/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fuck

Holy fuck, ZOOM (ZM) just exploded

Time to get in?

Did anyone else on here see the post by the Goldman Sachs insider anon who confirmed a 20% market crash tomorrow. Are we fucked.

dollar is dead edition

>outperforms tesla today

heh nothing personal kid

>market crashing tomorrow all over /pol/
>market crashing tomorrow all over /biz/
>none of it even good larps about being an insider or knowing someone or having an uncle who works at nintendo
w-why are they doing this

>>22075288
I went all in on SPY360 calls that expire this friday... I really did not need this Monday. Going to need a strong remainder of the week to salvage this. Either way I'm selling on Thursday around close.

MARQETA IPO FUCKING WHEN?????
Save me from this wasteland of useless and opportunistic IPO parasites.

>>22075344
>Time to get in?
lol

by that logic you should also get into Kodak

>>22075345
>rando anon posts on anon board with no proof
it must be true

>>22075345
I am 20% cash

Putting a small bet on leveraged shorts tomorrow. S&P, Nasdaq or TSLA anons?

Something is wrong bros
All the positive energy seems to have disappeared suddenly. I'm really nervous about tomorrow.

>>22074542
>>22074795
Uhhh, bros?

So plays for tomorrow.
OTM qqq calls Jan exp
GME 8c 9/11 50 contracts
tqqq I'f we go red.

thoughts?

>>22075377
Early 2021

>>22075345
link to thread?

>>22075288
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I fucked up the thumbnail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck, I think this means i'm gonna lose money tomorrow.

>>22075345
considering everything is still way up after hours i call bull shit

Can someone explain Put Credit spreads to me? Was thinking of getting one on SPY. This just means I make money as long as it DOESN'T drop below a certain price range, right?

>>22075403
Dont post charts without context. Explain wtf you're showing i don't have time to read your mind

Its fucking over. No jokes, no memes, no funny wojak pepe images. Its actually fucking over. All of it. Everything. There will be a cacophony of tears, screams, and manic laughter filling the air all across earth tomorrow. Hug your family, make peace with your maker. I'm so, so sorry.

>>22075344
Why didn’t you get in a month ago?

>>22075423
utube u noob

OH NO NO NO NO

>>22075446
i continue to ask myself that

Any other anons in $GIGA ?
This shit has been on a tear lately. Rumour has it they're working with Tesla. True or not, I'm up hugely

>there are people in this very general who still don't own TSLA shares

>>22075429
VIX up
DIX down
Unusual options activity indicates habbening.

>>22075453
>meme lines

>>22075443
Why?

>>22075483
Put your money where your mouth is and go all in tomorrow.

>>22075483
Had no money, what was a fella to do

>>22075483
why on earth would i own the underlying of that obvious bubble when i can just buy calls every single day and make more?

>>22075423
>collect premium (sell) on a higher priced strike
>buy lower priced strike as "insurance"
>difference in strikes x100 is max loss
>max profit on both expiring worthless


but seriously just youtube it before you start trying it theres a million different explanation videos out there

So how long until SPY 500?

FCAU gonna blow up pretty good 9/3 and going forward

that is date of release of new Grand Wagoneer and electric Wrangler

AUY

>>22075370
>SPY 360 calls
Awesome, I've got SPY 376 myself-
>that expire this Friday
Oh. Mine are for December 2021...

I'll pray for you, fren.

Buy CLBK puts. Idk when exactly you'll see the effects, so buy far out, but that bank is about to implode on itself.

The official Bytedance Twitter account only follows 18 people...two of which are Microsoft and Bill Gates

>>22075508
just buy some now, they're cheap

A lot of /pol/ schizos are posting about a major crash tomorrow. I should have bought more calls

hi anons. been holding only since march. someone give me an obvious call play so i can get my feet wet

>>22075370
Why the fuck would you buy that?
There hasn't been a single GOOD green week that should have put the thought into your head that, that was a remotely good idea....

>>22075366
because tomorrow we fall

>>22075366
Probably not tomorrow but the market is spoopy

TSLA 600c 9/11 tomorrow, yes?

>>22075573
kek, I would but it's too late for that train. I'll just wait for the next one.

>>22075483
Was going to place an order to buy $5000 worth in April, bailed because I thought it was a dead cat bounce. Still won't touch it and I actively pray that it will collapse because that would be very entertaining and could make me a lot of money.

