/biz/ - Business & Finance

Why the fuck does everyone here shit on me if I mention I use Webull when it seems like 2/3 of you use RH? Webull hasn't gone down or crashed for me once. The chink thing I understand and is valid, and I know things like fidelity/schwab are better, but at least I'm not getting cucked by [system overload].

WTF BROS IM ACTUALLY MAKING IT OOOO

AMD is the only thing keeping me afloat right now

Is this still relevant?

Cunny

FOMO back into WKHS or wait for the contract award like a good boy?

also
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would you recommend this

>>22052064
good job anon

>>22052054
1 yuan has been deposited into your account

>>22052022
circuit breakers today bros

>me, spend hundreds of hours and dd. barely green
>coworker, goes all in tesla a few months ago and constantly brags about it. making even more money now

I HATE THIS BULLSHIT MARKET

>picked msft over aapl
>picked TSM over AMD
I could sell msft for a 7% profit and switch over to aapl, but experience taught me that every time I don't stay true to my holdings I either get losses or miss on the upside, so I'll be holding msft. Office 365 4 lyfe etc

>>22052040
>BS
That's fine but if you're outside of the US if recommend to do an MS as well. Not to forget, you should definitely take as many quantitative courses as possible.
>3.5 Gpa
Improve it as much as possible if you're in the US, especially if you're not in a target school.

Also, do as many extra curricular activities related to trading/finance as possible to show your interest and drive for a career in finance.
Don't expect to get a job, you'll need to work for it and hard.

>Robinhood, Etrade, Schwab and TDA all having issues.

Its over

>>22052086
How many shares of Apple to thrust my dick into that ass?

>>22052101
Not today bobo

>>22052084
None of these books are. The best advice for trading is keep up with the news and human emotions and patterns are reflected in trading, except cranked up to 10 because investors are like children

>>22052091
enjoy the theta. buy LEAPs

>>22052022
tsla is so shit and ive been saying i won't buy the top for months and yet here is the new top after earliers new top and so on and so on.... do i just fucking buy tsla bros?

>>22052101

I'm not sure what else to get in on right now. All I'm currently holding is WKHS, FNGU and TQQQ. I would like to get some TSM or AMD but neither looks like they're at a great point to buy. Any recommendations?

holy
shit
TSLA

>>22052022
>TSLA 1k ($1000) EOY (end of year 2020).
BUY BUY BUY!

>>22052107
just dont be fag bro.

Why the fuck have I been buying other stocks when I could have just been buying TQQQ this whole time?

What’s best stock to make weekly call debit spreads on for easy money?

>people who bought all time highs bubble Tesla with no news, not even rumors, at 1000% ratio, on a friday, are already 5% ahead


literally clown market

TSLAAAAAAAAA
MUSK IS A FUCKING
GENIUS
I LOVE HIM

>>22052086
CUNNY BROS WHERE ARE YOU
MY DAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OVER BY NOW

>>22052123
TDA seems fine to me.

I'm about to throw 25k into TSLA and 25K into AAPL
Should I neck myself now or in 6 months? I have a son and a baby oj the way

Daddy Elon

Ameritrade still shit. How do I profit off this?

>>22052190
yeah I made my trades just fine, it was just a little laggier than usual.

>>22052150
What about soxl?

>>22052125
So, what about the actual job is so slaving?

>>22052086
>butt ring
My dick can only get so hard.

>>22052125
>advocating people go for masters
College is a scam if you’re anything but a worker drone bitch.

For anyone wondering why clsk is moving:. https://www.hjnews.com/news/state/cleanspark-completes-strategic-acquisition-of-gridfabric/article_1c8b558e-f80d-551e-b6c7-319b1ad3e1c4.html

>>22052084
no way, all of these boomers are about """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""value'""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" investing which has underperformed drastically forever

>>22052193
Aside from being stupid enough to have children, you’re probably gonna make a lot of money.
That will then immediately go to your spawn, leaving nothing for you to enjoy.

>>22052022
bros, whats your favorite sip?

pic related

>>22052188
Right here

>doubting AAPL
>doubting TSLA
ngmi

>>22052193
Honestly bro I’d buy 100 shares of Tesla or Apple and then sell covered calls. Hello passive income.

>>22052121
MSFT is a good hold and so is TSM.
Don't worry you might miss out on the profits now but you'll surely reap the rewards in the future.
You're gonna make it brah

>>22052064
Congratulations Anon.

