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>25
>still a coomer

How do I fix myself

>> No.22065319

Buy LINK and hold, that easy.

>> No.22065597

>>22065203
just do nofap anon the way I did it is I set up a excel and mark in it the days I succeeded and most importantly the days I failed the more your streak is big the less you want to fail it and start over so it helps deal with the horny energy

>> No.22065610

simple, you need to ejaculate

>> No.22065631

>>22065203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdwY5w2efuc

>> No.22065644

>>22065203
There's a coin for coomers, it's based on the idea of cumming so it's a great investment

>> No.22065707

>>22065610
This. It's important to empty your balls but once a week is enough.

>> No.22065773

>>22065203
Be as normie as possible and get laid after talking with someone at a bar. An easier solution is Tinder-like apps for a quick fuck, at least that's how I do it

>> No.22065861

>>22065597
I was just doing nofap for about 3 months straight when I got to the point of being angry, irritable and depressed 24/7 and had to stop.
I've never felt like that before and it wouldn't go away. Waking up miserable, hating everyone, going to bed miserable.
I don't watch porn anymore either. It disgusts me and I instantly think "degenerate" when I see a thot posted on here.
Anyway I finally jerked off on Friday just using my imagination and I felt SO MUCH BETTER all weekend and today. There's no fucking way that extended nofap is healthy. Every 2-4 weeks is probably optimal.

>> No.22065889

>>22065773
>falling for the vaginal jew
ngmi

>> No.22065975

>>22065861
personally i nofap every year with nnn to keep my degeneracy in check so I don't fall into any meme like being into feet or Jewish women with big tits and whenever I need to do something important I nofap for a month and do that instead horny energy is really strong if you manage to channel it, right now I'm at day 3 of my current nofap streak I'm going to nofap for 60 days and study stock trading+ finish writing a book I'm working on. also I can't wait to bust a 2 month worth of cum

>> No.22065981

>>22065203
Dopamine fast
Get away from all places where pornography is posted

>> No.22066029

>>22065861
>just using my imagination
>every 2-4 weeks
/thread

>> No.22066089

>>22065707
I normally do every other day, I'm not even kidding, I get socially awkward any more or less than that

>> No.22066285
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She ditched me for a better guy bros

>> No.22066311

>>22066285
its ok anon it just makes the ballpark of making it less far away

>> No.22066372
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>>22066311
I feel bad and my stomach and chest physically hurt.
I hate this, I'm miserable without women but they only seem to provide temporary happiness, and the aftermath makes me feel 10 times worse. I hate this.

>> No.22066445
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22066445

why fix what isn't broken

>> No.22066452

>>22065203
buy RGR stock

>> No.22066480

>>22066372
i know how you feel. i was going out with this one girl it was going great and I was honestly the happiest I ever have been in my life and then she told me that she basically lied about everything we lived together and never loved me and just left. that fucked me up so bad I just can't trust people anymore to this day

>> No.22066539

>>22066480
That's fucked man, I've noticed women are very fake, fickle and misleading. They're never upfront about things and will lie to the very end, and after.

>> No.22066579

>>22066539
honestly i wish she never told me all of it was a lie bc it just took every single good feel and memory I had with her and turned it into pure pain whenever I try to think about something or do something I use to do with her it just hurts me and reminds me of her its fucking awful

>> No.22066851

>>22066480
Kill her with ice pick

>> No.22066873

a recent revelation i made regarding nofap
yes at first you will probably need to pmo once in a while. but what you can control is the amount of pleasure you get out of it. if you make it produce less dopamine then it will be less addictive, and over time you can get over it. also i havent watched nudity in videos for over a year, which has also helped.you can also get a chrome extension to block the risque images and ads

>> No.22066907

>>22066851
i can't do that anon even if she hurted me and is overall heartless she is still human and I can't kill another human bc of personal feel it will only make me feel worst. also she had gigantic tits they were fucking amazing and she had pale areolas which makes them 90X better

>> No.22066916

>>22065203
How many times do you guys coom a day

>> No.22066952

>>22066916
9+ times usually when i'm feeling depressed if not 5 times a day

>> No.22067006

>>22066372
The secret is that women will not fix your loneliness, because they are even more vapid, unimaginative, and degenerate than the most stereotypical neet.

Now armed with this knowledge, what will you do with it? Wallow in grief, throw yourself back into the grinder and lose more money and a little more of your soul, or accept this game of life and try to be as happy as you can without appeasing some bitch's whims?

>> No.22067059

Buy kulupu you idiot. Once you experience the euphoria of a proper KLP pump and your dopamine receptors get fried, cooming will do nothing for you afterwards

>> No.22067079

jerk off as much as possible, this is business advice.

What do you guys think of RIGO (rgr)?

>> No.22067091

>>22066952
Unironically?

>> No.22067121

>>22066445
Stop this or I'm going to have to jerk off to Rin pictures...

