/biz/ - Business & Finance

Should I YOLO into Zoom first thing tomorrow?

First for cunny and anime

>>22063687
Why zoom?

There are people on this VERY board who shorted Tesla and are giving out advice

WKHS $20 EOW
GME $20 EOW

>TESLA $510

holy shit TSLA

I am financially ruined aah

>>22063706
Revenues QUADRUPLED

Xth for TSLA go up

Should I be concerned

>>22063687
Buy Tesla.

>>22063687
Wait for the morning sell-of before buying in.

>>22063687
>Investing in Chinese Skype.
Traitorous scum.

>>22063736
It doesn't fucking stop.

Soon I will finally break $4000. I’m excited.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>22063657
It's 508 now big boy

what the fuck is going on with TSLA

>>22063735
They made $100,000??????

They must be within 100 years of their market cap!

Elon you son of a bitch

TQQQ will be $225 by Christmas

>>22063739
buying the top?
concerned?

All in on TSLA? Sell the house and buy TSLA? Sell my kidney and buy TSLA? TSLA? TSLA? TSLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

Should I buy tesla at ATH?

Will I get the rug pull overnight in the premarket when the stop loss doesn't kick in?

>>22063773
Based

>>22063778
No one wants to be the guy a year from now wishing they bought at 400/500. Let the FOMO flow.

>>22063778
fomo memes fan boys plebs the lot

WHY DID I BUY AAPL?
WHY DIDN'T I JUST ALL IN TSLA?

post you're plays

Anons, stop for a moment. Look around you, forget your gains for just this fragment of time. Look at the market objectively, how would you describe the aura of the investors around you? What word comes to mind immediately? Is it perhaps euphoria?

Remember to take profits - you have been warned.

>>22063735
-$0.24 x 4 = -$0.96

Lost money this year by falling for the tanker meme then the gold miners meme
I'm the biggest fucking retard on /smg/

>>22063785
Elon is going to become the richest man on earth on the back of a meme stock.

>>22063778
Up.

>>22063727
Not this shit again

>>22063847
profits?

>>22063800
I listened to the guy in the other thread shilling for debit call spreads

>>22063798
Hoping for a split. They seem to usually split between $150 and $200

>>22063840
>not playing Gamestop earnings with the short squeeze and console preorders

>>22063778
IT'S NOT A BUBBLE REPEAT AFTER ME IT'S NOT A BUBBLE

THEY ARE GOING TO SELL BATTERIES, LOOK AT ALL THOSE BATTERY MANUFACTURES TRADING ABOVE THEIR MARKET CAP, BATTERY MANUFACTURING IS OBVIOUSLY A GREAT BUSINESS WITH HUGE MARGINS RIGHT?

>>22063778
>>22063868
It's meme magic. Reality is simply a suggestion.

>>22063868
I'd rather get an autistic South African to be #1 than a bunch of inbred Rothschilds and Saudi royals.

>>22063657
How comfy are you sitting right now TSLAbros? You did buy the dip in march, right?

>>22063903
it's too late for gamestop

>>22063898
That's including a 2:1 split

>>22063847
>how would you describe the aura of the investors around you?
Confused and excited.

>>22063847
Wait, you guys are making a profit?

>>22063847
confused screaming about how stocks must stop going up, and then a bunch of calls

The stock market is like that price is right TV show except more boring.

>>22063818
i bought ATH, not going to stress if it dumps. realize that I cant fuck up again and just hold

Say something nice about Zoom

>>22063867
Hey now, it's not so bad. You could always be a TSLA bear.

>>22063930
This.

rate my shit folio

When will Tesla do second split?

>>22063933
Personally I did

>>22063903
I have an option with a strike price of 8,00 that expires in October

>>22063867
It's okay, anon.
Tankers might still go back up, it's just a longer recovery, like for most of the economy outside tech.

rip to the BLNK retard from this morning

>>22063982
When we get back to $2k

>>22063981
why are you poor

>>22063954
people are going to start paying thousands for a video conference platform instead of flocking to the next free competitor, you just wait and see!