>>22075582
fear and greed index isn't high enough yet for another crash, we still got at least another month or two

>>22075650
It still has a fair bit of steam left
The graphs don’t lie

We are in the greed phase.

Hi smg rural retard here

steaks were 2 inches theyve shrunk

Did i do good

>>22075700
sky is blue

shut the fuck up retard

>>22075345
>Goldman Sachs insider anon who confirmed a 20% market crash tomorrow
you got baited, fren.

Rate my lean hog

>>22075357
IT CAN DIE MORE

DOWN DOWN DOLLAR DOWN DOWN

>>22075766
Does it have a chip already?

>>22075393
Kek. Im like 70% cash. If it dips just buy. Coronahoax will be over after the election.

>>22075772


Next support is 88

Yikes

Super yuge bull run tomorrow, bank runs on Friday.

>>22075766
So we've got bulls and bears, how long until there's officially the pig trader?

FUCK THIS. STOCK MARKET WAS SUPPOSE TO BE MY SECRET CLUB. getting texts like this now

MSFT DROP 1.48% Daily,

talk me out of the exit?

>tesla (twice now)
>amd
>zoom
what the fuck am i doing with my life. i could have retired by now if i threw a measly $20k tesla call out of my $400k portfolio. oh my fucking god.....

GME either needs to moon or crash if this shit crabs I will actually literally be financially ruined.

>>22075881
Rug pull time anon

It’s time to join uncle Schiff, even that retard is right ever few decades.

dalio has equal parts gold and spy in his portfolio. He made it to the several billion mark for a reason.

You know i read an article about some stock guy who said "if the shoe shiner is giving market advice it's time to exit the market" in which he proceeded to short the great depression

>>22075881
That's usually the first sign it's time to get out desu. Is Elon's stonk magic about to run out?

>>22075483
I have like $40k in TQQQ I don’t need any more Tesla exposure.

>>22075483
>buying before you sell
NGMI

>>22075934
similar things were said about the dot com bubble 20 years ago and cabbies

>>22075938
I'm gonna get in for one day, if the bottom drops out I'll an hero

I'm putting in about 15k

>>22075896
Shut your dirty mouth, buy more.

Why does ach take so long?
Why does wiring jew me $25?

>>22075881
>>.>

if youre worried about a tesla rugpull, just buy calls at close and sell them at open. make money on the way up and all it takes is one loss for you to know it's time to exit

Thread theme: https://youtu.be/YkADj0TPrJA

>>22075979
Godspeed, Anon. If you do anhero, remember to livestream it for us, or at least do something that'll get you on the news for us all to see.

>I have to start getting up at 6am again
I already miss waking up at noon and having guaranteed gains

>>22075483
TQQQ, SOXL, and lately FNGU, so no room to play with the TSLA Diamondhands

>>22075972
cabbies? but you know everyone is getting in on TSLA and the stock market now. i wasn't here to for dot com bubble but i think we're going to have 2 stock market crashin in a year and it's fucking 2020 this year has been so shit i wouldn't be surprised

>>22076050
>*air drumming intensifies*

Lets label every part of 2020 to see if we're in a bubble

>>22075881
>FUCK THIS. STOCK MARKET WAS SUPPOSE TO BE MY SECRET CLUB. getting texts like this now
You're lame if you don't try to educate the people around you

>>22076116
are we at new paradigm?

>>22075972
then it should be uber drivers now right?

>>22075972
Now it's niggers on Twitter

>>22075877
>bank runs on Friday
Explain

>>22076085
Thing is it seems the establishment appears to have gone balls deep with MMT and have decided to not do the recession thing after 2008, which with MMT you actually can do. The question is are they actually doing it. Either way, buy the fkn dip

>>22076116
Swap enthusiasm and media attention and I think that's about it

>>22076116
But we operating on MMT models now

>>22076136
maybe? but I'm more in line with >>22076139

>>22076116
were still at media attention. going all in max leverage tesla tomorrow maxing out my credit cards and mortgaging the house and dog

>>22076194
Gotta sell your wife to be doubly sure.

>>22076194
>and dog
My Chinese place doesn't let me do that anymore

>wow anon! what are you gonna spend all your gains on?