>>22052227

Them big noses can’t shake me out of big oil!!!! Ain’t no way in heck am I giving up my shares! You can’t scare me, I fought in ‘Nam, 2nd Battalion, 4th Marine, 1962-1967.

what's gonna happen next, bros

>>22052211
Good idea, just bought 2 shares to see how it goes

>>22052214
Too much time out of the week, too little pay, like most corporate jobs

fuck tesla and fuck memes
hope that stock crashes and burns like the cars it produces
Not salty that I didn't buy it. Just salty that there are a lot of stupid people that did and now they are getting rich.

clown world

>>22052227
used to drink a case of this shit a week to function, watch yourself. Raised my normal resting heartrate for a while and took some time to recover after I stopped.

>>22052219
I'm saying you need it outside of the US to get any nice job at all and university most certainly is worth it given you do a normal degree and don't waste as much money. Especially with a low interest rate loan it's the best financial decision you can make
>>22052214
What do you mean? I'm in trading and it's very fun actually. Work on a desk that specializes in option market making and it earns a very good amount of money and the working hours aren't as horrendous as in IB or PE. I work mainly from 08;30-18:00 from Monday to Friday and never take my work home.

>doubt TSLA
>doubting Elon Musk, current day Thomas Edison

>>22052273
>he is practicing stockpicking
>he is researching stocks in advance
>he is ngmi

Is swing trading even worth it with the way taxes work?

>>22052273
seething

>>22052227
Buondi expresso.

>>22052283
>current day Thomas Edison
you did that on purpose

>>22052273
>Not salty that I didn't buy it. Just salty that there are a lot of stupid people that did and now they are getting rich.
isnt that your fault

Just end me senpai

>>22052283
more like a modern Howard Hughes

>>22052279
I can’t speak for outside the US but I imagine the college industry, and it is one, will catch up outside the US

>>22052279
Doesn't sound awful, I enjoy trading now so any chance I'll enjoy it in the workforce?

>>22052273
Remember to omit logic from your DD next time you throw half your paycheck into the market, and you're gonna make it.

>>22052193
Apple is too high, but its an old, big, stable company that makes money fir over a decade.
Tesla is so horribly inflated, but it keeps inflating mire and more. Fucking tulip mania stock. The company has never made money, has a small market share, rents like to censes for core tech, I can't invest there. Its gambling, 100%. It can go 10x, or go 0.05x, and both seem as likely as each other.

>>22052107
If there's anything I've learned from stocks, its that DD and TA are a big fucking meme. You just have to think like a retard and you'll make infinite money. Just shut down the logic centers in your brain and go ape-mode.

there's some retard on wallstreetbets who took out a 30k loan to put puts on tesla this morning lmao he's probably hanging himself right now

>>22052064
I literally made mine from TSLA.

>>22052273
First time investing, I turned 5,000 into 53,000 in a week and a half and I don’t know what a broker is

>>22052283
>>22052316
It's funny right because he's a state actor.

>>22052346
uhh why its already up 5%

well my brokerage is saying I still have my old number of TSLA and AAPL shares, telling me I will have my correct number by Wednesday. I am afraid to set a stop loss because if they can't get the fuck going on the right stock quantity, how are they gonna process a stop loss in the right quantity. Tesla bros. Am I good until Wednesday or should I be shittin?

>>22052361

>>22052282
Is this why Intel is worthless now?
Ahahahahahah

>>22052332
First worry about getting in at all.
You need a very good CV, cover letter and good grades with enough extra curricular activities to get past the first check of HR.
After that follows a math test at which 90% of the applicants who got last HR checks fail.
Try this:
https://rankyourbrain.com/mental-math/mental-math-test-expert/countdown

If you manage to get 45 or higher you're on a minimum level to pass their first mental math test. And no I'm not joking about 45.

Is the Hitachi deal gonna set a new price target for WKHS, or is will it keep swinging between $15 and $18 until the end of times (or the USPS contract)

>>22052380
based retard
fuck options lol

IM FINANCIALLY RUINED I WILL LITERALLY NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS

WTF BROS WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME

Can someone explain the point of selling options, it seems like youd make way more just buying the actual stock

>>22052283
>Thomas Edison
Slick, anon.

>>22052380
puts, lurk more

>>22052361
Don't worry your sweet little head anon, brokers aren't important.

