the room you immediately smell her seat and hiss ummmmm, so pungent, deliciously ripe?"Pregnant pause"And you have witnessed these actions from the doorway, ma'am?"
>so his name was assblaster
>>22110116
>>22110626the first one was always the best
>>22108437Kek underated
>you keep mentioning 700k dumps, do you have a digestive problem maybe? Are you stressed?>there are no forks in the room casting a shadow, are you hallucinating again?>who is this tiger mommy? Do you have a pet at home?>have you been reading too much Greek mythology again?
>>22111506because it actually made sense
>sorry anon, but I need this pen to take notes. it's not for sale.
>in this whitepaper we will be explaining why we need to tokenize the therapeutical industry
>I'm filling your portfolio out now and then I can rate it later if that will make you feel better
Holy shit most of these are gold.
>>22107437TOP KEK MY FUCKING SIDES
Legendary thread
>>22106476Kek this is literally how I feel every day now waiting for the singularity. Sitting on a huge pile of LINK just not sure what to do.Like is it so big they’re gonna come after me? How do I stop that from happening? What sort of insane measures do I need to take for such an event.Finding a duffle bag of cash would be less worrying at this point.
>you have to realize that the gas fees are out of your control
>So why does your dad think you're a man?
>don't you understand??? THEY DO IT FOR FREE!11!!
>>22106192Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>22106873HOLY KEK LMAO
>>22111476true kek
>>22111881This is too real
>>22106873
>Are the Chinese whales dumping their vegetables on you right now?>Are they in the room with us, anon?
>What's happening tonight?
>now, talk to me again about this Jason Parser and... Chad O'fork?
>2K End of year, this one is it, doc
>I mean, you did have 3 years. It is time to let go
>>22112138lmfao
>Anon, I'm not going to see you in Kleros court, if you wish you can just stop coming to our sessions whenever you want>No, you can't pay me in tokens
>And then whenever I ask him why our joint bank account is nearly empty, all he will say is "if you know you know" and starts running around the house going oooOOOOOOOOOoooo
I've been on 4chan for 5 years and this is by far the best thread I've ever witnessed. I'm in tears. Doc might have to check my sides.
>>22107672Kek'd
>>22111648LOL
>I told her stamp or GTFO when I woke up
>we're going to try this again. I'm going to write the letter "N", and I would like you to follow it up with a normal word this time.
>I wouldn't recommend coffee but 2-3 cups should be alright
>please call me Sarah, no need to tell me sirs
>>22106873He doesn't look like a glowie to me.
>>22112331>I
>he said have some steak, and threw white and blue dice at me.
>>22112288>i handed him a stack of our unpaid bills and i try to talk about our money problems.. he always just says "didnt read, not selling" what does it mean?
>you did what with the sharpie?
>>22106873keked
>>22106873That's a man
>Do you think the "needful" is just guilt for the death of your son? There's nothing you could have done
Haven't laughed like this since vincepostinge
>>22106192>how many times a day do you shout: number go up!
>42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42
>Am I Indian? My dad is Sri Lankan but I grew up here. What does that have to do with anything?
>"you keep on saying this chain link is based">"based on what exactly???"
I love you all.
> This PTSD is Link to Marines? Interesting theory anon.
>Yes, I am 33 years old. Yes, this is 22 Washington Blvd. What did you check, anon? I don’t know what you mean.
>I do not understand sir, what do you mean when you say you had three years? Three years for what?
>"He's been hallucinating about dancing cats for months now!"
best thread on biz
>>22111992Thats a young man
>"who said you don't have iron hands?"
>how often do the announcements take place?>does "Janny" go there too?
>he was so excited for us
>If you never even served in the military what Links you to the Marines?
>what if my thoughts are just smart contracts executing
>Why do you keep saying "pen go brrrrr" whenever I write a note?
>>22107138Based af loooooooooooolll
>would you like a glass of milk? >I don't know where your mom is
>You really believed him when he said it would only go up?
>>22107138Delete this
>Have you considered that psychiatry is not "FUD"?
>>22107437perfect
Ive locked in the trades I want and still I cant sleep. The mental hype/exhaustion is real. We could all go insane.
>>22106192nice try pajeet. not buying your shitcoin.
>>22110626
>>22113753This was perfect
>sushi comes from the ocean sir, you can't just farm it
ahah
>>22112177checkem and kekem
>>22112455CHECKED
>go back where?
>>22113795I can't fall asleep for about a three weeks now. 2 hours tops until I sleep for 24 hours, rinse and repeat. It's entirely possible that soon I'll be telling my therapist about my trades.