>>22063932
It isn't though, it's not the absolute bottom but $10 or $20 off an earnings squeeze is entirely possible

>>22063982
Early next year when it hits 1500 again

Do you think TSLA will go down a bit tomorrow morning so I can buy in again? I fucking sold my single share for 480 this morning

>>22064013
i only put 1400

>>22063952
>Buys ATH makes 3% in an hour

Doesn't seem like you bought the ATH friend

>>22063935
Based

>>22063847
Just set a trailing stop

>>22063778
imagine unironically believing they're a car company in 2020. People are just now catching on that the cars are just a byproduct

>>22063981
Too much chink shit
Choose one PND and sell the other

>>22063938
No, Vanguard says my annual return is -6%

50% market open LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

WKHS bros I'm really happy with my profits. I expect us to keep going up, but in case of catastrophe I want to lock in my gains. What should I set my stop loss to? What is a price we are unlikely to dip below except in case of catastrophic failure?

>>22063981
>DPHC
>DiamondPeak Holdings Corp. does not have significant operations. It intends to effect a merger, capital stock exchange, asset acquisition, stock purchase, reorganization, or similar business combination with one or more businesses. The company was founded in 2018 and is based in New York, New York.
It's not the first time I have seen somebody mention it; what's the reason for investing in it?

>>22064063
Yep I'm YOLOing into this shit for a PnD tomorrow

>>22064029
You missed the boat by trying to make $20.

>>22064046
i sold all my chinkshit merril doesn't remove it from my folio showings until it settles

>>22062969
>I believe inflation is the biggest concern.
>At some point the big guys start realising they're losing value and move towards assets in other currencies. Then the Fed is forced to seduce investors by raise rates (so that the US goverment can fund itself) and all hell breaks loose.

so basically what you're saying is, the music doesn't stop until the FED stays they'll be raising interest rates, so I'm free to ride the money train until they announce that at which point i should immediately liquidate all of my positions (and probably go short)?

>>22064033


this was me

>>22061066

Another crash happening when?

>>22064041
They're a memecoin

The crash begins Wednesday, you were warned friends.

I still don’t know why TSLA stock continues to get so massive.

>>22064067
$15

>>22064077
It's the lordstown motors SPAC

>>22064094
never
just BUY

>>22064077
They're buying Lordstown, the pickup spin off from WKHS

I think investing in DPHC is dumb because they're only getting something like 15% equity, whereas WKHS has 10% undiluted equity plus 1% revenue from Lordstown

Citi anon are you okay

>>22064067
15.50

>>22063770
Congrats anon. We all have to start somewhere

>>22064087
>at which point i should immediately liquidate all of my positions
good luck timing it before everything else including institutions with insider information.

>>22064090
I know bro. That was me that responded to you. Enjoy your meme gains

>>22063657
Sold all my GME Jan Calls for a nice profit today. Did I get out too soon? Hoping for a dip so I can get back in cheaper. Is this thing gonna just keep running?

alright, godbless chink skype, I'm going to sleep
here's a free test boost from me

>>22064113
Battery Day

>>22064124
Shit doesnt add up. How could this be sustained for a period of time? Or does no one care and everyone just wants to get their shit out?

>>22064063
WHAT THE FUCK WHY

>>22063847

>>22064113
because Musk has a vision for the future and people believe in it

>>22063657
Fidelity vs. Vanguard?

>>22064041
Spill your thesis or shut the fuck up.

>>22064162
stop. i no longer wish to be horny. i just..want to be happy

sold my amd calls for 80% profit, glad i didn't chicken out when i was up 20%

>>22064171
here's a better question >>22063727

Is draftkings dead

>>22064148
easy, liquidate everything 2 weeks before every FOMC. am i wrong?

>>22063954
I don’t understand the appeal of it. Microsoft Teams is objectively better and is far more integrated with Windows.

>>22064067
Depends on your average cost and risk tolerance. I've set mine at $10, but setting at $12-$13 isn't bad either considering it's consolidated in the $14-$16 range for so long.

Realistically speaking what will the price be of GameStop tomorrow?

>>22064140
I’m very happy with it. I only invested $2100, so I’m almost doubled. This is my first year with stocks, so what should I expect for taxes on this?

>>22064166
Unless Elon unveils a literal Fallout 4 style pocket sized fusion core, battery day will be a massive sell the news dump.

If Elon does unveil fusion cores, I'll be slightly salty for having not invested but incredibly excited about our new nuclear future

>>22064217

>>22064113
Literally zoomers who are gay for Elon. It’s still in massive losses and will be for the foreseeable future.