>>22075288
Gme back to 7 in after hours my calls are feeling good right now

>>22076134
>>22076116
We're somewhere between Greed, delusion, new paradigm

anyone getting in KODAK at open for round two:

https://twitter.com/KenSmiteSmith/status/1300544730619502592

That whale called it again

>>22076194
>mortgaging the dog
The absolute mad lad.

>>22076116
Feb/march lows was the bull trap. we are in an overextended return to normal

should i start doing margins on my RH account and buy more tesla?

>>22075357
dude Trump is going to bring back the gold standard idiot

>>22075872
DOWN DOWN DOWN

>>22075881
a flood of dumb money in to the market is not a bad thing for traders. you get more bubble ups to long and then short them when they pop.

Put 10k on a Boeing put . $162.5 by sept 11

Time to flip this brick

>>22076250
Ahh shit I forgot to buy calls
I was buying purely for the graph
Notice how Kodak always has a huge pump in the morning before dumping again

>>22076304
I just realized i'm betting on a plane company to crash on 9/11

>gold is probably going to retest 2k at the same time silver retests 30
I like my commodities but that is just pure paper playing.
Who here /uranium/, /lumber/, or /nickel/?

>>22076125
>You're lame if you don't try to educate the people around you
that's a mistake. put in sincere teaching effort. pupil blows up account on some bullshit. blames you for the whole thing. this is double bad if the person was gf or family.

>>22076328
kek

>>22076328
Boeing doesn't need terrorists to crash its planes TYVM. They do well enough on their own.

>>22076250
I told you anons in the morning I had an idea with Kodak
Why didn’t you guys listen

>>22076228
>you should buy a new car!
>get a bike/jetski/boat!
>travel the turd world!

>>22076330
>pure paper
The euro dollar system is cracking. Gold and silver will likely play an important role if there is some sort of transition/crisis

>>22076304
oof. not sure about that one, fren.

>>22076304
>Time to flip this brick
What does that mean?

>>22076372
That’s all they do well really

There was a point in the 80 where a monster box of eagles got you a house....crazy

>>22076366
I just want to fucking pay off my car

>>22076303
>. you get more bubble ups to long and then short them when they pop.
be the shark, not the tuna in a way

>>22076328
Inshallah brother

>>22076402
that's what every normie says, but don't if you have a low interest rate. My rate on my M3 is only 4% and I'm making considerably more than that in stocks.

>>22076332
Yep. Never tell people what to do with their money in case they're idiots and lose it all. I just say what I'm putting my money in.

>>22076228
no less than 100acres of land in bum fuck nowhere. i hate people.

>>22076366
I just want to have a supporting net from annuity, till the land and raise kids.

>>22076250
I called it

Gentlemen, my indicators have signaled another breakout to the 3rd deviation. Another gap up tomorrow will suggest we have officially entered a New Paradigm. I cannot stress this enough, you do NOT want to be sitting in cash for this unprecedented Bull Run.

>>22076358
more like the hundreds of blacks they'll be hiring

>>22076447
2.5% but im tired of making payments on my explorer.
also i still have my day job.

>>22076228
More stonks obviously

>>22075595
Wait it out the rest of the year or go long VIX products and derivatives. If you have balls of steel buy long dated QQQ puts. Also, who's the girl?

>>22076476
>implying implications while indicating deviations
watch as it crabs sideways for 3 weeks straight

>>22076476
Dare I say, based?

>>22076278
>believing Trump will do anything beyond endlessly cucking
And you call him the idiot.

there have been MASSIVE exit signs for weeks now. if you’re still in now, you’re a moron.

>>22075288
Just finished wage cucking, how does everyone feel about buying 9/25 $100 Nike puts. Their earnings are on the 22nd and they are cheap right now.

I hate every schizo on this board

>A fucking index is breaking out of the upper bollinger band
I'm scared.

>>22076372
>The euro dollar system is cracking
I've been hearing this for 10 years.

>>22076638
explain

>>22076472
>phonepleb
kys

>He didn't buy zip pay when you had the chance

quick buy the dip

Guys I’m starting to get coomer eyes from staring at charts all day. How can I fix this

>>22076638
AAPL was dragging it up almost by itself

What do tomorrow?