>>22113795I know the feeling. I just chug 6 pepsi max cans a day then pass out after 24 hours awake. zero routine. wake up multiple times a night to check coin prices
>I'll tell you when to take them. don't listen to anyone else, ok?
best thread on biz in months
>>22106192>>22106873>>22107437>>22112177epic bread
>>22106192hardest I’ve laughed in months on biz thanks op
>is this bear in the room right now?
>>22114439
>>22106192
>So where exactly is this "kleros" court?
man this thread hits home. by the time chainlink hits $1000 ill be a mental nutcase.
>So you first thought a shipping container growing shrimp would make you millions, then you took a loan from your parents to buy a virtual coin that the developers are giving to africans FOR FREE?
>>22113553Is this made by a pajeet or am I having an aneurysm. This sentence doesn't make sense
>>22115958saving frog pictures doesn't automatically make you part of the 4chan cultural zeitgeist. lurk moar.
>>22115958wooosh
>>22111855you literally have to keep your mouth shut,dont tellfriends/family and dont be flashy to draw unecessary attention. also make sure your tokens in a hardware wallet, in secure place. youll probably need a good tax guy for when you cash out staking returns etc. of course you already knew all of this, good luck - this is just like holding you just need discipline.
>>22115958>newfag outs himselfMany such cases. Sad!
>>22108437>>22111648>>22112455underrated kek, this thread is obliterating my sides
>and these “decentralized oracles” are going to take over the world?
>>22106873My fucking sides
>I'd like to talk to this... Stinkie Linkie... is he there? Would he mind coming out and speaking with me?
>>22107862Underrated.
>>22106873Big kek
>>22111488Based digits
>>22108045Holy fuck goodbye to my sides
>>22108141Absolute Gold.
>>22110621Crying
>>22106192smart contracts need real world interactionif enterprises want to enter blockchain, they need the data to be 100% privatezoracles make that happen >>22117934
>>22110769Lord I can't breathe fuck me dead. Stellar fucking thread
>>22106192>so you are telling me you work for /biz >and that you will make it?
>>22112398orbit achieved
>when you can't breathe, you see the coins?
>>22112367underrated
>>22112001Kek
>jason parser?
>What the fuck was what?!?!?
>the needful?
>the standard of what?
>>22107437legit kek’d so hard
>and you received no salary for being a miner?
> how often a day do you need to refresh this "catalogue"?
>...so these French twins control the market and are targeting you specifically? And a Russian boy is trying to save you?
> why would you feel the need to buy something when this WOJAK index says the sentiment is suicidal? Are you feeling suicidal right now anon?
>>22106873based
>>22110769this is the one
>>22112216heh
>>22113739underrated
>>22114399Gg
>what is it about wearing this plaid flannel that makes you feel angry inside
>and who is this man that you believe is living in your head and not paying rent?
>>22106192Nice copy pasta you fucking unoriginal meme stealer, I literally screen capped this last night
> have you considered that in all likelihood Jewish people cannot transmute gold?
>...and that's when he responded with the letter "n">oh anon..
> look at this chart and tell me what you see> Sminem and the Bog Twins are fighting again
>>22112127lmaooooooooooo
>>22119228> Pls sir this is 4channel every post is a repost of a repost
>>22113086Underrated
>>22119260>>...and that's when he responded with the letter "n">>oh anon..kek
>>22106192>doctor, i dream about about threshold signatures, cryptoeconomic guarantees, trustless bridges, merkle proofs, trust minimized off chain computation, liberation of private web data in zero knowledge, and tamper proof inputs and outputs
Give up trying to explain normies about what is happening, just let them buy your bags in 1-2 years time
>>22118392
>>22107437Basedness
>iz he inn ze room now?
>>22111881underrated
>and you say that the repeating digits confirmed this would happen in the future?>hmm yes. and what do you feel is significant about the number 7?
you're welcome but you didn't have to buy 100k pills
>>22119621lmao
>since you always say you are not a robot>could you please point out all traffick lights you see on this picture?>ok great, next the fyre hydrants
>>22106192AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I LITERALLY SHITTED MYSELF
>>22107627who actually is this chad kid anyway?
>why would you put that much pasta on your computer?
>we are at the therapy session, anon. Why do you think we are Walmart? And what exactly is a wagiecagie?
>>22106873kek
>>22112331kek
>>22106192DMG is the best buy in crypto RN.