Why haven't you invested in Iron?

>>22052380
uhm, it's down 495% honey

>>22052350
same, it's free money, you just have to take them

Is SQ gonna break ATH today? I missed the dip and wanted to buy at open

>>22052415
wat u do anon, should i do the needful good sir?

BLNK bro’s I got in. Are we going to go up from here? Any DD?

These gains are nice, but I wish I still had some calls

>>22052380
mirin that ID, obama.

Also you don't know what a put is

SPY and QQQ have literally 2 options right now: crab or go down.

>>22052416
There is inherent time decay in options they simply melt away if the stock stays flat

>>22052406
Oh fuck I missed the puts part. Yeah that is really dumb.

>>22052399
I believe it will break 20 before EOW but crab long term between 18 and 20, so to answer your question yes it is in fact at a new price level. This is a substantial deal and bodes well for future prospects.

>>22052142
thanks anon. going for jan 15 2022 $47 cheapies

>>22052415
What god fucking awful app uses that hideous LIVE LOVE LAUGH font

>>22052064
Since August 1st

>Imagine not doing put backspreads on TSLA
>Imagine not being long GME leaps

>>22052399
Im pretty sure the swing is now 17-20, but the 30+ moon isn't happening until the announcement

Oil...please

>>22052445
its just merrill's app shitting the bed on TSLA splits lol

>>22052399
The latter. No real breakthroughs 'till contract.

>>22052465

>tfw making $100-200 a day now thanks to TQQQ

plz never let this ride end

>>22052468
obama for education

>>22052221
>https://www.hjnews.com/news/state/cleanspark-completes-strategic-acquisition-of-gridfabric/article_1c8b558e-f80d-551e-b6c7-319b1ad3e1c4.html
Thanks anon!

>>22052488
The premium is too high to justify it

>>22052423

Buy CLF

>>22052491
>still investing in oil

>>22052415
You earned it buddy! Enjoy :')

>>22052472
with LEAPs I like to go a little higher on strike but that should work out for you too. good luck fren

>>22052491
I gave up on my oil stocks to buy into apple because fuck waiting for recovery

>>22052022
The following are memes perpetuated by jews in order to stop you from making it:
(1) Dividends - dividends are a big meme and if you have one or more brain cells you can easily make more money by just buying and holding tech stocks
(2) Diversifying - having a diverse portfolio is good if you have a wife and kids and a future and shit, but if you just want to make it, you are severely limiting your gains by diversifying
(3) Capital Gains Tax - you can make far bigger gains by flipping meme stocks in the short term than you will by holding shit for 1+ years in order to get the lower capital gains tax
(4) Leveraged ETFs - boomers love to spread FUD about how you can't hold leveraged ETFs for more than a day or two. This is a big meme and you absolutely can do this and make big gains in the process. A big crash will kill you in the short term, but if it's a tech ETF or something (TQQQ, FNGU, etc.) it'll recover in due time

>>22052283
>Thomas Edison
Kek

gme bros.. i just bought in and made $400.

its 20.55% now. WHEN DO I SELL? IM GETTING BEARISH

Buffet now owns almost 1 billion Apple shares after the split

>>22052340
>The company has never made money, has a small market share,
They’ve had 4 consecutive profitable quarters. They are an automobile startup, breaking into a fully saturated market with enormous capital costs and deeply entrenched long term competitors. That they’ve already had a profitable year is incredible.

And their market share for electrics is huge.

>>22052449
I've lost $130 on BLNK and I'm fucking bag holding

>>22052505
Stop bullying me, I missed a word.

>>22052416
Just sell weekly covered calls with retardedly high strikes that are really unlikely to be hit. 9/10 times you just make cash from the premium each week. Worst case scenario you get the premium and sell the stock for a decent gain.

Who here is familiar with SOXL movement? It seems to be at its bottom for the day but looking at the chart it seems like it has several red days in a row whenever it gets started downwards. Either way I'm thanking the TQQQ and FNGU gods for finally being able to afford some SOXL shares

Buy GME now? Or will it go back down?

>>22052556
Baset watame poster

>>22052592
GME could potentially go go $50, briefly

>>22052346
When will they learn.

>>22052579
How the FUCK did I just now hear about FNGU

>>22052488
I have 10$ GME calls for January am I doing this right?