>>22076629
Do you really think they'll be above earnings? I still don't think a lot of normies buy anything besides shoes online
>>22076638
Fuck me

A threadly reminder, all of these anons saying prepare for a flash crash are just butthurt faggots that missed out on TSLA and AAPL.

>>22076680
are you an investor or a gambler? you dont even have to ask. Just hold

>>22076711
unironically an exit sign

>>22076680
>mfw I almost bought a fuck ton of NIO back in December

What the hell are the Rothschilds doing?

>>22076661
Told you about kodak

>>22076692
>Do you really think they'll be above earnings? I still don't think a lot of normies buy anything besides shoes online
He said puts anon not calls

>>22076692
Nike has been hemorrhaging money because of their shitty sjw campaign. I think they are going to correct hard after earnings. Also the puts are only $105 each so you wouldn't be out much.

>>22076629
could be good

especially with basketball and other sports tanking right now

>>22076714
Well. I find stock i like then I put 1k into it.

I hold but I eas thinking of ways to get more tsla.

>>22076649
Indexes are usually stable and predictable.

If it keeps its current course without dipping it may take on the shape of a meme stock breaking out.

you know, before the splits this general lacked bears and i was starting to get worried, thinking i should maybe take profits... but now that the bears are back in town i'm comfy

Real talk, why the fuck is GoPro sticking to just their action cams? They could literally do some shitting slogan like "go pro with GoPro" and make """""""professional"""""""" grade cameras and shit to diversify their product line and thus increase profits. They already have the name recognition, so anything they do that departs from the action cameras would immediately get free advertising because "oh new and shiny"

>>22076771
Last quarter they reported a loss of $790 million. Things haven't got better since then, especially in the sports world.

>>22076629
>Nike
Haven't their earnings been shit since they got WOKE with kneeman?

>>22075483
>no divvy
no divvy no buy

>>22075288
*AHEM*
SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD RUINED A GENERATION OF WOMEN

>>22076813
GPRO seems like a company primed for a buyout
>>22076834
Yep.

>>22076814
I want more comfy /smg/ tier pics

Also, that gf better be holo

>>22076852
based

>>22076863

so how long will this retard strength bull market last
kind of unreal to see $10-20k gains every other week passively

Any Canadians here ever have their TSFA audited? My account has grown from 40k in March to 170k. I barely do any trading with it anymore, just buy and hold, but I'm still worry they will try to tax me by saying it's business income.

Also, outside of your TFSA do you list your profit as capital gains or business income?

>>22076852
based

>>22076859
>buyout
Shit, that would actually make sense. Should load up while it's still cheap af. Especially since they have adopted a "direct sales" model in the last year.

>>22076887
nah, that's just a wagecuck gif

>>22076928

>tfw probs would've been up 30% today if the FDA didn't fuck me by delaying the LPCN decision
At least my APPL and TSLA had me up 2% on the day

>>22076927
I think there's a contribution limit and after that you're tax-manned

>>22076973
I'm all in on TSLA but I highly recommend a trailing stop loss if you don't have one already. I set mine for 7%.

>>22076955
now we're talkin, also checked

>>22075366
No idea im taking it as a buy and hold signal...luckily i bought a while before the pump. A dump of that portion means cheapies.

>>22076840
>Moonface
>Divvys
Ngmi

>>22076887
comfy

>>22075345
buy TQQQ puts bro.

>>22077013
I don't expect the market to crash until after the election if it does at all.

>>22076390
To “flip a brick” is Ebonic slang for making money. It comes from “flipping” (selling) a “brick” (a standard unit of cocaine).

>>22076711
If they are thinking it, so are the big boys that also missed out. Think about that.

im putting 30k in QQQ idgaf you can't time the market

>>22075483
R8 my stack

newfag with about 10k looking to enter the market soon (and no, not because of the tsla/apple prices, i've been meaning to do this for a long time), would you guys recommend waiting a week to see what happens? seems like we're really close to the 'new paradigm' stage desu
also, i'm looking to put a percentage of this into a full stock ETF, what reasons are there for using something other than VTI? should i pay attention to the price or volume for these at all?
sorry if i'm retarded but i am trying to catch up on my reading

>>22077087
>standard unit of cocaine
This is how you know I'm white, I was thinking a brick was one of those banded stacks of cash

>>22077047
Or be ready to buy up SQQQ immediately upon open if you feel faggotish like a bear

when the crash happens...will it go like march covid levels? thats why im scared of buying more tesla if it does

>>22077119
Imagine being self conscious about TSLA/APPL being your reasoning for wanting in.