>>22064211
>crabbing at 35
So glad I sold when it first hit 43, I remember people here telling me it's going to 50

>>22064219
>battery day will be a massive sell the news dump
Yeah, and right now everyone is buying the rumor

>>22064186
The problem is people believe Tesla represents SpaceX and Neuralink. It doesn't. There's no equity on SpaceX held by Tesla. You'll get cool marketing stunts like Roadster in space and Cybertruck on the moon, but no actual revenue. I think SpaceX is a trillion dollar company but Tesla is overhyped.

>>22064196
think about all the driving jobs there are, taxis, delivery, trucking, etc. Now imagine automating all of it. How much do you think that is worth?

>>22064187
You can't buy TQQQ or FNGU on Vanguard. Go with Schwab

>>22064094
Never. 2020 was the year of the infinite bull run.

Absolutely fuking loaded on CLF calls

Looking for a 100k flip on these within 6 months

Damn fngu has me netting a grand right now. I feel like I should sell.

So tell me why aren't you investing in AT&T known as Ass Thighs & Titties

>>22064113
Who cares? It's making us money

FELLAS I'VE FUCKING DONE IT. I'VE REACHED SIX FIGURES IN MY STOCK PORTFOLIO AT 20 YEARS OF AGE. NEW GOAL: 1 MILLION BY 30

>Surely this is a bubble that is going to pop very soon

>>22063993
dumped all of my tankers for miners

>>22063963
i think I would have necked myself if i was a tsla bear

>>22064217
somewhere between zero and ten dollars

>>22064113
people confuse Tesla with SpaceX which actually deserves a trillion dollar valuation

>>22064259
spacex allows them to launch starlink which will help power the automated transportation network, especially in remote regions. Neuralink will let you drive the cars with your mind allowing even quadriplegics to drive telsa vehicles

>>22064266

>>22064325
Starlink will be a nifty bonus for Tesla but it really isn't groundbreaking (in this sense, it is for rural internet but that's seperate). Think about how often you actually drive out of cell service. Probably not that often. And the roads out there tend to be straight with simple markings and not a lot of traffic, something a Tesla can already handle.

>>22063778
People are making their bets that Tesla will be the one to cause the singularity.

>>22064306

Nice man

I reached 6 figures at 21

My net worth is 500k and I'm 26

You are well on your way. Check the options I posted earlier

I'm setting a GTC+Ext limit buy at $490 for Tesla-chan

Just by looking at the ask/sell ratio there's obviously a lot of people locking down their gains.

I want in this pump and dump, but can't fomo into it like all the horse, solo, gnus fags did.

>>22064259
>people believe Tesla represents SpaceX and Neuralink
>It doesn't
If they think it does, it does. The market is mass psychology. Many people aren't necessarily investing in Tesla itself from a psychological perspective, but rather Elon and his nebulous cloud of businesses.

>>22064286
This. Just be rich, you fools.

>>22064378
>think about how often you actually drive out of cell service
I don't know where you live but in Canada it's like every 5 minutes

>>22064268
A friend told me to get an IRA from vanguard so I wasn't sure. Also wanted to stocks though. FNGU on fidelity?

TESLA

>>22064433
It would be retarded to buy FNGU for your Roth IRA. Just buy ETFs.

>>22064325
Neuralink is a dead end, you can literally do everything they've done without invasive surgery with an EEG headset.

>>22064114
>>22064138
>>22064216
Hmm. My cost basis is $15.48 right now, so I'm a little concerned about setting it too low.
Maybe I'll just hold off and play by ear, I dont expect a big drop below $15 until at least the contract announcement.

Want some insider secrets kid?

I bought 5 tsla at 480

Wish I bought more lol..

Hi anons, just curious how you guys manage your money.

How much do you have in your
1) Checking account
2) 401K
3) Stonks

>>22064424
I live in Canada on the Island and there's literally two highways, both are well marked and fairly straight. I'm pretty sure a Tesla could already autopilot itself from Vancouver to Thunder Bay just by sticking to Highway 1. So why Starlink?

Also, because SpaceX is a separate company, they're free to sell Starlink access to other automakers, not just Tesla.

>>22063847
Dumb ratboi this isn't a bouble. This is inflation and the new normal. Holding your gains in cash will lose value hard.

Holy fuck its at $516 now

>>22064477
anon i BOUGHT 1 (ONE) I WISH I BOUGHT MORE

>>22064433
No idea, jewgle it.
Vanguard index funds are a boomer meme. I wasted about 10 years DCA'ing into them. Had I just done TQQQ I would literally have a million dollars by now.