>>22052620
Gamestop? 50? From 6.50? Based on what?

>>22052620
I know about the squeeze, im asking if we think thats around the corner or if the price will settle back down to mid $5s again before that

>got flagged as a pattern day trader on AMTD
>my day trading buying power just went from 4x to 10x

bros...

>>22052557
Pass me a bottle nigga

>>22052648
TSLA? 3,500? From 300? Based on what?

>>22052553
Ok retard keep drinking that Kool aid yes I am salty as fuck thanks for asking

LADS DO I NECK MYSELF YET

>>22052648
Look at the short float, it's the most shorted stock on the market

>>22052654
Idk it's not like this is a real company with fundamentals, treat it like a shitcoin

>>22052648
https://moxreports.com/vw-infinity-squeeze/

>>22052423
> Implying I haven't been holding VALE for a hot minute

>TSLA
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BUYING THESE ATHs?!

>>22052648
Short squeeze.

holy shit TSLA

Fuck I heard about 90% of GME's shares being shortsold and didn't buy in to play the short squeeze, ah well. If you weren't in to ride the price don't get in now, they have horrible fundamentals.

What did they mean by this

>>22052544
Don't sell until shorts get squeezed aka GME up >100% in a day. Once it happens you'll have 2-3 days to sell on the way up. Another good indicator is the borrowing fee, don't sell until you see 500% on Iborrowdesk.

Apple about to ATH

Nigger

>>22052711
>>22052717
Bless this retarded stock.

>>22052415
Thats apple split right? You got a lot of money boi

How high do you think GME is going to go? I just bought $100 worth but obviously I’ll need to buy much more.

You know what they say buy high sell higher

>>22052221
Too late to get in?

What’s this chart pattern called?

>>22052711
>ngmi

I applaud you gentlemen for GME. If I only listened. I saw the idea like it was lit up

>>22052688
AHHHHHHHHHHH WTF!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZODnDeB7ds

Woooo

Covered up my losses from last week. I'm up now from Tesla

TSLA and AAPL green all week, all month, forever. The normies won

>>22052711
ME BECAUSE MY BROKER FUCKING SOLD MY SHARES

>Advanced Bullrun Devices
Lisa looking pretty hot right now

Calm your tits, GMEfags.
It's not squeezing yet. It's just fomo because of RC Venture and (((alerts))).

Should I sell my XPEV? this stocks acting like such a faggot.

>almost missed out on the TSM dip

damn, FOMO'd a bit but can buy more if it dips any more. been waiting for this shit for awhile now.

>>22052835
Bro I just out 25k into AAPL and tsla and I'm shitting myself

>>22052778
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Where my Applechads at

FUCK ROBINHOOD ONCE AGAIN BECAUSE I MISSED THE 10 DOLLAR PUMP IN ZOOM I COULD EASILY HAVE MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK BUT NOW IM STUCK CRABBING FOR THE DAY AND BUYING TOPS

>>22052835
don't fight it
the inner bull is calling you

>>22052753
Based as fuck look at this Chad guys saying nigger and just not giving a fuck

Anyway going to go kms because I'm bagholding TSM cya guys it's been fun thanks

>>22052771
No but you need big balls for the dips it's a long hold in my Roth for me

BABA WTF

Thinking about selling my BA with $200 profit into AMD.
Bros?

>>22052793
Not too late, earnings + PS5 next week and no real squeeze until we breach 7$.

I wouldn’t be surprised if regulators tried to curb this insane zoomer speculation. If a few years ago, you told anyone on Wall Street that this shit company would be worth almost half a trillion, literally no one would believe you.

>>22052836
kek'd

Vertex Inc. (VERX) is down 5% today. Only IPOd last month im still up over 10% this would be a good dip to buy imo. SaaS company but an absolute long hold dont expect to flip it like a pnd.

>tfw TSLA, AAPL, AMD, and Tcubed Chad
I'M MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONING

Reminder that we had an anon from last year that created almost a perfect chart for GME, you could have made ~250% if you simply bought at the green and then sold as soon as it reached orange or if you kept accumulating every time it went into the green you would have a massive position while being up roughly 100% now

>>22052107
If your positions are reliably barely green consider switching to credit spreads

Ameritrade went down as soon as I was going to buy CLSK I swear to god.