>>22077120
That’s a band lmao

>>22077119
do whatever you want. following /biz/ advice is foolish.

>>22077015
>hes not a 20 something taking advantage of compound interest

>>22076980
I don't mean going over the contribution limit, I'm talking about the CRA auditing people who have made a lot of money within their TFSA and saying that it's business income and thus taxable. They have a few factors they look at but it's mostly just subjective bullshit.

Apparently the amount where you're likely to get an audit is around 250k.

>>22077119
Definitely don't wait but have stop losses.
>VTI
That's the most boomer way to invest. If you are gonna go the way of a total market ETF. Just continuously dump money into it and never sell for 30 years.

So uh... is it important to save those "your order has been executed" emails from Robinhood? I've been saving anything that wasn't newsletter/memo bullshit. How autistic am I?

>>22077148
It’s possible to go lower look up
Megaphone pattern then look at the monthly chart over the last few years

Keep in mind we had a good dip due to repo issues prior to the chunk flu. Chink flu is the perfect cover for market crash

>>22077248
Do you also save the emails for penis enhancement?

>>22077248
you need to print those out and send them with your tax paperwork or you get audited

>>22077276
>penis enhancement
why would I need that?

>>22077279
That's what the monthly statements are for, no?

>>22077279
what if i havent(also down in general since i started trading)

The verdict is in

Elon status: Not ok

>>22077315
Jesus anon you don't have to save that shit. Robinhood sends you a tax form every year so you can file correctly, don't listen to the trolls.

>>22077336
Elon is smarter than wall street.

>>22077336
Tesla will never break the new $300 resistance, we saw the same shit last time it crashed.

>>22077379
>Elon is smarter than wall street

>>22077388
>This time is different
Anon, it's right in your face. Jesus Christ

>>22077336
Thanks. Saving this for Q prophecy.

>>22077336
So my plan to sell on Friday is checking out, yeah?

>>22077429
You're welcome lad. Share it around. Post it everywhere. I tried to warn them.

>>22077388
>this time it's different

>>22077410
If that's groan worthy, explain why the events that have taken place have happened. Consider the fact that we haven't even reached battery day.
>inb4 hurr durr it's a bubble
I have trailing stop losses, don't care.

>>22077336
big if true

>>22077447
This week is gonna be shaky anon. The volatility is already here. Is it worth risking it to eek out a few more dollars of gains?

>>22077461
You think it's solely because of Elon's intellect that the stock has been moving the way it has?

>its an "everything is mooning including random shitcoins edition"
Puts at 10:30 it is.

>>22077336
this just won't happen. literally impossible

>>22077458
>>22077415
??? I'm literally saying it's not different, Tesla will crash enough to wipe out Robinhood Twitter thot FOMO but bears will still seethe at the new price floor, again

>>22076390
Flip (sell and make profit) this brick (a large amount of narcotic)

>>22077477
yes because lol

>>22077450
The chart says the tsla peak is September. Makes sense.

>>22077483

>>22077524
Do as you must. I am praying for your gains.

Fuck fuck fuck FUCK I should have sold everything yesterday, shouldn't I have?

>>22077486

>>22077536
and went all in on GME, yes

>>22077483
He made the SEC look like a bunch of fucking idiots. Obviously shareholders play a role, but he is very obviously smarter than them.

>>22077483
Elon sells shorts

>>22077558
To outsmart a cyborg you must become a cyborg

>>22077558
The SEC is a bunch of idiots. And that is deliberate.

>over 100k in savings in bank account, no investments
>was gonna dump almost all of it into market in march when crash happened but didn't out of covid fear
>not even do dumb shit like crypto or obsessing over individual stocks, just split it all between QQQ and VOO/SPY or something and leave it there
>still stuck with all this cash, missed out on all the gains everyone has made on robinhood and everyone is rich now

>>22077589
The SEC only investigates companies that dont let them in on all the fun shenanigans

>>22077532
>>22077558
>>22077576
Giving kids access to the stock market was a mistake

>>22075345
You must be one of those people that think everyone on 4channel is a hacker. welcome to the website, we're all NEETs here

>>22077616
What are ya, a fuggin' pussy?

btw, Anons, I doubt any of you were there, but I had a dollar to fuck around with back in April and a couple anons said buy JCP(the bankruptcy news recently dropped) and I'm still holding for those wondering.