JE
SUS
CHROISTE

>>22064484
U data mining me boy?

>>22064477
>>22064503
Why didn't you buy Tesla calls? Way bigger and faster gains.

>>22064067
Before the Hitachi announcement I'd say the floor is $5 if the USPS contract failed. With Hitachi helping them set up a modern robofactory, $18 might be the new floor.

>>22064254
I hear talk that their opening up gambling or some shit in time for ""sportd to come back""

>>22064484
10%
0%
90%

I'm 23. Now's the time to go for broke, I won't have this chance again. If I make it big I'm playing it safe with the returns.

>>22063867
Mine stocks are going to go up. Even Buffet is betting on it.

>>22064537
can't buy options yet

>>22064469
EEG headsets can predict limb position?

IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP!!!

>TSLA is fucking mooning in after hours

might as well just go all in on tsla. its never going to correct

>>22064484
Savings: 60k
401k, turned to Roth IRA: 20k
Brokerage acct: 38k

Looking to put that 38k to work though, no clue what I should be buying

BORR is going to hit $50 this time next year.

great just great, i'll have to wake at 4 AM to safe guard my TSLA gains because algos know what you set your stop loss at, FUCK

>>22063657


My TSLA holdings are set at a 10% trailing stop.

Time to take my profits and be happy.

I did it bruhs!

...these profits even wipe out my crypto losses.

>>22064563
Yes.

WHAT THE FUCK IS AAPL DOING

is there any reason why i shouldn't take the 25k i have in my bank account, move it to my AMTD account, and put it all into TSLA and hodl until before battery day?

>>22063867
Bro, buy oil.

HOW DO I BYPASS ROBINHOOD LIMITS I NEED TO GO ALL IN

>He didn't buy X amount of Tesla shares instead of what he already bought.
It's over.

>>22064484
Checking/savings: 57,000
Brokerage: 20,000
401(k)/Roth: about 40,000. I still need to roll my old one over.

>>22064578
literally why

>TSLA now worth more than JNJ and V
The company is valued 2 million dollars for every car it produced in 2019

Holy shit...i think Tesla is about to pop.

Its struggling to stay at $500

>>22064564
There is a HYPE beyond HYPE

>>22064485
yeah it can drive there but they'll need realtime data on where the trucks are, how much battery they have, if the reefer is operational, is the full cargo still there, which charging stations are currently available, etc. It's more complicated than 'go from point A to point B', things can happen along the way and they need to know when they do instantly

And yes they can and probably will sell the access to other companies but none are near any position to utilize it like tesla is

>>22064537
Cant afford em yet. Still building myself up fr being former wageslave poorfag

>>22064474
No, that's illegal

If only I went all in with my account. Currently about half is in use. But I'm utterly terrified. How do I fight back and go in hard for the gains to be larger?

>>22063847

O Rat King, I shall take a good chunk of my Tesla profits...shortly before battery day.

>>22064484
Checking and Savings: $14K
401K and Roth IRA: $75K
Taxable Brokerages: $467K

>>22064087
Just look at what happened every time the fed tried to raise rates in the last 3 years. We had microcrashes. That is why the fed decided to contincutting instead.

>>22064657
If you can't see it there's no helping you kek

>>22064576
1. 4k (get about 3-4k every 2 weeks)
2. 45k
3. 40k(down 40% overall)

emergency fund is 5k. still living with parents and no debt so thats why im going full retard on stonks

what is even real anymore

elon? jc? anyone?

>>22064664
It's inevitable. I think everyone feels it on a certain level.

Is this what buying Enron felt like?

>>22064687

>>22064664
>struggling to stay at 500

Were about to hit 520.

is there any way to show after hours on the streetsmart edge chart?

>>22063847
you let me get too close, rat. you're within my stand's range now.

>>22064166
When is battery day?

I can't believe I didn't buy at 1500..

>>22064684
Don’t dude. The correction is absolutely imminent. 99% of this board is zoomers who think everything goes up.

>>22064701
Real? There is no REAL, boy.
Now you live in the age of collective-unconscious meme magic.

>>22064484
>Checking
$2,000 (rents due this is dropping soon)
>401k
lol
>stocks
$49,000

I also have $150k invested in another company and those shares are probably worth $300-500k right now

>>22064748
TSLA $600 CALLS 9/11

>>22064484
>needing a 401k
NGMI

TQQQ bros will we make it?

