/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21874436
Amazing

Is this bullish?

>>21874529
If anything is certain, it is that /biz/ will figure out a way to spin this into token not needed, link is dead, priced in, Big Macs FTW.

>>21874583
But all that is true

>>21874603
It may be true that the price of Sergey's Big Macs are already priced into the marketcap of link, but if link dies, Sergey dies...no Big Macs...token definitely needed.

>>21874529
The tech is advancing, so bullish for the future of the company. Bullish for the token in this moment? Hard to say.

>>21874583
its not needed tough
at best GOOGL or AMZN will buy the smartcontract.com entity and the LINK tokens will be redeemed worthless. the LINK token was an means to an end from day 1 and only increases friction. cutting the token will be very easy and wont impact the chainlink product in a bad way anyway - it will be the opposite

>>21874436
Soon you will be able to order Big Macs from Microsoft Word and Excel

Insane times my autistic friends

>>21874692
Did you forget to take your meds again anon? were all worried about you

>>21874673
I’ve heard Sergey is made up of different pieces of Big Macs from all over the world, his penis being made up of horse meat thy somehow found its way into French Big Macs.

Wait, is this legitimate?

>>21874583
The token isn't needed.

simple example. A smart contract holds 5 silver shekels + oracle fee. The oracle feeds in good data and the smart contract releases the 5 silver shekels to, and the fee to the oracle operator network. Optionally, the fee passes through a smart contract that converts it to the operators preferred currency of choice.

>>21874436
fake and gay

>>21874436
How is this different than any other data scraper that sends info to a spreadsheet? What does blockchain have to do with it exactly?

>>21874436
Holy shit link gets to use ms word to enter data into
That frickin epic, reddit doggoo!!!!
$10000 eod

>>21874829
Ngmi but probably gmi due to being a sketch

>>21874801
Gee it's almost like you could click the fucking link and find you for yourself. it's almost like asking /biz/ to verify something you saw on /biz/ doesn't actually get you any further in terms of guarantees of truthfulness. it's almost like YOU COULD GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING AND WASH YOUR DICK AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE INSTEAD OF ASKING STUPID FUCKING EASILY VERIFIABLE QUESTIONS THAT YOU COULD HAVE FIGURED OUT WITH ONE FUCKING CLICK HOLY FUCK. FUCK!

>>21874436
Everyone should remember that price reacts a few days to a week or so later. Happened w bsn with korean banks and will happen now with this. Anyone saying this is nothing is bat shit fucking crazy

>>21874692
You are so retarded...the link token is what Oracle operators are paid in

>>21874692
You have been posting this "friction" FUD for 3 years now, seek help

>>21874829
No. you're a shekels o neil

>>21874883
sketched or informed?

>>21874801
I am OP. The provided link in OP proves that I am unequivocally in fact, not a faggot.

>>21874436
Imagine, you sign into your wagie station and head over to the Office 365 homepage. You see a new app icon, titled "Smart Contract".

>>21874888
Checked.

>>21874829
are you fucking retarded? what if one party bribes the oracle to put false info by paying him more than the oracle fee?

Oh shit, now I realize that they are going to present this at SmartCon.

>>21874751
This reminds me of the Osiris story about how his wife, Isis, buried all his body parts around the world, resurrected him, made a magic penis for him so they could have sex and then gave birth to Horus. Black cube of Saturn Cult confirmed, Sergey is Osiris, God of the Underworld.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osiris_myth
ctrl-f "penis" for the best part.

>>21875002
Went to the dudes twitter page and don’t see it. What’s up w that

>>21874886
Based >fap id

>>21874987
Because you can't do that with a decentralized oracle network based off consensus.

>>21874987
>what if one party bribes the oracle to put false info by paying him more than the oracle fee
Found the guy that hasn't read the whitepaper.

>>21874958
and you're still there because you didn't buy link

It's a plugin for Microsoft Office, lol. Does it excite you guys that LINK dapps work on Microsoft Windows?

>>21874888
Checked for delayed moon

>>21875052
It's a reply.
Here, it shows up as top post on OpenLaw's twiiter:
https://twitter.com/openlawofficial?lang=en

>>21874436
>its almost time
>do you feel it?

>>21875103
I figure if LINK dapps didn't work on Windows it would be a tragedy, so I assume this is actually good news.

>>21874718
>>21874742
>>21874829
>>21875103
>>21875199
the smoothbrains of nubiz strike again
>you don't understand the chainlink + openLAW connection
>you probably dont even know what OPENLAW IS
>you dont understand the significance of executing smart contracts using off-chain data in the MS ecosystem
A B S O L U T E
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>>21875199
think gambling, insurance, derivatives, contractual law
the entire business world centres around contractual law - entire departments are devoted to organising and executing contracts
openlaw will automate this entire industry
and link is powering it
you had three years

>>21875367
I think most companies will wait for the LibreOffice plugin for Linux.

>>21875367
I was saying this a good a thing. I believe you misunderstood me.

>>21875161
Kek the zoomers that run this account really speak to me and my investment

>>21875409
It’s okay fren I knew what you meant. This is fantastic news, we are all gonna make it. Believe it!

>>21875325
Openlaw is literally a couple of nobodies, unironically.

