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>laughed when normie friends bought TSLA back in march
>laughed when they told me to get in and said no
>laughed when the market crashed
>TSLA all time high
>get laughed at

Can someone please explain why is this “tech” company is mooning endlessly and making everyone but me rich? I always believed in fundamentals but now...

>> No.22101337

>>22101308
You're clearly fucking retarded for not buying Tesla. How is that even a question you literal moron?

>> No.22101357

>>22101308
>claims to understand clown world
>ask questions about clown world

>> No.22101416

>>22101308
They do make the best non-luxury cars in the world. /biz/ hates it just because reddit and liberals like it. That's about it.

>> No.22101473

>>22101357
>>22101416

I want to believe reason but now im inclined to the clown world.. did tesla invent a time travel or something? I mean look at their financials how are they even afloat?

>> No.22101617

>>22101416
This desu. Taking advice from /biz/ makes you the clown. Everyone here is either meming or shilling lol

>> No.22101830

>>22101416
>>22101617
>best non-luxury cars
>/biz/ hates it because reddit
No, we hate it because Tesla, as well as Amazon and Apple, only exists because of US dollar hegemony, and their "success" is only being kept alive because of the fed. They represent everything wrong with modern markets. Tesla would have been major in the red last quarter if they hadn't amended their 10-K. It's all fucking theater at this point.

>> No.22101906

>>22101308
>posts clown
>makes clown post
You think your friends are the clowns but it's you who is the clown.

>> No.22102053
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22102053

>>22101473
dont stress. take the clown pill. its the final one.

>> No.22102211

>>22102053

That burger looks yummy

>> No.22102362

>>22101473
>>22101473
>I mean look at their financials how are they even afloat?

This question could apply to Tesla, or the whole US.

>> No.22102410

>>22101416
this lol

>> No.22102442

>>22101830
>we
Go back

>> No.22102514

>>22101308
Because it was founded by an African American and supporting their businesses is the cool thing to do at the moment.

>> No.22102517

You guys realize tesla makes more than just consumer cars right?

>brain implant chips
>ventilators
>space ships
>automated driving
>pickup trucks
>all electric freight semis that will automate logistics
>underground highways

Bbbut muh cars!!

>> No.22102570

>>22102517
>you guys realize tesla makes spacex
oh ok

>> No.22102610

>>22101830
>best non-luxury cars

>cost more than a n entry-level luxury car
>no charging infrastructure anywhere in the world, except in some hipster cities in US
>0.08% market share
>market cap more than Toyota and Volkswagen Group combined

>> No.22102701

>>22101830
Based and /pol/ pilled

>> No.22103432

>>22102517
holy shit this bubble will not end well

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22103469

stocks only go up
tsla goes up forever
tsla 2k eoy

literally, actually, stay poor
pic related: the cat is you

>> No.22103528

>>22102211
Its nuggies you FUCKING fuck

>> No.22103673

>>22103528
hey watch the racial slurs