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>>21946867

>>21946876
Thank u for reading my diary frens.

>>21946902
so retarded this shit is common it’s happened to a few people i know sometimes they don’t even live in your own city/country

>I know it says chuckecheese but i promise i live there

god damn fucking btfo. pretty elaborate scam lad. sorry that happened. are you really a virgin?

>>21946902
Sorry anon, I hate online dating

>>21946867
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>>21946902
Lmao tough one lad, you'll get em next time

after months on tinder..it’s pretty rare for a girl to be that forward. especially if they are attractive. most want a few days of chatting.

Dis nigga lives at Chuck E Cheese kek

>>21946936
Yes sadly. Looking back it looks like an obvious scam but in the moment my heart was racing and dick was planning everything. I legitimately thought LINK mooning was a signal and that is how it was going to come full circle.

>>21946930
Yeah, very new to tinder so I'm glad it happened and now I know but still pretty deflating for me

Link Marines, hold your virginity! Give them no dick, and take from them EVERYTHING!

>>21947077
honestly, the bots are so sophisticated these days, seems like a decently normal conversation, for tinder standards at least
actually i've read there are guys who pose as girls on things like tinder and get guys to pay for shit like this, so it might not be a bot but just a dude or a catfish
never let tinder dictate how you feel about yourself, you not only have to be good looking but have to take decent photos, and then you might get shadowbanned based on your swiping and shit like that. if youre a female on tinder youre playing life on easy mode since half the dudes swipe right on every chick they see

>>21947049
LOL

>>21946867
>brings up chuck e cheese
>"she" just goes on like nothing happened
bro what the fuck were you thinking

kek I didn't see it unfolding there either

>>21947259
to a tinder vet like you it's obvious
to a guy new to tinder i can see why he may have only had a inkling that this might be fake and not an assumption of it

>>21947172
Yes it seemed a little off but figured if a chick is willing to just meet up with a stranger and have sex she must be a little psycho. Anyway thank you friend.
>>21947259
Wasnt. At all. Lul

>>21946867
Are you in Florida? This bitch sounds like someone that went to my uni. Also why do you live at chuck e cheese

>>21946876
>well I'd be honored to assist with some gold old fashioned fun

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
holy fucking kek
This is what autists think "sounding smooth" is like and then they'll unironically come to /biz/ to bitch about not being able to get laid.
OP thanks for this thread. Literally laughing out loud at your autism.

>>21946867
yeah, you were targeted I’m afraid anon someone knows about your linkies

>>21946867
bomb my house?
kek
also you sound cool for using coordinates sounds like you are talking over LOKI session or something

>>21946867
This is what I do. I scroll through all the pictures and find ones that have snapchats or instagrams. Then I add them. But since most of them are SJW type whores and we are in a pandemic where you can’t really go do anything I message them and just say “hey you are hot, we should hook up even if we have to make you my sugar baby to do so. About 30% are interested and just work a deal out.

And for Instagram.... after you message them you should make a comment on one of her pictures where she has commented on another persons comment so she gets the notification. And I’ll just type DM’s to her where she has replied to some other person who messaged her in her comments.

I have this cute little half white half Latina chick who comes and blows me like clockwork right now. Sometimes my mom even gives me 100$ cuz she knows my link and kleros are going to the moon.

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>>21946867
>sergey would be so proud of me

>>21947364
Lmfao this OP you gotta work on your ‘game’, if you want to get laid don’t talk like that

If you are a virgin dont use tinder. Go talk to girls irl.

>>21947597
Interesting. Maybe I'll give that a shot. If worse comes to worse I was thinking about going for foreign chicks. I dont want to resort to that but getting desperate and just want to get it out of the way.
>>21947710
Any guidance? Should I just talk extremely casually?

>>21947809
Here's how you get that coral.
You're gonna say "You've got about 10 seconds to show me that hole cause this gorilla dick daddy's hungry, and if you don't blow me right, I might kill you."

>>21946867
Pajeet here, used to do this a few years ago.
This guys conversation and conversion method is a bit roundabout, but still probably makes a killing I imagine.
Back then, I used to make $700/day on good days.

> Google wealthiest zip codes in the U.S
> Buy residential IP of that city
> Look for albums/packs of whores on r/Gonewild
> Setup Bluestacks/Andyroid for Tinder/PoF/Kik
The rest comes with experience. I was pretty deep in the game, had a shortlist of high converting cities. Made instant char macros, multitasking multiple chats, etc
Only downside, you have to see dick picks, a lot of them.