CLIS stable as a table, maybe the easiest free money when they spike next month

>>22052904
if it gets down to 280 i'll consider buying some even though i hate and don't trust the chinks

why is it always so hard to close out debit spreads

>AMD
wtf is making it pump today?

why is AMD mooning?

Surely buffet does puts and calls and shit, right? How come you never hear him talk about that?

>TSM down
>AMD mooning
reeeeeee

>>22052973
Based kek

where are the retards who said TSLA and AAPL wouldn't moon after the split? lmao. enjoying my 7% and 3.5% daily return, respectively.

>>22052221
Hope you fags were buying the dips last week.

>>22052957
>buying a company that went from $100 to $0.01 in its first three years, and has been under a dollar for five years

>>22052416
Hedging, opening more complicated positions like condors and spreads, leveraging your stock holdings to make more money. If you can't come up with ways to make money out of em your NGMI

AAPL $180c 9/4 FUCK IT I'M GOING IN

Just woke up, TSLA is insane

>>22052086
I fuckin LOVE cunny, TQQQ, SOXL, Gold, and Silver!

>>22053008
Bro it literally always happens like that I don't understand it. TSM has been a real dog lately I'm still up like 30% but it's hard to hold watching AMD ride like the wind

>>22053002
he use to sell a lot of SPX puts, I don't know if he still does though.

Will tsm fucking do something

>>22052994
>>22052995
nvidia cards being announced this week. gonna cost the price of a PC for a single 3080. they will be annouinced as Samsung (low wafer yield on 8nm) instead of TSMC (high wafer yield on 7nm). Big NAVI coming out shortly after Nvidia announces (think about 2 months) so everyone is speculating on AMD. also Console sales since AMD chips.

tl;dr AMD big gains over the next 6 months.

NEVER BET AGAINST AMERICA

Question: If I wanted to maximize gains from doing a calender spread, i'd want to do it during when it's low volatility right?

>>22053008
I bet wrong too. Feels bad, man.

>Make more holding TSLA than I do at my job
Jesus Christ.

Should I get a handful of GME shares just for the lulz? It seems to be at a point right now where it will either moon or pull an IVR

>>22052990
What are the benefits of debit spreads?

I HAVE MOST OF MY MONEY IN SPY AND VOO AND I'VE BROKEN EVEN ALL DAY

YOU ALL SAID THEY WERE THE SAFE BET, BUT YOU'RE ALL HAVING ALL THE FUN.

When is amazons top bro’s? I made more money on Amazon than I did holding VZ, T, F, WFC, Oracle...


Obligatory buy SmartContracts of Sergey Nazarov

How much cash do you guys set aside to buy dips, like 30%?

>>22053066
its a dip cause Nvidia will announce it's using Samsung nodes for it's new cards. don't worry. this is temporary. buy TSMC now and watch this moon in parity with AMD

>>22053075
BOOO that was a month ago

>>22053094
you can leverage way cheaper and limit your exposure

get out now everything is about to crash

>>22053103
Long term VOO will beat everything else. Most of the people in this thread are going to be burned once the rug is pulled.

>>22052022
Why does anyone buy anything besides Apple Tesla Microsoft etc?

Not trying to troll I’m just New and wondering. They always just constantly go up and backed by trillion dollar companies and known by everyone.

Are other stocks like shit like blizzard and Sony more risky with higher rewards or are people buying based on news and knowledge

>>22052090
Why don't you just buy Tesla at this point? You know it'll keep memeing up. Why bother with other stocks, seriously?

>>22053144
You retards have been saying that for months. Prove to me this time is different.

I wanna see tlsa crash just so the normies kill themselves

>>22053106
I have no cash. I'm all dipped out just holding now. Almost at 15k just need another .5%

>>22053106
0, all in TSLA

>all my well researched and thoroughly thought out investments are red today
>gamestop is up 15%

>>22053008
Buy some TSM while it's dipping.

I didn't think it was possible, but I think Tesla is breaking 500 today.

>>22053144
How so

>>22053104
Wait till they eventually hop on the split train.....
>>22053115
Already holding it. Actually hold Nvidia and AMD too. Just not very large positions. Need more moniessss

>>22053042
Yeah i know how to make money off of them it just seems like unless its crabbing youll make way more just buying the actual stock

>>22052620
Do you have a tactic to use for the 1/2 second its going to be at 50? Were you there for the kodak moment?