>>22077616
Consider that "kids" are doing better than you in the market.

>>22077616
>boomer market
>stocks do boring things
>maybe crab up
>maybe crab down
>zoomers enter the market
>stocks move like shitcoins
>3x leverage all the way up
>inverse 3x all the way down
>OTM options on leveraged funds
>stocks only go up

>>22077647
Thank you for the update anon, do check back in.

>>22077603
That's called fear of missing out and it can ruin you.

>>22077672
don't forget MMT

>>22077683
I'll prob post again during the day tomorrow so more eyes see it, but I'll be sure to let y'all know how many thousands Bezos pays me when he buys JCP out

>>22077647
I was there. god speed dubs and JCP is bought by amazon also dubs and I go all in on $GME tomorrow

>>22077603
If you unironically have 100K do NOT dump it all. 25K at MOST. Don't go full retard, Anon.

>>22077603
Start buying dips. The more it goes down the more you buy. Spread it out over the rest of the year. Put it all in TQQQ.

>>22077701
MMT is not because of Zoomers entering the market at all

>>22077707
>almost quints
that would've been spicy

>>22077736
But it's also why shit is interesting

Quints for crash thursday

>>22077603
That's FOMO trying to get you to buy the top.

>>22077701
>don't forget MMT
MMT is why someone is going to be holding bags that ruin their lives. Literally a game of hot potato.

>>22077743
MMT doesnt do any good on the long term for an economy.
Didn't work in Europe and it didn't work in Japan.
You will never get out of low interest rate environments, ever.

>>22077777

it crashes wednesday. cap this

WMT calls first thing at open

>futures

Should I buy TSLA?

>>22077766
I'm not saying it's good long term, I'm just saying the establishment has adopted it

>>22077786
Why?

>>22077800
>dubs
Obligatory. You have to now.
also
>not already owning TSLA
literal retard

>>22077816
Unfortunately yes

Feeling like a retard for not buying tesla earlier

Or is it too late to buy AMD calls

>>22077798
It was deep green yesterday and then got smashed down a few hours before open. Probably profit taking but still.

Where my RKTbros at? this is unbelievably comfy

>>22077832
This. I encourage anyone not in TSLA to get in now, but only because i want you to boost the stock.

>>22077692
>>22077761
what do you mean? it did ruin me. i missed on all the late 2010s stock market gains, i had a godsend in covid crash, did nothing, and missed everything again.

>>22077723
i wouldnt even do any of those leveraged ETFs like that shit. i would keep it in the safest easiest ones, like i said, QQQ and VOO

>>22077852
should i dump my tesla profits and go all in rocket before earnings?

>>22077852
I have 1 9/18 call

>>22077860
Post split Tesla gonna be $1200 2EOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixnSRlh0nUQ&feature=youtu.be

THIS IS HUGE

>>22077766
>Didn't work in Europe and it didn't work in Japan.
>You will never get out of low interest rate environments, ever.
You channel the spirit of Volcker. Raise the interest rates hard, cut off the money tap. It is just political suicide because you will kill off the slowly building zombie employment as well as wipe out a lot of speculators. But that would cause an actual consolidation and merging of capital for actual growth. There has been a super bubble building since 2000 that is so absolutely terrifying to deal with that the Fed keeps having to unload more money printing and sooner at every turn.

>>22077915
Very pooish.

>>22077892
your call but if I was you i'd stay with tesla because it's safe. alot of us got in during 18-20 price range and i think you missed the 26 dip

>>22077915
Long poo, short loo

is anyone else gonna dump when palantir ipo

>>22077897
Doubtful, I love Tesla but I doubt we go past 750 before the inevitable pullback. If anons want to get in to make some quick cash, DO IT TOMORROW! Not a week later, not a day later. Be smart and get in ASAP and be ready to get out soon after.

>>22076927
They can see your contributions to your TFSA. Institutions have to report. It will take them one second to see that, provided this is the case, you made all that money while it was in the account. They can't touch that shit. I am transferring most of my stocks into my TFSA because I am a brainlet and just opened my direct investing TFSA late last week.