>> No.22067154

>>22067091
yeah, being lonely and being depressed really makes you fall into jerking off a lot. that's why I nofap so I don't end up jerking off to beasitality at one point or some other degenerate shit like cei

>> No.22067206

>>22065861
Unironically probably have negative spirits leeching on your energy. Were you meditating at all?

>> No.22067387

1 Kings 11:3 tells of King Solomon who had 700 wives and 300 concubines. They led him astray, similar to how our hands and internet access lead men astray today.

>> No.22067567
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>>22067387
Fuck off bitch, that chad had 700 wives and 300 traps. Internet + Hand != 1000 living sex toys

>> No.22067570

>>22067154
Joi is kino but I don't understand that cei shit, fucking nasty

>> No.22067621

>>22067570
i know i hate it too but its a personal fear of mine that I might end up enjoying it bc I spend too much time jerking off

>> No.22067646

>>22065203
Buy $COOM and hold

>> No.22067694

>>22065203
Stop deluding yourself that you'll find someone you'll love. Start actively looking for someone to marry and create a family with, and learn to love them

>> No.22067762

>married
>still a coomer because sex is even better than masturbation

free me from this dopamine hell

>> No.22067815

>>22065203
I've been saying this a lot but try warming up to it slowly.

I tried nofap a lot over the years and I'd always fail around day 3-5.

It depends on how harsh your coomer habbits go. If you are masturbating 3-4 times a day like I use to you should start by only masturbating once a day for a set amount of time and then moving onto fapping only once every 2 days. Keep increasing the distance.

Its important to make sure you actually do masturbate on the day that you are allowed to because if you skip a day without noticing it will fuck up your mind set and you'll probably fail again.

>> No.22067843

It's weird in High School I could go a month easy no jerking off but now when I get to day 3 I'm ready to bust a nut and the temptation is too great

>> No.22067871

>>22065773
You're probably at least somewhat attractive though.

>> No.22067890

>>22067694
Telling someone to just look for someone to marry is like telling a 500 pound fat fuck to just start running marathons.

>> No.22067907

>>22067570
>Joi is kino but I don't understand that cei shit
The fuck is Joi and Cei? What are these coomer acronyms?

>> No.22067934

>>22067907
Jerk off instruction
Cum eating instruction
Either of the above can entail fem dom or not

>> No.22067936

>>22065203
easypeasy.org

worked for me

>> No.22068000

>>22066916
1/60th

>> No.22068021

>>22067843
if you stay busy its easier, you were probably busier in high school. that said I think nofap is pointless, you'll end up busting in your sleep if you have high test anyways, just limit yourself to like once a week and no porn. cutting out porn is the real winner, you'll feel like fapping a lot less without it, and it will keep you motivated to actually go get bitches (just don't let them distract you from making it)

>> No.22068023
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>>22067934
>Jerk off instruction
>Cum eating instruction
The fuck is wrong with you guys.

>> No.22068055

>>22068023
joi is kino because it incentives edging instead of just blowing a load, when you coom you rope them off if you sit through the whole joi

>> No.22068084

>>22067567
Because of the Bible I know that these things take the same toll on the spirit, one from personal experience and one from trusting in God's word. I've been freed from the envy that I used to have, but I think even if you were to read reports from men with many partners, you'd discover the same truth.

>> No.22068085

>>22068023
whole point of nofap is to not fall for the joi&cei meme anon

>> No.22068105

>>22068055
Your sex drive and brain is fucked up dude

>> No.22068122

>>22065203
die (un)ironically

>> No.22068189

Sometimes something bad has to happen to your dick to make you stop.

I had a UTI a couple weeks ago from not peeing after cooming. The pain was unbearable I didn’t sleep for 3 days, you know when you’re peeing and make yourself stop and it stings? Imagine that but just all the time. After peeing I would immediately feel like I had to pee again and sit there about pass out trying to squeeze and dribble out whatever there was. I had to go get prescribed antibiotics and they immediately helped but I don’t ever want to feel that type of pain again. Cocks ain’t toys they’re vulnerable so I took it as a sign to stop playing with mine so much.

Please pee after cooming bros

>> No.22068218

>>22068023
Dude, leave while you still can
Escape this place

>> No.22068246
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>$TRUMP and hold until the election
>Still 177k MCap
>From the creator of MEME

https://uniswap.info/pair/0x8485cd91d27aafd7907f44c51470626d6866b83f

>> No.22068252

>>22065203
lift/exercise more - gets you away from the computer and leaves you satisfied

btw why is /biz/ becoming /adv/

>> No.22068374

>>22068218
I mean joi is pretty tame, cei is fucking nasty. idk how you watch porn and have never heard of joi at this point

>> No.22068553

I'm 31 and love it. They say it gets worse but if anything my sex life is getting better. Maybe I top out around 6 a day instead of 7 or 8 when I was early 20s, but a lot of that has to do with the quality of the girl you have too. I came to the painful realization that looks don't matter as much as you'd think this year. Left an awesome girl for a very stubborn one. I know it takes time to train but I'm losing patience with this one as it seems she won't ever get it. You want a submissive one, that is eager to please. Not one that says they'll try but hardly makes progress and then says no not gonna do it only to want to try again once you start putting a little distance. It's a messy game and I might have to go back to the old one. Post wall or not that was the best sex of my life. If you find the one and she tries to be a cheap girl for you that's good at all but take it from me, make her spend on skincare. Tretinoin cream is cheap, some of the moisturizers and foundation with spf protection are expensive, but it's worth every penny.