>TQQQ

>>22053172

Welcome

>>22053172
retard

>>22053060
You missed the STX rocket but you might get lucky when I dump my bags tomorrow

>>22052143
It's pure hype but it won't stop going up. Probably $1k eoy. My common sense is telling me not to buy but the market keeps b me tfo.

>>22053159
people would rather try and make 50% today than 50% in a year

>>22053153
>what is a recurring stop loss order

Is NIO at the top now?

>>22053169
well, yeah but its +8% just today, while you are holding your "2% dividend" boomer stonk

>>22053181
My left nut is tingling

>>22053162
eventually tesla has to go down

>>22053173
this probably isn't a bad idea desu

>>22053169
This. I need schadenfreude

>>22053169
>not having trailing stops

>>22053159
two reasons: 1) poor, so can only afford p&d's 2) contrarian mindset

I FORGOT TO BUY RIGHT AT 9:30

>start with 100 euros
>buy us tech 100
>make 200
>compound and reinvest
>make 400
>make 800

lads I've been doing this for months now will the dream ever end

>>22053140
Huh interesting...

>>22052863
AAPL 500 and splitting again in 4 years

>TSLA
lmao, this is retarded

>>22053106
I have about $75,000 in savings outside of my 401(k). Only have $20,000 invested. Not willing to risk it all since a crash is obviously imminent.

Uhhhhh should I take profits?

>>22053229
>eventually tesla has to go down

I MADE IT, BROS

>>22052086
CUNNY

TESLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ARGHHHHH
THE BEAST

>>22053220
Ohhh ok makes sense I’m going with long term safer investments right now

At this point Apple basically looks like a second bank account that doubles whatever money you put in

>>22053153
I just feel better holding voo + growth desu.

>>22052944
Add CRWD to that list

>>22053169
Why are you mad at people making money
It is only the dumb spics hood rat nigs and white trash that is being left behind

>>22053216
Yeah it seems completely foolish to buy it, but then the next day it seems completely foolish not to have bought it. Im in hell

>>22052123
Haven't had any issue with Schwab at all except for the "Portfolio Performance" Tab on Saturday, but it was only 2 hours and not important at all when buying/selling

how does FNGU go up 5% every day

Elon is going to become the richest man in the world on the back of a meme stock.

>>22052839
I bought at 38$ on the corona dip

>>22053225
What is you’re a retarded zoomer? S&P 500 ETFs will always beat individual stocks in the long run.

>>22053172
>thoroughly thought out
You fucked up.

Today I bought my first stock :)
I'm happy.

is dwyer /ourgoy/?

TD ameritrade is not handling the AAPL split very well.

>>22053309
TSLA

>>22052913
It is activist investing. People want tesla to succeed so they buy the stock and the stock goes up. It is just the zoomer normy way of thinking.

>20€ more and euros have reached 420€ on TSLA
based

>>22053106
650k in stonks. 150k cash desu

>>22053335
Oh man me too. 1.5 Apple let’s goooo

Bought 125 AAPL for 128

Bought 46 TSLA for 466

Woohoo lads riding that gravy train

>>22052275
this. its a double edged sword. i quit early this month and my sleeps never been better.

>>22053353
wtf

>>22053200
hope the sell button works

Started with 9500 2 weeks ago. Several Tesla and a couple Nio trades.

Constantly watching. Feels good

>>22053283
I only have 25k to my name. 15k is in the stonk market and 10k of that is in apple as of two weeks ago. I have 3.5k in tqcubed and another long hold I like. I won't sell apple for at least 2 full years. I fully expect to turn 15k into at least 25k in that time and just use it to throw down on a house

HOW THE FUCK DOES TSLA KEEP FUCKING PUMPING 10% EVERY FUCKING DAY.

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT WORTH SO FUCKING MUCH. WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BUYING THIS RETARDED SHIT??

IT'S FUCKING THE SAME SHITTY STOCK IT WAS IN 2018 FUCKING FUCK RETARDS I HOPE YOU ALL FUCKING LOSE MONEY

>>22053327
yes i'm sure that boomer adage was written to take into consideration a pandemic environment where investors are desperate to park their money in tech equities which outpace exorbitant and unprecedented amounts of inflation. keep dollar cost averaging your jewish S&P 500 ETFs, you might retire with a whole $1,000,00.00 in your account when you hit 68 years old.

NIO BOYS WHERE WE AT??