>>22077976
if weebull offers it i will have a position on it.

I’m having a hard time falling asleep

How can I profit from this?

>>22078031
Trade futures overnight, it's not like you were gonna sleep anyway

>>22078048
What platform can you trade futures 24/7?

>>22077947
crazy to say that tesla is safe at this point but i feel like you're right. thanks

>>22077915
You can shit in your Tesla via an over-the-air update soon.

Going all in on RKT when market opens

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>>22077878
I am a reformed perma-bear who stopped buying puts around April and desu I'm kind of terrified of this market right now. I don't even have the balls to buy weekly/monthly calls SPY/QQQ because they're hugging their upper bollinger bands, VIX is rising, and DIX is lowering, so there could be a rug pull literally any second.

>>22077119
go all in QQQ

>>22078104
wait till it dips a bit. it has been crabbing between 26-29 these past few days.

>>22077647
Why not a DOOM option?

Whatever next FAANG company announces a stock split, be honest, will you hedge alot and hold? I feel like I am

>>22078247
If Bezos cared, he'd announce an AMZN stock split and the entire NASDAQ would 2x in a week.

>>22076806
fall 2017 to January 2018 was like that. S&P straddled the upper band (1day resolution) the whole way. If that kind of price action is in the cards you want to be all-in equities to ride it. The gain potential is immense despite the fact that it does involve a very real game of chicken running towards a cliff. Swing trading rules and strict risk management apply.

AUS FAG here looking for something to invest in that’s cheap but has a possibility to explode , something I don’t have to spend much on but may have huge upside . Any ideas , yes I want to gamble on something that might make me filthy rich

Ideas bro for the asx ?

apple bros...tomorrow

>>22078315
>Swing trading rules
what rules

>>22078346
yes, welcome to the club zoomer, we have been in apple and other tech for years

>>22078361
Protect your profits and don't hodl a downturn like a goof. Hop out during consolidation periods and wait to see which way the winds blows, decide whether it makes sense to re-enter later or not.

>>22076278
We're never going back to the gold standard. If anything, the fed will create a digital dollar.

>>22076615
Why would we crash? What's the catalyst? Because unless FED stops QE, this gravy train still keep flowing.

>>22078413
hmmm I see

>>22078439
>If anything, the fed will create a digital dollar.
I would unironically dump all my USD to get a hold of anything else. Straight up barter for anything I wanted to buy or sell.

Correction are only happening when markets gain like 3% in a day. Simple profit taking, which I don't see happening unless we get a vaccine.

The next event that could cause a crash are IF virus 2.0 starts again In October. Doubt it will happen, but this is 2020.

What are other Tesla bag holder's plans for selling?

I've got TEN shares post-split. Should I sell-off half on the run up to battery day and hodl the rest?

>>22078573
I'm seriously debating taking half my shares off, moving stop loss up, then letting the rest ride until there is a clear end.

>>22078573
Trailing stop loss at 7%

>>22078465
Senator Tom Cotton (R-Ark.) stated, “The U.S. needs a digital dollar...The U.S. dollar has to keep earning that place in the global payments system. It has to be better than bitcoin … it has to be better than a digital yuan.”

Also someone make a fresh bread, I would but I'm on mobile.

>>22078544
I have a feeling the next round of instabilities won't be about corona chan at all. Maybe an escalation with China over trade or territory in the south China sea. It's funny everybody talking about corona chan this and corona chan that, meanwhile the entirety of 2019 was about Fed cuts (bull) vs. Chyna trade war tensions (bear). Oh and that little wiggle from the airmail delivered present to general salami.

>>22078573
>doesn't even know what bag holding means
ok, THIS is the top

>>22078679
Okay will do.

BAKING STAND BY

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Just bought $5.5K of AAPL and TSLA today to add to my Microsoft Stock I got back in late March. Feeling good now from it all.

>>22078573
bag holding is holding onto a stock as it becomes worthless. just fyi investo-fren.
I have 15 shares I want to transfer them into a tax free savings account but I am legit concerned its gonna tank before I can get them into the account and get a trailing stop loss on them. Then I will just see how it goes and eventually let it dip and take my gains.

>>22075730
Looks delicious bro
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>>22075930
dalio is
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>>22075288
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