>>22064761
are they wrong though? look at the chart, zoom out.

>>22064757
September 22nd

>>22064259
Technically correct, but it sort of does. Part of the funding for the other private companies is from Elon's scheduled and recurring sale of Tesla stock. If Tesla is worth more he has more money to fund his other projects. Not that normals realize or understand this distinction.

>>22064663
Wait until TSLA is valued 10m dollars for each car.

>>22064757
22nd

>>22063657
>>22063657
Anyone here worried about the blood futures right now like wtf

> Tfw made 2k from TSLA today
> Sold my calls and went in on a 475p right at close
> Moons in my face AH
Today was almost a good day

>>22064169
Are you kidding? The dollar is fucked. Small businesses are fucked. The only sane place to put your money is tech. The melt-up has no end in sight.

>>22063847
I believe in you rat god

>>22064793
The correction is imminent. There are going to be so many pink Wojaks.

>>22064247
wasn't Amazon posting negative revenue for over a decade before finally becoming profitable?

>>22064717
whats that? joking

should i just go back to day trading this TSLA shit? i feel like it's the only way to avoid getting bogged. i'll buy every breakout from now on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_qgPGPTBEE

i just really don't like this air of everyone knowing how stupid and unrealistic this shit is while at the same time not wanting to miss out on all these gains. it's reaching a fever pitch and i have no idea how to know when the boggening is happening besides just sticking to intraday trading where at least my stop loss works. the overnight risk is too damn high.

that said... is there literally any risk whatsoever to taking all of my money besides intraday margin trading power and putting it into AAPL? it's like TSLA except legit safe.

>>22064398
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS

>>22064612
Going up, just not as fast as tesla?

>>22064782
I'm good just holding, no extra funds. If I had an extra 1k laying around though, I'd do it.

>>22064830
yes

>>22064828
What correction? It's only up from here!

>>22064830
They were in a loss, not negative revenue. And Amazon never mooned like this. It’s had fairly reasonable growth.

>>22064416
>>22064798
Yeah but at some point in 2024 when Tesla is squeezing by with a 0.01c GAAP profit and SpaceX is landing men on Mars, investors will ask questions. At literally any point between now and then Tesla's valuation could collapse 5 fold.

>>22064828
>The correction is imminent. There are going to be so many pink Wojaks.

What is the argument for there being a "correction" / "sell off" soon? Ultimately, we'd have to have more sellers than buyers, and presumably, the market is mostly made up of large investment players. So what would drive them to sell off?

>>22064782
Imagine if TSLA crashed on 9/11 kek

Is the mooning period over for AMD?

I have 35k (out of ~115k) in cash right now. Is this enough to capitalize on the inevitable correction?

>>22064854
i was wondering the same thing, i really regret "living my life" and not saving money in my 18-25 years of life. Now im 26 and got lol 1k in the market which is my savings. Go big or go hom- neck yourself as they say.

>>22064484 #
>Checking
1600€
>401k
N/A
>stocks
2600€

And 18k in boomer government debt at around 1%/year

>>22064273
What's the maximum you can lose if that stock goes tits-up?

>>22064849
Why would you assume AAPL is safe if TSLA isn't? Markets are fundamentally both irrational and very much overheated in the case of tech, even if you believe the valuations are solid the fact that they've climbed so high so fast without establishing supports along the way should be a red flag.

>>22064922
I had a little bit of that, took a trip to Korea and Vietnam and just bough a few things around 19-21.
22 now and plan to focus now on saving, investing, and getting some skills

I'm tempted to exit all my positions except precious metal stocks this week and stay out of the market until 2021. The best gains are made near the top of the bubble, but inevitable crash is going to make Japans' 90s market crash look forgiving.

>>22064962
well theres 5g and the new iphone as well as zoomers growing up and knowing nothing outside apple

>>22064090
Feels good bro

>>22064922
>save up $30k ($25k for PDT rule + $5k extra)
>get approved as a PDT
>get 10x day trading power, congrats you can now day trade with $300k worth of trading power
>learn price action and volume analysis from livetraders
>wide bar narrow bar rip
>????
>profit

good luck anon.

>>22064922
Don't get it twisted you are doing a lot better than the majority of your peers and should be proud you have 1k invested. Be wise.

>>22064761
But I'd make an extra 16k a month if i went in with the remainder (yes you read that right)

When the market eventually corrects, it'll go lower than it is right now won't it

Won't it?