>WHAT WAS THAT
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>>22053194
you can get way way more leverage out of options. $13000 in shares gets you around $500 today with +4% moves. the same $ in a 1-4 weekly spread would get you $650 per day if the stock is flat or down some or more if it goes up

TSLA ABSOLUTE INSANITY

I AM GOING TO MAKE IT
AND I AM GOING TO BUY MY MOM SOMETHING NICE

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

Most of the ppl who are investing on this board are investing because it keeps going up right now. They will drop their bags once it's over and will walk out with fat stacks made, simple. (me think its got still sometime to run)

There is nothing wrong, or dumb about this. Its only wrong and dumb if you hold onto those bags if it all came down and your too fucking dumb/blind to exit.

That's the point, clearly, the normies are on board so all the memes aside, the traders in here are fully aware of whats going on and don't need Redditors to tell them its a possible bubble.

>>22052275
>>22053379
just drink 1-2 cups of coffee in the morning, jesus fucking zoomers i swear...

>>22053411
Smart money insider trading, they know that Tesla is about to revolutionize the Battery Industry next year.

>>22052083
Same

Just bought TSLA for the very first time. Welcome to the absolute top boys. You have been warned.

>>22053353
It never handles splits well. Reverse splits even worse.

HOLY FUCK TESLA GOING PARABOLIC

>>22053435
SMART FUCKING MONEY AFTER A 2000% INCREASE.

FUCK OFF RETARD

SQUARE WHAT THE FUCK

KEEP GOING UP

TSLA 800 EOW?

>>22053440
Did the same thing. It's all downhill from now on.

>>22053106
25-40% but i leverage the fuck out of my positions

>>22053435
You'd be better off buying bonds then some risky, overpriced automaker.

TQQQ has not had a red day in 20 straight days
this is not going to end well

>>22053344
No but Bud Dwyer definitely was

>nasdaq
Line literally just goes up, what the fuck

>>22053411
>>22053417
>>22053425
ACTUALLY PARABOLIC
INSTITUTIONS BUYING

>>22053432
coffee tastes like shit. never.

>>22053459
how much money have you lost shorting TSLA lol

>>22053411
>HOW THE FUCK DOES TSLA KEEP FUCKING PUMPING 10% EVERY FUCKING DAY.
because the market cap of the only company developing good rechargeable batteries, private space exploration, satellite internet, high speed railways, and brain chips has a market cap of only 90 billion dollars
you are a retard if you think tesla is a zoomer scam

>>22053477
>baggie bearish on TSLA
you know what to do /smg/

Just made another 500 usd in 60 seconds

>>22053459
WHY ARE WE YELLING?

I FUCKING TOLD YOU FUCKS HOW IT WAS GOING DOWN A WHILE AGO WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN?

>>22053397
i wish you the best of luck anon. i really do lol

>>22053477
Tesla is not a car company, this consensus we've reached a month ago. Did you missed the Memo?

Imagine how much tesla will go up when they add it to the sp500

>>22053506
0, just pissed i missed out

>>22053412
Please create a trip code so I can laugh my ass off when the rug is pulled. You should go show your investment strategy to some Wall Street firms. Maybe they’ll make you a managing partner. Also receive a handsome payout from Warren Buffett’s challenge.

TSLA@500 EOD?

>>22053510
IT WAS FUCKING WORTH 20BN 1 YEAR AGO AND THEY DID THE SAME SHIT. NOTHING HAS CHANGED

You have to admit, tesla is like the best car there is.

>>22053510
This. glad i bought calls this morning finally can afford multiples

TSLA is going back to $2000 isn't it...

>>22053261
Start hedging by buying into the market $1k a week. Otherwise a bull market of even 6 months could destroy you. If it crashes in the next year or two you will still have some cash to buy in with.

>>22053521
You didn’t make anything until you sell

someone post the turtle on rollerskates

Should I sell aapl and move all to tsla

>>22053428
But Apple Tesla Microsoft google etc have just been going up for 5-10+ years straight

>>22053523
im going to follow this, if i lose money im going to find you.

>>22053567
I live in West Palm Beach, I ride my bike around all the residential neighborhoods every day. 1 in 8 houses own a tesla I'd say.

