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I follow the price on Coinbase but it seems like it's always at 3 cents for awhile now

>>22089603
>2.7c
>Dumping hard
It was 0.7c a month ago when I bought

why didn't you listen?

>>22089603
RSR is a no brainer at this point. The comfort is real.

It was a fraction of a penny before you fucking retard. Low tier FUD.

>>22089603
don't buy stay poor

>>22089603
>>22089640

>dumps 10%
>goes up 25%
>dumps 10%
>goes up 25%

>>22089603
I saw Nevin Freeman at a Whole Foods in San Francisco yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for some free RSR or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen boxed onions ice lattes in his arms without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the lattes and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each latte and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly and asking if he could pay in RSV.

>>22090022
I actually saw Nevin in an Apple store near me. He was lurking around the new iphone. He was approached by a sales assistant where he went berserk slamming the Apple desk with his hand and shouting about why wasn't there an RSR wallet on them. What was really weird is he clearly had soiled himself but didn't seem to care. Man he really reeked of shit.

>>22089603
She sexy.

>>22090022
>>22090275
Fucking kek, thank you anons

Wife walked out on me for holding RSR. Was my turn to take kids on a day out today, decided to take them swimming. Card declined when I wanted to pay the $12 entry fee to pool as I spent all on RSR tokens. Had to go back home and kids cried to wife saying I ruined weekend again. Wife said she’s had enough of me and has walked out. Fml

>>22090275
>>22090022
I actually believed the Sam Hyde one because I could actually believe him being incredibly obnoxious like this when he has absolutely nothing to gain

>>22090469

>>22090022
What was the original version of this pasta? I can't remember.

I am in the reserve discord group. Nevin sometimes sends a recorded message out to us telling everybody to record themselves "barking like a seal who wants a fish" for a free RSR. (RSR is worth three cents right now btw). If you don't send it in promptly he bans you from the group. Once, when I had first joined, I politely declined and tried to laugh it off. You should have heard his message back to me (which he shared with everybody). “I’m not kidding. What’s wrong? You’re too rich now? You won’t bark for a free RSR?…BARK!” It was so humiliating.

>>22090456
joke's on her. in a couple years you can buy yourself a new Venezuelan wife each week with your RSR

>>22090923
Can confirm this is true