60% of my Portfolio is TSLA right now...

>>22064996
I'm riding it idgaf

if I was 40 I'd pull out, in my mid 20s I can just average down if there's a crash

>>22064538
I hope so!

>>22064854
Trading commodity cycles is the easiest way to make money.
>implying I am a gold or silver doomer
No. The cycles for commodities are pretty fucking predictable but require your positions to be months or years

>>22064901
Lmao

lol tsla faggots it already crashed down to 500
how many of you queers bought at 1200 or more? did you buy at 1800?

>>22064962
because AAPL actually makes shit everyone buys and has insane cash on hand. TSLA doesn't it's purely hype and speculation about future prospects.

trust that if FB, GOOG, NVDA or AMZN ever do a forward split im putting as much money as humanly possible into them immediately, btw.

>>22065053
So make it 100%. What's the problem here

>>22064997
In other words, nothing that wasn't readily apparent 3 months ago

Tesla is literally a gain and tendie machine.

Excelsior!

>>22065053
whats the other 40

>TSLA bleeding down
cant wait for that vega to drop

Sell every TSLA you own in two weeks. You have been warned.

>>22064625
Not touching energy stocks or anything related to them for a while

aapl pls stop bleeding

>>22065117
More TSLA

>>22065117
XOM & CCL

>>22065090
The value of that idle cash in real terms is rapidly deteriorating and their product pipeline is looking weak. Little or no innovation and diminishing expansion opportunities.

But then again I was bearish on AAPL a fucking decade ago too lol so don't listen to my advice.

>>22065017
>>22065019
thanks /biz/ bros im working hard on my self discipline and PDT is my goal to create a means to an end to this wage cuckery.

>>22064016
I have been laughing and laughing at zoom. Then I heard they are building software to track presence.
They are going to build the panopticon that other tech giants can't build without risking their whole brand.

got some new jojo memes in the episode im currently watching that relate to the tech hype

>>22065087
>>22065127
Get fucked bobos.

>>22065147
I just jumped in XOM today for the dividend which I am a bit worried about but w/e. 8% portfolio value in that.

Tesla 9/11 600c if i could get options thats what i would get

>>22065147
why

>keep talking myself out of buying tech because surely it can’t keep going up
>surely it’ll correct
>buy something else
>it crabs down and tech continues to moon

I’m hurting bros. Bad.

>>22064922
Just start saving and investing 20% (more is better but don't stress or go balls in too fast) of your take home pay. Better late then never like most boomers.

>>22063657
I fucking hate you /smg/ literal Jews . You are always pushing for Tesla. Corrupt pieces of shit

>>22065181
fuck off

>>22065220
... The dividend record date was weeks ago

>>22064854
Lying?

Does anybody remember what happened in February and March? I fucking remember this shit went down, but what happened was they fixed the glitch and now it can only go up. Just keep buying. I got some TQQQ today that I am never ever selling.

>>22065266
lol qultists

>>22065053
Sell half and diversify.

>>22065167
>They are going to build the panopticon that other tech giants can't build without risking their whole brand.
pls explain. i'm dumb and don't understand tech

>>22065160
whenever the hype is over with the new iphone and apple silicon i'll sell and look at other FAGTMAANNN stocks for new catalysts, no worries. im gonna milk this forward split for all its worth though.

Why the fuck did I go all in on AAPL instead of TSLA. I mean 3.5% is nice, but fuck did I ever miss out on some serious money

>>22065289
WELP
PACK IT IN BOYS

>>22065278
Long term invested looking to maximize ROI

>>22065275
YOU fuck off. bitch.

>>22065263
that is actually achievable advice, thanks again!

>>22065090
Their computers and phones are getting worse and they are betting on their apple TV play while even disney is failing at streaming.

>>22065299
>diversify

buffet has almost half of his holdings in AAPL right now though. LITERALLY 43%. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvULLXEk-xQ

>>22065340
fuck off kid

Can someone explain why so many people here like TQQQ?

>>22065340
fuck off fag

>>22065388
look at the 5 year chart

>>22065388
it goes up a lot

>>22065374
the music should continue until at least the next releases. after i sell, after those, i'll re-evaluate.

>>22065404
Is there anything special to be aware of with a leveraged ETF?