> why do "niggers, trannies, kikes, and spics, and especially jannies" need to kill themselves anon? > Why do you think you're the richest man in Costco anon? > What does "peepee poopoo" mean? Would you like a referral? My colleague is an expert in coprophagia
>>22120712> What do you mean you cant cash out of over 1 mil in DMG?
ITT anons who actually have mental disorders and have spent many hours in therapy
>>22107721Underrated
>>22112423>G
bump
>>22113873underrated
>>22120966>>22121022Checkino
>for the fifth time lady. I'm not japanese
>>22112138kek
>>22121172Just let her gum your dick like a good grandson.
>>22106192Kek>>22106476Lmao>>22106873Hahahahahahahahah>>22107437Lmao>>22108437Lol
>If I know - what exactly? And please be calm and don't start screaming again. The men outside will not have to come in here with a needle if you just stay calm throughout this talk. We have established that you don't like the color red and I am using a neutral colored pencil this time.
>>22118321KEK
>>22107437
>along with searching for the oracle; you also told the commander that steaks will be king.
>>22119428kek what have i become
Yesterday after hardly any sleep and seeing my trades hadnt been bought I went a bit mad and market bought large amounts, I wanted to get it done. This bought at a much higher price than I had anticipated as this was the only one willing to sell that much I guess. I had now bought far less than Id wanted. I needed more. Exhausted I managed to hustle more funds and later I saw that more people wanted to sell now. So I put a large order right at the bottom. Hoping that someone would do the same wild trade for me. I got some sleep, not much and then woke up and saw that they had! 800,000 more. So I locked in a good average price overall and think I have done well. But the rollercoaster doc, I made the chart move, I made it move. I would show you the chart but I fear youd laugh at me and my insomnia induced recklessness.
Bump
>You keep giggling about a 'money skelly', yet Halloween is still two months away.
>Have you ever tried buying LOW and selling HIGH instead?
>And the name of that man is Sergey Na.. Na-za-rov? And for what purpose do you have these naked pictures of him with that big belly?
>"And when was the last time you had sexual intercourse?"
>>22108045This one made me lol
>>22106192Truly based and redpilled fren
>>22121319Thank you for your upvotes, have a reddit gold sir
>>22120888checkkked>you mentioned that a skeleton is jealous of a big mac, can you talk a little more about that?
>When did you start mailing your amphibian photography to anonymous strangers?>And sometimes these parcels contain your own faecal matter?
>>22106873Best thread and best post this year. Puke me in the screencap.
>Can you show me on this map where Lambo Land is?
>>22108235>>22118463based
>In two more paychecks you say you will be a 'second lieutenant'? However your current work status is listed as a 'wagie' in McDonalds?
>>22123558Kekd
when the time comesgentlemen, it was a pleasure to shitpost together with you on this board
>the moon? what's on the moon?
>>22124740
>>22111992>So why does your dad think you're a man?KEK
>>22106192>so you feel guilty after scamming those frogs?
>priced in what? you still have to pay for this.
>>22118413KEK
>>22113343kek
>>22124771Stop projecting, faggot. I haven't been there for years
>>22108045Best one yet
>patient continues to speak with no one, the only vocalizations he makes are pressing his lips together and making a brrrrrrrrrr sound
>>22112124KEK, one of the best so far
>>22106631>>22106873>>22107437KEK
>SIR! You have to tell us what is wrong, just shouting "ZK Rollups" over and over again isn't helping!
>what are the 1000 dollars linked to?
>>22110259fuck this is a good thread
>>22106873lmfao!
kek bump for OP postshit made me laugh hard
>What exactly do you mean by "everything will be tokenized"? Anon, I honestly think it would be a good idea to up your dosage again.
>>22116111Checked.Based Advice.
>>22111648kek
>so you're telling me 6*6*6 = 216, how is this related to Saturn? Gaseous planets cannot form business partnerships.
>is it "bullish" or "bearish" now?
>you seem to be terrified of the maid cleaning out the rug in the back of the office, does this trigger bad memories?
>Here are some ink blots, tell me what you see.
>>22129084>Anon, tell me about your candle obsession.>Do you also see wax everywhere?
>Redpill? No I don't believe any medication will help you recover from this state.>What do you mean you just bought 100k?
>>22108045Beautiful
>>22129018Lost it here.
>What exactly do you think I am missing?>What makes you think he is going to kill this 'eth'?>Do you suggest being the most autistic 'dev' is a good thing? Have you been diagnosed with autism?>No, sir not everyone here has autism.