>>22053571
They'll have to split again in 2021

>>22053567
Their bumpers literally get ripped off by puddles.... the doors retain water. No

>>22053567
Yeah, I love panel gaps and shitty interiors on a 60k car

>>22053181
>>22053167
EVERYBODY GET OUT NOW MY LEFT NUT IS ON FIRE. THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL SAY THIS. SAVE YOURSELVES ANONS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.

>>22053551
People are just getting arrogant they made some money short term

uh oh

>>22053523
This was literally my plan

>>22052488
Nigger just do call debit spreads.

>>22053229
>eventually tesla has to go down

>>22052839
thank you mommy su

>>22053592
You never sell AAPL, sell something else.

>tfw you're a poorfag only able to buy TSLA and AAPL so i bought 6 AAPL and 1 TSLA
will i make it?

WTF TESLA UP 10% SELL SELL SELL(?)

Can I even make a call on AAPL that won't get redfuct immediately after

>>22053648
what about before the election? what about the three gorges dam?

IN FOR TSLA $800c 9/4

i woke up late at 10 oclock and bought some TSLA thinking the rally was over
its already up 3% from when i bought it
what the actual fuck

>>22053269
>>22053639
>newfags who dont realize TSLA is literally the reddit ticker of choice

>>22053432
I'm in my 30s, I drink coffee too, I just let myself get way too dependent on caffine for a while.

>>22053662
EVERYONE I JUST HEARD ROBINHOOD IS FULLY OPERATIONAL RIGHT NOW HOLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

i dumped my TSLA at $485

good luck to the rest of you

>>22053648
I only have aapl and tsla

>>22053091
I put $100 bet on that horse. Couldnt hurt and Im going to lmao if it turns out like these nerds say it will.

>>22053411
Ur just mad for not buying

whats going on with RKT bros?

>>22053510
I hate this troll so much because its what normies unironically believe
>>22053411
>Normans will never sell tesla
>Normans will buy tesla at whatever price
Marketcap has shit all to do with the value of the companys assets or profits, it also has shit all to do with the ammount of money that is really spent on tesla shares, there is no billion spent on tesla shares for every billion teslas marketcap rises
The normies are not selling so the market cap goes up

>>22053725
yeah, still makes absolutly no fucking sense

OH NO NO NO HORSIES I BOUGHT BACK IN AT THE TOP

I'm up $300 from Tesla.

Excelsior!

HODL TSLA
don't sell the rally
WE ARE GOING TO MARS!

>>22053711
perfect call

>>22053565
aside from changing fundamentals, profitability, short sellers capitulating, future s&p 500 inclusion and a new crowd of investors who can see that the price now reflects future performance.

>>22053425
THAT'S WHOLESOME AS FUCK I HOPE YOU MAKE IT ANON!

>>22053789
>>22053789
>>22053789
>>22053789

new

VIX

tsla is bitcoin 19000 right now

APPLE NO

>>22053782
>the price now reflects future performance
so why does it keep going up retard

CUNNY BROS WHERE WE AT? WHEN ARE WE BUYING THE MSFT DIP?

>>22053551
i have a recurring stop limit sell order, niggerbrain.

>>22053613
No one really cares about pannel gaps or minor defects. Only reviewers and car "enthusiasts" even notice.

>>22053595
What do those other shares have to do with my comment,
I know, I've been holding all of them.

>>22053883
Holy shit, you’re retarded.

>>22053898
So people who are buying the car rather than the badge. They are a minority I suppose.

>>22053751
Hold brother

>tesla up 10%
>apple up 4%
and yet my portfolio is massively down with no culprit, did GBP/USD just take a massive shit?

>>22053674
shut up about the dam

I wish I put money into TQQQ, FGNU, and SOXL earlier. Why do I even bother researching individual stocks? Here I am hoping for another fucking crash so I can retry.

>>22053925
Too add too, Tesla basically crabbed up until this crash for the past 5 years (little growth, less than the index)

The same cannot be said for the other shares you listed. Only held tsla recently before split to cash in. Their value is speculative based on what people believe they are going to bring to the table, unlike the other shares you listed which already have brought said shit to the table.

Not rocket science really.

>>22054009
It's the mid-day dump, usually happens sometimes between 11-1, then starts pumping up again

>BABA

>>22053859
I already did about 20 minutes ago

Sold, waiting for dump to get more. Monopoly money kek.

>>22052022
So, just go through everything in the OP and I should be ready to invest?

>>22052227
Zero Ultra and Ultra Fiesta

Last chance to get on Zip pay