>>22065289
selling my TQQQ at open

>>22065181
>>22065340
Fucking cringe. Kill yourself dumbfuck zoomer

i just sold my first call successfully for $888 profit. but i am confused at people that make money off calls. if theta decay fucks you if you hold, how to people make money? do you just buy 3 week OTM calls and wait for them to get closer to ITM and then sell?

>>22065434
if QQQ drops, TQQQ drops even harder. this is why most "investors" say to not hold it for that long. and yet, as you can tell from the past data, if you've been holding onto TQQQ for a while, well you may be fucking rich

>>22065181
cringe.

I chose the Apple over the Tessle. Cuz I'm cheapbro, and could only work with 2k.

Should've done an option for the latter, but now I'm stuck with the slowly bleeding red. Is there a likelihood AAPL will rise significantly this week after all? Feels like a lot of that money diverted to Muskempire.

>>22065266
>posting Q
Unironically kill yourself.

>>22065388
because we're in cyberpunk now, only invest in tech and nothing else

>>22065434
I think there's a very small fee. Also when it goes down it goes down 3x. If tech crabs sideways tq3 still go down. Otherwise just put your life savings in it and never think again

>>22065234
I figure CCL will be a 2x in a year, and XOM for divies.

>>22065448
>>22065396
>>22065379
>>22065472
holy shit this general has really deteriorated into faggotry, why do you guys accept this? sad. must be all the reddit normies invading this general because of TSLA.

if this isn't the top, we're fucking close.

Wait... Since when does RH allow after market trading without gold?

>>22065473
No one cares about APPL anymore.
Sell and put what you have left into Tesla.

>>22065461
put your info in optionsprofitcalculator.com and look at the charts.. personally I think it's better to buy 1-2 week out OTM calls and then sell them after a couple days.. or once they turn anywhere from 10-50 to 100% profit.. then use realized gains to buy more calls... but with these TSLA calls they are going to be pricey as hell in a week or two so better to hold

>>22065569
You're missing the point retard. I've said this in every goddamn thread. Have a trailing stop on your Tesla with a reasonable give and there is no losing.

>>22065569
that shit is gay and so are you fag

>>22065616
unless you buy the very top

>>22065266
>Q nigger

>>22065501
Don't forget to stock pile guns and ammo
Welcome to the corporate dystopia

>>22065266
Tesla paid back the loan in full, with interest. Hardly "subsidizing".
Most other car companies who took similar loans, still haven't.

>>22065601
what about buying tesla calls at opening and then selling at close to avoid theta decay that way? assuming fomo retard strength continues?

>>22065471
But it isn't like you can be margin called right? The only risk of buying TQQQ before a crash would be that we never reached old anths?

Just sold some stagnant shit so I could afford a whole TSLA stock. Its probably gonna dip below $500 and then go way back through the week.

>>22064849
>ust really don't like this air of everyone knowing how stupid and unrealistic this shit is while at the same time not wanting to miss out on all these gains.
That's the spookiest bit for sure. It's not even true believers buying anymore, it's people who fully acknowledge they're buying a 10x overpriced stock based solely on meme energy and they're perfectly comfortable with it. In that sense I feel like this bull is actually more incoherent, unjustifiable and dangerous than crypto in dec 2017, since at least in 2017 most of the buyers were 'new paradigm!' cultists.

>>22063981

> Apple

Guess I'll be selling tomorrow.

>>22063867
How did you lose on gold miners? All you have to do is hold them.

>>22064087

After elections.

Guaranteed.

>>22064306
you'll probably do it by 25 at this rate.

Nothing about this rally feels right. Tesla went up 10%+ on split day just like everybody predicted it would (out of a joke). I don't know what to say.

My dad called me and asked me if I could buy all the Tesla shares he can afford if he wired me $5,000. This is stupid.

>FNGU
WHOA NELLY thats too much growth. I sold.

>>22064849
>>22065726
Have you been around in 2020? Nothing matters at all anymore. Welcome to clown world

>>22065779
This. As the price of gold, silver, and other metals rise so will the mining stocks.

>>22065809
It’s how you know

When boomers and everyone is asking to buy foaming at the mouth

That’s the match being thrown into the dumpster

With that said buy the fucking dip when it does come I have 70k waiting to go into tqqq

>>22065688
options have PDT rule also opening/closing same position in 1 trading day is a strike.. you can sell at open next day though and buy in at a further out call for cheaper and also more contracts.. but 1-2 weeks out seems to be the sweet spot unless you really can't afford it then usually you can find some totally random call for cheap.. depends how big the company is and how many writers there are

How do I short America? I'm already heavily in FAANG and metals. What should I add?

fucking gamestop

>>22065809
I legitimately believe 90% of the new buyers don't realize there was a split or at least don't realize what that means and just saw news about tesla and that the price was "low" again.

