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>>21970410
Imagine putting one of these in your head unironically.

why am I watching Spiderman farting on little children?

>>21970410
>stuttering potheads that run this scam

NeuraCon 2020

HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYY

>>21970905
Consider the following scenario
>Store a billion dollars in your brain by photographic memory of private key
>Have NeuraLink brain implant
>Check wallet
>Zero balance
>wtf?
Gonna happen, probably by 6th gen.
A whole lot of trendies who got robbed, ripped off, and violated are gonna be posting pink wojacks about having their private keys literally stolen from their brains. There will be many such cases. Sad!

elon is real life bond villain

>>21970905
>>21971723
it just interprets electrical impulses to actuate linked electronic devices, it can’t “read your mind”, there is no mechanism to do that

>>21971983
You haven’t listened to Elon’s long-term vision of NeuraLink, have you. Clearly not. Don’t be so foolish and naieve.
>by gen 6
Didn’t read that part, either. Of course not.

>>21970410
>BRAIN MICROCHIPS
You spelled Chainlink nodes wrong

I'll only use a brainwave reading device if a few conditions are met. It has to be open source, it has to be external, and there's no way in fuck I'm beta testing that shit.

>>21972164
Elon isn’t a biologist
if in this hypothetical situation technology has somehow overcome the hard biological information problem, we’re going to have much bigger problems than crypto keys getting yoinked. but it’s impossible to do what you’re saying anyway. At worst the chips could be hijacked to send damaging electrical impulses into the brain, a problem solved if the chip is verifiably output-only, or its ability to read impulses disabled, which would just make machine interface impossible

>>21970410
This reeks of deep state glowjoggers. Ive seen documents the clowns had a working brain remote control in dogs in 1970.

>>21973173
no goy, no governemtn here, we are a corporation, no worries needed installing our spyware thoughtcrime detector to collect your brain data and sell it to the government later anyway lol

>>21972525
exactly
it can just force you to choke yourself, very very slowly, over a period of 24 hours, maximizing pain

>>21970410
they're all sat there with masks on hahahahahhaa what kind of faggot would watch that?

>>21972525
this is cope and you know it

this isn't even clown world is it? this is just the beginning, isn't it? fuck this absolute faggot
>muh bobo prophecy
>we must stop bobo
>so we must become bobo
>market sells 6 gorillion btc
>btc crashes to $0.07
>we saved humanity
seriously fuck this absolute faggot. musk has gone too far. absolute fucking faggot.

Investing in Neuralink will be like if you could invest in a device that granted humans eyesight when everyone was blind.
Easy 1000x from IPO.

>>21970410
look at all these submissive jewish redditors, wearing their masks for the camera

>>21974730
Are you.. Are you actually retarded?

>>21974758
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Imagine getting rich off link and the entire world is completely fucked