>> No.22069261

>>22068553
dude what are you talking about? it sounds like you're posting in the wrong thread..

>> No.22069384

>>22069261
Being a coomer. Most of my life decisions were guided by my dick. It has its ups and downs but what can you do? It's probably the best way to judge quality of life. Don't care about fancy restaurants, fast cars, or thread count sheets. I just want to coom. You'll find many are like that here.

>> No.22069875

>>22065203
Have sex.

>> No.22069952
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>>22065203
Pic related.
And read True Devotion to Mary by St Louis de Montfort

>> No.22070024

>>22067890
I don't know. A lot of women who'd settle down with anyone who can afford to provide for them, almost no matter who it is. Big difference between dating to get your dick wet, or getting a girlfriend. And looking for someone to marry

>> No.22070065

>>22065773
be normie not only no easy but rather no possible. and womyn have std he get penis cancer and she probably has uterus cancer from viruses and microbes out of her vagene hole because such womens got fucked by 100 different men

>> No.22070090

>>22066480
Reminder that if she’s had more than 5 partners, she has physically lost the ability to pair bond.

>> No.22070175

>>22069384
Ah okay, thanks for the explanation

>> No.22070447

If you fap less than once a week your NGMI sorry bud but somebody has to tell you the truth

>> No.22070502

>>22066480
She said that shit to make you feel like shit most likely, either that or she used your for money and actually didn't care.

>> No.22070755

>>22067843
You're exposed to too much sexual stimuli from thotposters. Abstaining is much easier for me in those periods where I can't afford to spend all day lurking on Turkish oil-wrestling imageboards.

>> No.22070806

>>22070755
Pretty sure you're right, when I break it's never because I go to a porn site it's because I see some fat ass on this board that causes me to go look up porn

>> No.22070936

>>22065889
kek

>> No.22070950

>>22065203
stop jerking off. ignore sexual stimuli. embrace completely non-sexy video games for 90 days straight if you have to, to break the stimuli cycle and routine.

>> No.22071027

tbqh most of my masturbatorial exercises come from boredom rather than a horniness. If I had more things to do then I'd probably jerk it less often.

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>>22065861
No ejaculating/masturbating isn't healthy for extended periods of time. Like, its an emotion like any other on and part of the human condition. Like you pointed out, porn is the source of the problem, overconsumption of it highly toxic/abusive to the brain.

I probs jerk off twice a week currently, im in my early 20's. I don't' know how people get addicted to "porn" it isn't that great. My addiction is making money from my projects/business alot of it. Autism does that.

>> No.22071121

>>22070755
>>22070806

this
fuck ALL the coffeeposters

>> No.22071144

>>22066952
I hope thats a larp jesus christ.

>> No.22071176

>>22067006
This,

I make myself happy without needing a bitch. I do have a gf currently but I learn to enjoy everything in life I can get my hands on.

Being in the mindset of needing somebody else to make you happy is toxic and dangerous as hell. Its as bad as wage cucking, get that shit out or your ngmi.

>> No.22071272

i usually fap out of frustration
but hear me, its not about sexual frustration, because i dont want a relationship and i dont have the time for it, also i see "cute" relationships a waste of time

so what really happens? i usually do some stuff in the week, and i fail big time, everything goes wrong EVERY day, so i guess i should chill, im a big loser at everything i try until i become good and then it doesnt interests me anymore, i can handle some days being bad, but because im always trying new things i always fail at something new, this is really frustrating always being a learner that does everything wrong, so my frustration gets to a such high level that i need to release in some way, autism is a hell of a drug

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>>22067934
I unironically like Fendom, my trap gf does it too me.

However, CEI is fucking retarded.

>> No.22071352

>>22068023
JOI is alot better than normal porn. Often because the lady is talking to you directly.

However, JOI fendom is what will probs fuck most guys up. They will like getting treated like a piece of shit and then the rabbit hole only COOMS FROM THERE

>> No.22071395

>>22071352
honestly porn sucks major dick, anything with a penis on it is so cucky and cringe, i usually fap to photos or solo women, but still fapping leaves you tired and weak willed so it isnt good, i wish i had some form of release that wasnt just this kind of dopamine hit or drugs