>>22065871
The problem is, when will the bubble pop right? The .com bubble lasted for a long time. People also got filthy rich from 2004-2008 in the housing market.

You just have to exit in time right?

Well, I'm not fucking touching Tesla. I'll just keep doing my regular QQQ/SPY LEAP rollovers. My only problem is, since Tesla is so big now, when Tesla bubble pops, it's going to take everyone down with it.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/tesla-passes-visa-to-become-seventh-largest-us-company-by-market-cap-2020-08-31

I mean, Tesla is bigger than Visa now. Does this sound right to you?

>>22065809
Hope you're larping, if not the desperation is fucking hilarious

>>22065850
what worries me is that you're going to repeat "welcome to clown world" when it all comes crashing down, and im trying to wrap my head around how to protect myself from that while still participating in the gains while they last. day trading seems like the only way since it's almost assuredly going to dump overnight on some insider shit.

>>22065461
Create the calls. Collect free money. Let theta decay fuck other people.

Fuck it next dip I'm buying KODK

I have the feeling that people will FOMO straight into Zoom tomorrow at open due to good earnings results. They have enough brand recognition as 'le tech stock' for robinzoomers to dump cash in.

I think I might do the same.

>>22065944
I'm ACTUALLY not LARPing. I'm Japanese and my dad called me from his place in Osaka. And one thing you should know about the Japanese is that they are very risk averse.

Japanese people HATE taking risks. And my dad is a Japanese boomer. And he wants me to go in on Tesla for him.

How's that for a boomer/zoomer/FOMO fueled bubble?

>>22064306
When did you start?

>>22065956
TSLA isn't the whole market dude.

>>22065388
because they're death cult sadist fucks.

>>22065461
Yep. I buy slightly OTM calls for QQQ/SPY 1-2 months out then when they get close to ITM or if I'm up 40% on a position I sell immediately.

>>22065871
>70k waiting to go into tqqq
Cash is a risky play when 5% or more inflation is likely for 2020-2021. FED is pushing it hard.

>>22065942
>Tesla is bigger than Visa now. Does this sound right to you?
Unironically yes

>>22065942
>telsa is bigger than toyota does that sound right
>tesla is bigger than vw does that sound right
>tesla is bigger than visa does that sound right
if it sounds wrong to you, you fucking clueless

>>22065999
Your dad wants Elon to take us to Mars.

>>22066012
>he doesn't know

>>22065388
Because it only goes up and has broad exposure

>>22065961
i wish, but i dont have enough to sell covered calls on tesla

>>22065942
it sounds like another qualcomm

Fuck it, I'm FOMOing into TSLA. I don't even care if I lose money. All these normies can't be wrong.

mew

>>22066103
>>22066103
>>22066103

>>22066087
stupidest shit i've ever read

>>22065999
Show him Buffet's Japanese stock play and recommend that instead?

Nu

>>22066090

>>22066090

>>22066090

>>22066090

>>22066090

>>22066117
But >>22066090 was first tho

>>22066042
I just sold a real estate asset as that was my main investing strategy. Too new to just dive in so I’d rather eat the 5% a year than a 50% drop in tqq

>>22065999
Defend your father's honour. Stop him from losing his hard earned money chasing tulips. Unless that's pocket change for him, but it doesn't sound like it is.

>>22066044
Everylegacy car maker is dieing. They have failed to go electric in any meaningful way and are years out from even matching what tesla has available now.

>>22065301
Zoom is adding capabilities to tell if there's a person in front of the cam. This is very easy tech, but they seem to have the balls to do it.
This means that when everyone is working from home, their bosses will now have a tool to ensure continued misery for their minions.
This tech could be added in 5 minutes to MS Teams, Facetime, Skype, or any other webcam.exe application, but doing so would seem to evil, so established players can't do it. But Zoom can. They might turn into the "infrastructure of choice" for allowing remote work.

>>22064716
They only people more pathetic than femshapiro simps, are there people who spend the same amount of effort against them.

>>22066348

*feeds webcam false video*

Boomers be big mad.