>>21875002
sauce on this anime?

>>21874886
Jesus. Settle down you spaz.

>>21875515
Houkago Teibou Nisshi, its about fishing. Best of the season in my opinion. Super comfy, smooth animation and all the girls are dorks.

>>21875103
The fact that its integrated into Microsoft Office is going to majorly incentivize companies to try it out. It adds a whole new layer of legitimacy and the potential for adoption.

>>21875712
Based.

>>21875712
If you like this show watch Encouragement of Climb.

>>21874603
>kek
kek
kek

>>21875776
Its honestly one of the few things keeping me sane during this clown year. Very relaxing. I would trade every LINK I own to exist in that peaceful world.

>>21875790
I've seen it. One of my favorites. They are definitely quite similar. The basic plot is almost exactly the same.

I mean this is dumb. They basically wrote something to allow word to pull data. The contract thing is not relevant.

>>21875046
Kek wills it.

>>21874888
Ok but is it good or bad?

>>21876023
It means we're ahead of the curve unironically

Fuck Jannies

>>21874888
>anyone saying this is nothing is street shit fucking crazy.

When LINK hits 1k I will buy my own McDonalds franchise and place a picture of Sergey on the wall above the burger making station.

>>21876589
I'm saying it. It's a plug in of sorts. I don't see what utility it does.

>>21874888
checked but it actually is nothing

>>21876058
Epic

>>21874894
just pay them dollars nigga

>>21876700
Theoretically, all plugs are made of cheese. What's your point, Poodar?

>>21875325
ARAINLETS?

Nothing with what you said had anything to do whether or not the token is or isn't needed...

Fudders are absolutely seething in this thread. You love to see it.

>>21874886
>Fap
Okay then

>>21875769
>Disabled due to security risk / unknown plugin.

>>21874687
the token is not needed. network is working right now without staking.

>>21876700
>>21877633
Checked.
Thomas told us in slack that Adelyn and Rory are getting their clown suits today for the "big announcement"

>>21875091
Found the guy who didn't read who hes replying to. Hes agreeing with you and pointing out why the the token is required.

>>21875046
>ctrl-f "penis" for the best part.
Implying I dont do this for every doc I read

>>21877851
> Plutarch also states that Set steals and dismembers the corpse only after Isis has retrieved it. Isis then finds and buries each piece of her husband's body, with the exception of the PENIS, which she has to reconstruct with magic, because the original was eaten by fish in the river. According to Plutarch, this is the reason the Egyptians had atabooagainst eating fish. In Egyptian accounts, however, the PENIS of Osiris is found intact, and the only close parallel with this part of Plutarch's story is in "The Tale of Two Brothers", a folk tale from the New Kingdom with similarities to the Osiris myth.
WTF I LOVE PENIS NOW

>>21874583
But the token really isn’t needed, LINK is dead and all of this shit is priced in already. How many times do we have to go through this linkies?

>>21876817
>LINK payouts BUILT INTO the software, totally native to every interaction on the network, can be distributed across any blockchain via wrapping
>"just use insanely vulnerable, centralized, arbitrary funnymoney! just have a bunch of adapters that estimate the cost of each interaction, and deal with the overhead of banks so that you can use someone else's currency! just hire lawyers to oversee the operation of the adapters!"
fucking delusional
like, flying, spinning tunnels of colors, screwballing through the open skies of teletubby land on a rosy day, deliriously delusional
there may be some place where a version of chainlink like this is deployed, and if that happens, everyone will have the opportunity to see how bloated and inferior it is
the sound of google and amazon's knees bending in respect and compliance to THE KING, as it is and without any retarded jewish fucking cuts or compromises, will be fucking beautiful

>>21874436
>saving info into excel
>decentralized
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

iTS LITERALLY JUST A PLUG IN EXTENSION

no normies will ever use this

>>21874436
$LINK will be used everywhere. We're going to make it!

>>21874436
PIECE OF SHIT
PIECE OF SHIT
PIECE OF SHIT
PIECE OF SHIT
PIECE OF SHIT

>>21876817
Money printer go brrrr

So bullish this news. Nolinkers and fudders writhing and seething.
Can't wait for fri/sat.
Buying every extra linkie I can atm.
Stack em high, Marines

>>21878621
It's literally pointless.

>>21879481
you're literally a retard.

3 years and $LINK is still just a .json parser lol

>>21878621
You realize this is targeted at ISDA...

Literal brainlets think the token is needed.

>>21879765
It always was

>>21874886
>wash your dick
Kek

>>21874436
>not selling a 150x

NGMI.

get out for Safex or enjoy your ride back to $3.

>>21875103
>Microsoft Windows
You misspelled Office 365

>>21880091
> SAFEX
KEK ANON THIS WAS DOG SHIT DURING THE LAST BULL RUN

>>21880187
> HAHAHA 365 WHAT ABOUT LEAP YEARS YOU FAGGOTS LINK IS UNIRONICALLY OVER

>>21874842
I don’t know, what difference is there between 1 juror and 10000 jurors you newfag?

>>21874436
>Open Law

you mean like some sort of Court?

>>21875046
>thinking thse people aren't black


ngmi