>>21947809
It’s really the only thing you can do. These chicks have 80 dudes after them at any given time. Just gotta pay. And if they are like on the fence about it I just say...

“Well, look, tinder is a hookup app but obviously you aren’t a slut that’s just going to hook up with any guy, but you are available nonetheless, so the only reason I’m offering is cuz you prob have a million guys after you cuz you’d so hit so the chances of us getting together organically are slim to none anyway. So figure hooking you up with some cash just Kinda expedites things.”

>>21947809
To the same thing you responded that to I would have said instead “haha I feel you. regardless if it’s the wrong app or not you’re talking to the right person. What’s your number?”

>>21947913
how's the weather in mumbai?

you look so boring

>>21947991
Raining a lot so the weather’s nice since I don’t have to go out.

>>21948013
neat

>>21947887
Lul. Suppose it wouldn't hurt to try something like that.
>>21947913
Damn nice.
>>21947969
Thanks anon this seems pretty promising given the recent wave of only fans.

>>21947913
after 3 years on /biz/ sifting through the shitcoin shills i have finally witnessed it
an actual chad pajeet
well done anon

Living in a chuck e cheese. This anon truly made it

Musk recently changed my life by pointing out the socially accepted madness which is sex-obsession. An absolute waste of energy and a damaging one at that. Train your mind to accept that evolution is always in a state of transition and change, so we're physically imperfect - but that we can train our minds to realise that it's best to actively decide to limit this obsession. I mean not only will your life improve, but because you're not on your knees grovelling to every girl you meet, they're actually more likely to be attracted to you. Win win.

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>>21946876
>>21946902
This could've been settled in a Kleros court sir. A simple smart contract with the poke the vagene clause. Another use case presented to you sirs, do the needful sirs.

>>21948064
I saw an opportunity I can one up the usual catfishes and I took it.

>>21948033
Here’s a suggestion OP, try registering to these dating apps pretending to be a women, the app that doesn’t let you do that or has strict check/manual verifications before you are successfully able to catfish, register your actual profile on those. Good luck.

>>21948115
And how did elon musk, a sex obsessed former sexless nerd, convince u of that?

>>21946867
if you're interested in a relationship and can't make one happen it's the biggest red flag that you need to do more work on yourself - like throw yourself into self development kinds of work
if self development doesn't seem to be working that is the point of considering seeking help from a professional about possible issues you're repressing

>>21947597
Two questions:
1) Do you think you actually have to post pictures to your Instagram to do this?
2) How much does it cost? The professionals charge $300 an hour where I live.

>>21946932
OP has game tbhbhonest

>>21947049
This is the most deluded linkie post I've ever seen.
>Linkmagic gonna get me laid

>>21947033
Lmao. Checked

>>21946902
Don’t give up. You just have to keep making the effort. I lost it at 26. Late bloomer I guess

>>21946954
Not true tho. Sometimes they really do want to fuck right then. My biggest tip is to start conversation as soon as you match

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>>21946902
This nigga lives at Chucky'e'Cheese

>>21947643
I unironically think about my personal goals like this sometimes, Sergey would want to be my bro if I do this

>>21948520
Some of these college girls will blow you for 100/120 fuck for 200 or whatever. I would never use a professional. I want a normal chick who isn’t a professional or has maybe had a sugar daddy or two before. If it’s a professional it isn’t the same

>>21948520
Yeah I mean they want to see your pic. Cuz they are normal chicks who don’t do it for a living so they are gonna want to see you before going through with it

>>21946867
I literally lost my virginity to a prostitute today. She was really helpful explaining shit, but overall not worth it. Don't be an idiot like me

Bruh, jesus. All in ARPA and make it next year so you can move to Japan or something.

Guys I'll tell you a secret. Men don't lose virginity. Men can't lose virginity. Virginity is a women stuff because of the hymen. Men do have a first time in sex, but that's not a "virginity".

This thread is obviously a big bait/joke, but it made me laugh, thank you OP

no. you'll die a 100 year old virgin

4th reply by melanie gave it away.

>>21947354
never stick your dick in crazy kid.

Learn this or watch your life go into the shitter. You have one life to live, don't waste it on dicknannigans.

this made me remember how much we would have loved to live in chuckie cheese as a kid. how did it all get so complicated

>>21947913
don't you believe in karma, being a pajeet and all? what you are doing is pretty evil and you'll suffer retribution, starting in this life